How chuck norris kills striders

[keno6307]

chuck norris can destroy the sun just by STARING AT IT

[ikillbad]

chuck norris can shoot down a gunship just by yelling bang

[splinter1619]

video marked as copyright by chuck norris

[Avarthas]

The video is fake..

Chuck norris cant die !

[Danila5000]

this combine is as spy

[atari3200t]

chuck norris jokes are fucking stupid. im gonna laugh the day he dies

[TDcoolguy]

@atari3200t FUCK U

[benneb07]

@atari3200t Chuck Norris will outlive you!

[atari3200t]

@benneb07 nope. i hope he dies crying like a little bitch

[AnimeFreak719]

@atari3200t your a little bich xD

[atari3200t]

@AnimeFreak719 somebody can't spell and i believe it's you

[AnimeFreak719]

@atari3200t get a live nerd :P

[atari3200t]

@AnimeFreak719 ah so im a nerd because i enjoy not making a fool of myself by actually paying attention to what i type and not fucking up the spelling of simple words?

[FearRadio]

YOU NOW OWN THIS PROP!

[knightofficer]

chuck norris dosnt use a knife he just uses the forces to make it look like a waded up peice of paper cause hes that awsome.

[zombiekillz4566]

Chuck Norris would either use the fist in his beard or breathe on the damn thing

[GinIchigo]

@zombiekillz4566 Chuck Norris once made eye-contact with a Strider. Safe to say we wont ever see that Strider again.

[zombiekillz4566]

@GinIchigo heh

[Lawrerensongerer]

CHUCK NORRIS WOULD NOT OF DIED AT THE END...!!!

[TheAmyjblue]

no... thats how WANDER kills striders

[john117dude]

chuck norris can kill a strider by STARING INTO ITS SOUL ... and then he blows it up.

[pokerXxvictim]

HA CHUCK NORRIS DOESN'T HAVE TO KILL STRIDERS ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DARE THEM TO LET THERE HEART BEAT!

[DasZocker0815]

2 things are wrong in this video:

1. Chuck Norris takes no falldamage

2. Chuck Norris would use his bare hands. Not a weapon.

[Ealija]

@DasZocker0815 WRONG! chuck norris takes no damage in any way

and why use bare hands? just a eyetwitch and the strider is dead.

[eric12k]

more butterfly knife videos  :D?

[chizaua]

yeah but the true chuck norris never die

[tatu123100]

it also work if you hit strider back leg or 3. leg from back. XD i'm not good in english

[ADxTygon]

the only difference is that chuck doesnt use a knife, only his fists.

[Cyther8897]

Chuck norris has no need for striders... He is too busy taming mutant spider monkeys.

[Rocketpojet]

That can't be Chuck, he wouldn't lose health from fall

[ArmyGuy543]

Chuck Norris actually kills Striders by looking at them and thinking "Die."

But he trains them, so there is no need.

[the731272]

if that was chuck Norris the strider would have died when he landed on it

[psycosanches589]

wrong chuck norris would go straight forward hand to hand

[PandaLord74]

that spy was not a spy!

[S0up3rD0up3r]

wrong, chuck norris needs no knife

[Himatoxic]

Chuck norris keeps striders as pets.

[lucario9797]

jesus follows chuck norris on twitter

[kezzerix]

Chuck Norris ordered a big mac at burger king, and got one.

[rorybory123]

Chuck Norris doesnt sleep, he waits

[BlueYoshi121]

Chuck Norris sued MySpace for using something that's his without his allowing.

[Dani6666661]

LOL!!! But how you did it:D

[Xxmonkey58xX]

he does not use puny knife. all he has to do is look at it.

[MrGrandTheftAuto225]

haha...why does everyone LOVE chuck norris?? who is he @ - @

[DOO1]

@MrGrandTheftAuto225 go... just go.

[NukeMyHouse]

@MrGrandTheftAuto225 Google wasn't there for no reason.

[Juicefani11]

@MrGrandTheftAuto225 I just don't understand why people talk about him all the time... What so great has he done now?

[TheRogy577]

@MrGrandTheftAuto225 couse they are mindless minions

[Jewblob]

Are you comparing Chuck Norris to the spy? The spy is a coward who hides when people are around him. He hides behind his personas and gimmiks as he picks off others in an un-respectable and grotesque way. The spy is not a gentleman. He is not a warrior. He is a pansy, and shares NOTHING with Chuck Norris.

[riltjd]

This comment is deleted by Chuck Norris.

[applejuiceZOMG]

So chuck backstabs the strider and then commits suicide?

[berretaboy357]

chuck norris was once out for a drink. he eventually found an emtpy lot and sat down in it. over a period of 2 and a half years, a bunch of guys created a bar around. chuck norris had one drink and then he burned the place down to the ground. over the flames he yellled ALWAYS LEAVE THINGS THE WAY YOU FOUND EM

[spartankilerover9000]

Team-Fortress spy...

[danika148]

Chuck Norris can do this without knife...

[LavaFlaminG6]

@danika148 you can't make a chuck norris joke for your life...

[justus954]

Gordon Freeman stalks Alyx.

Gman stalks Gordon.

Chuck norris Stalks gman.

Alyx stalks Chuck Norris...

Wait what?!

[punkforlife20]

@justus954 they walk in circles

[banditthetheif]

If you type chuck norris into the search box on youtube, you won't get any suggestions. That's because you can't find chuck norris. chuck norris finds you!

[mcdonaldsmashers]

@banditthetheif tht just from google if you type "find chuck norris"

[rimboos]

@banditthetheif no, thats only in mother russia!

[MandosMady]

Chuck Norris is G-Man..............

[GamerG0d1337]

No, Chuck Norris just looks at a Strider and it dies.

[blackdeamon1928]

it took god 2 billion years to create the earth ...

in 2 minutes Chuck Norris created god

[obs222]

i didnt know chuck was a spy/combine solider

[roboto123ify]

Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. Too bad he doesn't cry. Ever.

[TheCatKidGang]

its true but he doesnt die!

[HaroldJefferies]

If you didn't have the "bloopers" this would be alright....

[shawn2007g]

SAXTON HALE PWNS NORRIS AND SAXTON NORRIS PWNS ALL. :D

[TheDecepticondude]

@shawn2007g yess, even vagineer and snyphurr wont stand a chance against him!

[DJxXxnfsu]

Chuck Norris never dies. He just goes to hell and come back to life!

[weezing22arbok]

Chuck Norris kicked G-Man in the balls when he asked him to go to the portal.

[NapalmBomb05]

Chuck norris lost his virgnity before his dad

[Cliffordthe1]

@NapalmBomb05 u my good sir, jus made me dribble on my keyboard from laughter.... ty very much

[ERTLPFM]

The only reason why chuck used a knife was because he didn't wanna get his hands dirty!

[Theworldhistoryvideo]

Chuck Norris was born before his dad.

[siemka321]

Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups! He pushes the ground down!

[Legopro777]

Comment removed by Chuck Norris.

[cartooncam99]

@Legopro777 lolz

[Havk995]

Chuck Norris has finnished gmod two times. Chuck Norris is wallhacking in real life. Chuck Norris has died four times in a real life.

[legosbrs]

nah,it's not the way how he kill striders,he just stare at the strider and the strider's head blows up.

[1mingwei]

Chuck Norris counted to infinity.........TWICE!

[orthografe]

Chuck norris don't use butterfly knife. He use Remover Tool ^^

[TheGiff1432]

@orthografe No he roundhouse kicks

[devilzzzzzzzzzz]

Chuck norris dnt get cancer... cancer gets chuck norris! :P

[jacknettle]

Lol you had a blooper for a video that was only about 5 seconds long...

EEZ FUNNY TO MEH!

[zbddbzproductions]

@jackharli good job

[po1nt89]

It maybe just me but that guy maybe was Nuck Choriss... O_o

Get it?Don`t think so anyway...

[gwhaberlein]

LIES!!!!

CHUCK JUST LOOKS AT IT AND IT KILLS ITSELF

[GRENTHSNOOB]

Little known fact, the Heavy is actually a failed prototype clone of Chuck Norris. Instead the clone was cursed with a hunger problem, an obssession with sandwiches, and lacked 99.999% of Chuck Norris's actual strength as well as the ability to do a roundhouse kick. On the bright side, the clone had retained Chuck Norris's ability to kill people by pointing at them and saying "BANG" or "POW".

[Battlesage]

Chuck Norris, enough said.

[funnyman540]

Chuck norris has a google account on yahoo.

[Bentisdylan]

chuck norris existing kills striders.

[zbddbzproductions]

in soviet russia chuck norris still owns u

[AtLeastIHaveALife]

No Chuck Norris does not even lose life

[silentkiller102]

How Chuck Norris killed the striders: he looked at them.

[Yurian903]

That strider was a TRAP! HAHA!

[TheJunkman1986]

wrong,chuck norris just looks at the strider and the strider explodes

[jeepheep69]

in soviet russia chuck norris is amune to the soviet russia fad.... same in amarica, china, the middle east, ect...

[SABTERROR]

dat sound

[UltraPrimus]

That is a Lie, Chuck Norris would only Have to Hold up His Hand and Say BANG to bring down a Strider

[martialartist300]

the only reason there is bloopers in this vid is cuz simzbuy asked chuck if he would.

[NahkaNakki]

first of all, chuck norris doesn't use knives, secondly he doesn't wear gloves. and also dont upload chuck norris videos on youtube, chuck norris uploaded youtube

[SuperSONYdude]

@NahkaNakki Someone is on there period.

[BooglyBoot]

@SuperSONYdude someone isnt

[Webster109]

just pulls out his pocket knife and kills the strider, he didnt even hit the strider to kill it, he just was practicing on the air!

[MultiJade]

Chuck Norris can destroy a F-16 only pointing him and saying "BANG"

[BasicEvil18]

@MultiJade No, thats Liquid Ocelot. Chuck Norris can destroy one by breathing in its direction.

[drybone12]

@MultiJade He can just look at it and thinking bang

[WolfClant]

@MultiJade sounds like liquid ocelot to me

[T3XProductions]

@MultiJade Heavy can do that but he says "POW"

[Dolphin3007]

@MultiJade Or "POW! HAHA!"

[WeDoFeelAlone]

Chuck norris can squeeze orange juice out of a lemon.

[VideoGameTutorialz34]

@WeDoFeelAlone that wasnt funny

[LittleArmah]

Nah, Chuck Norris just needs to ask a strider to die, or else he will suffer longer.

BECAUSE STRIDERS KNOW WHO IS CHUCK NORRIS.

[RussianCommie666]

chuck norris had a myspace account... on facebook....

[PhenixReviewz]

@RussianCommie666 lol

[gssantospequeno]

hail to the power of the chuck norris!!!

[clubpenguin445]

This is fake. Chuck norris kill ANYONE by staring at it.

[tommapar88]

Chuck norris just has to stare at a strider to make him a head crab

[zeozen]

strider used dead ringer, watch out

[SuperZhade]

ROFLMFAO!! XD.

[HalloweenTween13]

No, Chuck Norris wouldn't get fall damage. Plus, he would kill it with his teeth instead.

[725account]

Chuck norris doesn't teabag people... he potato sacks them

[masterofdonut]

this video is just sad ur using normal tf2 spyknife -.- learn to do beter movies. Ur making chuck norris to move out of his grave!!!

[putridpansy]

first he was a spy then he was a combine WHAT THE HELL

[davdav1423]

no offence, but its gay and short

[Webster109]

@davdav1423 yeah you would know

[aricaric18]

chuck norris can kiss my ass

[videogamelovers8561]

@aricaric18 chuck norris can fuck ur ass

[aricaric18]

@videogamelovers8561 i always figured he was gay

[lordslifer666]

@DarkDemonSonic07 you r still alive because chuck norris kills you OVER 9000!!! times but gets you back to life 9001 times

P.S. chuck norris can look his own back in the horizon, so he could be looking at you in this moment

im just saying

[lordslifer666]

@DarkDemonSonic07 you r still alive because chuck norris kills you OVER 9000!!! times but gets you back to life 9001 times

[lordslifer666]

@DarkDemonSonic07 in soviet russia chuck norris still kicks your ass

everytime you say something bad about chuck norris he kills you OVER 9000!!! times but he revives you because he knows that he is better than you

[PsychoticRocker9600]

if you play pink floyd's: the dork side of the moon and watch wizard of oz with no sound at the same time chuck norris will beat you senseless for wasting your time

[DoragonShinzui]

Why would he even need a knife?

[2468MrDeathwatch]

Leading hand sanitizers claim they kill 99.9% of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100% of whatever the fuck he wants.

[dajakesta10]

Chuck Norris DOESN'T die when he kills striders. Chuck Norris looks at striders and they die.

[conprodman]

wow were did u get those awsome blood paint things?

[imurderragdolls]

even if chuck norris did get in a strider it would fall in fear and die

[SeriouslyJoe98]

Chuck Noris once went to the virgin isles he came back and it was just called the isles

[DQBlizzard168]

Chuck norris dosin't kill he dosin't allow to live

[lordslifer666]

@DarkDemonSonic07 STFU -.-

chuck norris can divide by zero u cant

[CybreWolf7]

chuck norris just has to look at it.

[killerwack999]

@DarkDemonSonic07 i agree

[ikillbad]

chuck norris is a fake i saw his face when he was mad and i didnt die so hes a FAKE

[BasicEvil18]

@ikillbad You're a fake...

[shadowmaster999454]

chuck norris is beyond god which means he can't die when he fall from any height your lucky he didn't roundhouse kick you already

[BlackMesa1997]

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[meanwhilemannews]

Duke Nukem would kill it with his MIGHTY FOOT!!!

[galloway6204]

I never really was on your side!

[pangolin97]

No thats how Mr. T kills striders

[USMCskykid]

DEATH FROM ABOVE!

[XKingaminX]

So he turns into a french man and stabs it?

[choobn4]

Chuck doesn't use knives.

His fists are better.

[halflifefan84]

Wtf's the big deal about chuck norris anyways???

all he is, is a little midget who thinks he can take over the world...

[dexter432432]

@halflifefan84 your just a little midget that chuck norris will mow down

[MistaBubblingBlue]

@halflifefan84 dude, i bet he`s taller than you

[halflifefan84]

@MistaBubblingBlue hes only like 5 ft xD

[GuitarLad43]

@halflifefan84

Chuck norris cat is not amused.

MWAFHAHFHAHFAHFHAHFHAHFAHFHAF HEADSHOT KICK

[BlackMesa1997]

@halflifefan84 lol true!

[FluffyJay1]

Chuck norris was a combine soldier?

[ChinchillaLoveable]

You guys are idiots chuck Norris doesn't knife it. It just dies on it's own knowing that's the best death for him. After that chuck Norris brings it back to life and kills it again 5x

[awsomevids2u]

whos chuck norris

[Jdog8998]

@Nigrkek nyfe

[NICKREAPER316]

nothing is dead until chuck norris says so. abe lincoln is definitely the greatest person currently living, other than chuck himself.

[PsychoCatIndustries]

Chuck wouldn't need a knife he just needs air

[teletubbyownage]

Aww, no cuz when the strider sees chuck norris coming he commits suicide, but then again no one can see chuck norris coming

[arrafatter]

wtf chuck died?

[aricaric18]

all ur saying chuck norris is cool hell roundhouse ur ass chuck norris is gay i would round house his nuts and kill him

[TheBigmackjackable]

@aricaric18 Oh you sad sad soul. Chuck Norris will rape you.

[lewisandjoseph]

just because chuck norris survived 5 bullets dosent mean everyone has to talk about it

[gamernerd3000]

Chuck norris dosent need to kill it becuse any foe of chuck becomes extinct!

[dinison6]

WHY DO U ALL THINK CHUCK NORRIS IS SO STRONG?!

[cecap2b]

@dinison6 we dont acctually think that guy is that much strong, its just a joke ^^