I was eating a piece of parmesan, burst laughing, a chunck of cheese went through my nasal cavity.. couldnt screem.. tried to move from my bed seeking help, feet covered with Vaseline after my pedicure WHAAM slipped face down.. cheese out but with a head bump.
Wow... that's pretty damn evil. I was wondering where the clip of the chick slipping was from. Thanks for posting the link. And where did you get the number from, do they have a census in hell?
bless those canadians for giving me an excuse to openly mock the maimed and handicapped.
and mr. smooth is in for a big surprise when he wakes up in the morning to find his PJs crawling with molten ants. what i wouldn't give to be a molten fly on the wall...
Molten Ants? Child's play. Why not just give your victims hugs? No, for my victims, I replace their sinew with Jello. This is evil in three ways. 1. Jello is delicious, so it is evil to hide it just under the skin where one cannot eat it without gnawing their own arm. 2.You can make a lot of money endorsing Jello products, and money is the root of all evil. 3. Jello pudding is known to make for horrible sinew. Keep trying though, and until then... Hail Satan!
most excellent....I have oft wondered who would rise to the task of destroying the ever so "good" johnnysmooth individual. I am overjoyed that it has you who took on the task. (I was rooting for either you or giraffegiraffegiraffegiraffe to be the one)
I thought they were commercials meant to promote becoming more physically coordinated,lol... Please don't take custard away....please....
Tedsuzan 3 years ago
I almsot suffocated to death watching ur video.
I was eating a piece of parmesan, burst laughing, a chunck of cheese went through my nasal cavity.. couldnt screem.. tried to move from my bed seeking help, feet covered with Vaseline after my pedicure WHAAM slipped face down.. cheese out but with a head bump.
tamagochita 4 years ago 4
heheh. nice.
FyreHyde 4 years ago
picklejar?
What the fucks wrong with you.
AVOLITE 4 years ago
first time seeing this guy hahaha
verywoody1 4 years ago 2
lol
squalg 4 years ago
Dude you are freaking awesome!
starbelfire 4 years ago 2
This comment has received too many negative votes show
your ideas are dull and have nothing to do with the workplace and it's lack of basic safety procedures.
FIaps 4 years ago
I'm pretty sure you're a genius. I love you.
Haha <3
ParanormalPansy 4 years ago 4
HAHAHAHA,
man...
for once someone makes a decent video reply to something, nice work man :D
nocturnde 4 years ago 3
Space station accident totally her fault hahah dark humor
missuscake 4 years ago
I love your voice.
You sound like the narration from Total Annihilation.
Anonymous9001 4 years ago
He...He sounds absolutely NOTHING like John Patrick Lowrie.
MaulMachine 4 years ago
waT THE FC?
kcazaa 4 years ago
Very funny man, but you def need to upgrade your equipment.
Also, Ask A Ninja is stealing your style.
ronocdh 4 years ago
He's using evil equipment. Evil equipment does not need upgrading.
Physhi 4 years ago 4
FINALLY! SOMEBODY gets it!
ColPicklejar 4 years ago
"Demon Bars. A triple-threat of caramel, nougat, and molten ants guaranteed to satisfy even the toughest of cravings."
TormentedByDemons 4 years ago
haha
awesome
and evil
rivals1 4 years ago
when did you make this?
christmas special! i wanna do it! time is running out!
Fish1552 4 years ago
I didn't make this. My master was the one who brought you this greatness.
ElfenLied619 4 years ago
u look like a fuckin Wolf
deepgrudge 4 years ago 3
AHAHA you are funny.
ziadziad1 4 years ago
favorited
pyrodogg 4 years ago
fuckin' rocks
Sisial 4 years ago
yea, u really need a gud cam & a better mic.
shamoni8 4 years ago
why can't a demon get a good camra
gopotter 4 years ago
Do you have any idea how hard it is to get a decent camera in hell. It's almost impossible man, even for a demon as great as Picklejar.
ElfenLied619 4 years ago 2
*raises hand*
this demon
*points to self*
got a good camera.
i think satan hates me best.
*sticks out tounge*
Fish1552 4 years ago
i love the way you say "picklejar here"
iirishface 4 years ago
I am entertained by your energetic display of rage/joy
UltimateMrBoogie 4 years ago
I don't think the last scenario would have worked without the gelato stand, brilliant.
MBRHIndustries 4 years ago
I agree.
Colinnnnnnn 4 years ago
What happened to your camera quality!? PURE EVIL!
TheJamesLock 4 years ago
oh man, my sides hurt.
jmpmo03 4 years ago
Yeah!
JXintheZ 4 years ago
ALL HAIL LORD PICKLEJAR. From his humble servant Lungshot Manatee.
ElfenLied619 4 years ago 3
nice!
shamoni8 4 years ago
Holy crap... you know how long I've been friggin waiting for a new video from you? I mean seriously... jesus christ!!
erm... I mean...
angrypunkbronxkid 4 years ago 2
HAIL SATAN
good video as always lord picklejar
Lantagonist 4 years ago
You rock my socks, Picklejar!
DocRusty 4 years ago 2
question pickeljar, how does one ear his demonic name? I'd like one immediately, i dont want to earn it though. I just want it. Damn you.
vanawesome 4 years ago 2
hail you pickeljar. Hail you big time.
vanawesome 4 years ago 3
"and never trust the russians"
So true, by the way what happened to the equipment, I guess this low quality is torture even the viewers you evil bastard lol good work anyway
TeddyOG 4 years ago 2
that was one interesting vid....
the chick getting burned was intense too
achampag 4 years ago 2
Wow... that's pretty damn evil. I was wondering where the clip of the chick slipping was from. Thanks for posting the link. And where did you get the number from, do they have a census in hell?
t3hrunt 4 years ago 2
bless those canadians for giving me an excuse to openly mock the maimed and handicapped.
and mr. smooth is in for a big surprise when he wakes up in the morning to find his PJs crawling with molten ants. what i wouldn't give to be a molten fly on the wall...
andymcgaffigan 4 years ago 3
Molten ants. Interesting choice. I usually just go with fire. I'll have to try that.
armymen4ever 4 years ago 3
Molten Ants? Child's play. Why not just give your victims hugs? No, for my victims, I replace their sinew with Jello. This is evil in three ways. 1. Jello is delicious, so it is evil to hide it just under the skin where one cannot eat it without gnawing their own arm. 2.You can make a lot of money endorsing Jello products, and money is the root of all evil. 3. Jello pudding is known to make for horrible sinew. Keep trying though, and until then... Hail Satan!
galactor123 4 years ago 5
Molten ants?.. I just can't get my mortal brain around that concept!
ovationceleb 4 years ago 3
Well said my lord
dark640 4 years ago 3
Lol...
"LONGSHOT MANATEE"
InnateStrife 4 years ago 3
very interesting, you gave a useful message without going against your principles.
Cubekou 4 years ago 5
most excellent....I have oft wondered who would rise to the task of destroying the ever so "good" johnnysmooth individual. I am overjoyed that it has you who took on the task. (I was rooting for either you or giraffegiraffegiraffegiraffe to be the one)
eire138 4 years ago 5
Picklejar= Evil Genius. I would love to play Bridge with this guy.
kirkenbunken 4 years ago 5
Yes, that was an evil video indeed.
TheSpiderMind 4 years ago 5