Pirates

[4Ciaiy]

Where is the BEER?

[padude64]

Hey long bearded clam! Nobody in the world would hve sex with you and your crab infested beard you fugly basttard you!

[GodBlessHyperBeam]

@padude64 UN BLOCK ME YOU FREEDOME OF SPEECH SUPRESSOR

[padude64]

@GodBlessHyperBeam I did not block you before but I am blocking you now!

[IamXglitchers]

hes turned the high seas into resident evil 5

[devenci]

Ha ha ha pirates go on water and terroist goes on sand. Ha ha ha.

[sasquuatch55]

How was the Bass Fishin'?

[ethanhuntersmith]

Oh yeah, then what about you grammar?

And all the inventions that Americans made? You are wrong.

[WildBill707]

Try to buy a gun to protect yourself in your shithead country. Criminals just knock on your door. Stupid fuckin slave. Shut your hole.

[smonk76]

love your guy's videos

[acgillespie]

I Hope the Us Navy rounds up all thease

jigaboo's and Load them In C-130s fly them to the middle of the Ocean & Then make them Walk The Plank from 40,000 ft

End of Problem

[WestVfan]

Nice haha

[steelgear]

Expensive but cool.

[NickAden13]

Hell the pirates are pretty much getting them selves caught. One group ran up on a French Naval Ship and thought it was a yacht or merchant ship I can't remember.

[LAC7LAC]

Good idea!! ,, same for the terrorists at Guatomano, they wont have to worry about where to put them.

[ontheair323]

Bush, protected the country.. Obama will totally break us. In fact, its funny, this moron threw himself under the bus in a recent speech. I would stand by ANY bush, long before Barrack ANTICHRIST Obama. Hes one Human being who is nothing but total evil

[stjimy]

yeah so well send u army to the ocean dummy!!!

[judge2020]

"terrorists go on sand and pirates go on water"LMAO. Boy you can't sneak anything by Jackie can you?...........lol

[LAURIE1160]

That's funny !!!! dam idiot's

[Licmycat]

Ur always too funny....~!

[oxxjoshyboyxxo]

black hawk down AWESOME

[Aphidboy]

Well, if she swore she was 18 that's good enough for me! And people ought not be leaving good beer in coolers out on their docks. That's like saying, "Over here, Pirates! Come and get it!" Unguarded beer is free beer is my motto!

And besides, terrorists just travel on sand. Everybody knows that. Pirates travel on beer.

[kd5gua]

Isn't it rum?

[Jamoe1977]

XD "You want your approval ratings to go up, get a dog and kill somebody."

[easyrider4life]

Humans are really a species, and there are at least 3 very distinct races in that species.

[Tahlorn]

Wow.... not certain which is more appalling. Your poor typing and grammar, your inability to see the humor/satire they are doing, that you think we shouldn't talk against a president (I bashed Bush a lot), or that it is easy for people not to see that other people are other races.

[KaesoBrutus]

So I took it you stood by Bush to the end then?

[colinalcluster]

i dont agree with obama but he did do the right thing with the pirates.....kill em!

[Darverses]

Obama didn't do anything, it was the commander of the navy ship who disregarded Obama's orders to NOT kill them that saved the crew and captain.

[herlequinstar]

"Terrorists go on land, pirates go on water!"

Loving this! LOL

[colinalcluster]

"Terrorists go on sand"

[outlawscribe]

Takes one to know one, Ass Spelunker!

[SandmanOpiate]

I can imagine that the pirates might be a little less pissed off, if say, the radioactive dumping and overfishing stopped.

I can't imagine anyone stopping the dumping or overfishing.

Somalia has been truly and completely f*cked for quite some time now, and Hillary threatening retaliation like some f*cking neocon....

I guess the radiation has to go somewhere. At least they have the mob run the boats.

[WhyAreYouSuperGay]

that was hilarious!!

[Curiousviewer22]

Are you serious? The object was to not get the captain killed. Our government - Navy and FBI negotiators -- did good job. To blame anyone for not being able to save the captain when he tried to swim away is ridiculous when you don't know the facts -- the distances, the odds.

[redneckstaggs1988]

Obama had to consult lawyers before we were able to save the captains, a fellow American, life.

[jstrunck]

Why Dunlap! I am simply appalled at your conduct! You sir, are no more than a booze pirate! Come to think of it, I am too!

Anyways, Be Cool!

[sunflowergrl1968]

GREAT AS ALWAYS

[kamajiboy]

Why does Obama want to kill pirates - why is obama turning into a war monger who likes to shoot people.

i thought obama liked peace yet here is obama killing people

[61pickgun]

...and he's killing black juveniles who are oppressed and unemployed. I mean don't they qualify for bailouts or foodstamps?

After all they are just poor misunderstood children....with AK47's.

[greenmean1]

Maybe you'd share monthly allotment of food stamps with those misunderstood youth, ya think?

[61pickgun]

Share my foodstamps? Nigga please...let those niggas get their own goddamn foodstamps. I needs me some crack and a white girl - and reparations...don't forget the reparations. I gots to get my Merecedes reparated 'fo I can get me a white woman.

[redneckstaggs1988]

Maybe Obama'll figure out that we CANNOT peacefully negotiate with people who want to kill us.

[AltairKamahl]

well they aren't really targeting US ships. just every bloody one that passes and has anything of value on it. you know i was expecting the US to hit first not the damn French XD

[YawnGod]

Very funny video.

[Ivansvideocollection]

5 more stars!!!

[Lightchannel]

Obama you can stop

War & steal oil in Iraq and Afghanistan and the killing of innocent people and children there

[GeekQueenofDesire]

You had me at "jolly roger".

[CrocodileAvoider]

Obama - you can stop this pirate business. Just get in the Presidential Rowboat and row, row, row your boat right up to the pirates, and apologize for our misunderstanding of their murdering, kidnapping, and looting. Remember big "O," Merrily, Merrily, Merrily, Merrily, life is but a dream.

[EricMetalGuitarist]

Good work guys. Another fucking funny video.

[conspiracy777]

Terrorists are now called criminals .... terrorists are those right wing radicals that think we're being taxed too much, government is spending too much, and that the constitution is being ripped to shreds.

[FangnclawWasHereX]

I just like Jack.

[JarheadCowboy8511]

I know, Dunlap pisses me off alot.

[FangnclawWasHereX]

Er what?? I didn't say I hated anyone. I said I liked Jack. Oh I see now. I didn't even realize these redneck's names were Dunlap & Jack. I meant Jack Sparrow. (Pirates Of The Caribbian?) LOL Sorry about not being specific. =P I was joking about the pirates thing. I like both these guys alright. They're probably nice in person if u r.

[JarheadCowboy8511]

oh, my mistake. Misunderstood....

[andythefork]

Jackie

[babner]

Very Funny.

[nilbud]

That was an excellent gargle of exasperation

[qamarnahaar]

No, terrorist go on sand , pirates go on water. Weren't you paying attention?

[azjeff1971]

They were not just pirates, but also Muslim terrorists.

[dickravis]

'...always tryin' to rape oliveoyle.'

hehehe.

cartoons used to be sooooooo goooooood.

[Elk4758]

lol

[momoxoxo22]

'Terrorists' have a political agenda but 'pirates' don't.

[Omexoplex]

Think about where all the money goes...

[momoxoxo22]

Where does it go?

[Omexoplex]

To fund their friendly neighborhood gorilla force and coup of course...

[momoxoxo22]

Ha ha ha! That's funny ~ "friendly neighborhood gorilla force"

[smartblonde07]

It's spelled guerilla...just so ya know.

[Omexoplex]

Why thank you professor smartblonde.......:P

[smartblonde07]

You're very welcome. Just thought you ought to know, because the two possibilities implied by your comment would have been either you are ignorant or racist, so I thought I would give you the benefit of the doubt and take the nicer route. Now I just feel sorry for you.  Racism is ironically an entirely different type of ignorance, but this is getting into an entirely different debate. Hope you can find a comfortable spike to sit on in hell. Ta-ta.

[Omexoplex]

I like you...but the implications of my statement professor "smart" was that of a political nature referring to direction of funding of said pirate activity...I suppose I hit a nerve...Racist?- all one can do is deprogram right? Ignorant?- all one can do is deprogram right? .....a "spike in hell?" carefull...LuvU

[BHuskie11B]

Glad to see the tornado didn't get ya

[ClockFaceOrange]

Just as long as you stay away from Percy Priest, you can do whatever

[Serafinos]

Tims Ford Lake -- near Tullahoma.

BTDT -- nice place.

[muiere2]

has anyone ever wonder why they became pirates??? Hmmm. do some research

[AltairKamahl]

they had really high paying jobs and they just wanted some fun in their life's. you dumb fuck. the country is in the shitter, no food, no jobs, they got no skills or brains, but they got tons of AK-47 and they are trigger fucking happy. and everyday a ship loaded with valuable shit passes by the coast.

[slingersring]

Jolly Roger? O. K. whatever you say.

[DazmoTube]

. . .

ARGH!!!

[tburke64]

Did they ever address for one minute that this pracy would stop if they started paying these folks the tariffs for using their seaports, or stopped starving their population. Nope, darn near never comes up, do it?

[FreedomsPatriot]

Go on down there and cut them a check!

[Curiousviewer22]

You're joking right? The only seaport of significance in Somalia is Mogudishi, and that would be used to bring aid to the country if it were safe to do so. Who is starving the population? Its the warlords who are keeping the country in chaos for their own selfish gain. The piracy won't stop until the risk clearly outweighs the posibility of reward. Like sharks sensing blood, greedy wall street types smelling money, and so on.

[tburke64]

Sounds alot like where America is heading. The people are staving and have no other recourse. That is not piracy.

[DJLodose]

These ships sail past those ports. They were sending food to Africa. How in hell is that starving ?

[facelikedog]

Good idea. Who's in charge. Who ya gonna pay?

[FreedomsPatriot]

Time to kick some ass on the high seas!

[Pimpmastahanhduece]

YES! Battleship any1?

[FreedomsPatriot]

Damn Straight, a job for theUSS Missouri and her 16" guns would stop it all fast!

[BrianWallChess]

I lose it just reading the titles

[TheAnthemsOfTime]

Thanks for the shout out to Franklin County too! You fellers are real classy! Holler next time you're on Tims Ford! I know some choice docks to hit up! lol.

[TheAnthemsOfTime]

Always trying to rape Olive Oil.... Jackie knows the truth about Bluto....

[CirqueDuCloud]

Hahaha. Its so funny when Dunlap gets too close to Jackie and he freaks out. XD

[StephStance]

I love y'all

[yarber63]

great vid guys liked it so much i had to watch it 2 times!!! while lma0

[waynefoolx]

penis

[Code9Pickle]

They're so good aren't they? lol nice vid guys keep it up!

[AwesomeAJ18]

I laughed my ass off about Bluto raping Olive Oyl

[ZayLong]

now that you think about it yeah, he tries to rape her every damn episode!

[jacksonsw]

that was good!!!

[TTT256]

Resident Evil 5 lmfao

[ILoveTeaDogs]

Another great video! Do you guys do podcasts? I'd love to be able to take your humour with me on the bus to school.

[Code9Pickle]

They should really do podcast.

[Taughtology]

More good on y'all.

[looneytoon76]

You guys are hilarious

[BlueObamaCult]

"Jolly Roger" = Obama

[anmoose]

ROFL! Yeppers, wave that Jolly Roger high!

You two are a trip. Always!

[lvsimon74]

you guys are awesome.....

[SinCityMadman]

You guys should get a weekly gig on snl!!! It would be perfect!!!

[beltman713]

No, cause then snl would have someone funny on their show, and we know they can't have that.

[VelvetAngel45]

HAHA! Your comment made me laugh!

Jackie's the best.

[SinCityMadman]

Ya, if your too funny and overshadow the rest of the cast they fire you...Ask Norm MacDonald!!!

[Wupierto]

Funniest vlog on the internets.  (VERY little douchebaggery)

[tfujiwara1]

PENIS!! Awesome vid guys, keep em' comin!!

[Noyjeetut]

LOL... keep it up guys.

[NakedAngryFlamingo]

Penis.

[utubefavorsdems]

Obama is a coward!

[sociablyclussy]

You are correct , Sir.

[vic2354]

"maybe he is a pirate" ROFL

[Reaverbot]

mmmm

mmmph

Okay. Nice video guys. Sorry about just a moment ago, i had to pull my dick out of my cousin to get to the keyboard and agree with your points.

[CommentorX]

Navy ships escorting cargo vessels? This sounds like a good time to drag out the CW McCall:

Cause we got a little ol' convoy, sailing through the night

Yeah we got a little ol' convoy, with pirates in our sights

Come on join our convoy, ain't nothing gonna get in our way

We gonna ship this convoy right off to Somal-I-A.

That's a good 10-4, rubber duck ...

[mavsrams23]

i know they are bad but just the fact there are still pirates is badass!

[JBNEWSANDPOLITICS]

bluddo was a pirate ! jackie is right dang it dunlap that was my cooler of beer you ripped off LMAO

[corandaravis]

Flying the Jolly Roger!

[arubberball]

just killem' and be done with it... pirates... terrorist it matters not.

[FresnoCA93727]

I agree.

[Bismarck3000]

alright! Penis!

[ZerqTM]

(I blame global warming!)

[ZerqTM]

Arrrr!!! there be not proper pirating like in the good ol days!

[AfricanAnime]

Well, white folks had "black Beard"

We now have "Black Skin" The Pirate.... LOL!

[dejahthoris]

terrorists go on sand, pirates go on water

[marniespeaks]

dunlap - those pirates

watch?v=UcpwS0izoJg

[TubOfCereal]

hahahahah PENIS!

[WizKil]

I don't Like Pirates!!

[JMBSM61]

Terrorist go on sand , Pirates go on water. LOL

[LittlePinky82]

OMG Tim's Ford LOL! I know that place very well. LOL I love how Jackie didn't know what Dunlap meant at the end.

[AndrewXAnarchy]

What about Pop Up Pirates?

[geargemartin]

yeah. lets give credit to obama for making a common sense decision. i would rather give credit to the navy and the navy seals.

[Wintermute01001]

Considering the idiocy and bluster we've seen in the past few years, I think a bit of common sense is something to be welcomed. Go Obama!

[geargemartin]

that was an intelligent rebuttal. but i think even the milquetoast carter would have approve the action.....well maybe not.

[codemancj3]

4th...you guys are lame. lol.

[KaiToTheN]

nuke em i say. damn kids and their big pirate guns...

[ConalCochran]

Bluto's alternate identity, Sinbad The Sailor was a pirate:)

More Gold, guys!

[dejahthoris]

i have that cartoon, its awesome

[RuiFranciscoVieira]

second?

[someone060288]

First!!

[josiahdallas]

first to reply to the first!