Doctor Jeremy Clarkson

[SgtMajorShutUp]

Have you ever seen what Jeremy Clarkson looks like?You made him look like Chancelor Palpatine from Star Wars

[enfomegadeath]

lol...get a real hobby and stop doing...."this"^^

[sprungms]

This is terrible. I hate the fact that I've added to the views of this video.

[TTV5]

I liked the last joke. Too bad you're a bitch

[M3au]

@TTV5 What is politically correct about calling me a bitch?

[TTV5]

@M3au

Haha :D At this point I'd take "I liked the last joke" and be happy with it.

[Allotmenteer2]

I thought the joke ws quite good.

[TheEljay]

I, for one, at least, find it rather amusing.

[theAmazingFezBoy]

I, for one, am proud to participate in the mass burial of this crappy video

[M3au]

@theAmazingFezBoy Ha. Glad you finally have something in your pathetic life to be proud of. Twat!

[theAmazingFezBoy]

@M3au At least I have something to be proud of, unlike the aforementioned crappy video. It's truly difficult to emphasise how awful it really is.

[M3au]

@theAmazingFezBoy It isn't difficult if you have a vocabulary. You obviously don't.

[theAmazingFezBoy]

@M3au So you admit it isn't difficult to emphasise how awful your crappy video is?

[alexhouse72]

that was just awful

[georget1103]

lol my comment got more likes than the video 

[Tobinatorman]

@georget1103 no wonder the dark side lost this guy took palpatines lightsaber

[evilhazza]

I fail to see how this is Jezzer from top gear, unless you're satirising a different jeremy clarkson

[Umar8908]

That looks more like Father Ted  than Jeremy Clarkson. @M3au you truly are a tremendous douche turkey.

[shanesull182]

it will take me ages 2 find sumtin as shit as this

[monkey11gun]

when you suck, dont be a dick about it

[M3au]

@monkey11gun try taking your own advice before expecting others to comply son

[rhidiandavies1991]

That is a powerful number of dislikes - hang your head in shame @M3au

[M3au]

@rhidiandavies1991 less than 1% of views .. is that powerful?

[dan240393]

@M3au However more than 95% of all the people who bothered to rate your video voted dislike. That is powerful.

[zed6952]

Thumbs down, sir.

[moopMASTER2000Films]

Guys, no need to get mad, @M3au has autism.

He suffers from autism. He has no creative talent of his own, so he tries to produce content for youtube with GoAnimate basing his work on his favorite show.

His ideas may be shit, but we shouldn't rag on him because he doesn't know any better.

M3au has autism and we shouldn't be mad at him for that. He can't help it.

[abdiwalakuskus]

Whata pile of wank..

[M3au]

@abdiwalakuskus Guess I'll have to accept that comment ... given it comes from a world class wanker.

[abdiwalakuskus]

@M3au Explains why people like my comment and ignore yours and no1 else really finds this video funny, what was the point of this video? To try to be cool and funny?

[christschinwon]

Old unfunny joke & where does Jeremy Clarkson come into it?

[Borderus]

It sounded like it was recorded by Stephen Hawking. So, next time, if you want to male it funny, make it sound like Hawking but on Helium.

[locaman692]

M3au should be shot in front of his/her family. THAT'S real Clarkson material.

[athox]

Lol. He masturbated 3 hours ago.. but he's got no arms. Get it? GET IT?

[Udany147]

just another example of how 'GoAnimate' can ruin what had the potential to be a funny joke.

[ROADSTERDUDE]

Why did u use Go Animate? Ino it's easy but its crap lol

[mluman83]

47 people are stoned

[jim191185]

UPLOADER...you actually spent time making this. so sad.

[M3au]

@jim191185 no more sad than the time you spent watching, commenting and (presumably) rating it :P

[jim191185]

@M3au i doubt that

[AmirGTR]

@M3au Nah, it's a lot sadder. I thought this might be a Family Guy bit, or at least a well made animation, but it turns out it wasn't.

It's mind numbingly pathetic that you invested time into making this knowing how shitty the final product will be. You either have bad taste, or have no life and don't have any better form of entertainment.

Me? I'm just taking a break from work. I'm planning to spend about 20 minutes or so on facebook, youtube, etc. Thank you for wasting 3 minutes of it.

[M3au]

@AmirGTR what are you? a fucking communist? take some responsibility for your own actions. You logged into youtube, you clicked this, YOU wasted your time! don't blame someone else

[AmirGTR]

@M3au Fuck off, you're not worth anything, let alone my time.

[M3au]

@AmirGTR you moan about me wasting your time, but you're back here again. you're a hypocrite who goes out of his way to deliberately waste his own time

[DiceKid2008]

@M3au can you just make up and kiss lol?

[iamaj]

whatever i thought it was funny haha

[secretsliesandsinj]

I don't think anyone understands this video. It's Jeremy Clarkson cutting off Piers Morgan's arms because Piers' is a wanker. At least thats what i think it is. It's very good. (y)

[youtoobe31]

how did i end up here?!

[louwn]

god this looks like a joke from Stephen Hawking.

makes me wana punch a kid in a wheelchair

[zZEDMUIRZz]

Why brink master bating in to this

[M3au]

@zZEDMUIRZz because it makes it more relevant to commenters on yootoob (?)

[CaptainChaos]

Not exactly a ringing endorsement for Go!Animate. That might have been a funny joke if it hadn't been murdered by the god awful mechanical voices and terrible animation.

[laughing31]

how dare you use jeremy clarkson's name in this drivel!!

[M3au]

@laughing31 how dare you use jeremy clarkson's name in your "comment"

[M3au]

@walesboy12 fuck off, spanner

[1995Jakeb]

He looks absolutly nothing like Jeremy Clarkson.

[secondthought]

the guy in the bed is in monkey dust. same character.

[MorrowindGamer]

What the hell is up with the girls lips?

[redneckquebec]

i want my 43 sec back!!!!

[CWINDOWSsystem32]

Please, just use Flash!

[JamesxMatt123]

i want to hav ago at insulting the uploader

[M3au]

@JamesxMatt123 Well? Out with it. I love and admire the sagacity, wit and originality of YouTube comments. They make me all warm and fuzzy; and fill me with optimism for the future of humanity.

[mrpink188]

that asshole in the bed tried to convince me that atheists are taking over the US in another video somewhere....

[Sboy200]

'what a waste of my life'......? then why the fuck take the time to comment or watch it..... when u have so much to do with ur life... someone spent a lot of time on this, they did it for fun and no other reason. why is every one on youtube such a dick. it really makes me sick to see so many people ack like bitches over something like that. how the hell would you feel.

[antknee420]

Another wasted 43 seconds I'll never get back

[georget1103]

hey @M3au  darth vader wants his light saber back oh no thats just your dislike bar

[M3au]

@georget1103 at least I have a dislike bar. Don't see it being confused with a light sabre though, the handle is too short.

[BMWM3GTRLOVER]

@M3au it's a really long lightsaber. the handles the right length, its just the blades very long

[AsnRandomness]

@georget1103 Lightsaber handles aren't green though.

[abdiwalakuskus]

@georget1103 Hhahahahahaha me likes this one

[acenace24]

Better than Glee

[KiraxLacus001]

@acenace24 Everything is better than that stupid show. Ruining soo many songs.

[DUFFYTV1]

EPIC FAIL!

[bellboy64]

I heard that joke on QI. Maybe that's what everyone's thinking of.

[SuperNikolov]

Funny, is this your line, or Frankie Boyle's?

[M3au]

@SuperNikolov This is a very old joke from a cartoon I saw years ago. Neither Frankie Boyle nor I can claim credit.

[SuperNikolov]

@M3au ok.

[M3au]

@WhoJELLY Is that the best you've got?

[talldude123]

@MrThealmightypancake You don't get it? He can't feel his legs because he has no arms!

[cklmk]

@talldude123

OH I SEE! :D

[mackydmarly]

lol



[dhensel3]

i cant feel my legs, because YOU CUT OFF MY ARMS!! AHHHHHH!!! OMG.

[DEgamerJOHNx]

i actually liked it :P

[AdmiralGilgamesh]

I like how traditional Jewish music is playing in the background.

[jarrisp]

joke was in the bbc tv show not the nine o'clock news

[MrZimzam]

hue hue hue hue

[checkers3901]

definatly not plagurised from frankie boyle when he was on mock the week or anything

[M3au]

@checkers3901 Who is frankie boyle? If he (or she) has ever used that joke they have plagiarized it from antiquity.

[ThyBlackRaven]

like if you thought was family guy.

[M3au]

@MrThealmightypancake dunno, maybe you've also had your arms cut off to stop you from wanking?

[MrThealmightypancake]

@M3au or maybe this video's just shit.

[Adzzz1995]

aww i thought this was family guy :(

[MsCrappants]

Jeremy Clarkson Destroys a Toyota Prius led me here

[rapljwop]

The final joke made me laugh, but that was it

[danielitro1]

Where is the hammer.

[M3au]

@Whoopsborn2die but isn't that what you want

[yurikomuro]

@M3au no.

[M3au]

@BlueKewne No evidence of this on your channel

[BlueKewne]

@M3au Are there any GoAnimate videos? Nope.

[M3au]

@BlueKewne There's nothing at all. A single fraps video, but nothing to support your claimed creative expertise.

[M3au]

@madmaninuk Thanks for the feed back ... now, you do better

[TheActon88]

nice video! also looks like jeremy is cutting through mrs. hatchet's head at 0:29

[dariusdareme]

???

[nisb21]

Lol.. brilliant.. loving the fact the patient is Piers. Famous for getting punched by Clarkson on board the last ever Concorde flight!

[juncedan]

the script is good, the dubbing actors aren't.

[M3au]

@juncedan it's text-to-speech. It is pretty difficult to get the "actor" to even pronounce some words, let alone inject comic timing.

[the06bug]

@M3au I've found you need to type these things phonetically for the speakonia voice man (MAKE HIM sound it out) :)

[Spore6001]

@M3au You couldn't have just acted yourself? Surely you could have put a bit more life in than the crappy computer voices.

[M3au]

@Spore6001 you should write to Stephen Hawking

[twilightandnewmoon10]

Genius !