Chewin the fat.

[redheadedgolem]

Do they ever show an NYPD cop in Glasgow?

[THE4thTARDIS]

@giguchan if u like this u should watch still game and rab c nesbitt

[TheTbone199]

"hud the broon sauce" haha

[weeross13]

i am so happy to live in scotland

[unrealeck]

No one noticed jimmy gibson is actually Max Payne from the front cover of the video game box?

[pmacca6788]

Yip noticed that 2.

[funkyassholes]

eww, this aint funny

[VolkanDemirelNo1]

blood and mozarella everywhere, ye know?

[jherikurl]

Stealing the FREE coffee at the end was priceless.

[ClickHere247]

You don't need police! All you need is THE BIG MAN!

[donkykong011]

right you.. thats enough of your pish.. on your way ! whats that sunshine ? i know who you are jimmy gibson 44 scarroway street. a know your mother . lmao

[Femmenition]

"Winston" can't do an American accent.

[jherikurl]

@Femmenition : It does sound "American". But not a NY accent that is for sure. Sounds like he had a mixture of a Boston accent and Southern accent.

[gulldogg]

Prick - & English too.

[colsh1690]

still game is as good, you got to watch the new year ones on youtube

[vipersnake2895]

Max Payne cutout FTW

[TheMikeyReilly]

I'll have a roll and square sausage, haud the broon sause.

[windchimex]

aw love ma culture!

[skinnyanthology]

hahaha fuckin superb

[treborillusion]

So wait... He talks different, so he's the comic the relief?

... Okay?

[itsazy]

SHUT IT FANNY BAWS

[reecenolan]

right you thats enough ae yir pish on yer way i know you jimmy gibson 44 scattaway street i know yer mother lol

[UrFavWorstNightmare]

''right u thats enough of ur pish, a know who u are...a know ur mother'' :L fuckin brillliant :L

[cammymcghee]

lol fukin class skelps um wii iz pizza box blood n motzarel ivry were hahahahaha pure class

[SCOTTiSHSN1P3R]

rattles him in the back of the napper lol

[TheSkelf]

A roll oan square sausage, haud the broon sauce... lol

[FlashbackBlues]

Absolute quality haha Dont know what that diddies talkin about below me mind you.

[moewishaw]

wot the fuk r you talking about

[apppleofeye]

I wish this show would be shown here in the US, I like to watch allot of the shows from the American BBC channel but this never shows up anywhere.These folks have a good understanding between North America and Scotland that is very easy to appreciate .Somebody if you can ,get this show on American airwaves

[4lfclover66]

That's because they keep sending us that "Are You Being " and "keeping Up Appearances" crap. BBC America caters to 60 year old ex-pats. That's why British TV seems so horrible from our perspective.

[ditdatdot]

@4lfclover66

then watch scottish TV. were not british. like this sketch is from a scottish programme chewin the fat which the english dont broadcast

[1slyf0x]

i know ure mother

[funnyman1888]

Lol Scotland isn't really a dangerous place, most of the crime comes from poor areas in Glasgow the rest is fine and there's beautiful places.

[DazzyCraggus]

glasgow is the stabbing capital of europe fuck living there i live in scotland and that area is brutal i think

[DazzyCraggus]

yeah and that aint even a strong accent that shud be easy to understand

[whiskylover1973]

I'd kill for a roll n' square sausage btw..LOL Ye cannae get the bloody things in California (but then again ye cannae get a decent sausage south o' Scotch Corner!)

shakaama, ye live in America, yer gang problem is out of control - your drug problem makes ours look like some Sunday school kids got caught with contraband Aspirin. Scotland is way safer than a lot of the places in the US! You've got nothing to worry about mate.

[Devebabi07]

hilariouss.....lol al have a roll n square slice haha

[alabam5]

My favourite bit is the chocolate snowball. I haven't seen one of those in years.

[skafodown]

on yer way.......ahaaaa haaa fukin magic

[reelhausmuzik]

Roll 'n' square sausage, haud the broon sauce.

[hiphophuny84]

LMFAO - Right you that's enough o yer pish on yer way ............ I know your mother

[treborking1]

scotland woop woop

[SomeRandom1244]

lol max payne appears

[mmmmathe]

Ford and Greg, funnist fuckers alive.

[Hammerbrand]

Crissgran stop covering your english arse, London (the shithole of the Uk) is a million times worse than glasgow .

[HighlandFilm]

lol feckin brilliant! Scotland forever!

[elektra72]

@crissgran: Are you a Sassenach? Gu Alba!!!!

[cherzo]

london has the highest murder rate not glasgow, stop with your anti-scottish lies crissgran

[paulscotti]

I'm scottish and crissgran is telling the truth, glasgow has got the highest murder rate in western europe not just britain!!!

if you don't believe it then check the internet, it's a fact.

[crissgran]

It's not anti-scottish ya dobber, i'm from Hamilton, merely stating the facts that were in the daily record, so read you're papers before you start shit, Glasgow was the highest in Europe, do you not know much about Easterhouse? Toryglen etc cos quite a bit of mine, and my mates family come from there and London has nothing on them.

[ljohnf]

I live in easterhouse the fact that glasgow has the highest murder rate isnt a surprise

[shakaama]

so i'm black but my ancestry is McDowell which i've tracked down to be scottish. i've always wanted to go to scotland to uh... see my family.

you think it would be a bad idea? i'm a bit of a ... rich kid type if you know what i mean. I wouldn't put myself in harms way if possible.

[RearAccessDenied]

You're fucking kidding aye?

You're a rich kid and you'd think that'd get you hurt in Scotland.. I seriously hope you're fucking joking. Were not a 3rd world country... Oh and for the Record, I know a lot of McDowalls that are loaded.. :\

[shakaama]

tell them their dark cousin is coming. and please have polo sheets and covers, with cologne sprayed throughout the room. Oh and i'll have strawberry jam, cereal with warm milk for breakfast. None of that chips and fish you people eat :(

[FG11ST12]

aye well we us scottish arent quite the type to spay cologne throughout the room, but yeah you need to have fish and chips man! YE CANNAE NO HAVE FISH N CHIPS!

[xanderthevampire]

aye and dinnae forget tae git yersel a haggis supper. a lot better than that pish americans eat. healthier too.

[FraserTheMentalist]

We're not the bunch of savages depicted in the oh-so-historically-accurate braveheart. Are you sure you're directly related to McDowell? If you're a black american I would imagine McDowell to be the the name of the plantation owner. Unless i'm missing something.

[shakaama]

majorly. no slavery in my family background at all. it was by marriage :) and well ... kids. or should i explain further?

[joeyboi87]

what a loada fekin pish bout the lad firing a gun in the middle a glasgow...am fe glasgow maself and have always lived there and av never come across av never come across any shite

[TonyArthurno1]

It's meant to be in America ya dobber

[hairycoo56]

right you, thats enough o yer pish, on yer way..whits that sunshine ?..ah know who you are Jimmy Gibson 44 Scaraway Street..ah know your Mother

:D :D

[Lynsey38025]

LOL, "i'll take a roll & square sausage" LMAO!!!

[tadgerno1]

haud the broon sauce and the bit with the chocolate snowball,funny stuff,as an exiled scotsman in sydney,australia it's great to hear scottish humour.

[Bhoy7]

LMAO!!!

[crissgran]

Its strange really since Glasgow as a city has the highest murder and crime rate in Europe, official stats, so maybe the guy talking bout Liverpool and London should read his crime statistics first;)

[petrovsprincess]

I agree with you, There was a cunt outside my work the other shooting a gun, right in the middle of glasgow, Its disturbing lol

[Happy0]

"I know your mother." 'Tis very true. :P :D.

[bugstrut]

This should've just been called 'Scotland - U.S.A Officer Swap', as some parts of England are just as violent as America. Go to places like London and Liverpool, and you often see the police carrying guns.

[RachaelR87]

haha I'm Scottish, but I'm living in the US at the moment, this is so funny and weirdly true!

[sparkmeister]

al take a roll n square sausage hod the broon sauce cup a tea milk two sugars n a chocolate snowball lol proud tae be scottish

[DONCORLEONEROCKS]

lmao , AWESOME , I LOVE THE SCOTTISH

[dan5090]

i love chewin the fat =]