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  • you forgot the third wheel creating a perfect triangle. Robots. Ninjas beat pirates. Pirates beat robots. Robots beat ninjas. its a never ending battle.

  • Question 1 Jedi > ninjas > cowboys > pirates > random people

    Question 2 Jedi > ninjas >pirates > cowboys > random people

    Agree? disagree?

  • The One Piece pirates would kick any nanja's asses any way

  • what about ninja pirates?

  • Most pirate guns were .75 caliber or .50 caliber, plus the .38 cal buckshot and grenades. In formation they brought an end to swords and stuff.

  • There is one fatal flaw in the opinion that ninjas would win in a fight. You said that a GROUP of ninjas would win against a group of pirates. The inverse law of ninja states that the more ninjas there are, the more likely they'll get killed really fast. But if it's only one ninja, he can take out a huge group of pirates easily.

  • One Piece > Naruto

  • yes exactly right that is just how this works pirstes are way more awesome then ninjas not to say that injas arent awesome but pirates actuall have a god time and loads of fun but ninjas would kick their ass in a fight

  • Have you ever heard of ninjanaries? If you don't think ninjas have a good time, than obviously not...But pirates are quite awesome, I will admit. And heck yeah, ninjas would win in a fight!! How is that even a question??

  • 1.Ninjas

    2.Ninjas

    Ninjas FTW!

  • at 2:48 and 3:32 he's swearing at us!

  • I think ninjas win in fights and ninjas are more awesome

  • Pirates are more awesome and blowup ninjas.

  • Ahhhh I remember this video, good times.

  • the song made me subscribe

  • i agree with u but ninjas and pirets combined are super awesome

  • ninjas would win. :)

  • This was the awesome Dan :) ..

  • I bet people serch this b/c Pirates(One Piece) vs Ninjas (Naruto) and PIRATES FTW MUHAHAH

  • pirates have cannons....

  • NOOB

  • I disagree, Dan. Ninjas are both awesome, and could whoop a pirates butt in a fight. The ability to be super swift, stealthy, and deadly is awesome in and of itself!!! Pirates could not sneak up on ninjas if they f*cking tried!!!

  • stereotypical ninja and pirate defined by the media or defined by history?

    From what I recall from "The Deadliest Warrior":

    Contrary to popular belief, Historical ninjas were just peasants that used guerrilla war tactics to attack samurai and war shoguns they opposed because their masters/leaders oppressed them. Historical pirates, (there are different ages of pirates, but I'll refer to the British ones) were once naval officers that lost their jobs once the American Independence war was over

  • @jrk987 so technically ninjas were inexperienced poor people and pirates were experienced sailors that lost their jobs and weren't getting paid

    The fight also depends on the setting, day (ninja has no cover) or night (Pirate can't see), in a forest (plenty of hiding spots) or the beach (no places to hide)?

    Weapons or no weapons?

    Death match in a caged ring?

    So many possibilities lol

    Neither would win in a fight because they would never meet, live in different centuries

    Continued

  • @jrk987 Which is more awesome? They lived dangerous lifestyles. There was a significant risk of death in each occupation. If I were a ninja, I'd be poor and nothing would really be achieved if I killed a samurai or a shogun. I'd still be poor. Pirates on the other hand, would board vessels, usually kill the passengers by making them walk the plank and explore the seas. But they were always wanted, so that's pretty high risk too.

    Pirates are more awesome though :D

  • @jrk987 Btw you've been watching too much Naruto and Pirates of the Caribbean...

    Read WIkipedia or Historical textbooks instead lmao...

  • zsss ok

  • zsss

  • I dunno, I think it depends on which you like better... being stealthy or partying.

    Some people might have more fun just sneaking up on their friends than getting drunk and such.

    You make good points, though.

  • YYYYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAAA, i agree.

  • i have to disagree.

    Most pirates were defected navy soldiers, not average everyday thieves, so they know how to fight. And most pirates carried more than one flintlock pistol. And i dont care how fast people think ninjas were, theres no way anyone can out run a bullet, oh, and pirates had to be sneaky as well, so stealth evens out. Pirates would win.

    But i see where you're coming from. I guess im just a hater thats gonna hate. Keep up the videos Dan.

  • @LUKEWAShHere

    Well , first of all , even if they know how to fight , ninjas would probably kick their ass with sword and their knife throwing skill or whatever . Well , it's true ninja couldn't dodge bullet . Well , pirates are sneaky , but ninjas are as well , and both could get each other at sneaking probably . I mean I think the ninjas would win , with their acrobatic kung fu martial art sword stealth skill , but I would still be rooting for the pirate .

  • depends on the pirate. privateers are pretty similar to ninjas

  • i completely agree with you :) ninjas unfortunately would win in a fight.. but a pirate is so awesome.. and constantly drunk.. that he/she would probably die laughing :)

  • I agree man .

  • Ninjas. Ninjasninjasninjasninjasninjas­ninjas.

  • fuck ninjas, fuck pirats, fuck assasins.... vikings FTW!!!

  • I always thought the same about the debate over who would win in a fight, but like....People can be kinda stupid when it comes to logic.

    As to the second debate, it's to each his/her own.

    ...

    I'm ninja all the way. =^^=

  • I miss this Dan!

    Dan 2.0 was the greatest

  • ASSASSINS FROM ITALY (Ezio) WOULD WIN

  • ninjas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!

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  • ....... how ironic, my username... i think pirates are better... :)

  • @EmoPirateProductions it would only be ironic if you thought the ninjas would win

  • sorry, but ninjas own pirates full stop... in both fighting and awesomeness....

  • @pogobat How would you feel about ninja-pirates though?

  • pirates would win the have guns but ninjas are more cooler

  • YES!

    Ninjas win...

    Don't rape women, but it's ttly ok to pillage? :p

    however... Vikings would beat the shit out of the ninjas... Vikings are too resilient and brutish to get killed by ninjas ^^

    (Chuck Norris>)Vikings>Ninjas>Pirates­(>Poor village people? :p)

  • How about vikings?

  • What about ninja-pirates!? huh!? Juuuuust kidding........but seriosly......ninja-pirates r the best even if they are different from a pirate or ninja...............oh, and you've got to consider the different types of P.O.V.'s on ninjas and pirates.......'cause many people have a different view on what and how a ninja or pirate looks and acts like.......just a thought.......^_^

  • I remember tis years ago when it was featured.

  • I agree with you

  • I think that the awesomeness debate has to do with your own particular idea of what awesome is, I think ninjas are cooler then pirates because I think what they do is cooler but someone else, Dan brown for example thinks that pirates are cooler. It's like trying to fight over whether Xbox360 or Playstation 3 is more awesome or if PC or Mac is more awesome, it's all opinion based.

  • Minor flaw to your typical pirate statement.  Pirates work hard on maintaining ships through cleaning, simply sailing properly, and keeping the ship stable through wicked sea storms. I'm quite sure that is far from lazy and takes a lot of hard work. Just saying

  • yeah ninjas!!!!!!!!!!!!! but i prefer ninjas vs samarais, and still ninjas are more powerful and waaaay more awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • pirates would just bomb the ninjas with cannons from he saftey of their ships

  • OMFG U R SO RIGHT. pirates are a million times awesomer, but it's a damn fact. ninjas would kill them. yo ho yo ho.

  • ninjas totaly wiil win

  • naruto vs captain hook. who'll win? i wonder......

  • @MrJustinMcdonald they are both gay

  • ooh ooh I agree with Dan :D

  • for some reason ninjas lost to spartans on deadliest warriors

  • Pirates have guns.

  • NO ninjas are completely freakin awesome! They are very much awesommerr than any pirate!! Pirates are retarded! They have bad teeth, eat stale bread that contains wormy-worms and they usually only have one leg! Ninjas on the other hand,, are clean, stealthy, agile, and freeeeaaaakkkkkiinnnn incredible. You don't know what you are saying!!!

  • @italiangirl47 you watch too much anime. pirtates get rum and pussy. ninjas sit in a room and meditate

  • NINJAS FOR THE WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • You just used my state in your song at the end i just caught that lol, anyway yes i agree that Ninja's far surpass any pirates. And yeah pirates can party hard, but ninjas can kill for days on end, cmon pirates have to deal with hangovers. DO ninja's get hangovers from killing and training? NO!

  • PIRATES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • you forgot that the common pirate carry atleast 3 guns and are also skilled sword fighters

  • guns,cannons,spin ing rum bottles and being jackorizzd

  • Are you serious?

    Ninjas would totally win. Iv been to an actual Ninja place called Iga in Japan where real Ninjas used to exist and they are incredible. Trained in the most difficult skills imagined. And superior techniques for its time. Pirates are just dishonorable thieves most likely untrained in the extreme skills acquired in a life of a true ninja

  • NINJA'S ARE THE BEST AT EVERY THING!!! THEY CAN FLY!!!!!! SERIOUSNESS! THEY HAVE A!W!E!S!O!M!E! FLYING CONTRAPTIONS!!! they hide swords in brooms. the true ninja was incredibly resourceful and adaptable. they are masters with shruiken and could whip a pirates buttocks at darts! pirates would rather stabb ur eye with a dart than throw it at a chunk of wood !!!

  • Pirates would beat ninjas. Sure, ninjas could probably kill you before you had the chance to give them buns, but still. Pirates are the holy people blessed by The Flying Spaghetti Monster himself, so the ninjas wouldn't stand a chance. And yes. Pirates are the most awesome.

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  • so lets say ninjas and pirates shared an enemy that was too awsome to fight alone? who would they fight? and dont say chuck norris cause hed win

  • Dan, you are forgetting the good reason for Pirates winning against Ninjas. Would ninjas storm the boat and just attack? of course not! they would go undercover and become a pirate to take them down from the inside. now, what would happen is that the ninja would be forced by acting as a pirate, to get drunk off of rum. when he is drunk, 1 of 3 things will happen. He will either forget he's a ninja and become a pirate, tell them of the plan, or die from alcohol poisoning/walk off of the boat.

  • Ninjas are better sword fighters so a ninja would rape a pirate in the but with a sword.

  • lol pirates fight constantly they develop skill the more they fight plus they have bombs and guns and canons and daggers they clearly have more weapons and have more expirience fighting in the open unlike ninjas a normal ninja is trained to be stealthy but pirates fight in the open if u shoot a ninja in the head of course hes gonna die and if u blow up the hole room with a bomb of course the ninjas gonna die and pirates are also very skilled so if the ninja tries to get the pirate headon he dies

  • Pirates vs Ninjas?

    ...TWO CAMELS IN A TINY CAR.

  • WIZARDS ARE THE BEST.

    But like. Pirates are better than ninjas.

  • ASKANINJA! :D you have to watch that show!

  • Ninjas back in the day weren't that stealthy, had VERY dull swords and were not that skilled as swordsman. Pirates on the other hand, were skilled swordsmen and fairly stealthy. They weren't drunken peg legged retards as you say, and also had more powerful guns then what you described. And ninjas were not about training and bettering themselves, they were ninjas because it was that or die for sure. And let's be honest. Have you downloaded anything illegally? YOU ARE A PIRATE.

  • @LesterDragon If you listen 2 mins in he says that he is camparing to the stereotypical images of pirates and ninjas

  • @evenisrare Then pirates WOULD be able to just shoot the ninjas and kill them. That's how it happens in movies. Either way, pirates would win no doubt.

  • @LesterDragon Hm you are right. because if he actually takes the stereotypical pirate and their non stereotypical guns, he simply fails the challenge. you make a great point. kudos to you

  • @evenisrare Thank you for accepting my point of view.

  • @LesterDragon This is stereo typing where pirates are stupid and drunk, and ninjas are stealthy and awsome. nooby!

  • NINJAS♥

    

  • Real seafaring pirates were not peg legs it was actually common among retired pirates.

  • You forgot the law of Inverse Strength! A SINGLE ninja could defeat a GROUP of pirates, and vice versa.

  • Even modern pirates (mercenaries from black lagoon anime) who are also assassins sometimes still don't take shit from anyone

  • I agree on both counts. Ninjas were assassins for the Japanese mafia while pirates didn't take shit from anybody they just did whatever they wanted.

  • I agree with Dan 126%! 126% is fully right? No? Grr... 

  • I agree, Pirates are awesome and Ninjas would win in a fight. It is ridiculously simple if you take 5 minutes to think about it. Or watch this video.

  • my bf is a ninja so NINJA!!

  • Ninjas all the way

  • NINJASSSSSSSS!!!!

  • Um... this scares me...

  • Wrong,do you watch deadliest warrior ?Pirates will win.

  • @migsz117 deadliest warrior doesnt factor in that ninjas would hide and kill the pirates when theyre sleepin

  • A person with logic... rare.

  • But what if you were talking about One Piece vs. Naruto?

  • @SuperShyguy621 hate both rather watch one peice still creepy but im pretty sure naurto has a bigger fan base at least where im from correct me if im wrong

  • Ninjas are more awesome than pirates. The rest of this comment got assassinated by a ninja

  • Well What about blackbeard!?!

  • Pirates would win, its a no-brainer. But it all depends on the terrain, on a ship, Pirates would win. If it was in a thick bamboo forest ninjas would win.

  • I spent about 10 minutes writing a long sentance of why pirates are better than ninjas.  but it exceeded the 500 character limit : (

  • Ninjas, most def.

  • ninjas do ninjutsu, not kung fu

    pirinjas are most awesome

    4:02 rape men

  • Ninjaaas :D

  • i totally agree fuck the others

  • It really depends where, when, who, how, why and what you're fighting for

  • NINJAS PWN ALLLLL !!

  • I agree with ya! Both questions.

  • Screw both.... real assasins are better its a ninja with a gun come on!

  • heres how I see it. Ninjas are way to awesome at fighting and too stealthy for the pirates to win in a fight (excluding in scribblenauts apparently) but the "whos the more awesome debate is opinion". Ninjas, to me, are freaking awesome. running on walls, assassinating people before they even know whats happening, meditating, Shurikens, katanas. they're just awesome. Yeah pirates SAIL THE SEVEN SEAS DOING WHATEVER but I just think ninjas are better. that half of the debate is 100% opinion

  • ninja still better in ANY WAY even in living.. drinking beer and dont washing yourself like a pirate will not help you in life XD I would appreciate to live like a ninja or samurai, with discipline, training and Zen village ^^

  • Watch "PIRATES VS NINJAS March 07, 2010" in Washington DC on Youtube.

  • i agree with you dan. cuz its been soooo hard for me to like pick a side... but i have to say your argument is the best one ive seen. I really do love both ninjas and pirates and after seeing this video i must agree with you. they are both really cool at what they do and yeah....ur awesom dan!

  • ninja's beat pirates and they are awsome. so shut up dan

  • chuck norris would win

  • i think you are completely right! I have been asked this question several times and knew the answer, I just didn't know how to word it correctly.

  • If you think pirates are so awesome, you're not really considering what they did. You're saying it yourself, they have FUN wooyaah. But do consider pirates only have fun at the costs of others. And you being the friendly world loving person that you are, shouldn't be at the pirates side. The ninja's are far more awesome becouse they are soldiers. Not shenanigans like the pirates. The ninja's fight for their country and their honor, they show respect. Pirates on the other hand, have no respect.

  • fuck yeah a group of ninjas would slaughter a group of pirates

  • Classic-wolf asks: Are you Kareshi?

  • I LOVE YOU :D

    FINALLY someone agrees with me :P

  • dude somali pirates will kill both of them lol.

  • ninjas all the WAY!!

  • I agree with you.

    Ninjas are awesome at fighting but pirate know how to have fun.

  • Both are equaly awesome... :D

  • I think that pirates vs Ninjas is a difficult topic, but can't we all agree that cow boys are gay?

  • @twinkazz XD Ninjas is capitalized, pirates isn't... Just thought I'd point that ought.

  • @twinkazz

    yes, yes we can :)

  • What about Chuck Norris. He was a Cowboy.

  • @twinkazz Cow boys are not gay, but they are not straight either. They are called COW boys for a reason ya know.

  • I Agreeith!

  • master chief could kick both of there ass's

  • So true...so amazingly true

  • So true...so amazingly true

  • I must admit....i do agree with you my friend :)

  • Yeah, exactly how I feel. He couldn't have summed it up any better!

  • No, hush, ninjas win in both areas. Ninjas will come to kill you in your sleep if you say they aren't awesome.

  • ninjas....no question....dont agree w/me get off the site

  • pirates!!!! ninjas were only in a tiny area of the world and were only there for a very VERY short time compared to pirates who were global...if ninjas are so awsome my lil prepubescent friends then why did they not survive the ages?

  • They did, you just don't hear about them. Their Ninjas, duh.

  • @benihime45 Going off of Dan's reasoning. Modern Ninja academies actually do exist in this day and age, on top of that their tactics are also employed by certain government agencies, and other countries military force. (Depending on where you look)

  • NINJAS!!!!!!!!! Oh, yes, awesome. :D

  • chuck norris is better than both

  • @Dejohnawesomeous and bear grylls is better than chuck norris

  • YES! Pirates!

  • ninjas all the way!!! not having fun?? just go slit a throat!! how is that not fun??

  • Oh and besides, if you really want to get deeply into this, Vikings are more or less, northern pirates, and Vikings where some of the most brutal warriors in all of history.

  • Sure the ninjas would win in hand to hand combat, as for who is more awesome, i mean come on! ninja walk around in freaking pajamas, and besides what fun is there in trying to hide who you are and what you do all the time when you could just kick back and relax.

  • exactly how i feel....you make a good point i love ninjas but yea i would love to have a good time not be disiplined to the point of me having no soul no more...good vid

  • hey dan, make a video on how to solve the 5x5x5

  • NINJAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • you totally forgot the Pinjas! ( pirate ninjas) that is the best of both worlds ! awsomness and killingness(?)

  • 1) ninjas Pwn pirates figting wise... but 2) i am routing for ninjas on awesome!! :D

  • Agreed. Dan is absolutley correct.

  • I LOVE PIRATES !

    and i would like to add that nijas are chicken for hiddng their identiy all the time and are too uptight

  • I agree with you but you forgot something: Pirates would probably be too drunk to shot a ninja that well if stomped behind him and stabbed him.

  • I AGREE WITH YOU 100%!!

    Finally someone who actually has a MIND!

  • i think ninjas for both, they would kill those damn pirates and all pirates do is drink rum and kill each other for no reason...

  • i never understood why when it says "you" it shows a sheep can anyone tell me please :(

  • @luis5387

    it's a "yew"

  • @luis5387 you are missing the point faggot, ninjas are teh best (thats the point)

    oh, and the seep im guesing is releated with lambs

  • Ninjas

    but yea Pirates r Awesome!!

  • ninjas. <.< hello. obviously.

  • Ninja's could dodge the bullets. NINJAS ^.^