Granchio VS Millepiedi

[48622]

i find this hard to masturbate to

[monogusta]

it looks like there getting laid

[nnamrud]

looks like MMA

[wtfisditvoorbullshit]

That's not fair, he was unarmed.

[p0lyp0w3r]

Karby us vice grip on weedle.

[ind20000]

i donno how i ended up here, but i'm glad i did.

[CropDuster33]

Crab: "goochi goochi gooooo"

[trelonecro2]

FUCKING DISQUSTING

[MikuMikuBeat]

@1:33 OH GOD! IT'S ON MY FACE! HEEELP!!

[MrKinderboi]

never eating black gummy snakes again!! ..

[dragon47able]

Watta da fuck is that a giant fuckin leach or what ever there called...?I wouldnt wana get that on my dick...

[ZorotheGallade]

@dragon47able It's a Millipede.

...damn, Pokèmon are real.You just gotta know where to look for them.

[dexter11298]

@ZorotheGallade ahahahahaha

[Sanguanboon]

horny crab is just trying to get laid lol

[Dakukobura]

KRABBY USED TACKLE!!

[blueoctober9067]

lol wut?

[ThatOGDon]

After years of careful research we have finally found Citizen Snips one true weakness.

A big ass millipede.

[hcpftw]

massage ftw

[MycroftStrange]

CRAB BATTLE.

[hecdc]

I think old crabby was picking out the little legs and stuffing his face with 'em. Basically eating its feet.

[MrHam87]

@hecdc Toatally wrong, the crab collects the feet to combine them to a mustache to appear older an get into crab night clubs... obviously, isn't it?

[Claews]

Centipedes like that exist?!

I am so very happy I live in Sweden right now... COuldn't watch for more than 5 seconds that is _disgusting_

[PixelPotato]

@Claews I think it's a millipede... which in my experience have been really gentle creatures.

[XanithTheSilencer]

@Claews it's a millipede



[DarthAnikin111]

need bigger claws.

[wach9191]

Did anyone died?

[KitajimaKen]

GO GO GO Crab ! kill this motherfucking ugly thing !

[captainz33]

that's a MIllepiedi! DANG

[StaNwuzHERE]

The crab is pretty smart, it learns where the millepede is week and attacks there the most

[TheXXFLIGHTXX]

do a barrel roll !!!!

[OrlandoTheBest14]

Fico xD



[walle3331]

che cazzata



[kindersurprise8]

うまいんかいな

[2009nishitokyo]

食べるなよ

[serhan121]

omg



[keanuvang]

who won?

[rfrantzt]

This is America. Speak English.

[T3hbassmasta]

@rfrantzt You are ignorant. Do you really think that America is the only country that has internet?

[alyukr]

@T3hbassmasta You're so easily provoked...

[TheMeleeMaster21]

@rfrantzt no

[kurt2rsenjazz]

@rfrantzt Bad troll is bad. Go learn your maths

[rfrantzt]

@kurt2rsenjazz Its a joke, butt-head.

[kurt2rsenjazz]

@rfrantzt Get back to school and learn your maths. Bad troll is bad

[Dragonslayer10203040]

@rfrantzt A joke? Really? Wow. Now I know why it's so hard to get along with people like you who brags about their country full of mean people. Oh, I'm sorry, did you find that racist? Well it doesn't matter because I'm NOT IN AMERICA, BITCH. You're that kind of ignorant fools who make the good Americans look bad. Shame on you sir, SHAME!!!

[SafetyPinKing]

@Dragonslayer10203040 hey...stfu wuss. this crab is a boss

[Dragonslayer10203040]

@SafetyPinKing ok. and yes, this crab is a boss.

[qiiiqe2]

cual es ese pokemon????

[SSaunders9999]

Crabs raped his mother, and eventually to of him

[Visser0x]

CRAB BATTLE!

[tehrottentomatos]

crab- im rick James bitch!

millipede- wtf dude

[radoshgroverz]

TICKLE ATTACK!!!

[mediumphill]

This is way better than WWE

[KeenanPark]

Everyone knows millipedes are generally evil.. Crabs fighting!!

[MrMarokkaas]

The crab is a real douchecrab

[12081985]

crab has a big black cock

[buttsock]

he keeps tryin to pinch his little legs off haha

[hypnocilicdreams]

what an idiot bully

[hotpockets222]

That milipede is stupid.

Mr Crab is a badass

[popo9008]

Mortal Enemies crab and millipede

[mzh3000]

I had a pet millipede once. THey are awesome.

[k3vh3lp3r]

Nice try crab

[TheJerry834]

lucky crab i wasnt there

[Kickasss119]

its kinda funny watching that crab struggle to find something to pinch

[TheFastestPonyEVER]

RAPE

[Ultimategrid]

Lion Vs Tiger just got replaced.

THIS IS THE MOST EPIC BATTLE KNOWN IN THE ANIMAL KINGDOM!!!!!!

[TheSupreme676]

We should wipe Centepede n Milipede off the face of this Planet there so0o friggin Disgusting now I cant eat!

[superxxx60]

you sure thats not there way of having sex i mean the milliped head was going up the crabs ass and the crab was jumping of joy before he went back on top.

[joushpop]

my freind had a pet millpiedi but then it died

[TheWalkingApparition]

Pokemon fight IRL

[Cerbero3333333]

non stanno giocando xD il granchio cerca di girarlo perche' sotto non ha la corazza... almeno... credo...

[R00RAL]

Crab"Where's my money.. Farking!!"

[Hartmirage]

ITS A MASSAGE!

[intheshitter]

The most frustrating fight in the world.

[TwighlightAngelRose]

GO GO GO! I take team crab!

[mrcoolguy]

Crab: This my house btch!

Millepede: Noooo!!!

[Addario13423]

Who won at the end??? or are they still fighting???

[2FuriousFreak]

Poor black thingy :(

[LittleMissRozgwiazda]

tickle tickle tickle, goes the crab...

[FelipexProductions]

i want to know who one... i guess is the one that didnt starve to death

[moojeek]

А нахуй она вообще ему сдалась???

[paradoxpwner]

We Humans are the winner. i love crab :D

[ShadowNinjaJohnson]

go crab!  kick that bug in the ass!

[Solar000Knigth]

Raped

[Bax5tar]

deutsch ? :D

[Mikillerr]

granchietto curioso

[adribenny]

ecco l'ingrediente segreto dei crabby patty

[crummyrex]

mr crabs always wins a bet HAHAHAHAhahahaha

[MrEoinphelan]

Go mr krabs

[hbkandhhh85]

hes like lemme see ur legs i just wants too

[XxMutilatedxX]

Lmaoooo so cute

[joecool248]

that crab is a real douchebag

[clutchlessfear]

@joecool248 not really. those are ridiculously poisonous

[joecool248]

@clutchlessfear the millipede or the crab? I was just sayin the crab is a douche cuz it keeps fuckin with the millipede.

[blaqkbanpei]

poor milipedes gettin his face pushed in the dirt lol

[Twiztidninjas]

Why am i finding these videos so damn funny?

[Twiztidninjas]

@Twiztidninjas Hold on that crab is ripping its legs off and eating them..

[ChanandCain]

image a millipede in ur bed

[Delorings]

Mr. Crab vs The CentiPede.

0:12-0:14 Crab really wants his Title back.

0:20 Slow but quite escape!

0:24 Figure Four Crab Lock!

0:42 Another Attempt at an escape.

0:44 The Crab Aint falling for it again.

0:50 WHAT A BODY SLAM!

1:33-1:40The Centipede goes for the Pin! 1...2...And Ohh A kickout by The Crab!

2:05 And The Crab could not make the Refrees count and The CentiPede regains his Title!

[MrMisterx92]

its like two six year old children fighting for the toy digger

[coke6122]

its like T bagging it

[MINECRAFTDrCox]

I PINCH YOU.... I PINCH YOU SOME MORE!



[classicsfan100]

that is the biggest millipede ive ever seen 

[Giesji]

This is to most pointless fight I've ever seen..

[sweetnsexymay]

this is the best fight ever by far

0:20 crab walks away

0:22 camera skips foward to crab punching the millepiedi

[iHateAboriginals]

he almost got a rear naked choke

[kiragimmya]

the crab just tried hard to hug the Millepiedi...

[fidoradouche]

o no you snipped off my leg with your claw! now i only have 999 of them!

[TheMike784]

go for the legs

[WEMBLEID]

se estan apareando o que ? o.0

[Quocalimar]

the Dickhead crab is trying to break it's limbs. 1:43

[14sJakeB190]

@Quocalimar The real question is why is the dickhead camera dude just standing their while the dickhead crab tries to break it's limbs off.

[Drentargru]

oh and the crab gets him in another headlock and he squirms out of it again...

[phxsuns07nba08champs]

crab uses tickle

it very effective

[junx2z]

Crabby stop it that Tickles!!!! I said.Stop!

Take that ya....ha.....ya!!

[TheOneSniper]

Krabby uses pinch....

It's not very effective!

[carllito12]

1:36 oh, the millipede almost had him!

[BLModder2010]

If I were one of the guys watching this in real time, this video would end with a foot flying up and kicking that crab like a fucking football.

[tehfaceguy]

dorky fuckin' animals. :L

[PITBULL43528]

NON è AGGRESSIVO =) DOPO I CENTOPIEDI ASSASSINI CHE HO VISTO

[MyNickIsRick]

C'è un Accademico tra voi commentatori, eh...

[MayoZrooski]

Reminds me of my penis and my hand...

[TheCakeSlice]

@MayoZrooski What do the people watching the centipede and crab represent?

[brainsmshr]

the crab is smart, he keeps going for the legs!

[vivehitler]

The crab keep eating his legs! we clearly see the crab cutting a leg and eating it at 0:33 0:58 1:53 Thumb up if you enjoyed this video like I did,

[dopcflood]

0:49 SLEEPER HOLD!@#!@#!@#

[Guywithamask]

Peench peench peench... MY LEGS!



[SethGueko2008]

This crab is an asshole XD

[JosHoHoy]

HAHAHAHA IT LOOKS LIKE BULLING

[chancergordy]

its only counting the legs!

[WaTerFeeel]

Я не понял - краб пытался пообедать или просто трахнуть червяка ?

[KevinKimbrellSC]

He's rippin his legs off and saying "We don't take too kindly to your kinda 'round these parts boy"

[ragdoll433]

Crabby, USE CRAB HAMMER!

its super effective...

[chiconspiracy]

It's like watching too guys with giant pillows on their hands trying to punch each other to death.

[Dagg3r187]

a slow and painful death for the both of them from exaustion & starvation

[MegaItalionstallion]

bellissimo! bella ripresa raga!



[hyperspaciachipotle]

the crab is lacking tactics and it has a poor ground game

[EchoSP1]

He's wrestling an anaconda.

[SUPERBOYOFWONDERS]

tickle tickle tickle :P



[klojinum]

That's one stoned fucking crab.

[7footballfanatic7]

ET FICHAL ET TUA HALB DUEX IDIOM SRANG

[Gemeines]

jea muthuuuufuuuukaaaa!

[Kerberoz01]

the winner is whichever one doesn't get eaten by the first bird to notice them fighting

[AgaiLazen]

@Kerberoz01 I dunno, the crab is cutting the millipede's precious legs like a barber through hair.

[94luai]

they having sex :D

[Archivioinutile]

Non gli sta facendo male...no certo gli sta solo staccando le zampe per mangiarsele :)

[allnamesaretakenfuck]

crab - "what the fuck is this mystical waxy coating i cant grab on to?"

[kaiserdragon33]

@allnamesaretakenfuck lmao  xDDD

[MetaphysicalShadows]

..well, unless the millipede actually did come over to the sandy shore...then it would be all right for some reason.



[MetaphysicalShadows]

I really wish people wouldn't intentionally do this sort of thing, entertaining as it is to look at.

[ilovemetoyouxx]

wht is the point

[inkmonamour]

complimenti per la ripresa :)

io ne ho un paio in un terrario, Archispirostreptus gigas (millepiedi gigante africano)

[BlackMasterRoshi]

hahahah near the end, the crab just gives up trying to eat the whole thing and starts picking off legs..

[N3bu14Gr4y]

Crab: "And I will love him and pet him and hug him and call him George!"

[franky144556]

Draw! XD

[Cyworldabcd]

it was really quite fun ti master bateman to this

[jameslo93]

HAHAHAHA ITS A FUCKING GRANCHIO

[frozensno101]

which way is which?

[Tactual]

They are both completely unequipped to kill each other

[j4rhead9]

@Tactual LMAO i know aye

[thehat222]

@Tactual I think the millipede would have the best bet of winning since it can secrete neuro-toxins from the plates on its body this would work if the crab (the "predator" in this case) were to try and bite, COULD, digest the poison which in something its size would prove fatal. In fact for all we know that crab crawled away and died in the ocean from the toxins.

[teamofreally]

@thehat222 what??? millipedes are herbivores... they don't have neurotoxins... come on... second year animal diversity lol......

[thehat222]

@teamofreally @thehat222 Millipedes have a poison which is used defensively. They coat their bodies in it as a toxin (maybe not a neuro-toxins I suppose, but nearly all have the ability to create defensive poison) But yeah, I know their herbivores, they secrete it from between their plates.

Lemurs sometimes find millipedes and suck on them because the poison makes them high.

Seriously bro. Look it up here on youtube just put in "lemur gets high"

I've been researching arthropods forever bro.

[thehat222]

@teamofreally They secrete hydrogen cyanide.

I was just assuming the poison was a nuerotoxin which could be ingested.

[MyMsDaria]

is the milliepede even fighting it?

[marketday12345]

THE CRAB JUST WANTED TO SEE WAT IT FEELS LIEK TO ACTUALLY FEEL LIEK HAVIN A BIG DICK!!!!

[Cocoaplata]

Lol crabs are dicks

[treebomb]

Granchio just wants to munch on some sweet, sweet Millepiedi!

[amts1000]

bel video complimenti.

[MrBastardNoob]

Giocando? Davvero pensi che stiano giocando? Vi siete divertiti mentre gli "cercava di staccare le zampe"?