Whose Line: Got Arrested Hoedown (II)

[99krazyboi]

Im drunk......

[aochoa423]

6 people tried to rob a donut store

[hexapod2000]

Why were there two hoedowns?

[24lara24]

I dont understand why people make up their own hoedowns.... Whose line people make it up on the spot. they make it way more creative than all these made up ones that you guys spend 20 min creating.

[123Brewerfan]

Yesterday I got arrested for assault

The incident happened in a bank vault

I was Texas with my best friend getting a tan

The person I assaulted, her name was Roseanne.

[KeusFrench]

so funny

[2coldkiller]

i got arrested, for being a big sped

when they caught me, they pumped me full of lead

i was throwing coconuts at everyone i sore

cause everyone i throwing them at, was fat and pore

was fat and pore

[SlyCooper264]

I got arrested for murdering my wife

Nag, nag, nag, all day, she gave me lots of strife

but there is one, thing i really must confess

the only thing i regret is living in Texas

[baddragon360]

well im from the asdf movie ive done crazy things

i may seem normal but im not what i seem

i have stolen something dont hold a grudge

im arrested for stealing your lungs

[boredpersonthingy]

When I got arrested it didnt make sense to me.

Apparently the cops don't like how my son sings.

Now I can't hear him sing, dammit this is sad.

That's what I get for being Justin Bieber's dad.

[JeffHardyFan34567]

Today I got arrested I started to cry

Everyone ask do you want a pie?

I hate the cells and the beds

All I wanted to do was rub Colin's head

[rdsxluvrynkyhatr]

At 1:27, was colin making fun of OJ Simpson?!

[NearCry]

@rdsxluvrynkyhatr many NFL players seem to headline the news for getting arrested

[MrGophillyeagles]

i stole colins hair



[Devilishbritt]

I got arrested for murdering a man,

What happened next?... They through me in the can,

I couldn't help but laugh at the present situation,

All that jail has done for me is give me motivation.

[AmericanGirl4Me]

I have an awful secret, I think I have to tell

Right now I am sitting here, locked up in a cell

Why am I here, you ask, oh what did I do?

Well, I tried to steal Ryan's awesome shoes

[xXxXBleedPurpleXxXx]

was this before rothesburger..... haha. oh the material they would have today, i wish this show was still on simply for that.

[dbrizz17]

Drew always finds a way to screw up Hoedowns......

[Goodyfan17]

I've got a habit that's really really bad.

I rob all the stores, and it makes the owners mad.

True, usually it doesn't get me anywhere,

But one time I succeeded - cause I stole Colin's hair!

[metzdawg3000]

Well I'm spending the night inside a jail.

I tried to rob store but that was one big fail.

So now I'm paying for my crime and there's fear in the air

because I'm sharing a cell with a big man named Claire.

[DeLuca500]

I got arrested for something I regret

I help up a store, I'll never forget

three years I'm sentenced it's better than life

I have less of a chance of becoming someones wife

[Fyuzseion]

i think kathy was the only regular who never had to do a hoedown.

[XavyWin7]

What was Wayne trying to show Drew at 1:10?

[NightmareSummon]

@XavyWin7 Wayne was telling Drew that the last line was a "stretch."

[AKAcolide]

im the type of guy who like to rob alot

but the worst thing was going to jail on the spot

when i said get on the floor they all screamed stop

guess thats what happens when you rob a doughnut shop

[forattvinna]

Did he say "I ended up in Hawaii with five ho's?" If so, brilliant.

[theSportguy24]

Driving down the freeway I thought I was gone

I was going 140 but man was I wrong

They arrested me for speeding and running over Mr.T

Man they really track down killers of big celebrities

[TedKrusty]

I Got Arrested, I'm Sure Why.

Killing Someone, Yeah I Won't lie,

I've Never Done Anything Like This Before

But What Do You Expect? Justin Bieber is a Whore!

[In case you didn't follow that, it means i killed justin bieber]

[45BATISTA]

@TedKrusty failed

[xBigetto]

I've broken laws but I'll never go to jail

Cause I am a winner, and winners never fail

I'll get away with stuff you couldn't dream

That's right fuckholes, my name name's Charlie Sheen!

[DairyBastardGOW1]

ryan shoulda sed:

i pulled out my weapon, it made a slight pop,

but that's what i get for robbin' a coffee shop.

[ThatIndianWookie]

how does laura hall never crack up laughing and mess up

[thekingcuber]

Is what colin doing be called singing?

[bluebear1985]

I just got arrested, because I did drive drunk,

I only had a few, but hey who would have thunk?

However this is not the worst I have been.

I do it regularly 'cause my name is Charlie Sheen.

[TaylorWK]

being in jail isnt like what it seems

lots of scary people and things cant be unseen

I regret what i did it was really bad Hey, at least im with my dad!

[pebble37lifter]

HAHAHAHAHA Ryan!!!

[CiciRanza]

wait, what did the cops show Drew??

[jamstar1]

@CiciRanza their Adam-12, he's using cop shows as puns.

[markdpane]

0:58 That dosen't rhyme!!!

[iibeavanatorxX]

@markdpane ya he should of just said whore but im shore thats wut he ment

[Profy00]

@iibeavanatorxX ya you should have learnt something from your english lessons

[iibeavanatorxX]

@Profy00 this isn't school fag who gives a shit about spelling this is the internet go fuck yourself and learn how to spell learned nigger

[Profy00]

@iibeavanatorxX have learnt is actually correct but I wouldn't expect you to know it.

P.S.: I'm white.

P.S.2: Go fuck yourself

P.S.3: Your error was pathetic that's why I corrected it.

[hellofaname]

@Profy00

Those should have the slogans for each Sony Playstations

[AJackalMan]

@markdpane If he had of said 'whore' he would've gotten censcored

[Yardnoc3103]

@markdpane think for a moment OK

what is another word for ho's

HINT : they cant say the real word because they're on an ABC network

ANOTHER HINT : Then they Starsky and Hutch'ed me, and threw me on the floor

And that's how I ended up in Hawaii with five ...

if you havn't guessed it by now the answer is WHORES

[hollister8951]

@markdpane thats sarcasim right?

[DairyBastardGOW1]

colin is awesum!

[ElfenLied619]

I got arrested just the other day.

My crime was horrible, at least that's what they say.

It was vicious and even kinda crude.

That's what I get for going to preschool in the nude.

[r4mp4g1]

5 people were arrested by 40 cops

[Prometheusmfd]

I got arrested on last thursday

The judge told me the crime I was gonna pay

The new policy that was crazy, you bet

They monitered hoedowns posted on the internet

[dillpickle1022]

One night I had a party

with a lot of peeps

There were some celebrities

and some elites

I went into the bathroom

and damn my luck oh man!

I got arrested for some crack

that was Linsey Lohan's

[leeks1408]

i got sent to jail for not showing my registration

i looked for hours and the cop ran out of patience

but when i got to jail i got a surprise

my license and registration was stuck between my thighs

[blindsightedkill]

I don't get Wayne's Ingrid verse is it just something earlier in the episode?

[Styrofoam02]

@blindsightedkill

yeah, Wayne did a song about ingrid, who was a parole officer.

[jrennhack]

@blindsightedkill If memory serves, Wayne sang a song to him in "Song Styles".

[RyanMauger]

I was in my living room when a cop burst through my door

He slapped me in cuffs and he threw me on the floor

At first I was worried but I quickly lost my grief

When in walked a construction worker and an Indian chief

[zbradley1990]

My friends took me on a beer run, last saturday night.

then the cops drove right behind us, it was such a fright.

I shouldn't have been running round with incoherents

Because both cops were actually my parents.

[LynnieChan]

@bonesmasher146 Yeah it's really amazing how much he's slimmed down, wouldn't have really noticed but it's true.

[bonesmasher146]

too bad this show is gone now....besides the re-runs.....man....it's amazing how much weight drew lost ever the years.

[dontcallme02]

Colins should have been:

I've been arrested over 20 times

I've been arrested for many different crimes

People think it's horrible, but I think what the hell

It isn't only in Whose Line that I have to play the girl

[MattTheGreat1692]

Oh man being arrested is such a drag

Im always in a cell and I have to be in rags

being in jail really leaves me in a stitch

The worst part is that Im everybodies bitch

[1989bc]

@MattTheGreat1692 Everybody's biiiiitch!

Great stanza!

[MattTheGreat1692]

@1989bc thank you

[diablo254]

i always hate it when drew carey says laura hall as if its her first name.... like damn man....

[qwerasd42]

i went to a house then took out my gun

then the owner ruined all the fun

then owner called the police i ran so merry

but then i figured out i got arrested by drew cary

[DyceKendoka]

Kathey would make a good voice actress for the next Harley Quinn

[austindal]

i think Lura Hall should get some points.

[moomooclass102]

yourballsareinert (great name): Ingrid is probably someone who participated in one of their games, considering the camera went on some couple.

[yourballsareinert]

Who's Ingrid?

[PlutoTheSecond]

I once went to jail, it wasn't all that fun,

But there aren't many options with someone who has a gun.

Some people told me to cheer up, and I did begin to smile,

Until I found out I was sharing a cell with Ryan Stiles.

[migmo987]

I was near a party and got pulled over it was not that great

the cop who was austrailian pulled me over and said "g'day mate!"

He said how many fingers am i holding up? 3, 2, or 1?

and i said "i dont know but can i get back to my beer run?

[ScalecWolf]

I'm a world class criminal, I'm never caught

I control millions and call every shot

But after that little incident, my luck severely bent

Who would think they would arrest the President?

[TotalDramaIsland5500]

I have been arrested, which might be hard to see

I am quite innocent as can be

What was I thinking? I was such a twit

When I teamed up with Ryan Stiles and killed the other Brit

(I could see Pip from South Park singing that LMAO)

[Illiamwa1995]

I got arrested for peeing on a dumpster! I was quit drunk for I sure drank alot. I was out just behind the block! When the cop pulled up and saw me a peepee. I didn't mind much only there was one problem! The cop was infact my mommie!

[MackandAlex]

@Illiamwa1995 Fail. 

[ryancooke78]

Drew's hoedown makes no sense lol. Although his Hoedown's usually are so stupid

[ralphiemayphan]

I was with my family last Saturday, the day in question

This subject is something I don't like to mention

One minute I'm watching tv with my pops

The next minute, hi mom I'm on Cops!

[RichT519]

drews was the worst piece of shit ever. its just hilarious how incredibly terrible it was

[dabunk7]

Last night i went and got drunk at the bar

When i left i didn't make it far

The cop told me it wasn't for my drivin'

But i guess that i didn't have to shoot Ivan

[pcf180]

I got arrested man it was a pain.

I was in jail cell with a guy named cain.

He told he was arrested for blowing up a car,

How did I get arrested, for drinking at a bar?

[rrrsegmentat7]

i got arrested for a crime i didn't commit

the cops took me to the slammer man it was the pits

i got out the very next day and found out what had happened

my friends pulled a prank and told the cops i started crappin'

[corjonbett]

Last night the cops showed up at my door

They said my neighbors couldn't take it anymore.

I didn't think I was doing anything wrong.

I guess some people just shouldn't break out in song!

[BuryMe36]

I love Wayne's verse

[shmurray19]

i though ryan was gonna rob a police station....

[RomeRuler]

"That's what I get for robbingg a donut store."

[KragJin]

was it O. J. Simpson reference ? to the NFL thingy?

[geminichica8806]

@KragJin no its making fun of NFL players because they are always getting arrested for stupid shit

[hevblade]

both drew's and colin's verses are hilarious

[RedFerrari99]

who's the black guy in the orange top. he's funny!

[diehardviking]

his name is Wayne Brady, he's pretty good

[RedFerrari99]

thanks man

[hevblade]

wayne brady is the man

[voxextremos22]

Wayne Brady

[aniloverl]

wayne brady

[Blackout1213]

@RedFerrari99

Wayne Brady

[opalk9]

thats wayne

im not sure if thats how to spell his name though.........

[BEHOLDtheGUNNER]

Ryan is the king of howdown

[Samimarukun]

yea, Though he h8s it ...xD

[scoobyrds]

@BEHOLDtheGUNNER And Colin is the queen!

[mileyluver87]

i love ryan and colin they are so funny there my favorite

[dstebbin]

Which one has Wayne going "I wanted to be a cop so bad, I joined the Village People?"

[electradash11]

i love ryan!!!

[edr7jdgh]

whos ingrid?

[Rupnath]

earlier in the episode they sang to her

[Qualinesti]

Hmm I'm the opposite of most people haha. A lot of people like Ryan and Colin but I like Wayne and Chip a lot more than Ryan and Colin

[edr7jdgh]

the rest r better lookin, espechally jeff, but ryan an colin r funnier

[Qualinesti]

Haha see? I think Wayne and Chip are more funny. But I got 2 thumbs up so at least two people agree with me :D

[edr7jdgh]

wayne an chip at tat r all funny 2, i tink its tat ryan an colin are more... phisical - wit their comedy

[bullza001rocka]

DONUT STORE!

[NV417]

lol this game's "winner" is basically the "loser" since the winner is always the one that is the least funny

[Chsowl0809]

lol you cant say that when ryan or colin wins though

[NV417]

well sometimes u just gotta give the funny guys some rest!

[irthemann]

ya (DAMN)

[Chsowl0809]

lol yes but then u cant call them the loser cuz u know ryan and colin are always winners!

[theMANny74747474]

@NV417 then why isnt drew the loser.....

[HLGBeachedWhales]

@NV417

I agree 100%

[Zdeath768]

@NV417 if u notice collin or ryan ever win xD



[KasaruKisuke]

@Zdeath768

I rmb Ryan did win once, and he didn't, well, he got edited out of the hoedown o_o

[magickage]

@KasaruKisuke He did win in the affair hoedown. They did the affair hoedown twice though, and they took the verses from both the games. That's why you can still see Ryan's arm when Colin is doing his verse.

Ryan also won a few times at the end of the show, where he had to do the credits.

[gothamcity29]

@NV417

not always.

[Yukyo8670]

@NV417 The why is Drew always in the Hoedown?

[ritsfata]

@NV417 Then how does colin always win???????

[Velocity88]

@NV417 Nah, Kathy never does hoedowns because while she is a good actress, she's pretty bad at improv...

[DrClawizdead]

@NV417 That's why Collin only won once in the history of the show.

[darklightnin]

@NV417 If the 'winner' is always the least funny, then why in the hell does Drew EVER perform?

[JessicaAngel22]

@darklightnin Hes hilarious cause he messes up :P

[BeastofGreen]

@darklightnin cause hes funny. ur just a lame loser who akes life seriously cause u were violated as a child. ._.

[darklightnin]

@BeastofGreen What the hell? Really? It's not even funny to joke about scheize like that, because I KNOW people who have been. Shut your mouth, and enjoy the bloody video. Dumkopf.

[BeastofGreen]

@darklightnin geez u bitch alot. i know lots of pepole who have lots of pasts and i joke with them about it so.. stop bitching its just dumb n pointless mmk? silly kid.

[DisturbedFan4AllTime]

@NV417 Not necessarily, cause Ryan and Colin have won too

[Tim2biT]

woooo ryan got this one XDD

40 cops how could that be

i guess thats what i get for robbing a donut store

[bagpiper2005]

Drew sucked this one up!!!

[jphilipgardner7]

yeah he stretched that rhyme a little much

[comicreaper]

so he had one off day

[ISZombie]

Oh don't get me wrong! I've seen much worse! But I was just saying, Drew messed up. Obvious, I know, but he's usually so good.

[NoInfringementIntent]

Listening to it again, I don't think Drew messed up; I think he was just trying to keep the censor of their back. The preceeding line was "Then they Starsky-and-Hutched me and threw me on the floor", so the next line would've had to rhyme with "floor" and the only thing you could say in that situation (with Drew's rhyme) was "whore", so that might've upset the censor. Thinking about the censor first instead of the bit, that might be why Drew changed it at the last minute. :-)

Just a theory.

[ISZombie]

It makes plenty of sense. They're always restarting due to censors, etc. But it was shown as a mistake on his part. I still love this.

[NoInfringementIntent]

Same here, I think this is a great Hoedown. :-)

[rokimomi]

No messup, noinfringement is right. And drew was completely aware of what he was saying.

[Roadie92]

Iv herd him sing before but i think its in the newer episodes he can.

[BobTheHumanBeing]

Colin never sings tunes. He just kinda yells... Just pointing out what I've noticed.

[themountainmoose]

i think its cause he knows he cant

[AAHyrule]

I think you're confusing Colin with Drew.

Also, does anyone find it weird the uploader describes this Arrested Hoedown as decent, but the other as great? This one is much better.

[dhruv494]

no, drew killed it

[adamauger]

is this show still on tv? i havent seen it on. im just wondering if it switched channels.....maybe...

[tenebrous1013]

No, the show stopped airing new episodes a few years ago. Reruns are still shown, but not on many networks.

[ghassan054]

no its stopped

[zoomybug]

It's still on Five US sometimes

[JulianVision]

and its on abc 11:30 in ABC

[XxParise9xX]

it stopped airing. but they do show episodes on abc. i live in florida and it shows on abc at midnight. from 12am-1am.

idk if thats just florida or the entire east coast.

[prdfmc]

i just got arrested i don't know what to do

the beds are too small and the food smells like poo

i can't take it anymore, i don't know how to cope

the best advice i can give is keep a firm grip on the soap

[underestimated92]

I got pulled over for a DUI

When the officer questioned me I didn't tell a lie

I acted like a fool, my humor was at the tops

And I ended up drunk and naked on COPS

[ThexyThexyThamm]

Who is Ingrid?

[bunnyvon]

She's the blond girl they cut to in the audience. Wayne sang to her earlier in a previous game!

[XxMaDsPaCexXV2]

i love ryans

[angelxmusic]

Whats up with ingrid?

[ralphiemayphan]

AYE!!

[metalguyn]

Kathy is so pretty!

[kietasss]

you must have been thinking of your 4 lines for a bout an hour :D

[fifitheskunk]

I love people that come up with these when there is no pressure...Let's see you do it on stage at the time..Anyone can write four lines

[wildbeemer]

no kidding lol

[phfactor]

good one

[ralphiemayphan]

I once got arrested

It wasn't really funny

The cops took my wife and then they took my money

Being in prison was really kinda scary

Especially because my cell mate was Drew Carey

[lovinit53]

nice!

[jamesspencerjackson]

The other day I did something the lowest of the low

I destroyed property of John McEnroe

It really was so stupid, I lost my bearings

Because I was arrested and charged with Racket-Tearing...