hey guys its sxephil, friday feb/28, so i was just thinking about pussy and i was like AYE, i love eggs! do you love SHOOOEEZ?? What do ya think of mayonnaise? sp yesterday i was getting sexy with a jar of mayonnaise, and i just start thinking about Obama! i mean politics, Come on Guys! but you know the word "duplicate" just straange? i mean, who uses the word duplicate?! PANCAKES!! R@Nd0M!!! so...... ಠ_ಠ
Justin Bieber's penis is the size of the dislike bar. In Soviet Russia, the ground falls on you. Chuck Norris is somehow related to this incident. Rebecca Black sucks. Thumbs up if *insert obvious bullshit here*. My parents thought I was watching porn. press 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 or 9 and thumbs up. I hate ads and I'm thankful that porno doesn't have them. I pee in the side of the bowl to make less noise
I find it amusing how wrong this video is. sxephil isn't a rambling douche like Dane cook. Also hotforwords is smart, unlike the person who made this video
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why dont you call it "I AM A DOUCHE AND I LOVE CAMWHORES" cause you are that fucking worthless... i wish to god you don't put out any videos after this... The ppl you are ratting on have intelligence... U none...
@hellgodhaven I am not getting into a pointless comment fight with you. Know y? Because I dont find obsessed 8 year olds threatening. Any replys from you will not be read, only deleted. Goodbye.
@supergenius123 Funny, Phil has always reminded me a little of Dane Cook. So it makes sense to me. Though I agree, seemed a lot like a Dane Cook parody.
hahaha this is awesome. i guess someone realizes how stupid some of these vloggers are. i loved the split scene detail used every second in sxephil's part.
sorry about this... when u r reading this dont stop or something bad will happen! my name is summer i am 15 years old i have blonde hair ,many scars no nose or ears.. i am dead. if u dont copy this just like from the ring, copy n post this on 5 more sites.. or.. i will appear one dark quiet night when ur not expecting it by your bed with a knife and kill u. this is no joke something good will happen to u if you post this on 5 more pages
Has this douche ever seen the Philip DeFranco so? This is shit
theamazingralph021 2 hours ago
love it :D
fabfourgroupie 3 months ago
I love sims, but I havta dislike this b/c sxephil is not like that at all. he owns.
AllTimeAesthetic 4 months ago
the russian girl is pretty and educates, this has good animation but a stupid script,you should learn from the russian and log on to equip.org
soulkiss1001 4 months ago
I think you are focusing on the wrong endearing feature of Marina re: her eyes so the real Ms. Orlova surpasses the animated one in this video clip.
silverfoxidm 4 months ago
massive like my breasts XD
Lola631998 4 months ago
@Lola631998 pics or it never happened.
ESFAndy011 3 months ago
D*uche...
reverberer 4 months ago
Douche...
reverberer 4 months ago
Douche...
reverberer 4 months ago
This video sucks donkey balls
sarahsoccergirl 4 months ago
I LIKED THIS VIDEO XD
SUPERWOMENPRINCESS 4 months ago
This is how sims talk
Cabikcreator 4 months ago
Why do people subscribe to Machinima?
jellydude7 4 months ago
@jellydude7 y not
its the best channel ever
H4ckerSw4g 4 months ago
@jellydude7 Because of sonic for hire.
ArsonistInUrFirewall 4 months ago
porno better.
corruptionXleks 4 months ago
Yeah, I am gunna have to agree. Whoever made this needs to be shot on the street, and it has nothing to do with how I like Philip Denfraco.
I smell someone being jealous.
Kaih0 4 months ago in playlist **Machinima.com All Stars**
This is nothing like sxephil o_e
sourjin 5 months ago
haha what do you think about mayonese
SuperMannInTheMiddle 5 months ago
I really think you mistook Phil for RayWilliamJohnson
vosemnadtsatplyus 5 months ago 28
i actually really like phil.
profssrfunk 5 months ago 2
i love this wideo before it´s BOOORING
Tobow5 5 months ago
phil is awesome ! XD
he makes news fun....
who the fuck made this, kill him :o !!
PBP113 5 months ago 5
hey guys its sxephil, friday feb/28, so i was just thinking about pussy and i was like AYE, i love eggs! do you love SHOOOEEZ?? What do ya think of mayonnaise? sp yesterday i was getting sexy with a jar of mayonnaise, and i just start thinking about Obama! i mean politics, Come on Guys! but you know the word "duplicate" just straange? i mean, who uses the word duplicate?! PANCAKES!! R@Nd0M!!! so...... ಠ_ಠ
NoMorelsHere42 5 months ago
omg kill phil!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AbellaPitera 5 months ago
what....the....fuck....?....?
VeonThief 5 months ago
this is more like dane cook whore who made dis..........phil cooler than u
monkeyhill02 5 months ago
sxephil is A douche
PatrickWeslieRoscoe 5 months ago
This is the biggest piece of shit ive ever seen
Thegamerzguru 5 months ago 3
ok then
goddifist 5 months ago
phil is not nearly that tan lol
Neumie7 5 months ago
This is the worst parody I have ever seen
Xario1 5 months ago
hahahahahhaha
esp13579 6 months ago
thats nothing like sxephil....
WhatTheCensor 6 months ago 125
@WhatTheCensor LOOK AT WHEN THIS VIDEO WAS MADE IDIOT. It was THREE frikin years ago! He has changed since then obviously...
Knifezerker 5 months ago
lmmfao! :::))))
Bongtasia 6 months ago
... I love you...
MrSuperBacon 6 months ago
wanna be sxe phil sounds like the what the buck guy
kalyboi 6 months ago
@kalyboi nah buck and phil are awesome.
he sounds like rwj.... nothing like sxephil
winnienobody 5 months ago
Justin Bieber's penis is the size of the dislike bar. In Soviet Russia, the ground falls on you. Chuck Norris is somehow related to this incident. Rebecca Black sucks. Thumbs up if *insert obvious bullshit here*. My parents thought I was watching porn. press 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 or 9 and thumbs up. I hate ads and I'm thankful that porno doesn't have them. I pee in the side of the bowl to make less noise
There.Now you only have to read one comment
JustShaob 6 months ago 5
@JustShaob you forgot: people that post unoriginal comments are fucking stupid
NateO123 6 months ago
This is dumb as fuck. You should quit your day job.
thebrad277 6 months ago
@thebrad277 Shouldn't*
Origina1saltine 6 months ago
Lol?
Skulldragon999 6 months ago
this isnt even funny. its just stupid
hockeyll60 6 months ago
....are you sure this shouldn't be Dane Cook and giant floating chesticles?
BigMrBubblez 6 months ago
-_-.......*snooort**weeeeze**snooooooort*weeeeeeze*Huh?What is this?Haaaahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa.XD I love machinima!
TheCloudrocks 6 months ago
oh man i allways think about obama when im sexing up a jar of mayo
limitless69 6 months ago
dumb
baronfcs 6 months ago
funny the first5 seconds then it got stupid
shaya963 6 months ago
so whats going on in the news, leprechauns eh?
orenlives 6 months ago
I don't see why there is so much hate. I could barely see a difference.
ynkno13 6 months ago
i just wasted 1:46 thet ill never get back :l
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JoshKlaasen 6 months ago
Holy crap! Talking breasts!
togocure 6 months ago
shut the fuck up
awash1969 6 months ago
Oh wait, look! its Taylor Lautner, my bad!
jasonbies 7 months ago
I think you were filled in by a penis.. This obviously isnt Phil, but another jealous bastard making a parody, nice try douche!
jasonbies 7 months ago
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Worst. Parody. EVER
GDmaniac 7 months ago
So yesturday I saw getting sexy with a jar of mayonase when I just started to think if OBAMA"
DucksMakeRainbows10 7 months ago
I find it amusing how wrong this video is. sxephil isn't a rambling douche like Dane cook. Also hotforwords is smart, unlike the person who made this video
WeasleyIsOurKing5 7 months ago
(: Awesome !
pantydivacom 8 months ago
My girlfrend have better :D
chris11154 8 months ago
Terrible parody if it hadnt said it was sxephil i couldnt have guesses
utubedude58 8 months ago
"Like massive, like my *FAKE ASS* breasts..."
MissStalked 8 months ago
wtf man don't dis phil like this
flredragon1 8 months ago
Hotforwords was better. Not just because the boobs, but it was more realistic.
JohnnyLucian 10 months ago
nothing like sxe phil
castorlestrado 10 months ago
pancake that looks like an old lady? while fucking it?
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TGUOfficialClan 11 months ago
this sxephil was just a failure.. but i liked the hotforwords parody.
fedupwithusernames 11 months ago
PANCAIKZ :D
enlowmation 11 months ago
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justicepartyuk 11 months ago
since when was sxephil black
TheAnakins4 11 months ago
I like this video. click Justice party UK.
justicepartyuk 11 months ago
@justicepartyuk Get the fuck out of here
CheifyX 11 months ago
your impression of sxephil is terrible
7337woot 11 months ago
that is really offencive to women:( jerk
cyndersfear 11 months ago
@cyndersfear What?
Peopleisgta 11 months ago
40% of deaths in twin towers were third world nationals, mostly cleaners.20,000 people work in twin towers, people were told not to come to work on 9/11. Those that did come to work, were told there will be fire alarm today & don't take any notice. click Justice party UK.
justicepartyuk 1 year ago
dude, thats WHATTHEBUCK not sxephil
CANMAN875 1 year ago
hahahhahahahaahah yeahhhhhhh right on.
gusto1978 1 year ago
building 7, 47 storey high & built with 40,000 ton of steel. Building 7 was not on fire & yet it collapsed to ground within seconds, this could only be controlled demolition job. Those who said they heard explosion had died mysterious death. click Justice party UK.
justicepartyuk 1 year ago
lol beyond truth xD -face palm-
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justicepartyuk 1 year ago
That was funny!
alfonso2501 1 year ago
i dont belive that coment about that kiss and crush crap by gugila
weezyhunter 1 year ago
all i heard was sex sex sex sex sex sex x 2
lolcatlordful 1 year ago
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gugila1 1 year ago
@gugila1 u sound dumb im not gonna belive this
weezyhunter 1 year ago
why dont you call it "I AM A DOUCHE AND I LOVE CAMWHORES" cause you are that fucking worthless... i wish to god you don't put out any videos after this... The ppl you are ratting on have intelligence... U none...
SubHek 1 year ago
the 2 useless people in youtube
CrazyAlsuwaidi 1 year ago
dumbest shit ever
wallacerichardson 1 year ago
What the hell is this? The guy trying to be sxephil is so annoying. I don't find this funny
XxXweirdofreak21XxX 1 year ago
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damn theres a lot of shit on this channel...
delta0zero 1 year ago
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justicepartyuk 1 year ago
WTF RETARDED!!!!!!!!
TheFoshizles 1 year ago
BOOBS ON THE TUMBNAIL
freakygamerx 1 year ago 64
His jokes sound more like Jay Leno than PhillyD.
VisualBrownies 1 year ago
o.o i seen the picture i was ike hmm wtf
Elitehaxme 1 year ago
They got hotforwords great but the sxephil was honestly pretty bad :/ sorry
HALFxLIFExII 1 year ago
and that's mastercait... not to be confused with masturbate, which is what you do when you watch my videos
SilentNinja729 1 year ago
@SilentNinja729 lol she meant masticate (to chew). "mastercait" lol.
cccplunder21 1 year ago
wow that was sad
WAYclan 1 year ago
its meh
JBfromOH 1 year ago
this is FUNNY. omg. hahaha.
queenofheartsx333 1 year ago
Chill people. I'm sure if sxephil was offended by this he would have made a big deal about it. Stop saying things for someone else.
retnemmoc101 1 year ago
@retnemmoc101 true it is hard to offend him
XUchihaXMadara666 1 year ago
um what did i just watch?
christianchick742 1 year ago 5
I'm sure this was created good-heartedly, and I really loved when he said gettin sexy with a jar of mayonaise! OMGWTFBBQ
damattwithdahat 1 year ago
sxephil? moar liek sxePHAIL amirite?
saturn443 1 year ago
I came here for the boobs.
nightslayer5 1 year ago 3
i bet both them slandering retards would love to be phil'd in the a** by their idol phil de franco. seems they can't get enough of him.
this is the second and last vid i will watch of this channel.
LFOD4US 1 year ago
thums down for the sxephil thing, but the hotforwords was preety good
TheImonlydoingthisto 1 year ago
What the fuck did i just watch ..?
CartoonEds 1 year ago 100
@CartoonEds took the words right out of my mouth.
Champion0306 1 year ago
@CartoonEds You my sir have just watched a co-op porno game
alyl603 5 months ago
Getting sexy with a jar of mayonnaise.
Evanspar 1 year ago 2
O.o wut da heck....
DaPieDude997 1 year ago
Wasn't that great but you got a point about hotforwords :P
realkewlmann 1 year ago
"hallowen is comming up" that video was posted in march
rubberduckyn12 1 year ago
I love Phil!
jespersschmidt 1 year ago
"Massive.. Like my breasts...." LOLWTF.
Rudi3y 1 year ago 248
@Rudi3y Hey, I'll take that over elephant breasts!
TheRomanBond007 11 months ago
die you
gay poteurican piece of crap nigger
etfumoon 1 year ago
This is not funny at all. Philly D is not like that at all. *presses dislike button*
MessedUpGrasshopper 1 year ago
Uh, the sxephil impression was neither funny nor accurate.
bsara1000 1 year ago
You forgot the herpes lip on SXEPhil
medmondson2466 1 year ago
This was hilarious.
NickyNick227 1 year ago
First off, phils show is Monday-Thursday. Second, that sucked.
Coy1750 1 year ago
They are both good parodies.
unholyimage 1 year ago
You forgot his dimples ;-)
MerBeeBeep 1 year ago
that was random.
madz3333 1 year ago
Pudding pops ahaa haa haa
Torrencore 1 year ago
@hamsterloverben00 Nope, Fake and Gay.
Sorry if you didnt read it right, its okay tho.
TheCashDeal 1 year ago
I love how Phil sounded like Bill Cosby in the beginning, followed by Seinfeld at the end.
CusterianYeti 1 year ago
phil is not that tan
tookthenight 1 year ago
Machinma.com is GAY.
ultradude100 1 year ago
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@ultradude100 u fuckin fag.
go suck your mom's dick!
faheeminator 1 year ago
@ultradude100 not more then you faglit
hellgodhaven 1 year ago
@hellgodhaven I am not getting into a pointless comment fight with you. Know y? Because I dont find obsessed 8 year olds threatening. Any replys from you will not be read, only deleted. Goodbye.
ultradude100 1 year ago
@ultradude100 im 15 don't you ever look at people's channel's and im just haveing fun ^3^
hellgodhaven 1 year ago
i would've never guessed that was sxephil, he seems more like dane cook or something xD
supergenius123 1 year ago 242
@supergenius123 Funny, Phil has always reminded me a little of Dane Cook. So it makes sense to me. Though I agree, seemed a lot like a Dane Cook parody.
genis7 1 year ago
@supergenius123 its not the actual ppl its a parody
oscarsanders07 1 year ago
(__({i})_) c==(__)_)
kutak21 1 year ago
the sxephil one made me crack up "so i was just think about uh pussy, and i said i love eggs, do you like shoes?" loll
TheWorldOfJames 1 year ago 3
OMG i am never coming back to ur channel again.. O_O''
ExForceFire 1 year ago
I liked it...
stupidnabgaywhoreass 1 year ago
( . Y . ) :D
hellgodhaven 1 year ago
@hellgodhaven that could also be ( . )( . )
yourmom9594 1 year ago
@yourmom9594 but its more bwebie like see ( . Y . )
hellgodhaven 1 year ago
Great Graphics, but horrible shit
purpleninjabunny 1 year ago
That was wrong watch her vids and masturbate? ew
kidal3x97 1 year ago
Lindsay lohan couldn't drive because she's a woman.
Somedaysafe 1 year ago
@Somedaysafe No she couldn't drive because she was sucking dick, snorting coke, and guzzling liquor at the same time as driving.
BrittanyER86 1 year ago
super stupid.
rokkmae 1 year ago
Sounds like fucking Dane Cook....
ecomaniac08 1 year ago
The guy was so random and chaotic and the girl so dumb and egocentric , really funny, thanks for the laughs XD
saultube44 1 year ago
Accurate portrayal of these two clowns!! Good job!
elleonhighheels 1 year ago
those eyebrows arent creepy enough
Voltairess 1 year ago
I laught my ass off :D:D:D
tinjikohaha 1 year ago
hahahahaaaaaaaa
tmarbut 1 year ago
lol
hardraver909 1 year ago
when i saw the title i was thinking " hey this could be awsome" but after 30 sec I wanted to scratch my eyes out with a fork!!!!
petter873 1 year ago 3
Masticate = "to chew". XD
DaisyExodus 1 year ago
Fake and gay.
TonicMike 1 year ago
#FAIL
abgersaurus 1 year ago
super fag
nohops11 1 year ago
#Fail 2
Quakeran08 1 year ago
That was god awful
Loriot 1 year ago
fUCK KID, UR GAY.
Douce2010 1 year ago
that part with the ladies bussms is HULARIOUS
rythmheavenrocks 1 year ago
LOL
ilovecaseclosed266 1 year ago
#FAIL
1vershn 1 year ago
hahaha this is awesome. i guess someone realizes how stupid some of these vloggers are. i loved the split scene detail used every second in sxephil's part.
HBK1337 1 year ago
ahahah i thought it was funny the guys with the thums up should look up the defenition of douchebag. lol
bmc510 1 year ago
super animesex video
animesexhardcore 1 year ago
Much better than the original hot for words.
TorturedSoulBoy 1 year ago
- BLEEE!
littlestpetshopl 1 year ago
funny, very funny
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sorry about this... when u r reading this dont stop or something bad will happen! my name is summer i am 15 years old i have blonde hair ,many scars no nose or ears.. i am dead. if u dont copy this just like from the ring, copy n post this on 5 more sites.. or.. i will appear one dark quiet night when ur not expecting it by your bed with a knife and kill u. this is no joke something good will happen to u if you post this on 5 more pages
dawndawn1298 1 year ago