The First DJO Obama Video

[VT903M]

Exactly Tattoo, Jesus. CHRISTZZZZZZZZZXXXXXX

[paraguay245]

Paraguay dont crearly understand what is going on in the world? Without clear explenation all about this, doutbful. "Happy in Paraguay" Wrong!. Doubfull, yes!

North American, No more land, no more funds.

[pillsareyummy]

I like to sneak into restaurants and masturbate into the mashed potatoes. Then, I go home and drink apple juice...

[Iffy350]

Whats the point of life. . . blow'n shit up!

[REDxSPYDER]

ive watched all of your vids, and i laugh till i cry every single time, ive shown all my friends and i quote your shit all the time. i have a rooster back at my place, he makes popcorn!... we could fill this entire hallway with fucking popcorn.

DJO FOR LIFE.

[jeniferirwin]

For some reason the random sneezes cause me to die with laughter.

[schuriken]

you have a thing with apple juice m8...

[Mattteus]

41625 Arm St.

[Mattteus]

"don't mess with the tympani, honey. I have it tunes for the Mahler" -MST3K

[SymphonyImpaled]

@ameezeez

Very, very true.

[Liivri]

I wonder how those flowers taste.

[SymphonyImpaled]

What does the dude say at 2:42?

[ameezeez]

@SymphonyImpaled who cares? its still funny as hell. =D

[454Casull]

9 for fart noises

[FoodBasedLubricant]

"quote from video"

[justmemy1banana]

give me som God damn JUICE...Apple juice, banana juice, watermelon juice, orange juice all kinds of juice....JUICE JUICE JUICE!!!!!!!

[seanThree16]

People, watch this thumb action shit!

[critter505]

bite your wrists!

[texturedwalls]

do you know how to pop zits?........with a pitch fork....

BAHAHAH XDDDD

[LupusFang]

press 9 for a fart

[prelede]

PERFECT.

[lcmorgan1221]

That was fucking awesome!

[lcmorgan1221]

@lcmorgan1221 I think that's what Obama probably would have said, but he was mesmerized by the teleprompter....

[MrCrowart]

Press 3 over and over and hear sarah's fuck / burpgasm

[sandman19681012]

Dude. I gotta tell you. I have been watching your videos all morning. This is some of the funniest shit I have ever saw. I can not remember when I have laughed so hard. Thanks bro.

[AlaricVG]

I get so horny when I whistle. I spanked twelve octopusses and a whale. Stacked 'em and sodomized 'em. I wouldda fucked 'em but it was droopy.

[brimstone57]

"what im trying to say is.... sorry, fuck america, nazis are gonna come into your home.... at least thats what we're hoping" so funny, but sad thats probably what he wanted to say

[MrLukeTahoe]

ohhh baby.. have a flafel

[nmays51]

24 people did check out the thumb action. Shit!

[logician360]

go to your room

[jckalkwarf]

Anyone got a tympani? I'm gonna f*ck with it. Boom Boom Bam...

[psychoschizos]

this is bullshit but im handsome and im smart....thank you.

[jeniferirwin]

@psychoschizos A-CHOO!

[3BricksHigher]

YOU ROCK THE F'N HOUSE!!!

[barlylegal18]

- insert random line from video -

Isn't this the way to get voted up?

[XeroTheManic1]

Obama made 24 accounts and disliked the vid.

[jsanchez430]

Oooo baby have a falaffle!!

[tonydominoactor]

"What if I had a florescent pancreas?" What a great bumper sticker.

[whitnizzleshizzlediz]

I slapped 8 octopuses and a whale I would have fucked em, stacked em, and then sodomized them but I was droopy.

[TheZerothDegree]

"This is bullshit. But I'm handsome, and smart" = my new facebook status :P

[barscotch]

WHOA! WHO THE HELL WAS THAT STICKING THEIR HEAD OUT OF THE "O" IN DAYJOB AT 3:30 ?!?!?!  I JUST CAUGHT THAT!!!

[someguywhocanfly]

@barscotch

Wow, I didn't even notice!

[dayjoborchestra]

@barscotch That's Christ; DJO's bassist!

[barscotch]

@dayjoborchestra Makes sense to me!! :-)

[barscotch]

@dayjoborchestra I understand he's a werewolf...

[barscotch]

My horse shot me at the bat museum? Awesome!

[littleotis57]

Fucking Brilliant!

[littleotis57]

Fucking Brilliant! Love this.

[AssassinxDog]

I spanked four octopusses and a whale. I would of f*cked em', stacked em', and then sodomised them but it was droopy.

[surfingsuicune]

Apple juice goes rancid.

[rootvalue]

God I'm so horny when I whistle.

[JurplesFTW]

-What's the point of life?

-Blowin' shit up.

xD

[shoebox182]

I spanked 4 octopusses and a whale.....nice

[peacelord]

Cream!

[TimTheOneAndOnly]

"What if I had a fluorescent pancreas?"

I spat my cereal all over the desk when he said that, haha :D

[TheR4nsum]

"People ! Watch this thumb action shit" lmao

[JMUDoc]

"I need salad, frnech fries and Cool Whip."

"How 'bout a hockey bag, ya PRICK!?"

[freekyfry420]

"Bean bags" crist all mighty. Jesus criiiiiiiiieeeesssssttttttttte­eeeeeheeehe

[dondude69]

Does anyone have any apple juice?

[scra999]

My horse shot me at the bat museum.

I love DJO

[ghost7514]

shazam!

[topscottyfan]

wa wa wa bum

[voicetube]

WOW!!!! I have been a fan for awhile (DJO) but had never seen this one(!!) I am coming to the end of the DJO Canon.. neeeeddd mmmooorrreee aaappplleee jjjjjjj Ok, I'm done.

[gigglesilly17]

<33333333333333333333333

[plimps101]

2:33 Seconds = peed my pants laughing

[Tenn29]

people watch this thumb action shit lol

[AmoxMind]

This is bullshit, but I'm handsoem and smart...Thank you XD

[SARKEK]

"I want you Dorothy."

[Invertedcontrolls]

Do you know how to pop zits, with a pitch fork?

[winstontheband]

SO AWESOME

[paiwanhan]

Fulcrum is after the intersect...

[AngryLeroy]

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[mjolnirmark1]

Me talks to beanbags.

NO YOU DON'T!

[melodicdreamer72]

Watch the spinning colors closely and listen to my voice. The teleprompter cannot tell a lie. Just wait until he turns around so you can lick his @S$.

[queeneve]

this is bullsh*t, but I'm handsome, and smart, thank you.

[Cyraxthe666]

I think there's a party at...41625. Wait, what fucking street is it?

[pandarsson]

@Cyraxthe666 nnnnArm. nAwesome.

[CalicoatMaker]

lol i doubt this was dubbed or edited. Seriously, the crap he thinks we believe.

[Geassguy360]

Whats the point of life?

Blowin shit up.

[ododidit]

lovely how you get some real truths in at start, love it :)

Fuck the Chemtrails...

[ItchyGuy87]

CREAM!

[FredMcWoozy]

lol

[Pluh88]

i spanked 12 octopuses and a whale

[sk8r2254]

This is just what I needed today. A damn good laugh. "People check out this thumb actions shit!"

[badger861]

What if I had a florescent pancreas? hahahaha

[wendyclare1]

daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmnnn !!

[BuffMcGruff1]

I'm made to whistle

[Tetsusaiga43]

Armmmmm Awesome.

[KingDonko]

I'm REALLY into fartin'.  I also find myself randomly exclaiming "Shazaam'sMuthafucker'sCancer!­" to myself.

[stonescourt3]

i think theres a party at 41625...wait! what street is it?

[CounterAttack11]

I had to pause it at "florescent pancreas", I was laughing too hard to watch any further. =)

[GodGunsGutsGlory777]

That was some FUNNY stuff!

Nice work!

Now how do you forward this to friends with the lame new layout on youtube?

[mutedisciple]

Shazam!

[JMUDoc]

"My horse... shot me at the bat museum"

I was WEEPING all the way through :D

[KingDonko]

It's just not the same without an applejuice reference my friend!

[pandarsson]

@KingDonko: You weren't listening.

"Apple juice goes rancid!"

[KingDonko]

True, but that would be an apple juice reference regardless sir!

[danusmc78]

Everything these guys do contains apple juice.

[MicrosoulV3]

2:31 lol.....beans bags, christ all mighty.........jesus...christe­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee lol

[hveiti]

This is bullshit but I'm handsome and smart. Thank you.

[BurritoFunk]

People, watch this thumb action shit XD

[dcope88]

I think there's a party at 41625. Wait...what fuckin street is it?

[carleysmada]

"gimme a sandwich extra mattresses!"

[garblojones]

hahahah "anyone got a timpani, I'm gonna fuck with it"

[vicsmiles]

what if my pancreas was fluorescent?

[mugwump1]

You made the Ricardo Montalban & Wicked Witch connections that I have always felt were the case, but couldn't express to anyone who really cared! Wows!

[stoogemoedude]

What's the point of life? Blowing shit up. Obviously.

[Parent33w]

"at least we're hopin'" funny shit. Nice video. America, laugh or cry. It's our future.

[NixorX]

Do you know how to pop zits? With a pitchfork?

[THEPANTSWEREDEAD]

we like fascism!

[wethreestooges]

Jesus Chrieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeest!

[shaokem]

'What's the point of life'---'Blow'n shit up!'  EPIC!!!

[amphixious]

i need more of this

[Ideulogy]

I think there's a party at, 41625... Ohh wait! What fuckin' street is it? mnmnmnm ARRRM! N'awesome.

[AJMWriter]

When my 8 month old kiddo gets gassy, I'll actually look at her and say, "Boo yeah I'm into fartin'!" It makes her giggle. =)

[richieblackhearted]

Fuck you whitey. Get me a sandwich full of mattresses.

[robintate]

this is bullshit but im smart and handsome, thanks.

[RikaRulez]

this deserves way more views!

[Fitzcard]

Whats the point of life?

Blowing shit up

[eastsideboy999]

i want a flourescent pancreas! XD

[mr3data]

canned laugh track is like a sweet cherry on top; if this was a sundae i'd...enjoy it

[Mysidekick13]

Lol whistling sound

[pandarsson]

I would have fucked 'em. Stacked 'em... and then sodomized them, but it was droopy.

You guys slay me.

[craZychris891]

JESUS CRISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTT

lmao

[Rushthatspeaks]

My horse shot me at the bat museum? Haha!

[dpsavings]

that wasnt a voice over thats what he was really saying......NOTHING!!!!!! like always

[HollyPhi]

LMAO! Great job on this video.

[sawhiskey6]

do you kno how to pop zits with a pitchfork

[Juandpea]

Thank God there's Apple Juice.

[interestingperson121]

JEZUZ CHRIIIIIIZEEEEEE 8-D

[interestingperson121]

Beanbags almighty ....

[CleanHappyGlock]

2:56 Powell is a reptoid.

[Gormanmod]

Reptilians are simply the stupid creation to come out of the ufo community.

[imxlnt2]

lol!

[GBart]

Gee! zoom! Buh!

[qwikstix3]

anyone got a timpani? im gonna fuck with it.. YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING HILARIOUS

[interestingperson121]

amazing video

[clarkboats]

Danm I love these.........

[Vamooska]

That was awesome.....Im kickin dis link to all my boos

[SagaDarvulia]

*Sneezes*

[Omnicron4735]

That music at the end is definitely a DJO song.. but what's the title?

I'd love to hear the whole thing.

[BuffMcGruff1]

Do you know how to pop zits with a pitchfork?

[starsstanley99]

i spanked 12 octupuses and a whale...hilarious!!

[ambreec28]

salad, french fries and cool whip??? LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL!!!!!

[Honeylard]

WHAT'S THE POINT OF LIFE? -BLOWIN' SHIT UP!

AHahahahahahaha genius!!

[markvanslam]

Any one got a timpani? Im gon fuck wit it...fulcrum.

[flamingspinach]

Do you know how to pop zits? With a pitchfork? *spits*

lol

[chinchillaman1]

0:58 Shazam!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2:29 JESUS CHRIIIIIIISTTTTTIIIIII!!!!

best parts lol

[Supertails90]

"Are those flowers? Thanks. *inhales flowers*"

[MetalEMOgothic]

2:45 ~ wabbababamm XDDDD woot

[MetalEMOgothic]

2:33 ~ XDDDDDD jesus chriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiisssssssssssssssssst

[MetalEMOgothic]

pfffffffffffui *flomp*

[rhythmicginger]

"Anyone got timpani? I'm gonna fuck with it. Fulcrum!"

Nice bit of drummerspeak in there :)

[21goodyears]

caught that too...very sick! ~.^ mfing cool

[luvbucket]

What if I had a florescent pancreas?

[ohsnapcojax]

"Washington is full of eels." hahaha

[flamingspinach]

Washington is my hovercraft

[OMEGA2669]

Did I catch the word "Fulcrum" in there?

[midevalcheese]

I heard it.

[OMEGA2669]

Interesting a reference to the show "Chuck" in there. LoL.

[chopperbana]

Wubble bum, let of the police!!! lol

[RifleMan80]

MORE McCain!!! LOL

[Yacob64]

Lol, always with the apple juice. I love it

[RifleMan80]

"People, watch this thumb action shit"

"Bean bags, christ almighty! Jesus Christ!........eeeeeeeeeeeeeee­ee"

John "The Insane" McCain! Funny shit!

[mavisbeaconspancreas]

-Hey Zbigniew, can I be the pope?

-GO BOMB RUSSIA.

[MooseyFate100]

1:24 CREAM

Made soda come out my nose, but it was worth it.

[nndsmc]

this is bullshit, but im handsome..aand smart

[polandcentral1]

CREAM!

[SirBroadsword]

Heh, if you drag the slider to 1:37 you can catch the tail-end of McCain's "eeeeee".... His right soulder starts out under the AP logo and moves to the right of the screen... I swear, someone needs to make a "McCain "eeeees" while I play unfitting music" out of that... :-)

[SirBroadsword]

Seriously, when you find the spot I mentioned, keep clicking on it over and over again... It sound really weird... :-P

[belstrum]

so we ned six basketballs...and a hologram

[ancestron]

Free Mason

[MizAlexandria]

mccains part almost killed me because his facial expressions matched what he was saying

[superc200]

hahah that is hilarious

"Oh baby, have a falafel!"

I... CRIED.