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  • I laugh so much, my Polish neigbours hate me. Maybe they should get a sense of humour.

  • @Feisty1967 There polish.

    They don't know what humour is.

  • SALMON!!!

  • I feel like this is The Soup except without good humor.

  • I LOVE HARRY HILL AND I WANT HIM 2 DO ANOTHER SERIES ON ITV 1 ! 

  • "Start the machine!" is nothing compared to "Activate the cube!"

  • WHat channel does this come on? Seriously no joke

  • @TheMrMany itv1 at 7 oclock or round about.

  • @pineappledude62 Everyday, and thank you for telling me :P

  • fucking legend!

  • he makes me laugh soooooooooo much

  • pause at 4:10 with transcription on- look at what harry says!

  • HARRY HILL TV BURP AT SATURDAY 7:45PM ITV!?

  • NEW HARRY HILL T.V BURP TODAY AT 7 O'CLOCK!!!

    SOMEONE SAID ITS THE FINAL SERIES SO WATCH IT!!!

  • Harry Hill is so fucking unfunny, he should just fucking stop comedy because he is fucking dreadful

  • @balista99 tell that to the 13 million people who love him

  • SALMOOOOOOOOOOOON! HIS DAD IS A FISHERMAN AND CHRIS IS A FISHERMAN!

  • Hes a cyan man

    Doing what he can

    He's on the couler of money and he

    Is a tarrent fan

    It's lik deal or no deal

    Bug instead of boxes it's cash machines

    Plz don't tell Noel Edmunds or he'll sue...

  • LoL this makes me laugh XD

  • SALMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

  • STRESS is the key in this game i think?

  • ITS SALMON YOU FOOL!!!!!!

    DINT YOU REALIZE HE IS A FISHERMAN AND CHRIS IS A FISHERMAN!!!!!!

  • LMAO I LOVE THE ENDING WHERE CHRIS WALKS OFF !

  • 6 People aren't cyan man

  • look at chris's hand at 0:49

  • Chris Tarrant looks like he is thinking "I'm fucking bored with these dullards"

  • im a fisher man chris is a fisher man, jhon is a fisher man ur uncles a fisher man, you used to be a fisher man my mums a fisher lady so i think you sould go with samon. ( chris ) " what colour are you going for?" "green" lol

  • @14jackthelad LMFAO.

  • It's so obvious that it was salmon, how could he not know with all the clues he had?

  • 1:52-2:00 best quote ever!

  • i love harry hill and anyone who doesnt does not have a life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • his face at 2:34 pushes it off the funny scale!

  • 6 people arent fishermen.

  • @AnOTHERPRoDUCTi0N

    They might be Salmon.

  • The color of money... i think it's green

  • He's a cyan man, doing what he can, he's on the colour of money, and he is a tarrent fan, it's like deal or no deal, but instead of boxes it's cash machines, please don't tell noel edmunds, or he'll sue...

  • How Hard Can It Be?

  • I LOVE STRESS! :D

  • HA HA WHERES HE GOING TO? AND WHY DOES HE SQUINT HIS FACE?!!!

  • SALMON

  • Funny

  • "Where's he going? Oy, Chris, where you off too?"

  • so funny.

  • so funny

  • I think Chris is a fisherman.

  • I can't stand this kind of 'luck' programme where they try to make it appear that there's a technique to it.

  • @marcluc1988 deal or no deal is the worst for this

  • hahahahahahahaha

  • And it's not exactly, "STOP MAKING SAUSAGES!!"

  • when TV burp's at it's best, it is the funniest programme on TV

  • Its filmed infrount of a live studio auduence

  • Most fake background laughter ever

  • @TheFunwaregames The show is done live with an audience, i know, i ve seen this show live seven times.

  • This gameshow was on last year? How the hootin heck did it pass me by? It must have been on at the same time as Total Assewipe.

  • LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO­LOLOL!

  • SALMON!

  • start the machine!

    'dad's a fisherman.. salmon' 'Green'

    'what's the winning colour..?' 'SALMON'

    ROFL

  • 0797000's comment isn't worth over reacting with, he's also been posting hateful comments onother videos like ci lo green's 'forget you'

  • Start the machine!

  • @0797000 nope but we need to kill you of the world you bastard

  • @0797000 And we can't stand fools like you. Get off Youtube.

  • Hill's facial expression when the contestant chooses "green" is priceless!!! :)

  • you are a LEGEND

  • please don't tell Noel Edmonds or he'll sue ;)

  • i hate comedys but this show is britans best. i love it

  • @tag1989 You hate comedies? What's wrong with you?!

  • @missbeecham nothing, just that comedies can be so stupid that its not even funny. alot of spoofs on tv now that are just boring and predictable.

  • anyone who doesnt like harry hill has no soul

  • @MrSeppo2010 GINGEEEEEEEEERS!

  • @MrSeppo2010 lol "fuck lets find out"

  • @MrSeppo2010 and no sense of humor! :)

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  • i have lots of books with his jokes i laugh my socks off

  • I SEE FACES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

  • Pause 3:41

  • @SharpeyGotTekkers LOL xDDD

  • how can anyone dislike this video!?

  • no1 beats his comedy or his facial expressions ! he's js toooooooo sikk !

  • LOOK AT THIS

    somthings seriosly up with my computer its giving subtitles to every youtube video and there terrible i mean look at these

    3:52 - oh no that isn't that what is thes guy wants to send the during the fifty states but i

    0:23 - city residents inside of you know it's just that

    3:12 - what was that we need to know what's wrong with that and that's the bottom

  • 'oye chris!! where u off to?'lol

  • RYAN IS ON CHANNEL ONE FOR SOME REASON HAHA!

  • salmon!

  • 6 people have no sense of humour

  • hahahhahaha I love love love harry hill

  • Never heard of this guy is he famous? On a scale of 1-10 how famous is he

  • @AdrianvsJak 100000,00000000000000000,,0000­00000000000.627 and 3/4

  • SALMON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­

  • wacky and hilarious . Sense humor with a bit of fun thrown in. doesn't leave anyone out when it comes to jokes. I've watched them all and seen impersonations of him. lol we need more humor like his and less dirt trying to be funny

  • i absolutely pissed myself wen i first saw this. i still am to this day :')

  • Its funny because, Harry Hill was a brain surgeon, had an identity theft that made him lose 280K Euros, and quit his job in the medical field because "he didn't feel like he was in control"

    lol you are so funny Harry!

  • if there r ppl who think this guy is not funny, then they dnt know what funny means

  • well you get the idea with that...

  • harry hill for prime minister! :D LOL

  • nyboy101 no way is it for low class people, ur just a snob who thinks your it, ok then, who do u find funny?

  • @GeorgeLfcPS3 probably himself.

  • Nyboy u don't have a clue, he's fantastic!!

  • @GeorgeLfcPS3 Low class people with no sense of humour watch this guy... He couldn't be funny if he tried!

  • @nyboy101 must be why your watching it then..low class people like yourself.

    And whats even more low class of you..is that you wrote a comment admitting to everyone your low class lol.. epic fail!

  • @LFC9110 I'm not watching it though am I?

    Where exactly did I write I was low class?

    You're low class you're an LFC fan so you are scouse - poor.

    I go to a boarding school, yes so I am completely low class!! :D

  • @nyboy101 lol

    Firstly, you clearly did watch it, you said only low class people watch Harry Hill, doesnt take a genius to work it out.

    Secondly, scouse-poor? Are you not aware just how much investment has gone into Liverpool in the last decade? Don't be so prejudice and derogatory.

    Thirdly, you go to boarding school? News for you mate, thats because your parents are rich, dont attack scousers for being poor when you would have NOTHING if it wasnt for your parents. And you seem a bit dumb

  • @LFC9110 Work on your grammar a little bit more chum.

  • @nyboy101 errr..go on then, please correct my grammar.

    Just so you're aware mate, as you are still at 'boarding school' and i go to university, i think you'll find I'm higher qualified than you. Think of something a bit more intelligent to reply with other than telling me to 'work on my grammar' even though there is nothing wrong with it.

    Yeah, walk away, you keep replying to a video you dont even like, how sad!

  • @LFC9110 Actually, it isn't so much your grammar as your punctuation that needs correcting. But nyboy101 is right: You could clean up the grammar a bit as well. But I guess that I haven't seen many posts, grammatical or otherwise, that have any useful content to contribute. And this one doesn't have any useful content either. HA!

  • @jeffreyjward

    It's not an English exam is it? If you think my grammar or punctuation is bad, then you should check how other people type on the internet.

    But that's all beside the point, the fact is, nyboy should stop being so prejudice and stop thinking he's so much more valued just because of where he is from. Especially when he is still at school and the money he lives on isn't what he earned himself!

  • @nyboy101 y watch it then if u h8 him

  • @nyboy101 say sorry to Britain

  • @ramprire Sorry Britain. But I am off to the best fucking festival in the world tomorrow glastonbury! WOO YAY. Sorry had to share it.

  • @nyboy101 Least you said sorry :)

  • SALMOOOOOOOON!! *facepalm*

  • The Many Faces

    Of Harry Hill!

    2:35(MAH AHHH!) Lol.

  • ahha tht song,, the lion man,, teking the piss out of it ahha funny shit

  • He's a Cyan Man

    Doing what he can

    He's on The Colour of Money

    and he is a tarrent fan

    It's like Deal or No Deal

    But instead of boxes it's cash machines

    Pleas don't tell Noel Edmunds

    Or he'll sue... LOL!!!!!!

  • harry hill is fucking funney

  • The bit at 3:08 where Harry sighs after what happend is just too funny for words!!!

  • HES COMING TO MY SCHOOL :D :D :D

  • did you know harry hill is autistic

  • He says it all, I hated that programme, so stressful, I dont get why people like those kinda shows

  • My brother won't stop sining that song!!!!

  • I did not expect to see Chris Tarrant eating salmon out of a washing machine!

  • Awesome and funny :D

  • CHATEUA CHAT CHATEAU NERF CHATCHATCHAT CHATEAU CHATTA CHATEAU!

    *sang long to Dance Wiv Me*

  • funey

  • I couldnt stop laughing when Chris ate the Salmon in the washing machine!

  • I can't stop laughing at this whole thing! XD

    Especially the "He's a Cyan man doing all he can"

    proper cracked me up

  • Start the machine

    Cyan!!!!! hahahaha

  • I think Im lucky to have a man like Harry hill In my country *And near my town*

  • @JBroMCMXCI  I LOVE HARRY HILL

  • LOLZ it was in salmon i love harry hill

  • LEGEND

  • ROFL its awesome!!

  • Please don't tell know Noel Edmonds or he'll sue. LOL I want him to do a tour and come to Newcastle. He's so funny!

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  • lmfaoo at the last scene ahhaahhahaahahahhahaha

  • funny

  • SALMONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!

  • 3:26 SALMON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 2:34 HH's face is hilarious. Nothing new there!

  • sorry like jellyman but do you know bumblebeee ? have you met them i dont think so ,so y say things you dont know about them? so if you dont like the videos y watch them ?? if you dont well go watch something that may not be as good as harry hill and is shity you go do that coz no one is stoppin you!!

  • oh and all the others that watch this and go like him you can go watch something shity like them!! i know everybody has there opinion but i dont see the point on watching something you dont like!!

  • soz i meant dont like him!!

  • i did watch him b4... until i figured "wtf am i watching?"

  • i just commented to ieatpeople4breakfast- im backing you up on hary hill ;)

    aha.

    read it, see if you agree. x

  • SALMOOOOOON!!!!

  • harry hill is mint lol :)

    sausage man !!!! lol he/she the best lol

    knitted charcter

  • are you serious????

    cracking shit joke after shit joke after shit joke. theres no end. and taking those jokes too far... i so agree. "he's a cyan man..." what the fuck was that about, it was almost like a pathetic desperate attempt to be laughed at. sure its funny when he crops clips, but when its carried on wayyyyyy too long and repeating everything that just went on in the least funny way imaginable, its so sad

  • Well, its so pathetic and desperate, but it worked.

    people laughed :S

    comedy is also about opinion, i like some comedians and others like others, just because you donty like harry means watching him and enjoying him is wrong- going back on what i just said, he is the best entertainer since tommy cooper (i wasnt even born during tommy cooper aha) so i respect you dont like harry hill, but i dont see how you can't.. oh well!

  • "well, its so pathetic and desperate", thats the part that makes me look down in disgust. AND YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO COMPARE HIM TO TOM COOPER- A MAN WITH ATLEAST SOME THOUGHT TOWARDS COMEDY RATHER THAN COMPILING A LOAD OF RANDOM SHIT INTO A TASTELESS SHOW AND PORTRAYING IT WITH SOME NEEDY BALD GUY.

  • woah, calm down!

    my opinion, i love him

    your opinion, you hate him, get of this bloody video which clearly states harry doing some comedy. if you know you dont like him, dont watch it knowing that people who DO watch this, probably like hima great deal. dont get surprized people watching this like him!!! :L

  • read below. i used to like him til reading some comments pointing out how shit he is. dont bother yeah?

  • no, i see this guys point entirely. i liked harry hill until now... now im just finding him infuriating. harry seems to be so needy for attention! why the hell would anyone find him funny ¬¬ what was i thinking.

  • whatever. im just saying someone may aswell be saying unfunny-but-meant-to-be-funny things as quickly as possible to match harry hills standards. reply in 2 years? when you have grown out of laughing at anything and everything?

  • well when you have an aspect on comedy rather than laughing at anything, you can judge him. its just that u laugh at anything that is meant to be funny and harry hill crams as much things he thinks is funny in a matter of moments. sum1 may aswell be reading out xmas cracker jokes as fast as they can and it would equal harry hills standards

  • yes you do have a sense of humour, an easily amused one where you find basically all comedians funny, including the nob in the video. sure if ur like... 10 years old or something this is remotely funny... but otherwise- poor you

  • its just this one person... i wanted to see if people actually like him, which i guess this shows they do, my guess is anything can make u ppl laugh

    what has 100 balls and screws old ladies?

    bingo

    if u found that funny... poor u.

  • i love harry hill he is legend lol XD

  • That's good mate lol. I like Russell Howard too its just Harry Hill I can't handle....I know a lot of the nation love him I just don't understand why.

  • god... i hate this guy... i enjoy the pre thing he says b4 showing sumthing but it is completely and utterly ruined the moment he repeats in a completely unfunny, immature and annoying way, exactly the thing that went on in the clip. king of fucking comedy my ass, even one liner jimmy carrs over 100x funnier than harry hills best moment. get rid of ur stupid collar u fucking cock up harry and fucking grow sum fucking decency... ur the only comedian that makes me want to puke/violently spew guts

  • LOL Good lad.

  • well y watch him for i hate people that watch things they dont like what is the point!!!