Dilbert - Testing

[YTman28]

Well, after watching the whole episodes, I understand why this show stopped. But hey. I still think this wasn't a show for kids.

[vmelkon]

5000 °F 2760.0 °C 3033.15 K

[RarendtheBlack]

Good question: how tall is Dogbert? Knee high? He looks as tall as a glass in the first part.

[06taxford]

Fuck off Ads!!!!!

[wilsonofcanada]

He can change name back now that he is older.

[205up90down]

When was this series made. That space shuttle is named Columbia...

[NotStoopid0228]

Bob what?!

[Adventruer]

Wow what a bastard.

[emini6]

Bob Bastard Is my ID in every game i play

[joshuadeckhand]

beginning 5 minutes, ratbert puked on dilbert. rats cant puke.

[bevanl]

This show is hilarious, shame it got cancelled 10 years ago and only lasted two seasons :-(. It won an Emmy, you don't cancel a show that's won an Emmy, that's crazy. At least there's the comic strips and the short animation clips on Dilbert.com.

[TheAxelFenrir]

dumbest. show. ever.

Problem Solverz is wayyyy better than this piece of crap

[TheStickKid]

@TheAxelFenrir ...excuse me, i must laugh at how stupid that comment sounded.

[RenegadeFury]

why is this show so amazing

[CheshireShade]

Did you know that there are no laws in space?

Best quote ever!

[athleteization]

Their 15 second commercials and your watching a hilarious show for free.

Suck it the fuck up.

[Bagofants]

@athleteization *They're

[ajandiz]

Commercials way to frequent

[obiwanobiwan13]

Help me, Dogbert! Help me to find a job!

I finally landed the job I'd eanted for two years, and then some new boss came with no clue what do do...

HELP! Your infinite intelligence and Space Shuttling and laser-shooting powers are required!

[edusuntrebor]

@obiwanobiwan13 Help him, you're Obi-wan's only hope : 3

[evilmilkbottle]

i love the 3 second city TV comercial

[ScrewLimbBizkit]

I know I'm knitpicking but...if the laser was powerful enough to blow the wings off a plane, why didn't it break the glass?

I'm sorry I know it's a cartoon but still....D:<

[masterohumans]

@ScrewLimbBizkit Why didn't the laser kill Dilbert when it hit him in the ass?

[TheLaserguidedpanda]

lol. disfiguring fluid

[213rockafella213]

...Is this the guy who plays spongebob?

[PestigeKelpone]

@213rockafella213 yes it is, his name is Tom Kenny.

[lyndonrules]

and haha. apparently the lazer is strong enough to kill someone instantly..but lightly burn dilberts ass?

[lyndonrules]

"hey bob im having a planet of the apes marathon at my place..wanna come?"

"oh yeah? who is going to be there?"

"oh just me, and a girlfriend who is very open to experimentation....."

[JBounder]

Bob basterd is awesome... he makes me feel all psychotic inside :D

[leon102]

Reading comments on these aren't fun. People just bitch about the same thing. Commercials. Who gives a shit, they make watching these free in the first place.

Also, the voice of Bob Bastard sounds very familiar.

[thetonedeafmusician]

I don't get adverts but I seem to get a black screen for about 2 secs :L

[PerhapsDeadMaybeNot]

thank god for the mute button

[SexVoltage420]

Marilyn Manson! WOO!

[SHFBI1]

why do they play the same commercial every time?

[LMJ314142]

Why is he measuring absorbance with a pH meter? And why does it go all the way to -10?

[snake2250]

@LMJ314142 Because it's a cartoon...

[woollybully100]

sounds like tom kenny is doing his jack nicholson for bob bastard.

[NJpanther05]

f the spicy side!

[SpeedingHedgehog]

I stopped seeing commercials! I wonder why?

[Blooper828]

This woud be the best series ever except for the same commerials over and over

[Alphaninerniner86]

The ax commercials are hard...

[Blamed1]

Bob Bastard is voiced by the same person who voiced Air Conditioner in A Brave Little Toaster. Right? Somebody help me out. He voiced somebody in a Brave Little Toaster...

[siothurn]

you wont even fell the lazer on the corna lol

[donotfeedthetroll]

the pH scale at the beginning is wrong

[StudioSCAPE]

LOL Extreme heat test!

[Darkest797]

9:10 Edward Cullen.

[23pokrzywa]

This show is awesome!

[sonicedhoedown1]

Hasn't dated in RANGE EXCEEDED days.

lol

[FLUFFYNOTFAT]

y isnt dog whisperer on animal planet?!? IT IZ DRIVIN ME AWOL!!! *-*

[xTRICKYxx]

ugh the commercials are way too loud.

[ciscokitty8]

@xTRICKYxx not to mention they play the exact same ones over and over and over again

[samjam306]

Loud Howard: I MADE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

[WorldCollabs]

@xTRICKYxx or your speakers are too high

[edusuntrebor]

@xTRICKYxx WHAT?!

[Alvaris]

I feel my IQ going up.

but also my sense of randomness and, retroactively, my faith of humanity gone down.

[konata4567]

@Alvaris i hear that

[Bassbait]

that switching states commercial is so faked.

why?

1.the houston chick is stereotypical, which means that it's apparently trying to convince that she's from houston.

2.Seattle dudes don't have tans. THEY LIVE IN THE CITY WHERE THE SUN NEVER SHINES! I should know, I lived there.

[flamesonDVD]

Weird

Alice is seduced by unkindness and exploitation

!!!

[nightpwner]

If Bob Bastard's voice was squeakier he would sound like Spongebob. Same voice actor?

[Bassbait]

no, but Ironically, spongebob does play both ratbert and asok!

[TheSanlerBrothers]

Hey look another show Tom Kenny (guy who does Spongebob's voice) was in.

[MortalAnonymous]

Yes, that IS the same guy. Tom Kenny. He's all over this show.

[Cyrathil]

5000 F? Is anyone planning on exercising in a volcano?

[EvilWireman]

Well, how else do you expect us to burn off those love handles?

[Cyrathil]

Guess I'm stuck with them, because I can't get to one. Maybe they should market the tester...

[moktook]

This is a really smart show. I like it.

[redgreen09]

WELL NO ADDDS UNBELBULL!!!!

[9790yoshi]

why is chilis on every show i watch

[HerrBismarck]

Good question

[mobone32]

Makes ya want it though

[mobone32]

I'm sold on IE 8 now.... not

[JVC1562]

omg wtf rofl lol lmao lmfao

so fuckin funny man hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahaha

[Loradreamx]

I love the bigmouth guy xD

[Spitfyre32x]

Loud Howard? Yeah, I get a kick out of him too.

[cp30r3d2]

there abusing the name bastard

[nukleopatra88]

I like the Marilyn Manson reference.

[rikkuwolf1]

i love the show hate the comercials

[VicViper001]

After I finish watching this, I think I'll go torch my local Chili's!

[TDrocks100]

stop with the same freakin commercials there all the same.

[jbeannie05]

these commercials kind of make me want to go to chili's, I do like their chicken crispers with ranch, and with one of their chocolate sprinkles shake, and some of those big retangular seasoned fries with ranch, it's bad for me, but it's good, and no, i don't eat at chili's every day

[jaydesh9]

"I just had that darnald thing washed .. ' !!

[TheDarkTaker00]

i never knew there was a show for this O.O

[Atrus2225]

same here lol

[elcacto123]

these commercals make me want to go chilies less

[ShotgunDart]

These commercals make me want to punch a baby.

[gorerydr]

Beat a bag of puppies with a bag of kittens.

[Nihilist127]

Then throw both bags over a dam.

[RedSouthCity]

Burn a Chilies Down

[MyMadFX]

Chilie you suck I'm going to taco bell!

[SonividSulegnaEkez]

I prefer their quesadillas

[Lidzz77]

haha you scare me bob, you scare the bageesus outa me, but in a good way

[helloham8]

life's to short for bland commercials

[Itell21]

I must say though that that commercial makes me hungry

[swimmergirl771]

lol i know

[FretsawOrion]

Probably because it plays three times per video. Let's see... At 12 episodes average per season of shows, and I've seen at least two seasons...

I've seen that moronic thing at least 72 times in a row.

[tikifreakazoid]

"My father's Mr. Bastard."

Did anybody get that joke?

[LeppKingGathbertI]

yes.

[passivesquid]

"what ar eyou doing with my laser?...did you know there are no laws in spacce?"

[GamertagAlidha125]

I'M FIRIN YAR LAHZOR!!

[amusliu13]

what do you call a guy that moves from middle mangement all the way to upper management? A promotion

[tjrieves]

anyone else think it's funny that as soon as dogbert got off of the columbia, it disintegrated?

[triFeral]

Where is your god now?

[KZN02]

Somewhere on Earth, just need to find the specific variation.

[TooCoolForYouWTF]

bob IS a a bastard.

[fireinmycrotch]

yo that bob bastard dude got some jacked up teef lol

[eriko505]

dilberts sweet

[MindOfMjolnir]

Is Bastard supposed to be a bad Jack Nicholson impersonator?

[alatheia1st]

i know right? Thats what I thought!

[PlOpEmZlOl39]

god dilbert is awesome

[speedy1231292]

Chilis is devil spawn that tastes good

[dainbramagedpro]

Has anyone else had issues where the commercials are delayed to where the audio of the show plays while the commercial is rolling. Then the show starts over! I know the commercials are necessary for allowing the show on Youtube, but can't they vary them and make them more efficient!

[AhhExpoldingMonkies]

if i see another commercial saying "life is too short for bland meals. i will go AWOL.

i don't object to the commercials

but i think they should vary them.

[qwerty5000]

@AhhExpoldingMonkies if you have firefox the adblock plus addon blocks them

[aianta03]

@AhhExpoldingMonkies if you install adblock plus for firefox it will disable them ;) It pays to be a computer geek :P

[cyberdragonessmaster]

@AhhExpoldingMonkies i know if their going to show the same one over again show it once at the beginning and that's all one is plenty

[TF2Medic2]

@AhhExpoldingMonkies Same for me.But halls.

[glitch164]

Screw Family Guy, Its the same stuff over and over again. Nothing new ok? Fuck Family Guy.

[Krow189]

Family Guy caters to this degenerate wave of anti intellectual teenagers. Death to Family Guy!!

[applemanrevival]

love the opening

[teejayandjon]

second

[ballincow]

love dilbert. hate the commercials.

[Keithfert490]

The commercials aren't that bad.

[ballincow]

without commericals this would be the bomb

[sunlogosis]

if not for the commercials Crackle probably couldnt afford to pay for the right to play the show. think of it like this, if you can take a few commercials , you can create your own programming schedule of shows. I quicklist 1 or 2 episodes from several shows and watch just like it was tv. or you could get glutonous as hell and do a marathon of whatever show you like. btw, on here its 45 secs. of commercials in 23 mins, compared to 13 mins of commercials in 30 mins on tv. i'll take that.