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  • Liara, with the Big Bang Theory reference!

    "If I am permitted to speak again, Doctor Sheldon Cooper, for the win."

  • Honestly, I don't buy that Liara cares about Shepard. I think she just wants to get laid with him. That's why I chose Ashley. She was more sincere.

  • Liara is the easiest slut in the galaxy haha

  • Liara is a more mature woman .

    makes sens if she wants a three some and doesn't have a clue yet of what sex with more individuals combined really is.

  • Ashley's stupid. I never... NOT ONCE chose her.

    Reason one? She's a racist bitch.

    Two? Kaidan is Carth Onasi. Duh! CARTH FTW!!!!!

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  • @mamobster1500 You're right. She's a xenophobe. Ashley claims to believe in "God", the creator of all the creatures in the universe, by that thought - so she should respect every species, not just humanity. Because of her grandfather, she should be hostile toward Garrus the most, but she isn't - she's hostile toward Liara, just because Liara poses the most "female of a threat" in regards to male Shepard. Ashley is a trope on Christian hypocrisy and female bitchiness.

  • @xmikeyxlikesitx I didnt even reply to you lol. I like how you felt the need to write those paragraphs. You just made yourself sounds stupid anyway. Ashley's religon is never specified. She just believes in god. Again with the xenophobic crap. Sometimes I wonder if people actually took the time to talk to her or if they're just saying that because most people believe that. I'm guessing she was rude to liara out of jealousy. You know.. like most humans do when they get jealous.

  • @mamobster1500 Firstly, when someone states they "believe in God", no one is going to say, "OF COURSE! SHE'S A MUSLIM!" - it's specifically Christianity - not Paganism, not Islam, not Hinduism. She's xenophobic, not xenocidal. Xenophobia is "the fear and distrust of other species." Xenocidism would describe Cerberus - killing other species without remorse. "Racism" in etymologic form, applies to "races", not "species", but people use it improperly.

  • @xmikeyxlikesitx And justifying Ashley as simply being a jealous human doesn't make sense if Shepard's a female, Ashley snaps, "Who put you in charge? Did the commander resign when I wasn't looking?" to Liara, regardless. So unless you're going to argue that Ashley is a bisexual fiend, then jealousy doesn't apply, even if you try to argue the original bisexual romance options.

  • @xmikeyxlikesitx I heard this all before, If you're looking for a debate go somewhere else. I don't need to explain anything else to you. I wasn't even talking to you from the start. And I like how you ignored some of the other points I made.

  • @xmikeyxlikesitx If she was xenophobic, she wouldnt have volunteered to help those salarians on virmire. She expresses distrust but continues to work with the crew and follow orders. She hates Cerberus and terra firma.. You know the REAL pro human xenophobes. She admired the destiny ascension and citadel when first arriving there. Did i mention you could also talk her into being more trusting? Also, even BIOWARE Writers have stated shes not racist.. Her lines are actualy explained.

  • @mamobster1500 Liara was never once rude toward Ashley, never condescending, yet Ashley makes it a point to be rude as fuck toward Liara. Ashley is a xenophobic Christian hypocritical bitch. The BioWare staff did an excellent job at creating a hateable character, but she is just an amalgam of digital bits with a voice like Mila Kunis.

  • @xmikeyxlikesitx I've been thinking Mila Kunis would be perfect to play Ashley in the mass effect movie.

  • "Raaaaarr!"

  • this was obviousley a lie but you can make kaidan and ashely both survive in me1 by skipping virmire i know of someone who did it they even have a video on youtube where nazara attacks the citadel and you have to save the the station and in his squad were kaidan and ashely. lolz weird yes. but the downside is that in me2 it freezes up when you first meet the collectors head on at the reunion lol it cant load both of them

  • How do get this scene? And when does it happen? after a certain mission??

  • Classy move Shepard

  • And this is why, even in ME3, NOBODY is going to choose Ashley as a love interest. 

  • well...that went well (not)

  • Shepard should have said: STFU both I'm waiting for Tali

  • i did tht and i felt soo bad so i replayed 1 hour of the game to redo tht action :P

  • @SFXKID210 I replayed the game so much when I didn't like what happened after my actions.

  • Is this ME1? Looks a bit like ME2, because of graphics..

  • @DeathKnight52 potato bateries ;]

  • So you recorded this with...a potato? 

  • thats a horrible looking Shepard ... XD

  • Shepard: "Lets handle this like adults"

    Ashley: "This is stupid"

  • Ash is like the dummest biach ever. Beliving god in the universe of mass effect.. That's just fucking stupid.

  • i smell threesome! =)

  • That lip coming from Ashley? I would have told her to f**k off!

  • Liara would totally kick Ashley's ass in a cat fight, biotic powers over a soldier anyday.

  • Your Shepard looks like a sentient orange that has been severely burned.

  • Mr. Potato Head Shepard is a pimp!

  • A relationship with both Ashley and Liara, with both of them bitching at each other? Heavy risk, but the priiize...

  • Easily Ash over Liara

  • Was this recorded with a fork.

  • All the ladies love Baked Potato Shepard

  • @bluemoonshine20

    I can't stop laughing XD You sir are a genius.

  • @bluemoonshine20 thanks, made my day xD

  • @bluemoonshine20 He looks more like a baked bean

  • When I had to chose between ashley and kaiden on virmire I was all like "Such a tough choice!!"

    Kaiden "Why are you saving me?"

    Shepard: "Cause you're not a complete racist/religious bitch"

    Kaiden "Well other than what is obvious...."

  • choose both asheley and liara, huge risk....but the priiiiize!!!!

  • Goddamn you Ashley for being the bitch you are. In Mass Effect 3 you're gonna die If I have the choice no question.

  • Looks like tiger woods. XD

  • The one with the cool Shadow Broker DLC

    Or the one with a mediocre cameo... hmmm...

  • Clean your gear.....right Ash..riiiight

  • i wanted to ask something since i'm so curious and all but i rlly dont know anything about mass effect 1 or 2 im so sorry if this is a dumb and stupid question but i have no idea!!, how do you actually import a save from mass effect 1 if its for xbox360 or pc only if you got mass effect 2 PS3, i mean how does the game (mass effect 2 for ps3) know that you had a romance with somebody if you cant import a save or can you ? can you even have an old romance with someone if you play it on the PS3??

  • @tasken5 there is no mass effect (1) for ps3. u start off with mass effect 2 (ps3) which has a 15-min comic narrative story of the important events in part 1. along the way, you can decide on some events, and these form the basis of your background in mass effect 2.

  • @MrNeeZum ow okay i get it thank you so much for reply!!

  • I hate ashley.

    Why?

    Jesusfreak.

    Wrex-Killer

    Liara hater

    I don't like liara that much--too dull. Tali remains my favorite. But I certainly like liara more than ashley! I left her to die in that nuke muahahahaha.

  • As much as Ashley bugs me in ME2, and as nice as Liara is in ME1, in the end I went with the human. That way, the union was at least physical instead of a cosmic mind rape.

    As Commander Shepard is the master of the One Night Stand, his relationship with Ashley terminated as soon as they reached Ilos. Now that I'm playing ME2, I am sooooooo ditching Ashley for Miranda. I don't care that Ashley will bitch some more in ME3; she'll just get benched. And she can make me sandwiches while she's there.

  • closet chace to a three some in whole seres

  • Ashley is a racist bitch. End of argument.

  • @destrierofdark thats why i left her to die in the nuke :D

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  • @mesothorium I didn't. 'Cause i wanted her as a squafmate in Mass Effect 3. (Commented on wrong account.)

  • Let's see... between the two of them it looks like I have two choices:

    Liara - Crazy Alien Bitch whose mother tried to kill me

    Ashley - Bitch who thinks I'm gonna choose her over Kaiden in the last mission

  • @CamperCarl00 Liara isnt a bitch. Scheißkopf

  • Aleins are ftw!!!! I prefered liara in part 1 and tali all the way in part 2. Probably gonna stick with tali in part 3. =)

  • "I have to go clean my gun" = "I have to go see the Dr. and make sure you didn't give me any STD's."

  • That Shepard has lipstick

  • i rmbr hitting that option thinking all three of us could just be friends.... BUT THAT WASNT THE CASE >:(

  • OK I saved the GD galaxy TWICE, negotiated alliances with several races so why is it I cant negotiate a GD threesome!!!

  • "more...PRIVATE...conversation ;) "  TEEHEE

  • wow...136 likes, Awesome!!!

  • im commander shepard and this is my favourite threesome on the citadel

  • "This is stupid!"

    "...Yeah, that's mature..."

  • You chose that ugly alien against Mia Kunis? You must be gay.

  • @duncan7599 mila kunis? ashley looks like a smelly lesbian and acts like one. Liara is fucking beautiful. Now if ashley ACTUALLY looked like mila kunis then i might reconsider. And why gay? Liara has female anatomy

  • @MasterXelcas You know Ashley Williams is voiced by Actress Mila Kunis. She does many voice overs in many video games. So naturally how could I reject Ashley Williams. Plus you and I have different tasts in women because Ashley Williams is quit beautiful and she does look a little like Mila Kunis and you rather choose some green alien that acts like goody too shoes.

  • @duncan7599 Liara isnt such a goody two shoes in ME2, and ashley is most certainly not voiced by mila kunis nor does she look like her. Kimberly Brooks is the voice of ashley and she is not that great lookin. Liaras face is also based on Jillian Murray who is fuckin beautiful. And Ashleys face model isnt even known. Again, If ashley looked like Mila, Id definitely want her, but again... she just looks like a smelly lesbian

  • should have gone with the threesome Ash... I wouldn't have nuked your ass if you did

  • Ashley would sooner drown herself than accept someone of a different species into her comfort zone.

  • I swear when this began I exspected Shepard to start singing Chocolete RAIN!

  • in ur dreams commmander- DAAAMMNIIITTT! XD is it really so much to ask that the game for once be unrealistic and give u both? XD

  • If you have to plead to be able to resolve things as "mature adults" I highly doubt there's any maturity present.

    LOL this scene just felt so out of place. Feel like it belongs on a Jerry Springer episode.

  • choosing both ash and liara at the same time, heavy risk... but the PRIIZE

  • 1:30 EPIC FACE!

  • Wow I used Mass Effect: Genesis to make my ME1 decisions so I saved Ash without playing ME1, I made a bad mistake she sux. But I did say fuck u to both her and liara wasnt gonna have aa LI wit either of them, ME2 girls all the way!

  • I have the gretest shepard EVA =3

  • In Ashley's Opinion:

    Ashley > Liara

    In Liara's opinion:

    Liara = Ashley

    IMO:

    Alliance Marine + Disrespectful Narcissistic Bitch = Ashley

    Alliance Marine + Like-Minded Brother in Arms = Kaidan

    (Kaidan+Ashley) / Virmire = Easy Decision

  • @darthgueedo Shit, it's not often that that I find this level of fine ass logic on youtube.

    Now I regret not to have chosen Kaiden on Virmire. And now I have to live with the consequences in ME3.

    Well, at least Ashley is going to have another look. So, if she even changes her view on non-human spiecies - which is highly probably, considering the circumstance of ME3's main story - I might even reconsider my regret.

    But nonetheless, my next ME trilogy playthrough features Kaiden!

  • @mithrandir1988 yeah ashly sucks balss....bores you to death with shitty poetry and her religious crap...ill just take liara thx...and leave ashley for dead

  • @MadMAn12gauge hehehe

  • @darthgueedo lolwut

    

  • I love how Liara didn't object to the threesome! lololol

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  • isn't there a option of : ASH FUCK OFF!

  • your shepard looks like a dick head LITTERALY

  • @KKushedUP why do you think hes Cheating PS LUL THIS IS AWKWARD

  • Liara: Shepard I suggest we find a resolution to this problem...

    Shepard: Uhhh....... '-_-

    *Need a moment?*

  • @IneedAbttrscreenname chew it over with Twix :P

  • Oh god, that sleazy smile...

  • [Joker Watching ] : Ah yes a Threesome ? When 3 individuals unite to have a pleasant time and engage each others in sexual combats to prove which one can last the longest? We have dismissed that claim.

  • Why is shepard wearing lipstick?

  • -...maybe the three of us could...

    -in.your.dreams, shepard.

    i miss lines like these from me2

  • I dumped ash when I got tired of her being a racist religous thing. Then sacrafised and watched her die from orbit... Good times.

  • @Wolfstanus Why, dude? With all the drama here, Imagine Ashly and Miranda at eachother's throats in ME3. Or even Jack. It would be like Jerry Springer in space. :D

  • @IneedAbttrscreenname Thats why Ash is dead... Although Karth 2.0 is bad enough.

  • 1:26

    PEDO-SMILE !!!

  • Love the creepy smile when he suggests it.

  • in your dreams, eh?

    inception time!

  • Mature adults, huh?

  • just think being in such situration in reallife. wow that would suck XD

  • @gmodzombieteam - Yeah, I pick up Asari bitches in the club all the time. They're nothing but a race of bitches...shit. THREESOME TIME. DOWGY STAHL.

  • God Ashley is a bitch, poor Liara for having to put up with that. Even though I chose Kaidan in my game, at least Liara was civilized.

  • Your Shepard looks like an Oompa-Loompa.

  • Cute smart alien or a religious fanatic/racist/space redneck ? Hmm, decisions...

  • @Babaroga54 I wouldn't call her a fanatic just because she believes in God, but the other stuff is spot on lol.

  • @Babaroga54 liara all the way baby !

  • @Babaroga54 She's not racist, the closest she has been to that, has been to logically explain why their will be no equality amongst other species.

    it was a perfectly logical argument, and did not imply that she considered human beings as superior to aliens.

  • @Babaroga54 redneck? shes light brown skin lol

  • @mamobster1500 Most rednecks have a pretty respectable tan.

  • @Babaroga54

    religious fanatic/racist/space redneck...but the priiize...

  • Shepard you sly dog...

  • default shepard is the best.

  • Donald trump 2012 lol

  • God ashley is such a bitch I'm glad I left her for dead.

  • @BatterySphere Ha Ha Its funny you see...because she's still a bitch in ME2, not to mention shes a Alliance whore and even if you romanced her in ME1 and meet up in ME2 she'll always go for Alliance...Talk to the back of my hand upside your head bitch and get on the Ship

  • @BatterySphere The ony reason i kept ash alive was the fact that shes the only other "Tank" character

  • That bitch killed Wrex!

  • This happened to me the first time. It's like "Here's your consolation prize!"

  • "I'm glad you chose me." ? Ashley chose for the both of you....lol.

  • ashley was being a bitch (like usual) so i blew her up and chose liara

  • Liara: comander, we need to talk...

    Shepard's thoughts - aw crap! i knew it would be like this... wait! how would Garrus handle this?

    \can it wait for a bit? i'm in the middle of some calibrations./

  • If I could make any Mass Effect series threesome happen, I would want it to be femshep, Grunt, and Wrex.

  • @thegameulost ouch, pretty sure femshep would be crushed to death... worth it though? only she would know

  • @c130ace

    heavy risk (in more ways than one), but the priiize.

  • STOP HOLDING CAMERAS UP TO THE TV PEOPLE!!!! THEY MAKE TERRIBLE VIDEOS!!! IF YOU CAN'T MAKE VIDEOS WITHOUT HOLDING A FUCKING CAMERA UP TO A TELEVISION SCREEN THEN DON'T!! GOD DAMMIT IT'S ANNOYING!!!

  • @xXTb0nE11Xx listen to the guy, people... he's probably one vid away from going on a shooting spree...

    caps lock is serious business, he's not playing around...

  • lol love the open mouth blank stare from :02 onward, youve somehow made the most retarded shepard ever, not a small feat

  • @XBOXNIZAM lol just like me i chose to resemble me GINGER! lol ^_^

  • @nraywood ginger... kill it with fire! :D

  • Shepard:"why do i have to make a choice,maybe the three of us could... "

    Ashley: " in your dreams commander"

    Shepard"...ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL"

    Ashley: 0_0

  • @maskills24 so thats why the illusive man wanted reaper technology...

  • @maskills24 lol

  • @maskills24 Wouldn't that officially be considered to be f**king yourself?

  • @maskills24 Shepard: This will hurt you

    Both: 0_0

  • @maskills24 bhahahahahaha thts funny

  • @maskills24

    LMAO, I would've said that.

  • god thing never hooked up with ashely

  • LIARA STOP BLINKING SO DAMN MUCH

  • @TheCrazyGTV - it's not even meant to be 'black'. I'm an Asian and I created one that resembles someone of the my ethnic origin....:)

  • @XBOXNIZAM - How did you mod in the rice bowl and the calculator?

  • @XBOXNIZAM shepherd is white you idiot.

  • @XBOXNIZAM so you gave him a really really tiny penis

  • @XBOXNIZAM yeah Asians FTW!!!!!

  • @TheCrazyGTV What's so surprising about that anyway?

  • @TheCrazyGTV fuck off cunt this is mass effect no niggers allowed in the game

  • @TheCrazyGTV how is that racist? all you did was make an observation. now if you said, "why the fuck is your guy black......"

  • @TheCrazyGTV You humans are all racist.

  • @TheCrazyGTV Because black people aren't buying this game.  They be buying NBA 2000 whatever or GangsterRap.

    Who cares if the character is white or black? His sidekick in ME two is black and kicks ass.

    Seriously who really thinks a black dude could save the UNIVERSE??

    Apparently no one. Ha just kidding but you brought it up.

    Even the President isn't black, he's a mix and acts more 'white', and his 'white' family raised him.

    Still waiting for a black president.

    Make one yourself.

  • @SabreUnit i laughed so hard when i read this. Nba 2000, omg hilarious. Im black and i bought this game, but most black kids arent into this kind of game. Actually alot of ppl arent into these types of games, and since theres a low populace of black people playing video games in the first place, the amount that arent fps crazy are incredibly small...

  • @taj561 Glad to make a funny. But seriously you're right.

  • @taj561 im black too and bought this game

  • @TheCrazyGTV

    It's their taste, can't help with that.

    Anyway, I'm an Asian but I like white skin. I mean "white".

  • @TheCrazyGTV uh. play mass effect 2.

  • @TheCrazyGTV You'v not seen Samuel L. Shepard? Google it now.

  • @TheCrazyGTV My shepard is black. He's badass too. The only problem is that his voice sounds too pussy for his look.

    Plug this into ME2's identity code. 313.wdm.rg8.h1c.gmp.cbb.n1j.2r­n.j84.au2.a37.6

  • @TheCrazyGTV You didn't look hard enough.

    watch?v=FSAUa3QY-kE

    I think the reason why you don't see too many black Sheps is because the voice actor's voice doesn't really fit so it feels weird whenever he talks. Incidentally, there are a lot of caucasian looks that the voice is just wrong for. Femshep's voice can work for almost any look tho.

  • @sc0pl355 Conclusion: Frenchie male shep.

    Fits perfectly all like a glove.

  • oh Ashley you racist Bitch!

  • Liara didn't say noooo~...

  • damn it... i will always imagine that threesmoe :P

    

  • But you didn't chose her?

  • - In your dreams commander

    -Oh yeah?, we will see...zzzzzZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz­ZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz

  • I got tired of Ashley's petulant anti-alien crap... Liara and Tali both rule! :P

  • Ash = A Whore and a Bitch

    Liara T'Soni = Sexy and Lovely

    Tali 'Zorah vas Normandy = The only quarian i cant resist to fuck. (Shes the hottest female in the Mass Effect series) I also hope we will se her in Mass Effect 3, and that we can have our way with her to :D

  • @ProTheHacker Which is why I beat Mass Effect 2 seven times :D

    In Mass Effect 3, I'll have different files for doing Ashley, Liara, Tali, Miranda among others :P

  • @rrrRAGEQUIT True, true. I just hope it will be possible to have our way with the same characters in Mass Effect 3 as in Mass Effect 2.

  • @ProTheHacker Yeah, it kinda bothered me that the characters from ME1 just kinda disappeared... I'm just curious how they'll set up Mass Effect 3 as the only character the is guaranteed to survive ME1 & ME2 is Liara, all others can die... I hope they don't screw it up lol