you forgot the third wheel creating a perfect triangle. Robots. Ninjas beat pirates. Pirates beat robots. Robots beat ninjas. its a never ending battle.
There is one fatal flaw in the opinion that ninjas would win in a fight. You said that a GROUP of ninjas would win against a group of pirates. The inverse law of ninja states that the more ninjas there are, the more likely they'll get killed really fast. But if it's only one ninja, he can take out a huge group of pirates easily.
yes exactly right that is just how this works pirstes are way more awesome then ninjas not to say that injas arent awesome but pirates actuall have a god time and loads of fun but ninjas would kick their ass in a fight
Have you ever heard of ninjanaries? If you don't think ninjas have a good time, than obviously not...But pirates are quite awesome, I will admit. And heck yeah, ninjas would win in a fight!! How is that even a question??
I disagree, Dan. Ninjas are both awesome, and could whoop a pirates butt in a fight. The ability to be super swift, stealthy, and deadly is awesome in and of itself!!! Pirates could not sneak up on ninjas if they f*cking tried!!!
stereotypical ninja and pirate defined by the media or defined by history?
From what I recall from "The Deadliest Warrior":
Contrary to popular belief, Historical ninjas were just peasants that used guerrilla war tactics to attack samurai and war shoguns they opposed because their masters/leaders oppressed them. Historical pirates, (there are different ages of pirates, but I'll refer to the British ones) were once naval officers that lost their jobs once the American Independence war was over
@jrk987 so technically ninjas were inexperienced poor people and pirates were experienced sailors that lost their jobs and weren't getting paid
The fight also depends on the setting, day (ninja has no cover) or night (Pirate can't see), in a forest (plenty of hiding spots) or the beach (no places to hide)?
Weapons or no weapons?
Death match in a caged ring?
So many possibilities lol
Neither would win in a fight because they would never meet, live in different centuries
@jrk987 Which is more awesome? They lived dangerous lifestyles. There was a significant risk of death in each occupation. If I were a ninja, I'd be poor and nothing would really be achieved if I killed a samurai or a shogun. I'd still be poor. Pirates on the other hand, would board vessels, usually kill the passengers by making them walk the plank and explore the seas. But they were always wanted, so that's pretty high risk too.
Most pirates were defected navy soldiers, not average everyday thieves, so they know how to fight. And most pirates carried more than one flintlock pistol. And i dont care how fast people think ninjas were, theres no way anyone can out run a bullet, oh, and pirates had to be sneaky as well, so stealth evens out. Pirates would win.
But i see where you're coming from. I guess im just a hater thats gonna hate. Keep up the videos Dan.
Well , first of all , even if they know how to fight , ninjas would probably kick their ass with sword and their knife throwing skill or whatever . Well , it's true ninja couldn't dodge bullet . Well , pirates are sneaky , but ninjas are as well , and both could get each other at sneaking probably . I mean I think the ninjas would win , with their acrobatic kung fu martial art sword stealth skill , but I would still be rooting for the pirate .
i completely agree with you :) ninjas unfortunately would win in a fight.. but a pirate is so awesome.. and constantly drunk.. that he/she would probably die laughing :)
What about ninja-pirates!? huh!? Juuuuust kidding........but seriosly......ninja-pirates r the best even if they are different from a pirate or ninja...............oh, and you've got to consider the different types of P.O.V.'s on ninjas and pirates.......'cause many people have a different view on what and how a ninja or pirate looks and acts like.......just a thought.......^_^
I think that the awesomeness debate has to do with your own particular idea of what awesome is, I think ninjas are cooler then pirates because I think what they do is cooler but someone else, Dan brown for example thinks that pirates are cooler. It's like trying to fight over whether Xbox360 or Playstation 3 is more awesome or if PC or Mac is more awesome, it's all opinion based.
Minor flaw to your typical pirate statement. Pirates work hard on maintaining ships through cleaning, simply sailing properly, and keeping the ship stable through wicked sea storms. I'm quite sure that is far from lazy and takes a lot of hard work. Just saying
NO ninjas are completely freakin awesome! They are very much awesommerr than any pirate!! Pirates are retarded! They have bad teeth, eat stale bread that contains wormy-worms and they usually only have one leg! Ninjas on the other hand,, are clean, stealthy, agile, and freeeeaaaakkkkkiinnnn incredible. You don't know what you are saying!!!
You just used my state in your song at the end i just caught that lol, anyway yes i agree that Ninja's far surpass any pirates. And yeah pirates can party hard, but ninjas can kill for days on end, cmon pirates have to deal with hangovers. DO ninja's get hangovers from killing and training? NO!
Ninjas would totally win. Iv been to an actual Ninja place called Iga in Japan where real Ninjas used to exist and they are incredible. Trained in the most difficult skills imagined. And superior techniques for its time. Pirates are just dishonorable thieves most likely untrained in the extreme skills acquired in a life of a true ninja
NINJA'S ARE THE BEST AT EVERY THING!!! THEY CAN FLY!!!!!! SERIOUSNESS! THEY HAVE A!W!E!S!O!M!E! FLYING CONTRAPTIONS!!! they hide swords in brooms. the true ninja was incredibly resourceful and adaptable. they are masters with shruiken and could whip a pirates buttocks at darts! pirates would rather stabb ur eye with a dart than throw it at a chunk of wood !!!
Pirates would beat ninjas. Sure, ninjas could probably kill you before you had the chance to give them buns, but still. Pirates are the holy people blessed by The Flying Spaghetti Monster himself, so the ninjas wouldn't stand a chance. And yes. Pirates are the most awesome.
Dan, you are forgetting the good reason for Pirates winning against Ninjas. Would ninjas storm the boat and just attack? of course not! they would go undercover and become a pirate to take them down from the inside. now, what would happen is that the ninja would be forced by acting as a pirate, to get drunk off of rum. when he is drunk, 1 of 3 things will happen. He will either forget he's a ninja and become a pirate, tell them of the plan, or die from alcohol poisoning/walk off of the boat.
lol pirates fight constantly they develop skill the more they fight plus they have bombs and guns and canons and daggers they clearly have more weapons and have more expirience fighting in the open unlike ninjas a normal ninja is trained to be stealthy but pirates fight in the open if u shoot a ninja in the head of course hes gonna die and if u blow up the hole room with a bomb of course the ninjas gonna die and pirates are also very skilled so if the ninja tries to get the pirate headon he dies
Ninjas back in the day weren't that stealthy, had VERY dull swords and were not that skilled as swordsman. Pirates on the other hand, were skilled swordsmen and fairly stealthy. They weren't drunken peg legged retards as you say, and also had more powerful guns then what you described. And ninjas were not about training and bettering themselves, they were ninjas because it was that or die for sure. And let's be honest. Have you downloaded anything illegally? YOU ARE A PIRATE.
@evenisrare Then pirates WOULD be able to just shoot the ninjas and kill them. That's how it happens in movies. Either way, pirates would win no doubt.
@LesterDragon Hm you are right. because if he actually takes the stereotypical pirate and their non stereotypical guns, he simply fails the challenge. you make a great point. kudos to you
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@SuperShyguy621 hate both rather watch one peice still creepy but im pretty sure naurto has a bigger fan base at least where im from correct me if im wrong
Pirates would win, its a no-brainer. But it all depends on the terrain, on a ship, Pirates would win. If it was in a thick bamboo forest ninjas would win.
heres how I see it. Ninjas are way to awesome at fighting and too stealthy for the pirates to win in a fight (excluding in scribblenauts apparently) but the "whos the more awesome debate is opinion". Ninjas, to me, are freaking awesome. running on walls, assassinating people before they even know whats happening, meditating, Shurikens, katanas. they're just awesome. Yeah pirates SAIL THE SEVEN SEAS DOING WHATEVER but I just think ninjas are better. that half of the debate is 100% opinion
ninja still better in ANY WAY even in living.. drinking beer and dont washing yourself like a pirate will not help you in life XD I would appreciate to live like a ninja or samurai, with discipline, training and Zen village ^^
i agree with you dan. cuz its been soooo hard for me to like pick a side... but i have to say your argument is the best one ive seen. I really do love both ninjas and pirates and after seeing this video i must agree with you. they are both really cool at what they do and yeah....ur awesom dan!
If you think pirates are so awesome, you're not really considering what they did. You're saying it yourself, they have FUN wooyaah. But do consider pirates only have fun at the costs of others. And you being the friendly world loving person that you are, shouldn't be at the pirates side. The ninja's are far more awesome becouse they are soldiers. Not shenanigans like the pirates. The ninja's fight for their country and their honor, they show respect. Pirates on the other hand, have no respect.
pirates!!!! ninjas were only in a tiny area of the world and were only there for a very VERY short time compared to pirates who were global...if ninjas are so awsome my lil prepubescent friends then why did they not survive the ages?
@benihime45 Going off of Dan's reasoning. Modern Ninja academies actually do exist in this day and age, on top of that their tactics are also employed by certain government agencies, and other countries military force. (Depending on where you look)
Oh and besides, if you really want to get deeply into this, Vikings are more or less, northern pirates, and Vikings where some of the most brutal warriors in all of history.
Sure the ninjas would win in hand to hand combat, as for who is more awesome, i mean come on! ninja walk around in freaking pajamas, and besides what fun is there in trying to hide who you are and what you do all the time when you could just kick back and relax.
exactly how i feel....you make a good point i love ninjas but yea i would love to have a good time not be disiplined to the point of me having no soul no more...good vid
you forgot the third wheel creating a perfect triangle. Robots. Ninjas beat pirates. Pirates beat robots. Robots beat ninjas. its a never ending battle.
0nlyTheVeryBest 2 days ago
Question 1 Jedi > ninjas > cowboys > pirates > random people
Question 2 Jedi > ninjas >pirates > cowboys > random people
Agree? disagree?
chipiy172 3 days ago
The One Piece pirates would kick any nanja's asses any way
TheQueenoffish20 3 days ago
@andreasfr1
mermaidsrsocool12 2 months ago
what about ninja pirates?
katebugster 2 months ago
Most pirate guns were .75 caliber or .50 caliber, plus the .38 cal buckshot and grenades. In formation they brought an end to swords and stuff.
MrBsct 4 months ago
There is one fatal flaw in the opinion that ninjas would win in a fight. You said that a GROUP of ninjas would win against a group of pirates. The inverse law of ninja states that the more ninjas there are, the more likely they'll get killed really fast. But if it's only one ninja, he can take out a huge group of pirates easily.
IrishThunder003 4 months ago
One Piece > Naruto
MrJustinMcdonald 6 months ago
yes exactly right that is just how this works pirstes are way more awesome then ninjas not to say that injas arent awesome but pirates actuall have a god time and loads of fun but ninjas would kick their ass in a fight
G7Dore 7 months ago
Have you ever heard of ninjanaries? If you don't think ninjas have a good time, than obviously not...But pirates are quite awesome, I will admit. And heck yeah, ninjas would win in a fight!! How is that even a question??
SYTcraze108 7 months ago
1.Ninjas
2.Ninjas
Ninjas FTW!
goka2000 8 months ago
at 2:48 and 3:32 he's swearing at us!
titch45lol 8 months ago
I think ninjas win in fights and ninjas are more awesome
uthinkurawesome 8 months ago 2
Pirates are more awesome and blowup ninjas.
UCd3AD 9 months ago
Ahhhh I remember this video, good times.
KingSevault 9 months ago
the song made me subscribe
jokerclash123 9 months ago
i agree with u but ninjas and pirets combined are super awesome
tigereye1011 9 months ago
ninjas would win. :)
irateyourvids101 10 months ago
This was the awesome Dan :) ..
IAmTheFilmFanatic 10 months ago
I bet people serch this b/c Pirates(One Piece) vs Ninjas (Naruto) and PIRATES FTW MUHAHAH
PiratesHQ 11 months ago
pirates have cannons....
drtrekwars 11 months ago
NOOB
hotwire94 11 months ago
I disagree, Dan. Ninjas are both awesome, and could whoop a pirates butt in a fight. The ability to be super swift, stealthy, and deadly is awesome in and of itself!!! Pirates could not sneak up on ninjas if they f*cking tried!!!
MadeofAwesome4ever 11 months ago
stereotypical ninja and pirate defined by the media or defined by history?
From what I recall from "The Deadliest Warrior":
Contrary to popular belief, Historical ninjas were just peasants that used guerrilla war tactics to attack samurai and war shoguns they opposed because their masters/leaders oppressed them. Historical pirates, (there are different ages of pirates, but I'll refer to the British ones) were once naval officers that lost their jobs once the American Independence war was over
jrk987 1 year ago
@jrk987 so technically ninjas were inexperienced poor people and pirates were experienced sailors that lost their jobs and weren't getting paid
The fight also depends on the setting, day (ninja has no cover) or night (Pirate can't see), in a forest (plenty of hiding spots) or the beach (no places to hide)?
Weapons or no weapons?
Death match in a caged ring?
So many possibilities lol
Neither would win in a fight because they would never meet, live in different centuries
Continued
jrk987 1 year ago
@jrk987 Which is more awesome? They lived dangerous lifestyles. There was a significant risk of death in each occupation. If I were a ninja, I'd be poor and nothing would really be achieved if I killed a samurai or a shogun. I'd still be poor. Pirates on the other hand, would board vessels, usually kill the passengers by making them walk the plank and explore the seas. But they were always wanted, so that's pretty high risk too.
Pirates are more awesome though :D
jrk987 1 year ago
@jrk987 Btw you've been watching too much Naruto and Pirates of the Caribbean...
Read WIkipedia or Historical textbooks instead lmao...
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moneyghauri 1 year ago
I dunno, I think it depends on which you like better... being stealthy or partying.
Some people might have more fun just sneaking up on their friends than getting drunk and such.
You make good points, though.
Sayeth0Di0Puppeth 1 year ago
YYYYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAAA, i agree.
RnDnproductions 1 year ago
i have to disagree.
Most pirates were defected navy soldiers, not average everyday thieves, so they know how to fight. And most pirates carried more than one flintlock pistol. And i dont care how fast people think ninjas were, theres no way anyone can out run a bullet, oh, and pirates had to be sneaky as well, so stealth evens out. Pirates would win.
But i see where you're coming from. I guess im just a hater thats gonna hate. Keep up the videos Dan.
LUKEWAShHere 1 year ago
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Well , first of all , even if they know how to fight , ninjas would probably kick their ass with sword and their knife throwing skill or whatever . Well , it's true ninja couldn't dodge bullet . Well , pirates are sneaky , but ninjas are as well , and both could get each other at sneaking probably . I mean I think the ninjas would win , with their acrobatic kung fu martial art sword stealth skill , but I would still be rooting for the pirate .
rockmanmegamanfan 1 year ago
depends on the pirate. privateers are pretty similar to ninjas
AppleiWeasel 1 year ago
i completely agree with you :) ninjas unfortunately would win in a fight.. but a pirate is so awesome.. and constantly drunk.. that he/she would probably die laughing :)
savvyslicer 1 year ago
I agree man .
rockmanmegamanfan 1 year ago
Ninjas. Ninjasninjasninjasninjasninjasninjas.
WaterLily331 1 year ago
fuck ninjas, fuck pirats, fuck assasins.... vikings FTW!!!
i1dont1give1a1shit0 1 year ago
I always thought the same about the debate over who would win in a fight, but like....People can be kinda stupid when it comes to logic.
As to the second debate, it's to each his/her own.
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I'm ninja all the way. =^^=
MayoraXSougo13 1 year ago
I miss this Dan!
Dan 2.0 was the greatest
SpongyDoom 1 year ago
ASSASSINS FROM ITALY (Ezio) WOULD WIN
XB360RUSHGamma 1 year ago
ninjas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
breefaner 1 year ago
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Retropact 1 year ago
....... how ironic, my username... i think pirates are better... :)
EmoPirateProductions 1 year ago
@EmoPirateProductions it would only be ironic if you thought the ninjas would win
jacktheripperrules 1 year ago
sorry, but ninjas own pirates full stop... in both fighting and awesomeness....
effbyrne 1 year ago
@pogobat How would you feel about ninja-pirates though?
TatsuyaAngel1 1 year ago
pirates would win the have guns but ninjas are more cooler
herebutoverthere 1 year ago
YES!
Ninjas win...
Don't rape women, but it's ttly ok to pillage? :p
however... Vikings would beat the shit out of the ninjas... Vikings are too resilient and brutish to get killed by ninjas ^^
(Chuck Norris>)Vikings>Ninjas>Pirates(>Poor village people? :p)
andreasfr1 1 year ago 20
How about vikings?
thedoctorbob7 1 year ago
What about ninja-pirates!? huh!? Juuuuust kidding........but seriosly......ninja-pirates r the best even if they are different from a pirate or ninja...............oh, and you've got to consider the different types of P.O.V.'s on ninjas and pirates.......'cause many people have a different view on what and how a ninja or pirate looks and acts like.......just a thought.......^_^
XrandomnessXrocksX 1 year ago
I remember tis years ago when it was featured.
CryMuch 1 year ago
I agree with you
FFVIIBOY 1 year ago
I think that the awesomeness debate has to do with your own particular idea of what awesome is, I think ninjas are cooler then pirates because I think what they do is cooler but someone else, Dan brown for example thinks that pirates are cooler. It's like trying to fight over whether Xbox360 or Playstation 3 is more awesome or if PC or Mac is more awesome, it's all opinion based.
blackychanAKAbignig 1 year ago
Minor flaw to your typical pirate statement. Pirates work hard on maintaining ships through cleaning, simply sailing properly, and keeping the ship stable through wicked sea storms. I'm quite sure that is far from lazy and takes a lot of hard work. Just saying
randy1822001 1 year ago
yeah ninjas!!!!!!!!!!!!! but i prefer ninjas vs samarais, and still ninjas are more powerful and waaaay more awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
72mine 1 year ago
pirates would just bomb the ninjas with cannons from he saftey of their ships
SkankinRobots 1 year ago
OMFG U R SO RIGHT. pirates are a million times awesomer, but it's a damn fact. ninjas would kill them. yo ho yo ho.
llamaeatworld 1 year ago 18
ninjas totaly wiil win
bombardman1 1 year ago
naruto vs captain hook. who'll win? i wonder......
MrJustinMcdonald 1 year ago
@MrJustinMcdonald they are both gay
SkankinRobots 1 year ago
ooh ooh I agree with Dan :D
bjrdelaney 1 year ago
for some reason ninjas lost to spartans on deadliest warriors
kurohoshisama 1 year ago
Pirates have guns.
alphasamuel 1 year ago
NO ninjas are completely freakin awesome! They are very much awesommerr than any pirate!! Pirates are retarded! They have bad teeth, eat stale bread that contains wormy-worms and they usually only have one leg! Ninjas on the other hand,, are clean, stealthy, agile, and freeeeaaaakkkkkiinnnn incredible. You don't know what you are saying!!!
italiangirl47 1 year ago
@italiangirl47 you watch too much anime. pirtates get rum and pussy. ninjas sit in a room and meditate
SkankinRobots 1 year ago
NINJAS FOR THE WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1FinalFantasyFreek1 1 year ago
You just used my state in your song at the end i just caught that lol, anyway yes i agree that Ninja's far surpass any pirates. And yeah pirates can party hard, but ninjas can kill for days on end, cmon pirates have to deal with hangovers. DO ninja's get hangovers from killing and training? NO!
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MrSouthernNorthener 1 year ago
PIRATES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
clarinetchum 1 year ago
you forgot that the common pirate carry atleast 3 guns and are also skilled sword fighters
TheZombie13777 1 year ago
guns,cannons,spin ing rum bottles and being jackorizzd
sozzx77 1 year ago
Are you serious?
Ninjas would totally win. Iv been to an actual Ninja place called Iga in Japan where real Ninjas used to exist and they are incredible. Trained in the most difficult skills imagined. And superior techniques for its time. Pirates are just dishonorable thieves most likely untrained in the extreme skills acquired in a life of a true ninja
dinoodlez3 1 year ago
NINJA'S ARE THE BEST AT EVERY THING!!! THEY CAN FLY!!!!!! SERIOUSNESS! THEY HAVE A!W!E!S!O!M!E! FLYING CONTRAPTIONS!!! they hide swords in brooms. the true ninja was incredibly resourceful and adaptable. they are masters with shruiken and could whip a pirates buttocks at darts! pirates would rather stabb ur eye with a dart than throw it at a chunk of wood !!!
darklightoverrule 1 year ago
Pirates would beat ninjas. Sure, ninjas could probably kill you before you had the chance to give them buns, but still. Pirates are the holy people blessed by The Flying Spaghetti Monster himself, so the ninjas wouldn't stand a chance. And yes. Pirates are the most awesome.
Mewfan 1 year ago
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monsterq6 1 year ago
so lets say ninjas and pirates shared an enemy that was too awsome to fight alone? who would they fight? and dont say chuck norris cause hed win
Darthsantana 1 year ago
Dan, you are forgetting the good reason for Pirates winning against Ninjas. Would ninjas storm the boat and just attack? of course not! they would go undercover and become a pirate to take them down from the inside. now, what would happen is that the ninja would be forced by acting as a pirate, to get drunk off of rum. when he is drunk, 1 of 3 things will happen. He will either forget he's a ninja and become a pirate, tell them of the plan, or die from alcohol poisoning/walk off of the boat.
dentedface 1 year ago
Ninjas are better sword fighters so a ninja would rape a pirate in the but with a sword.
DarkSmokeNinja 1 year ago
lol pirates fight constantly they develop skill the more they fight plus they have bombs and guns and canons and daggers they clearly have more weapons and have more expirience fighting in the open unlike ninjas a normal ninja is trained to be stealthy but pirates fight in the open if u shoot a ninja in the head of course hes gonna die and if u blow up the hole room with a bomb of course the ninjas gonna die and pirates are also very skilled so if the ninja tries to get the pirate headon he dies
xjosh360 1 year ago
Pirates vs Ninjas?
...TWO CAMELS IN A TINY CAR.
FirefoxFreeze 1 year ago
WIZARDS ARE THE BEST.
But like. Pirates are better than ninjas.
ChloeSapienza 1 year ago
ASKANINJA! :D you have to watch that show!
TimTheShorty 1 year ago
Ninjas back in the day weren't that stealthy, had VERY dull swords and were not that skilled as swordsman. Pirates on the other hand, were skilled swordsmen and fairly stealthy. They weren't drunken peg legged retards as you say, and also had more powerful guns then what you described. And ninjas were not about training and bettering themselves, they were ninjas because it was that or die for sure. And let's be honest. Have you downloaded anything illegally? YOU ARE A PIRATE.
LesterDragon 1 year ago
@LesterDragon If you listen 2 mins in he says that he is camparing to the stereotypical images of pirates and ninjas
evenisrare 1 year ago
@evenisrare Then pirates WOULD be able to just shoot the ninjas and kill them. That's how it happens in movies. Either way, pirates would win no doubt.
LesterDragon 1 year ago
@LesterDragon Hm you are right. because if he actually takes the stereotypical pirate and their non stereotypical guns, he simply fails the challenge. you make a great point. kudos to you
evenisrare 1 year ago
@evenisrare Thank you for accepting my point of view.
LesterDragon 1 year ago
@LesterDragon This is stereo typing where pirates are stupid and drunk, and ninjas are stealthy and awsome. nooby!
TimTheShorty 1 year ago
NINJAS♥
Bubblez023 1 year ago
Real seafaring pirates were not peg legs it was actually common among retired pirates.
BlueBerryDragonYum 1 year ago
You forgot the law of Inverse Strength! A SINGLE ninja could defeat a GROUP of pirates, and vice versa.
TheScurvyNinja 1 year ago
Even modern pirates (mercenaries from black lagoon anime) who are also assassins sometimes still don't take shit from anyone
grkpektis 1 year ago
I agree on both counts. Ninjas were assassins for the Japanese mafia while pirates didn't take shit from anybody they just did whatever they wanted.
grkpektis 1 year ago
I agree with Dan 126%! 126% is fully right? No? Grr...
bjrdelaney 1 year ago
I agree, Pirates are awesome and Ninjas would win in a fight. It is ridiculously simple if you take 5 minutes to think about it. Or watch this video.
MoonHuntress9 1 year ago
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pirates because they get the booty.
2ndOptiquest1287 1 year ago
my bf is a ninja so NINJA!!
holymischif 1 year ago
Ninjas all the way
gaarasgirlfriend678 1 year ago
NINJASSSSSSSS!!!!
sarah2miller 1 year ago
Um... this scares me...
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mrjoe1701 1 year ago
Wrong,do you watch deadliest warrior ?Pirates will win.
migsz117 1 year ago
@migsz117 deadliest warrior doesnt factor in that ninjas would hide and kill the pirates when theyre sleepin
Darthsantana 1 year ago
A person with logic... rare.
orenco 1 year ago
But what if you were talking about One Piece vs. Naruto?
SuperShyguy621 1 year ago
@SuperShyguy621 hate both rather watch one peice still creepy but im pretty sure naurto has a bigger fan base at least where im from correct me if im wrong
Darthsantana 1 year ago
Ninjas are more awesome than pirates. The rest of this comment got assassinated by a ninja
Ju1cypear 1 year ago
Well What about blackbeard!?!
A7XRULES60000 1 year ago
Pirates would win, its a no-brainer. But it all depends on the terrain, on a ship, Pirates would win. If it was in a thick bamboo forest ninjas would win.
gro07 1 year ago
I spent about 10 minutes writing a long sentance of why pirates are better than ninjas. but it exceeded the 500 character limit : (
MarxZT 1 year ago
Ninjas, most def.
Hellmyerstwin 1 year ago
ninjas do ninjutsu, not kung fu
pirinjas are most awesome
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bofavecunmutantsock 1 year ago
Ninjaaas :D
WTFhimeka 1 year ago
i totally agree fuck the others
8Jouketje8 1 year ago
It really depends where, when, who, how, why and what you're fighting for
socialguy995 1 year ago
NINJAS PWN ALLLLL !!
theawesomereviewer 1 year ago
I agree with ya! Both questions.
Pippland 1 year ago
Screw both.... real assasins are better its a ninja with a gun come on!
snowicleseses 1 year ago
heres how I see it. Ninjas are way to awesome at fighting and too stealthy for the pirates to win in a fight (excluding in scribblenauts apparently) but the "whos the more awesome debate is opinion". Ninjas, to me, are freaking awesome. running on walls, assassinating people before they even know whats happening, meditating, Shurikens, katanas. they're just awesome. Yeah pirates SAIL THE SEVEN SEAS DOING WHATEVER but I just think ninjas are better. that half of the debate is 100% opinion
jawsTeh 1 year ago
ninja still better in ANY WAY even in living.. drinking beer and dont washing yourself like a pirate will not help you in life XD I would appreciate to live like a ninja or samurai, with discipline, training and Zen village ^^
Aemak 1 year ago
Watch "PIRATES VS NINJAS March 07, 2010" in Washington DC on Youtube.
tonatiuh10 1 year ago
i agree with you dan. cuz its been soooo hard for me to like pick a side... but i have to say your argument is the best one ive seen. I really do love both ninjas and pirates and after seeing this video i must agree with you. they are both really cool at what they do and yeah....ur awesom dan!
JBfan624 1 year ago
ninja's beat pirates and they are awsome. so shut up dan
megaboy00012 1 year ago
chuck norris would win
hobo8675309 1 year ago
i think you are completely right! I have been asked this question several times and knew the answer, I just didn't know how to word it correctly.
theresnohopeforus 1 year ago
If you think pirates are so awesome, you're not really considering what they did. You're saying it yourself, they have FUN wooyaah. But do consider pirates only have fun at the costs of others. And you being the friendly world loving person that you are, shouldn't be at the pirates side. The ninja's are far more awesome becouse they are soldiers. Not shenanigans like the pirates. The ninja's fight for their country and their honor, they show respect. Pirates on the other hand, have no respect.
IvarHuisman 1 year ago
fuck yeah a group of ninjas would slaughter a group of pirates
kellhiro 1 year ago
Classic-wolf asks: Are you Kareshi?
hybeerian 1 year ago
I LOVE YOU :D
FINALLY someone agrees with me :P
nannakure 1 year ago
dude somali pirates will kill both of them lol.
raaxeeye08 2 years ago
ninjas all the WAY!!
neoncookies94 2 years ago
I agree with you.
Ninjas are awesome at fighting but pirate know how to have fun.
XxshizzitskittlesxX 2 years ago
Both are equaly awesome... :D
Theblargen 2 years ago
I think that pirates vs Ninjas is a difficult topic, but can't we all agree that cow boys are gay?
twinkazz 2 years ago 57
@twinkazz XD Ninjas is capitalized, pirates isn't... Just thought I'd point that ought.
zigzag747 1 year ago
@twinkazz
yes, yes we can :)
spanabanana 1 year ago
What about Chuck Norris. He was a Cowboy.
GravityFamily 1 year ago
@twinkazz Cow boys are not gay, but they are not straight either. They are called COW boys for a reason ya know.
marcus8374 1 year ago
I Agreeith!
NoaruHikari 2 years ago
master chief could kick both of there ass's
sypher0316 2 years ago
So true...so amazingly true
maximyles 2 years ago
So true...so amazingly true
maximyles 2 years ago
I must admit....i do agree with you my friend :)
TheMissashvanhooser 2 years ago
Yeah, exactly how I feel. He couldn't have summed it up any better!
ConservativeCrusade 2 years ago
No, hush, ninjas win in both areas. Ninjas will come to kill you in your sleep if you say they aren't awesome.
alltimelow888 2 years ago 5
ninjas....no question....dont agree w/me get off the site
rockalockin 2 years ago
pirates!!!! ninjas were only in a tiny area of the world and were only there for a very VERY short time compared to pirates who were global...if ninjas are so awsome my lil prepubescent friends then why did they not survive the ages?
benihime45 2 years ago
They did, you just don't hear about them. Their Ninjas, duh.
FiddleStickz 2 years ago
@benihime45 Going off of Dan's reasoning. Modern Ninja academies actually do exist in this day and age, on top of that their tactics are also employed by certain government agencies, and other countries military force. (Depending on where you look)
NoaruHikari 2 years ago
NINJAS!!!!!!!!! Oh, yes, awesome. :D
CodaSynphony 2 years ago
chuck norris is better than both
Dejohnawesomeous 2 years ago 39
@Dejohnawesomeous and bear grylls is better than chuck norris
seaweed810 1 year ago
YES! Pirates!
FutureBrave15 2 years ago
ninjas all the way!!! not having fun?? just go slit a throat!! how is that not fun??
LegendSSJ4Gogeta 2 years ago
Oh and besides, if you really want to get deeply into this, Vikings are more or less, northern pirates, and Vikings where some of the most brutal warriors in all of history.
XxOmgapenguinxX 2 years ago 2
Sure the ninjas would win in hand to hand combat, as for who is more awesome, i mean come on! ninja walk around in freaking pajamas, and besides what fun is there in trying to hide who you are and what you do all the time when you could just kick back and relax.
XxOmgapenguinxX 2 years ago
exactly how i feel....you make a good point i love ninjas but yea i would love to have a good time not be disiplined to the point of me having no soul no more...good vid
Killadaclown666 2 years ago
hey dan, make a video on how to solve the 5x5x5
HomelessKricket 2 years ago
NINJAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ronnnytav 2 years ago
you totally forgot the Pinjas! ( pirate ninjas) that is the best of both worlds ! awsomness and killingness(?)
augustonmoon 2 years ago
1) ninjas Pwn pirates figting wise... but 2) i am routing for ninjas on awesome!! :D
melodykat0 2 years ago
Agreed. Dan is absolutley correct.
PkerHaezel 2 years ago
I LOVE PIRATES !
and i would like to add that nijas are chicken for hiddng their identiy all the time and are too uptight
CASSSSYYY 2 years ago
I agree with you but you forgot something: Pirates would probably be too drunk to shot a ninja that well if stomped behind him and stabbed him.
funkduder 2 years ago
I AGREE WITH YOU 100%!!
Finally someone who actually has a MIND!
DilusionalDreww 2 years ago
i think ninjas for both, they would kill those damn pirates and all pirates do is drink rum and kill each other for no reason...
mike5424 2 years ago
i never understood why when it says "you" it shows a sheep can anyone tell me please :(
luis5387 2 years ago
@luis5387
it's a "yew"
hahakumquat 2 years ago
@luis5387 you are missing the point faggot, ninjas are teh best (thats the point)
oh, and the seep im guesing is releated with lambs
fedeshuriken 2 years ago
Ninjas
but yea Pirates r Awesome!!
ed5000mike 2 years ago
ninjas. <.< hello. obviously.
xXAnDKaTReTuRnSXx 2 years ago
Ninja's could dodge the bullets. NINJAS ^.^
TeddyClaire987 2 years ago