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  • So....the alligator can hand ball legally and if the keeper doesn't touch the ball but it goes out, it is still a corner...WTF?!?

  • SO MANY QUESTIONS?!

    What's happening?

    Why do the cheerleaders change clothes every 5 seconds?

    Why does the bird call the whistle the referee holding a flute?

    Why did the black panther/lion thing want to eat babies?

    What? When? How? WHY?!

  • Why

    WHY

  • 5:32 AAH EEE AAH EEH AH

  • That raccoon...

  • WHAT IS THIS... I DON'T EVEN

  • I... just can't even. THOSE PIG CHEERLEADERS.

    Keep your mouth shut Harry!

  • I tried to go through this whole thing without laughing. I got 20 seconds in. I... I can't even...

  • hey hey Hey HEY HEY HEY

  • The scenery is actually painted decently. Everything else is...heavily induced.

    And I've tried so hard to like Harry. He's just so hapless. But I can't bring myself to like him. I think it's his haircut.

  • 6:07 "thats what you get when you give a dog a flute" wtf does that even mean? he has a whistle...

  • well after blowing the whole budget on such spectacular animation all they afford was one guy to seemingly do every voice in the game

  • 5:35 did he die? if he didn't i feel sorry for him because i can feel brain cells dying the more of this crap-tastic game i watch!!!

  • 5:35 did he died?

  • 2:37 Nightmare Face, ugh. That's it, no more late night TvTropes/Youtube links. This is just abhorrent.

  • 1:02 YO YO YO YO YO

  • 2:05-2:09 hey fucker, you're cheating! x-(

  • So many children must have gone psychopath after receiving this game at their 10th birthday. They will have their revenge.

  • I can't express my gratitude enough for exposing me to this amazing piece of art.

  • What the fuck, the alligator is dribbling the ball and didn't get a penalty?! Everything in this movie made perfect logical sense up until this glaring error.

  • bear offering candy?

    reminds me of something

  • @ComradePopov does the name start with 'Pedo' and end with 'bear'?

  • at this point i can't tell who's who anymore, i have a feeling the single voice actor also got confused on what voice to fit who and just said fuck it and made up a voice for any character he's voicing regardless of what voice he gave them before.

  • I just died laughing at the pig cheerleaders

  • This...this is what Hell is like.

  • @Apoc2K

    Damn right...

  • This is confusing......

  • Um, I'm pretty sure the goalies are the only ones who can use their hands while playing the game....SO WHAT THE FUCK IS THE ALLIGATOR/CROCODILE DOING!?

  • "Everything is going so slow. This is not what the spectators wanted to see!" --- the movie commenting on itself

  • HAAAALF-TIIIIIIIME *long fart noise*

  • "And the Jungle Kings have precision of the ball!"

  • Those pigs really overdid it on the makeup and Botox. :[

  • NO DISCUSSION POSSIBLE

  • PLAY THE SAXOPHONE YOU FUCKING COCK

  • @JanitorAntisocial

    ITS ONLY FOR SHOW! D8

  • Candy, get your candy.

  • This is borderline So Bad It's Horrible, but it dances on that borderline and is so bad it's good.

  • Punk ducks!

    (P.S. this cartoon is so bad it's good)

  • Wait. Where was the video game?

  • Random badass chicken @ 9:05

  • LOLWUT 2:25

  • over the line over the line

  • baddest decision in soccer all time

  • Well, that's what you get when you give a dog a flute.

  • Faster Charlie, faster Charlie, oh, yes, no, yes, oh, OOOHHH...

    9:16

    Did anyone else snort at that or do I just have a dirty mind? :/ It's more the fact that he starts getting higher-pitched too...

  • The pig cheerleaders' outfits completely change between the close and far shots.

  • why was the fucking alligator dribbling like a basketball?!

    3:07

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  • Exactly what happened at 6:29?

  • @Konanarian

    No clue... but that was the wierdest noise i've ever heard come from a Pelican

  • I seriously hope whoever made this was either drunk or having sex.

  • A-I-A-I

  • Why is that drum background music playing along side the "rock" group?

  • Fucking hooligan ducks!

  • Where is the "game"? xD

  • 5:35 - 5:40

    Is that a... medical springboard?

  • Charlie: the BEST LOOKING ATTACKER OF ALL TIME.

  • Fuckin dumb crocodile, you can't touch the ball with your hands!!!

  • 0:51 - 1:05 I have no idea what that was supposed to be, but I'm scared.

  • @Xithinar

    YOYOYOOYYYYOYO

  • Tears of laughter or pain, I can't tell anymore. D:

  • Rubbish!

  • This is so bad actual wild animals would be ashamed watching thisXD

  • YO YOYOY YO YOY YO YOYO YYO YO YO YO

  • "thats what happens when you give a dog a flute"

  • this was done by the primitive cousin of Windows Movie Maker

  • what the hell am i watching?, the ref must of been paid...

  • what the hell am i watching?

  • 6:12 did that bird just say "thats what you get when you give a dog a flute"?... wow...

  • Love that hippo

  • This shit isn't funny if you're Dutch. It's downright embarrassing.

  • @Apoc2K I thought this was a Spanish accent lol

  • @Apoc2K I have to agree with you. This is fucking awful.

  • the music is entirely too epic for this lame ass scene...they arent even playing their retarded game of soccer right!

  • For some reason, when I see the puma running on two legs i suddenly experience existential dread.

  • Couldn't help but notice there's a seal in the fucking forest.

  • AND IT"S A GOAL !! GO GO GOAAAAAALLLLLL !

  • 7:08 HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY

  • If this is supposed to be a dogs vs cats game then why the fuck am I seeing seals, crocs, ELEPHANTS, and raccoons?

    1:16 DANCE PARTY!

    2:38 The cats face causes the dogs head to pulse.

    2:54 What the hell is that thing headbutting the ball?

    5:15 OH NO NO ALBERT INTERCEPTED OH NO NO

    8:38 uhhh wtf monkey?

  • @Astrotom3000 at 2:54 its a dingo... i think

  • I can feel my IQ going down from the sheer awfulness..

  • needs vuvuzela

  • what is this i dont even....

  • 5:30

    AH EE AAH EE AAH!

  • oh my fgod

  • WHY IS HE DRIBBLING IN SOCCER.

  • I think that pig cheerleader was making up that cheer as "she" went along.

  • anarchist ducks and dutch musicians that sound drunk and retarded. this is buy far the coolest fucked up funny thing i have ever seen. i want to buy this game

  • i sit in my room completely stoned and unfortunately i come across the most disturbing confusing and hilarious thing ive ever seen

  • I dunno about you guys, but I was pulling for the Jungle Kings...

  • So... is this for kids? I can't believe what I'm seeing.

  • oooh the excitment!

  • is there any actual GAMEPLAY in this "game"? i dont understand.

  • World Cup has nothing on this shit

  • call me crazy, but I dont think you can dribble the ball in soccer like you would in basketball. why do they let the alligator do it?

  • ooooohhhh what a bad pass..........yes... bad passes can happen....

  • YOU CAN STOP THE FUCKING BACKGROUND MUSIC! IT'S SOCCER! PLAY SOMETHING THRILLING, DAMN IT!

  • ......Kicking it over the goal is a penalty, but the gator DRIBBLING THE BALL DOWN THE FIELD isn't? .....

  • 2:11 Ball disappeared? How does that count as a fault.

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  • I'm pretty sure Butcher is having a seizure.

  • The vulture commentator on the left looks dead. They put sunglasses on him a la Weekend at Burnie's to make him appear alive, but he's not.

    THIS IS A DEAD PARROT.

  • Haha that was bad decision baddest decision in soccer-all-timmmmee!!1

  • 5:20 Can't you play soccer you dumb...

  • 6:09

    Wait, what the fuck is that dog doing there when he was dragged off seconds ago?

  • @Sejr It was believed that he was faking an injury

  • 3:43 does anyone know what that circular signpost says??

  • @disturbednintendokid

    "Elf meter", which is Dutch for eleven meters, the distance from the penalty spot to the goal line. I've never seen something like that IRL when a penalty is given, so I guess it's just something they pulled out of their arse.

  • @disturbednintendokid It's German and says "Elf Meter" In English it's "Penalty"

  • 9:06 random chicken with sunglasses

  • What language is the chicken\turkey\alien thing singing in? o_0

  • 2:06 wait a second, that aligator is touching the ball with his hands! Isn't that supposed to count as a foul in soccer?

  • 3:24 almost as infamous a foul as Zidane's headbutt.

  • 2:51 "Keep your mouth shut Harry" LOLOOOOOL

  • OMG its so exiting!! and da song was so touching :)

    Animal Soccer World is da best!

  • 2:37

    This is the kind of thing you see painted on the window of Chuck E. Cheese's.

  • McJUNGLE

  • Boy, that porn was unbelievable!

  • This is the most horrible thing I have ever witnessed but it is somehow addicting and I can't stop watching it. :<

  • That background music has built up SO MUCH SUSPENSE.

  • :49 "unbelievable porn"?

  • Why is there a random rooster at 09:06

  • 2:38.

    Looks like their heads are about to fucking explode.

  • WTF is up with that Dutch song?! I'm Dutch myself, and the lyrics are AWFUL. XD

    Also, a big LOL at Jacko running. Just look at those long legs go! ^_^

  • Someone make a parody... NOW! Oh yeah, they have 101 Dalmations... I just realized that...

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  • I'm sorry, I have to stop this now or my brain is gonna melt..

  • 9:06  bloody chicken!

  • @ 3:21 is that monkey spanking his monkey?

  • There singing in Dutch in the beginning.

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  • 2:37 XD

  • This...thing...was originally Dutch, right? Who else thinks they ran the original dialogue through a free online translator, added some half-hearted rhymes to the piggy cheer, and handed the whole mess of a script to a random bum off the street to give it voice?

    Damn. My phrasing is coming out all funny-like because I've been listening to this for too long. IT'S CONTAGIOUS. WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE.

  • This wasn't originally Dutch at all, it was German, and so were many of these other crappily animated "games"! Why there's a bloody Dutch song in there though, and why they never bothered to translate it, I will never know.

  • @Burblez

    This is so damn bad I almost refuse to speak German any longer.

  • the Gator is using his hands

  • The baddest decision in soccer all time

  • Good God, there are FLASH VIDEOS with better animation than this...

    On top of that, there are fan dubs with better voice acting.

  • The crocodile CHEATED! D:<

  • Am I the only one who thinks the announcer looks like the Dill Pickle Stork?

  • Correction: The Vlasick Stork

  • OMFG

  • Nice jerseys, I love how they all DON'T MATCH.

  • the hole game plays that stupid sound

  • 1:03

    I... what

  • Ya ya yes nooooooooooooooooooooooo. 9:00

  • Thats what happens when you give a dog a...flute? lol?

  • from the makers of zero wing XD

  • I know it's probably been said a dozen times already, but it must be said again...

    0:46

    "Big round of applause for the unbelievable porn."

    Thanks, limpbeak.

  • Let me get this straight: When the animals were simply walking around or even training, they were on all four legs. Now that they're actually playing, they've all magically gained the ability to walk on two legs? What the fuck?

  • This is getting more and more surreal

  • So you can't actually play soccer in this game?

  • So... the entire game is in broken English and... the song is in Dutch? *headdesk*

  • @HollyToadstool The film was made by Germans. What a disgrace because I'm German :P

  • @HollyToadstool so every one there is nazi that speaks broken english and only can sing in dutch

  • Is this guy ad libbing his lines? It sounds like he's just saying whatever comes to mind.

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  • "Oh, what a bad decision, the baddest decision in soccer all time!"

  • oh fucking my god.

    This game better be fake, lmao.

    Im thinking of buying it just so I can say that I own it.

  • Wait, what? Peter Pan's animation is incredible compared to this.

  • peter pan from the same game creator sucks balls, this looks like one of Osamu tezuka's works compared to peter pan

  • 1:24

    The eff?

  • That bear is a GOD

  • Want some optical illusion fun? Answer these questions about the "Piggy Cheerleaders"

    1. Are they wearing they're "Jerseys" open or closed?

    2. Are they holding batons are pom-poms?

    3. Are they're "Jerseys" red on top and blue on bottom or blue on top and red on bottom?

  • Just noticing, Butcher has a HUMONGOUS ASS when standing on two feet XD

  • 1. YO YO YO

    2. YO YO YO

    3. YO YO YO

    I have 100% faith in my answers.

  • ami the only one who finds the hooligans hilarious?

  • NO DISCUSSION POSSIBLE

  • 2:26 - HOW DOES THAT WORK!? He's dribbling it with his foot while hopping!

  • HE'S A MOTHAFUCKIN RACOON, NIGGA.

  • You all realize that a bunch of animals that were running on four legs in the last part are suddenly bipedal, right?

  • if i put a shirt on my dog will it stand up n walk around??

  • the pig cheer leaders is sure to give me nightmares .... YO YO YO

  • 8:04

    GET YOUR NICE COLOR BALLOONS.

  • Oh my Lord...this makes me cry.

  • AAH-EEE! AAH-EEE! Aah...