Tommy Davis

[FuckingBoozer]

hahaha!

[idris09]

He discovered that children have things called marlocks in their bodies. And when an adult has sex with a child, the marlocks implode, feeding the adult receptive cavity with energy that causes immortality, so saith the ruler of Bethos. Phinehas traveled the world, loving many, many children, and he lived for eternity. Until he was hit by a train in 1892.

[idris09]

Phinehas quickly went down in history books as the first man to have sex with the Aborigine children at Uluru, and the first explorer to bugger all the underage mountainfolk of Nepal. But now the most wonderful part: you see, after having sex with all those children, Phinehas realized that molesting all those kids had made him immortal.

[idris09]

You see, the Super Adventure Club was founded by the greatest exploere of all time, William P. Phinehas! Phinehas climbed the highest peaks, tamed the mightiest rivers, but every time he got somewhere, he realized that other explorers had beat him to it. Phinehas was depressed, until he realized that if he couldn't be the first to discover places, he could be the first to have sex with the native children that inhabited those areas!

[Gabiwynne]

thats not funny at all

[Roxy4Crow]

As much as I hate Tommy Davis I didn't find this funny.

[FurorTeutonica]

dont make light of it. child mollesters are criminals. so its no laughing matter. because the alligations ARE ALL TRUE!

[RonDog94]

Nice! Hey Tommy, why not stick your head up your ass and fart? Your mother's a dirty cunt who couldn't keep her legs closed when that goat knocked her up and spawned you...{Shit Ball Bill} Wanna follow me around fag?

PS: "Go John Sweeney!! You can do it! Kick his f**king HEAD OFF!!"

[chiron55]

Tommy, Tommy, Tommy how could you Tommy? and you a man of the church or cloth or cult? Whatever.

[voon100]

Hollywood studios won't recruit Tommy Davis as an actor so he has to get a life and be the fuck up spokesman for a retarded cult.

[garret805]

Alright, tommy davis...stand up for what you believe in you are showing how great americans be, your the man...we all want to be like you...we love you tommy!

[garret805]

Alright, thats my brother!!!! he molested me!!!

[11slash11]

tommy davis- sinsiter cult follower

[aidita2000]

Tom Davis is the son of actress Anne Archer who plays the wife in the Michael Douglas 'Fatal Attraction'. Poor Tom, instead of having a good time in Hollywood, he's slaving for David Miscavige...and for what?

[halidefox]

Well, I guess I'll be in the minority when I yell: "Go John Sweeney!! You can do it! Kick his f**king HEAD OFF!!"

[sezutimacek]

heh great parody of what scientologyst are doing to others..nonfriends. great work

[deadsh33p]

id hit it

[beanoa777]

No, no torture for Tommy, that's inhumane. I recommend to heal Tommy, a good year or so of psychiatry with no contact with any form of Scientology. Time also to cut the apron strings with his mother, Anne Archer.

[britishroyalist]

i saw him on this bbc fing, god he is so anoying :| can we send him to that prison in cuba?

[mattyboy876]

fairgame comes home to roost

[blackpanorama]

sickening. you must be totally brainwashed

[OrderOfBede]

go read your profile comments from us, its nothing violent, dont worry.

[wasupi355]

lol

[jurrk]

AHHH he's coming for your children!!!