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  • this video is funny with the voice

  • five finger death punch is one of the worst "metal" bands ever. their lyrics are extremely stupid and badly written. i also hate the fanboys on this video who can't take an opinion.

  • You sir are a dick.

  • @drumbot739 Don't hate on him just because he speaks the truth.

  • @Jvztin316 He does not speak the truth he is just a dick

  • @drumbot739 The only dick I see is you. You just can't handle the truth.

  • @Jvztin316 I can handle the truth. And the truth is that this is a decent band.

  • @drumbot739 Decent? Your being to nice. Calling FFDP decent is an insult to actual decent bands.

  • @Jvztin316 So in your opinion what is a decent band?

  • @drumbot739 Decent = Not to good, but not to bad. And FFDP is just to bad/horrible to be decent.

  • @Jvztin316 so why do you hate them so damn much?

  • @drumbot739 Generic pseudo-"tough guy" mallcore band. Generic riffs,lame lyrics, all that shit. Fanboys are a bunch of idiots(just look at the comments on this video).

  • Your retarded.

  • @TheOwnkind

    *you're

    Typical self-owned FFDP fanboy.

  • @TheJesseGladSaget right because being FFDP fans automatically means we inherently misspell words and make grammatical errors...gotcha. Oh I better let you know, I was being sarcastic, in case that went over your head.

  • @FantuckinabulouS

    No, but about 95% of the FFDP fanboys to flip out in the comment section of this video have made themselves out to be illiterate morons.

  • Nathan Gale was your ex-boyfriend and Ivan Moody don't support that.

  • ok time to get away from the truly hateful part of youtube.

  • You know...We all have opinions...I for one, actually own all FFDP's albums, listen to EVERY song, and enjoy them very much...Some people probably hate them with a passion, truth is, we're all gonna listen to what we watn, and some aren't gonna like it...I fucking hate rap, and yet, so so sos so man people listen to it and love it...We're all allowed our own opinion, so how about we stop calling each other names, and let's all just enjoy some damn music people

  • huh who? i've heard them live many times and Ivan is actually a really good singer. not amazing, but he's good. and the band overall is good too. i think ppl that say things like this are just jealous. i think Linkin Park currently sucks ass but hey, they're doing what they wanna do and are successful. FFDP is doing what they wanna do, and are working their way up the ladder. if you wanna pick on someone, pick on yourselves. YOU record an album, and let us see how well you do.

  • @FantuckinabulouS They SUCK!!

  • this band sucks cock, and the fans of 5FDP are the worst and these comments are the best indicator of hit. A bunch of harass posers, haha, more like hardass pussies. Get a life and listen to better music. Thanks for your time.

  • FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH SUCKS

  • They have a good sound but their lyrics are less than talented. If they actually stood for something rather than just anger and selfish things then they would be worth listening to.

    This video is retarded. I can see why people are hating on you. Honestly, its so badly done and is extremely biased that you're just asking for drama.

  • @PhoenixSin

    Well, OBVIOUSLY...

  • whats even funnier is everyone defending this shit band im with you Jesse, i know good and bad music when i hear it and it makes me sad everyones so mainstream whatever the radio says is cool is cool

  • this band promotes being a pussy and how to make horrible music and sell out n stuff

  • Who cares what one person says..This guy is mad bc he doesnt have millions of fans at his lame ass opinion....Dont hate on Ivan bc ur voice is not as sexy as his..He stands up for his fans and to me that is fuckin awesome...DO URSELF A FAVOR,BEND OVER LIGHT THE FUSE ON UR TAMPON,AND GET BACK TO UR BACKSTREET BOYS...FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH ROCKS!!!!!!!!!

  • hey man, we all hate you, but, im sorry for what i said before. however, if your gonna post shit like this, tell it to your stupid ass diary. none of us want to hear it. and second, put your actuall voice in. because the voice changer makes you sound even gayer then you already are man. so why dont you do us all a favor and take this fucker down and write about it in your fag ass diary. ok?

  • @TheHjfranks none of you want to hear it thats why you clicked on the video to watch it right? wow your dumb

  • LOL. I love how the kid can't even put his own voice in this. If you're gunna stand up for something, do it yourself. What, you scared? You sure as shit better be, Ivan will fuck you up. :)

  • @lmletal

    Why would I be afraid of a dude who gets his shit pushed in by tiny women?

  • pathetic. and im talking about people who upload this crap. they obviously dont have anything better to do with their time. i hope uploaders realize that by saying ffdp is the "worst band ever" it only attracts people to them. how do you think marilyn manson go huge so fast? cuz people hated on him.

  • @killjoychrisf

    I'm not a Manson fan by any means, but that's a horrible comparison; Manson got a lot of negative criticism for being a shock-jock(and for stealing from Skinny Puppy), whereas FFDP garners a lot of negative criticism because they fucking SUCK.

  • @TheJesseGladSaget are you dads relatives by any matter?

  • @Crowpit

    WHAT?!?!?!

  • @TheJesseGladSaget dude just asking, chill. are your dads relatices or are you just retarded some other way

  • @Crowpit

    You are a very educated man, clearly.

  • @TheJesseGladSaget *relatives. and hey, aren't I allowed to joke. Anyway I'm not the only one, I mean no one can seriously hate Five Finger Death Punch. Or if you do what do you enjoy listening to 'eh? Explorer Dora's theme tune?

  • @Crowpit

    Why can't anyone hate this band?? What's GOOD about them??

  • @TheJesseGladSaget What is good about them:

    -The rythem of their instrumentals, and Ivan Moody has a good voice for the songs he sings.

    -They represent the audience that like them in certain ways.

    -They have a way of bringing peoples emotions up, without them having to get rid of them in other ways.

    I know there is a way to dislike it, but there is also a way to like them. All based on the way you see them, and what they mean to you.

  • @yougotOWENd1

    Although I'll always hate them, that was a fair enough explanation.

  • @TheJesseGladSaget Thank you :)

  • @TheJesseGladSaget But if it doesnt mean anything to you, doesnt mean they suck for not giving you the right lyrics, rythem or whatever you like about music.

    It does mean that you are not the right audience they are looking for, and you are wrong for listening to them. Its good to try things, but if you dont like it, just dont go on with it.

    And most certainly, dont make a video about how they suck. They dont, okey.

  • @TheJesseGladSaget whats so good? the guitars rythm and melody is so swift and soft and gets you going yet the ruthless power of the the douple pedal drums and the fast riffs make you wanna punch someones eyes out of the back of their head, it makes a weak man feel unbeatable.when ivan spits into the mic you can hear the feelings that go with every spit drop, the love, the hate.

    when i feel really blue, ffdp's music devours my sorrow. and tuurns it to my strength.

    thats whats so good about them

  • "their guitar player, Nathan Gale..." LMFAO

  • you self sucks!!

  • they are the best band ever

  • fuck you

  • @jaymes303 what the fuck you know what? go die in a ditch I ain't emo and no one is fucking emo because of the music fuck off you shitty stereotypist

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  • trollollollollollollollo...

    Microsoft Sam lol XDD

  • think zoltan is a pussy watch his fight videos

  • FUCK YOU!!!

  • DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

  • @coolstorms mad fanboy is mad LMAO

  • Worst band ever? Try Black Veil Brides and Design the Skyline, faggot.

  • @KHfan4ever23

    Black Veil Bitches are technically worse, but the fact that FFDP project this "tough-guy" image, they take the cake.

    I've made several videos about the failure of BVB, by the way.

  • @TheJesseGladSaget Who cares if they have the "tough guy" image? Does it really matter? Ivan Moody sings better than most vocalist in the modern metal scene today. I don't see how they suck at all. He was never in a boyband. He was in Motograter. You're opinions making you look like an idiot even more so since they didn't come from your own fucking mouth so instead you used a computer voice to say it for you out of your own rage and hatred for the band. You're too much of a pussy.

  • @KHfan4ever23

    Ahhh, the age-old "you're too much of a pussy to use your own voice" insult, eh?

    And yes, the phony tough-guy image matters because in turn, it makes 95% of their fans believe that they're hardasses for making fruitless death-threats over the internet.

    I think this band is garbage. Get over it.

  • @TheJesseGladSaget That's cool that your have your own opinion but I not one of their diehards thinking that I am a hardass. I would probably be one of the nicest dudes you'd ever meet. The more you hate on a band, the more popular they are going to get. You're pretty much doing them a favor. That is all.

  • @KHfan4ever23

    I don't mind if I'm doing them a favor. This shit is all for fun.

    One love, bro.

  • @KHfan4ever23 Ivan Moody sings better than most modern Metal bands? LOL. No wonder most modern Metal bands suck.

  • @TheJesseGladSaget ok its alright to have your opinion but im accually a big fan of them i dont think im a hardass i accually have low self esteem and i still like their music the music you like is based on your taste in music just turns out you dont like a lot of the bands i like but thats fine music is music and have fun with life

  • @devinx6

    There's nothing wrong with liking this band.

    I think you can understand why I have a problem with the over-the-top, pseudo-tough-guy fanboys who rage on this video, though.

  • @TheJesseGladSaget There is something wrong with liking this band, it's exposes a lack of intelligence and audible acuity. More people dislike this band than those that don't, generally band members or friends and family of the band are the trolls that stand up for them.  You can't deny shitty butt rock that morons label metal, no takes this band or they're fans seriously its a waste of energy.

  • @jaymes303

    LMMFAO! I stand corrected!

  • @TheJesseGladSaget I used to like trivium and limp bizcut so i'm no exception haha, it happens to the best of us : )

  • @jaymes303

    I liked Limp Bizkit, too, and then I turned 13.

  • @TheJesseGladSaget Once I heard talented bands like The Black Dahlia Murder and Between the Buried and Me shitty bands and crappy music couldn't fool me any longer, bands that annoyed me turned into bands that pissed me off.

  • @devinx6 Emo fan for a Emo band, lryics. Nuff said.

  • It's ok, I know how it feels when nobody likes you so you have to get the attention you crave ( the last string keeping you from slitting your wrists the wrong way with a butter knife) by insulting a talented band who you could enjoy if your ears weren't filled with seamen and the insults of your peers. Congrats on being smart enough to pick a good enough band where many fans are sure to berate you on things like having no life, being 12, having a small penis, and the fact that nobody loves you.

  • Apparently you you're parents didn't give you enough attention, and you lack the confidence or man voice to infect the internet with useless ideas which you probably wrote out of a week long session of crying and masturbating to Justin Biebers voice, using your own tears as lube.

  • @CensorThis117

    Ahh, the typical closet-Bieber fan. Why are you nu-metal fanboys so obsessed with Justin Bieber??

  • go fuck urself

  • who ever this is i honestly think u have nothing better to do than sit on ur computer and trash talk about people who make something of themselves. ill bet u anything i own that u wouldnt have the strength let alone the balls to say that shit u talk to the five finger death punch band. and there music does lift people up it make us feel like we rnt alone that someone else has known the pains we suffer. my personal favorite is never enough.because no matter what ive done it never has been enough.

  • @breakyourface501

    1. LMAO! I didn't do shit, bro.

    2. Of COURSE this video is a fabrication; ALL of my videos are.

    3. I'm not trying to beat this band, I just think they suck.

  • @TheJesseGladSaget fuck u

  • and look at the like bar on your video, thats the size of your dick

  • i dont understand why a little bitch 12yr old that has to hide his voice would even be allowed by his mom to post a video, 5FDP for life

  • @3dg5fdp

    How incredibly ironic.

  • @3dg5fdp Both 3dg and FFDP suck ass.

  • @breakyourface501

    1. I like Pantera, and the Nathan Gale shit is a joke.

    2. Again, showing a picture of a fully-clothed underaged girl doesn't even come close to constituting as 'child pornography'.

    3. It seems that your fascination with preteen boy sex has been entirely extracted from your own perverted mind.

    Get help, kid.

  • @breakyourface501

    You insulted me via text-message, without showing yourself, so going by your own pourous logic, you're not a true man either.

  • @TheJesseGladSaget At least he doesn't like it in the ass like you do.

  • @breakyourface501

    LMAO @ Internet tough guys!

  • @breakyourface501

    1. There's no mention of sexual activity with little boys in this video, so that notion was obviously manifested from your own twisted, boy-loving mind.

    2.This band obviously promotes violence amongs their dumbass fans, so how can you in your right mind, say they lift your spirit up away from "abusive cowards"??

    I mean, that's not ironic at ALL.

  • Yeah okay that's why their first two CD's went gold okay. Feel free to make your own CD buddy

  • @a1staek

    Record sales mean absolutley nothing.

  • You weren't kidding when you said there were like 2000 butt hurt fan boys here.

  • umadbro

    corry taylor is one hell of a singer and if you claim otherwise just stfu right now any one that has his range is nothing less then awsome

    same with the lead of ffdp a7x and linkin park

    go listen to mushroom head and beat off to justin beiber you fruit you dont know what good music is and you just proved it.

  • @hardwirecars

    Mushroomhead sucks cock.

    Nice to know that yet ANOTHER dumbass FFDP fanboy has Justin Bieber on the mind, though.

  • @TheJesseGladSaget holy shit you really do think bieber is the king of music dont you???

    what ever dude keep sucking that fat cock freak ill keep enjoying ffdp have a nice life

  • @hardwirecars What does bieber have to do with anything? It's stupid fanboys like you who keep bringing up his name. Tbh bieber sucks, but he's still more tolerable than most of the shit bands out there (some you must love like this one). It's sad when a bunch of 20-30 year old men suck more than a 14 year old kid.

  • @carloz1536 and you just proved yet again you have no taste in music

    go listen to your autotune trash and dont respond

  • @hardwirecars Funny thing is none of the bands/real artist I listen to use autotune. Listening to 5fdp is the same as listening to lil wayne, wiz khalifa, justin bieber, etc. They're all shitty passionless mainstream hacks. It's you who needs to listen to better music because so far you have proven that you listen to shit and that you know nothing about music.

  • lmfao you're a dumbass......

    If you are going to hate on a band....at least use your own voice.

  • you must like nigger music huh?

  • @TheIRONMAN1408 Like Suffocation?

  • @TheIRONMAN1408 FFDP IS nigger music. LMFAO!

  • @TheGhostDogg100 yeah, i always see niggers driving around bumpin FFDP

  • @TheGhostDogg100 All FFDP are niggers because only niggers would bump that crap. lol

  • This ** is** Bullshit**

  • Ffdp rule s this dude can even use his real voice to speak his crappy views on shit he dont know anything bout. Fuck u metal for life.

  • lame swear words aside five finger death punch supports our troops and that alone deserves some respect and i have heard bad metal ffdp is not and those who hate on them are unpatriotic dumb asses hell my 8 month old son loves them any thing that makes my boy smile rocks

  • u r a moron u should find something to do with your time TROLL!

  • does this guy have a life. why dont you use your real voice bitch

  • Fuck you!!!! Amigo

  • Who cares if its not metal. It's good music that's all that counts. They obviously don't suck because alot people enjoy the music.

  • @hueeeeey

    Quantity=/=Quality

  • And just for the record, i dont even like ffdp, i just think music nazis are pathetic :)

  • Metal elitists....the equivalent of music nazis and possibly the most contradictory group of people you could ever hope to meet. 'I DONT LIKE THIS BAND, SO OTHERS CANT, AND IF THEY DO, THEY ARE FAGS & I WILL SPEW MY OPINIONATED, SELF RIGHTEOUS SHITE UNTIL....' well, i dont really know what your trying to accomplish because some bellend giving theyre insignifcant opinion isnt gonna change anyones views on a band... Everyone is entitled to like what they want. Get a fucking life you elitist queers

  • @ScarsOfTheCrucifix

    Who said I was a metal elitist? I'm not. I hate this band because they breed a fanbase of dumbass internet-tough-guys who think they're Billy-Badasses because they listen to this overrated band.

  • @TheJesseGladSaget

    LOL! oh the irony. The video was substantial evidence to suggest you are a metal elitist...strangely enough. And that last comment, just backs me up more. Just because you know some fans that are, 'internet tough guys who think theyre billy badasses because they listen to this band,' that does not generalise every single fan of the band. Being a metalhead you should understand that the minority doesnt mean the majority. If you think theyre over rated, cool. Dont make a video

  • @ScarsOfTheCrucifix This band sucks ass!

  • @TheGhostDogg100

    I agree, i even said i dont like them...lol...thats irrelavent anyway because this was about facist metal elitism

  • @ScarsOfTheCrucifix No, this is just a joke made up for his amusement, dude. Get a sense of humor and let the man have his laughs.

  • @ScarsOfTheCrucifix

    That's the thing: the VAST majority of these fanboys to comment on this video have exhibited acute symptoms of being an internet-tough-guy.

    Why shouldn't I make a video? I like pissing off gullible fanboys.

    BTW, metal is HARDLY the only thing I listen to. Aside from a few garbage genres, I listen to pretty much everything.

  • @ScarsOfTheCrucifix Only posers ("metalheads") and metalhead white knight moralist despise posers. Funny thing is a lot of elitist are still open-minded and listen to more than just metal (at least some I know). I'm no elitist, but I agree with them. At least they're not the morons who post "you say justin bieber I say slipknot". You're mad because you listen to shitty ass poser music claiming to be better. These bands would be slightly better if they didn't try so hard to pretend to be metal.

  • @carloz1536

    I have never in my life posted anything remotely mentioning beiber or slipknot, and i cant comprehend how youve come to the conclusion i listen to 'shitty ass poser music'. When the fuck did i classify what bands i liked? You assuming, self righteous cunt. Like i said, i dont even like this band, i just dont like metal elitists, you absolute fucking moron. Vader, decapitated, marduk, vital remains, 1349, misery index, carcass, katakylsm, aborted... poser? dont think so

  • @ScarsOfTheCrucifix I didn't say you brought up bieber it was the other kid. Btw metal elitist aren't the plague it's posers and moralist metalheads who are the ones who give metalheads a bad name (which is why I don't call myself a metalhead and despise being called that). You know what posers are, but moralist metalheads are those pansy ass metalheads who get butt hurt over someone not liking their music and just spew out "elitist" even if said person says a simple thing like "this sucks"..

  • @carloz1536

    Why would you assume that everything you've said is undoubtebly right? When did i even remotely imply in the slightest that i post gay comments and listen to shit music? Never, its completely irrlevant. your basically just assuming and guessing and thinking, 'y3ah 1m d3f00 r1t3!1!1!1' What the fuck even is a metalhead white knight moralist, and elitism is expressing an opinion and beleving your right no matter what, so yes, you also are an elitist. You fucking cunt twat

  • @ScarsOfTheCrucifix

    You failed from the start for taking all of the material in this video seriously.

    Good job at being a complete moron.

  • @carloz1536

    Like i said before you spewed your vacious filth everywhere, i dont even like ffdp. you stupid prick

  • @carloz1536

    Testament, sodom, overkill, nuclear assault, toxic holocaust, destruction, kreator, rage, death angel, marauder, exodus, sadus, possessed, forbidden, warbringer, lazarus ad, evile, municipal waste, demiricous, slayer..... Just to name a few, poser? I dunno what world your fucking livin in fella!

  • @ScarsOfTheCrucifix Evile is generic as fuck and just copies what ever other thrash band back in the day did so in a way they're a poser band. They're also boring live since I saw them at the wiskey, municipal waste ahh I like them though they kind of in a small way sound like a D.R.I clone. Btw when did I say gay? I'm not a homophobe like some people. Elitist don't always believe they're right. They just happen to know what's real music and what's poser shit (not only metal).

  • Seriously why the fake voice?? But if it's your opinion so be it. I love FFDP nut if someone don't like em I'm not going to have a go at them. The only thing I will say is don't you ever saying anything against AVENGED SEVENFOLD or their fans again. A7X are way more talented than you and if hounding think so post a video of you playin TRASHED AND SCATTERED in full.

  • @MrMetalMaster13 Lol @ your name. You're an obvious poser who listens to shitty ass poser metal. Wait nevermind you definetely listen to pure shit. Posers like you are the reason I despise being called a metalhead. Poser your music is shit and not metal (with the exception of cannibal corpse who suck anyways) and even if they were metal they'd still suck. Change your fucking name kid. You're not even good enough to be a core kid.

  • @MrMetalMaster13 A7X sucks

  • Man, Stephen hawking really hates FFDP

  • FUCK YOU U FAGGOT IF U HATE THIS BAND THEN PISS IN YOUR MOTHERS ASS HOLE AND DRINK IT OUT OF THERE THEN WHEN U DIE ILL PISS O UR GRAVE

  • f u saget

  • Guys seriously quit feeding this stupid troll.

  • Your just a hater of metal.

  • @InfectiousImmortals

    1.*You're

    2. I happen to LOVE metal. I just hate shitty metal bands like this one.

  • @InfectiousImmortals False! This shit band isn't metal nor are any other ju-metal, metchulcore and derpcore bands.

  • The size of the like bar is also the size of your dick so stop hiding behind some shity fake voice and go say that to FFDP's face and lets see how long u have a face also i beat your favorite singer is Justin bieber

  • @navymaster2000

    Can't you dipshits come up with anything original?

  • @navymaster2000 Did you just cut and paste random sections of previous comments and put them all together? Because this has to be the least original comment on this whole video.

  • @86CrazyT What does his voice have to do with anything? This video wouldn't be that funny if he used it. You fanboys are such pedaphiles. Either you want to hear his voice so you can make fun of it (even if he sounds like your average person) or so you all can get turned on by it.

  • I Can agree that ICP Sucks ass sir. But Do not FUCK With Five Finger Death Punch Or i will Hunt you down and Eat your First Born Child and Rape Your Mother Right infront of you.

  • @simpleplan701

    This video has been up for almost 3 months?

    What are you waiting for, internet-tough-guy?

  • @yeahyahyahyeahz realy? i'm sure the same was said about your mother

  • u suck

  • Omg bieber stupid iPad correction

  • Oh and blueberry should have died when he came out of the womb doc should of done it

  • suck my dick again please?

    

  • @71DTalley

    Holy SHIT, kid, you're obsessed with me.

    You leave a random dimwitted comment on this video at least once a week.

  • @TheJesseGladSaget ... Thats because you suck dick sooo good!!! This could be love!!!

  • @TheJesseGladSaget

    Then take a hint, and suck his dick.

  • @ople222

    I think it's the other way around, breh.

  • @TheJesseGladSaget FUCK YOUR GOD DAM ASS IN HELL BITCH YOUR SONGS SUCK TO HELL YOU FUCKING CUNT SO FUCK OFF TWAT !!!! ARHHHHHHHHH 666 FFDP DOES NOT SUCK YOU FUCKING CUNTTTT !!!!!!!!

  • @waynebowling You mad?

  • @metalwarriorMCMXCIII Thank You so much! That's what I've been saying. Some hypocrites even say "go bash pop garbage like justin bieber who really deserve to be bashed" and I'm thinking to myself "WTF?!". Funny thing is I'd rather listen to justin bieber than all of that mainstream poser shit they listen to.

  • @metalwarriorMCMXCIII fanboys/girls of beiber also comment back so....its an endless cycle...

  • @metalwarriorMCMXCIII

    Thank you very much. It's nice to see someone with a brain on Youtube.

  • this pussy cant even speak in his real voice, XD he doesnt even know what hes talkin about

  • we dont have to cry we ******* death punch our enemys

  • FOR WHO YOU ARE !

  • I ....HATE...YOU....

  • This guy is fucking retarded! I mean that in a good way. I like 5fdp, but not as much as I love tasteless humor. I would not be the least bit surprised if this video was made by a member or friend of 5fdp. For all you cupcakes that got all but hurt behind this video, dont let aimless bullshit rent space in your head. It makes you look, or at least sound, weak.

  • I'm not much of a Maiden or Megadeth fan, but the "mascot" theme is a bit pathetic, as they will never be as legendary or influential as said bands. It's just not gunna happen.

  • whatever, i hope you enjoy whatever genre of music you find tasteful, but for you to make a bash video because your desperate for a video with some views is pathetic on your part.