Rasta Review : Tenga Egg

[nospammax]

lmao he sounds french

[FreddyMercurysAIDS]

That feel when you accidentally mistake the lube for a packet of ketchup.

[GungraveFreak]

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[jeremystery]

next unboxing ring needs rasta review conflict

[colenbrak]

Italian?

[Kiamet]

Digital digital digital forever alone.

[kolpol99]

lmao!!

[polimonsta]

lol wtf is this???

[ToServeArmadillo]

This'll go great with my Count Cockula!

[beakerox]

The scariest thing about this video is that you know he probably used it after.

[SlothPolice]

@beakerox but hey, as if you wouldn't eyy? eyyyy!?

[danbaker90]

with a strait face!

[gravywpg]

comedic genius

[b1bIs1337]

that poster was worth the 5 bucks

[diggizip]

Is it me or did he turn Mexican 1:30 onwards?

[pyramidheadthingy]

put it on the mushroom top

[crunkndunk]

garrett please read this i found you in another video playing some ufo instrument if you search "Street musician with unbelievable instrument!" on youtube you should find it please give it a rasta review i want to see how much spliffs it is worth

[TheEpitomeofMan]

This was "hard" to watch.

[radonculus]

He should have made neglect dreads.

[slyguy33945]

If I didn't know better I'd say this was advertising

[EarthboundD2]

Can I buy that poster from you? Please :)

[ps3specter]

Max will film anything.

[WuzitWorthit]

deleted internet history.

[theC4K3is4lie]

CAN'T

STOP

LAUGHING!

I fucking love you garrett.

[ToxBoxProductions]

2:36 Eric Baudour enjoying his new Tenga Egg.

[JoshJamesification]

Garrett's gonna look real fucked up when he's really old

[ryukukuku]

Oh my god what is this song.

[macncheese2392]

WAIT WHAT?!?!? He said Max, does that mean that this video and the Unboxing Ring videos are in the same universe? Or am I just a DC 52 week fag?

[CooptheSnoop21]

I hope that was a Kyle reference at the beggining

[wthist]

Spider Motiooon!

[72393pac]

this vid was such a great excuse to buy that egg eh garret?

[hmongthaoboi]

too bad it's one time use

[chronomitch]

oh god I can't stop laughing!

[toastfan902]

>sitting at desk, watching this vid

>notice rasta hat on the desk

>put it on

>yea mon

[Physhi]

Max, are we still recording?

[7InchGrowerDick]

LOOOOL "Put it on daaa Mushroom top"

[KyatiTyname3]

He should have fucked it with one of his dreads

[ryan57693]

Rasta Review/Unboxing Ring crossover PLEASE?

[octupus6]

@ryan57693 This IS a crossover! The "Max" he refers to is the camera man from The Unboxing Ring!

[NovaStasis]

As soon as he jerked that cardboard off, I came and started farting.

[Plasticbag3121]

....so it guess this means he used it hahahaha

[TheLottoTube]

MORE :O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MrYeahman007]

we need Kevin's review

[skwisgaar16]

Myax finally met mega64?

[Johnylogic16]

Rasta reviww unboxing ring callab plox thank you

[blenderface]

Max works for Garrett too?

[nowindowstolove]

STOP FAKING IT POSEUR WE ALL SEE THE STRAIGHT EDGE TATTOO GODDAMMIT GARRETT YOU ALMOST MADE THIS VIDEO OVER 4 MINUTES TO UGGGGGGGH

[NotSoCoolAfterAll2]

These aren't funny or entertaining but I still watch them...WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?

[Budogenkai]

I can smoke this.

[Visualundeath]

That got depraved REAL fast.

[VenomFro]

god damn max

[massfx7]

I hope they don't use a used Tenga Egg for a special prize.

[solexhn]

italian rasta accent

[DeadpoolDeadcool]

I don't think Garret even smokes.

[Bakashackleford]

@DeadpoolDeadcool IT's called satire you dolt

[aberstef]

there needs to be a rasta review/unboxing ring collab

[DeadpoolDeadcool]

I thought it was going to be candy.

[TKMVillar]

Ah gross. I know someone used it too.

[turncoattradition]

eggselent

[ORIGINALGAMINGGUY]

..I just googled tenga egg before watching this review.. now I just finished LMFAO!

[sixdaysnow]

He's da Wettest in da Buildin!

[roundhouse87]

I'd fuck it.

[Andokool12]

thangumax

[BlauTrabant]

Jamaica: full of white people with French accents masturbating.

[ReefBear]

What?

[fubsie2]

Max, the real man behind Mega64.

[Penpen2crayon]

I spit out my drink when I saw the title

[MasterPibb]

SPLIF MOTION

[BootyFister]

THUMBS UP IF FAMILY GUY BROUGHT YOU HERE.

[IPITYTHEFOOLZ]

Best series ever.

[Crow0mega]

Max Gilardi's there?

[conversepunk992]

I thought it was gonna be a chocolate egg... :c

[0MrFusion0]

why is he reviewing an egg timer? wait...what? oh jesus...thats not a timer... thats not a timer at all!!!

[PsycloneAlpha]

Why do you all keep letting Max record your videos? He never does anything right!

[LordAndret]

Dirty sauce is the only way I roll...

[MrButtersButters]

You sound like Bas Rutten

[narutofan9tf]

what is a Te- Oh Jesus!

[chiposorus]

Amazing

[troyisfilming]

I hope thats not Tylers lighting!

[DwarfioHax]

I can't smoke this.

[Kidzilla99]

@DwarfioHax Come on man... you can stretch a big spliff inside of it and have a good time man!

[skaninja21]

so did a fan buy that for you or did you buy it yourself? cuz i remember in a podcast, you said you'd never buy one on your own...

[TehFrohMan]

Oh man, Rocco's gonna pissed when he sees what you did with his girlfriend . . .

[Exoand]

@TehFrohMan I thought his right hand was his girlfriend

[zaengo]

@TehFrohMan oh snap

[R370RD]

I'd rather stick my dick into the meat grinder.

[lvl100pokemans]

Hey hey hey hey

Smoke weed every day

[MrMiddleKick]

But i want to know whose risponsahblitee this is.

[TheSkyCracker]

Is that a secret prize poster?

[TheSkyCracker]

I wanted to see the infamous horsecock.

[ytnbsa]

the accent kinda bounces between jamaican and borat

[xFreox]

smoke weed

[BennettandOchoa]

next Pasta Review needs to be on spagett

[caqtv]

Half Jamaican, half Russian

[Rei328]

It's yo boi fruit snacks!

[LiquidIsokisok]

Tenga Toppa is my favorite anime.

[bobbinsthethird]

@LiquidIsokisok Agree

[joshvanvalkenburg]

You sound like a European guy.

[Clarketk]

Can I try it out when you're done with it?

[Ultimaroko]

I don't think Humpty Dumpty would want to be put back together after this

[noobz0r]

i thought it was that chapstick shit

[T3hXBLAshow]

Whats sad is I knew what it was before he spoke about it.

[VinalG4ce]

What I learned in this review? Garrett is easily aroused.

[CasperWK]

suckin on yo mushroom tip

[sonikku1471]

Looks like he gives a good handjobs :3

[waddledee1000]

Can't believe someone actually got Garret this....

[alexmusteatpie2]

why did i get turned on by this

[MetalVikingGreg]

So can you hard boil it or scramble it? I need to know this!

[jmart0031]

def got yolk'd b4 this one!

[mightypancake]

love these pasta reviews! do spaghetti next!

[joesixtyfour]

These are getting more and more embarrassing...luv it :D

[AlexVendetta360]

Why is he STILL talking Like Tommy Wiseau?

[PoringClawk]

why am I not surprised that someone actually bought one for him?

[ilaglikehell]

Max was tripping balls

[killervacuum]

its funny cause hes white

[aspinall2k8]

All ma homies say dis is da shit.

[tippo1449]

@aspinall2k8 ALLH MACH HOMIES

[ItsFizikal]

that accent really became Mexican at times

[BO3000B]

You can tell Garrett's sniffed his share of puss drip in his life

[IndeedCodyBrown]

Max is my boy

[SolidOberon]

O look, it's the pole posliher again.

[alphaotakux]

Lol. Awesome.

[ProfDizzyZoo]

For fuck's sake, Max

[igludsss]

My mate, Rick in Osaka will himself one for Christmas.

[zachy7777]

Max, is this still recording?

[solid408]

Tank Yu Max

[TheFabsLulz]

What an eggcellent review

[fromaginator1]

You'll be Crammin'... your junk into this little egg

[Hayaishin]

@fromaginator1 It's from Japan, are you really that surprised?

[iownu92]

@fromaginator1 Crammin' in the name of the lord

[Swishiee]

Garrett, your Rasta Reviews are what keep me going in life. Without these, I don't know what I'd do with myself.

[astroblackable]

Did garret get a new tattoo?

[narcolepticchairftw]

wait holy shit you can buy one of these for $3.00 i'm ordering now.

[LeveledUp1]

Max is working for you now? Did Tyler fired him?

[Mammet16]

I want that poster.

[Ry0wn]

I think this is the best Rasta Review yet. Everything about it was perfect. The cardboard tube had me feeling like it was really your dick, man, right

[narcolepticchairftw]

I can't fucking believe he actually bought one, holy shit I lol'd.

You have Janet. YOU DON'T NEED AN EGG.

[nelthas]

whata fucking joker no way you got max romeo at your place

[dilsco]

Congrats, Garrett, you jacked off a cardboard tube.

[HighbrowHumour]

WHAT THE FUCK JAPAN?

[GoldStingProductions]

Oh shit Max?  Fuckin' unboxing ring crossover

[Jazeps024]

@GoldStingProductions so who IS Max anyway?

[DeathNote]

YESS!!! You did it!

[TheRemorser]

>J-list Order

[BucketCapacity]

@TheRemorser

>green-texting on youtube

[omisril]

welp

[Juhsayngul]

The mushroom top

[DarkDevil5AO]

wtf

[sorasorasora0]

I've been waiting for this review, 'mon!

[extracrispyz]

I wonder when Max will get his own skit.

[persianfob]

i was expecting a real demo. worst review ever!

[Leerotica]

I love when his accents goes into Australian for a small second.

[xpointkiller]

dah fuck

[TGSibtrippin226]

EYYYY MON YOU DA LIKE DA SMOKE EEYYY