HAHA this is so funny! It is pretty funny how people can focus on a few specific things in the bible when there are hundreds of acts that make you an abomination.
I'm sure you'll notice that if you change just ONE LETTER of the world P-R-A-W-N (and, um, move another letter a bit) then it becomes S-P-A-W-N. What more evidence do you need?
I spoke to God this morning and he is REALLY pissed off about the whole shrimp thing! Seriously, I've never seen him so mad. Repent while you fucking can!
It is a poor translation to use the same word "abomination" for two different words in Hebrew. Shrimp are "shaketz" which means "detestable to you" and therefore not permitted as food.
The word used for idolatry and homosexual behavior is "toevah" and they are clearly not of the same category.
Since all created things have their function, it is only correct to say "God says that shrimp are unclean and forbidden for human consumption." There is not any hate involved.
As Lenin said "Once we have them eating shrimp, we will control their minds and take over their government". Even in my neighborhood, we have seafood restaurants opening up next to schools!!! And our children are taught by Liberals who say that the consumption of shrimp is OK!!!! We are all going to feel the wrath of God mark my words.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH !! My compliments. This is one of the most hilarious videos I've seen on youtube and this video makes great fun of them !! I had heard too of these fucking retarded who think that the shrimp is the devil or whatever... Thumbs up !!
O ye heathen who cleave unto thine own graven crabcakes, take heed; unless thou doth repent, thou shalt be cast into the fiery lake of beer-batter, impaled upon the barbie of torment, and seasoned with the cocktail sauce of thine own iniquity!
Captain D.'s Hast thou ever taken it upon thyself to ask what this letter stands for? DAMNATION!!!
Well Jesus fufilled the law also to. This made every food sustainable to eat... Now there is no unclean food. Back then if you ate shrimp you most likely weren't able to go to temple that day until next sabbath...
i agree with you, this cultists = god hates shrimp makes the christian religion as an isolationist religion just like the jews doing today = a people waiting for their messiah and thinking others those who believe in Jesus as infidels, religion is a way of life so i can say those bearded jews must update their life. :)
smarmy faggots think they are mocking Christians, when in fact they are mocking Jews and Jewish law. Christians believe te law is fullfilled by knowing Jesus, the Law Giver. Jews are ok with this sort of tripe because it mocks Christians, or appears to.
Definitely not gay, but you definitely are a dickhead. I sure hope you don't reproduce, we certainly do not need any more inbred rednecks in this world. lol.
Once again, not gay, nor attracted to children. However, in order to come up with that comment, you had to think of it.. meaning that is what you have on your mind. Quit lying to yourself man, seek professional help immediatly. It's one thing to be gay, but to have these thoughts previously mentioned, is wrong man, I'm truly afraid for you, you better pray to your jesus.
After 2 deleted comments, that's all you had? Well, between your mother and I, completely consentual, absolutely. I don't think mother's should be worried, they enjoy it.. the husbands should be worried. ;)
well on one of my comments I did accuse you of incest but I figured it would be better to accuse you of rape instead since that is true. The other comment can blame my computer accidentally hitting post before I was finished. So you say the mothers should enjoy you raping them. Damn right the husbands should be worried with a serial rapist on the prowl.
And remember, its not consensual if one party doesn't agree, that is called rape. I hope you can grasp that concept.
GOD spoke to the people of Israel in leviticus and told them that to unscaled, un finned creatures of the sea was unclean and that he didnt want them to do it. In Acts chapter 10 GOD reveals to Peter that what he has now called clean (shellfish and the likes) no man shall call unclean..so the stigma or "ban" on shellfish is taken off
You will burn in hell forever and ever if you eat shrimp, according to God's unconditional everlasting love, oh wait, What?
Read the bible throughout a year and engaged in church for atleast five years. All I see is too many contradictions even within the same domination of a seperatist religion of damnation, an alteration of freedom of self consciousness and morality. It is just like a cult, I use to feel guilty for the simplest of human desires, the christian God is manipulative bullshit.
WOW...simply wow! i believe in the bible, but that is rediculous. i cant believe people are so thorough. its sad how some people take the things in the bible LITERALLY. much of hte stories are meant to be metaphorical, and none of these are LAWS. also, doesnt that mean that eel and sea slugs, snails, etc are also abomination? oh and hte reason that this was written into the bible was because at the time, it was dangerous to eat these as they didnt have hte shots and things needed for safety.
My God, it all makes sense now! God Almighty sent his wrath upon us by creating Hurricane Katrina! This is proven by how he sent Hurricane Katrina upon the dirty shrip lovers and shrimp enablers of New Orleans (which is the shrimp feces capitol of the World)! "God Hates Shrimp"! Shrimp Lovers have made Bubba Gump their Idol! They face an eternity of firey cocktail sauce in Hell for their proud sinning! "God Hates Shrimp"!!!
Dan Summers of Lynchburg, VA owns Quality Archery Design. I am a machine shop owner and tool maker. I built some prototype tooling for Dan. He wrote me a $10,000 bad check and he also shop lifted close to $4,000 worth of tools and jigs then laughed in my face. The judicial system would do nothing to him becouse he was a Jerry Farwell worshiper. He was above the law. Actually I was the only one charged in the incident. He charged me with phone harassment for calling him about my stolen property.
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What this is stupid. That scripture is part of the mosaic law covenant which become void when jesus died on the torture stake when the new covenant come into place. god doesn't hate his creation. this is silly read your bible and get the proper understanding
I don't think you get the point, which is that shrimp is mentioned as an abomination in exactly the same way as homosexuality. So the BuyBullBashingBigots must make a choice: either NO SHRIMP(and no clothes of mixed fibers and working on sundays) or homosexuality is fine. Can't have your cake and eat it too.
Great vid, but ya shoulda photoshopped a Red Lobster bib on G.W. Bush. Also, have you heard about CNN's Youtube Debate? I dare someone to make a video for that, asking the Republican candidates what they think about Fred Phelps, or the countless stupid versus in the Bible about not letting women teach or preach, the whole shrimp thing, not planting mixed crops and wearing mixed fibers, and be like "Why is Lev 18:22 the only important one out of these verses?"
not to mention the metabisulphate. I had an ex years ago he was in business with a fisherman running a seafood shop. And whenever the prawns started looking a bit slimy again they'd go out back & douse them in another bath of metabisulphate - looks like bleach, stinks like bleach, fumes make ur head spin & this is what ur ingesting when ur eating "fresh" beautiful white prawn meat. I will never eat prawns again, & I'm not even a Christian. But that bit about Richard Dawkins LMAO.. 5*
Lol this is great.
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HAHA this is so funny! It is pretty funny how people can focus on a few specific things in the bible when there are hundreds of acts that make you an abomination.
Lkrslmn477u 2 months ago
On this side of the world we call them "prawns".
I'm sure you'll notice that if you change just ONE LETTER of the world P-R-A-W-N (and, um, move another letter a bit) then it becomes S-P-A-W-N. What more evidence do you need?
I spoke to God this morning and he is REALLY pissed off about the whole shrimp thing! Seriously, I've never seen him so mad. Repent while you fucking can!
MrRazorz 2 months ago
I think hell is really ruled by the crab people, and Satan is like Dr. Zoidberg
shocktrauma85 7 months ago
I had raw oysters in New Orleans. Pit of hell for me!
quantumbrewer 7 months ago
It is a poor translation to use the same word "abomination" for two different words in Hebrew. Shrimp are "shaketz" which means "detestable to you" and therefore not permitted as food.
The word used for idolatry and homosexual behavior is "toevah" and they are clearly not of the same category.
Since all created things have their function, it is only correct to say "God says that shrimp are unclean and forbidden for human consumption." There is not any hate involved.
72Yonatan 9 months ago
ahhh man now I'm hungry D:
iHORTYxz 1 year ago
As Lenin said "Once we have them eating shrimp, we will control their minds and take over their government". Even in my neighborhood, we have seafood restaurants opening up next to schools!!! And our children are taught by Liberals who say that the consumption of shrimp is OK!!!! We are all going to feel the wrath of God mark my words.
padraigomairtin 1 year ago
What I hate most of all is gay shrimp
CanineFaeces 1 year ago
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH !! My compliments. This is one of the most hilarious videos I've seen on youtube and this video makes great fun of them !! I had heard too of these fucking retarded who think that the shrimp is the devil or whatever... Thumbs up !!
watcheroftheskies87 1 year ago
I don't think shrimp caused 9/11, it could have been something else God got mad at.
PatienceWithJesus 1 year ago
hmm....i think im gonna go eat some shrimp now at the restaurant down the street.
mirokuxsango538 1 year ago
you dumb fuck i'm surprised you have enough frigin sense to post a frigin video---get a life dumbass!!!
1blade63 1 year ago
O ye heathen who cleave unto thine own graven crabcakes, take heed; unless thou doth repent, thou shalt be cast into the fiery lake of beer-batter, impaled upon the barbie of torment, and seasoned with the cocktail sauce of thine own iniquity!
Captain D.'s Hast thou ever taken it upon thyself to ask what this letter stands for? DAMNATION!!!
RationalDischarge 1 year ago
God Hates Westboro Baptist Church :)
oseanic80 2 years ago 7
You're just a bunch of evil shrimpophobes.
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oseanic1980 2 years ago
Well Jesus fufilled the law also to. This made every food sustainable to eat... Now there is no unclean food. Back then if you ate shrimp you most likely weren't able to go to temple that day until next sabbath...
BboyRobbo707 2 years ago 3
i agree with you, this cultists = god hates shrimp makes the christian religion as an isolationist religion just like the jews doing today = a people waiting for their messiah and thinking others those who believe in Jesus as infidels, religion is a way of life so i can say those bearded jews must update their life. :)
oseanic1980 2 years ago 2
smarmy faggots think they are mocking Christians, when in fact they are mocking Jews and Jewish law. Christians believe te law is fullfilled by knowing Jesus, the Law Giver. Jews are ok with this sort of tripe because it mocks Christians, or appears to.
FoolTubeCritic 2 years ago
You give up being gay, I'll stop eating shrimp.
paganmas 2 years ago
You give up being a dickhead, and I'll give up rimming your mom every sunday while you're in church. Deal?
exnihilo0 2 years ago
I'm sure gayboy that only ass you're rimming is your dads
paganmas 2 years ago
Definitely not gay, but you definitely are a dickhead. I sure hope you don't reproduce, we certainly do not need any more inbred rednecks in this world. lol.
exnihilo0 2 years ago
Well gayboy I hope you don't reproduce yourself or I'm afraid that if you have any boys they might get a bit too much loving.
paganmas 2 years ago
It's one thing to talk about rimming your family but to speak of pedophila? You have some warped shit on your mind.
exnihilo0 2 years ago
Thats gay incest pedophilia and that is all yours you sick bastard. You like those little winkies don't ya.
paganmas 2 years ago
Once again, not gay, nor attracted to children. However, in order to come up with that comment, you had to think of it.. meaning that is what you have on your mind. Quit lying to yourself man, seek professional help immediatly. It's one thing to be gay, but to have these thoughts previously mentioned, is wrong man, I'm truly afraid for you, you better pray to your jesus.
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After 2 deleted comments, that's all you had? Well, between your mother and I, completely consentual, absolutely. I don't think mother's should be worried, they enjoy it.. the husbands should be worried. ;)
exnihilo0 2 years ago
well on one of my comments I did accuse you of incest but I figured it would be better to accuse you of rape instead since that is true. The other comment can blame my computer accidentally hitting post before I was finished. So you say the mothers should enjoy you raping them. Damn right the husbands should be worried with a serial rapist on the prowl.
And remember, its not consensual if one party doesn't agree, that is called rape. I hope you can grasp that concept.
paganmas 2 years ago
Long live the Westboro Shrimpless Restaurant.......! *smirking*
mkmusic06 2 years ago
GOD spoke to the people of Israel in leviticus and told them that to unscaled, un finned creatures of the sea was unclean and that he didnt want them to do it. In Acts chapter 10 GOD reveals to Peter that what he has now called clean (shellfish and the likes) no man shall call unclean..so the stigma or "ban" on shellfish is taken off
trentonboy15 2 years ago
hahaha
eat shrimp go to hell..bunch of b.s
he is such a loving god..he made aids and poverty
KrunkMaximus 2 years ago
Brilliant!!!! thanks
nprjeff 3 years ago 2
I AM SEVENTH-DAY ADVENTIST AND ALL THOSE WHO DO EAT SHRIMP WILL BURN BURN. REPENT. REPENT
(but actully I am and even though we DO NOT believe people who eat shrimp will go to hell...thats just silly)
alipoo21 3 years ago
yeah, just as silly as going to hell for being gay
philmont709n2 2 years ago
Lol, I love the fact that there's more proof god hate's Shrimp/lobsters/ect then there is there is that god hates homosexuals.
Asper49 3 years ago 2
You will burn in hell forever and ever if you eat shrimp, according to God's unconditional everlasting love, oh wait, What?
Read the bible throughout a year and engaged in church for atleast five years. All I see is too many contradictions even within the same domination of a seperatist religion of damnation, an alteration of freedom of self consciousness and morality. It is just like a cult, I use to feel guilty for the simplest of human desires, the christian God is manipulative bullshit.
Yggdrasill4 3 years ago
WOW...simply wow! i believe in the bible, but that is rediculous. i cant believe people are so thorough. its sad how some people take the things in the bible LITERALLY. much of hte stories are meant to be metaphorical, and none of these are LAWS. also, doesnt that mean that eel and sea slugs, snails, etc are also abomination? oh and hte reason that this was written into the bible was because at the time, it was dangerous to eat these as they didnt have hte shots and things needed for safety.
Brennan75 3 years ago
It's a joke making fun of anti-gay people, the Westboro Baptist Church in particular. Nobody's *really* anti-shrimp. ;)
Megaritz 3 years ago 2
My God, it all makes sense now! God Almighty sent his wrath upon us by creating Hurricane Katrina! This is proven by how he sent Hurricane Katrina upon the dirty shrip lovers and shrimp enablers of New Orleans (which is the shrimp feces capitol of the World)! "God Hates Shrimp"! Shrimp Lovers have made Bubba Gump their Idol! They face an eternity of firey cocktail sauce in Hell for their proud sinning! "God Hates Shrimp"!!!
macrent2 3 years ago 6
This is great and shows how ridiculous all those bigoted "fag haters" are who constanly quote the the bible.
warminator 3 years ago 5
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Dan Summers of Lynchburg, VA owns Quality Archery Design. I am a machine shop owner and tool maker. I built some prototype tooling for Dan. He wrote me a $10,000 bad check and he also shop lifted close to $4,000 worth of tools and jigs then laughed in my face. The judicial system would do nothing to him becouse he was a Jerry Farwell worshiper. He was above the law. Actually I was the only one charged in the incident. He charged me with phone harassment for calling him about my stolen property.
nuralres 3 years ago
If god hates shrimp so much why did he make them? Oh wait he diden't because he dosen't exist.
LethaInjection 3 years ago 4
LOL
basspliff187 3 years ago
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is this for real this is the dumbest shit ive ever seen
stantheman42069 3 years ago
It's based on the bible, just as much as any bigot's rant, so I'm not surprised.
Anon11674 3 years ago 14
i hope you are joking yourself. if you didnt get that it was a joke as everything this guy makes is a joke. and it was funny
basspliff187 3 years ago
my god! the horror!
Btw, shrimp deserve as much protesting as homosexuals get (or vice versa, none for both!
xlxZ0mgZ0rsxlx 3 years ago
Tim Russert served shrimp platters to his guests on "Meet The Press," and look what happened to him!
CockyNiggaz 3 years ago 6
Remove the head
Suck the tail
Go straight to Hell.
CockyNiggaz 3 years ago 8
o, for tuna
haupper 3 years ago
AMEN!!
kinksfan1 3 years ago
Looks like I'm screwed then. Damn shrimp!
mailchibi88 4 years ago 4
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What this is stupid. That scripture is part of the mosaic law covenant which become void when jesus died on the torture stake when the new covenant come into place. god doesn't hate his creation. this is silly read your bible and get the proper understanding
swineborne 4 years ago
I don't think you get the point, which is that shrimp is mentioned as an abomination in exactly the same way as homosexuality. So the BuyBullBashingBigots must make a choice: either NO SHRIMP(and no clothes of mixed fibers and working on sundays) or homosexuality is fine. Can't have your cake and eat it too.
DogBoots77 3 years ago 8
Well, fundementalists do have a problem with taking things a bit too litereally...
Gunganbuster 3 years ago 2
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ATLine1 4 years ago
If you look really closely it wasn't a plane that hit those towers on 9/11. It was a HUGE FUCKING SHRIMP. Down with shrimp!
thAchauffeur 4 years ago 21
Very good, I don't like to eat them myself..
:~)
tricia3007 4 years ago
Great vid, but ya shoulda photoshopped a Red Lobster bib on G.W. Bush. Also, have you heard about CNN's Youtube Debate? I dare someone to make a video for that, asking the Republican candidates what they think about Fred Phelps, or the countless stupid versus in the Bible about not letting women teach or preach, the whole shrimp thing, not planting mixed crops and wearing mixed fibers, and be like "Why is Lev 18:22 the only important one out of these verses?"
Death2Bigots 4 years ago 3
good video!
the27thBakuCommissar 4 years ago 2
Shrimp have fins! On their tails!!!!!!
kobraf150 4 years ago
You think shrimp pride bimbo.
mrshllbnntt 4 years ago 2
not to mention the metabisulphate. I had an ex years ago he was in business with a fisherman running a seafood shop. And whenever the prawns started looking a bit slimy again they'd go out back & douse them in another bath of metabisulphate - looks like bleach, stinks like bleach, fumes make ur head spin & this is what ur ingesting when ur eating "fresh" beautiful white prawn meat. I will never eat prawns again, & I'm not even a Christian. But that bit about Richard Dawkins LMAO.. 5*
xeniastarchild 4 years ago 2
Cray Pride!
Questionablescum 4 years ago 9
lol
jazzx251 4 years ago
lol i've been to that website before funny stuff
rickyricardo123 4 years ago 4