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  • George Carlin would not have voted at all. He recognized that the politicians are just here to give the illusion of freedom. No president can fix a broken system, especially when they aren't the real owners of the country. Capitalism is the problem, and the corporation owners know that the American people will continue to be fooled into thinking that politicians can help this country.

  • I was up all night watching George's videos. When I woke up this morning, it dawned on me that Mr. Carlin wasn't a comic at all. He was an Educator. And since he had the undeniable talent for making learning fun, you wanted to learn, and you'd PAY for the privilege.  .

  • Note: Most of the medications prescribed for HIV cause the deadly symptoms caused by the virus... smh...

  • Many of the prescription meds given to people actually cause more harm than good, quite often people get hooked on pain killers etc and alcohol of course is the most widely abused drug on the planet...can anyone tell me why tabacco is still legal when all it does is kill you slowly? Because money talks! Chemically compounded substances when used in correct conditions and in moderation have benefits and wow I just noticed those giant boobs so il let you figure the rest out for yourselves!

  • I dont wish to advocate doing any drugs but there was a study in oxford uni in england that concluded the intake of the herbal canabis plant has no ill health effects. In fact studies have shown it decreases pain and increases appetite for cancer sufferers when compaired to conventional medications, id imagine its also good for anxiety and a variety of other ailments. A similar study showed mdma(ectacy) dramatically improves quality of life for parkinsons sufferers, stops their shaking!

  • rip carlin this toke is for you!

  • who gives a fuck.you wanna smoke weed do it. you dont wanna smoke weed dont.nobody gives a fuck about the points you guys try to make.its good its bad.shut the fuck up.your not a true pot smoker if your on here talkin bout how its good.go the fuck on

  • Cannabis is non addictive and does less mental damage then alcohol. SCIENTIFICLY PROVEN!!!

  • @LaMotteSwag

    Yeah but then again, LSD and MDMA and many many many many other drugs do less mental and physical damage than cannabis...

  • @logybear86 Cannabis is a non-addictive drug. Coffee is more addictive than Cannabis. Cannabis is not a physically addicting drug.

  • @goclbert

    Yeah that's what I said really, it's not a physically depandant drug, but it is and can be addictive. Coffee may be more addictive but it isn't nearly as destructive as cannabis can be, so that comparison can't be taken seriously.

    I'm not condemning cannabis, but arguments like "coffee is more addictive" and "only weak people develop problems" are silly.. There's a lot of positive things that cannabis can do but there are also negatives and that's that really.

  • @logybear86

    Sorry it appears you have been misinformed. Caffeine is in fact coffee has far more potential destruction than cannabis, cannabis has not been seriously linked to any negative mental effects, this schizophrenia thing is 100% lies as it claims it is due to increased uptake of dopamine, well alcohol does that more than cannabis and no one talks about that link, any paranoia is due to legal status, does not happen in Holland or Portugal. Caffeine can cause insomnia and depression.

  • @RogerabbitGosu

    Spoken like a true pot-head!

  • @pig567

    Really? That is your rebuttle? At least it proves you have absolutely no leg to stand on. I am not a "pot head" I smoke weed once or twice a fortnight, and only at the weekends, I do not drink alcohol and try to avoid tobacco and caffeine! Don't try and be petty and offend people when you have nothing constructive to say!

  • @RogerabbitGosu

    I'm not here to argue whether coffee or anything else is more addictive and destructive than cannabis. I'm saying it can cause serious damage. Are you telling me it doesn't do any damage because that is bullshit.

    Seriously, why can't people just accept that the stuff can cause damage. Everyone seems to go on a mission to prove this or that does less harm than cannabis. The one and only point I'm making, once again, is... IT CAN CAUSE SERIOUS DAMAGE

  • @logybear86

    What evidence is there to suggest is causes serious damage sorry? There is no link to schizophrenia, there is no link to paranoia in countries where it is legal. It can cause lethargy which could cause ones grades to go down. It can cause damage to the lungs as it is smoked with tobacco, and you are risking nicotine addiction. What is this serious damage? And please send me some information that is not mild correlations

  • Greetings from Croatia! I'm fucking high as shit :)))

  • Ron Paul for president 2012. He knows the truth, he wants it legalized. Take a look at his other policies too, I bet George Carlin would vote for him..

    LEGALIZE FREEDOM

    Ron Paul 2012

    Look it up

  • @DaFleegsta george carlin would hate ron paul just another bullshit politician selling us what we already have

  • @cheesealtar Ron Paul is the one politician NOT doing that.. That's why he's such a big deal for 2012. That and plus he finally actually has a good chance to win.

  • @DaFleegsta if you support ron paul for that reason alone, you're a fool.

  • @generalshrooms I agree, good thing I don't support him for that reason alone.

  • @DaFleegsta Carlin has a skit on what meaningless bullshit it is to vote. Politics is all BS...it's a facade.

    Check it out: /watch?v=xIraCchPDhk

  • @featherweights I don't disagree, but you're implying that it's impossible for an actual decent politician to come around..

    Your skepticism is completely justified.. But do some research on the guy if you haven't already. A chance like this is too rare to pass up imo.

  • @DaFleegsta

    Fuck you, and fuck Ron Paul. Carlin didn't give a shit about the performance put on by politicians of all kinds.

  • @Ragitsu Yeah, cuz each and everyone of them were corrupt fucks.. But here's someone pretty god damn decent.. Why waste the incredibly rare oppurtunity?

  • @DaFleegsta

    Good job sucker: you bought into the PR campaign.

  • @Ragitsu Do YOU even know what you're talking about???

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  • @DaFleegsta

    Almost, except George didn't vote.

  • @DaFleegsta i looked at his policies and id rather live in a socialist country like singapore than go back to the wild wild west with the gold standard

  • @ronjonsurf39 on some real shit i love ron paul as a person...i think he is the most honest poitician period. but his policies are way to retro-active to all the advancements we've made since the civil war

  • @ronjonsurf39 If you want to call corperate-controlled scamming of the people an advancement..

    Even if you dont agree with some of his policies, I really think the country needs to take advantage of an oppurtunity like this, it may be the last.. The corperate machine is about to close the deal with shit like NDAA, PIPA, SOPA, ACTA, etc and RP is the last politician actually on the peoples side..

    I just hope people see the bigger picture.

  • @DaFleegsta Carlin probably wouldn't vote at all tbh. Personally, I like Paul, but even if he did become president, he wouldn't be able to make any big changes against the will of the corporations that really own America.

  • @deadshot1995 Certainly, but it would be a good place to start.

  • @DaFleegsta He's full of shit. The free market can control itself from corporatism? Are you a fucking delusional idiot Dr Paul? Fuck him! And fuck the rest of them.

  • @DaFleegsta obama for emperor.

  • @DaFleegsta I imagine George would have seen Paul for the pro-life creationist cocksucker that he is.

  • @decoyicus I imagine George wouldve seen Paul as truly the only politician in the peoples favor despite his completely understandable pro-lifism and creationism especially since religious views are absolutely irrelevant when his political views are so right on the money and have been for 30 years.

    Youre really ignorant enough to refuse electing a leader that can actually save your country JUST because he's fell victom to the most successfully misleading thing known to man (religion)?

  • @DaFleegsta If I honestly beleived Ron Paul would do even half the things he claims he wants to do I would vote for him however I don't, If he was elected I imagine he would be another Obama i.e. A big fucking let down.

  • @decoyicus So siding with the enemy who can get shit done is better than siding with the ally who cant? Actually your argument would probably be siding with neither is better. I guess you don't realize that although trying will always have a chance of failure, not trying will always garantee failure.

  • @DaFleegsta I don't plan on voting and I'm sure George wouldn't have either he did a whole bit on why voting is bullshit you should check it out you might learn something.

  • @decoyicus Trust me I've seen in. For the most part he's right, but it's obviously more complex than that. The president actually does have some power beleive or not.

  • @DaFleegsta When Carlin was alive he said he stopped voting a long time ago.

  • @DaFleegsta I love ron Paul and George Carlin, but I doubt he'd vote for Paul. Firstly he's said that he doesn't vote. Secondly, he's been on interviews advocating for more government control of consumer choice and corporations, something which Ron Paul is against.

  • Two In the mouth, son. 1:20 it always gets me though a busy day.

  • People are fascists or happy to be ruled by fascists.-

  • My friend has been a smoker for years. He owns his house, had a daughter, nice car and has been working at the same place for 10 years. It should just be legal...PERIOD. Next time you're sitting in traffic look at the cars around you and wonder how many people are hooked on Oxy Contin or some other legal drug.

  • @thegreatbungholio21 Some people are so ignorant...Educate yourself on addiction before saying something so stupid.

  • @buitrami How is what I said ignorant? When my friend has it he smokes it and when he doesn't have it he doesn't smoke it. What is to say about addiction? Their is no such thing as addiction. There are only weak people who wrap themselves up crap so they don't need to deal with whatever life they created for themselves. There is enough information out there to be informed about what is good and bad. That is like getting upset about a chronic smoker getting diagnosed with cancer.

  • @thegreatbungholio21 Ummm yes there is such a thing as addiction... You do know how it works right? If not look it up.

  • I miss that old fuck.

  • @FFCS2009 I assume you meant to direct this at me and failed since my username is astiZm. Think before you call someone illiterate. Once they quit pot they began to really achieve more in life, working, studying and becoming decent human beings that you could trust and rely on. I'm not saying that pot turns everyone evil however it does have some terrible effects on some people

  • I've also known people who started hurting themselves with sharp implements after getting high, because they thought it would be fun. What's your point?

    As Carlin said, drugs change your values, for better or for worse.

  • @whokilledmydoggie You don't gotta lie to kick it homie.

  • @whokilledmydoggie no one high on chronic is ever going to hurt themselves purposefully, and if they do then they are using their own will against themselves. They probably would have hurt themselves anyways.

  • Lolz I'm a coffee freak. XD DAM proud of it too, and it makes you see crap that's happening around you. Without it you're just in a haze of fucked if I notice... I want to sleep.

  • Talking about addictions , .... driving ( a car ) ?

    The gasstation as a dealer .

  • whaddya all want!? equations? yeah like ignorance - stupidity = iq?! who the fuck cares...

  • shit,are people REALLY getting mixed up if this is Hicks??? Wake up! Hicks was also a genius, but shit are these people for real?? i thought only people with brains looked up George Carlin?Rest in peace both blokes...and in the words (kinda)of Bill Hicks...lets hunt and kill dane cook.

  • george carlin fuckfaces (:

  • You guys are definently stupid.. This is obviously George Carlin.

  • This is George Carlin - NOT bill hicks. Silly people

  • Yeah this is Bill Hicks not George Carlin

    

  • @dablaine ...smh

  • @TheDJIdris Dablaine is actually right... This is Bill Hicks, not George Carlin. Watch a video of George Carlin, then of Bill Hicks, then listn to the voice in this clip. It's definately Bill Hicks.

  • @ind0ctr1n3 This is a bit from George Carlin's earlier career. How do you even confuse Bill Hicks voice, as well as sense of humor, with George Carlin? They tackled some of the same subjects, were dark, but thats where the comparisons end. George Carlin tackled semantics, politics, the pedestrian matters, and matters of the universe intellectually. Bill Hicks voiced his opinions from the heart. Plus, if you need it, I can cite the CD this bit is on.

  • love how he says 'drug's near the beginning - apt

  • The part he says about diet pills being like speed reminded me of this: My grandmother had problems with depression & was on these pills for awhile that gave her the same symptoms speed would have... my grandpa called them her "talking pills" because she would just talk & talk & couldn't sit still... we were kind of glad when she changed to some different ones, LOL. R.I.P. to my "Mama Pat".

  • I think I like george carlin alot more when he was younger.

  • Birth Control is just another way of the government controlling the population, we havent gone far beyond the 300 mil mark, we've sort of flatlined. coincidence? country is big enough to support more life, but is our economy able to support more? doesnt seem like we have had as big of a generation as the baby boomers. those fuckers are running the country now, and we're still waiting on them to die, and start fixing all the shit they've put us, there country and the world, through.

    RIP George

  • @FuceRocks92 You're a fucking idiot. Birth control is another way of contraception. Or are condoms, sponges, or spermicidal lube ALSO ways that the government is trying to control the population. Of all the anti government revelations I have heard, yours has got to be the stupidest and least thought threw.

    Generations will fluxuate in size over the years. You are an idiot and you think you know what you are talking about but take an economics class first. Then you can bullshit on the internet

  • @aogoremaster through**

  • My girlfriend loves Orafix!

    I do too! :DD

    ......wait.....

  • EMBRYNO xD

    I fucking miss george carlin...

  • Almost 40 years later and birth control are still by prescription only. One of very very few things George Carlin was wrong about....

  • His statement was open-ended. "one day" they'll be off prescription, he said. This means that, technically, they could come off prescription a million years from now and he'd be "correct", and indeed the only way he'd be "incorrect" would be if birth control pills fell out of use entirely and never got a chance to come off prescription. Of course, he probably did think they'd be off prescription by now, but he still, to this day, was not "wrong" in what he said. He's too awesome to be wrong. XD.

  • @darkridr25 Incorrect. The coat hanger isn't ^.^

  • @Lokim23 LOL good comeback, but be careful if you practice what you preach -- you could wind up in prison if the lady you "prescribe" that coat hanger to is at all against your method of abortion.... ;)

  • cosmetics.....sundries.....DRU­GS!!!!

  • Thanks. GC is/was a genius. Drug store.

  • Oh you are a good sport =p

  • LMAO!!!!!!!

  • 5 people are about as sharp as a fucking bowl ball. head like a god damn blimp and needs constipation meds about as much as a lifetime of people watching FULL HOUSE. I bet you anything that if you were to encounter one of the fuckers the first thing they will ask you is. " eee...he was askin' for it" response " yeaaaaH? ( PUNCH HIM IN THE NOSE) " WELL NOW YA GOT IT PUTZ!

  • @chronofusion bowl ball? I would of just went with ball. lol

  • @Revolution2pointO i mean bowling ball...you got the point jees.

  • what set is this from m8?

  • Listen, may I have an Ora-Fix?

    Not without a note. Hell, no.

  • Amazing how much George Carlin in his early years sounded like Lenny Bruce.

  • Pots illegal and yet energy drinks gave me tinnitus and fucked up my health...

  • @Dude11191 the world is dumb

  • @swittzman 110% true and accurate in all ways possible.

  • @Dude11191 tell me about it. im canadian. our government is fucking everything

  • @swittzman Im american haha,I hate this country.Well,I dont neccisarily hate it.But our goverments problem handeling skills are not good.

  • @Dude11191 ya everythings going to shit now

  • @swittzman Japan,middle east,economic problems.Some how I think mankinds pinned this all on themselves.

  • @Dude11191 yeah i can see that... i think everyone can but there to busy wondering what the NEW IPOD PRODUCT is gunna be to care

  • @swittzman Exacily.Nobody gives a damn about anything anymore really.My street is always filled with a bunch of skaters who yell at cars when they drive by.The world is indeed dumb.

  • 'late at night I read them'

  • you dont need prescription for birth control now.. he is right

  • yeah it does sound like jim eh

  • a scary call if your fertile at all LMAO.

  • His "calm" voice sounds kind of like Jim Morrison's ...

  • @JJFrancio6314 I was thinking the same thing =P

  • @crzy09rocker um... it's Carlin. Hicks and Carlin are both fantastic comedians, but apparently you can't tell them apart.

  • fuck these dislikes

  • this is Bill Hicks not George Carlin- They are both great

  • @crzy09rocker its definitely george carlin

    

  • @crzy09rocker carlin not hicks you dumbass! seriously wake up

  • @crzy09rocker Do you have voice recognition skills?

  • Inconcievable xD haha.

  • baby maybe! LOL

  • i see there is no description available, i instantly thought, no prescription available

  • @dlokmir Nice one!

  • "Late at night I read them."

  • hes so damn smart imagine the people he has argued with lol

  • I love the way how earlier in his career he sounds more like Lenny Bruce and Mort Sahl.

  • Im laughing but the hypocrisy makes me so angry!

  • LMMFAO

  • Truths I love it!

  • Cant stand coffee

  • 3 people used baby maybe and got pregnant

  • @rustomcrazy Wrong answer, asshole. Eat some poop and shut the fuck up.

  • @TylerDurdenMakesSoap "Choked" does not mean you suffocated till death. You can momentarily choke on a bagel. Cough it up, then type a comment on YouTube no matter how useless.

  • The pharmaceutical obsession has become notably worse.  I read an article which stated that 120 million (give or take) Americans now take some type of Anti-Depressants. Yeeeettttt Marijuana is STILL illegal.

    What a crock of shit. It's over for this nation. Finished. The stranglehold the powers that be have on us will only become tighter and tighter until the economy collapses and by then the evil scumfucks'll be in Belize smoking expensive cigars at the beach.

  • @jeffbrak Because if Marijuana was legal, no one would be taking anti-depressants.

  • @jkfp2004 I see your point but i dont think you understand jeffbrak's point

  • @jkfp2004 marijuana should be. and im not on drugs

  • @jkfp2004

    Weed can cause cronic anxiety which leads to Antidepressant use. Weed isn't all bad though!

  • @jkfp2004 not everyone agrees with dope either mentally, physically or both. You can only comment in a personal capacity.

  • @jkfp2004 Sure they would, marijuana can turn people into demotivated, depressed shells of people. So sure legalise it but it's hardly gonna make the world a better place

  • @astiZm That's bullshit, but it doesn't matter what it does, it should still be legal.

  • @RhiehnD No it's not. I've had too many friends and boyfriends go through it for it to be bullshit it has pretty much everything to do with them smoking too much weed. They turn into lazy shit cunts who do nothing unless they wanna score

  • @astiZm you know its funny that you say that. cause iv met a lawyer who's smoked for over 25 years. so based on what you said how can you be a lawyer and be a lazy cunt. doesnt make sense to me :)

  • @cavs608 The key word here was in my first comment and that was CAN! WE're not talking every single person in the world here ofc there can be functioning pot addicts just like there are functioning alcoholics. Doesn't make it a good thing and it doesn't mean that everyone who smokes pot can function

  • @astiZm Thats becauset he people who cant function on pot dont use it in the right way. that gives no right for anyone to sit there and tell me i cant smoke pot when it literally saved my life. i used to slice my arms up all the time. i was so depressed i tryed to kill myself. and nothing ever helped teach me that life is just life and just to be happy dont give a fuck about stupid negative shit. just because a dumbass gives something a bad name doesnt give anyone the right to say i cant use it

  • @cavs608 I also never said they shouldn't legalise it I just don't think it will have a majorly beneficial effect on society or that everyone should smoke it. Personal experience of pot was that it just made me chill as fuck but then I started developing schizophrenia from it so no it's not always dumbasses who get hurt by pot.

  • @astiZm yes and that was YOUR bodys reaction to that not mine. i havent had one slightly negative effect during or after i use pot in the past 3 years iv used it every other day. and it wasnt the pot causing you to have schizo because if you look at the molecular structure of the cannabinoid anandamide in your body is 95% identical to thc. and thc fits in like a key on the receptor that they both go to. so it makes no sense cause then everyone would get schizo from anandamide already in you.

  • @jkfp2004 Marijuana causes depression in some people. Like my suicidal friend. He's depressed so he smokes weed but weed only makes you more depressed. Some people are addicted to marijuana like people are addicted crack. Believe it...

  • @buitrami no.

    

  • @buitrami

    nope, some people are addicted to marijuana like they're addicted to chocolate or milk shake. It's psychological.

    Cannabis is the least harmful drug. A lot less dangerous than tobacco or alcohol. It's been scientificaly proven for several decades.

    Before spreading bullshit try to know what you're talking about.

  • @latronpe

    It's still an addictive drug that can cause serious psychological damage.. It might not be a physically dependant drug, but it can still cause damage if you use it too often or for too long.

    Any drug will fuck you up if you let it.. some drugs don't leave your body much of a choice, but that doesn't mean the others are harmless, the effects can be even more devastating.. Different people react in different ways, you just never know.

  • @logybear86 I do believe that property applies to all drugs, legal, or illegal.

  • @logybear86

    No, cannabis by itself doesn't cause psychological damage to normal people.

    Psychologicaly weak people may develop some trouble with cannabis but those troubles were there before.

    I'm tired of these people who come and say "I'm addicted to cannabis". No you're not. You're just too weak to control yourself and thought smoking cannabis was like eating candys. It's not. It's up to you to understand that and find a proper place for cannabis in your life.

  • @latronpe

    Haha.. normal people? It's quite difficult to define what is normal in a person but I'm pretty sure it has nothing to do with how well they can handle a few dubies, long-term. The point is cannabis, on its own CAN cause psychological damage to people.. some people can be very strong-minded in general and yet they can still suffer the damage.

    I understand you're giving a pro-cannabis view here but you're pretty much negating the effects the stuff CAN have on people.

  • @buitrami cheeseburgers are also addictive according to what your sayin about marijuana. too much tv is addictived, spreading bullshit through youtube about a topic you have no research to prove your answers is addictive.

  • @buitrami Um no youve clearly never met a crack head and it pisses me off that your piece of shit friend is making stupid white people like you think marijuana is like crack tell your friend to cut his wrists and quit fuckin bothering you,

  • @jkfp2004

    That's so untrue and I smoke the stuff. It worsens or even causes depression for some people.. Marijuana can open your mind somewhat, but it opens your mind to the bad stuff too.

  • @jeffbrak well said Bro i myself had a problem whith depresion at one point and even had a knife to my wrist MY OWN WRIST i had one joint (thaught what can it hurt im about to kill myself anyways) 5 minutes later i was laughing my ass off about the fact that i thought i was gonna take my own life LAUGHING!!!!!! Ive Had no Problems Since, And they still say the only reason people smoke is is to party and get HIGH. Well Maby Some People Should Get High!!!! u ever contemplate that?

  • @oisaba1 I don't see any point to taking ones own life no matter how shitty it is but I do agree with you. Weed is one of the most potent medicines available...in the world.

  • @oisaba1 im high right now :) and just to do it

  • @oisaba1 Well said. Alcohol is really bad for me (then the people around me suffer), but I could smoke pot til it's coming out my ears & not cause anyone any grief whatsoever.

  • @oisaba1 So how much of that story is bullshit? All of it? 70%?

  • @oisaba1 /watch?v=qZqYV9KKOZQ just watch this...

  • @oisaba1 I have not had that reaction at all. I have had one failed suicide attempt and weed doesn't help me at all. You're lucky man.

  • @VetinariClone try shrooms or lsd

  • @oisaba1 you shouldnt smoke weed then.you should get behavioral treatment

  • @TylerDurdenMakesSoap dumbass he wuz choking on a bagel, so he can say he choked on a bagel, it's like if i'm choking on something right now, and don't necessarily die, so past tense I choked on a bagel, duhmass!!!

    Check

  • Not one of his best performances.

  • pharmacist... hahaha why do they take so long just to fill up anyway?

  • @zionstatus; they have to make the pills.