BEST BABY SITTING TIPS EVER

[leya2fabulous]

i always play around wit them a lil bit then i be like "NAP TIME" and i put them to sleep thats my favorite part of baby sitting

[YendoranLetha]

I have sex wit them

[leya2fabulous]

@YendoranLetha WHY IN THE WORLDS WUD U SAY THT THTS HOW CHILDREN GET SCARS FOR LIFE AND IT DOESNT MATTER IF U WERE KID'IN OR NOT JERK THINK ABOUT WAT U SAY FIRST

[ChewyMilk19]

1:30 sounded more like german

[kulic57]

1:29 WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA­AAHAHAH



[Kaylotron]

"If you touch the floor, you will BURN YOUR FEET! Or in chinese... mee maih mooh hai mooh hai!!!" XD

[Krazikittehz98]

I sit on them like a BAUS xD

[TheVendettaMinecraft]

i teach them to read!

THE SATANIST BIBLE AND DANTE'S INFERNO

[mitchrapful]

I have to go to bed early:( lemindrop

[Truetosarah]

Audition for a televised talent show of some sort, singing the wash butt song

[MixCompact]

You should make more one serbian lesson!(whern you go to the city in serbia).

[Jackie4Realz]

Ummmmmm. . . . I lovez you, but I'm glad you were never my babysitter. . .

[iMbAlLiNbejealouss12]

IDEA ALERTTTTTT!!!!!!!! Ok so you pretend to audition for American Idol!!!!!!!!! Thumbs up or something if u think it's a good idea and maybe he'll out my comment in his show!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kyliekfc27]

I give them matches and lots of paperthat has been soaked in gas....

[lexykerplexy2121]

it sound like he is trying to play a game like jig saw plays in saw with little children......

[krucialchesenut]

i make them play go over to a friends house if they have any!

[krucialchesenut]

danny plz do a video about what to do when you want to burn your house down but no gas!that would be awsome.

[thepowerofmusic1000]

dear danny,

please do a video on girls everyday makeup,

that would be soooooooooo funny :D :D :D :D

-kaitlynn

[monsterdrinker400]

I tape them to the chair if they scream, and tape their mouth while i sit there and begin to eat their favorite snack, and then hang their favorite dolly from a rope on the ceiling right in front of them.:)

[Skrillex7883]

HAI IM HERE TO SIT ON TEH BABY

[Alanna86600]

whore



[Alanna86600]

why do people think that guys are cool when they sleep with a bunch of women, but when girls do it they are considered sluts and/or sluts

[bluz4life]

I show them vids of YOU!! Do a vid on why kids like swearing in movies

[DETSKIT]

1:30

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LOLOL

[DETSKIT]

MAKE A VIDEO ON HOW TO DO YOUR EVERYDAY MAKEUP. I'd love to see that. I bet i'd be so funny.

[emmiemadness]

i baby sat once i stuck the boys on the xbox and lets the baby sit by the microwave and drink her bottle then i kept throwin her on the seti

[zagi256]

I played lava.and I had to got to hospital.I broke my finger.

[gibbo1112]

i baby sat once, i kept them entertained by letting them push me down the stairs...

[alexpounder]

The babysitter inspects my genitals. He says its perfectly normal.

[gracethefishy]

i eat brownies :)

[Kaiablubblez]

@robertking8

your disgusting tell your babysitter to stop and if they dont then tell your parents!

[Kaiablubblez]

The things my babysitter does with me is ties me to a chair and hides and makes me try to get out of the tape with a nail file and then makes me find her and then file her nails :(

[Kaiablubblez]

You should make a video on what to do when your friends are being Assholes

[Deadliestcatchfan3]

well one time my babysitter gave me something that looked like water but it wasnt water. then another time she brought her friend Lupe over and then she was in my room with him a nd she started screaming really weird but for some reason it made me happy on the inside

[ROFLmanJames]

play hide and seek. the kid hides and i sit on the couch and watch TV for an hour, theb i find them and do the whole thing again until im done babysitting

[KarasuCondor]

when i baby sit, their daughter baby sit me....XD

[Marissa0617]

when i babysit, the kids usually like tp play hide and seek

[jicaley]

Wtf

[robertking8]

My baby sitter touches me in naughty places.

[idontcaredotcom1]

i used monster begone spray

its just water but some kids played with it and now it's yellowish and smells like pee...

[8RseeJean8]

when i get baby-sat, i lock them in the closet and turn the music way up and spray-paint the grass in the backyard orange.

but that's just me.

[rebornhobby1999]

go to the park and liebary

[Mushywhale]

I dont know what i do realy, i like to go to theme parks!!

[purplepills3]

You would make a terrible babysitter Danny! :P

[DMTLG55]

Puzzles and eating, watching tv…she loves her cats and i spend a lot of time carrying them back outside. >.<

[Mistakeelu0101]

He has a black eye 0.0

[samuraikata]

*evil laugh* MU HA HA HA HA! \m/

[pigmy8]

Or you could rent some dvds

[w3st0nw]

how much do you charge?

[VXxXAzzAXxXV]

lol dave chappelle reference :]

[Stephanie96Lynn]

danny i love you.... i think you would be that much cooler if you did a video about why fat old people think its ok to be in public/ excercising in public while wearing spandex!!!!! its sooo gross. please danny pleaseeee!!!!!!!! :) (:

[missmcglitter]

hey!! hey!! danny!! make a video of how to shower *raises eybrows*

[POZESEDHOBO]

I eat there food

[pengypzio]

Tell them all about krumpus, regret it when i end up having to get them to sleep, and swear openly after 30 minutes

[the2FROman]

I gave my babysitter a cup of water from the toilet

[SRSParodies1]

Loving it. Make a video about weirdest people on planet earth

[PurpleLovatoLove]

ahahaha xD the ending was funny :D and make a video about HAIR STYLES!(:

[123BabyVal]

What do u do with babies??

[Macaroon17]

I put on weird and creepy movies and scare them!

I'm mean, but they have to toughen up!

>:o

Love you!

[LolzGirl3339]

HAHAHAHA!

[flareman300]

the best thing to do.. if u DONT want to babysit....

1. go babysit

2. show them a gun ( they need to hold it )

3. the shot them in the head.. BOOOOM !!!

4. say that he commited suicide when u were at the toilet -_-

5. U WILL NEVER HAD TO BABYSIT ANYMORE ... since no1 trusts u ..

xD

[Sporations]

@flareman300 Thats not funny

[sledmaster89]

When I used to babysit a 6 year old taught me how to play COD

[sianpuppy]

How come you have a black eye in this? x

[feedmyunicornpopcorn]

I send the kids to bed early, eat all their food and sleep on their couch whilst watching movies hehehehe

[bloodylea]

danny would make a great dad :)

[xSlyfoxXHound]

My BabySitter Fucks me. I'm 10.

[13ps3gamer]

@xSlyfoxXHound ur 10 and u get fucked...aweosme

[Arcticfox614]

@xSlyfoxXHound

Says on your channel that you are 22 :P

[Breadsandwhich]

@Arcticfox614 SCHOOLED

[Arcticfox614]

@Breadsandwhich

Damn right!

[forsthe]

@xSlyfoxXHound Since when were hands allowed to babysit?

[TheExtremeTES]

Danny, can you do a video on anger managment? :@

[MrCaptianAlly]

Finger paint, face paint, LAVA FLOOR <3, TV, walk, sand box, tag, Nerf guns, dance, face paint, shaving cream beards (:, pictures... :D

[TribalClef]

when i babysit, me & the kids play nerf guns.whoever losses has to stand up in front of a mirror & let the winner shoot sucking darts around them but as close to thier body as possible onto the mirror.

[battlestartoaster]

A baby sitter taught my brothers and I about which substances burn the best. We achieved a 30 foot flame using sugar and matches.

[Kingofandromeda]

My babysitter once took all of us out of the house (when my mom told her to keep us inside) down to the backyard. Where my brother got stung by a bee. She then proceeded to take us back inside and put popcorn in a metal pan and put it in the microwave, my brother with a bag of frozen pees on his arm, corrected her without the microwave exploding... So yea...

[SugaaSofi]

When I baby sit they make me play fairies, mermaids and dragons until they fall asleep :L bless!:)

[mlpko]

Make a video about street racing. thx!

[ATChampagne]

When I was 2-4, My babysitter was a teenage girl whom, from what my mother tells me, had her boyfriend over all the time and didn't pay attention to me... All I remember is the taste of bubble gum bubbles o.o

When I was 7-11 I had two different babysitters. My first babysitter use to read to me or make me do homework in bed. My second babysitter would mostly let her kids raise me.

And now I'm not that old from then but... I don't have babysitters. And my mother wonders why I don't visit them.

[Toastmanforpie]

make tacos and fart

[thebuffman221]

When i baby sit annoying kids, i grab the closest thing to me that looks like a gun, and pretend to pull the trigger.

[tommysthesexiestman]

SEX!!!!! LOTS AND LOTS OF SEX!!!!!!!

[FamilyGurl000]

ADHD!!!!

[Dinac47]

When I baby sit, I sit on babies :D

[arwenjoseph11]

me and my babysitter have sex >:)

[robotchicken448]

I make them foods that are impossible to pronounce or spell so they get confused and I don't have to do anything for like 2 hours

[AMER8ish]

can u please make a video about haircuts :)

[trasher389]

they touch me :(

[DeadlyNinjaHobo]

starves us



[KittieKatGrl]

Your left eyebrow is lighter than ur right.

[Litllesaw]

@KittieKatGrl Not if you're lefthanded.

[pinkfluffytacos]

we play bra tag :)

[SMARTCUTEFUNNYXD]

i just cilck on this video to hear the ending.

[samtracker123]

you should make a video on how to get your ex to like you again

[thePRINCESSSHANDI]

22 people are chinese



[sugarf27]

We played king if the mattress u have to stay.on it and knock everyone else off fun times

[ImVannaBish]

I stay home by myself... or read :)

[thecamoman64]

lol u should make a vid of u doing all that stuff. thumbs up if u think so

[moHARDCORE1]

when i was younger my babysitter almmost ignored me and let me watch tv all the time :D

[batniko2]

a MUUHAHAHAHA....XD

[beadlescrazy8]

Make a video on poop

[validor1111]

Throw them out of a six story window... Jk .... Maybe

[trishaj73240]

i always had my grandma babysit and she would cook food, watch TV, and sleep all day... leaving me with nothing to do ._. BUT it was better than listening to her go on about knitting and sewing, i took interest when she mentioned my parents :D

[SnookiBeatches]

Hehe when I was little my babysitter would bring over her boyfriend and they'd try to get me to go to sleep so I'd pretend to sleep then I'd crawl out of my crib. Poke them in the stomach and run back and hop in my crib. Lol

[SnookiBeatches]

If I ever have a babysitter... I want him... he sounds exciting... NOT IN THAT WAY SICKOS!!!!

[Nukeaholic]

I'd find snakes and throw them at my babysitter, she ended up quitting for some reason... I was rather young at the time and I thought snakes were cool and surly my babysitter would want to see them too, right?

[j74302]

if i ever babysit i hope its a kid that uses an enheiler so i can take it away and bury it MUAHAHAHA

[Aarondanielsillwood]

One time I got baby sitted by someone of my age (13). I'm 14 now. We used to make out on the couch. (or I just made that up)

[MetalHeads10]

*run

[MetalHeads10]

my babysitter used to bring over her boyfriend, locked themselves in a room, and I would sit there making sparkler bombs, and then stick them in ant hills, call my babysitter and rin away

[woahineedhelp]

Is there something wrong with him? Does he have A.D.D.? Not trolling jw

[TaylorSmith1123]

My baby sitter got pregnant when her boyfriend came over and when it was time to have the baby she took me to the hospital with her. No joke its tge truth

[rwjandsdrule]

WTF WAS THAT AT THE END?!?!?

[baileyem]

when i was babysat my babysitter didnt watch me so i took a pan an egg and a magnifiying glass and made a fire i tried to make scrambled eggs

[CheJK666]

your evil laugh rocks

[amk9b1]

Can you make a vido about best birthday presents for your parents

[DarkBloodLust1]

Yeah... i spend every tusday and thursday babysitting and i stick the 3 year old in a room and go to mine and lock the door, when i come out the house is trashed and the child is crying. that shows that people should find another babysitter

[cassifrassbass]

yes yes I have a baby sitter at the age of 15-___- but LOL funny:] and I baby sit a few kids and after I watched this I was like Hell Yess I am going to make a fort with these little bastards-:D but one wanted to ride me.... but he was just talking about like a horsey... that's still sounds fucked up-___- shit..

[JBOYHAYNES]

My baby sitter brought her dog over and it bit my and i had to get stitches on my face!

It was a long waight at the ER!!!!!¿

[AndyKilla337]

My baby sitter touched my penis. (:

[ChuckChan1231]

when i was 13 my baby sitter let me fuck her in all ways no lie. ( and she was the hottest girl ud ever see!)

[Lex1999to2011]

@ChuckChan1231 YEAH RIGHT! :)

[Bekzstar]

My babysitter was a bitch so one day, when she was asleep, my brother, sister and me shaved her eyebrows, hair and drew on her with permanent marker ;D sweet sweet revenge :P

[may14gurl99]

when im baby sittin i unshuly sit on the couch and let them play with toys while i txt or chew on sharp objects ...... i like sharp objects like knifes and sizors and finger nail filrs but i dont chew on those just cut things :D its fun to cut things well bak to what i do i also draw i draw unicorns and dragons i like dragons i make them go to sleep also :D so i can txt in peace :D

[Slytherpuff3865]

My babysitter used to call her boyfriend over and lock themselves up in my baby brothers room. I assume they were playing the Wii, but who knows?

[Interwebz1]

@Slytherpuff3865 One of them was playing, but not with a controller!

[jonfroswa]

@Slytherpuff3865 supermariologan reference! (im a fan...of his...)

[DarkLord064]

PLEASE MAKE A VIDEO FOR HOW TO MAKE SARMA (a Serbian meal)

[sharttin11]

my babysitter would always just engage me in a fruitless argument usually involving her insulting me in some way which always reduced me to tears. god i hated Bevan. so now when im babysitting i just turn the kids upsid down, shake them for money, and when i drop them if they survive they get to eat as much candy as they want. everyone is happy

[CreepinessFTW]

When I was 5, my brother and I had this horrible babysitter. One day, my cousins came over to our house and in the knowledge that our very over-weight babysitter "from hell" was on a diet, we emptied a massive box of Cadburys on the sitting room carpet and ate the lot. We reduced her to tears as she tried to stop us. My God, I had some childhood...

[msmaster105]

I would do the same

[lowryebass]

My babysitter and older sister would not feed me unless I bathed the babysitter's great Pyrenees dogs (who were about 4.5 times larger than me) and glue things together that they said were broken... like a lamp and a shoe... things I later realized really did not need to be mended in any way, and things that my parents actually did not appreciate my having "fixed".

[Face13smiley]

My babysitter just lets me watch tv and go outside, well, she dosent know what I do outside (ill ding dong ditch houses or just try to make somthing out of the stuff @ my babysitters garage or house, yupp but its still boring

[technokitteh231]

I sit down watch tv. And tell them to shut up

[TheLadyMichealis]

BABYSITTER! BABYSITTER!? I don't like the thought of some weird grownup acting infringement of my mom and sneaking in men. I'd have a children of the corn moment.....owo

That bed is comfy, I don't need to smell sweat and shame when a nap on it.

[Magnebi]

When I was younger (I'm 18 today! Its muh burfday!!) my ONLY babysitter used to put me in the closet, and put my dresser in front of the door so I couldn't get out.. then she'd let me out just as my parents got home... meany..

[bloodthirstyvampire8]

@Magnebi thats so mean! did you ever tell your parents?

[Magnebi]

@bloodthirstyvampire8 I wanted to, but I was too scared.. I finally did like, YEARS after she was gone :P haha

[SMARTCUTEFUNNYXD]

ROFL

that is all.

[norwayfrompluto]

i push my babysitt-ies in mud puddles and poke them with sticks

[cowboysandguys]

press 3 repeaditally :D

[zookienation1]

@cowboysandguys omg i love you

[MinecraftPlanetChan]

I wish my babysitter did the treasure hunt thing when i was a kid.

[MyEyesTellStories]

Question; do you smoke a massive joint before making these vids?

[lazuhdood9]

Dhaaaannnnyyt

[goody6shos]

Baha I haven't had a baby sitter since I was like, 6. xD And she would leave her kids to babysit me. And would put on a channle that showed girls in lingarie. And would swear. Then I went home and swore my ass off to my parents. I love Nicole :)

[Ianis927]

Danny, you aren't talking about your childhood....are you?

[hel0m0t0]

when i was a kid my babysitter would bring her younger daughter along with us (the daughter was younger than me) so then i would kind of hang out with her and once i played a game where i made her believe that she had shrunk to a tiny size and then grown to a humongous size all in a matter of minutes. even as a child i was devious

[SimplyBridgett]

I feed the kids goldfish and have dance parties with them :D we like to watch scooby doo too

[janeisbeast]

my babysitter would play "you clean while i hit you with metal hangers"...........she was nice

[9hilo]

i hit my baby sitter with a bat

[Thebuzzox]

My baby sitter used to play catch the pringle.. we stopped playing that when we once used salt and vingar and it went in her eye..... growing up was fun huh XD

[MyCollegeShinanigans]

When my Girlfriend baby sits, i go over to the house get drunk and have sex in every room

[cutenail100]

Like I'm a kid i never let my babysiter teach me how to play with fire

[rocknrollluke123]

once my baby sitterwas on the phone then 10 minutes later some boys came round and trashed the house i was like wat the hell this is my house i dont even know u !!!!!!!!!!!!

[bonebreaker1212]

i like to microwave them...

[DUstYgrAPE]

do a video on what to say after an awkward silence

[TravisFoShoBohr]

when you babysit , check your facebook.

[alzlkj]

they f**k me

[vkigo3]

when i baby sit my baby cuzzins i smack them and make it a game , u touch me , i smack ur little baby bottoms

[vkigo3]

@vkigo3 and when they get tired , of getting smack i put them out side untill my mom comes home and feeds then XD im jking

[furyise]

I sit on kids that i babysit, it teaches them to sit still or be sat on

[Hackerette]

sometimes I feed them bread and onions and turn up the heat for a while....

[everybodywasfighting]

i drink it numbs the pain

[RawrZatJilly]

1 2 9 3 i hunt the babys muwahahaa