Tom Hanks And E.T. In Philadelphia

[balla907east]

ooucchh there your all better you didnt even touch me i dont want to get aids

[10gmen27]

@balla907east yes thank u for quoting the video for people who have never seen it

[spacepolic29]

@prideprejudice243 well maybe it could be both lol tom hanks is an aid ridden SOB lol

[spacepolic29]

The joke here is if you have ever seen Forrest gump, forrest had sex with a girl who had aids. nuff said lol

[northcreek9615834]

shut up you stupid fucking canadian and stay off of american youtube

[MrTakemehard]

@northcreek9615834 you know its a canadian who made youtube right?

[031000ron1]

@MrTakemehard You know america invented the internet, RIGHT?

[EyIchBinSowasVonBoss]

@031000ron1 Was this sarcasm or do you really believe that? If you really meant it then I'm really sorry for you idiots over in the usa. You proud fascists really believe you invented everything, right?

Lets say it like this, nothing belongs to the usa, no invention, no archievements, not even the country they are living in is theirs, hell, not even americans are americans, white americans are just english, irish or german people. Poor "americans" xD

[ACMHK11]

@EyIchBinSowasVonBoss

Didn't ask to be born here and automatically become a citizen of a nearly bankrupted nation.

[031000ron1]

@MrTakemehard Also, I'm not trying to get in on the arguement, I just commented.

[BlankSkullProduction]

@northcreek9615834 chill no need for ignorance

[DethAlien]

@northcreek9615834 Im American and i want to punch your fucking teeth in.

[troncodepalo]

20 have AIDS

[PrudenceGriffin]

i thought they would have made a fingering joke xD

[flackz16]

tom hanks?

[CamillaCalamity]

That neither looks nor sonds like Tom Hanks at all.

[wettts2]

i get it "Touch me"

[Badgaldinger]

@TheKlondikegirl "resist?"

[TheKlondikegirl]

Thereinaldomartinez@. Wow you are a idiot to say that Canada sucks! Canada rules we have free health care and we have providences and territory's While you are probaly on USA and all you have is states. We are not as resist as you USA people are! Wow you should seriously come to Canada before you insult us you idiot!

[sjp092]

@TheKlondikegirl Lmao 

[dude900021]

@TheKlondikegirl leave the american alone after all their national animal is a bald eagle and all eagles do is steal from others...just like americans

[qaypod]

Family guy is defenetly NOT racist . who agree thumb up, all other go back were you came from

[pedi007]

@qaypod off course not. There are a lot of afro americans, latino and jewish people who help write and family guy episodes. Their jokes can be cruel at times but it's the bitter truth :)

[qaypod]

@pedi007 you're right mean i didn't know thx

[Sephirothowns1999]

@qaypod I agree with you. family guy may make jokes, but it's all in good fun, not ment to disturb anyone.

[qwertymaster12345678]

@qaypod family guy IS racist. it's just that its funny when it's acting like that.

[TheReina1domartinez]

@TheReinaldomartinez THEREINALDOMARTINEZ IS EVERYBODY'S BITCH

[zeelands09]

If any of you have watched the movie ET, then you should know that ET touched Eliot to heal his finger when it got cut on the communications device that they built with a buzz-saw, this created a symbiotic bond, when Eliot came down with a cold or the flu, ET caught it and began to die, ET cut the bond to save his own life and save Eliot's because ET's life was on a decline. The joke here as sad as it is that I have to explain it, is that if ET touched Tom Hank's he would literally contract HIV.

[ImJustAHacker]

@zeelands09

This man is not an idiot.

Mainly because he has managed to explain something to me that I did not already know.

And as we're all aware; I'm a fucking genius.

[Tenacityful]

I never thought i'd see something as sad as someone arguing with themselves, and insulting themselves.

[TheReinaldomartinez]

LOL tom hanks funny guy everything he says is a stich...I HAVE AIDS lol he said it himself why do people get mad? just because ur sick and disgusting and a burden to society whit ur dissease....people whit aids are humans to ok just because nobody wants to get near them or talk to them or touch them doesnt mean they are useless ok now im mad u stupid people

[LordOfNothingreally]

@TheReinaldomartinez lol, please be trolling

[TheReinaldomartinez]

@LordOfNothingreally CANADA SUCKS

[TheReina1domartinez]

@TheReinaldomartinez <= I'M GAY, I'M QUEER. I SUCK BIG COCKS, BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

THEREINALDOMARTINEZ

[TheReinaldomartinez]

@TheReina1domartinez WOW MAN YOU MUST REALLY LOVE ME LOL !!!!!!!!!!! XD

[TheReina1domartinez]

@TheReinaldomartinez THERE ARE 2 MARTINEZ ON THIS SITE, ONE IS A FLAMBOYANT CROSSDRESSER, THE OTHER ONE IS A WORTHLESS WHINNY BITCH. WHICH ONE ARE YOU SWEETY? KISSES AND HUGS TO ALL THE BOYS

THEREINALDOMARTINEZ

[TheReinaldomartinez]

@TheReina1domartinez <<<< FAIL!!!!

[TheReina1domartinez]

@TheReinaldomartinez BAHAHAHAHAHA

THEREINALDOMARTINEZ DESCRIBES HIMSELF AS A FAIL

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA - WHAT A LOSER!

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[ChaballaBlack]

Press 4 to make Stewie burp

Press 5 to use ET power

Press 6 to lie to Tom Hanks

Press 7 to insult Tom Hanks

[MrSwaper619]

Why does that make sense all of the sudden????? o.o

[evhsMIF]

Press 7 to not get aids

[konnii1]

i dont get it

[MasterOfMonopoly]

809 people don't want to get aids

[red12344321t]

i dont wanna get aids!

[Soulsoother654]

rofl

[WinnerNeedsCookiezzz]

@Ryakki the a.k.a was a mistake i think :/ he said people on youtube and later said also known as rynofizzy..... is rynofizzy a people or a person? or the kkk XD

[Counterbrilliance]

Is E.T supposed to represent Denzel Washington! lol wow.....

[VulcanofWar]

He's an Alien how do we know that Aids could be a disease to him?

[noobul]

@VulcanofWar ... nevermind

[Fly2Azeroth]

@VulcanofWar fuck a alien and see :)

[kanukster]

I love it when people on YouTube criticize others for grammatical mistakes, then make one while they criticize others... (a.k.a. swimboi95)

[Ryakki]

@kanukster

He made no major violations, and you're/your is far worse than a simple grammatical mistake, they don't mean remotely the same thing, it totally destroys the validity of the entire sentence.

[swimboi95]

I hate when people on Youtube use the wrong kind of "you're" when talking to other people... (a.k.a. rynofizzy)

[TheHeroworship]

This made me think that if aliens use a probe on an aids patient then the entire universe might get aids so thank you tom hanks THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR DOOMING THE UNIVERSE!!

[darkhope2]

THATS FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!

[matrixfan127]

And I mean logged out and logged back in... God typos suck....

[matrixfan127]

I mean it WASN'T paused.... God how I hate typos....

[matrixfan127]

??? I can't watch this, I click on it, and it wouldn't play and it was paused or anything... I even logged in and logged back out and had the same problem....

[DTOWNRW16]

i dont get it and im from philly

[JRC3034]

@DTOWNRW16 no, he's talking about "Philadelphia", the movie. lol 

[buckbumble]

@DTOWNRW16 'Philadelphia' is a film in which Tom Hanks gets AIDS.

[TheReinaldomartinez]

@DTOWNRW16 stupid....are people in ´´philly ´´ stupid as canadians?

[DTOWNRW16]

@TheReinaldomartinez im sorry i never saw the movie. But apparently in your mind not seeing a movie means someone isnt intelligent. Nice logic there. Sure your not from canada?

[TheReinaldomartinez]

@DTOWNRW16 no im saying ur not intelligent

[jacksonmyers2001]

Press 7

[Michael1Jackson11]

haha so funny

[moviesperson100001]

0 people don't wanna get aids

[Machineguncody]

wonder how they come up with this shit lol

[henryzetabluewolf]

@Machineguncody manityes

[kingdev97]

thiss is sooo funny im suprised this dosent have as much views as it shoud! lmao seriouslyy

[Zyenu]

Very very funny, seriously

[Membrane556]

I almost sprayed tea on my monitor watching this.

[JOKBO1]

@Membrane556 You should know that u can't drink anything while watching Family Guy.

[levizackandowlyn]

omfg i olmost pissed my self

[rynofizzy]

Your Both gay!! Hahaha -_-

[SnIcKeRs8642]

hahahaha im first!!!!! lolz!!!!!