Ross Noble - Never put a blanket over an owl

[purrproductions1]

"I'm wearing pyjamas but I've gotta go out" - yes, been there too!

[sarkasmi83]

Haha, never had seen Ross Nobles stuff until I heard Tim Minchin say

"You know, Ross Noble, the mentally ill northener *laughs* ... He's not, obviously.. He's a genious, umm - which is a mentally ill person with an audience"

And damned if he wasn't right. He is mentally.. I mean, Genious.

[btccf1yeehaaa]

what your doing you dirty owl bastard lmao

[whosaidpie]

Brilliant, I don't even know if he's making it up on the spot

[ryazofshields]

''owl boobs'' haha oh my god

[RealityCheck6T9]

An owl neck-detection device

[ChickenPooTheGreat]

Oh Ross, why are you so amazing?

[nath909]

And we have some shit going on

[xXH4MISHXx]

billy connollys 10 times better

[MrGamerBazer]

@xXH4MISHXx opinion.

[sixstringgirl11]

hahaha 1:52 :P 

[caroverahill]

"Oooh, I'm ever so sweaty."

[TheDevalboy666]

that was the funneist thing eva

[lrvdnc]

It's just a one-piece unit!

[Chipsdoom]

Guy looks like Tommy Wisaeu.

[CrazyChezzy]

Love it! (thanks very much)

[baseysmint]

Detail.

[spartanses]

i love his silly humour

[buddybudstar]

Gangstar rap owl

[BoilMyKettle]

Little Daddys

The little Daddys

Once there were two little Daddys, and they were very intimate with each other.

They went up the street; and they went down the street.

They went in to each other; and they went out of each other.

One day, one little Daddy said to the other little Daddy,

Hey Mate, do you want to look at the answers?

And he said: Why look at the answers when we can just fuck each other instead?

[squeakyXD1]

@BoilMyKettle how is that even related????

[MyZeus101]

ya tryin to kill me ya mad basterd!

[Gfresh844]

He's so boring.

[AspyrOfficialChannel]

ugh british comedy is so not funny

[shanedeanc]

@AspyrOfficialChannel lol watch one British comedian and think you've seen them all.... admitted Ross isn't the best we have to offer but the Brit's have some of the best comedians in the world.

[okukok]

@AspyrOfficialChannel don't judge british comedy on this shit. watch jack dee, lee mack or frankie boyle.

[tHickman95]

@okukok No.

Fry and Laurie, Blackadder, Terry Pratchett, Monty Python..

THAT's British comedy.

[Murkyftw]

@tHickman95 Don't forget the Ronnies and Vic and Bob!

[okukok]

@tHickman95 i meant stand up you tit.

[xxAlchemistressxx]

@tHickman95 YES.

[SmileBabe1998]

This Owl's Getting Camper All The Time!:L

[drpepper1ize]

71 one people are owls XD

[Idraena]

"For some reason, this owl's getting camper, all the time!"

"Oooh, there's room in here for you ..."

[MrBennBlack]

I love this.

[mechanique]

70 people have muffin-like qualities

[Wolfbane5555]

this scermaclennan74564e made me so bludy much tht my dad had a go at me just for laugh too loud lol

[jpjpd]

owl next decetion device hahaaa

[AgentTasmania]

I'm wearin pyjamas but I've gotta go out.

AND I'VE GOT HUMAN THUMBS! AH AH AAAH!

[ChorltonBrook]

Not funny : (

[wesleypiglover]

An Owl detection device :)

[Chariset]

If you could bottle the sensation of what it's like to be in his head, no one would ever do drugs. They'd never need to. This man is an alien.

[FleetingVoid]

65 people missed this lecture and tucked in an owl :)

[Frefflica]

the thing with ross noble is that either you get it or you don't. the people who get it are the people who also get these mad trails of thought from time to time just as he does and there for can relate. and it's also amazing how brilliant he is at improv, that just blows me away! owl-thumbs up!

[BlastItWithPi55]

This skit reminded me of noel fielding

[purpleduck971]

It doesn't even cover me owl boobs!

[Leftmebrokenhearted]

its quite hard in these little pajamas...

[jgblack160]

YOU TRYING TO KILL ME YOU MAD BASTARD !!!!

[6Rancid6]

what ya doin' ya dirty owl bastard?!

[TheHarumScarum]

I THINK JUST LIKE THIS GUY!!! WOW!!!.LMAO!!!. I LOVED THIS CLIP

[edskan79]

rubbish and not funny - cheers

[LesMisCatsGirl]

They aven't got necks ave they!!-

"It doesn't even coover me owl BOOOBS!!"

"Well YOU COULD AVE ASKED!... or at least used an owl neck detection device!!"

Ross Noble may be my favourite person everrr. Bloody funny guy

[MetalManJads99]

he makes half of this shit up doesnt he? if he does then hes talented <3 sound a bit gay there...

[joshsutt]

i love ross and all, but hey, is it mere or are there shades of billy connolly demeanours in his style

[shcnoozlebop]

@joshsutt i see a bit of billy connolly in every scottish and north english comedian

[SmoshkliandZubble]

I love his reasoning for why an owl would freak out if it were in pyjamas xD

[DarthAntipathy]

I'VE GOT HUMAN THUMBS ARGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!

[isoliszy]

WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?...YOU TRYING TO KILL ME YOU MAD BASTARD! LOL

[tessi1900]

he looks a bit like an owl in the beggining...

[Avziee]

His owl voice is sooo cute :D

" Ooooh im ever so shweaty.."

" It doesnt even cover me owl boobs!"

I LOVE him :D

[liamevans1987]

i want n owl neck detection device!

[liamevans1987]

why did the owl sound like andy pipkin?

[MaBumsBig]

@liamevans1987 thats just ross' funny voice that he does

[etitity]

58 chilly, thumb-less owls didn't like this video

[twilightimagine]

@etitity They'd have liked this video but they can't pose their thumbs upwards.

[jimisthebest123]

@etitity that was terrible

[Kinsey2285]

I love the way he says blanket and he's really,really fit when he acts camp.

I've watched this about 15 times at least and I still laugh every time.

[Kinsey2285]

I'm genuinely bloody in love with this guys mind!!!! He's a complete genius. I LOVE HIM. :)

[nickthelad89]

Hmmmmm.... I'm not sure about this guy. Think I need to look at more material.

[Kypreos01]

damn this guy is twisted... but funny =P

[NottinghamForest22]

mcintyre ain't got shit on this guy!

[morbidnecroslopp]

definitely up north but not as far as scotland, im from london and even i can tell lol

very funny

[Kinsey2285]

@morbidnecroslopp From Newcastle

[Joey1420Joey]

... detail! loook at that =') x

[keepXonXrockin]

"I'm ever so chilly!"

cutest bloody owl impersonation EVER

[feacesking]

im off to see him on the 2nd of december in york, its gonna be brilliant, he is absolutly hilarious :)

[adamtoward1]

@Beckiee14 he's from Cramlington, Northumberland, which is near newcastle. he's a true north east lad! :)

[Beckiee14]

I am? I should know where i'm from. fml. He sounds like he's from Sunderland. So sorry. My accent is different to his? Cause i'm from a different part. Sorry for asking a question.

[sepheroth696]

@Beckiee14 hes from camborough i thing wich is just outside newcastle but he travels alot and probably picks up many different accents along the way

[Beckiee14]

What's his accent?!?!

[SVTBloging]

@Beckiee14

geordie... you clearly aren't from Newcastle like your profile says.

[OHWISEONE1996]

@Beckiee14 Some kind of Irish or Scottish

[misscadhla123]

@OHWISEONE1996 Irish??? hahaha ur funni! :L :L :L

[ADayToRmmber]

Ahhhhhhh Ross never fails at making me wet myself laughing

[TheCodexNecro]

"What are ye doin ya dirty owl bastard!?" LOL!

[ThePAL92]

55 people already tried to put a blanket over an owl

[3MiiLYVALiiNTiiN3]

has to be one of his best routines. followed by the cheeky muslim dance and the owl run at the end of fizzy logic.

[ALECKSmindhorn]

"It's just a head and a body - PMPFT, like that."

[givemeahugNOW]

Hes so sexy

[PowerThirteen]

"But, ah'm ever so chilly"

[SKSM117]

what does he smoke before he does a show.

[247otaku]

@SKSM117 nothing, but he eats muffins "theres a face NEXT MUFFIN"

[EtherealNectar]

@SKSM117 Lol, aww, he's actually never taken drugs.

[Idiotsmakemesad]

@SKSM117 Its some strong shit whatever it is!

[TereruTsuki]

The owl-voice is just sweet XD

[MoShPoT1994]

It doesn't even cover my owl boobs :D

[MrDanT20]

this owl is getting camper everytime...OOOO im ever so sweaty, there is toom in here for you ;)

[MrDanT20]

@MrDanT20 *room

[rhodogsr]

@MrDanT20 dam dude stop trollin yourself!!

[joethepro3]

Brilliant! :D

[footballphoenixlife]

you dirty owl bastard!

[DtTV94]

To spend a day in that mans mind would turn even the most hardy minded mind completely and utterly insane!

[BornToRockx]

what you doing you dirty owl bastard?! :LL

[chairbluepen]

Igot tickets to see him st my work place (the Lowry), booyah

[EddieKat]

@chairbluepen I'm going to see him at the Lowry too! It's meant to be part of my 20th birthday present.

[chairbluepen]

@EddieKat may see you there if your there the thurseday (if your the friday you are a lucky bastard)... actually come to think of it I work there, chances are I will see you anyway.

[oliviagower7]

its quite hard in these little pyjamas

i want to marry this guy.

[the4girls1234]

yeh suree

[luke3378]

this guy is ace

[69lewia69]

i love this video!!!!!!!!! bare funny!!! :)

[y04coopa]

That bit at the end was awesome "I'VE GOT HUMAN THUMBS AHHHhh!!!"

[MsNicki92]

this guy is GENIUS!!

[NaomiR329]

Oh my goodness I absolutely love Ross Noble, he is a genius and a brilliant comedian <3

[nolsmtm]

the only that this would be funnier is if i turned the subtitles on

[Chemeleon86]

"im wearing pajamas but i gotta go out" rofl funny as, eyes watering.

[ItsCoolFromSaturn]

Ha ha "Owl Neck Detection Device"!

Oh my god I love Ross Noble...

[Angelhead91]

This never gets old, I've watched it about a million times and it still makes me laugh like crazy

[GreenDayRulesAll]

He's very like Eddie Izzard at his most surreal :)

[rockomundo]

he's like a mixture of Nicolas Cage and Weird Al yancobich.

[Written256]

Lol! I'm going to see him in Manchester in September! Wish it wasn't so far away, I wanna see him sooner!

[cosmicdustbunnee]

owl boobs

[ObscenityOlivia]

I have no idea why it's so funny when he says, "The owl might do that," and steps to the side. BUT IT IS.

[JLBJoanneB]

@ObscenityOlivia yeah that's my favourite part.  I know exactly what you mean.

[ImaginaryNightshade]

@ObscenityOlivia because he's a comedy genius that's why :D

[vamphuntergvh]

comedy genius

[Wardog261291]

i'm wearing pajamas but ive got to go out......AND I'VE GOT HUMAN THUMBS! AAAAH! AAAAH! AAAAH!

[Elraz]

I laughed till i cried

[genielove101]

i would love too know what's going threw (sorry for the spelling) his mind

[shearer4eva]

oooh im ever so sweaty

[TheThcQueen]

literally my mates were telling me about him in the pub and i said i would youtube him. im crying with laughter. WHY DIDNT I KNOW ABOUT YOU BEFORE ROSS NOBLE? aha. love it.

[badjane2]

I must admit....he's stark raving bonkers!!! But Sooooo damn funny!! X

[ofahlstrom]

"that was nice... a little piece of sweat just cascaded down me top there"

[Joey1420Joey]

@ofahlstrom "that was me! I came out of the character of the owl" XD x

[garrethdavis]

haha legend

[Joey1420Joey]

one piece unit - just a head and a body BWUMPH!! =D

you could have asked! XD

[iliket0bike]

LOL i saw a show of his last night fkin helarious if u get a chance go

[tomiewalker]

lulz

[youtease0]

he is better then billy. impressing creativity

[delmarian]

@youtease0 no-one is better than billy.

[fmllolfml]

i awfully sweatyy.....

theres room in here for you!

[Sticktator]

i'd love to know how his mind works...

[stefanheartmarsvolta]

drugs

[TranceHS]

don't we all... haha...

[FCUK4HIM]

@Sticktator Agreed! Although it may be a little too much to take in lol

[TheUnflawedDiamond]

@FCUK4HIM  lol agreed

[imstm]

@Sticktator he's very intelligentt.. so smart.. you need to be smart to be a comedian

[DumblyBrilliant]

@Sticktator So would he

[KirbyPownsYou]

@Sticktator It doesn't

[MrLoadingscreen]

@Sticktator Brilliantly.

[S14ladatheart]

2:30-2:45 funny as!!!! lmfao

[penguinxxxx]

funny as what?

[moekanz]

@penguinxxxx

your face

[BunnyzRAWR]

Sounds like the guy Andy from little britain when he's doing the "Owl voice"

[nirvanagrrl]

LOVE HIM!

xXx

[jonny123321369963]

whoah its 2010 how will we write the date

[Bomfunker91]

This sketch makes me hurt, so terribly much: I can't breathe because I'm laughing too hard, I can't see because of the tears in my eyes, and I can't move because of the laughter-induced muscular convulsions that are rocking my body.

I love this man.

[KyoyasAngel]

XDDDDD

~Kn~

[RandomBeveridgeX]

I have this on dvd :D!

its amazing, js.

[culturevulture123]

LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE

The owl's voice sounds like the disbaled guy from Little Britain!

lololololololololololololololo­l

[BurnettAzzacove]

He's like Eddie Izzard via Noel Fielding, with a bit of Jimmy Nail. Not bad, either.

[calbo555]

hahah watch billy connoly u will be bamboozled :P

[cocteaufan]

owl boobs

dirty owl bastard

this guy is a fecking genius

[kimLmuziek]

whahah he really is! *tipping over from laughing too hard*

[littlenic1981]

But.. I'm ever so chilly......

Favourite ever Ross sketch!

[crashmelody]

@littlenic1981 how do i find it. Tell the channel of the name TheSeballer. Thankyou.

[isobeldog]

how the hell did he get on to the subject of putting blankets over owls???

he talks about crap and turns it HILARIOUS!!!

[DoubleOhSammy]

Who knows?

[sirtinycreep]

I've just found out he was born a woman. Had a sex change when he was 20. Hence the long hair and woman's eyes. He also doesn't have an Adam's Apple.

[ooJDMoo]

holy shit.. its a fuckin speedball course on the stage

[DoubleOhSammy]

LOL I'm just amused by the concept of an owl calling a guy a "mad bastard"!

And that Owl Neck Detection Device is quite a useful tool! LOL

[tedsuplex]

is there anything lower than mute on a computer?

[mcol3]

it doesn't even cover me owl boobs!

[booberryacid]

thanx very much :L

xx

[Tomfinch90]

Rose noble ftw "I'm so chilly"

How did bnp debates get on a video about covering an owl with a blanket? :s

[tamfivethirty]

absolutely comic genius

[J3yeJ3ye]

Brilliant how the background to this story is ways to scare 50 Cent at his gig XD

[123enigma456]

it doesnt even cover my owl boobs

rofl rofl