Capri Anderson Goes For Kelly Osbourne's Gold

[Oztington007]

i was expecting sex

[GreenFloyd12]

That sounds like a waste of beer!

[BluescapeProductions]

I came here to see hot capri and now ... :3

[sorakyle]

Y U NO LIKE ATTACK DOGS.

[UrbanSniper324]

Heeeere's CHARLIE!!

[TaylorYoungTY]

is anyone elses audio fucking up ben watching his old vids fine then suddenly ARGH screechy noise

[curefreak]

this show is annoying

[Datelesswonders]

0:41 Analogy inside an analogy? Awesome.

[shitiforget]

QOTD: She gave birth to our son.

[NHlovesMCR]

I told him i love him and miss him snd he said he no longer loved me scince i broke his heart, subsequently breaking mine. It happened......... Yesterday.

[speedyclaxton187]

After my break up my ex told everyone I had a small penis. So after that anyone who would mention it got to see my "small" penis

[DigiBullet23]

FUCK IVE BEEN GOOF ROLLED AGAIN BY THIS QUEER! fuck your videos suck why u got capri anderson as the picture u no talent worthless twat

[gaylovelyn]

w0w men! your voice is great!

[SuperPyropuncher]

My ex dumped me on Fcebook went to her friend on facebook and asked her out now I am happy

[foggy654]

my ex tried to hook me up with a girl who was moving to hawaii. I live in virginia. and she dated the guy who broke us up. jk, but she dated this douche bag who she said she hated. bitch be crazy.

[dbztothemax9041]

pause at 0:57

[XXXVCX]

I have more Capri here!

[barrybelcher2002]

Love it!

[bishop102]

LOl i never thought of water boarding a whore lol. That'll teach that whore to sleep around. lol

[TruckTVGermany]

Bin im Arsch !!!

[atakujin]

My ex fckd my best friend and sent pictures to my family... Sucked... More so for them then me really... That was a crazy b***h.

[uzairnasuruddin]

This is even worse !.....

[lookwhoyouare]

You talk like someones squeezing your balls.

[jsteelman1000]

Gold in Budapest visit  europeantourvideos dot com

[customthumbsticks]

Do they blame crack dealers when people kill for drugs? nah What a freakin douche. Like blaming a car mftr or a bar owner for a dui death. It's called free will. Some people don't have the sense to use their brain correctly. There should be common sense manual or required bonehead classes for some people in elementary school. Common sense 101 or even better Take responsibility for your own actions 101.

[ajsrt491]

Lol BITCH'z BE CRAZY lol

[Petlover228md]

lol at 1:23 i heard his iPhone beep and i paused the video and looked for my phone

[TruckTVGermany]

Cool

[jakejasper]

Freak dumbass!!!

[bulldog4511]

The most viewed hardcore slut on internet is Barbi Sinclair with her own site...barbisinclair . com (She'll show you what you really wanna see!)

[k77jones]

r u retarted?

[aronfl]

@k77jones He is, in fact.

[internetfanboy69]

you cant play farm vill for more then 15 minuites at a time...

[HayleyWannabe10]

crazy bitch be crazy bitch.

[brandonlawrencemiler]

at 2:50 he looks scared lol

[MrsTashaH]

sooooo pale!!!! 

[SAMMYJS991]

this sexphil, IS STILL ALIVE??

[lore4u]

@telanis9

oh...sorry for my spelling but I'm from Romania and FUCK OF....

It's not my fault the guy is insane ok?

[lore4u]

@Viczko

well I'm sorry if my spelling bothered you but I'm from Romania and if my spelling isn't exactly like in the dictionary then don't read my comments..

P.S. It's a fact that 24% of the American population can't spell....

so go pick on someone else...ok?

[Viczko]

@lore4u P.S. why would i care if Americans cant spell, I'm not American

[Viczko]

@lore4u and the word wasn't misspelled you put the wrong word in, its like writing apple but you meant orange that's not a spelling mistake.

[lore4u]

@JimFattoo7 yeah:)) me and 3 other girls

[JimFattoo7]

@lore4u

sorry wat ?

[lore4u]

@poppycock32

sis :P

[laughomaniac]

woot, the story on my birthday is about a pornstar. =D

[thecolorredd]

Bitches. They be bitches. And they also be crazy.

[hartley10]

This guy is an insufferable moron.

[jim3jam10]

my ex said i used to cheat on her with 5 girls, lied about being pregnant..couple of times and said i used to beat her and told people i had a sexual disease :L....i dont just to clarify...so yeahh..... psycho!!!!

[parkale121]

tiene la cara de un stupido jajaja

[parkale121]

HABLAS MUCHO MUERTE NO PUEDES CALLARTE

[parkale121]

hablas tonteras MUERE 

[Muhammadisatroll]

CUT MOAR 

[jamierox333]

Her sex tape is on WatchCelebSexTapes. com

Woohoo!!!!

[koho55]

The Flip Defranco Show? Seriously? You must be getting absolutely deluged with offers from the networks.

[Crasyification]

Can u please stop making titles u don't even talk about ??

[bringinhomesara]

bitches be crazy...nice throwback there phil

[blink7777777]

daniel tosh

[Allallt]

@creativewriter101

Are you trolling? You are, you're trolling.

Still, I shouldn't let ignorance go without a rebuttal. It's about a chemical's ability to raise the global temperature above what we can survive with. The carbon in fauna and flora, as well as the carbon in diamonds and chalk and muds and rock and oil is all redundant to the argument.

Atmospheric carbon is the problem.

Also, oxygen in some forms is a pollutant; ground level ozone.

Take a science lesson.

[creativewriter101]

@Allallt Though, did you calculate the temperature of the sun and its influences on the earth. Did you calculate the fact that the earth has been both warmer and colder then it is now. Did you calculate every variable that is possible. The answer is no. That is why it isn't proven. Our planets temperature changes from time to time. That's how it works. There is still too little data. I could say that we need to start forced matting because fertility is going down the debate is over.

[Allallt]

@creativewriter101

I do what past temperatures were, I've got a bachelor's degree in it.

I know the correlation between carbon dioxide and temperature.

I know that you can use carbon dioxide to to increase temperature in a laboratory.

I know that the rate of warming over the last 4 decades is anomalous compared for the last 800,000 years worth of climate data.

I know this rise coincides with carbon emissions.

I know yesterday the Met Office published yet further finding.

Google the IPCC report.

[creativewriter101]

@Allallt though the world has been and once was a lot warmer then it is today. Yet all of there information does not include information about the solar output and the core of our planet. It is lacking in this information so there is no way for us to know.

[Allallt]

@creativewriter101 You are the reason I think people should pass a test before they can vote. It is scientific fact that:

Biological evolution happens; intelligent design and creation are bullshit

Global warming is both (a) real and (b) anthropogenic

The sun's output and effect on earth are well documented (atmospheric isotopes and Milankovich cycles tell the story); solar flares happen all the time, they cause Aurora Borealis.

And you're demonstrably wrong.

[creativewriter101]

@Allallt yet you are the one who keeps going back to the insults. Your position can't win unless you make others believe that I am less then you. You are prejudiced and the climate change enthusiast are also trying to illegalize water if you didn't know. Water is not a pollutant yet you seem to believe it is true. Any element or think weather it is carrots or Twinkies can be bad for you if used in excessive levels. You nor your retarded scientist have proven anything about climate change.

[Allallt]

@creativewriter101 I have not insulted you. Water is not, and will not become illegal. You can't possibly believe what you are saying, you are trolling.

If you do believe it, cite a source!

Water does act as a green-house gas. But no one is moving to outlaw it.

Climate change is demonstrably real.

Britain just went through the earliest November snows in 17 years, the coldest early-December in 19 years. Last winter was the coldest in 30 years. Africa is suffering the worst drought to decades etc

[mizzpicklezz]

i agree that lady would be crazy without Farmville..she is responsible. Absolutely ridicoulous.!

[RemusLt]

w.t.f. , you on drugs or something :D LOL

[Foglove69]

Capri anderson is a webcam model at double Wx3. cams com but even being a porn star Foglove69 is on top ,so Charley Sheen should have talk to Foglove69 instead and save all the drama lol

[greedyfoot]

Waterboarding... popular since at least the Inquisition.

[lmr4893]

Blaming in on farmville? Really? People are that dumb? Wow. What has our society become?...

[t1337Dude]

Teknogods just released their Black Op's multiplayer crack. The link to the download is on my profile page. Has LAN and internet play, just gotta download the game from Piratebay.

[blasterLA24]

i hate ur fuckin' face bruh'

[WentMillerGal15]

QOTD: Well this dude broke up with me before he went to a trip in Japan for 2 weeks. He comes back and says that breaking up with me was horrible and he regretted it so I took him back over MySpace when it was cool. But being stupid and 16, I didn't know that it was his friend who was pouring this sappy shit to me and I thought he was being legit. That was the worst thing to happen to me.

[cannabisbroker]

How many times can you say "Alexis Capri Anderson"?  I said it 100 times and then jizzed!

[satyriasissss]

@cannabisbroker You wanna jizz, come.

[alexkg1]

I had headphones on when watching this vid. And halfway through the vid, I took off my headphones and it was damn funny watching Phil doing all these hand expressions and me not knowing (or caring) what the hell he was saying.

[hejcoze]

Wow. Just wow. I know that there are haters and trolls on the internets, but if you think that complaining about Sxephil's videos is the grown up thing to do? If you don't like it, suck it up. The simple truth is, that more people know and like Sxephil than you, and you can't stand that.

[TITUSYOUNG33]

why every fuckin new sentence the fuckin camera skips I fuckin hate that, only funny people can do that, plus I fucking hate your face, get a socail life you fucking weirdo

[grant1nt3ns3]

Don't act like this anymore, it's not funny.

[peanutK100]

In Winnipeg Manitoba Canada a women smashed her baby's face into a sidewalk. The baby survived.

[patrickh499]

omg.. male boxy

[oakland0love]

lmao i love wen yu say bitches be...crazy shit is hilarious. after a break up go out gt drunk have random sex...n see how yu feel in the morning lmao...jk bt seems fun!

[YouToobGuide]

im sorry, but you shouldnt talk about this woman as such a bitch,

u dont have children, u dont really understand that there are many mental problems that arrise when carring for a child. many woman shake their children to death, its horrible, but if you dont think they spend the rest of their lives regretting it, then you really dont understand human nature.

[thesacothPEARL21]

dear phil,

how did u kno my birthday is in 2 days? u scare me.

[ShirtOffLJay]

where's the porn

fuck this asshole

[cannabisbroker]

@ShirtOffLJay Hey man, you have to go to the "alexiscaprianderson" site for the porn - I can also hook you up with Capri Anderson, I am her escort agency - LMK!

[Stereofidelic36]

Before during and after a break up?

Well it just happened to me.

I was engaged, the dude I was with flew to Texas to cheat on me when we were still technically together, I found out, a week later I find out he got her pregnant. ><

UBER fail.

[cannabisbroker]

I see this video dropping rank in the Google results for "alexiscaprianderson" site - but I gotta say even though people find this video annoying, well done on the one million plus hits! Maybe you will get hired as a news reporter now? Fox, CBC, Aljazeera, lol the oyster is your world now!

[goatnuts8288]

Thumbs up if he sounds exactly like Dane Cook.

[b4dmaash]

Wow "alexiscaprianderson" is still rocking!

[ULATldr]

theres so much hate in these comments for no reason, but if i were phil id relish them cause at least hes getting the view lol, oh and as for an answer, when i broke up with my ex she two days later told me she was gonna start dating her best friend who is a guy and that she needed the pregnancy test cause they had been having sex for a few weeks, prior to us breaking up...fail...he knocked her up though so i win in the end, no more bitchy gf and no child on my record lol

[cannabisbroker]

Holy crap this video is still top 10 for the website "alexiscaprianderson" - wtf

[Aramis0711]

...What is up with all the hate? O.o

[TehReaper270]

love the Ronald Jenkees song at the end lol

[MisfitMessiah]

Man, does that guy have a girlfriend or any friends at all? I'm a rather peaceful guy, and I just find myself wishing I could punch him in the face.

[sucoblues]

@MisfitMessiah i like to punch him too buddy...

[gunforsale]

@MisfitMessiah why the fuck are you here than faggot?

[sucoblues]

you are so annoying that even orange is nothing compared to you,...

[DarkSigiles]

I have never broken up with anyone, or well.. I broke up with my girlfriend last year but we got back together after a month. Nothing big happened, we continued having sex though, kind of the most pointless breakup ever I guess.

[alphafirstoneyou]

the echo sucks

[MrArcan3]

Awkward formulation was made in this video, You mix ideas way too frequently, talk about video games, mix your opinion about pornstar and fucking car commercial?? WTF. Which has no relevant connection to the title of this video, now does it?

Rating: D

[WalrusRockGod]

@AirKhan45 Actually about 10 years ago those same scientists thought we were headed for another ice age. The fact is, our measurements don't go back far enough, nor were they accurate enough to make any kind of real extrapolation. Also, they adjusted the readings to account for new cities etc but lost the original data so we can not go back and check it. We don't even know if the data we have is remotely accurate. We'd have just as much data if we flipped a coin.

[FangzOfFire]

My ex killed himself exactly one month after we broke up when I wouldn't take him back. It would bother me more if he hadn't been physically and emotionally abusive.

[pineapplegirl01]

i'm quite proud that i recognised capri anderson :)

[MrLianxanpo]

@pineapplegirl01 hot as hell

[Schoolzorz343]

@pineapplegirl01 She seems to like Whipped cream and strawberries... a lot... :3

[TheMystikalmage]

0:15 - I like the lighting.....

[TheGeekDaddy]

My ex broke up w/ me and got back w/ her ex boyfriend. Now her exboyfriend was the same guy she cheated on w/ her exhusband.

[Tinipple]

After I broke up with my ex-boyfriend he faked (or just failed at) a suicide attempt in order to gain my sympathy and attention.

[dadsgirl99pr]

@QOTD: After I broke up with my boyfriend through the phone (while I was on vacation in another state), he decided to stalk me... everywhere. So I had to ask male friends of mine to pretend I was their girlfriend whenever he was around, maybe the thought of me being with more than one guy would piss him off and make him stop. But nope, he decided to show up in the movie (ill never know how he knew I was there) and cause a huge scene screaming Im his girlfriend in front of everyone. Yeah, sucks.

[CammieGeeh]

my ex sold the necklace i got her on CL then sent me the link, then facebooked the girl i cheated on her with and told her i gave her Herpes and to beware!! haha now im single!

[Izzbizz102]

My friend stole her ex boyfriends car and ran it through red light cameras, so he had a few thousand dollars of tickets.

[dosu767]

yes! im from jacksonville FL

[vbox8]

he doesent deservere all those views

[Angels4Nives]

After:Turns out I gave her a STD that turned in to Cervical Cancer.....yeeeeeah

[jeepramrod]

Faget

[HaploidCell]

@nesseline

w8 . . . did i just answer ?

anyway, 23/m/Köln

[HaploidCell]

@nesseline

23 / m / . . . .. Köln ?

I also like this guy histerically named "Fagottron" who makes remixes of Disney movies ^^

[CheezeWolf]

GAD DAMN YOU DIABLO!!! YOU STARTED IT ALL!!!!!

by the way i cant wait for diablo 3 :)

[squirrelboi2]

i has the bitches be crazy badges

[ohboiialyxx]

Green and Gold are my school colors :o

[pervertedpractices17]

That purple shirt is awkward. o.O

[TheMystikalmage]

@pervertedpractices17 I like the purple shirt

[thelearthes]

Putos de mierda!!!!!: veo a una mina, le hago click al video y resulta que escucho por 4 minutos a un trolazo de camisa morada hablado puras idioteces. Que se meta su comentario por el hortoooo, yanqui y la concha de su madre!!!!!!!!!!!!

[icekid760]

@thelearthes vete a una pagina de porno mejor pendejo..

[thelearthes]

@icekid760 y si no quiero pedazo de mierda, veo lo quiero y comento lo que quiero.

[fana7ik]

ur getting views only cuz u got missleading headlines/pics

go away

[VinzorBE]

for some odd reason, when u pause this guys face on any time of the vid, it always looks retarded...

[Aquarusgenes]

Crazy bitch is gonna be a crazy bitch! Haha. True.

[Josan2988]

Gay attack dogs...."omg I got bit by a dog, ouch I'm dead!"...how about something like attack lions now that would be the shit!!!

[renagade676]

My ex constantly cheated on me, and told me I was jealous and insecure every time I confronted him about it. The final straw was when he was supposed to be watching our then 6-month old. He made an inappropriate pass at my neighbor's 12 year old in front of her 8 year old stepsister. When I left, I made sure to leave a crappy diaper in his bed.

[HaiEvree1]

ty for philling me in... (and capri's site) what?

[renagade676]

My ex - He was constantly cheating on me. We had a 6 month old baby by the time I got fed up with him. The final straw was when he made an inappropriate pass at the neighbor's 12 year old daughter in front of her 8 year old and tried to drag her into our bedroom. When confronted, he told me that she had to be lying because she was emotionally insecure and cut herself regularly. While he lied, I could hear a woman over the phone he was on. He was supposed to be at an all men's AA retreat.

FAIL

[comboverTV]

Dude, what the know my mind ò_Ó i have done the things you just mentioned in the past 3 days I have seen Capri Anderson(hoooot!??) I have pre ordered black ops and will get it the day it comes out and u said one thing about facebook... I created a facebook account yesterday, dude, where like brothers... From another VAGINA, your the brother i never knew I wanted

[duracellpoo]

Woooh I has da beta for black ops wooh zombies is awesome woooh =D can't wait to rape

[devastaticon]

dude, you're not dane cook and you suck that much more for wanting to be him

[Cream234]

Thats Capri, not sure her full star name. Shes a porn star. Look her up.

[Hckyplaya14]

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[mostlikelylost]

After my first breakup I became the best trumpet player in my class and the best player on my ultimate (frisbee) team.

[StrangersToll]

He sounds like his head should explode at any minute now!

[Guillermo296]

stupid

[lukassstyyy]

This sucks. You tube should quit to this shit

Youtube ponete las pilas y deja de poner esta mierda en pagina central.

[cannabisbroker]

@lukassstyyy Please translate!

[langeMacfarlane]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOORING AND TOO MUCH MAKE UP

[RockingMinors]

Well my girl friend was grinding up dudes while I was a way in the bathroom, Gettin a drink, and saying hi to friends, at the same party as her, we went to together --_--

[LoveThatSceneChannel]

in the pants? reference to an Australian gal?

[UNr34]

fag

[Emaxillion]

mongo!

[Pedroxpvista]

Wheres the girl ?

I dont care about a fucking fag -.-

I WANNA SEE DA GIRLL !!!!!

[ZomBeeZ88]

FUCK YOU! WHO'S THAT GIRL?!?!?!

[Cream234]

@ZomBeeZ88 capri something. She's actually a porn star.

[Cr1ptlord]

So u earn money by atracting people with hot girl pictures, poor

[Strike10]

2:54 philly's face expression is priceless

[xabii22alonsoo]

i only clicked on here because i know capri anderson is a pornstar :)