Star Trek - Klingon Happy Meal (1979)

[sweetredredwine]

So this explains the incredible expansion of those restaurants, along with the kids and parents that are so happy nowadays ---

[captaint1000]

how do you say heart attack in klingon?

[kd4adv]

I remember this when the Star Trek The Motion Picture first came out. Wish I had kept the box.

[Seventiesfan]

@kd4adv I also remember this, and I recently bought the set of empty boxes on Ebay for $2.99.

[Earych]

They forgot to mention that if you brought the empty box into the theater, they would fill it wth popcorn. 

[RRVCrinale]

THESE MCNUGGETS HAVE NO HONOR!

[tninbredretard]

I MASTURBATED TO THIS

[TheDarthEddie]

It's not so much a Happy Meal as it is a Combative-and-Angry Meal. If you diss it, it will invade your space, whoop your ass and enslave you in the dilithium mines.

[kallemick]

i love the jokes on this video XD

[tubeviewerX20]

Bring your children for the Little Warriors' Meal and a toy dagger. KA PLAH!

[TheDarthEddie]

"And if you have your parents bring you NOW, kids, you'll get action figures of Kahless and Molor...exclusive to these exciting Happy Meals!! Recreate some of the most famous battles in Klingon history...

For a limited time only...only at McDONALD's!!"

[TheDarthEddie]

Every good Trekker knows that rubbery, room-temperature Happy Meal burgers are best served LIVE. And the cheap toy inside? It has NO HONOR!!!

[FuckYouLetMeLogIn]

DEATH TO THE BURGER KING!

[SSTemplar]

I will take a McTarg Burger with Prune Juice...the Warriors Drink!

[MrJuanito1969]

...please 2 Gagh`s & 1 Targ, 3x Bloodwine!!!

[eihwazrune2000]

@MrJuanito1969 -NOW THAT'S REAL KLINGON FOOD !!!...K'PLAH !!!...ONLY PROBLEM,THE D-7 CLASS BATTLECRUISER WON'T FIT IN THE DRIVE-THRU....HAHAHA !!!

[MrJuanito1969]

@eihwazrune2000

You're right ....xD

[brianstearns1213]

They should have offered V'ger a happy meal

[MrDynamoJoe]

Wait - why does he get shot at the end? His poor fatherless kids. . .

[Matracokura]

I wonder if they serve qagh fresh at McDonald's :)

[pandaphil]

All I want to know is how do you say "McDonaldland cookie sampler" in Klingon?

[maegkat]

Apparently Klingons spoke 'Klingonese' back in '79! l distinctly remember really bad UFO shaped containers for one promotion way back when. Couldn't tell you the date, though!

[LT1HILLINGHOE]

@maegkat Hahaha....you know the Star Trek community actually invented a real bonafied "Klingon language" a few years after that.

[reidevjord]

@LT1HILLINGHOE It was created by a linguist for the films actually.

[AvocadoTomato]

Did you know these were the first McDonald's toys that were movie themed?

[graph180]

Klingon blood wine should be in every McDonald's meal.

[monsquidley]

It's a well known fact that Klingons have to eat at McDonalds. There are no decent grocery stores on Quonos. The few that there were, the Klingons burned down back in 1992...

[DJandManaphy]

I wish they could have a Romulan Happy Meal...I love Romulans...

It'd come with big juicy meaty chicken mcnuggets...and a Romulan water weenie toy.....HEEHEEHEEHEEEE

[JENDALL714]

To bad today Happy Meals are banned in a certain city because they don't have healthy meals! We need a Klingon to take a Batliff to those damm hippies who won't let us enjoy happy meals, those people I think must be infected by Spores, in fact I think most of CA is infected by Spores!

[coffeeintheface]

The McGagh!

[coffeeintheface]

lol @ "eeefa for shragay" @ 0:14

Maybe "Klingonese" is the cockney accent version of Klingon?

[RichKilla86ers]

Klingons have fat kids

[xBlackDawnx]

What? No GAGH!?!? I WANT MY MONEY BACK!!!!!!!

[trevgoodchild]

Where did they get the Styrofoam from? I thought it was banned in the 80's?

[Draknfyre]

@trevgoodchild

Check the date of the commerial in the information.

And styrofoam wasn't BANNED, they decided to stop using it for most of their products.

[RetroToledo]

@Draknfyre I miss styrofoam packaging there.

[untunedguitar45]

@trevgoodchild this was 1979

[trevgoodchild]

@untunedguitar45 Cool man. Roxxor!!!!!

[testy462]

Being that regular mcdonalds gives you regular diarrhea, Klingon mcdonalds must give you an enema.

[Leftysfive93]

I didn't think there were any Klingons in the first film but then it's been years since I actually sat down and watched it.

[Djarra]

@Leftysfive93 Yes there is a Klingon ship encounters V'Ger right at the start of the film and is disabled. The Federation receive the distress call. The Klingon Captain is played by Mark Leonard who is better known for playing Sarak, Spock's father. Mark Leonard in fact is the only actor to have played a Romulen, A Klingon and a Vulcan.

[bigd53224]

I remember the good ol days when McDonalds Happy Meals was met for all the kids, and for my generation (im 33 now) getting the happy meal with the mcdonaldland box of cookies, I always got the chocalate chip over the blue box.

Now McDonald's is all worry about what Starbucks gonna come out with. in Milwaukee Micky'D's don't even promote happy meals but instead they push Ice Coffees and breakfeast sandwiches.

[HamptonRoadsTVFan]

@bigd53224 Well, we can probably thank the food police (led by Chief Michelle) for much of that.

[Draknfyre]

@bigd53224

In my area, most McDonald's were torn down, and rebuilt in the new style. With a design looking like a more "modern" design, with TV's showing news networks, and drink bars. A focus on the "Starbucks-style" as you said. And no playlands for the kids.

[lkjhb1]

@Draknfyre mcdonalds is turning into a cafe

[Freddran]

@lkjhb1 yes, maybe they think it will make them more classy...

[jeremy4876]

Of course you could beam in , but the drive thru headsets interfere with transporter pattern buffers , really killed their walk in business

[jeremy4876]

Sadly it never worked out . You can't park your Bird of Prey in McDonalds parking lot . Federation shuttlecraft , can be done , but takes up at least two parking spots . Not to mention the replicator kinda killed 23rd century fast food

[charlesek1974]

I actually saw some Klingons hanging out at a McDonald's on the weekend of the Motor City Comic Con a couple years back....of course, this was during the breakfast hours, so I reckon that they stopped in for a coffee and a McGriddle.

[bored1ca]

"Get a life will you people? For cryin' out loud it's just a TV show" - William Shatner

[LadySeadhli]

Did anyone else notice that it comes with cookies too!!!! I miss McDonaldland cookies!!

[pyrogyra72]

Sadly, Mc Donald's doesn't accept Klingon Currency.

[Batman8657]

Ah, Star Trek happy meals. Before McDonald's was infected with "urban" influence.

[Voltan]

@Batman8657 EYES SHOU BEE LUVIN IT

[bigd53224]

@Batman8657 and today "rural/subrubs" influence took McDonalds more towards adult and away from kids by marketing latte's,hot or cold coffee trying to keep strong competitor against StarBucks !!!

[raverkansascity]

YOU KNOW NOTHING OF OUR WAYS.

GAGH IS BEST SERVED LIVE, NOT IN DEEP FRIED NUGGETS.

YOU BRING GREAT DISHONOUR ON THE HOUSE OF DURAS AND ARE A DISGRACE TO THE KILINGON EMPIRE

[ForceMaximus84]

MIchael Dorn?

[bitlord306]

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[metaldave08096]

I CANNOT EAT THIS BIG MAC IT'S DEAD!!!! THIS FOOD DISHONORS ME!!!

[hafabee]

I remember getting one of those when I was a kid, my prize was an iron-on starfleet logo.

[StalwartUK]

Anyone notice that creppy music in the background?

[chefwindu]

Two years before the advent of ebay I had all the boxes from this promotion. I went on a big house clean and dumped them..dang.. oh well the memories.

[thehendercrew]

Mok'Ta vor, kash a'VEH

[davidls11]

McDonald's server: How do you want your burger?

Klingon: majQa'

[simpsonfan1995]

Klingonese XD

the language, just like the species, is called 'Klingon' not Klingonese

[LukeWarm05]

@simpsonfan1995

Go back and watch "The Trouble With Tribbles"...

[simpsonfan1995]

@LukeWarm05 I've watched it multiple times, it's a classic but I don't recall them saying 'klingonese' XD

[LukeWarm05]

@simpsonfan1995 When the Klingon is mouthing off to Scotty and Chekov about the Enterprise being "hauled away as garbage."

I'm enough of a geek that I've come back three months later on this...uh, geeez.... :(

[Starkiller1701]

Awesome!

[Seiferjesus]

Nope...cant do it, cant get over the fact a fucking klingon is selling happy meals....

[SillyRollieMcmuffin2]

thumbs up if you had the urge to go to mcdonalds after watching this

[dgb751]

always circle Uranus to look for Klingons.

[michaelhviper]

classictelevisionfan Where did you get this commercial?

[Monkofmagnesia]

Klingon bastard! You killed my bun!

[zgjfslkdfs]

Hey what happened to the other "Star Trek Mcdonald's TV advert" which plugged The "Star Trek TMP" movie? I thought that one was cool as well. I do hate it when things get suddenly removed from YouTube. Nevertheless, I love this Klingon TV advert. it's a great advert for a great snack, whilst plugging an even greater movie :-)

[WolgaGambit]

I want real Klingon food

[Groome007]

OMG i had one of those when i was a kid and i fucking LOOOOOVVVVVED it ... I kept the box until it disintegrated.

[caisediab]

We are Klingons!.. uh Klingon Happy Meals

[zOtOz]

LOL I thought this was some crazy Japanese ad

[glennorange]

You Klingon bastard....you took my fries!!!

[michaelhviper]

I love Klingons I would really like to do a Klingon headbutt with one!

[Luigi84289]

I miss the cookies

[Bla31n]

He forgot to mention prune juice.

[Howyaduing]

@Bla31n and for the adults Blood Wine

[JosephKerr27]

@Bla31n A warrior's drink! HIvje'bom SuvwI'!

[wwfoleyfan]

whoa just whoa

[thewewguy8t88]

they had star trek happy meals at one point.

[bamapagedesign]

Cookies? I grew up in the 80s, and my Happy Meal never included a freaking cookie!

[agfagaevart]

All this stuff would've been great to see on the DVD

[jas16899]

THIS IS NOT A WARRIORS MEAL. YOU KNOW NOTHING OF OUR KIND WITH THESE ATTEMPTS.

[jimsp71]

mine better come with a batelith or im goimg to be pissed

[Jaiyeson]

@jimsp71

It comes with a small plastic bathleth and a plastic action figure of kahless. But beware... the spirit of kahless is alive and well and many a human child have found their last moments choking to death on his bathleth.

[MattTheSaiyan]

WIN.

[gisellebreault]

ahahaah i thought this was soo funny to bad they dont make commercials like this anymore... GO MCDONALDS.....

[Mintyfresh8Mints]

too bad they don't make commercials like these anymore

[applemac555]

fuck salt.....

[hcvang]

why dont they do this anymore? =(

i want a star trek meal at mcdona'

[NodDisciple1]

The Klingon's belt is upside down. XS

[HannibalFL86]

@NodDisciple1 My question.. why were you looking towards his well.. you know, dongle.

[rureethelion]

why are all klingons black?? ive always wondered

[metaldave08096]

@rureethelion no they aren't there are white kingons

[LunamothMama]

this is the most awesome McDonalds commercial i have ever seen. period. I always knew Klingons were commercial sell-outs and would do anything to make a buck...... and this proves it!

[SuperBaba21]

Holy crap! how did people find this?????

[midnightrider1233]

I hade a dream about that 3 nights ago when the food floted past me

[Genduh]

Ah, Klingons. Corporate sellouts, the lot of them! :P

[RadarKat73080]

I got the box with the Klingon on the front!

[gopconservative78]

@Vengeance4Me79 at back then we could beat the shit out you faggots and not be bothered, now everybody has to be nice

[nickmctrick]

F'n cool. Why can't they have commercials like this anymore? :)

[Qoltar]

His belt buckle is upside down.

- The Music Loving Klingon

[NeoWargun]

wie giel

[secedeful]

A Klingon fart is equivalent to twenty-five human farts. So, If a Klingon ate three McDonald`s happy meals, what would be his carbon foot print?

[rexports]

Has anyone mentioned that his belt buckle is upside down?(like that's important)

[Titanium0X]

What the hell is a "McDonaldland cookie sampler"?

Never had those in the UK

[oatmealboy6]

So does Klingon McDonald's still make those Rokheg Blood Pies in the little red boxes?

[Seigfried12]

Klingonese? the fuck?

[aperson22222]

@Seigfried12 They used to call it that. They did change it to Klingon at one point.

[jar0fdirt63]

junior gahg burger and a small blood wine

[Romengame]

whats in a klingon happy meal? gagh and blood wine?

[EbolaMaiden]

sometimes when i behave well my mom brings me a happy meal

[ArxVirtus]

who is doing the voice over for this commercial??

[richardmcboingboing]

gary owens

[ArxVirtus]

Oh yes! You're right! That's why his voice sounded familiar. He was on Laugh In.

[wolfpredator2007]

This is a Win. BEST HAPPY MEAL COMMERCIAL EVER!

[koyukionna]

Haha this ad is great.

[EmpireLS56KW]

[Sigh] perfection seduction with MacDonalds brainwashing perfect way to get fat! Set phasers to kill Ronald MacDonald! lol

[DaMoTaiShi]

"Klingonese"? It's just "Klingon".

[JeweledWeevil]

It was called Klingonese in the original series...

[spacecowboy5000]

Sorry to say, the official word for the Klingon language is Klingonaase. But Earthers pronounce it Klingoneese. And I'm so ashamed that I know this ...

[Seigfried12]

@spacecowboy5000 Terrans, not earthers, there you go, your shame is lessened :P

[hairypolack]

"thats why everyone in the quadrant is learning to speak

Klingon ese!"

[MikeTaylorLives]

Gary Owens!

[r4ndi4r]

hplana qapla hlni?

[jermca]

Wow that was in many ways superior to the movie it was plugging.

[kailefipne]

Shouldn't a true Klingon Happy Meal include gagh and a medium blood-wine? Come on, McDonald's hamburgers are barely moving by the time they serve them! This is not a warrior's meal.

[TheMastercheif2553]

that right

[SuperSaiyanAl]

Order prune juice instead of soda, and you'll be on the right track.

[gunmoon2]

@kailefipne

LOL! I know! But if McDonalds tried serving Blood-wine without a license, I think the entire franchise would get shot down just because they were serving a little bit of alcohol. Then again, who's to say if Blood-wine actually is alcohol... ;)

[Jaiyeson]

@kailefipne

Good thing the bloodwine shakes help this human food go down eaiser.

[Ashenion22]

@kailefipne HAAHHA!! I concure. Should be some good old "moo", nice red meat still moving in the burger!

[gjc82071]

@kailefipne LOLOLOLOLOLOL! Good 1! I was going to post something similar, & or at least make a reference to "blood wine". Looks like ya beat me to it, you filthy petaQ! BTW, Hab Sosli Quch! (your mother has a smooth forehead)

[davidls11]

The McTarg sandwich is back...for a limited time only.

buy' ngop

[Dcsensai]

@kailefipne but it is honorable if you can stomach it for more that one minute.

[heine71]

The voice over narration is done by Gary Owens.

[sunflower2362]

its 1980

[Piwobrody]

HAPLAH!!

[NodDisciple1]

Qapla' JoHwI'! XD

[N0NEoftheAB0VE]

Wow so the Klingons are in the movie for 3 minutes and they get their own happy meal!

[MaskedMan66]

They were in several episodes of the original series, though, so I'd say they qualify. Besides, would YOU tell them they couldn't?

[RLore18]

And if you volunteer your kids for one battle on the other side of the galaxy, you'll get 30% off the price of your meals for two days! QA'PLA!

[NodDisciple1]

Sounds like a great deal!!! XD

[themediashow]

Just imagine, ads used to be even dumber than they are now.

[RobTFirefly]

By Grabthar's hammer... what a savings.

[Kirok]

HA! Only cool people would get what you just said. ;D

[MrGothicsanctum]

@RobTFirefly This isnt Galaxy Quest

[magdalena1983]

@RobTFirefly Lols :D

[sunset261]

klingonese? Isn't it just, klingon?

[Kirok]

Actually, it was originally "Klingoni" or "Klingon-ee." At least that's hour Korax pronounced the term when he was taunting Scotty in "The Trouble with Tribbles."

God help me, I actually *knew* that....

[MaskedMan66]

I thought he'd started into say "Klingonese," but started laughing before he could finish. He was a bit blitzed at the time.

[LJK193]

Take it from a father who knows. His kids love 'em

Um yeah just because it's safe for Klingon consumption doesn't mean it's safe for humans. Not all food that is edible for Klingons is edible for humans

That's like testing dog food on a dog and saying "Good our lizard can eat it now."

[marks47]

Not entirely accurate. "Usually what kills us, kills them."

The only exception on-screen was Klingon tea, which is "deadly to humans." and "none too good for klingons."

[treybennett9750]

wow just wow

[HerrKryo]

P´TAK!!!!

[420gma]

YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING LOL

[Firefox13A]

Wow... I think this is the first time someone tried to make the Klingon language without direction. I think that it wasn't really developed till Search for Spock.

[pacman5698]

I am Spock and I highly endorse this Big Mac

[TheLoneSergeant]

The kids love that Gagh.

[blindtommykiller]

1. do any Klingon speakers know if he is really speaking Klingon?

2. Do the happy meals come with blood pie?

[Garnelengeburt]

P.S. answers only by native klingonese speakers, please.

[TheTubeHatesYou]

This is from 1979, and linguist Marc Okrand didn't develop the language until later, most notably for ST3: TSFS (1984). I imagine this actor is speaking gibberish.

[adutainic]

this is a test for you

[greenpenguino]

this explains why most of the klingons are fat in TNG

[echovoice]

OMG I totally never thought I'd see this commerical again! that was great!

[liveup5]

The original Happy Meal that started it all! So suck on that,Wolverine!