Death Scene

[HarryBookGnome]

I DO THIS ALL THE TIME!

[TheJuliaaApontee]

1. this was posted on my birthday. woo(:

2. I do this all the time...

[sarannosaurusrex1]

im gonna f scott fitzgerald your face!

[ItsJustMeMattC]

It's worse when you think about this in the shower, and how you would have to defend yourself naked.

[iAreMunkiiz]

EGG BEATER WHACK ATTACK FTW!!!

[tyrannosaurusrika]

You're very pretty. :)

[didugetmytext]

I DO IMAGINE MYSELF DYING ALL THE TIME!!!

[Hollymim]

I think about this kid of stuff all the time, but I also think about what I would do if a guy was trying to kill someone else and what I would do.

[kristenmorriss]

i do exactly the same as you lol x

[evilpixie08]

don't feel bad. the other day I made my boyfriend stand in the doorway of the bathroom while I was drying my hair. my reason? I was afraid someone would break into the house and kill him while I couldn't hear anything over the hairdryer. and yes he did make fun of me. :P

[LiltedLullaby]

Hey Hayley. HAYLEY. You're orange :)

[ankou0]

crazy....

[huskypuppylove]

Hey I uh...like love your channel and your vids and all, they're pretty funny, but your "theme" where the video ends in a piano thing seems a bit sad. Maybe you could choose one that is a little more upbeat. if not, it's totally fine. Other than that, I love you <3 :)

[hotlover000000000000]

Bertha is hot...

Just had to say that XD

[InsanityQueen93]

Thank God, I thought I was the only one! XD

[MuRpHyLvsSOAD]

I was reading The Great Gatsby when I was reminded of this video...so here I am...

[Larissadup]

hahahahahah don't worry Hayley, I do that too :P

[TheJollynerd]

A a matter of fact, I HAVE been sodomized with a laptop charger

[PurpleAndYellow10]

I'm wondering what exactly you were doing with the rooster that was so distracting that you didn't notice the man with the baseball bat walking in.

[spanglishman1234]

She was just reading a book when a man with a baseball bat walked in

[Talonsandtealeaves]

I'm writing an article about YouTube for my school's newspaper. I so want to somehow work, "I'm gonna F. Scott Fitzgerald your face!" into said article without concerning/confusing my teacher too much. Do you see what you've done, Hayley?

[keazly13]

story of my life... literally 

[ebonyonce]

i allways make sure to have my deodorant with me when i think i hear a noises at night... looks painful enough to me :)

[DejaMort]

@ebonyonce Plus it's like two weapons in one. Use it to beat the crap out of someone, and when they're on their knees begging for mercy, spray them in the face with it. Purely in defence, of course...

[lUvsUngU]

You are so purdy. ^^

[QuestionableRiley]

When I watch Criminal Minds when I'm home alone, I find I do the same thing...

[vampirelynx97]

Omg I'm so glad I'm not the only one!!!

[bythemeter]

I don't just picture my death scene I picture how the people from law and order and bones would investigate my death...

[TheForeignersNetwork]

Sooo 2007! LOVE IT!

[WildVane]

I love this!

[cooker1100]

R. I. P. Hayley

you will be missed

i better call 999

does anyone know her address

ahhhhhh

a man

and he has a bassball bat

help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this is a joke

[jessamcfadden]

I love you, and everything you touch turns into goldtube.

[KrissyV333]

you're not the only one, Hayley... sometimes when I'm in my bed I think about what I'll do to defend myself if someone breaks into the house...

[jessstarr09]

I'm so glad i'm not alone. I play out how I would defend myself if something happened in my head too. I'm generally quite a bit more brave in my mind.

[passingtimes]

Weird. We just finished reading Gatsby in English.

[CrayonsOmfg]

HEY HAYLEY, WHAT KIND OF CAMERA THINGY DO YOU USE TO MAKE YOUR VIDEOS? WHAT DO YOU USE TO EDIT?! XD

[MissTwinklemonkey]

@1sunsetsky Hayley

[notanothersarah]

I've missed you

[Mzgajaleti]

this was the last of Hailey g Hoover...

[Sleepover137]

Same here ^^ especially at night in my bed :s

[BabyduckDance10]

I always do the same thing. You're not alone. :P

[HeatherSwarty]

I do that all the time!

[pottersdaughters]

Same!! I sometimes freak out that when I turn off my light, there's a giant plant sitting in front of my closet just waiting to eat me alive! D:

[BriIsTheFinestCheese]

"I can hear you in there!" omg I do that too just in case there are robbers I walk around going "there's nothing valuable in this house go away"

[craziem0r0n]

I totally do that... weirds the crap out of me... thank goodness I'm not alone.

[AmyPondWilliams]

OH MY GOSH! Are you wearing make-up?!

[teamcoollike3]

Hehehehehe... only you.... :P:P:P<3

[oddrey52]

I'd like to know what you were doing with the rooster before baseball bat man walked it.

[JungKathi]

i do that too!! xD o.O

[tildymay]

hey hey hey i love your bleached ends!

[iticklealiens]

Oh my god. I do this when I'm back home. My parents have this really heavy, extremely hideous, marble frog statue in the living room (he's standing and holding a tray like a butler), and it's definitely my weapon of choice should something happen.

[n00niii]

haha^^ i love your awesomeness^^

[NowWeAreAllTom]

Attacking with an egg beater? You would make a good Dalek.

[kaitlynwithakay]

I do the same thing when I'm home alone. I always picture Ghostface from the Scream movies leaping out from behind the door I just opened.

Actually, I'm home alone right now.  Dang.

24-year-old Kaitlyn Withakay was typing a comment on a hayleyghoover video.....

[treegurl84]

I do that too so your not crazy :)

[edenpanda444]

That is exactly what happens to me!



[L3TT3RFairy]

I get like that all the time. XD

[musickanna]

It's ok I do it too... Wait I thought I heard something O.O

[gbkw83]

Loved reading the Great Gatsby :)

[marronator92]

Great Gatsby. Classic.

[CookieLoverrr]

Wait, what were you doing with the rooster till you got distracted?

[MuzicNinja]

Whenever I house sit for people I freak out because the natural sounds of their house always sound like people breaking in to kill me even during the middle of the day with all of the doors and windows locked and with a 120 lb. dog sitting at my feet. Im way too paranoid...

[AderpydashParty]

Does anyone else agree that she looks JUST LIKE Amanda Bynes?

[yupimgabby]

i love your videos, i always feel like i'm the only one who does these crazy things!

[muggle394]

Oh... I thought you were going to be talking about Snape's death scene... Nevermind...

[beckarkottke]

i do this...........quite often.

[emeraldmaria]

I do this all the time. So that means you are DEFINITELY crazy.

[PplFromUpStairs]

YOU EVER BEEN SODOMIZED WITH A LAPTOP CHARGER?!?!?!

[sweetidiocracy]

I think "I'm going to F. Scott Fitzgerald your face" should be taught in self defense classes across the nation.

[TickleyBoo]

Plz don't die hayley

[elohelemilyyy]

ahhh so cute<3

[Ravenclaw2313]

I love how calm your close friend was. Not crying or tearing up or anything, just relaying the very important story of the girl with the book and the man with the baseball bat. Course now all I can think about is what is near me that could be used as a weapon....I'll get you with this...water bottle!

[Darkel08]

I'm most surprised that you know someone named Bertha.

[ellengearhart]

I was watching your this video, and about thirty seconds after it ended my roomate came home. Needless to say, she almost got a laptop to the face.

Also, your egg beater whack attack looks like me playing tennis.

[MysteriousWolff]

...So it's not just me then. lol

[sampieisawesome]

I DO THIS ALL THE TIME! not just what would happen if an intruder came into my house, but also pondering if i'd be able to survive if i, for example, tripped into oncoming traffic.

[SpellboundSama]

You Are Perfect XD

[smilenose]

the reason I love the internet so much, is that I find out my crazy paranoia isnt alone!!!

[unforgettable789]

I read Hour Game by David Baldacci and now everywhere I go I think about where a serial killer could be hiding, and everything I do makes me wonder if it would make it easier for a serial killer to kill me.

But it was a fantastic book; you should read it. :D

[PotterMoosh]

So, Hayley. What were you doing with that rooster before the man with a baseball bat walked in? I won't judge, I'm just curious.

[theodoramarie]

I believe using the rooster to defend yourself is called a cock whip!

[Missannaiscoollike]

Make more videos

[AshUnscripted]

You're my favorite.

[livrae888]

I'm home alone. Thanks for that.

[Idofphoenix]

So you have a contingancy plan to beat people off with a ceramic cock? Awesome.

[cmoz88]

Hmmmmmmm, you're so cute and funny and hot and sweet :) x

[ArtKayz666]

I just watched all your videos ... I found you like two hours ago... So glad I did... :D

[RobynLovesScience]

Hayley G Hoover, I hope you know how hilarious you are :) Your videos always cheer me up! I created a YouTube account for the sole intention of subscribing to your channel and liking your videos.

[thenameiskimbra]

"I'm gonna F. Scott Fitzgerald your face!!"

[wmg2289]

A day with you would complete my life! haha

[ivannattor]

well if you are bored why dont you just go look at my awesome blog. also you are a total babe

[AronoelNodnoc]

LOL, " 'Cause I'm gonna F. Scott. Fitsgerald your FACE!" Love it!

[Jelleybeans7]

Hey! I'm reading The Great Gatsby right now, too! :)

[otakubabe555]

I do this. Especially when my parents go out of town because it's too quiet in my house. So when they're gone, I don't let myself watch or read anything with a murder scene.

[Novelletteable]

I was home alone once and I heard noises while I was brushing my teeth. I panicked and figured if some random guy with a baseball bat walked in I would arm myself with an eyelash curler and a can of air freshener. You're just as sane as I am Hayley.

[pumkinvine]

You have fantastic legs.

[jollypinktaxi]

I was so stressed today from class. Then I came home and watched this. You made my day! I love you not-at-all-crazy-person!!!! =)

[sarahsmilesformiles]

I DO THAT TOO

[SlightlyBookishBlog]

OMG I do the EXACT SAME THING. xD

[KrustyFrank27]

i also enjoy the great gatsby

[iliveinatardis]

I have an escape route out of my house, it's really good actually, if that fails, I've got a much more dangerous one, and if that fails I have a hiding place.

[the1orlylover]

@iliveinatardis Love your username!!!

[iliveinatardis]

@the1orlylover thanks! :D hehe I must admit it IS awesome xD

[lidiluvu]

Every time the doorbell rings I quickly glance about my room to find my cell phone (to call 911), an escape route, and my weapon of choice (in case said escape routes fails me). every time.

[Stephi0903]

:/ curious as to how sodomizing your attacker with a charger is a smart way of defending yourself... now thats a head scratcher!

[ISwishAndFlick]

I do this all the time! If I get home when it's dark I make sure I'm holding my car keys with the key sticking out so that if someone were to attack me I could stab them...

[notacatchyname]

a half second after the half second clip of you reading a book, I go "really, the great gatsby?"

I think I know the cover too well.

[JustMeJacqui]

THE GREAT GATSBY! love that book, AND i get to study it this year!

also, i do it too hayley. if you're not sane then neither am i

[OliviaNiamhCullen]

Am I the only one who imagines myself going all ninja? We like to assure ourselves but we would just freak the heck out. :L Subscribed! :)

[JoeDurobot]

When you carry a firearm 24/7 you dont have to look very far to find a good weapon to use in case of attack.

[conphatty]

sometimes, when I trip while walking on the stairs, I imagine how I could have just died.

[iluvzacefron93]

was that 'The Great Gatsby'?

[writeitallaway]

I do this too... I once thought someone actually DID break into the house, because the burglar alarm started going off randomly (ends up it was broken), so I grabbed a flashlight and went and hid in my bathroom for like two hours debating whether I should call the police or not lol.

[TheGeekyBlonde]

My plan (devised when I was seven) is, in case of home invasion, to grab a bag of cookies and a meat cleaver from the kitchen and hide under my shoes in my wardrobe. Like a boss.

[Treamyx]

Maybe the man with a baseball bat just wanted to see if you wanted to go play baseball?

[snoopyluver1500]

when i was little, i used to imagine what would happen if there was a house fire. this led to some paranoia which caused me to have a long line of clothes tied together, tied to a large piece of furniture, ready to throw out of my bedroom window so i could escape if necessary.

[snoopyluver1500]

lawl i'm gonna f. scott fitzgerald your FACE! newww catchphrase.

[GryffindorIChooseYou]

@hayleyghoover Hahaha yesss! It would be quite....ineffective. Only now reliving it do I realize that if anything, I could have at least thought to crack out the ice cubes for projectiles....

[emilito158]

Old school hayleyg video! :):)

[mroom1469]

You look mega pretty

[aimaginary]

When I'm home alone, I think of what weapon I would use to defend myself in each room of my house. Notable mentions are a surfboard in my brother's room and a miniature stone replica of tutankhamun's head in my living room.

[Roybotica]

Lmao. You're reading Gatsby. John still hasn't talked about it, has he?

[shessomickey]

Have you finished Gatsby? We should talk about it some time. But more importantly, I do that as well. My best friend and I talk about how the Law & Order episodes of our deaths would begin. It's a bit of a problem.

[SweetAsAStrawberry]

Ah, I thought it was just me :') I do it when I'm walking home alone in the dark I write the news report in my head of how I was attacked and killed...

[fairegirl22]

I do this alot when im bored, once I was riding home on the bus and i was thinking What would happen if a car hit the side of the bus and made it flip over...then i imagined my crush helping me off the bus then hugging and kissing me :*>(he was a few seats in front of me)

[ApplesAndDaisies]

I do that ALL THE TIME!! Even this morning I was wondering what I would try to take with me if there was a sudden house fire...

[mklem13]

I'll F.Scott Fitzgerald your FACE! LOL

[KatieLibby1315]

I love it in horror movies when the peple home alone hear something and the shout "Hello?" as if the person's gonna reply, "Yeah, I'm in the kitchen. Want a sandwhich?"

[WhatWouldPotterDo]

This Is Like Vintage Hayley G Hoover!

[CTKEYE09]

Hayley, what's the song that you have at the end of your videos?

[JanksterProductions]

I do this too!

Basically your videos are like GPOYs of my life.

[razzledazzle43]

i do that too!!

[Honeyflowerss]

lol loved this

[indiepoos]

Same haha

[8truthaboutforever]

i do it all . the . time .

[taurilynn]

I do this all the time too.

[Pixiestix123321]

I do this too... D:

[amaZINGsabrina29]

lol i do it all the time

[animeotaku]

I didn't know when the video was over because the time bar wasn't going. It still let me watch the entire video, though.

I think.

[likesummersnow]

I imagine wat I would do in an apacolispe... Like wat to grab and where I should go

[staceyfaceyXD]

Why so see-through, Hayley?

[LeaveItToPsmith]

I always imagined throwing a filled water bottle at someone would do some damage. Until i remember that I can't throw things with any force or accuracy, and I'd probably just look like a fool.

[AmodinAM]

Good to know I am not alone in this. Way too much Stephen King in my personal history.

And if you think that's bad, try to watch all three seasons of "A Thousand Ways to Die". All the microwaves of the world will never mean the same...

[thechipsofdoom]

I thought it was just me that did this. Now I feel better. And less insane.

[kieliopas]

Thank you, Hayley, this was exactly what I needed :)

[Pixiesoapbox]

I do that when I'm walking home on my own in the evening, although I tend to imagine who I would ring to come help me, or what route I would take to get away fast rather than imagining that I could defend myself.

[caliowin]

Oh Hayley, I missed you! I totally do the same thing when I'm home alone. Paranoia goes through the roof, especially when I lived in this rough area last year for a placement I was doing. Every noise had me panicking and working out escape routes, and possible weapons.

[AttackBunnies]

In everyplace i walk in, i think of what would happen if a "murderer" suddenly showed up and how i would escape/beat him up with minimal damage to myself.

The beating up part usually involves me using common household items.=]

[ThatBookGirl]

"18-year-old Victoria was home alone, watching a video about 20-year-old Hayley being home alone, when a man with a baseball bat walked in, when a man with a baseball bat..." That's a terrible way to start a news report. Ergo, I can't get assaulted while watching this video. Thanks, Hayley!

[abcdefghijkati3]

@ThatBookGirl "22-year-old Katie was home alone reading a comment written by 18-year-old Victoria about watching a video about 20-year-old Hayley being home alone, when a man with a baseball bat walked in, when a man with a baseball bat walked in..."

Okay my brain just exploded, I don't even know what I just said haha

[ThatBookGirl]

@abcdefghijkati3 BRUUUUUUN. COMMENTCEPTION! ....Yep, I went for the easy joke.

[ThatBookGirl]

@mistyozzyrosie I wish there wasn't space under mine. You know that's Axe Murderer Hiding Spot Number 1, right?

[backyardiganslover]

Dude. I watched that show 1,000 Ways to Die and it made me /so/ paranoid. Like, I'll be plugging in my phone charger and think, "What if this starts on fire tonight and it burns me alive?!" D: I really hate that show ;___;

[redstrabrerreez]

I once did this in the kitchen, washing dishes, trying to work out what I object close by I could possibly use if an intruder walked in. I'd finally decided on using a chair as a sort of jousty, shieldy thing when I realised I was in the fucking kitchen. There was an entire drawer full of big pointy knives right next to me.

[mistyozzyrosie]

Generally when I realise I'm home alone I barricade myself in my room and wish there was space under my bed for me to hide :/

[enialis02]

I’m not really in love with anyone

But sometimes I like to pretend

That Hayley G Hoover is my girlfriend

[GoodEveening]

. . . I thought it was only me . . .

[HotDog1482]

i totally act out death scenes all the time in my head. it makes car journeys way more interesting :)

[widgetboy]

I can't say i blame the man with a baseball bat; I hate Gatsby too.

[pete275]

at least he edited and posted the video. that's nice of him <3

[misstaramcmahon]

hahah hayley you are hilarious! dont you ever die!

[22Helloworld]

LOOOL I love u hayley!! :D u should make more videos ^_^

[Anathema182]

Yeah... I watch a lot of Criminal Minds, so any time I'm home alone, I wonder how I'll defend myself.

That explains why I keep a multitude of blunt, heavy objects within arm's reach. It'd be interesting to explain defending myself with a copy of Order of the Phoenix to the local news.

[gemofgems]

My death:

"Hayley's outro music is back!!!"

*dies of excitement*

[giraffesdontgomoo]

I've done this in every science class I've had for around 3 months. It's amazing all the things you can do with chemicals, chairs and even you own hands. My personal favorite, rolling on the floor to the attackers feet, tripping him and then using his own weapon against him

[GoodMorningMarcus]

Whaaaaaaa? Hayley G in makeup??? Looks good... too good!

[VOC771]

I have been sodomized by a laptop charger. It's more fun then it sounds.

[IAmYourConscience2]

FINALLY! :D I thought you'd died...

[ohhbowiex3]

I do that too. Don't worry, you're just as sane as I am. :D