Beer Steal Fail

[Theh4tzio5]

dubstep brought me here!!!! oh well.... you tube

[salinasman123]

homie like that gets killed



[spinout182]

2:34 ... his buddy came back for his backpack?

[greeen2011]

stop trying to be heros they let that kid go

[CeezayNic]

Mozer30 is a pussy punk bitch for that comment ur gay as fuck homeboy

[mozer30]

its a shame there were so many people to witness it...otherwise he could of dragged the thieving little cunt down into his cellar and repeatedly bummed him....that way he or any of his mates would never be able to look you in the eye again,never mind rob from your livelyhood....Im not gay by the way nor bi,i wouldn't even enjoy it,but id do whatever it takes to humiliate little cunts like that lol

[MrPLOXPLOXPLOX]

@mozer30

...i think your gay man, just saying..

[mozer30]

@MrPLOXPLOXPLOX Y.M.C.A lol

[MrPLOXPLOXPLOX]

@mozer30

xD

[MagicMutilator6000]

He's buddy is a punk for just leaving him there instead of kicking that store clerk in the head.

[faecalist]

@MagicMutilator6000 hehe yeh I wish he had, I would've kicked the crap out of him

[MagicMutilator6000]

@faecalist So you were the store clerk who tackled the petty thief in the red, ay Charlie? Is it a privately owned store, is it now?

[faecalist]

@MagicMutilator6000 yes Charlie, it's a privately owned store. I think I must've been bored that day... was quite hilarious

[MagicMutilator6000]

@faecalist Oh, so whatever happened to that guy?

[pauly1334]

@faecalist

ummm didnt u call the cops?where were they?

[mozer30]

@faecalist thumbs up from me,its a shame all the do gooders have put a stop to being able to deal with the likes of scum like this yourself.People may say its only petty theft,but theft is theft in my book.At the end of the day its your business,and its your business that puts food on the table for your family.You have to work hard to earn a living nowadays so why should this scum just think its ok to take from you! the bad thing is i doubt he'll get more than a slap on the wrist

[13Jaysun13]

@faecalist Well done brother.

[AussieLAFO]

@MagicMutilator6000 are you angry you got caught and didnt get away with the beer ?

[MagicMutilator6000]

@AussieLAFO That's not me in the video, I don't know why you thought that.

[AussieLAFO]

@MagicMutilator6000 because you seem to be defending the thief and having a go at people who are sick of these scum

[MagicMutilator6000]

@AussieLAFO Not defending him, just wanted to make a point that if you are an accomplice to a crime (No matter how pathetic it may be) you should stick by your partner and not run away.

[AussieLAFO]

@MagicMutilator6000 no honour among theives 

[MagicMutilator6000]

@AussieLAFO Well I don't know if there's honor among shoplifting bums, but there is surely honor amongst vicious killers and high ranking gang members.

[AussieLAFO]

@MagicMutilator6000 honor amongst murderers and highh ranking gang members ?

What rubbish , especially the gang members , the street gangs sell each other out and the MAFIA and other proper criminal gangs are full of high ranking snitches in Witness protection programs

Sounds like your making excuses for criminals again and trying to glorify them .

Either been watching to many movies or just having a laugh ...

[MagicMutilator6000]

@AussieLAFO I guess you haven't ever encountered any real criminal organizations, because if you did then you would know what happens to snitches and how cruelly they get punished. Maybe it's just where you live.

[AussieLAFO]

@MagicMutilator6000 yes , the code of silence has been broken a long long time ago .

Hence why the MAFIA ect keeps having huge numbers of arrests against them and many snitches turn witness for the prosecution , and go into Witness protection programs .

Obviously not all MAFIA ect members turn snitches and go into witness protection programs to give evidence in trials , but alot have .... and its naive to think it doesnt happen and wont continure to happen.

[MagicMutilator6000]

@AussieLAFO Yes that's why it's up to us all not to get the cops involved, this video would be the perfact example of why you shouldn't call the cops/

[jun19020987]

Looks like the cop has to hurry back from his vacation

[MarcoTUV]

ca´n´t stop laughing:

red hood sweater say to her friend wach and learn noob

enter to the store and... yeah you don´t look suspicious with the hood on your head

tries to escape and fail

his friend see thhe is in troubles and run away... to tell a friend he is f*cked up

the lady applies a lock in his ankle

the lady tell dog he is a doog dog... this must be the funniest vid ever

[BaronZTUKHH]

hahaha yes pete! watched this many times now ! Bought many an item from the corner stow, good to see somebody keeping his eye out n doin his job! Funny thing is because lancaster is pretty small, we probably know the guy innit !

[mangorlator]

sims 4 in fast mode

[baker70romeo]

too bad this isn't allowed in the US anymore. it's great to see some civil justice!

[rargpilt]

@baker70romeo most certainly is, Merchant Protection Statute gives store owners the right to detain a thief til authorities come.

[yelkaonormac]

mute this and put this on at about 1:00 ¨/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ¨

[sweetjuice143]

wow this looked gay as hell lol

[carafeli]

All that for a 6 pack?

[konajgreg65]

@carafeli 6 pack ,12 pack or whatever, stealing is wrong..NUFF SAID!

[tommyt10001]

im sure thats me walking out at 7 seconds dissapearing before the trouble starts.tom williams

[tyhay11]

they wouldnt of been able to contain me, i would socked out everybody including grandma .. *shrugs* ..shit i aint goin to jail to be some nigga name bubba's cell-wife. lmao

[ddplzz]

@tyhay11 Shut the fuck up faggot

[sweetjuice143]

@tyhay11 if u doing stuff like this u a broke bum and most likely a loser

[Wizaldinho]

haha killer kneeee

[BaronZTUKHH]

@Wizaldinho haha wizard! didntthink you would have a youtube account you madhead!

[6095jimmy]

LOL man his buddy left him see that shit, what a douche bag kneeling on the guys neck over nothing but like what 8 beers. He's wrong but ya know some people need to fuck off and mind their own business fucking loooooooooosers. Isn;t that kidnapping and the guy keeps tapping him, like they are picking on the guy too man I hate some people they have no clue. They are such loosers that something happens and they act like their a huge hero when their actually huge DOUCHE BAGS. lol P.e.a.c.e

[Roskell100]

@6095jimmy its not kidnapping, he committed a crime and there supposed to let him walk out with the beers? if everyone needs to fuck off and mind there own business your saying you wouldn't want someone to help you if you were being mugged or robbed then? idiot... Laws are there for a reason..

[ddplzz]

@6095jimmy I hope you get an aneurysm fucking scum.

[sweetjuice143]

@6095jimmy so u saying they caught a guy stealing from his store and the only one that is not a douce is a theif ?why should he get a break

[BaronZTUKHH]

@6095jimmy You should come live in Lancaster, Interesting to see how long you would last without getting Beaten up/arrested/ran out of town....

It's a pretty small place. about 70000 people. We all know each other, if u do summat like this ur gonna be found.

Idiot

[zBlazeeee707]

people are punk ass bitches jus let him hav the beer fuck its 6dollars

[TheCarlsonCrusher]

What a fuckin clown

[ubitches420]

that guys a lame faggot

[GawainsGAMEstuff]

2:09 onwards that dude should be detained as well for showing his ass on security tape.

[MEXICANPACHUCO14]

pssshh pussies i pull out straps if they ever come after me and my homiez dont run away when we get caught like his whiteboy boy pussy ass friend

[wompasdub]

@MEXICANPACHUCO14 Yeah you're real cool bro. hahaha dumb ass

[j2zion]

@wompasdub ahahahah hes so retarded grow up son,before u get killed or if u like more wacked

[evkin117]

his homeboy just walks off lmao

[1997becky]

Man with hands down trousers must be gay, two men holding down one guy apparently turns him on!

[rrjones91]

TEARS ARE ROLLIN 2 FUNNY!!!

[romybobby]

Amateurs U get away better on beer runs when you do it at a grocery store solo don't go in a group that causes suspicion.

[caplette6]

I like how his friend just bounced

[MacumbacaoExtrema]

rape alert

[burnzy3210]

the consequences of stealing are not worth it for 8 cans of beer, what a fucking idiot. they should have all kicked the shit out of him while he was on the floor

[kaktuspot]

that grandma is cool

[JRabba1995]

was that a Ride the Lightning t-shirt?

[northwind32]

The guy in the white T-shirt seems like a kind and nurturing individual.

*pat-pat-pat*... "It's OK, sweetie. The nice police are coming to make it all better"... *pat-pat-pat*

[Lev1H]

loving the old women getting on the scene haha

[Jenna3220]

I love how the dogs getting all this love and attention the whole time. Him's a good puppy, yes him is!

[DarkAssassins1313]

lol thats why you find people to buy it for you or you fuckin run like hell

[Jay210071]

WTF they take them like he was a Murder!!!

[strathmann2007]

I bet it was Special Brew. A chav's favorite lol

[owningyou39]

Meanwhile i snuck out the backdoor with two handles of SKY..

[Vidfucker]

Public rape i a crime uknow...

[xbox4life]

so, that's a great vid of how police not work fast enough

[geeksGarage]

check the state of it! LMAO

[Grupo02]

1:47 Nice leg lock Ric Flair!

[ALPHAFLAGSHIP1]

Looks like somebody will not be

Getting

Drunk

Tonight.....

Lol :-)

[t4509228]

Good work man. I'm glad you stopped him.

[saydud]

Start of 1:40. They hold him like he's the devil while fast forwarding it. HAHA

[TRUKNOWLEDGE1]

white niggers smh

[Rojabbar]

ahaha, what's grandma doing?

[Showinbulge]

P.S. I hope that ridiculous Chav look of walking around stroking yourself in your pants doesn't make it here to the US. It's bad enough that we have guys walking around with their pants around their knees.

Anyway...good catch on the punk that thought he was entitled to free beer.

[Showinbulge]

OMG...GOOD FOR YOU !!!

As a side note...The dude in the top left hand corner of the screen at 3:51 (white t-shirt/black pants) walking around playing with his ding-a-ling is TO FUNNY.

[Kalicranston]

....and they held him there for 3 days, until somebody realized they should probably contact the authorities.

[Anusarthi]

@Kalicranston they did contact the authorities, the guy at the end at the corner of the screen was a cop.

[thekingofoakland]

@Kalicranston Lmao!!!

[equal2orgreater]

@Kalicranston thats what i was thinking too lool.

[qwerty3365]

i love how his mate in the white across the street was like fuck that then walks off at 1:11 hahaha

[osiris3yhn]

good job cops

[themexgamer55]

and the police never showe up!

[TheDragonOfPoe]

Fuck you. It's one case of fucking beer. You're not a badass for tackling some kid. Sorry but you're just not.

[faecalist]

@TheDragonOfPoe Well I don't actually remember saying I'm badass. Now you mention though you're right; I am kind of a badass

[TheDragonOfPoe]

@faecalist Don't flatter yourself. You're a faggot.

[faecalist]

@TheDragonOfPoe Ahhhhh a homophobe I see! Look mate I'm really sorry that your dad molested you but it really isn't my fault. Also it's no excuse for you to go round touching kids. Go get yourself some help before history repeats itself, don't want your next abuse victim to turn in to a thieving homophobe like you in 20 years

[TheDragonOfPoe]

@faecalist *APPLAUSE* You are so witty aren't you? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL a joke about me being molested LOLOLOLOLOL I haven't heard that one before. I tip my hat to you. Jackass.

[faecalist]

@TheDragonOfPoe Get that a lot do you? I wonder why. I'm sorry I'm guessing that's not so funny for you. But how come you steal over 1000$ (or even $1000) of beer when you have the money for broadband? You just steal to be ghetto? Daddies penis is no excuse!

[TheDragonOfPoe]

@faecalist Lol why are you not doing stand up? YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN FUNNY!!! Lolololol.

[faecalist]

@TheDragonOfPoe You're right man I totally should! You've given my life some direction I thank you! Maybe you could get me a gig at the next meeting of your support group for people who get molested and steal alcohol? I can't wait man this is going to be awesome! You want 10 points or 15, what's standard for a manager these days?

[TheDragonOfPoe]

@faecalist LOLOLOL You cheeky bugger. I can't stop laughing! Pure comedic brilliance, its a shame your genius is wasted being a shitty gas station clerk. You clearly have the potential to be a comedian with his own TV show! Maybe my father will take me on a hot date to one of your shows before he ass rapes me? I AM SO EXCITED!!! I would like 15 trololololololol.

[duhkulavision]

@TheDragonOfPoe can i get a bit of your dad please? please would you take this opportunity to complete this survey which may prove useful on your everlasting quest to become the biggest bell sniff on the planet.

[duhkulavision]

@TheDragonOfPoe Do a lot of people make jokes about you being molested? wiener.

[TheDragonOfPoe]

@duhkulavision Only the simpletons. I have never heard anyone who wasn't a jackass use that as an insult.

[duhkulavision]

@TheDragonOfPoe You're a towel....

[disretarded]

damn the whole neighborhood turned out to see you

[ZMorpheus]

2:00 bet one of these 2 had a boner. that's a total erotic pose. wtf did you do it on a shop lifter for LOL

[drafeirha]

4:01 gay guy with white shirt and hands on his cock

[subodhas]

1:59 you two should soooo get a room :p

[faecalist]

@subodhas We totally did! I molested the shot out of him! I ruined him then discarded him like a used tissue

[IconicjumpstarT]

Old people....my bad

[IconicjumpstarT]

I hate how people think they know how to do shit

[MrJohrdanN]

@IconicjumpstarT what do you mean ?

[jigaaaaaaa1]

"granny, you get the legs"

[Gingernutroast]

I know the woman who sat on him!!

[chillinhyphy]

fuck you fagget you're trash just let him steal the beer now you fucked up his record over nothin

[faecalist]

@chillinhyphy Haha what a bellend! Don't see how it's my fault if he got a record, you insult him by implying that he doesn't bear responsibility for his actions. You're the trash mate, people like him and you drag society down. If he really lacks the intellect to be responsible for his actions, as you imply, the police would have taken that into account. Go cry about it somewhere else you insignificant little booer.

[chillinhyphy]

@faecalist so now its going to be 5 times harder for him to get a job over a case of $5 beer? You should've just let him take it and had a good time, but now you fucked him over. Now he gonna have to steal more cuz his record. fucking garbage go kill yourself and do everyone a favor

[faecalist]

@chillinhyphy Mate I think you might really be on to something there! How about if we start an organisation to help this chap, and others like him find work? We could call it "Steal your way to work" or "Steal today for a brighter tomorrow" which do you think? I've got western Europe locked down but I would need somebody to handle the US side of things. What do you say, partner? Was about to kill myself, gun in hand, then I just found out I got a new job! It's all coming up roses! Love you x

[gunsndrums1]

@chillinhyphy DUMBMUTHERFUCKER YOU AND THE GUYON THE VIDEO ARE LOSERS AND PIECES OF SHIT, YOUTHINK THAT THEY SHOULD GIVE HIM A BREAK CAUSE ITS 5 BUCKS WORTH OF BEER, NO! FUCK YOU DUMB FUCKER OF MOTHERS! ITS STEALING DICKHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BK2LUMBY4UUrs]

@chillinhyphy Actually the suspect screwed himself over. He should have known the consequences of his actions. If we let people legally steal from stores, everyone would do it.

[billmonster6]

looks like what happened to me today.. i tried stealing some vodka cuz i didnt have the money and that mothafucka tackled me and smashed my head into the ground -.-

[trademarktaz]

i'm going to steal some beer tomorrow, only i have a much better plan

[HarlemDream69]

haha i love the old lady

[1RDP1]

and the cops never show up

[g0d0faer0x]

The people who catched him act like they arrested Jack The Ripper.

Hahaha just for a sixpack of beers

[fbinaural]

beaten by a beer? come on, get a job.

[Ngusful]

2:10

THESE GUYS ARE LIKE SIMS



[Ngusful]

2:10



[kole7291]

LOL omg see the dog ;D

[anthonyr50]

Action granny gettin involved there haha

[Znasdaddah]

all that trouble for 6 beers ...Pathetic

[nicolasraage]

friend fail at 1:19

[jotaro1234]

whats with the granny...seriously?

[MegaCHECKYOSELF]

thumbs up if u notice the guy in the white hoody walk away as soon as he notice his friend gets tooken to the ground LOL

[periesicsd]

give da man a beer now, while he lays there...

[gsxrboy408]

Damn that's a grandma lol she got down

[DAXimuss]

takes long enough for cops to arrive..

[dimitriasuncion]

Granny was tryna touch some dick.

[quicklady]

haha i like how his friend that was waiting outside decided to take a hike.

[MrAJfilms]

Wtf is that granny doin trtin 2 be a hero

[arey1010]

Hi there, I am the young boy in the striped shirt who stood there with my little white dog, Whiskers. I watched as the police took over from pete pinning the scroat down!!!

[NakedDave02]

someone should have t-bagged him lol

[faecalist]

@NakedDave02 - Haha I totally did, I just couldn't fit my humongous balls in the shot :)

[CHUNKD4D3UC3]

where's a cop/bobby when you need one.

[sigmiami]

lol his pussy friend does nothing......props to the kid who took him down -.one more scum gets his!

[cowgal58]

Reminds me of a sims game in fast forward. They just walk around the event and watch from different angles for what feels like forever.

[RTproducties]

that women really seems to like that dog

[AFewGoodPuppets]

Damn I thought cops only didnt come when black people called.

[BelgianMagic]

watch out theye heve attacking dog

[daveoflow1]

the guy posting this video must be so proud.... lame

[jasontaylorhd]

Especially if my family was with me and I thought they were in danger.. And as a law abiding citizen with a ccw license I would have every right too

[jasontaylorhd]

@ jrinke6- the thief is obviously a scum bag if he's so pathetic that he has to steal a 6 pack.. but its people like you that want to make more of an issue of the scum bags rights than the fact that he just committed a crime.. im sorry but I think the second you commit a crime your rights are waved... and whoever the genius is that said he should of had a knive or airsoft gun the second that I saw a gun of knive that's a forceable felony and I would of shot him point blank in the face

[MCjrotcbluedevils]

u guys r fucking assholes u didnt have to play with him like that fuckin pedos

[FireGuy50000]

haha the old lady wants some

[MrJerkkeri]

No Benny Hill theme?

[somethingramdom]

Haha, his friend just walked away as if nothing happen(: Damn, what a good friend!

[jrinke6]

who ever was holding them down first can get charged for assault and an felony for cutting someone elses air supply off

[killstreakwithgunzz]

His friend is a pussy and before doing something like this Cary a knife or a gun and if ur too poor get a airsoft metal gun with metal ammo.. Learn u noops

[kidcolt45]

he will get it next time

[deaththekid416]

the kids like ok ill w8 4 hours later he comes back and drinks out of the beer cans

[Sebastian011N]

Nice lol

[Kookoocachu]

Beautiful!

[HywelEd]

Simply outstanding.

[rdav3n]

pete ur so hardcore lol.

Ryan

[jusdafide]

Awesome bro!~ Peace from BCG.

[CrLe100]

lol I love how his mate in white shirt just walk of when he saw what happened at: 0:18

[CrLe100]

@CrLe100 1:18 i meant

[MyKatieP]

whata twat:L



[ROT1313]

GO ON GAVINS MUM :P

[duhkulavision]

@ROT1313 she used to be my next door neibour!!

[marblenose]

his names joshua jones from troutbeck road  lancaster

[rdav3n]

@marblenose is that you adam?

[marblenose]

@rdav3n There are other marblenose's..? lol sup Ryan

[rdav3n]

@marblenose thought it must be how you doing man? where the hell did u vanish to? im married with a 2 year old daughter now. I heard you were doing pretty ok playing online poker??

[rdav3n]

@marblenose you should dust off your board and come skate