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  • Has this douche ever seen the Philip DeFranco so? This is shit

  • love it :D

  • I love sims, but I havta dislike this b/c sxephil is not like that at all. he owns. 

  • the russian girl is pretty and educates, this has good animation but a stupid script,you should learn from the russian and log on to equip.org

  • I think you are focusing on the wrong endearing feature of Marina re: her eyes so the real Ms. Orlova surpasses the animated one in this video clip.

  • massive like my breasts XD

  • @Lola631998 pics or it never happened.

  • D*uche...

  • Douche...

  • Douche...

  • This video sucks donkey balls

  • I LIKED THIS VIDEO XD 

  • This is how sims talk

  • Why do people subscribe to Machinima?

  • @jellydude7 y not

    its the best channel ever

  • @jellydude7 Because of sonic for hire.

  • porno better.

  • Yeah, I am gunna have to agree. Whoever made this needs to be shot on the street, and it has nothing to do with how I like Philip Denfraco.

    I smell someone being jealous.

  • This is nothing like sxephil o_e

  • haha what do you think about mayonese

  • I really think you mistook Phil for RayWilliamJohnson

  • i actually really like phil.

  • i love this wideo before it´s BOOORING

  • phil is awesome ! XD

    he makes news fun....

    who the fuck made this, kill him :o !!

  • hey guys its sxephil, friday feb/28, so i was just thinking about pussy and i was like AYE, i love eggs! do you love SHOOOEEZ?? What do ya think of mayonnaise? sp yesterday i was getting sexy with a jar of mayonnaise, and i just start thinking about Obama! i mean politics, Come on Guys! but you know the word "duplicate" just straange? i mean, who uses the word duplicate?! PANCAKES!! R@Nd0M!!! so...... ಠ_ಠ

  • omg kill phil!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • what....the....fuck....?....?

  • this is more like dane cook whore who made dis..........phil cooler than u

  • sxephil is A douche

  • This is the biggest piece of shit ive ever seen

  • ok then

  • phil is not nearly that tan lol

  • This is the worst parody I have ever seen

  • hahahahahhaha

    

  • thats nothing like sxephil....

  • @WhatTheCensor LOOK AT WHEN THIS VIDEO WAS MADE IDIOT. It was THREE frikin years ago! He has changed since then obviously...

  • lmmfao! :::)))) 

  • ... I love you...

  • wanna be sxe phil sounds like the what the buck guy

  • @kalyboi nah buck and phil are awesome.

    he sounds like rwj.... nothing like sxephil

  • Justin Bieber's penis is the size of the dislike bar. In Soviet Russia, the ground falls on you. Chuck Norris is somehow related to this incident. Rebecca Black sucks. Thumbs up if *insert obvious bullshit here*. My parents thought I was watching porn. press 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 or 9 and thumbs up. I hate ads and I'm thankful that porno doesn't have them. I pee in the side of the bowl to make less noise

    There.Now you only have to read one comment

  • @JustShaob you forgot: people that post unoriginal comments are fucking stupid

  • This is dumb as fuck. You should quit your day job.

  • @thebrad277 Shouldn't*

    

  • Lol?

  • this isnt even funny. its just stupid

  • ....are you sure this shouldn't be Dane Cook and giant floating chesticles?

  • -_-.......*snooort**weeeeze**s­nooooooort*weeeeeeze*Huh?What is this?Haaaahahahahahahahahahaha­hahaaaaaa.XD I love machinima!

  • oh man i allways think about obama when im sexing up a jar of mayo

  • dumb

  • funny the first5 seconds then it got stupid

  • so whats going on in the news, leprechauns eh?

  • I don't see why there is so much hate. I could barely see a difference.

  • i just wasted 1:46 thet ill never get back :l

  • Holy crap! Talking breasts!

  • shut the fuck up

  • Oh wait, look! its Taylor Lautner, my bad!

  • I think you were filled in by a penis.. This obviously isnt Phil, but another jealous bastard making a parody, nice try douche!

  • So yesturday I saw getting sexy with a jar of mayonase when I just started to think if OBAMA"

  • I find it amusing how wrong this video is. sxephil isn't a rambling douche like Dane cook. Also hotforwords is smart, unlike the person who made this video

  • (: Awesome !

  • My girlfrend have better :D

  • Terrible parody if it hadnt said it was sxephil i couldnt have guesses

  • "Like massive, like my *FAKE ASS* breasts..."

  • wtf man don't dis phil like this

  • Hotforwords was better. Not just because the boobs, but it was more realistic.

  • nothing like sxe phil

  • pancake that looks like an old lady? while fucking it?

  • this sxephil was just a failure.. but i liked the hotforwords parody.

  • PANCAIKZ :D

  • World war 3 will be fought in Iraq for oil between America & Russia. click Justice party UK.

  • since when was sxephil black

  • I like this video. click Justice party UK.

  • @justicepartyuk Get the fuck out of here

  • your impression of sxephil is terrible

  • that is really offencive to women:( jerk

    

  • @cyndersfear What?

  • 40% of deaths in twin towers were third world nationals, mostly cleaners.20,000 people work in twin towers, people were told not to come to work on 9/11. Those that did come to work, were told there will be fire alarm today & don't take any notice. click Justice party UK.

  • dude, thats WHATTHEBUCK not sxephil

  • hahahhahahahaahah yeahhhhhhh right on.

  • building 7, 47 storey high & built with 40,000 ton of steel. Building 7 was not on fire & yet it collapsed to ground within seconds, this could only be controlled demolition job. Those who said they heard explosion had died mysterious death. click Justice party UK.

  • lol beyond truth xD -face palm-

  • That was funny!

  • i dont belive that coment about that kiss and crush crap by gugila

  • all i heard was sex sex sex sex sex sex x 2

  • @gugila1 u sound dumb im not gonna belive this

  • why dont you call it "I AM A DOUCHE AND I LOVE CAMWHORES" cause you are that fucking worthless... i wish to god you don't put out any videos after this... The ppl you are ratting on have intelligence... U none...

  • the 2 useless people in youtube

  • dumbest shit ever

  • What the hell is this? The guy trying to be sxephil is so annoying. I don't find this funny

  • WTF RETARDED!!!!!!!!

  • BOOBS ON THE TUMBNAIL

  • His jokes sound more like Jay Leno than PhillyD.

  • o.o i seen the picture i was ike hmm wtf

  • They got hotforwords great but the sxephil was honestly pretty bad :/ sorry

  • and that's mastercait... not to be confused with masturbate, which is what you do when you watch my videos

  • @SilentNinja729 lol she meant masticate (to chew). "mastercait" lol.

  • wow that was sad

  • its meh

  • this is FUNNY. omg. hahaha.

  • Chill people. I'm sure if sxephil was offended by this he would have made a big deal about it. Stop saying things for someone else.

  • @retnemmoc101 true it is hard to offend him

  • um what did i just watch?

  • I'm sure this was created good-heartedly, and I really loved when he said gettin sexy with a jar of mayonaise! OMGWTFBBQ

  • sxephil? moar liek sxePHAIL amirite?

  • I came here for the boobs.

  • i bet both them slandering retards would love to be phil'd in the a** by their idol phil de franco. seems they can't get enough of him.

    this is the second and last vid i will watch of this channel.

  • thums down for the sxephil thing, but the hotforwords was preety good

  • What the fuck did i just watch ..?

  • @CartoonEds took the words right out of my mouth.

  • @CartoonEds You my sir have just watched a co-op porno game

  • Getting sexy with a jar of mayonnaise.

  • O.o wut da heck....

  • Wasn't that great but you got a point about hotforwords :P

  • "hallowen is comming up" that video was posted in march

  • I love Phil!

  • "Massive.. Like my breasts...." LOLWTF.

  • @Rudi3y Hey, I'll take that over elephant breasts!

  • die you

    gay poteurican piece of crap nigger

  • This is not funny at all. Philly D is not like that at all. *presses dislike button*

  • Uh, the sxephil impression was neither funny nor accurate.

  • You forgot the herpes lip on SXEPhil

  • This was hilarious.

  • First off, phils show is Monday-Thursday. Second, that sucked.

  • They are both good parodies.

  • You forgot his dimples ;-)

  • that was random.

  • Pudding pops ahaa haa haa

  • @hamsterloverben00 Nope, Fake and Gay.

    Sorry if you didnt read it right, its okay tho.

  • I love how Phil sounded like Bill Cosby in the beginning, followed by Seinfeld at the end.

  • phil is not that tan

  • Machinma.com is GAY.

  • @ultradude100 not more then you faglit

  • @hellgodhaven I am not getting into a pointless comment fight with you. Know y? Because I dont find obsessed 8 year olds threatening. Any replys from you will not be read, only deleted. Goodbye.

  • @ultradude100 im 15 don't you ever look at people's channel's and im just haveing fun ^3^

  • i would've never guessed that was sxephil, he seems more like dane cook or something xD

  • @supergenius123 Funny, Phil has always reminded me a little of Dane Cook. So it makes sense to me. Though I agree, seemed a lot like a Dane Cook parody.

  • @supergenius123 its not the actual ppl its a parody

  • (__({i})_) c==(__)_)

  • the sxephil one made me crack up "so i was just think about uh pussy, and i said i love eggs, do you like shoes?" loll

  • OMG i am never coming back to ur channel again.. O_O''

  • I liked it...

  • ( . Y . ) :D

  • @hellgodhaven that could also be ( . )( . )

  • @yourmom9594 but its more bwebie like see ( . Y . )

  • Great Graphics, but horrible shit

  • That was wrong watch her vids and masturbate? ew

  • Lindsay lohan couldn't drive because she's a woman.

  • @Somedaysafe No she couldn't drive because she was sucking dick, snorting coke, and guzzling liquor at the same time as driving.

  • super stupid.

  • Sounds like fucking Dane Cook....

  • The guy was so random and chaotic and the girl so dumb and egocentric , really funny, thanks for the laughs XD

  • Accurate portrayal of these two clowns!! Good job!

  • those eyebrows arent creepy enough

  • I laught my ass off :D:D:D

  • hahahahaaaaaaaa

  • lol

  • when i saw the title i was thinking " hey this could be awsome" but after 30 sec I wanted to scratch my eyes out with a fork!!!!

  • Masticate = "to chew". XD

  • Fake and gay.

  • #FAIL

  • super fag

  • #Fail 2

  • That was god awful

  • fUCK KID, UR GAY.

  • that part with the ladies bussms is HULARIOUS

  • LOL

  • #FAIL

  • hahaha this is awesome. i guess someone realizes how stupid some of these vloggers are. i loved the split scene detail used every second in sxephil's part.

  • ahahah i thought it was funny the guys with the thums up should look up the defenition of douchebag. lol

  • super animesex video

  • Much better than the original hot for words.

  • - BLEEE!

  • funny, very funny