The Chronicles of Chris-chan: Creepshow to Kacey [10/23/09]

[smile221]

So when Chris takes someone else's identity its for the right reasons, but when someone else takes HIS identity, its for the wrong reasons?

[CCPcakes]

People thought this was creepy? I sure didn't.

[PelvicUnicorns]

He falls way too easily

[chssmstrjk]

@usiemcuserton More like the Rape Quest.

[DoctorBeardface]

KACAAAAAYYYYY!!!!

[Edfan10]

Will the real Kacey please stand up?....and tell us what to do when a creepy autistic 30-year-old manchild who lives with his parents and plays with MLP starts to stalk you?

[liberalgamer4]

Play hankie by aphex twin while watching this.

[TheMichaelThonger]

@liberalgamer4 Dude, play hankie by Aphex Twin while watching ANY of Chris' videos dedicated to his 'girlfriends'.

[MyYoohChoob]

hazel eyes like 2 swimming pools. 2 shit filled swimming pools

[angeloCOZ]

whats the fuck is the appeal of an internet girlfriend for these sorry fucks

[PretentiousDucker]

And you've got a cute bu...aah ahh you have nice personality. Nice save there chris...

[BootyFister]

I'm pretty sure he pisses in swimming pools.

[BunrakukenIII]

@BootyFister

I'm sure he pisses in coffee....

[BootyFister]

@BunrakukenIII and cums in it and then drinks it.

[flexwheelR]

you know...you know...you know...

[lukeyboy118]

somebody kill this cretin

[BunrakukenIII]

@lukeyboy118

I'm not doing 30-life for this wanker.

[kleash]

so is kacey a troll or what?

[hempartist420]

@kleash no, Kasey is an actual super attractive woman that has fallen head over heels in love with Sir Shitsalot here...

[gokugetem]

"You have my permission to stay with him, Kacey. It is partially your choice." - Ian Brandon Anderson

[some14u2no]

@gokugetem lmao i love your name

[DrTheKay]

U LUVS U KACEY! HE WAS ENCHANTED WHE NHE HEARD UR VOICE?! WHY WONT YOU LET HIM HAVE UR CHINA? *puts on glasses* Oh shit...

[SockBath]

pathetic :P

[FreakSpazKing]

"your hazel eyes are like swimming pools" he says

Chris last time i checked swimming pools were filled with water

not caramel although you would like that you fat dumbass

[Corpsolian]

@FreakSpazKing ... I want a swimming pool filled with caramel. That sounds fucking awesome.

[trufuknplaya]

i would be scared for kacey

[Hyenajaws]

So, in short, this is what I've gathered from what Chris is saying... "I'm happy for you, but in all honestly, I'm really not, because I want you all for myself."

Yeah, I can't even begin to fathom why Kacey could possibly ever choose anyone else over you...

[0Banjo0]

Your hazel eyes are like swimming pools? Swimming pools of shit??

[zimjordanj]

"on the likely hood you would stay with him" <<<< thinks he is better xD

[videogamenostalgia]

Chris, If your swimming pool is brown, you gotta get a new filter...

[MsDevilKitty]

The close captioning is better than what hes saying

[Checkmate409]

did anyone else hear, " This is for Kacey. I love you Katie"?

[MsDevilKitty]

@Checkmate409 its the glitch from his camera. it skips every so often

[SlasherCheetah]

Wow, I really want to smash his greasy,dirty autistic face in now.

He's obviously so fucking desperate, he doesn't love these girls, he just wants to have sex with them.

[SeanStrife]

@SlasherCheetah Well yeah, how else is he gonna get his daughter, Crystal? That's all he gives two shits about.

[SlasherCheetah]

@SeanStrife

I think that's his alibi, really I think he just wants to not be a virgin anymore.

[SeanStrife]

@SlasherCheetah Sad thing is... you're probably right.

[Athils]

@SlasherCheetah And when the alibi is worse than the truth, you know something's fucked up.

[trufuknplaya]

@Athils ya you know

[XxPromisesBrokenxX]

@SlasherCheetah exactly. He needs a couple hundred bucks and a hooker. A hooker high on crack so she wont know wtf is going on.

[angrybull]

@XxPromisesBrokenxX If you gave Chris a couple hundred bucks, he would spend it on video games. Then he would try to get pity sex from the hooker by telling her about his pathetic life.

[Shavarnarak]

Your hazel eyes are like swimming pools.... full of diarrhea!

[samuraikarasu]

Yeah you were completely in the right to pretend to be the guy she loves no matter how much he acts like you you worthless fat idiot. Kill yourself.

[Valamelldansen]

was this some kind of a competition Chris had with himself to see how many times he could fit the phrase "you know" in five minutes? o_e

[TheKittiesKill]

Hazel eyes? In the epic call with Kacey's dad Chris said that she had blue-green eyes. LOL.

This shit is so IBA.

[douboymk2]

2 hazel swimming pools.

swimming pools.

[TrustabilityLost]

The way he says Kacey's name is really, really creepy.

[epiclulz66]

It's unclear if Chris has ever been swimming in a swimming pool as he compares someones hazel eyes to a swimming pool. Also Chris treats Kasey like an object again by saying he can not take Kasey from Liquid without Liquid's consent, never mind Kasey's consent, she's a woman.

[actionist2009]

What the fuck is wrong with soicety? the dude has Autism, that is a mental disability. And people are using that and fucking with him and getting a kick out of it at his expense. this kind of stuff destroys people. WTF is wrong with society? This would be like fucking with someone with down syndrome or something.

[PodMonkeyCWC]

So all people with autism are like this? I know several people with autism. Not one of them is like this. Do you know him personally? I do. So please, don't pretend to have any idea what he's like, or how much he does or doesn't deserve this.

[Shavarnarak]

Autism varies in severity. Some people can manage in society and live normally, others can't.

Bizarrely, I think people overestimate Chris capacities sometimes. Chris'll never be independent for example. And even if he had gotten professional help early on he might have not managed to do that, since he doesn't have much intelligence to compensate for his handicaps.

However Chris still should get help, instead of being the internet's biggest lolcow.

[Jetblast01]

@actionist2009 If you ever played Mother 3, you can find similarities between Chris and Pokey Minch...it's almost frightening. And this guy uses the label of being 'autistic' to excuse all the crap he's done and all the girls he's stalked. All the death threats, all the stupidity, even his home condition. People HAVE tried to help him, but he won't even try to help himself. Trolls mess with him because he's easy and often GIVES material to be used against him...

[Shavarnarak]

That's pretty much Chris in a nutshell.

Chris doesn't just feed the trolls, he serves them a fucking banquet.

[Shavarnarak]

I can forgive Chris for a FEW things because of his giant list of handicaps. Like, I don't think someone like Chris could hold any sort of job a person could actually live off. There are far better people then Chris that just don't manage.

However Chris ALWAYS feeds the trolls. And he's kept doing that for ten years, in spite of people TELLING him that's what he's doing over and over again. So his internet trolling, he pretty much has that coming at this point.

[tylerb1085]

stfu autism is funny.

[aryoshie]

Unfortunate for you, Chris, she has a pickle fetish and fills the fridge up with them. Her entire bedset has pickles on them. Hell, even the AVGN has a pickle character, so it looks like games are tainted with pickles forever for you! Bweheehee.

[turnxitxaround]

Can anyone do a "YA KNOW" count?

i'd have to guess probably around 50 times... or max 70.

[InvertedHorizon]

How about I save you time and just say that IT'S OVER 9,000!

[Poever]

When he saw her in person first time, he apparantly sniffed, touched, and tried to kiss her. As he did with so many others (Megan, Emily, etc...)

[bigkyle07]

he also called her fat... thats one way to win women over

[shimsham35]

i was enchanted when i heard your voice on the phone and at that moment i knew i had to rape!

[JustChrisLTD]

I thought you were only looking for a BOYFRIEND-FREE girl, Chris-chan...

Are you thinking of making a trade with Liquid Chris for his girlfriend? Sure sounds like it at 1:16. "Without his consent"

[RowdyRodimus]

This goof just never learns about "women" he meets online does he?

[ghettoprince187]

Not true. I met my gf online, met, and we've been together for 3 years now and things are great. Only difference is that I never posted embarrassing stuff, did anything embarrassing stuff to anyone else (drawing of Megan), or to himself (run around naked, Making those comics, shoot that video tour of his house, drink orange soda and cum...the list goes on).

You are right though...he never learns, and will probably never learn at all.

[MikuMech]

Somewhere out there, Cupid's contracting a hernia.

[ghettoprince187]

Or trying to off himself with one of his arrows.

[Garlannd]

like der uhhmm uh yeah da hazel stains of my uhh umm adult diapers when I um yeah uh poo myself cause um da stress.

[bissonnettekoff]

To Kacey:

RUN BITCH! RUUUUN!

[LitleDusk]

Hazel Swimming pools are filled with alge most likely. Judging from his house, he only knows of things when or after they're covered in shit.

[Useless2112]

"Your Chris got to you first and it would be wrong for me to take you from him without his consent."

[LitleDusk]

Sounds like he's talking about buying out a whore, frankly. Or a dog/cat/pet. What a cum stain.

[Aultmanb]

every time says chris says "but you know" take a drink.

[imtripping23]

Fuck, I dont watch you for 2 days, and this happens??

WTF is going on

[sacrisesma]

Are you sure you were only gone for 2 days? Ian's trying to steal Chris's girlfriend. This has been going on for months. They talk regularly over the phone and even met a couple of times in person (at the mall).

[imtripping23]

No, I knew that Ian had been doing that, I just didnt realize that they were actually "starting" something

[applepie181]

swimming pools, worst pick up line ever!

[BlackNoir]

"Your eyes, hazel like swimming pools."

Yeah, that gets ME laid.

"Honey, you smell like tulips made of shit."

[celestialsalamander]

"i'll LET you say with him."

"it's PARSHALY you choise as well."

fucking creapy

[BoisterousBizarnes]

Greg, you doom the poor woman to terrible mental scarring, at the minimum. MINIMUM.

[GregPollard]

Yeah...but they get God Like status on the internet, re watching this how the fuck can Hazel eyes look like Pools??? Cess Pools!!!

[nowais]

chris-chan is lucky to have these trolls in his life. Otherwise he'd have no one.

[PaperRayman]

No, Kacey! Don't fall for it! HE'S A TRAP!

[Axismagnus]

Remember to get your Autistics spayed or neutered, Folks!

[Caydiem]

Herbs are good for everything.

[GregPollard]

Specially the holy herb

[iyasaekki]

Pool's closed due to autism.

[roflpizza]

nice one XD

[AntiPr0ph3t]

You know, when Chris finds out Kacey was a troll all along there's a real possibility of an hero. Or maybe I'm just too optimistic.

[ar15expert]

can somebody please fuck him already so we can all move on?

[Kytescall]

"can somebody please fuck him already so we can all move on?"

Who's gonna volunteer? You?

[bealtespip123]

Yuck,I mean......Blech! Who in their right mind would do that?? Ha ha.

[GregPollard]

I reckon if we find a chick who will fuck him, because there HAS to be one, and we all give her some money, she'll do it.

[FallIntoStress]

oh dear god no

[Kytescall]

I don't know what it's like where you live, but where I am even most hookers manage to have standards. . .

[InfiniteTechnique92]

I know the perfect girl for that,but shes rumoured to be a dude...chris won't mind though would he?

[Thunderhawk96]

Only if she's Half n Half

[breadwinnner]

No one's asking you to be here, mate.

[JonathanClement140]

Spoiler: Kacey is a troll.

[slitor]

Any bets if chris chan realises this before its to late?

[dykyo]

this fuck needs to be put in a mental asylum.

[kindaextraordinary]

What happened to the fear of the boyfriend-notfree girls?

[Desuchan101]

Ai rabb yuu, Keshi.

[icollectsponges]

Somewhere around 0:05 his eyes get HUGE.

[frogdude142]

she is one brave soldier =3 we thank you for the lulz

[ghettoprince187]

Someone give her a medal of bravery

[TG5455]

I though it was Julie,no wait I thought it was Ivy...Man Chris Chan has alot of girlfriends.

[frogdude142]

I know his bad ass sign is schooling us all he pull so much net poon that turns out to be 13 year old boys

[fatalrob0t]

I love your hazel eyes. They're like two swimming pools.

lol wut?

[Gamewitzer]

Two pools full of shit.

[frogdude142]

i think he ment there like to his shit filled pool

[picarisms]

these "lovesick" videos are always creepier than his tantrum ones. I still remember the Ivy vids.

[TauEmpier]

KACAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

[LulzIshall]

IVAAAAAAAY

[cptwinky42]

the fucked-up audio from his half-busted eyetoy makes everything even more glorious. keep on keeping on, chrissy

[Infradead]

Wait, when did he see her in person? I know the phone call, but I must have missed that episode.

[LulzIshall]

She's one of the FAs

[JLSTHERAT]

here we go again!!

KaceY!!!!!!

[InfiniteTechnique92]

Wait,what happened to finding a boy-friend free girl chris?

[tunatallica]

no RA  GE?

[sagia2]

kacey is a troll

[ChevalierAguila]

He keeps falling for the same tricks over and over, and he's a mysoginist/sexist moron. I just can't wait to see the future episodes of this new saga.

[Tails9000]

Why did Chris HAVE to admit his love to Kacey with his Playstation Eye camerea?

[Syzydeh]

If you want to tell someone your feelings, you talk to them one on one.

If you announce it to the internet, yo-TPHBBB HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAHAHAA

[swampmcgee]

Goddamnit Chris fix your PS Eye. Also, swimming pools are not hazelnut.

[fman40000]

And of course, even in a serious video like this he can't forget to wear his Sonichu medallion.

[redwaker]

fucking creep lol

[MajorIronwood]

The skipping is irritating as fuck.

[Urvy1A]

Well, he did went on a rampage with his Playstation Eye

[kamekaze987]

he almost said cute butt lol

[singinglawnchair]

What a selfish dick. Way to confess your love to someone's FIANCEE, Chris.

[yermomsboxx]

Did he record this on VHS?

[lefarce]

Its on his Playstation Eye, which he wrecked while throwing some animalistic temper tantrum that I still don't know the meaning of. Ever since then it's been stuttering during his videos.

[thesideshowman212]

or maybe it's just tired of looking at his face.

[lefarce]

haaaaa

[civvys]

best camera ever

[allhailkingarthur]

*tear* what a selfless beacon of virtue... I salute you, Chris. *harsh whisper* I salute you...

[pvegeta]

Dispicable

[smallbluerobot]

Jesus Christ, get rid of that pussy deflector around your neck.

[DrunkenDrew]

Why the fuck does Chris believe every fucking person that he meets? Jesus Christ someone fucking put him out of his misery.

[Jesterclown17]

Yeah, that's how you get a girls respect. Tell her boyfriend to die, keep bugging her, telling that you (the fat, jobless, broke, disgusting one of the two) is a much better choice between the two of you, lie to her over the phone, and then tell her you love her.

... Didn't Snorlax raise him better than--

... Nevermind.

[thesideshowman212]

let's face it. this man makes the socially inept look like playboys by comparison.

I mean, he has no redeeming qualities whatsoever. Bacteria do more than he does, they decompose our waste and kill off those not fit for survival. (it's only a matter of time for him.)

This man is living proof that the law of energy conservation can be broken. Once he eats something, the energy is lost. it isn't given back in some form or another, it simply disappears. cause he's lazy.

[thesideshowman212]

And I just realized I called this thing a man. I'm gonna have to give the post a bad rating...

[CharlieOKane]

i fucking love this shit. seriously. they need to commission this as a TV series or something, it's THAT entertaining, it's like curb your enthusiasm without the zionism.

[froggycompany]

god speed kacey. god speed.

[BlueKnightNight]

Chris never learns, does he? I wonder how this "relationship" will end like, if Kacey do talk to Chris.

[CharlieOKane]

02:44 - "i let you stay with him", says the greasy autistic man-child.

this bloke is the funniest shit on the internets

[Aidanlad08]

Thats harsh

[JonathanClement140]

Oh, Chris... You never fucking learn, do you?

[AlexanderEsa]

Liquid got all the dominant genes, and this abomination got every single reccessive trait.

[teath123]

BROOOOTHEERRR?

[ilikebac0n]

im pretty sure this is a cunning plan to rape her. curse you ian, you dirty rapist!

[Caydiem]

Oh god, here it comes, HERE IT COMES, GUYS.

It begins once again!Praise the lord almighty!!

[thesideshowman212]

Hey, CWCvillelibrary, put this to the music from psycho... the shower scene

[TubularMonkey]

Our spastic little tantrum hurt our widdle web cam, didn't it?

[PankeymanProductions]

How can hazel eyes be like swimming pools, would YOU want to swim in a brown pool?

That says a lot about Ian Brandon Anderson. Not only is he a shameless fraud but he has a sick and disgusting fetish to boot!

[o0BazookaTooth0o]

He doesn't really give a shit abou that girl(/troll[?]) Kacey, he only wants her to be his girlfriend because the other guy reappeared.

[CelGamer]

LA LI LU LE LO

[thesideshowman212]

Are you sure? I think it la li le lu lo....

But don't go by me, I have yet to finish any of the MGS games...

[CelGamer]

LA LI LE LU LO

[ihearduliekgoatse]

"your hazel eyes are beautifull. like two swimming pools" Oh god he needs help.

[ruy1981]

The only help he needs is "Death by Fire".

[ihearduliekgoatse]

I concur.

[LeonSKennedy828]

Chris doesn't know what the word LOVE means, he never has and most likley never will.

Besides, he's not fooling me with this video, I still think he's gay, not that I mind about people being gay, but his very prominent denial annoys me big time. (as does everything else about him)

[thesideshowman212]

I dont know about that... I think hes straight... but is so insecure in his ... masculinity... that he has to...

FUCK IT HE'S GAY.

He also doesnt get marriage very well. In christianity marriage means more than just a licence to have sex, its a mutual bond of trust and a promise to look only to do what is in the best interest of the other partner.

He understands none of that. he also has trouble understanding many of the more subtle nuances of the faith that pretty much are what make it good.

[LeonSKennedy828]

And he has his parents to thank for that (partially at least)

[LtheOriginal]

Holy shit, it's like Metal Gear Solid 2 when the Codec gets fucked up!

Nothing makes ANY sense, and shit is jumpy as fuck.

[nowais]

He's met her in person?

[Caydiem]

"on a Photograph"

Listen carefully.

[douboymk2]

holy shit chris go fuck ian up! he's hitting on your girl

[DeoMachina]

As soon as he thinks a girl is into him even just a little bit, all of a sudden he's deeply in love with "Kacey".

Well he's got balls, either that or he thinks all of us are as dumb as him.

[BloodFire57]

I can't watch this video with a serious mindset when every 2 seconds it skips and his words combine into indecipherable statements then it is lol worthy.

[LeonSKennedy828]

Are there ANY Chris Chan videos that one can watch with a serious mindset though?

[TubularMonkey]

lol

[bahamutkod]

If you could EVER watch Chris with a serious mindset then I don't know what planet you come from... lol