What the fuck, the alligator is dribbling the ball and didn't get a penalty?! Everything in this movie made perfect logical sense up until this glaring error.
at this point i can't tell who's who anymore, i have a feeling the single voice actor also got confused on what voice to fit who and just said fuck it and made up a voice for any character he's voicing regardless of what voice he gave them before.
Um, I'm pretty sure the goalies are the only ones who can use their hands while playing the game....SO WHAT THE FUCK IS THE ALLIGATOR/CROCODILE DOING!?
anarchist ducks and dutch musicians that sound drunk and retarded. this is buy far the coolest fucked up funny thing i have ever seen. i want to buy this game
"Elf meter", which is Dutch for eleven meters, the distance from the penalty spot to the goal line. I've never seen something like that IRL when a penalty is given, so I guess it's just something they pulled out of their arse.
This...thing...was originally Dutch, right? Who else thinks they ran the original dialogue through a free online translator, added some half-hearted rhymes to the piggy cheer, and handed the whole mess of a script to a random bum off the street to give it voice?
Damn. My phrasing is coming out all funny-like because I've been listening to this for too long. IT'S CONTAGIOUS. WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE.
This wasn't originally Dutch at all, it was German, and so were many of these other crappily animated "games"! Why there's a bloody Dutch song in there though, and why they never bothered to translate it, I will never know.
Let me get this straight: When the animals were simply walking around or even training, they were on all four legs. Now that they're actually playing, they've all magically gained the ability to walk on two legs? What the fuck?
So....the alligator can hand ball legally and if the keeper doesn't touch the ball but it goes out, it is still a corner...WTF?!?
DrawingABath 1 day ago
SO MANY QUESTIONS?!
What's happening?
Why do the cheerleaders change clothes every 5 seconds?
Why does the bird call the whistle the referee holding a flute?
Why did the black panther/lion thing want to eat babies?
What? When? How? WHY?!
JackMcCloud18 2 weeks ago
Why
WHY
SkylacedSolace 3 weeks ago
5:32 AAH EEE AAH EEH AH
StarscreamsGirl 1 month ago
That raccoon...
BoxedRainbowPanda 1 month ago
WHAT IS THIS... I DON'T EVEN
squadcaptain14 1 month ago
I... just can't even. THOSE PIG CHEERLEADERS.
Keep your mouth shut Harry!
FrozenMakai 1 month ago
I tried to go through this whole thing without laughing. I got 20 seconds in. I... I can't even...
FoxfireAnomaly 1 month ago
hey hey Hey HEY HEY HEY
Minion777 1 month ago
The scenery is actually painted decently. Everything else is...heavily induced.
And I've tried so hard to like Harry. He's just so hapless. But I can't bring myself to like him. I think it's his haircut.
TheCharleyJay 1 month ago
6:07 "thats what you get when you give a dog a flute" wtf does that even mean? he has a whistle...
reesercliff 2 months ago
well after blowing the whole budget on such spectacular animation all they afford was one guy to seemingly do every voice in the game
buddhafyre 3 months ago
5:35 did he die? if he didn't i feel sorry for him because i can feel brain cells dying the more of this crap-tastic game i watch!!!
buddhafyre 3 months ago
5:35 did he died?
buddhafyre 3 months ago
2:37 Nightmare Face, ugh. That's it, no more late night TvTropes/Youtube links. This is just abhorrent.
Wafflemage 3 months ago
1:02 YO YO YO YO YO
BlasterMasterWii 4 months ago
2:05-2:09 hey fucker, you're cheating! x-(
Zephyrrix 4 months ago
So many children must have gone psychopath after receiving this game at their 10th birthday. They will have their revenge.
kicknetik 4 months ago
I can't express my gratitude enough for exposing me to this amazing piece of art.
qxz86 4 months ago
What the fuck, the alligator is dribbling the ball and didn't get a penalty?! Everything in this movie made perfect logical sense up until this glaring error.
leopordls 5 months ago
bear offering candy?
reminds me of something
ComradePopov 6 months ago
@ComradePopov does the name start with 'Pedo' and end with 'bear'?
Avesfox 5 months ago
at this point i can't tell who's who anymore, i have a feeling the single voice actor also got confused on what voice to fit who and just said fuck it and made up a voice for any character he's voicing regardless of what voice he gave them before.
sexhaie 6 months ago
I just died laughing at the pig cheerleaders
Jabberwoxx 6 months ago
This...this is what Hell is like.
benbloodworth 6 months ago
@Apoc2K
Damn right...
juniorPauljunior 6 months ago
This is confusing......
UrbanDemocrat 6 months ago
Um, I'm pretty sure the goalies are the only ones who can use their hands while playing the game....SO WHAT THE FUCK IS THE ALLIGATOR/CROCODILE DOING!?
TheInkySea 6 months ago
"Everything is going so slow. This is not what the spectators wanted to see!" --- the movie commenting on itself
onehundreddollars 7 months ago
HAAAALF-TIIIIIIIME *long fart noise*
wotwotchaps 7 months ago
"And the Jungle Kings have precision of the ball!"
lemmkill 7 months ago
Those pigs really overdid it on the makeup and Botox. :[
pockypurse 7 months ago
NO DISCUSSION POSSIBLE
badoujobeale 7 months ago
PLAY THE SAXOPHONE YOU FUCKING COCK
JanitorAntisocial 8 months ago 18
@JanitorAntisocial
ITS ONLY FOR SHOW! D8
TheInkySea 6 months ago
Candy, get your candy.
tokotu123 8 months ago
This is borderline So Bad It's Horrible, but it dances on that borderline and is so bad it's good.
ShadowSora94 8 months ago
Punk ducks!
(P.S. this cartoon is so bad it's good)
TheLegitMan93 8 months ago
Wait. Where was the video game?
TheCon 9 months ago
Random badass chicken @ 9:05
ch1nsk1 9 months ago 4
LOLWUT 2:25
ch1nsk1 9 months ago
over the line over the line
vxskud 9 months ago
baddest decision in soccer all time
Azuresong 9 months ago 7
Well, that's what you get when you give a dog a flute.
FSGrapecataz 9 months ago 4
Faster Charlie, faster Charlie, oh, yes, no, yes, oh, OOOHHH...
9:16
Did anyone else snort at that or do I just have a dirty mind? :/ It's more the fact that he starts getting higher-pitched too...
HerEyesWereWild 9 months ago 3
The pig cheerleaders' outfits completely change between the close and far shots.
J0cked 10 months ago 8
why was the fucking alligator dribbling like a basketball?!
3:07
ilovenachos31 10 months ago 8
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Burblez 10 months ago
Exactly what happened at 6:29?
Konanarian 10 months ago 3
@Konanarian
No clue... but that was the wierdest noise i've ever heard come from a Pelican
DaniKnite 5 months ago
I seriously hope whoever made this was either drunk or having sex.
Gallers 10 months ago
A-I-A-I
Trentyboi 11 months ago
Why is that drum background music playing along side the "rock" group?
McRabbid9 11 months ago
Fucking hooligan ducks!
Grigio91 11 months ago
Where is the "game"? xD
TheKyshu 11 months ago
5:35 - 5:40
Is that a... medical springboard?
TheAsztronauta 11 months ago
Charlie: the BEST LOOKING ATTACKER OF ALL TIME.
hernsinator 11 months ago 3
Fuckin dumb crocodile, you can't touch the ball with your hands!!!
AXLMOSCONI 1 year ago 3
0:51 - 1:05 I have no idea what that was supposed to be, but I'm scared.
Xithinar 1 year ago
@Xithinar
YOYOYOOYYYYOYO
hernsinator 11 months ago
Tears of laughter or pain, I can't tell anymore. D:
coffeeishappiness 1 year ago
Rubbish!
andyjay729 1 year ago
This is so bad actual wild animals would be ashamed watching thisXD
Pooky1991 1 year ago 3
YO YOYOY YO YOY YO YOYO YYO YO YO YO
ggamer2004 1 year ago 5
"thats what happens when you give a dog a flute"
SuperSaibotShow 1 year ago
this was done by the primitive cousin of Windows Movie Maker
Peusterokos1 1 year ago
what the hell am i watching?, the ref must of been paid...
tacosauce1234567 1 year ago
what the hell am i watching?
tacosauce1234567 1 year ago
6:12 did that bird just say "thats what you get when you give a dog a flute"?... wow...
EagerEmu 1 year ago
Love that hippo
RegyRusty 1 year ago
This shit isn't funny if you're Dutch. It's downright embarrassing.
Apoc2K 1 year ago 49
@Apoc2K I thought this was a Spanish accent lol
p616arsley 11 months ago
@Apoc2K I have to agree with you. This is fucking awful.
HLimmen 6 months ago
the music is entirely too epic for this lame ass scene...they arent even playing their retarded game of soccer right!
thepaesesai 1 year ago
For some reason, when I see the puma running on two legs i suddenly experience existential dread.
ephemerealfox 1 year ago 5
Couldn't help but notice there's a seal in the fucking forest.
DotsTheFullStockLock 1 year ago 6
AND IT"S A GOAL !! GO GO GOAAAAAALLLLLL !
sugreev2001 1 year ago
7:08 HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY
stephalopod 1 year ago 6
If this is supposed to be a dogs vs cats game then why the fuck am I seeing seals, crocs, ELEPHANTS, and raccoons?
1:16 DANCE PARTY!
2:38 The cats face causes the dogs head to pulse.
2:54 What the hell is that thing headbutting the ball?
5:15 OH NO NO ALBERT INTERCEPTED OH NO NO
8:38 uhhh wtf monkey?
Astrotom3000 1 year ago
@Astrotom3000 at 2:54 its a dingo... i think
Oblivionthoraxia 1 year ago
I can feel my IQ going down from the sheer awfulness..
shikamaru990 1 year ago
needs vuvuzela
JuliusVonPringleton 1 year ago 18
what is this i dont even....
JuliusVonPringleton 1 year ago
5:30
AH EE AAH EE AAH!
WumWip 1 year ago
oh my fgod
crapricot 1 year ago
WHY IS HE DRIBBLING IN SOCCER.
chaitiptaps 1 year ago 3
I think that pig cheerleader was making up that cheer as "she" went along.
DarthWobbey 1 year ago 6
anarchist ducks and dutch musicians that sound drunk and retarded. this is buy far the coolest fucked up funny thing i have ever seen. i want to buy this game
TheDustyCartridge 1 year ago 8
i sit in my room completely stoned and unfortunately i come across the most disturbing confusing and hilarious thing ive ever seen
TheDustyCartridge 1 year ago
I dunno about you guys, but I was pulling for the Jungle Kings...
StarCreme 1 year ago 6
So... is this for kids? I can't believe what I'm seeing.
Gnauma 1 year ago
oooh the excitment!
Xats 1 year ago
is there any actual GAMEPLAY in this "game"? i dont understand.
toughdog6789 1 year ago
World Cup has nothing on this shit
Kirbydamasta 1 year ago 11
call me crazy, but I dont think you can dribble the ball in soccer like you would in basketball. why do they let the alligator do it?
patsmcgee408 1 year ago
ooooohhhh what a bad pass..........yes... bad passes can happen....
Degorth 1 year ago 5
YOU CAN STOP THE FUCKING BACKGROUND MUSIC! IT'S SOCCER! PLAY SOMETHING THRILLING, DAMN IT!
GentlemanOrcus1 1 year ago 2
......Kicking it over the goal is a penalty, but the gator DRIBBLING THE BALL DOWN THE FIELD isn't? .....
Guilmon470 1 year ago 7
2:11 Ball disappeared? How does that count as a fault.
koolkody12 1 year ago
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koolkody12 1 year ago
I'm pretty sure Butcher is having a seizure.
TimoteiLSD 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
wait do you not play?
Dandramere 1 year ago
The vulture commentator on the left looks dead. They put sunglasses on him a la Weekend at Burnie's to make him appear alive, but he's not.
THIS IS A DEAD PARROT.
Dipstikk 1 year ago 7
Haha that was bad decision baddest decision in soccer-all-timmmmee!!1
Jaxd789 1 year ago 2
5:20 Can't you play soccer you dumb...
DiamondScythe 1 year ago
6:09
Wait, what the fuck is that dog doing there when he was dragged off seconds ago?
Sejr 1 year ago
@Sejr It was believed that he was faking an injury
Kristanni20X6 1 year ago
3:43 does anyone know what that circular signpost says??
disturbednintendokid 1 year ago
@disturbednintendokid
"Elf meter", which is Dutch for eleven meters, the distance from the penalty spot to the goal line. I've never seen something like that IRL when a penalty is given, so I guess it's just something they pulled out of their arse.
Sejr 1 year ago 4
@disturbednintendokid It's German and says "Elf Meter" In English it's "Penalty"
RAJEMedia 1 year ago
9:06 random chicken with sunglasses
rndmnonsense 1 year ago 7
What language is the chicken\turkey\alien thing singing in? o_0
Niobesnuppa 1 year ago
2:06 wait a second, that aligator is touching the ball with his hands! Isn't that supposed to count as a foul in soccer?
pwninator345 1 year ago
3:24 almost as infamous a foul as Zidane's headbutt.
waqman 1 year ago
2:51 "Keep your mouth shut Harry" LOLOOOOOL
waqman 1 year ago 2
OMG its so exiting!! and da song was so touching :)
Animal Soccer World is da best!
CartoonGlitter 1 year ago
2:37
This is the kind of thing you see painted on the window of Chuck E. Cheese's.
sonicfeet 1 year ago
McJUNGLE
sonicfeet 1 year ago
Boy, that porn was unbelievable!
mybruisedarm 1 year ago 44
This is the most horrible thing I have ever witnessed but it is somehow addicting and I can't stop watching it. :<
Luthicwoot 2 years ago 7
That background music has built up SO MUCH SUSPENSE.
AlmightyDoctor 2 years ago 6
:49 "unbelievable porn"?
thepoo1234 2 years ago 6
Why is there a random rooster at 09:06
stickguy703 2 years ago 4
2:38.
Looks like their heads are about to fucking explode.
Ninox37 2 years ago
WTF is up with that Dutch song?! I'm Dutch myself, and the lyrics are AWFUL. XD
Also, a big LOL at Jacko running. Just look at those long legs go! ^_^
Burblez 2 years ago 6
Someone make a parody... NOW! Oh yeah, they have 101 Dalmations... I just realized that...
SoraKurosu0 2 years ago
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MCPATERS0N 2 years ago
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MCPATERS0N 2 years ago
I'm sorry, I have to stop this now or my brain is gonna melt..
Ne0nLobster 2 years ago 4
9:06 bloody chicken!
eatmyfumes 2 years ago
@ 3:21 is that monkey spanking his monkey?
leonhart423 2 years ago
There singing in Dutch in the beginning.
7runescape4life7 2 years ago
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Kaptsae12 2 years ago
2:37 XD
alabzam 2 years ago 4
This...thing...was originally Dutch, right? Who else thinks they ran the original dialogue through a free online translator, added some half-hearted rhymes to the piggy cheer, and handed the whole mess of a script to a random bum off the street to give it voice?
Damn. My phrasing is coming out all funny-like because I've been listening to this for too long. IT'S CONTAGIOUS. WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE.
ZombieOnALeash 2 years ago 7
This wasn't originally Dutch at all, it was German, and so were many of these other crappily animated "games"! Why there's a bloody Dutch song in there though, and why they never bothered to translate it, I will never know.
Burblez 2 years ago
@Burblez
This is so damn bad I almost refuse to speak German any longer.
Ninox37 2 years ago 2
the Gator is using his hands
agrabou2011 2 years ago 2
The baddest decision in soccer all time
cutter14 2 years ago 5
Good God, there are FLASH VIDEOS with better animation than this...
On top of that, there are fan dubs with better voice acting.
SevipersOnaPlane 2 years ago 4
The crocodile CHEATED! D:<
Kelarre653 2 years ago 9
Am I the only one who thinks the announcer looks like the Dill Pickle Stork?
Sasorri 2 years ago 4
Correction: The Vlasick Stork
Sasorri 2 years ago
OMFG
mluevanos 2 years ago
Nice jerseys, I love how they all DON'T MATCH.
pockypurse 2 years ago 5
the hole game plays that stupid sound
Walker1057 2 years ago
1:03
I... what
PinkxFluff 2 years ago 4
Ya ya yes nooooooooooooooooooooooo. 9:00
platinummushroom 2 years ago
Thats what happens when you give a dog a...flute? lol?
EcoSuperFriendly 2 years ago 2
from the makers of zero wing XD
theREALChadsexinton 2 years ago
I know it's probably been said a dozen times already, but it must be said again...
0:46
"Big round of applause for the unbelievable porn."
Thanks, limpbeak.
CryMoar 2 years ago 10
Let me get this straight: When the animals were simply walking around or even training, they were on all four legs. Now that they're actually playing, they've all magically gained the ability to walk on two legs? What the fuck?
DethKlaus 2 years ago 3
This is getting more and more surreal
gasenkotsu 2 years ago 6
So you can't actually play soccer in this game?
joshtruction 2 years ago 5
This has been flagged as spam show
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!?!?
Ivolance 2 years ago 3
So... the entire game is in broken English and... the song is in Dutch? *headdesk*
HollyToadstool 2 years ago 40
@HollyToadstool The film was made by Germans. What a disgrace because I'm German :P
RAJEMedia 1 year ago
@HollyToadstool so every one there is nazi that speaks broken english and only can sing in dutch
zombies20 1 year ago
Is this guy ad libbing his lines? It sounds like he's just saying whatever comes to mind.
cutter14 2 years ago 5
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cutter14 2 years ago
"Oh, what a bad decision, the baddest decision in soccer all time!"
TomServo200X 2 years ago 6
oh fucking my god.
This game better be fake, lmao.
Im thinking of buying it just so I can say that I own it.
newdoom3 2 years ago 4
Wait, what? Peter Pan's animation is incredible compared to this.
Ultraminiman 2 years ago 5
peter pan from the same game creator sucks balls, this looks like one of Osamu tezuka's works compared to peter pan
TeHagoElOrto 2 years ago
1:24
The eff?
Sejr 2 years ago 3
That bear is a GOD
Spudzilla5656 2 years ago
Want some optical illusion fun? Answer these questions about the "Piggy Cheerleaders"
1. Are they wearing they're "Jerseys" open or closed?
2. Are they holding batons are pom-poms?
3. Are they're "Jerseys" red on top and blue on bottom or blue on top and red on bottom?
Ninetails2000 2 years ago 4
Just noticing, Butcher has a HUMONGOUS ASS when standing on two feet XD
Ninetails2000 2 years ago
1. YO YO YO
2. YO YO YO
3. YO YO YO
I have 100% faith in my answers.
barachan 2 years ago 3
ami the only one who finds the hooligans hilarious?
The1Cayne 2 years ago 5
NO DISCUSSION POSSIBLE
GamerUntouch 2 years ago
2:26 - HOW DOES THAT WORK!? He's dribbling it with his foot while hopping!
KnightoftheColossus 2 years ago 5
HE'S A MOTHAFUCKIN RACOON, NIGGA.
blahmaen 2 years ago 6
You all realize that a bunch of animals that were running on four legs in the last part are suddenly bipedal, right?
KnightoftheColossus 2 years ago 8
if i put a shirt on my dog will it stand up n walk around??
SkiLLeTxL 2 years ago 8
the pig cheer leaders is sure to give me nightmares .... YO YO YO
MrBlinkyEC 2 years ago
8:04
GET YOUR NICE COLOR BALLOONS.
Lumpytoast 2 years ago 6
Oh my Lord...this makes me cry.
WakeupHicks 2 years ago 4
AAH-EEE! AAH-EEE! Aah...
sonicfeet 2 years ago 3