Obama Axes Pentagon Plan To Build Billion Dollar Tank In Shape Of Dragon

[bretp99]

Obama is a dragonphobic liberal peacenik. I think a retired general is a better judge of the importance of the dragon tank to our national security than a draft dodger who has never donned the uniform of his country. Besides, a flying fire-breathimg tank would be ultracool, even a "scaled" down one!

[JonahDavids]

Can America really afford a President who's so afraid of dragons?

[Malamala46]

THE ALL SEEING EYE SEES ALL

[ucbwill]

haha!

[multitudinal]

at least the pentagon still has its sharks with laser beams attached to their heads

[poontangification]

Man that tank is cool!!!

[flipperpolo]

thats a good spoof

[ThePenguin3030]

Dragon would have made destroying enemies 'efficient and awesome'.

I could not agree more. Such a thing would be the most awesome weapon ever.

[wasup23tube]

HAhahah Canada hits U.S. with bullshit noise violation! hahaha oh my god

[omega4104]

I knew this would happen, I just knew it.

Does everyone see why voting Obama in was a bad thing now?

If we had McCain, we would have an entire army of dragon tanks and a giant mechanical ninja in Iraq as I speak/type.

*sigh*

[underworld999]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA 1:08 "keep firing while playing rock music!"

[Bez561]

Obamas terrified of dragons lol

[Shanedawsontvlive]

That was fucking hilarious!

[tomasaguiarftw]

It sees all!

[bigmikef5]

Saron vs Obama FTW!!!!

[LondonCalling924]

lmao the guns will keep firing while rock music plays

[atltom58]

sending them scattering like field mice rofl the onion rules. lol

[wadams19]

KARATE!!!!!

[Lextzo]

Dumbass, this is fake

[iansayfol]

wow great observation!

[banneroftheleft]

trollll

[skateVtown]

LOL you guys dont realize this is fake do you?

[ValorUnlimited]

Okay...they reference the all-seeing eye...but look in the background of the general at 1:47. =p

[pwnmanEXE]

Obama's a Chrono Trigger fan?!

[Desinokara]

Danes love paying tax... well exept the rich. They pay 60 % but us ordenary people only pay 40 %... So that 20 % we are getting more of the cake... We love the cake...

[keetlap]

15% tax??

in Europe we pay more like 33%

[TheWiseStoner]

But then again, doesn't everybody get a slice of the pie? We're fucking selfish. There'll be a cake and one man will take five out of six slices, then let the rest of us fight over the last peice.

[slayor18]

Trogdor!!

[TheWiseStoner]

Ghidorah!!!!!

[bdembski]

Was the atomic bomb or karate developed in five years?

[EPBmelegorPR]

Armor than when the soldier dies the body will keep shooting at enemy targets "

Thats....Amazing,i keep foward to seeing your projects obama ! i would pay 15% of taxes if i need to :)

[nickwkcin]

i think the background being used behind the general needs to be updated...it doesn't have an eye on top of it

[historylover]

That was the coolest thing I've ever seen!

Loved this!

Kat

[a99915880528]

I dream of penetrating your ass deeply!

Jim

[HowToCook40Humans]

I am deeply moved by your dream of ass penatration!

Doug

[jorgeygrecia]

I am overjoyed to see such selfless penetration of the ass among my fellow man!

Samantha

[timrocket007]

all these just take the piss out of common things on the news, this for example is taking the piss out of spending 100s of millions the UK is spending on nuclear submarines i think

[twinoceans]

no, it's about obama and secretary of defense robert gates cancelling several big bucks program, notably the f-22.

[taterfamine]

f-22: white elephant.

[MYNIGGA7777]

it sees all hahaha

[Augenstein]

This should also prove very useful in making sure that time-travellers don't escape from Gaurdia castle's prison.

[ShadowLcrow]

the all seeing eye watchs you wack off

[crimson182]

damn Obama, this is the change we need. Not higher taxes like he seems to think we need.

[AmandaJadeF]

Santa, I want a Dragon Tank for christmas this year.

[Badassdude1234]

Do you have any idea how jealous China will be if this dragon tank was real!

[joker0187]

dude, the are breeding dragons. japan has gundams and all other high tech shit. germany patented mercedez that are transformers. france has tanks the shoot only white flags. and what do we get, nothing. come on obama, at least let us beat the french!!!!!!!!

[gaoyipin123]

hahahaha it sees all

[CaptinFedex]

what happens if a MOAB bomb, or the A-bomb hits it..... fail lol

[duckslapper12]

ok, that last part was true

[eliasmouawad]

Search for "CIA DEBT LIE"

[1simo93521]

I never saw this on 'future weapons'

Maybe be I missed that one!

[KalasReid]

well ofcourse not they havent finished the prototype lol

[somerandomguy427]

that would be worth my tax money!

[jerm2222]

Helz yeah!

[becausimcoollikethat]

"it cost a lost to maintain but... it sees all" genius

[xbox360killer666]

\m/ Dragon tank \m/ !!! i pay taxes for that mofo!!! lol

[bomberboy94]

Hahaha Invisible squid that would be WIN

[satanspattywagon666]

the eye sees all

[tough0crowd0eh9]

Booo! Obama sucks!

[Calebkoss]

If they made a dragon tank that spewed fire like this It would own!

[C9XGMR]

this sounds like money well spent

[Dacadvid]

But I bet supporters of the tank are the same people who think government spending is ridiculous.

[TheHardout2005]

The dragon reminded me of Power Rangers, which in itself is awesome.

[antiswattt2]

well thats some good news... cant wait to see the final product!!

[johnsbruise]

No wonder Obama got elected.....

[atltom58]

Its amazing how many people can be so gullible as to think the onion is anything other than comedy. no wonder bush got elected twice..............

[MichaelIanHenry]

and Atlom58...Herr Obama, lets not forget the "One"!

[blacklabelsocitey200]

haha i fort this was reall to start with lol now i relise it isent

[MishuTaste]

I wish I had a job "hiding" money at the Pentagon.

[dubbelmacka87]

The scales glow inte the dark!

[0xXpraetorXx0]

is this serious?

[TheDruidfreak]

no its a fake online news show but its really funny

[sufferthejoy308]

a dragon tank would be awesome!!.. think about it while the arabs bring in there rpg we'll release the dragon... and plus it would most likly come out in cod modern warfare 2

[Clay3613]

Well...there goes our Godzilla Defense Plan!

[WarRogers]

A pool & ballroom in the stomach .. that's a bit excessive haha

[guyabanongbutas]

DUDE, its a DRAGON TANK that is so GOD DAMN AWESOME

and CRAB CLAWS. damn pentagon is awesome

[Dooks89]

Wahahahh Omg that all seeing eye cracked me up bad...:"it costs a lot to maintain but it sees all!"

[Xsarith]

it was in the photo but not in the background when that guy was talkin. anyone else notice?

[Jackapacattack]

obama is gay

[crazykilledme]

Realy? Don't trust the government BS gone wild!

[TheAthol]

I was really looking for "dollar tanking" as in the U.S. dollar is in trouble.

.....and I stumble upon what I think could only be a joke but with this government you never can tell. ;)

[tuseroni]

DUDE a dragon tank would be THE SHIT! arabs wouldnt fuck with us. and look...it even FLEW! a flying tank that shoots fire and looks like a DRAGON! i would TOTALLY spend my tax money on a fleet of those.

[MrEastcoastkid]

i know. they should build those things instead of a healthcare reform

[MrWolf316]

Agreed.

[MrWolf316]

I'd pay Extra Taxs. I'd get an extra job just so I could be taxed on that income so more money could go to the dragon project!

[ilgainis]

is this a comedy or real?

[DarthMai]

ONN is about satire....NOT REAL...satire.

[kssson]

he got a nobel prize now, for what? for giving a wonderful speech before urinating.he watched without any sympathy when nazi sri lanka massacred thousands innocent tamil civilians.he mother fucker got a nobel prize for peace.!!???.american killed my people in my country with indians pakistanese chinese english and of course nazi sri lankans.

[spiritualops]

Reptilian kin and Djinn are two completely different things. This video IS a joke, btw...

[TNSFE]

They should have totally had the eye on the Washington Monument in the background image they used for the General.

[dougstiro]

The UK are doing there own version

The Donkey Tank

[thecolorofdye]

President Obama is putting lives at risk. The only explanation I can think of is that he's terrfied of dragons.

[LlamaSensei]

Was the atomic bomb or karate made in five years? Hahaha, best line ever.

[marmitemaniac]

Thats hilarious

[hoplite1766]

Stupid video

[Relugus]

The funny thing is that the Republicans really do think that that is the sort of thing taxpayers money should be spent on.

Hence the long list of stupid wasteful Pentagon vanity projects.

[MidgardEagle]

Well, this was published right after Obama axed the ridiculously expensive and futuristic F-22.

[jerseyy]

thats a joke you idiots.

[CyricRO]

Omg, talk about your evil news.

[EnAttendantG0D0T]

... or karate ha!

[EdikShepherd]

Dude, that's the best idea for a tank EVER!!!

and lol at Sauron on top of the Washington monument.

[applefrog111]

Obama you bastard now we are all going to die!

[Majadi7]

hahahhahah, giant DRAGOn FTW!

[fernando101090]

cool

[DELPHIIII]

1 billion for a tank? it seems like it would be too slow and it would be too easily hit by artillery and air raids. with support it could work tho itd make the afghanistan war easier 4 our troops

[painsey]

an ATAT out of empire strikes back would be better lol

[anthism2]

Dragon would have made destroying enemies 'efficient and awesome'. LMBO!

[Robertz1986]

Damn it! I've been waiting on the dragon tank for fucking years! Obama... how could you

[AloneWarriors]

NO! Not the dragon tank!

[Afiso]

The US should stop building such stupid weapons. with that 1 billion try to make something that traced IED's!!!

IED's are the no1 problems now in war!

Obama is smart and you'll are idiots

[halodemo65]

the videos a joke stupid

[standaloneprod]

Lol i love how passionately you argue your point with your intellectual prowess, and yet because of this. We all think your really stupid. T.T

[GrenMoyo]

lawls, dude it's a joke...

[ashestoyoursoul]

this is one of the best ones!

[varacnahrim]

run osama run it burn ur beard

[prinon95]

lol the eyes that sees evrything

reminds me of the lord of the rings XD

[goatmaster365]

GLOWIN IN THE DARK BABY!!! OSAMA YOU BETTER RUN! lolz

[stalingradComando]

Obama isnt a stupid, he is just one of them who realises how useless such weapons would be.

[gxxr1130]

Your're stupid, this is a satire

[SonicTheEggNog]

Obama IS stupid and so are you.

[stalingradComando]

similar projects never get aproved. During WW2 the germans planned to build an 1500 ton tank called Landkreuzer.

Never happend

Now the Dragon tank.

very difficult to build, requies a lot of money. when you see this tthing, tou dont even realise what are its capabilities, what is its role? what should it do in a modern battlefield??

spending billions on useless technology.

Obama isnt stupid. everybody who belives this is stupid

[LoonyLooners]

LMAO

[Dr8co1]

it can multi-task! sweet! just build it!

[blackdove123]

I am disappointed in obama and my country...we NEED a dragon tank that glows in the dark and breathes fire, I have lost all faith in my country I'm moving to russia where maybe there is hope for such a tank and an all seeing eye

[somerandomguy427]

the all seeing eye will remain, don't let obama scare you

[TheMecob3]

Obama=Pussy.

[revan547]

LOL!

[Scr3amingN1nja47]

it sees all

[Trippster100]

It would be awsome that the US would really be doing that dragon... I would tottaly support the idea!!!

[Sydpart2]

the best part is the laser that sets land on fire in the shape of a skull...seriously, try and think of a cooler weapon then this thing! I so wish it was real, I'd join the army just to drive it once.

[kiminokami]

The atomic bomb, or karate!

[Pepsifresh14]

this is my favorite video right now. I laphed SO HARD at the all seeing eye part!

[starwarsmaniac93]

was the atom bomb or karate developed in five year?

LOL WUT

[bigdman1989]

Search "Derrick Hayworth" and watch the videos... they are funny!

[bradwolf07]

Canada Hits US with Bulls*** Noise Violation... If only I could do that to some people I know

[GameSheriff]

Funny thing this is supposed satirize how the US army makes ridiculous expenditures, often wasting the taxpayer's money for nothing, and show how Obama is a level-headed president who's gonna put a stop to that, but it actually does the exact opposite. Think about it, if the US army actually had such ridiculously efficient weapons like this dragon tank that can pretty much defeat an entire army with just one unit, think how that would reduce your casualties(I'm not joking, think about it).

[imorio]

How about nuking?

[GameSheriff]

Not a bad plan, but Public Opinion would skin the US army and government alive... : /

With this "little" wonder you could all the damage, without any of the shit from the media ^.^

[imorio]

Well, the us isn't going to fight a head to head army batle anymore. Atleast not one that isnt over in a few weeks. And using rockets would be easier.

But realism aside, it would be cool.

[MoonIMover]

....with a prehensile tail and glow-in-the-dark scales?

[evilmonkey1971]

That, my friends is some funny shit!

[SandvichGuy]

he just canceled some of our nuclear defense systems for school book money lol

[DoctorT144]

"Was the atomic bomb or KARATE developed in five years?"

[Za7a7aZ]

They already have this tank....it is roaring at night in the surroundings of area51.

[spncrmorrissette]

THE EYE!!!!

LOTR FTW!!!

[yesturtle]

i don't get the harry potter bit.

anyone want to explain?

[CalisFinest101]

That series has evil teachings and it's wanting other evil books to come out with movies.

[foulbeershits]

harry potter was a book first, then a movie. he was being sarcastic.. its hard to explain

[blyth1969]

IS this for real

lol

[RuslanMasinjila]

In my opinion this thing deserves to be cancelled more than even the raptor. I mean, look at it, the weapon doesn't even make sense. You can't just make your enemies run away from a mere sight of the Dragon!, that's stupid if one thought an enemy would be afraid of a dragon shaped toy.

[ntuman]

its so tough to keep a straight face when reporting this.. its hilarious!

[Exarian]

"It costs a lot to maintain, but it sees all."

Guy has a point, there.

[Blo0daXe]

Their scraping it?

[hollowichigo778]

wow that would be one epic tank

[dtpc191991]

The all seeing eye is genius.

[11DNA11]

1:06 rofl at the rock music thing xD

[Bigkahkistan]

The cyberarmor's song would totally have to be Ironman. Anything else wouldn't make sense, and would be a waste of my tax dollars.

[kingnahum17]

Haha at 0:31 !

Dragon Tank in Urban Combat!

[DalekThay5]

"Biologist successfully engineer a toad to wear a top hat"

Brilliant!

[andreasjh]

He'll face a lot of resistance there the eye has become a crucial part of homeland security, it cost a lot to maintain but it sees all!

[poop121]

This is WONDERFUL satire. Thank you.

[ChristianNewsWatch]

hehe

[NecronomiPod]

Damn Democrats! Can't they see we need these new kickass weapons to fight the war on terror?! Without a giant dragon tank how can we fight against Osama Bin Laden's giant, radioactive Robo-Muhammed??!?!!? Answer: WE CAN'T!!!111!!!

[255Knights]

There is a sang called reality can be stranger then fiction. The Germans were working on a HUGE TANK like that called Landkreuzer P. 1000 Ratte... It was going to be made after they had air Superiority with there Jets!

[q5jedi90]

priceless..

[rlinfinity]

hhahahaha eye of mordor!

[RichardBLongly]

was karate invented in five years? B\

[ccricers]

We need to catch up with the times on badass defense technology. In Japan it's now more affordable to get a Gundam than a car and replacement parts are available in many vending machines.

[RockyBalboa211]

I wish we actually did have an all seeing eye that shot lasers at people.. that would be hilarious!

[emorypaine]

did you guys know Japan has already built a Gundam? We NEED the dragon tank

[EmperorChupacabra]

Not even close. What they built merely shuffles on its feet.

[tanfoculta]

The dragon tank is a absolute waste of money. Send in Chuck Norris for country's sake.