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  • "Help the elderly and the disabled"? Look right behind you!

  • he just though sadams nukes were in his pocket, but it was just lint...

  • LoLZ a

  • Actually, we DO have the right to criticize any government official... We live in America buddy, not Nazi Germany.

  • Text messages are the modern equivalent of Newspeak!

  • doubleplus accurate

  • The purpose of Newspeak was not only to provide a medium of expression

    for the world-view and mental habits proper to the devotees of Ingsoc,

    but to make all other modes of thought impossible.

  • cheney was looking for a clue. Still hasn't found it yet.

  • CHENEY: "Pacemaker, don't fail-me-now! not before 300,000,000 americans and a room of democrats."

    Pelogosie over him pounding his chest like a linebacker..

    hoping his ribs puncture his heart.. blood out his mouth.. bush over her

    bush: "oh god, you killed Kheney.. you bastard!"

  • Wish the fucking thing really would fail on him -_- He's a piece of shit

  • he wasn't texting...he was choking his tiny chicken....it was hard to see it...but he was just so happing hearing Bush Babbling Bull that he had to knock one out..

  • sending a text message to go ahead with another staged terror attack to get the war going in Iran...

  • that was no text message...he let out a wet fart. i hate it when that happens. you think it's going to be ok, but it's not. and then it's too late.

  • lol

  • looks like somebody's buying some more halliburton stock

  • So when the president calls for an escalation in Iraq, remember the price tag that he won't mention -- in the lives and limbs of young men and women, in children without nutrition and health care, the elderly without food and heating aid, and security in our own neighborhoods. We are a wealthy nation, but we cannot squander what economists estimate may total up to $2 trillion on a misbegotten war abroad without paying the price here at home

  • He's the 2nd most powerful man in the world. Has a LOT more on his plate than the rest of us. Did you see Pelosi chewing her cud all night? What was that about?

  • no wonder your at war over oil

  • fuck all you liberals reading this!

  • maybe he reached not for his cell phone but for some lubricant.

  • thank you for posting the video. which lefty paid you to do this and how much did u get?

  • George W Bush is a great president. as the commander in chief, all he wish is for another 9/11 to not happen again, and all we do, is criticize him.

  • He's text messaging his hunting buddies to go shoot Quail.

  • Dan Quayle.

  • For the cost of every 1½ months in Iraq -- about $15 billion -- we could provide health insurance for one year for 9 million children who now go without. Children who go without adequate health care when they are young find it more difficult to learn, and are more likely to develop chronic illnesses. We are not only stealing from their promise, we are adding to our own future health care bills.

  • The deep Medicaid cuts put forth by George Bush are equal to the cost of providing health coverage of 1.8 million children, or 345,000 senior citizens.

    The following facts are to help you understand the Medicaid debate.

    How important is Medicaid to US citizens? Medicaid is the only health insurance held by 50 million low-income Americans

    Medicaid pays for more than one-third of all births in the US

  • About your "Deep cuts" it's 60 billion, or about 2 percent from the program over the next decade. The administration would reinvest 15 billion of that in other health care initiatives such as the State Children's Health Insurance Program. Lookup intergovernmental transfer payment, or IGT educate yourself. Did I mention illegal's get Medicaid at 2.5 billion a year. And he's cutting 60 Billion over 10 years.

    "No more BS please"

  • At the price of 12 hours in Iraq, the president's budget cuts off food packages for 400,000 elderly poor people from the supplemental food program.

  • For the cost of 2½ days in Iraq, we could help 463,000 low-income students attend college, by paying to reverse the Perkins Loan program reductions in Bush's FY '07 budget. Thirteen days would enable us to reverse the cuts in funding for over 40 education programs, ranging from support for drug-free schools, to federal support for technology centers.

  • OK Jack Murtha.

  • no, i believe he typed: make sure fucking americans can spell undo and speech correctly

  • haha

  • now fucking almost 8 years later after the fucker destroy medic aid

  • he typed: "note to self - go on CNN tomorrow and undue this whole speach."

  • darth sidious and his speaking bitch-monkey

  • he's loading the gun....

  • y dus it evn matter?

  • nah he was jerkin off =P

  • @ SOTU shoot u L8r

  • He just recieved his kinky text message from his intern Bill Clinton.

  • "Whooops what's this? ha, right my Geisha balls."

  • allah gives us jobs for the army, navy, air force and muslims favorite marines.

  • I think Cheney just farted and then passed out for a few seconds.

  • look at those terrorist such little fuckers killin americans then blamin middle easterns...tsktsk ppl that believe in allah wouldnt do such things.fuck bush

  • fuck bush, fuck cheney. they wont get away with 9/11

  • Dick Cheney is a great man! You are posting copyrighted material and you are REPORTED! You should be ashamed of posting this for others to write disparaging comments about our vice-president. I am monitoring all comments and disgusting comments will be REPORTED! to Homeland Security!

  • yeahhhh report this terrorist!!!

  • Edna,

    The vice president is a liar. He is a danger to our national security, and you are funny as hell. Please report me.

  • Guess what, buddy. Freedom of Speech dosen't just protect what you want to hear, it also pretects what you don't want to hear! So climb down off your cross, use the wood to build a bridge and get over it!

  • kiss my ass. what about reporting that. bush and the fat ass you call vicepresident will be judge by history as failures

  • FUCK YOU and Homeland Security!

  • He's probably plotting the next "terrorist" attack.

  • Your all wrong he was asking his mama To see if they could get Mcdonalds.

  • he farted, then dozed off

  • wow thats not funny at all

  • Its Satan, he was texting Cheney with further instructions about more terrorist attacks on his own citizens.

  • lol

  • Dick Cheney's Halliburton stock is in a blind trust that he or his wife can't touch.

    All the profits go to three charities.

    "40% will go to the University of Wyoming (Cheney's home state), 40% will go to George Washington University's medical faculty to be used for tax-exempt charitable purposes, and 20% will go to Capital Partners for Education , a charity that provides financial aid for low-income students in Washington, DC to attend private and religious schools."

  • Look again....He farted. He leans to the side to cut one loose. Then bends his head down to smell it. Its obvious...watch it again and tell me Im wrong.

  • hahahah...

  • Wrong he's programming the Bush Controler 3000. An upgraded version of the one used during the Bush-Kerry debates. Big advantage is it no longer needs the box attached to Bush's back as they placed it in the void of Bush's head... :)

  • Must've been inviting Ted Haggart to come Christen his daughter's upcoming childbirth.

  • no doubt he's texting expletives like "f*ck you" or other expletives like "the iraq war is definetely worth sticking out".

  • lol... <insert joke about him having fun with himself under the table here>.

  • I don't know what he was doing, but I am pretty sure he doesn't know how to text message.

  • hahah i bet he was cybering with laura bush :P

  • 5318008

  • He's texting Haliburton of course!!!!

  • he's probably voting for the american idol show

  • chenney message was "nuke china....approved'

    or "wuzzzzzzzzzzzzzzza"

  • he obviously picked his ass then looked at it. duh guys, come on.

  • someone look at my vids plz

  • umm.they're not entertaining

  • his dumbass was probably just staring at the floor.

  • fuck you

  • its prolly a DS haha

  • he looks like cheney

  • Everyone knows he was watching American Idol highlights on Vcast.

  • lol so that was wut mcain was doing

  • w.e

  • hello your a F*cking spammer

  • Cheney is an idiot

  • Now there's a good rote retort.

  • Cheney's message: "God why do I have to sit beside that left wing bitch Nancy Pelosi?"

  • hes probably texting 14 year old boys...damn you foley

  • Nope. He's playing a hunting game for PSP.

  • lol he is hunting other people on that game

  • NO! IT'S A PSP!!!! or a DS... prolly a PSP tho.

  • text reads: hey nancy, look under the desk;}

  • text reads: Hey Nancy, look under the desk;]

  • HAHA

  • what da hell are all you dweebs yabbing on about?

  • mr. cheney and mrs. cheney - the straight couple who created a gay daughter... and the future grandparents of a granddaughter who will have none of the rights of a child born to a straight couple. you fucking straights - taking your fucking rights for granted. but thank goodness for you - cause you make gay people.

  • text: "yes, he still hates gays - love dad"

  • probably sending a message telling someone we need to reach into our back pockets to get more troops into iraq

  • Cheney's Text Message to Scooter Libby read "U Free 2nite? Grl Beside me has big bonkers. Wait. A GRL IS BESIDE ME? My heart moniter jst gave out. Big Man down below is talking. Yada Yada Global Warming Blah Blah."

  • global warming is here guys. it was december. noone on my college campus needed a sweater. now its the end of january, and its freezing cold with snow coming in tonight. just for information. IT never snows here in january, it hasnt even fucking snowed here is 5 years. obviously we need a cause to this mess. i think it might be global warming. which means that winters come late and are even colder. and that summers come late and summers are hotter.

  • wow FYI thanks

  • wtf we had a wierd fuckin season and thats global warming? ok whatever man

  • bush is a bitch ass motha fuka he should have neva been pres. from the begning he a coak suker and is gettin our pple killed and ps. watch the movie loose change u can find it on google make sure its not part 2 or the edited one but its 58min. but bush is a DICKHEAD

  • You are real brite

  • did you expect wisdom from someone named pussylikers101?

  • Pussylikers101 has a very valid point.

  • the failure thing in google doesn't work anymore... it takes me to this other site instead of bush..

  • You think of all times to turn your shit off that would be one. The total lack of respect shown towards Shrub kind of shows you who is really the president.

  • Either he is...

    A. Calculating when he needs to sacrifice another child to satisfy the demon that keeps his heart beating.

    B. Going through in his head all the action and movement he needs to make in order to appear human on camera.

  • "heh heh,er um,i'm the decider by god,heh heh,er uh,must stay the course,er heh heh,rummy will stay as sec def,er you'll see heh heh,dick(cheney)didn't shoot him on purpose,er uh,fool me once er um,fool me again,cause i'm still a fool,bin laden?hell i don't know where he's at,er ah,i don't think about him much heh heh,it undermines the troops heh heh"

  • To me it looks like he farts, then gets knocked out by it :p

  • do you have x-ray fucking vision?you cant see his hands you ignorant bastard.

  • Or, maybe he's just listening like he always does. His hands are clearly folded.

  • he's checking the revenues he's gaining every second from Haliberton.

  • BREAKING NEWS! Ropsie O'Donnell doesn't know shit about anything. And by you even posting this it proves you don't know shit either. Dumbass.

  • Rosie O'Donnell is a comedian. She started as one and she is today. Why is everyone on her case like she is a politician? She has every right to make fun of people w/o fear of being sued or treated like a communist.

  • When did I ever say she didn't have a right to not make fun of people? You know what? Justin Timberlake has a right to wear black on stage and not be considered a racist. Koolaid is red, don't say its blue. Liar. And I'm talking about Cherry.

  • They wouldn't be on her case if she acted like a comedian instead of a politician. When you spew ignorant political tirades when you don't know what you're talking about should you expect anything less but public backlash?? Unfortunately free speech covers protection even for those who are ignorant, so Rosie doesn't need to fear being sued--just lower ratings on her show and reduced creditablity.

  • you are right. she co-hosts a womens gab-fest talk show.... what do you expect? women just talk... and TALK and TALK... they can't help it. She's not head of the foreign relations committee. Funny how no one cares or thinks she's not credible, yet that show's ratings have increased and anytime there's a post on here it gets hundreds of thousands of hits.

  • I love how liberals resort to constant namecalling and personal insults. Way to root for America! Keep it up guys, show us who you are.

  • It's funny how you classify 'librals' as constantly namecalling when both parties do it a good amount.

  • it's all this "us vs. them" "red vs. blue" "right vs. left" attitude people have. It's really getting tired. What does "show us who you are" mean? Planning on rounding people up and placing them in concentration camps?

  • not concentration camps, re-education camps.

  • You mean the name calling Liberals like Rush Limbaugh and O'Reilly, how about the whole libelous Fox propaganda team; Those Liberals?

    Conservative politics is a philosophy of hate and I think we need to evolve past those reptile brain ideals.

  • liberals are pussy defeatists. they have no self respect or respect for their people. if liberals were always in charge america would have been conquered long ago or atleast not be such a force. they cannot look into the future and not secure america as a superpower because they are too weak to do what is required. they give into everyone's demands even people who are ILLEGALLY here.

  • I beg your pardon? who have been the two presidents to offer illegals amesty? it was Regan and Bush. You need to do a little research before you spout off, you'll sound less stupid.

  • Huckit says "liberals are pussy defeatists. they have no self respect or respect for their people. if liberals were always in charge america would have been conquered long ago or atleast [sic] not be such a force."

    --Hummm seemed like FDR did ok against Germany and Japan. I suppose their entire game plan was to conquer us because a liberal was in charge.

  • what does liberal mean genius? FYI, it's not a bad thing. your words make no sense... learn:

    lib·er·al Pronunciation (lbr-l, lbrl) adj.

    a. Not limited to or by established, traditional, orthodox, or authoritarian attitudes, views, or dogmas; free from bigotry.

    b. Favoring proposals for reform, open to new ideas for progress, and tolerant of the ideas and behavior of others; broad-minded.

    for the intellectually less fortunate: learn from history, move forward.

  • actually the real meaning of that word died along time ago. its now just a name for a political party/agenda. find a better excuse to sound smart.

  • whatever you say buddy

  • His shopping on ebay for a heart and puppy blood. He is known to drink the blood of little puppies. Evil, evil man.

  • AHAHAHAH look at that smile on his face =D... you know he's saying "healthcare my ass..."

  • fuck dick cheney and fuck bush they both fuckin ediots neways...-1-

  • dude, that should be called "cheney dies" but then pacemaker kicks in!

  • Curse those pacemakers

  • haha! that was sooo obvious

  • You shouldn't post this kind of crap until you can prove something. People like you are the reason why the liberal media starts spreading lies and this country gets so deceived by those lies. Most likely he was looking at the booklet that everyone else was looking at during Bush's speech. Jeez, why don't you actually do something productive for this country instead of posting crap like this.

  • QUICK RUN FOR COVER! This video is going to Destroy AMERICA!!! GODDAM LIBERAL MEDIA!!!!

  • ringlovr should swollow a knife, yeah douchbag fuck you

  • And you love Ringo? Liberal media spreads lies? Umm... are you sure that you have a pulse?

  • people like you people like you people like you BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH! not everything needs to be completely serious... RELAX! you'll live longer. That being said... by the looks of it, he's either texting or soiling his diaper.

  • lib·er·al Pronunciation (lbr-l, lbrl) adj.

    a. Not limited to or by established, traditional, orthodox, or authoritarian attitudes, views, or dogmas; free from bigotry.

    b. Favoring proposals for reform, open to new ideas for progress, and tolerant of the ideas and behavior of others; broad-minded.

    what's the issue?

  • Ahh lies such as... They have WMD... Global warming is a myth...I'm not a nation builder...We're turning the corner on the insurgency...They'll greet us with flowers... mission accomplished? You wingnuts make me laugh.

  • thanks for pointing out the reason why i hate conservative nut jobs, you have no sense of humor and everything you dont like is destroying america or unpatriotic. you and the rest of the bush lovers need to stop being so ignorant and than maybe this country will actually be productive again

  • wow. no sense of humor at all.

  • Probably selling Halliburton stock...

  • lol. thats funny.

  • stupid republicans

  • Bush was talking about what the average American needs, why would Cheney care enough to pay attention?

  • it was a fart and him suffering the smell

  • lol that's funny, but In all fairness Cheney could be doing some calculations on the Amercan buget deficit. Don't believe that, me either: }

  • It says:

    "Boy this DB likes to hear himself talk"

  • All your base are belong to us

    Biatch (said in the crazy black preacher voice: Just type Crazy black preacher in search field to see what I mean)

  • Yo Rovebitch, pls brng a lg sausG <) W xtra anchovies, guns, n a bottL of whsky 2 d oval opis n 40 mins

  • It said: "Kill those Fuckers; I Hate Them:)"

  • I did not see a phone. To me looks more like he farted.

  • silent but deadly....

  • That is so what he is doing! What a dumb ass, he knows that he is in the background the entire speech!

  • What's with the barking moonbat eyes? Check the other videos that show Pelosi and whenever they skip to hogs legs Clinton. I counted how many times Pelosi batted her eyes, 3,478 times, that's 4x what anybody else was doing and the camera wasn't on her the whole time. They looked like robots. More botox and less policy making is the simple soultion.

  • if you counted that many times...you must have ocd..as do i

  • As long as I can continue to make more money than 80% of the population, somwhow I'm not going to have a problem with that. I need to do more drugs so I notice things less and care about them less. Moonbats have flappy eyes, a peek into the soul and mentality or faux coincidence? At the end of the day, WHO WOULD HAVE YOUR BACK AND HELP YOU WHEN YOU ARE DOWN?

  • He downloads gay porn.

  • yep!

  • lol

  • That's not a cell phone...it's either a morphine drip he's pressing about 23 times, or a crude oil/blood converter which supplies his black heart with vital nutrients and petrol.

  • LOL!

  • Gov. Bill Richardson in 08

    The Smart and Logical choice.

  • We just have to wait for an american dad ep about this

  • haha

    see how he was smiling then after he looks at his phone he looks pissed

  • Prolly his wife asked him what he wanted for dinner

  • lol. your too funny.

  • "Can I have a bathroom break?" What's that saying? Like father like son? No.. Like president, like vice president...

  • hes playing snake

  • LOL!!!!

  • He obviously asking his god for devine intervention. Need I say more.

  • He's obviously sending commands to Bush's robot brain.

  • lol nice

  • hehe good one

  • I think he actually sharted and was doing a damage assessment.

  • Must have been their latest approval ratings... SEND THE NEOCONS TO IRAQ

  • just wait for Leno or Letterman...

    you may see the answer! :D

  • Interesting. I guess running the free world (...and secret prisons)keeps him busy.