@mamobster1500 You're right. She's a xenophobe. Ashley claims to believe in "God", the creator of all the creatures in the universe, by that thought - so she should respect every species, not just humanity. Because of her grandfather, she should be hostile toward Garrus the most, but she isn't - she's hostile toward Liara, just because Liara poses the most "female of a threat" in regards to male Shepard. Ashley is a trope on Christian hypocrisy and female bitchiness.
@xmikeyxlikesitx I didnt even reply to you lol. I like how you felt the need to write those paragraphs. You just made yourself sounds stupid anyway. Ashley's religon is never specified. She just believes in god. Again with the xenophobic crap. Sometimes I wonder if people actually took the time to talk to her or if they're just saying that because most people believe that. I'm guessing she was rude to liara out of jealousy. You know.. like most humans do when they get jealous.
@mamobster1500 Firstly, when someone states they "believe in God", no one is going to say, "OF COURSE! SHE'S A MUSLIM!" - it's specifically Christianity - not Paganism, not Islam, not Hinduism. She's xenophobic, not xenocidal. Xenophobia is "the fear and distrust of other species." Xenocidism would describe Cerberus - killing other species without remorse. "Racism" in etymologic form, applies to "races", not "species", but people use it improperly.
@xmikeyxlikesitx And justifying Ashley as simply being a jealous human doesn't make sense if Shepard's a female, Ashley snaps, "Who put you in charge? Did the commander resign when I wasn't looking?" to Liara, regardless. So unless you're going to argue that Ashley is a bisexual fiend, then jealousy doesn't apply, even if you try to argue the original bisexual romance options.
@xmikeyxlikesitx I heard this all before, If you're looking for a debate go somewhere else. I don't need to explain anything else to you. I wasn't even talking to you from the start. And I like how you ignored some of the other points I made.
@xmikeyxlikesitx If she was xenophobic, she wouldnt have volunteered to help those salarians on virmire. She expresses distrust but continues to work with the crew and follow orders. She hates Cerberus and terra firma.. You know the REAL pro human xenophobes. She admired the destiny ascension and citadel when first arriving there. Did i mention you could also talk her into being more trusting? Also, even BIOWARE Writers have stated shes not racist.. Her lines are actualy explained.
@mamobster1500 Liara was never once rude toward Ashley, never condescending, yet Ashley makes it a point to be rude as fuck toward Liara. Ashley is a xenophobic Christian hypocritical bitch. The BioWare staff did an excellent job at creating a hateable character, but she is just an amalgam of digital bits with a voice like Mila Kunis.
this was obviousley a lie but you can make kaidan and ashely both survive in me1 by skipping virmire i know of someone who did it they even have a video on youtube where nazara attacks the citadel and you have to save the the station and in his squad were kaidan and ashely. lolz weird yes. but the downside is that in me2 it freezes up when you first meet the collectors head on at the reunion lol it cant load both of them
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i wanted to ask something since i'm so curious and all but i rlly dont know anything about mass effect 1 or 2 im so sorry if this is a dumb and stupid question but i have no idea!!, how do you actually import a save from mass effect 1 if its for xbox360 or pc only if you got mass effect 2 PS3, i mean how does the game (mass effect 2 for ps3) know that you had a romance with somebody if you cant import a save or can you ? can you even have an old romance with someone if you play it on the PS3??
@tasken5 there is no mass effect (1) for ps3. u start off with mass effect 2 (ps3) which has a 15-min comic narrative story of the important events in part 1. along the way, you can decide on some events, and these form the basis of your background in mass effect 2.
I don't like liara that much--too dull. Tali remains my favorite. But I certainly like liara more than ashley! I left her to die in that nuke muahahahaha.
As much as Ashley bugs me in ME2, and as nice as Liara is in ME1, in the end I went with the human. That way, the union was at least physical instead of a cosmic mind rape.
As Commander Shepard is the master of the One Night Stand, his relationship with Ashley terminated as soon as they reached Ilos. Now that I'm playing ME2, I am sooooooo ditching Ashley for Miranda. I don't care that Ashley will bitch some more in ME3; she'll just get benched. And she can make me sandwiches while she's there.
@duncan7599 mila kunis? ashley looks like a smelly lesbian and acts like one. Liara is fucking beautiful. Now if ashley ACTUALLY looked like mila kunis then i might reconsider. And why gay? Liara has female anatomy
@MasterXelcas You know Ashley Williams is voiced by Actress Mila Kunis. She does many voice overs in many video games. So naturally how could I reject Ashley Williams. Plus you and I have different tasts in women because Ashley Williams is quit beautiful and she does look a little like Mila Kunis and you rather choose some green alien that acts like goody too shoes.
@duncan7599 Liara isnt such a goody two shoes in ME2, and ashley is most certainly not voiced by mila kunis nor does she look like her. Kimberly Brooks is the voice of ashley and she is not that great lookin. Liaras face is also based on Jillian Murray who is fuckin beautiful. And Ashleys face model isnt even known. Again, If ashley looked like Mila, Id definitely want her, but again... she just looks like a smelly lesbian
Wow I used Mass Effect: Genesis to make my ME1 decisions so I saved Ash without playing ME1, I made a bad mistake she sux. But I did say fuck u to both her and liara wasnt gonna have aa LI wit either of them, ME2 girls all the way!
@darthgueedo Shit, it's not often that that I find this level of fine ass logic on youtube.
Now I regret not to have chosen Kaiden on Virmire. And now I have to live with the consequences in ME3.
Well, at least Ashley is going to have another look. So, if she even changes her view on non-human spiecies - which is highly probably, considering the circumstance of ME3's main story - I might even reconsider my regret.
But nonetheless, my next ME trilogy playthrough features Kaiden!
@mithrandir1988 yeah ashly sucks balss....bores you to death with shitty poetry and her religious crap...ill just take liara thx...and leave ashley for dead
[Joker Watching ] : Ah yes a Threesome ? When 3 individuals unite to have a pleasant time and engage each others in sexual combats to prove which one can last the longest? We have dismissed that claim.
@Wolfstanus Why, dude? With all the drama here, Imagine Ashly and Miranda at eachother's throats in ME3. Or even Jack. It would be like Jerry Springer in space. :D
@BatterySphere Ha Ha Its funny you see...because she's still a bitch in ME2, not to mention shes a Alliance whore and even if you romanced her in ME1 and meet up in ME2 she'll always go for Alliance...Talk to the back of my hand upside your head bitch and get on the Ship
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im sorry i dont mean to sound racist or anything but your Shepard is the only one ive seen online who's black the rest are a bunch of white dudes and Albino emo's(refering to female shepard with black makeup).
@SabreUnit i laughed so hard when i read this. Nba 2000, omg hilarious. Im black and i bought this game, but most black kids arent into this kind of game. Actually alot of ppl arent into these types of games, and since theres a low populace of black people playing video games in the first place, the amount that arent fps crazy are incredibly small...
I think the reason why you don't see too many black Sheps is because the voice actor's voice doesn't really fit so it feels weird whenever he talks. Incidentally, there are a lot of caucasian looks that the voice is just wrong for. Femshep's voice can work for almost any look tho.
Tali 'Zorah vas Normandy = The only quarian i cant resist to fuck. (Shes the hottest female in the Mass Effect series) I also hope we will se her in Mass Effect 3, and that we can have our way with her to :D
@ProTheHacker Yeah, it kinda bothered me that the characters from ME1 just kinda disappeared... I'm just curious how they'll set up Mass Effect 3 as the only character the is guaranteed to survive ME1 & ME2 is Liara, all others can die... I hope they don't screw it up lol
Liara, with the Big Bang Theory reference!
"If I am permitted to speak again, Doctor Sheldon Cooper, for the win."
KiLarrProGamer 1 month ago
Honestly, I don't buy that Liara cares about Shepard. I think she just wants to get laid with him. That's why I chose Ashley. She was more sincere.
buffedanimal359 1 month ago
Liara is the easiest slut in the galaxy haha
iamBIGBROOX 2 months ago
Liara is a more mature woman .
makes sens if she wants a three some and doesn't have a clue yet of what sex with more individuals combined really is.
TheFlyacount 2 months ago
Ashley's stupid. I never... NOT ONCE chose her.
Reason one? She's a racist bitch.
Two? Kaidan is Carth Onasi. Duh! CARTH FTW!!!!!
AuronFurus 3 months ago 2
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mamobster1500 2 months ago
@mamobster1500 You're right. She's a xenophobe. Ashley claims to believe in "God", the creator of all the creatures in the universe, by that thought - so she should respect every species, not just humanity. Because of her grandfather, she should be hostile toward Garrus the most, but she isn't - she's hostile toward Liara, just because Liara poses the most "female of a threat" in regards to male Shepard. Ashley is a trope on Christian hypocrisy and female bitchiness.
xmikeyxlikesitx 2 months ago
@xmikeyxlikesitx I didnt even reply to you lol. I like how you felt the need to write those paragraphs. You just made yourself sounds stupid anyway. Ashley's religon is never specified. She just believes in god. Again with the xenophobic crap. Sometimes I wonder if people actually took the time to talk to her or if they're just saying that because most people believe that. I'm guessing she was rude to liara out of jealousy. You know.. like most humans do when they get jealous.
mamobster1500 2 months ago
@mamobster1500 Firstly, when someone states they "believe in God", no one is going to say, "OF COURSE! SHE'S A MUSLIM!" - it's specifically Christianity - not Paganism, not Islam, not Hinduism. She's xenophobic, not xenocidal. Xenophobia is "the fear and distrust of other species." Xenocidism would describe Cerberus - killing other species without remorse. "Racism" in etymologic form, applies to "races", not "species", but people use it improperly.
xmikeyxlikesitx 2 months ago
@xmikeyxlikesitx And justifying Ashley as simply being a jealous human doesn't make sense if Shepard's a female, Ashley snaps, "Who put you in charge? Did the commander resign when I wasn't looking?" to Liara, regardless. So unless you're going to argue that Ashley is a bisexual fiend, then jealousy doesn't apply, even if you try to argue the original bisexual romance options.
xmikeyxlikesitx 2 months ago
@xmikeyxlikesitx I heard this all before, If you're looking for a debate go somewhere else. I don't need to explain anything else to you. I wasn't even talking to you from the start. And I like how you ignored some of the other points I made.
mamobster1500 2 months ago
@xmikeyxlikesitx If she was xenophobic, she wouldnt have volunteered to help those salarians on virmire. She expresses distrust but continues to work with the crew and follow orders. She hates Cerberus and terra firma.. You know the REAL pro human xenophobes. She admired the destiny ascension and citadel when first arriving there. Did i mention you could also talk her into being more trusting? Also, even BIOWARE Writers have stated shes not racist.. Her lines are actualy explained.
mamobster1500 2 months ago
@mamobster1500 Liara was never once rude toward Ashley, never condescending, yet Ashley makes it a point to be rude as fuck toward Liara. Ashley is a xenophobic Christian hypocritical bitch. The BioWare staff did an excellent job at creating a hateable character, but she is just an amalgam of digital bits with a voice like Mila Kunis.
xmikeyxlikesitx 2 months ago
@xmikeyxlikesitx I've been thinking Mila Kunis would be perfect to play Ashley in the mass effect movie.
CyborgClown 1 month ago
"Raaaaarr!"
Demiurge22 3 months ago
this was obviousley a lie but you can make kaidan and ashely both survive in me1 by skipping virmire i know of someone who did it they even have a video on youtube where nazara attacks the citadel and you have to save the the station and in his squad were kaidan and ashely. lolz weird yes. but the downside is that in me2 it freezes up when you first meet the collectors head on at the reunion lol it cant load both of them
IcePickSnowmanzzzz 3 months ago
How do get this scene? And when does it happen? after a certain mission??
TaePoDongIII 3 months ago
Classy move Shepard
MrStuDubb 3 months ago
And this is why, even in ME3, NOBODY is going to choose Ashley as a love interest.
Darkness666xxx 4 months ago
well...that went well (not)
DeathDealer1997 4 months ago
Shepard should have said: STFU both I'm waiting for Tali
03nj 4 months ago 5
i did tht and i felt soo bad so i replayed 1 hour of the game to redo tht action :P
SFXKID210 4 months ago
@SFXKID210 I replayed the game so much when I didn't like what happened after my actions.
CarlosIsDown 4 months ago
Is this ME1? Looks a bit like ME2, because of graphics..
Cornerless 4 months ago
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ORTmusic 4 months ago
@DeathKnight52 potato bateries ;]
McSayerPL 4 months ago
So you recorded this with...a potato?
DeathKnight52 5 months ago
thats a horrible looking Shepard ... XD
disengagejam 5 months ago 5
Shepard: "Lets handle this like adults"
Ashley: "This is stupid"
shikitokaproto 5 months ago 47
Ash is like the dummest biach ever. Beliving god in the universe of mass effect.. That's just fucking stupid.
Rosvosektori 5 months ago
i smell threesome! =)
BigRed8947 5 months ago
That lip coming from Ashley? I would have told her to f**k off!
K1RKDAB0UNTYHUNT3R 5 months ago
Liara would totally kick Ashley's ass in a cat fight, biotic powers over a soldier anyday.
will3pr 5 months ago
Your Shepard looks like a sentient orange that has been severely burned.
Themastercode1235 5 months ago 3
Mr. Potato Head Shepard is a pimp!
VinnieLepore 5 months ago
A relationship with both Ashley and Liara, with both of them bitching at each other? Heavy risk, but the priiize...
Sporyi 5 months ago
Easily Ash over Liara
RobertyGlobal 5 months ago
Was this recorded with a fork.
OurSurveySaysRAMPAGE 5 months ago 6
All the ladies love Baked Potato Shepard
bluemoonshine20 5 months ago 192
@bluemoonshine20
I can't stop laughing XD You sir are a genius.
U1timahunt3r 5 months ago
@bluemoonshine20 thanks, made my day xD
BadJokeHD 4 months ago
@bluemoonshine20 He looks more like a baked bean
charlottebrady96 3 months ago
When I had to chose between ashley and kaiden on virmire I was all like "Such a tough choice!!"
Kaiden "Why are you saving me?"
Shepard: "Cause you're not a complete racist/religious bitch"
Kaiden "Well other than what is obvious...."
pokenub1000 5 months ago 4
choose both asheley and liara, huge risk....but the priiiiize!!!!
rebeccablackisaman 5 months ago
Goddamn you Ashley for being the bitch you are. In Mass Effect 3 you're gonna die If I have the choice no question.
will3pr 5 months ago
Looks like tiger woods. XD
Cplvan7 5 months ago
The one with the cool Shadow Broker DLC
Or the one with a mediocre cameo... hmmm...
iTzTime2Shift 6 months ago
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Oh, so fuckin ugly face !
Blindi0s 6 months ago
Clean your gear.....right Ash..riiiight
HatashiLuvsU 6 months ago
i wanted to ask something since i'm so curious and all but i rlly dont know anything about mass effect 1 or 2 im so sorry if this is a dumb and stupid question but i have no idea!!, how do you actually import a save from mass effect 1 if its for xbox360 or pc only if you got mass effect 2 PS3, i mean how does the game (mass effect 2 for ps3) know that you had a romance with somebody if you cant import a save or can you ? can you even have an old romance with someone if you play it on the PS3??
tasken5 6 months ago
@tasken5 there is no mass effect (1) for ps3. u start off with mass effect 2 (ps3) which has a 15-min comic narrative story of the important events in part 1. along the way, you can decide on some events, and these form the basis of your background in mass effect 2.
MrNeeZum 6 months ago
@MrNeeZum ow okay i get it thank you so much for reply!!
tasken5 6 months ago
I hate ashley.
Why?
Jesusfreak.
Wrex-Killer
Liara hater
I don't like liara that much--too dull. Tali remains my favorite. But I certainly like liara more than ashley! I left her to die in that nuke muahahahaha.
Railware 6 months ago
As much as Ashley bugs me in ME2, and as nice as Liara is in ME1, in the end I went with the human. That way, the union was at least physical instead of a cosmic mind rape.
As Commander Shepard is the master of the One Night Stand, his relationship with Ashley terminated as soon as they reached Ilos. Now that I'm playing ME2, I am sooooooo ditching Ashley for Miranda. I don't care that Ashley will bitch some more in ME3; she'll just get benched. And she can make me sandwiches while she's there.
vgnerdmaster 6 months ago
closet chace to a three some in whole seres
iamacewan 6 months ago
Ashley is a racist bitch. End of argument.
destrierofdark 6 months ago
@destrierofdark thats why i left her to die in the nuke :D
mesothorium 6 months ago
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ucsbtofficial 6 months ago
@mesothorium I didn't. 'Cause i wanted her as a squafmate in Mass Effect 3. (Commented on wrong account.)
destrierofdark 6 months ago
Let's see... between the two of them it looks like I have two choices:
Liara - Crazy Alien Bitch whose mother tried to kill me
Ashley - Bitch who thinks I'm gonna choose her over Kaiden in the last mission
CamperCarl00 6 months ago
@CamperCarl00 Liara isnt a bitch. Scheißkopf
HappyIsFleeting 6 months ago
Aleins are ftw!!!! I prefered liara in part 1 and tali all the way in part 2. Probably gonna stick with tali in part 3. =)
muhakma 6 months ago
"I have to go clean my gun" = "I have to go see the Dr. and make sure you didn't give me any STD's."
AirbenderSora 6 months ago
That Shepard has lipstick
medcsu 6 months ago
i rmbr hitting that option thinking all three of us could just be friends.... BUT THAT WASNT THE CASE >:(
KulakxFilms 6 months ago
OK I saved the GD galaxy TWICE, negotiated alliances with several races so why is it I cant negotiate a GD threesome!!!
4B12power 6 months ago 3
"more...PRIVATE...conversation ;) " TEEHEE
ShoguntheKiller 6 months ago
wow...136 likes, Awesome!!!
maskills24 6 months ago
im commander shepard and this is my favourite threesome on the citadel
fridgetj 6 months ago
"This is stupid!"
"...Yeah, that's mature..."
grimmlock808 6 months ago
You chose that ugly alien against Mia Kunis? You must be gay.
duncan7599 6 months ago
@duncan7599 mila kunis? ashley looks like a smelly lesbian and acts like one. Liara is fucking beautiful. Now if ashley ACTUALLY looked like mila kunis then i might reconsider. And why gay? Liara has female anatomy
MasterXelcas 6 months ago
@MasterXelcas You know Ashley Williams is voiced by Actress Mila Kunis. She does many voice overs in many video games. So naturally how could I reject Ashley Williams. Plus you and I have different tasts in women because Ashley Williams is quit beautiful and she does look a little like Mila Kunis and you rather choose some green alien that acts like goody too shoes.
duncan7599 6 months ago
@duncan7599 Liara isnt such a goody two shoes in ME2, and ashley is most certainly not voiced by mila kunis nor does she look like her. Kimberly Brooks is the voice of ashley and she is not that great lookin. Liaras face is also based on Jillian Murray who is fuckin beautiful. And Ashleys face model isnt even known. Again, If ashley looked like Mila, Id definitely want her, but again... she just looks like a smelly lesbian
MasterXelcas 6 months ago
should have gone with the threesome Ash... I wouldn't have nuked your ass if you did
Knightshield 6 months ago 3
Ashley would sooner drown herself than accept someone of a different species into her comfort zone.
merksperk2 6 months ago
I swear when this began I exspected Shepard to start singing Chocolete RAIN!
Crimsonlee2XX 7 months ago
in ur dreams commmander- DAAAMMNIIITTT! XD is it really so much to ask that the game for once be unrealistic and give u both? XD
colossusslayer1234 7 months ago
If you have to plead to be able to resolve things as "mature adults" I highly doubt there's any maturity present.
LOL this scene just felt so out of place. Feel like it belongs on a Jerry Springer episode.
Verkili 7 months ago
choosing both ash and liara at the same time, heavy risk... but the PRIIZE
thresholder1 7 months ago 67
1:30 EPIC FACE!
TheHaveka 7 months ago
Wow I used Mass Effect: Genesis to make my ME1 decisions so I saved Ash without playing ME1, I made a bad mistake she sux. But I did say fuck u to both her and liara wasnt gonna have aa LI wit either of them, ME2 girls all the way!
GdawgGC 7 months ago
I have the gretest shepard EVA =3
PartySpyro101 7 months ago
In Ashley's Opinion:
Ashley > Liara
In Liara's opinion:
Liara = Ashley
IMO:
Alliance Marine + Disrespectful Narcissistic Bitch = Ashley
Alliance Marine + Like-Minded Brother in Arms = Kaidan
(Kaidan+Ashley) / Virmire = Easy Decision
darthgueedo 7 months ago 3
@darthgueedo Shit, it's not often that that I find this level of fine ass logic on youtube.
Now I regret not to have chosen Kaiden on Virmire. And now I have to live with the consequences in ME3.
Well, at least Ashley is going to have another look. So, if she even changes her view on non-human spiecies - which is highly probably, considering the circumstance of ME3's main story - I might even reconsider my regret.
But nonetheless, my next ME trilogy playthrough features Kaiden!
mithrandir1988 7 months ago
@mithrandir1988 yeah ashly sucks balss....bores you to death with shitty poetry and her religious crap...ill just take liara thx...and leave ashley for dead
MadMAn12gauge 7 months ago
@MadMAn12gauge hehehe
ReferenceStudios 7 months ago
@darthgueedo lolwut
dinhnyboy007 7 months ago
I love how Liara didn't object to the threesome! lololol
cvinson834 7 months ago 4
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cvinson834 7 months ago
isn't there a option of : ASH FUCK OFF!
TolHydra 7 months ago
your shepard looks like a dick head LITTERALY
KKushedUP 7 months ago
@KKushedUP why do you think hes Cheating PS LUL THIS IS AWKWARD
LightningCorperation 7 months ago
Liara: Shepard I suggest we find a resolution to this problem...
Shepard: Uhhh....... '-_-
*Need a moment?*
IneedAbttrscreenname 7 months ago 3
@IneedAbttrscreenname chew it over with Twix :P
HyperShadow89 5 months ago 2
Oh god, that sleazy smile...
Totallyfizzle 7 months ago
[Joker Watching ] : Ah yes a Threesome ? When 3 individuals unite to have a pleasant time and engage each others in sexual combats to prove which one can last the longest? We have dismissed that claim.
gamerdude1246 7 months ago 2
Why is shepard wearing lipstick?
th3d3storoy3r 8 months ago
-...maybe the three of us could...
-in.your.dreams, shepard.
i miss lines like these from me2
spagetti001 8 months ago
I dumped ash when I got tired of her being a racist religous thing. Then sacrafised and watched her die from orbit... Good times.
Wolfstanus 8 months ago
@Wolfstanus Why, dude? With all the drama here, Imagine Ashly and Miranda at eachother's throats in ME3. Or even Jack. It would be like Jerry Springer in space. :D
IneedAbttrscreenname 7 months ago
@IneedAbttrscreenname Thats why Ash is dead... Although Karth 2.0 is bad enough.
Wolfstanus 7 months ago
1:26
PEDO-SMILE !!!
JIAK2 8 months ago
Love the creepy smile when he suggests it.
kfijatass 8 months ago
in your dreams, eh?
inception time!
farkatoon 8 months ago
Mature adults, huh?
LittleGreenChemist 8 months ago
just think being in such situration in reallife. wow that would suck XD
gmodzombieteam 8 months ago
@gmodzombieteam - Yeah, I pick up Asari bitches in the club all the time. They're nothing but a race of bitches...shit. THREESOME TIME. DOWGY STAHL.
ToiletBomberAlpha 8 months ago
God Ashley is a bitch, poor Liara for having to put up with that. Even though I chose Kaidan in my game, at least Liara was civilized.
PurpleLobster101 8 months ago
Your Shepard looks like an Oompa-Loompa.
CMASC1989 9 months ago
Cute smart alien or a religious fanatic/racist/space redneck ? Hmm, decisions...
Babaroga54 9 months ago 47
@Babaroga54 I wouldn't call her a fanatic just because she believes in God, but the other stuff is spot on lol.
brooksdanielgary 8 months ago
@Babaroga54 liara all the way baby !
mesothorium 6 months ago
@Babaroga54 She's not racist, the closest she has been to that, has been to logically explain why their will be no equality amongst other species.
it was a perfectly logical argument, and did not imply that she considered human beings as superior to aliens.
0Maloy1 6 months ago
@Babaroga54 redneck? shes light brown skin lol
mamobster1500 6 months ago
@mamobster1500 Most rednecks have a pretty respectable tan.
XxHarrisongxX 5 months ago
@Babaroga54
religious fanatic/racist/space redneck...but the priiize...
ignorantpom 5 months ago
Shepard you sly dog...
darksteelsoldier 9 months ago
default shepard is the best.
ConsurgoTitanus 9 months ago
Donald trump 2012 lol
itismy1234567890 9 months ago
God ashley is such a bitch I'm glad I left her for dead.
BatterySphere 9 months ago 12
@BatterySphere Ha Ha Its funny you see...because she's still a bitch in ME2, not to mention shes a Alliance whore and even if you romanced her in ME1 and meet up in ME2 she'll always go for Alliance...Talk to the back of my hand upside your head bitch and get on the Ship
Djsp8ey 9 months ago
@BatterySphere The ony reason i kept ash alive was the fact that shes the only other "Tank" character
asylumman123 5 months ago
That bitch killed Wrex!
HipHopKingz95 9 months ago
This happened to me the first time. It's like "Here's your consolation prize!"
Vemiant 9 months ago
"I'm glad you chose me." ? Ashley chose for the both of you....lol.
CF4LIf3 9 months ago
ashley was being a bitch (like usual) so i blew her up and chose liara
CCGamingStudios 9 months ago
Liara: comander, we need to talk...
Shepard's thoughts - aw crap! i knew it would be like this... wait! how would Garrus handle this?
\can it wait for a bit? i'm in the middle of some calibrations./
doctorjurgen 9 months ago 32
If I could make any Mass Effect series threesome happen, I would want it to be femshep, Grunt, and Wrex.
thegameulost 9 months ago
@thegameulost ouch, pretty sure femshep would be crushed to death... worth it though? only she would know
c130ace 9 months ago
@c130ace
heavy risk (in more ways than one), but the priiize.
thegameulost 9 months ago
STOP HOLDING CAMERAS UP TO THE TV PEOPLE!!!! THEY MAKE TERRIBLE VIDEOS!!! IF YOU CAN'T MAKE VIDEOS WITHOUT HOLDING A FUCKING CAMERA UP TO A TELEVISION SCREEN THEN DON'T!! GOD DAMMIT IT'S ANNOYING!!!
xXTb0nE11Xx 9 months ago
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@xXTb0nE11Xx Then why don't YOU go buy an bit of T.V. recording equipment for something as simple as this.
Eddboy229 9 months ago
@xXTb0nE11Xx listen to the guy, people... he's probably one vid away from going on a shooting spree...
caps lock is serious business, he's not playing around...
MooMofo 9 months ago 2
lol love the open mouth blank stare from :02 onward, youve somehow made the most retarded shepard ever, not a small feat
ColeVecsion 9 months ago
@XBOXNIZAM lol just like me i chose to resemble me GINGER! lol ^_^
nraywood 10 months ago
@nraywood ginger... kill it with fire! :D
deaderdeadbpu 9 months ago
Shepard:"why do i have to make a choice,maybe the three of us could... "
Ashley: " in your dreams commander"
Shepard"...ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL"
Ashley: 0_0
maskills24 10 months ago 158
@maskills24 so thats why the illusive man wanted reaper technology...
c130ace 9 months ago
@maskills24 lol
markit39 8 months ago
@maskills24 Wouldn't that officially be considered to be f**king yourself?
hogge87 7 months ago
@maskills24 Shepard: This will hurt you
Both: 0_0
TheLastArchdemon 7 months ago
@maskills24 bhahahahahaha thts funny
skws21 6 months ago
@maskills24
LMAO, I would've said that.
Masterpivot292 6 months ago
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god thing never hooked up with ashely, Asari's forever XD
ad45376 10 months ago
god thing never hooked up with ashely
ad45376 10 months ago
LIARA STOP BLINKING SO DAMN MUCH
HITMANSPIKE007 10 months ago
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im sorry i dont mean to sound racist or anything but your Shepard is the only one ive seen online who's black the rest are a bunch of white dudes and Albino emo's(refering to female shepard with black makeup).
TheCrazyGTV 10 months ago
@TheCrazyGTV - it's not even meant to be 'black'. I'm an Asian and I created one that resembles someone of the my ethnic origin....:)
XBOXNIZAM 10 months ago 53
@XBOXNIZAM - How did you mod in the rice bowl and the calculator?
ToiletBomberAlpha 8 months ago
@XBOXNIZAM shepherd is white you idiot.
MrRyan1011 8 months ago
@XBOXNIZAM so you gave him a really really tiny penis
OvarianBarbarian89 7 months ago
@XBOXNIZAM yeah Asians FTW!!!!!
j13i0nicle 7 months ago
@TheCrazyGTV What's so surprising about that anyway?
TheGameGuy31 10 months ago
@TheCrazyGTV fuck off cunt this is mass effect no niggers allowed in the game
anonymous133711 9 months ago
@TheCrazyGTV how is that racist? all you did was make an observation. now if you said, "why the fuck is your guy black......"
joeratti 9 months ago
@TheCrazyGTV You humans are all racist.
ComrnanderShepard 9 months ago
@TheCrazyGTV Because black people aren't buying this game. They be buying NBA 2000 whatever or GangsterRap.
Who cares if the character is white or black? His sidekick in ME two is black and kicks ass.
Seriously who really thinks a black dude could save the UNIVERSE??
Apparently no one. Ha just kidding but you brought it up.
Even the President isn't black, he's a mix and acts more 'white', and his 'white' family raised him.
Still waiting for a black president.
Make one yourself.
SabreUnit 9 months ago
@SabreUnit i laughed so hard when i read this. Nba 2000, omg hilarious. Im black and i bought this game, but most black kids arent into this kind of game. Actually alot of ppl arent into these types of games, and since theres a low populace of black people playing video games in the first place, the amount that arent fps crazy are incredibly small...
taj561 9 months ago
@taj561 Glad to make a funny. But seriously you're right.
SabreUnit 9 months ago
@taj561 im black too and bought this game
thegreenghost1000 8 months ago
@TheCrazyGTV
It's their taste, can't help with that.
Anyway, I'm an Asian but I like white skin. I mean "white".
daggerls 9 months ago
@TheCrazyGTV uh. play mass effect 2.
ConsurgoTitanus 9 months ago
@TheCrazyGTV You'v not seen Samuel L. Shepard? Google it now.
CaptainApop 8 months ago
@TheCrazyGTV My shepard is black. He's badass too. The only problem is that his voice sounds too pussy for his look.
Plug this into ME2's identity code. 313.wdm.rg8.h1c.gmp.cbb.n1j.2rn.j84.au2.a37.6
RicoLen1 8 months ago
@TheCrazyGTV You didn't look hard enough.
watch?v=FSAUa3QY-kE
I think the reason why you don't see too many black Sheps is because the voice actor's voice doesn't really fit so it feels weird whenever he talks. Incidentally, there are a lot of caucasian looks that the voice is just wrong for. Femshep's voice can work for almost any look tho.
sc0pl355 6 months ago
@sc0pl355 Conclusion: Frenchie male shep.
Fits perfectly all like a glove.
666666MetalHead 6 months ago
oh Ashley you racist Bitch!
Krisshomez 10 months ago
Liara didn't say noooo~...
OnyxLeo 10 months ago
damn it... i will always imagine that threesmoe :P
Andaril2 10 months ago
But you didn't chose her?
kingofmonra 10 months ago
- In your dreams commander
-Oh yeah?, we will see...zzzzzZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz
pomel2 10 months ago 4
I got tired of Ashley's petulant anti-alien crap... Liara and Tali both rule! :P
5ilverhalo 10 months ago
Ash = A Whore and a Bitch
Liara T'Soni = Sexy and Lovely
Tali 'Zorah vas Normandy = The only quarian i cant resist to fuck. (Shes the hottest female in the Mass Effect series) I also hope we will se her in Mass Effect 3, and that we can have our way with her to :D
ProTheHacker 10 months ago
@ProTheHacker Which is why I beat Mass Effect 2 seven times :D
In Mass Effect 3, I'll have different files for doing Ashley, Liara, Tali, Miranda among others :P
rrrRAGEQUIT 10 months ago
@rrrRAGEQUIT True, true. I just hope it will be possible to have our way with the same characters in Mass Effect 3 as in Mass Effect 2.
ProTheHacker 10 months ago
@ProTheHacker Yeah, it kinda bothered me that the characters from ME1 just kinda disappeared... I'm just curious how they'll set up Mass Effect 3 as the only character the is guaranteed to survive ME1 & ME2 is Liara, all others can die... I hope they don't screw it up lol
rrrRAGEQUIT 10 months ago