ESCAPE TO LOS ANGELES

[ArtistikVision]

wow.. a.d.d. much?? =]

[aklp65]

YES! I DID sneeze during this video. Thanks, Toby.

[ObsessionsAreIn]

I love you, I love your face, and it's alright that you can't love my right arm because I love both of yours! Audience loves you Toby! Peace off! :D

[jungletoes76]

i saw you and justine at ikea

[miteyboosh23]

@jungletoes76  recently??!

[Kronoroth]

DANG ETTT I WANNA MEET YOU WATCHED LIKED 17 VLOGS AND YOUR ALWAYS GOING TO MIAMI WHERE I LIVE Xq!!!

[Pineapplesaur]

I gasped when he said trader joes. And then I saw his lovely glasses and I double gasped. 8')

[futbolj42]

I don't even need a cheat code to eff you...up then down then left then right.

[sylm93]

add me plz

[BlackLilyofPain]

aww nuggets, imma go fav and like u vid, already subcribed, maybe i be lucky

[AnimeAnimal542]

.... Damn Toby.... Your just so irresistable (i think thats how u spell it) in your Glasses!! I almost sneezed in this I got the freeking Sniffles...... v.v *Sniffle* GODD DAMNIT

[JulandLauren]

i'm actually am drinking a vitamin c drink while watching this

[dwn2earthgurl]

Awhhh ur so adorkable woth glasses :3 haha

[TheMentalChicks]

My god, ever since I watched u in Sacred Cow all I can think about is u being an evil anti-catholic priest killer with glasses and leeches... Ur such a great actor, especially when u do evil or darker roles because it's totally not u. Same as in this is for u baby, ur the person I'd least expect to be a killer then BAM!!! Funny, lovable and adorable geeky nerd to creep scary killer (who looks good ;P) haha love u man! :)

[Jenna424]

C'mon Toby, let's go grab a martini. Cheers!

[irsunshine49]

cute glasses

[LariLaEvil]

More glasses! Glasses are awesome!

[smileygirl341]

toby + glasses = hot hot hot hot hot!!

[WILDGAL99]

@smileygirl341 i totally agree

[smileygirl341]

@WILDGAL99 i mean oh my gosh!!!! HOT!

[FinalyLostit]

hey peps, heads up im self-promoting myself... i know i hate those kind of people to, but i just dont know anyother ways to tells people 'bout my chnnel... anyways, i drew Toby :) cuz hes fricken LOLLLLL! z

[smbley123]

Yourrrr prettty cute, and u have beautiful teeth:]

[kirdot2011]

oh, hello, Father Michael Hutchins! (Stranger Things – Sacred Cow (2008))

[WPGlongboarding]

when you did the intro on transcribe audio apperantly you say"control star casting"

[JennyHeartbreak90]

Jack would bring you a colossal cake full of "F"

Those Vitamin C packets will burn your nose then you will be stuck with the Orange smell for about a week. (Believe me I KNOW)

[kelzinhakeka]

I think I'm in love D:

Ur amazing! and so funny... and sexy ;x

I love ur voice and ur laugh is just delicious!!!

Thank you for sharing your creativity and for making me happy. You have such a brilliant talent!

<3

[kelzinhakeka]

I think I'm in love D:

Ur amazing! and so funny... and sexy ;x

I love ur voice and ur laugh is just delicious!!!

Thank you for sharing your creativity and for making me happy. You have such a brilliant talent!

<3

[teriyakimaya]

I love you too! You're so wonderful! I LOVE YOU!!!!

By the way, BLESS YOUR FACE AND THANK YOU FOR NOT LETTING ME BE STOLEN!!! <3 <3 <3

[bfhtom]

bluughgrh in ur mouth xD

[mrspunkaay]

hes so good at lazyvlogging, it looks like he has a GoPro camera attached to his shoulder...

[TheaterGeek7777776]

hey, toby. u look just like my friend nick(except hes 15)

[OllieWillVille]

SAMPLE

[pencilalchemist]

I want that cheat code =w=

[MindMash5647]

this was awesome

[CODBORULER]

press alt m for awsome youtube feature

[EpicImplication]

Ok, that is weird...because right now my right arm is weird and this is the first time I have watched this particular vlog...My arm is numb from the elbow down and it takes a lot of effort to move my fingers and wrist...FATE! o.O

[MrL3M0NS]

Weird but awesome ending! Toby u r amazing

[rainbowcrayon37]

Oh, nugget!!

[harrowbits]

lol

[NothingMuchToIt]

Up, Down, Left, and Right...

Cheat Code Accepted... Toby officially fucked :)

[kirdot2011]

@NothingMuchToIt that`s funny...

[Dakoseultra]

@NothingMuchToIt

I hope not... Poor Toby!

[SexyChck7821]

i "studidd" five times last night!

[GreenFiles]

Is that Pima Community College?

[miguelmaui24]

que estupides

[BeardsleyBrandon]

NUGGET!

[thegroupofprats]

jack bower FTW

[stealxfox]

toby you said you like our arms does that mean you like all of our body too? and does that mean legs too because i have 3! love your videos keep up the good work i am currently peeing all over my keyboard cause you know that is the only way to do it

[GabbeyG]

I'll do it :)

[BoredDan7]

This should be an event, people from all over sneek Tobuscus shirts into Hot Topics everywhere at the same time.

[lysa4444]

Up, Up and down and left and right! Now I have the special power to win the shirt! You can't cheat your own cheat so you have no choice but to pick me to give the shirt!

[thegreatC94]

YES! I finally sneezed during a video! :D

[TheMrFucktart]

hold 4 down lol xD

[SpaceMagician]

I understand, Toby. Between you and me, my right arm is a whore.

[fawkes63]

INTRO OF YOUTUBENESS!

YO tobes toby toh-toh toh toby!! argl bargl. i'd very much like a shirt kindly, please?ish? maybe? yes! indubitably or something. YO NAME IS TOBY! no it's not...yes it is actually kind of yes. <movie reference! anyway, i'd also like to say you have awesome videos and i very mutch enjoy watching them, yesh yesh i do. how about chu? buh bye = D 

[FallOutBoy1201]

Press 3 repeatedly. :)

[Sucker4Nostalgia]

You're so adorable with your glasses! =D

[cartmanisafatninja]

ill be buying a shirt soon any way, but how about i sneak one into a store in australia?!!? i was planning on doing that anyways, but this way theres one in a store on the other side of the planet and i get to show my toby pride!

[geoffpeterstrio]

funny!!!

[sxv123]

I snort vitamin c packets.... Whole

[amyattackk]

i eat the vitamin c packets too, you arent alone. we could be twins with our tobuscus shirts, yes?

[YourDadsAHairyGorila]

Any Chance we gunna get one in AUS? we love you man.. WE LOVE YOU! halp a brother out.. oh wait.. now im rambling..

[Blimp07Productions]

Don't listen to the others.... Central Florida is in need of Tobuscus shirts and if I get one I will be the coolest person in the history of this week. Why do they call them apartments if they're all together and not apart? STOLEN OBSERVATION ALERT!

[MrDavemaul]

I am your biggest fan, ive watched all of your vids and i decided to enter for shirt as you are my idol and the talk of my school and id love to show it off to all my friends.. yes im that sad

[pyroguy165]

hey i live near a trader joe's and i live in L.A and ur videos are cool but u should play black ops i love that game and can you try this new game on kongrete .com its called minstry of war

[vitoX182]

Did anybody else hear Toby swear at 1:40 ?

[Hannahgurly423]

i want a tobuscus t-shirt!

[KE223]

i found it funny when toby said i like your left arm but not right arm because i have a cast on my right arm :)

[andthatmakesmealiar]

Glasses = sexy :D

[AznVi3tBoi]

Comment

[4Nicon]

Toby! I actually know someone who works at a hot topic an if I get a shirt I'll lend it to them and then take a picture of them wearing it in hot topic! Publicity much?

[4Nicon]

Toby, my friend has a tobuscus shirt and if I get one we could put TWO in a Hot Topic store! Now wouldn't that be cool?

[SkullxFucker]

Toby i thought you were going to leave me! i almost started to cry xD

[ChrissyReam]

each vlog should begin with you finding us in the same location you left us in, from the previous vlog.

[olibolibolibolib]

8 people didn't like going to Los Angeles :(

[Diotima012]

Haha! I didn't sneeze during the video, but the next best thing happened: When you said "outro of darkness" my computer screen went black from sitting idly too long. It was right on cue, too.

p.s. liked and favorited *cough*hint*cough*

[playitbackunboxer]

its funny because my right arm is dislocated and im left handed

[Darknova131]

Awsome ill help you with the shirt thing ill purlt one at the hot topic at the maine mall in maine

[jcn9122]

When I was 7 I had a large tumor on my right arm under my muscle. The doctors had to take it out but it severely disfigured me for life. Thanks for calling me "weird" just like everyone used to me highschool...

P.S. shirt pls?

[OkNowImWatching]

If you send me a shirt, I will wear it everyday until it tears... and then, wear it some more!

[randomjunk40]

haha, I loved this ending

[QueenMafia007]

i wanna eff u up down left and right ;) hehe

[mynameinblue]

Huzzah I am left handed

[Thanatos385]

i was so scared when you left me in the cart...reminded me of the last time i saw my parents

[requium94]

1:40 fuck setting fire to each other

[MsYellowhippy]

I always eat the fizzy vitamins whole without dissolving them =) They are much more fun that way. I know someone who had one of themm fizz out of his nose xD

[finnpmadden]

i should get a TOBUSCUS shirt because then my right arm would be the best right arm ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[drummingirl94]

I think I should get a Tobuscus shirt because then my right arm would be blessed with the Tobuscus shirts' sleeve, therefore making it not weird. It'd be simply awesome!

[jewelcaseface]

i felt like i was forgotten inthe middle of a strange parking lot ready to be kidnapped or as some people say snatched up

[ZinniaStargirl]

▲▼◄►.....

It didn't work

[sugaredskunk]

Your sideburns are sexy. PS- Be nice to us left--handers!

[vanessaaamm]

*F's up, down, left, then right* You're amazing!

[TotallySketch]

I love these vlogs. You are TOO good at them!!! Love Always, TotallySketch

[bmfields2]

I hath a dream fair Toby... a dream that myself and your beloved Steven were frolicking in a beautiful field of tulips and bore on my back a red, blue and or green Tobuscus T-shirt. So I ask kind sir to fulfill this dream. Fulfill it Tobuscus and i will wear it with honor. (Love,your biggest fan)

[bmfields2]

I hath a dream fair Toby... a dream that myself and your beloved Steven were frolicking in a beautiful field of tulips and bore on my back a red, blue and or green Tobuscus T-shirt. So I ask kind sir to fulfill this dream. Fulfill it Tobuscus and i will wear it with honor. (Love,your biggest fan)

[tmwceltic]

You've just ripped off Will Ferrell's act from "Anchor man". Shame on you ya four eyed prick.

[bmfields2]

I had a dream that e and steven were skipping through green red or blue tobuscus tulips and i had your shirt on..full fill my dreams Toby... full fill them.

[2girls1bucket1]

@bmfields2 i had the same dream! only not skipping we were racing to the computer who ever got there first would choose the video to watch and the tulips were black red and white

[tksemipro]

@bmfields2 on airport fail he admitts that Steven doesn't excist sadly:(

[dontxtell]

meow :p

[FizzyPop06]

I'm most definitely a sucker for guys with glasses... wear them more, you look adorable :)

[LtJimmyRay]

I actually sneezed during this video! Thank you, Toby Turner, for the blessing of my sneeze!

[sweetiexpiex364]

Glasses !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[cjdougherty011]

Ba da da da do do do do do give me a t shirt- ness

[Sabeine]

SHIRT!!! Toby, I need a shirt in order to live. I have a terminal illness that can only be cured by the specific fibers in Tobuscus T-shirts. I have one last chance to live a long and happy life...If only I could have the precious, magical fibers of the Toby shirt. Perhaps you could find it in your heart to save a poor shirt-less girl's life...farewell cruel world.........

[SuperOGMudbone]

I'm just gona have to go online and buy your shirt cuz I'm tired of waiting. Periwinkle ftw

[BrisbaneNerf]

Toby Swore (Not Intensionally) at 1:40

[ScarfTree]

anyone willing to be my 2470th subber?

[UnnecessaryUmbleck]

I just got so sad 'cause I thought you were going to leave us in the shopping cart, then I remembered that we're on your phone so

[everett72]

are you my clone??

[PeetaBread]

i just drooled watching this...

[poetryrox]

Toby~! I saw this guy at my school heelying from behind, and my first thought was "OMG TOBY TURNER AT MY SCHOOL!?!!!? WHAT IS THIS- Oh its just him..." and i was so depressed the rest of the day because it wasn't you!!))):

[MadCow7891]

thumbs up if i'm gay.

[kagome3132008]

TOBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY PLEASE GIVE ME A SHIRT I IS KAGOME3132008 I KNOW YOU CAN SEE THAT IM JUST BEING STUPID.....BLESS THAT FACE OF YOURS AND YOUR NOSE =]]]]

[wi11ym]

@Elcise Hot damn! I forgot about that, now i'm going to have to stay at Disney land overnight so i can heely across America tomorrow!

[simplystatic]

if hot topic wasnt so terribly LAME i would buy youtubers shirts from there.

but please tobezor dont put your shirts in hottopic.

[GLWillaims]

watch,dont fish and drive!

[m32773277]

Toby, you said once that the comments does not need to be funny or clever to win the shirt, but it seems you pick all of the funny ones, or the most thumbed up ones. What must I do to win your shirt? I cannot think of anything funny, and I entered in EVERY video contest and I had no luck. So tell me, what must I do to win? Just send me a letter through the mail explaining what to do, oh, and could you send the letter written on the back of a shirt?

[silverdice22]

@m32773277 well, the thumbed up comments Should be the ones that are picked imo..

[IMFAgent1]

@m32773277 i see what you did there

[ZorrroUK]

@m32773277 you should so win

[blackswan51]

Toby you should get me some sugar cookies pleases :)

[JoninSnorlax]

Toby, I'm still trapped in a shopping cart and my left arm started looking like my right! HELP MEEE !!!!!! Shirt :)?

[Church6397]

My right arm is pissed and he wants a shirt. Now

[lukerulez2009]

I will someday meet you, and if I do, you don't want me to be partially naked right? Then I'm gonna need a shirt.......A Tobuscus shirt..... Please ^^

[Darkula13]

Me wantss a T-shirt!!!

Me be toby's fan!!!

[tunellord20]

Wow toby looks so different o_O

[GLWillaims]

watch,dont fish and drive!

[blaise6711]

Beeeh shirt me yo

[ornlu88]

So you just have to comment something for a T-shirt? Nothing else to it? Really now? What's the catch? Well, I would like a T-shirt, but if there is a loop-hole you get me on, I will loop your hole. >.>

[imapieface]

OH, NUGGET! I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO LEAVE ME IN THAT SHOPPING CART!!!! Now is that any way to treat a cripple? Tshirt?

[TheMCKatProductions]

LLAMA ATTACK!!!!! i haz a pie and YOU CAN'T HAVE IT!!! :P

can i have a shirt for my brother?? (its his b-day in 2 weeks, he'll be 17)

[Lyokokrill]

Hey, shirt me.

[MICH067]

OH NUGGET I WANTZ A SHIRT PLEASE!

[Ummer]

Wait up down left right is the cheat code to "f" toby! Damn this will be hot :]

[tehdoomslaya110]

DID ANYONE ELSE CATCH TOBY CURSE OOOOOOOOO TOBY YOUR IN TWOBBLE!!!!

[SAKdabest]

@tehdoomslaya110 bahahaha i cought it.

they are all overheating and f**k setting fire to each other... HAHAHA we still love you Toby

[somecupcake]

I'm getting tired of tired of trying to get a t-shit D:

[blazingunicorn636]

i like shirts becuz there kool

[MIKEYBLAZER4]

7 people have funny right arms 

[TheITPod]

please t-shirt time!

[Robertritten]

I want a t-shirt.

[mrmcmaine]

gimme a shirt and ill put it on a manniquin man-manequine i dunno ill but on one and hug it for you

[HavocHimself]

Bless YOUR Face Toby!!

[BBROTANGO]

Aahhhh... rekindled abandonment issues,,, AHHHHHHHH...nugget.

[LtShock]

Outro of redness :o

[ChipsDHero]

I am your only audience here, so GIMME THE SHIIIIIRT ALLREADY!!!

[zangoheyho]

SORRY FOR HAVING A WEIRD RIGHT ARM, ITS MY WANK ARM!!!!

[diabeticdoode]

whoa I thought we were going to be left in the shopping cart! ; D haha

[ReadingMay14]

ooo i see the beginnings of that moostache i asked for :) :) :)

[ShadowedLuck]

And this is another comment which belongs to Toby as all his audience does.

[M0o0P]

This is a comment.

[Stolanis]

@M0o0P This is a reply.

[DScharlite]

Please give me the tshirt! :D

My brothers girlfriend just had a baby and it is now called toby.

after you.

its a cool name.

awesome infact.

BOOP!

[ChiCubs4012]

If you give me a shirt I will take us all the audience to trader joes for samples

[simbysk8er]

if you send a shirt to me in Canada I could show the entire northern region on Canada that Toby Turner is god-awesome

[SlowChildren1000]

You owe me a shirt for leaving me in that shopping cart..

[jackhanna15]

I am actually dirt poor and we need a dinnerclother for our cardboard table and your shirt would be brilliant for it

[squwilf]

Buster told me you would give me a shirt. I am fat so get a sumo wrestler costume and put the shirt on. You need to do it because I want to give the shirt to my wife and your stink will be all over her. oh yea.

[GreatHair101]

I thought the end was a beginning of another lazyvlog! 

[laurabestler]

Bless your face!

[thetank2121]

Toby me and you should go around the world country to country sneaking in your shirts in to hot topics very where!!!! :D You think they have on in India?

[kzaciswan]

"Audience... What are you doing in my shirt draw audience... AUDIENCE COME BACK! I need those shirts! NO AUDIENCE NO!"

*next vlog* "well I'm shirtless. You happy now, audience?"

[0L1V4S]

imagine that toby lost his phone.. he seriously would have lost us too!

[noobie4eva0]

i'm naked, help me Toby :(

[21Darkstar12]

I would like a shirt

I named my new dog Toby after you.

I can also use it as a sperm towel

KIDDING I love you too much for that

BaiBai, Loverboi

I'd like a tobus