The amount of bloody quotes on this thing, you would think that everyone's speakers had suddenly combusted... we have all just seen the same damn clip so GIVE IT A BLOODY REST
Let's see if this comment that DOESN'T quote various jokes in the video can also get lots of likes =] people we're watching the video, and will hear the jokes as it comes to them, we don't need you guys to quote EVERY single joke in the damn thing!
people moan saying its kinda spoils it when people put the best jokes in the comments but then why do you give it so many likes that will be hard to get down from the top comments!!!!!
@IHeartTwilight101 Haha hilarious you are. You are another waste of space.....obviously trying to be a smart-ass. Well, I was arguing about the fact people (like you) comment by copying the lines from the video. So stupid, just thumb up whores.
@sharpshootertails Anyone who doesn't know Glasgow is in Scotland is pretty sad... I'm an American who's always been terrible at geography, and even I know that.
@sunnygirly2k4 see i disagree, i would say lauren laverne is one of the few female comedians that i actually find funny. because she doesn't deliver her jokes really fast with a stupid girly laugh at the end like lucy porter, and she doesn't JUST do jokes based on the fact that she's a woman like a lot of female comedians do.
I got one.
"Why of course! That makes perfect sense!"
CJusticeHappen21 1 day ago
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*Get highest rated comment*
bloocuttlefish 3 days ago
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Dhiren04 5 days ago
WOULD-YOU-CARE-FOR-SOME-TEA?
TMan5636 1 week ago in playlist Scenes we'd like to see
Is it wrong that I really want some toast now?
Omni315 1 week ago
that dalek joke cracked me up so much i choked on my crisps
RedFlame19 2 weeks ago 3
I love Russell! And Dalek poetry readings!
crazyminilili 3 weeks ago
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bad ways for Gordon Brown to address the nation:
I'm 'G' to the 'B'
and this is how i roll,
you got beef with me
you kiss my 'a' double 's' hole!
epicness! ^_^
buniibabiee69 3 weeks ago
I love Russel Howard
pebbles1499 3 weeks ago
russel howard looks so young here, than to what he looks like now on good news...Lol :)
Lizzehhh25 3 weeks ago
14 daffodils were exterminated.
Kaizerworks 4 weeks ago 2
00:15 hugh dennis
hoddyman123 4 weeks ago
@hoddyman123 whats your point?
adambelfast1 3 weeks ago
Frankie Boyle MADE mock the week. No one had the candle he held high!
for one he had a RACIST DOOR. secondly NO ONE DISOBEYS THE CRAB MEN!
seperateways100 1 month ago
bad ways for Gordon Brown to address the nation:
I'm 'G' to the 'B'
and this is how i roll,
you got beef with me
you kiss my 'a' double 's' hole!
*epic* =P
jadexxlou96 1 month ago 4
epic russel rhymes
redl4fe 1 month ago
I'm G to the B and this is how I role....genious
superFrontrunner 1 month ago
"Its time you learnt the truth earthlings" slitheen much
TTTEproductions 1 month ago
The amount of bloody quotes on this thing, you would think that everyone's speakers had suddenly combusted... we have all just seen the same damn clip so GIVE IT A BLOODY REST
chriscook4472 2 months ago
Let's see if this comment that DOESN'T quote various jokes in the video can also get lots of likes =] people we're watching the video, and will hear the jokes as it comes to them, we don't need you guys to quote EVERY single joke in the damn thing!
TheTradge 2 months ago 6
@TheTradge NO...... don't make me do it mother! O_O
TerrorToBehold 2 months ago
"K-9, stop humping the toaster!!" XD
thebaloobearbeat 2 months ago 11
You think Tony Blair was a C*** watch this.
tophataxe1893 3 months ago 4
I didn't get to watch this episode...Is Lauren pregnant?
loveudannybabes 3 months ago 4
"You thought Tony Blair was a cunt watch this!"
havoc697 3 months ago 2
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I would rape the shit out of Lauren.
Gearfreid 3 months ago
@Gearfreid Fucking loser.
crazypianolady 2 months ago
@Gearfreid whats her last name/
goshootyaself5 1 month ago
1:09 Fuckin' Frankie!
cragmac1000 3 months ago
EXTERMINATE DAFFODILS
cjdeck1 3 months ago 153
K-9, stop humping the toaster!! XD xXx hahahahahaha <3 Russell!
ellenmelon771 4 months ago 7
WELCOME TO DALEK POTERY READING
THIS ONE IS CALLED DAFFODILS! EXTERMINATE DAFFODILS!!!!!
i had to watch this before i start to watch doctor who episode with daleks
Glee1love 4 months ago 2
EXTERMINATE DAFFODILS.
Sonicblade128 5 months ago 4
I have learnt not to look down, because of spoilers.
bigblackbeasty 5 months ago
when i saw the title of this video i was like "IS THIS REAL?!?!?!" :O <3
theskatergirl23 5 months ago 7
"YOU CAN TAKE OUR LIVES BUT YOU CAN NEVER TAKE OUR FREEDOM!"
To be honest, I would have be on his side if he said that
Studmanafier 5 months ago 6
Mock the week. About as improvised as a royal wedding.
gymnosophy 5 months ago
Why wasn't Frankie the voice of the Daleks in the new series??
TheBubblesParadox11 6 months ago 3
russell is the funiiest<3
xxjazzie98xx 6 months ago
@xxjazzie98xx
well you have a childish sense of humour then
blkcnzproductions 5 months ago
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LPF4N 6 months ago
im g to da b and this is how i roll, u got beef wi me u kiss my a double s hole! lol so funny
XNIXMOCKERSXNIX 6 months ago
people moan saying its kinda spoils it when people put the best jokes in the comments but then why do you give it so many likes that will be hard to get down from the top comments!!!!!
DANTHEMAN999100 6 months ago
it's funny that Dara says everyone like everyin
Dragunity2k11 6 months ago
EXTERMINATE DAFFODILS! XD
L4u73nx 6 months ago 2
Gordon Brown made 12 accounts and disliked this!
iFreezeGamingHD 6 months ago 2
K9 stop humping the toaster! but wheres the beep?
soundwavepulsecorp 6 months ago
12 people are humping the toaster.
xOliverTuesday 6 months ago
i liked the bit where the audience laughed
InvexProductions 6 months ago
EXTERMINATE DAFFODILS
TheSuperbigben10 6 months ago 3
12 people must b deaf x
sheky123321 6 months ago
Hahah, Daleks!
Aksdal1 6 months ago
The line someone said that was funny.
Filmzie 6 months ago
Hmm which would be worse, having to sit through a Dalek or Cyberman poetry reading?...
GhostBear3067 6 months ago
@GhostBear3067 Whichever it is, it can't be worse than Vogon poetry.
QWieke 6 months ago
@QWieke nice hitchhikers ref
MegaMarkmc 6 months ago
K-9 stop humping The Toaster!
Gaunty97 6 months ago
gordon really fucked up, didn't he?
samtheman485 6 months ago
RUSSELLLL :')
waddle16926 6 months ago 3
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*Get highest rated comment*
FaptazticSpaztic 7 months ago 38
@FaptazticSpaztic
*insert reply to top comment*
*go unnoticed*
ElliotCArcher 1 week ago 5
welcome to my dalek reading
sebzter100 7 months ago 6
stop humping the toaster!
gingerjoemark 7 months ago 8
Bad Ways for Gordon Brown to address the nation.....Hi i'm Gordon Brown
BaneofExistance1 7 months ago 7
@BaneofExistance1 Lol, my thoughts exactly XD
chelseafcrocks82 7 months ago
@BaneofExistance1 Texture like sun.
shoseki 7 months ago
You thought Tony Blair was a cunt, watch this!
Foreignhedgehog 7 months ago 6
the top comments are about what they just said - we know what they said, we dont need reminding... we just saw it
JoeyThe14th 7 months ago 5
shame rod gilbert didnt get up i love him
Hutchino46 7 months ago
Don't want to sound like a desperate teenage girl, but Russell is so fucking hot!
hahahah987again 8 months ago 219
@hahahah987again how can you like him? he's one ugly fucker lol and his teeth OMG! they're so huge you could play the piano on them.
callofpaul 7 months ago
@hahahah987again i know!
KazumixRen 5 months ago
@hahahah987again ur a desperate teenage girl!! ;-)
Cheesedevourer 5 months ago
@hahahah987again youre desperate because, well. he's not
DarbyLJBJR 4 months ago
@DarbyLJBJR whatever mate. I don't give a shit. Posted it for some laughs, so shut up.
hahahah987again 4 months ago
@hahahah987again Nothing to be ashamed of :P
I'm a guy and I think hes hot to ;)
jackalhunt1 4 months ago 2
@hahahah987again well that was just hilarious then wasn't it
DarbyLJBJR 3 months ago
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@hahahah987again Shame his jokes aren't funny.
JamesParkersStuff 3 months ago
@hahahah987again - Bucktoothed and cross eyed. I bet Quasimodo similarly turns you on :p
chrisgonatakethepiss 1 month ago
@chrisgonatakethepiss Wow. You're cool.
hahahah987again 1 month ago
@hahahah987again - Why thank you :)
chrisgonatakethepiss 1 month ago
Who is that blonde she's hilairous?
007theAlien 8 months ago
@007theAlien Lauren Laverne.
scaryninja1693 7 months ago
I love the way Dara says "evryun"
phemyda94 8 months ago
@IHeartTwilight101 Just realised....your name. Just lol. Obviously a woman.
StonesTHATdontROLL 8 months ago
@IHeartTwilight101 Haha hilarious you are. You are another waste of space.....obviously trying to be a smart-ass. Well, I was arguing about the fact people (like you) comment by copying the lines from the video. So stupid, just thumb up whores.
StonesTHATdontROLL 8 months ago
rhod gilbert said nothing at all?!? come ooon!!!
athox 8 months ago 2
STOP COMMENTING YOU STUPID WASTE OF SPACES
WE JUST WATCHED THE VIDEO MORONS
StonesTHATdontROLL 8 months ago 3
hah hah! Russel howard is a legend, :)
cheekymancunian 8 months ago
I'm G to the B and this is how I roll, you got beef with me you kiss my A-double S-Hooooole! hah hah! Russel Howard is a legend :)
cheekymancunian 8 months ago
Was Lauren Laverne pregnant at the time or is that dress just VERY unflattering?
cheekyhodgie99 8 months ago
@cheekyhodgie99 I'm pretty sure she was pregnant with her 1st child at the time.
WigginsPete 8 months ago
Did yu hear at 2:17 Russel went "niahahaha" xD
missysweetpea234 8 months ago
k9 stop humping the toaster! LOL
sophieroseanderson 8 months ago
K-9, stop humping the toaster!
OMG I love Russell SO much!
DanaScully0711 9 months ago 8
im such a fan, i liked that the boys played the charactors, i was so disapointed when dara put on the next one
Matty09Magic 9 months ago
'This is not a waste of time - you are a timelord. Have you ever given money to the Labour Party?'
Nice!!
madandyb 9 months ago 3
The way Frankie says 'DAFFODILS!!' gets me every time XD
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2:29... beautiful! lool
beware earthlings :D
russell=awesome
jogleee2011 9 months ago
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jogleee2011 9 months ago
how many people here actually know where glasgow is?
sharpshootertails 9 months ago
@sharpshootertails Anyone who doesn't know Glasgow is in Scotland is pretty sad... I'm an American who's always been terrible at geography, and even I know that.
-IMP ;) :)
IceMetalPunk 9 months ago
@sharpshootertails i do i live 30 miles away and it realy is a shit hole
Thegamedude10 9 months ago
K9.... stop humping the toaster
mountainbmx 9 months ago 4
Is lauren laverne pregnant in this video?
missdevonemily 9 months ago
Lauren Laverne is gorgeous - those outfits she wears on 10 o'Clock Live make me drool.
masere 9 months ago
@masere Quite a shame that she's not funny. Hot, though
SpiritKnob 5 months ago
What is the womans name?
WeWillNotGoQuietly 9 months ago
jesus christ a funny women!!
what be this madness?
dan333onlyhalfevil 9 months ago
God the woman really sucked
BiscuitSaw64 9 months ago
K-9 stop humpin' the toaster!
misspenguinatore 9 months ago 2
a double s holleeee!!
VioletLollie 9 months ago
EXTERMINATE!!! EXTERMINATE!!! EXTERMINATE DAFFODILS!!!
EragonFiresword 9 months ago
if you thought Tony Blair was a **** watch this! What an accurate prediction...
1madhammer 10 months ago 6
rhod gilbert WHY DIDNT YOU GO UP TO THE MIC!!
SyCoPaThEtIcAl 10 months ago 2
I'm G to the B and this is how I roll,
you got beef with me,
you kiss my A double S hole! xD
22295whiteangel 10 months ago 319
@22295whiteangel who is that guy? He's really funny :)
superrandomfbhead 8 months ago
@superrandomfbhead he is Russell Howard, you never heard of him??
22295whiteangel 8 months ago
You thought Blair was a cunt, watch this!
IoEstasCedonta 10 months ago 3
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Andy Parsons...SOOO Un-original...thumbs up if agree :)
stivmitchell04 10 months ago
@stivmitchell04 andys my favourite :D
T1NAxTH3xGR8 9 months ago
Lauren Lavern is so unfunny - fair enough that Gina Yashere is hit and miss, but this girl's fucking awful.
sunnygirly2k4 10 months ago
@sunnygirly2k4 see i disagree, i would say lauren laverne is one of the few female comedians that i actually find funny. because she doesn't deliver her jokes really fast with a stupid girly laugh at the end like lucy porter, and she doesn't JUST do jokes based on the fact that she's a woman like a lot of female comedians do.
iamafish400 10 months ago 2
"yo im g to the b and this is how i role you got beef with with me you kiss ma a-s-s hoooooooooooleee" lol i laughed so bad at that
missladdieshark 10 months ago 4
Its time you knew the truth earthlings
xTottyyy 11 months ago
Frankie Boyle and Russell Howard are the 2 funniest comedians on this show
hayes903 11 months ago
@jimmyboyG485 not when your the person he insults, its not
ruuuthiex 11 months ago
@ruuuthiex its a joke... not meant to be taken seriously. He's a comdian, it's his job/career to JOKE.
TheDean2110 10 months ago
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anyone else want to punch frankie boyle right in his stupid little face? or is just me?
ruuuthiex 11 months ago
@ruuuthiex
No, he's actually funny.
jimmyboyG485 11 months ago
@ruuuthiex
it's just you
MrDoninck 11 months ago
@ruuuthiex Its definitely just you.
DXlukus 10 months ago
@ruuuthiex It's just you biatch :/ Frankie is a ledgend!
wannabeasinga 10 months ago
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russel howard is NOT funny
MBGamingLegends 11 months ago
@MBGamingLegends
DONT say russel howards not funny -_-
Missypercy45 11 months ago 6
wounded man!!! lol
drsmokesweed 11 months ago
wounded man!!! lol
drsmokesweed 11 months ago
@Aar0nvids
Whatever XD
BETHthelegend51 11 months ago
never seen this before but lol
is it supposed to be like whos line is it anyway?
drumskater337 11 months ago
Welcome to my Dalek poetry reading!! This one is called Daffodills! ... Exterminate Daffodills! lmfao XD
lelli28xxx 11 months ago
a double s hooole
MegaMrDamo 1 year ago
1.05 to 1.38 FTW!!!!! XD
GearGod100 1 year ago
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from 1.05 to 1.38 FTW!!!! XD
GearGod100 1 year ago
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GearGod100 1 year ago
Exterminate daffodils!
Freshmanwave 1 year ago
I died laughing at the dalek poetry reading omg
emiimewsek 1 year ago
11 people were humping toasters
NHall609 1 year ago
I don't normally think too fondly of Frankie Boyle, but he is fucking brilliant now and then
twatbagism 1 year ago
russell and frankie are epic <3
anonymousollie 1 year ago
i have a good one TODAY THERE IS NO DR WHO CUZ HE'S ON STRIKE PEOPLE HA
MrZakouch 1 year ago
EXTERMINATE DAFFODILS!!!
M4rKZoRZ 1 year ago 308
I'm G to the B and thats how i roll you got got beef wi me you kiss my a double s hooolee
JMBfullmusic 1 year ago 7
I LOVE RUSSELL
ncisfan1011 1 year ago
This one is called DAFFODILES!!!
EXTERMINATE DAFFODILES!
NHall609 1 year ago 18
@TheBethHalliday
No i love Frankie Boyle too :)
BETHthelegend51 1 year ago
@OneOfThoseFunnyPeopl Oh the irony!
xXLuciferDarkheartXx 1 year ago
daffodils sounds like infidels
pandemicpoojab 1 year ago
In 2005 Russell Howard was really fat and had long greasy hair
EvilRobotFilms 1 year ago
@EvilRobotFilms
O.O SERIOUSLY?!?!?!?!!? omg.
martha368 1 year ago
@martha368 I know, search russell howard live and you will probably find a video of him then.
EvilRobotFilms 1 year ago
rob Brydon is shit all of his bolocking auto cue humor did nothing for him here...
Mick342 1 year ago
@OneOfThoseFunnyPeopl look who is talking
sexytorchy 1 year ago
Why do people use quotes from the show as a comment as if we can't hear what's actually being said?
MrSuperiorApe 1 year ago
EXTERMINATE DAFFODILS !
JennySmith12 1 year ago
11 people dont know comedy :P :P
joelfrancis561 1 year ago
(In these troubled times between our nations, i feel i need to reach out to president Putin. And say " I have shagged your mother" ) Classic!
XRioteerXBoyX 1 year ago
@OneOfThoseFunnyPeopl LOL - i hope everyone understands the irony
SuperLLawleit 1 year ago 3
@OneOfThoseFunnyPeopl
yh
megamerryn 1 year ago
EXTERMINATE DAFFODILS!!!!
Kaagh178 1 year ago 6
what does russel howard say @ 1:02 ?
musicloverforever221 1 year ago
@musicloverforever221 "K-9 stop humping the toaster"
Raida7 1 year ago
@Raida7 oh tanx i cudnt understand him
musicloverforever221 1 year ago
@OneOfThoseFunnyPeopl
technically that comment contains the words "give me a thumbs up if"
kingzak13 1 year ago
boyle ownes! up the SCOTS!
KillMrFist 1 year ago
@OneOfThoseFunnyPeopl i do
megamerryn 1 year ago
"K-9, stop humping the toaster."
NewSuperAvenger 1 year ago 4
the last one was class :L
conor928 1 year ago
@OneOfThoseFunnyPeopl Your's is the highest rated comment, and it includes the word's "give me thumbes up if..."
MattyMerrt 1 year ago