SMBC Theater - Oh yeah, baby

[celestialsalamander]

this was kind of gross

[Wooskiee]

All done in a single take (though perhaps a camera cut at 57 seconds?), this is very impressive! What sort of cues / timing did James use?

[twiztidsidfreak13]

James really is my hero!

[trekkiebaby]

Wow, eating a sandwich... that's a UTI waiting to happen.

[valdrec]

@trekkiebaby I daresay the sandwhich is pretty clean compared to the MOUTH

[CyberlekVox]

I have been on a SMBC binge today and as I thought I couldn't love yall anymore you pull out the Doctor Who card.... *single tear*

[Physicbuddha]

I love SMBC and this is easily the worst one. No one wants to picture that fat man naked.

[TheDeLoreanFlux]

Umm nope!

[subsubmubmub]

Eat our her vagina. Then touch him on the penis.

[andrewfink1]

@subsubmubmub die atheist....jesus saves

[vbwx]

MOTHERFUCKING BATMAN!

[Kogerii]

It kinda breaks it to know it's just him. Couldn't get a girl to have her bare leg to the side of the screen so it looks like he's actually going down on someone?

[ForbiddianSC]

@Kogerii Perv

[elem101]

it's funny because its true!

[GweezerSota]

i could of watched the batman part for ages....

[HeroicDolphin]

Sandwich + dr who > all!

[ehayes3791]

he grows a beard like me. lol

[TheFIRSTER]

first

[babc333]

oral sxing while eating drinking and everything lol

[MyDexel]

Search in youtube ::: Ridin solo Dexel

[SaveusOrton1122]

wow these guys suck. They cant act for shit

[kingblargle]

Hes mother fuckin batman fuckin batman mother fuckin batman nanananananana..oh shit she wants eye contact!

[sigurdgram]

my excuse: what? I found it in there!

[weldmaster80]

the RIGHJT response wouldbe to have the dude tvo the Dr Who and theres no excuse for eating while 'eating' deuring sex.... MAYBE, if you can last long enought to justsify the need for more energy.... otherwise your just not really working hard enough

[DanTheeMan]

Eat a sandwich while having oral sex, touch him on the penis.

[NoseEverything]

I wouldn't call two slices of bread with cheese in the middle a sandwich.

So what he said was true...

[AngelOfTime]

Batman motherfucking batman xD Hahahahaha. Rofl.

[InspectorMustache]

Why are the videos all sex and dick jokes?

[adolphbot]

@InspectorMustache All SMBC jokes are either sex, or dick jokes.

[InspectorMustache]

@adolphbot eh.... no they aren't. at least not the comics.

[RomanoGiovanni]

@InspectorMustache

Two Words: Zach Weiner!

[idunham]

hahahaha....quality.

[strangedominion]

ouch! i recommend wearing one of those camel packs that them bicyclers use. you get a killer rash but overall its a win!

[ComplexityComplex]

This is not their first video where the punchline is somebody getting punched.

[Econniff]

@ComplexityComplex And it will not be their last, I am certain

[johncar11]

It was okay, but the whole food+vagina thing is just asking for a yeast infection.

[voxiphiliac]

You know what really impresses me? James takes the trouble to use proper punctuation and spelling and all that jazz- while performing oral sex and eating a sandwich. Zach can't even bother to do that while watching TV.

[trixdisorder]

That's nasty.

[SuperCrakker]

The girl is the red headed one with glasses from the cosmopoliton sketch.

[Haedrian]

@SuperCrakker Did she touch him on the penis?

[feedommodoyle]

Needs more face punching and less sandwich munching.

[feckineejit]

i fucking love it

[Cerberus889]

Eat a sandwich, then touch him on the penis.

[larryt2467]

One the dumbest things I have seen on here

[CprlFredColon]

That punch sounds like a fart.

[AoiKami]

I'm going to be honest with you without being rude. I did not like this video.

[Toasty3D]

I wonder how often women do this to men.

[grandmastatus]

i'm having difficulty eating while watching this. it's worse now that he has a sandwich too.

[superbond2]

Worst yet.

Like, not funny at all.

[Bazgann]

shave ur back .

[super2goten]

"Uuhm, it looked hungry too?"

[RomanoGiovanni]

I'd take watching Dr. Who over RECEIVING oral sex, much less giving it.

[Balsiefen]

@RomanoGiovanni

What about receiving it from Dr. Who?

[NeoTechni]

@RomanoGiovanni You need better partners

[nenxe]

Best yet.

[Schoolspirit17]

haha oh no, can't miss the doctor!

[b0lkan]

This was... great actually. Or well, not many laughing moments but very well thought out and executed.

[sasukecraz]

thumbs up just because it mentioned watching Doctor Who!

[The88Man09]

"Uhhh...nope?" lmao

[davetherave809]

awesome video so funny

[ZMoreland04]

Was that a fish sandwich he was eating?

[Spirosaur]

Mmmm my self esteem is based off of that fact

[Hraffi]

Well... I laughed. ;:D

[tychoSNM]

He's multitaskin' baby!

[withouts4nity]

he's motherfucking BATMAN!

[Athaeus]

It was all hilarious! Neatly executed!

[Breadcleaner]

give cunnilingus. then touch him on the penis.

[NeoTechni]

@Breadcleaner How does the girl give cunnilingus to herself?

[MikeOShay]

"I just wanted to compare the taste to real tuna."

[EssThree]

Ending was weak, but pretty funny none the less :D

[eyesofnova]

not gonna lie, after about 5 minutes of oral sex I get impatient and my mind starts to wander.. Damn SMBC for revealing us!

[hannahaful]

lmao!!! yay!!!!

[LunarEntity]

THE GODDAMNED BATMAN

[valkyrio]

Awesome. So glad you're not censoring anymore.

Also, for the beginning of the video I thought the echo was the girl's cave being a bit...cavernous.

[Hum0ng0us]

Hey! How come you fellas aren't "Bleeping" anymore!!

SMBCT was WAY more funny with all of those hard "BLEEPS"!

This gotta be one of the best so far!! ROFLMMFAO!!

[InterludeAuthor]

Some people may not like this, but I thought it was HILARIOUS.

[bladebot]

Great until the ending.

[zenakujusticar]

loved it. Keep them coming!

[deathsheep]

HELL YEAH! DOCTOR WHO!

[Taislinmaosdela]

at least this time the punchline had some " punch" to it

[thedesktopninja]

batmaaan

[CyrikRiand]

Eh... weak.

[Zach5217]

Punch him in the face, touch him on the penis.

[bergitis]

This joke was two minutes too long.

[efsq]

most videos rock

this one kinda sucks, bad

[voxiphiliac]

The final punch line was a little lacking for me, but no complaints otherwise... except possibly for the fact that I may not be able to look at sandwiches the same way again.

[rubiximus]

Funniest one in a while. Nice job. Though I am rather curious as to what James' supportive mother will say about this.

Also eating a sandwich while giving oral is manly as hell.

[SersProductions]

Let him eat a sandwich during oral sex, touch him on the penis.

[quinlaenar]

@SersProductions Oh... Oh wow! That just sounds great! Thank you!! Thank you so much!!!

[itsmeian17]

Eat a sandwich, touch her on the peni.....

WAIT...WTF?!!

[Zralf]

was he eating a TUNA sandwitch? XD. This one has one heck of a "punch" line, oh yea, i made those puns XD. on a side note....i was eating a burger while watching...it slightly spoiled the food for me.

[bayXSonic]

haha pretty funny =D

[frostytheaussie]

goddamnit SMBCtheater, i followed one of the related videos and ended up getting a tutorial in the "clitoris"... funnily enough the most important step was "PERSIST!"

[SchoolhouseTechno]

If she was worth a damn all he would have to say is, "BABY!....The Doctor!!!"

[Mizzkyttie]

*Shrugs*

Not your best effort, one of your worst, actually...

Pacing was a little slow, a couple sorta funny moments, but overall just a "meh" video.

That's fine... you guys still have a 95%+ funny rating when it comes to these videos, IMO, and that's a lot better than most on the Internet!

[econojon]

If it was the reverse, the video would be much shorter. Zing!

[Cnidaria0]

James has really pretty eyes.

[bywordorbysword]

it was like an opposite joke, the setup was funny the punchline was not.

[Fallen8800]

Eat a sandwich while giving oral sex, then touch him on the penis.

[shill8989]

Mmeh, would have been slightly better if James had put in the effort to pretend to type when texting, or moved his shoulder when grabbing sandwiches/drinks. Felt hashed together.

[technicallyabsurd]

Eating a sandwich while administering oral sex. Only you, James Ashby, only you.

[Estocavio]

LOL

[munkus83]

Awesome!

Mutha fuckin BATMAN!!!

[ProAbortionFetus]

This guy is disgusting

[bananarama666]

touch her on the penis

[Arikata]

hilarious....though now i'm a little creeped out by the suggestion bar on the right >.>

[Rickymjam]

OMFSM!! That's hilarious!

[coolen]

Uhh... no.

[unbornstd]

thank you, really, you have summed up every female relationship i've had successfully.

[TheBloodyloon]

Fail at giving oral sex, then touch yourself on the penis.

[gottalovepixar]

@TheBloodyloon lol like SNL XD

[theindomitablebug]

Great work guys! You're back to a good video! Keep it up!

[Terrakinetic]

That arm was very hairy 2:35

[ajr2006]

LOL so true

[SakuraHirot87]

omg I love how everyone's comments (almost) ends with "Touch Him On The Penis" I think another one of those would be great...

[rickrussell]

GodDAMMIT I was actually eating a sandwich when I started watching this video. Now what the HELL am I supposed to do?

[drakesolar]

that was really unconfortable

[Mattmoo36]

he is giving u oral, so touch him on the penis. After all, you should have been the one to give him the sandwich :) loljp

[SippyCupProductions1]

He could've missed Doctor Who. It wasn't that great this week anyway.

[HuskyVerbatim]

His back hair is hypnotizing... Touch him on the penis.

[Lordlaneus]

this is either the single best or single worst SMBC sketch ever but i'm not sure which

[thebearmancometh]

Nice job J-Train! And may I say Zach was AMAZING in this one!

[manuel1471]

eat a sammich while giving oral sex to your girlfriend, then touch her on the penis?

[dmh3000]

Hey, you guys didn't bleep out the swearing in this one. Just in case you forgot.

Also, HAH! Awesome.

[dabidinashell]

punch him in the face, touch him on the penis

[camf1991]

pretty good, though the punchline left something to be desired.

imho should've placed the batman theme later. You can't top that. :)

[DrAmazing]

I think we've all been there.

[Totema1]

I thought it was pretty good at least...

[Monkeyboy92037]

eat a sandwich during oral sex, touch him on the penis

[JeremyKingofFables]

He'd rather watch Doctor Who than deliver oral sex.

Say whatever else you want about him, but at least he's got his priorities straight.

[frostytheaussie]

@JeremyKingofFables augh yeah

[LilOwen27]

lolz

[kaoticvideo]

brilliant

[GiantMetalFan]

You've had funnier videos.

[BRFAKABLE]

Excellent.

[ToasterFerret]

Um...nope?

[TranquilVision]

Ehh. Just ehh.

[lehman]

third