2:52 "Doesn't matter whether they're the king's horses or not. Don't s.... Certainly don't send ALL of 'em!!! THAT'S GONNA BE CHAOS!!!" X''D That part always gets me most! XD
4.you didn't notice I skipped three.5 You're checking now
6. You're smiling
7.You are still reading my comment
9 You didn't realize I skipped eight
10. You're checking again and smiling about how you fell for it again.
11. You are enjoying this 12. You didnt realize there are only supposed to be ten facts. post this to one video and tomorrow is the best day ever
You know you could try and spoil that joke by pointing out at no point do's it actually say that humpty was an egg but the priciples stillt here I sopose.... :)
Hate him
TizTommy 5 days ago
I made the mistake of eating something whilst watching this
aghiarasberry 6 days ago
fucked
MoltenMustafa 2 weeks ago
I thought the original rhyme was about a cannon which fell off the battlements (hence needing the horses and lots of men to transport it).
dashtk 1 month ago 2
which set is this from? it's just politics isn't it? why the different set?
eghed8 1 month ago
@eghed8 It's from his special stand-up show, Out of England The Stand-up Special
AnnonProduction 1 month ago
Fucked!
CrissCross407 1 month ago
'We've got a cracked egg, shall we send a horse?.....definitetly not
Xiolablu3 1 month ago
lol bet he jumped off the wall
100percentgradeA 1 month ago
where is the funny part I still haven't found it
JanAshaIzzyMayaNinja 2 months ago
@JanAshaIzzyMayaNinja I thought the same thing when I read your comment and realised you were trying to be funny...
rocky5768 2 months ago 5
The original humpty dumpty rhyme was a riddle with the answer being a bottle of some kind of ale or something.
This joke still applies, everyone can quit trying to act smart.
marharth 3 months ago
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2:52 "Doesn't matter whether they're the king's horses or not. Don't s.... Certainly don't send ALL of 'em!!! THAT'S GONNA BE CHAOS!!!" X''D That part always gets me most! XD
KrytenMark 3 months ago
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KrytenMark 3 months ago
Fucked.
BabySang99 3 months ago 3
Horse comes over. Fucked.
beezneez00 4 months ago 6
Lol u know its shown as an egg in the pictures of it
TDFberry 4 months ago
Ricky, it never said Humpty Dumpty was an egg.
wrightman690 4 months ago
@wrightman690 He actually precedes this clip in saying that it's depicted in books that he is an egg.
mrbreckles 1 month ago
who said humpty dumpty is an egg?
danield2332 5 months ago
The point to Humpty Dumpty is the power of destruction and that even great power can not repair a simple cheap object that has been destroyed
TheRealSmacker 6 months ago
There is nothing funny about this. Its just because its Ricky Gervais, who is funny at times. Just not this time. This whole joke is just stupid.
thesidewindersleeps 6 months ago
@thesidewindersleeps and ur semi intelligent. *wink**wink*
n4s7yf1sh 6 months ago
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10 facts about you:
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4.you didn't notice I skipped three.5 You're checking now
6. You're smiling
7.You are still reading my comment
9 You didn't realize I skipped eight
10. You're checking again and smiling about how you fell for it again.
11. You are enjoying this 12. You didnt realize there are only supposed to be ten facts. post this to one video and tomorrow is the best day ever
mitchmich69 6 months ago
Where can we get the full version of Ricky's show?
He's too amazing!
NDFDebater 7 months ago
Oh my God, I seriously almost pissed myself laughing at this XD
Randomidus 8 months ago
"f*cked"
PriitSiimon1 8 months ago
@markyboy27able sorry mate i think you don't quite understand.....that i was he says in the original version
graemebdj 9 months ago
@markyboy27able are you fucking mental hahahaha
graemebdj 9 months ago
You know you could try and spoil that joke by pointing out at no point do's it actually say that humpty was an egg but the priciples stillt here I sopose.... :)
greenelf12 10 months ago
Ha
Klayribel 11 months ago
when he said "Don't send horses to perform medical procedures" i freakin lost it!
hairyguy23 11 months ago 3
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Anusdhka 1 year ago
We've got a cracked egg; should we send a horse?
NO! Definitly not!
lmao
31arctica 1 year ago 45
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8CIC8 1 year ago
Great bit! :D
8CIC8 1 year ago
omg, i am in tears. this is hilarious
magprae 1 year ago 4
when i first heard this i was actually reduced to tears from laughing soo much! great vid.
smilerboyboy 1 year ago 5
Masterful breakdown of Humpty Dumpty
midnightsteel 1 year ago 4
This is his best delivery of the humpty dumpty skit though. Especially from 2:17 onwards.
poiu0987jj 1 year ago 3
Naruto in nine-tailes
Sasuke in ducky form
*the fight*
Naruto steps on Sasuke.....fucked!
Ha haha Brandon and Joe :3
gaaracullen 2 years ago