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  • proof that Obi Wan is better

  • liked the video i watched the original trilogy on video before the prequels but being a kid who actually watched the prequels in the cinema and growing up in their time, i prefer them, people are so easy to judge them when it actually has a gd story, actors and characters, and people say the phantom menace is the worst when i think its attack of the clones, phantom menace is my favourite :)

  • @dwswh2 Good story? Are you fucking kidding me? Yes, it has good actors. Too bad all of them decided to do crappy job in this movie.

  • @Ikarosus no i'm not kidding, although it focuses a lot on government shit, and they didn't do crappy jobs!

  • @dwswh2 How? How its a good story? It makes no sence.

    Yes, they did. Anakin wasnt hero, who was manipulated by dark side. He was bitchy, evil, unlikeable bastard, even before he became Vader. Republic was the most stupidly made system ever. Jedis werent guardians of peace and order, they were bunch of selfcentered idiots. Romance between Anakin and Pamidala was terribly written, unrealistic and stupid. Force wasnt spiritual entity, it was super power. Dialogs... Come on.

  • @Ikarosus How was the republic dumb??? Anakin wasn`t evil unlikeable and yes he was whiney so was Luke, Aakin and Padmes relationship is complex and what is wrong with the dialogue???????/ How were the Jedi selfcentered???????

  • @reviewreviewer1 For example: Senate didnt want to aprove clone army, but they were totaly ok with giving Palpatine authority, so HE CAN APROVE THE CLONE ARMY!

    Yes, he was evil. He killed children, didnt listen to anyone and acted like a total moron. Complex? Seriously, how old are you? There is no way adult person can be so stupid.

    tell me one thing council did, that wasnt about them, or republics demands.

  • @Ikarosus ... the council only did things for the repulic cause that is the nation they are the poliuce fortrce off, the police also only msaintains order in their nation!!!

  • @reviewreviewer1 There is only one problem with that: THEY ARE NOT!

  • @Ikarosus They protected Pame from assasins tryied to stop the blockade and protected the republic against the seperatists!!!!!!!

  • @reviewreviewer1 Yeah, but screw slaves on Tatooin, why not even make deal with Jabba himself!

    Council didnt care about blocade. They send Obi-wan and Qui-gon, to learn more about Maul, they didnt give damm about Naboo.

  • @Ikarosus They are a national police force they are goverment officials of a nation, they indeed don`t care foir other nations, cause being a hero means helping the people who accept you as such. Also they sent JEDI TO NEGOTIATE WIT GUNRAY, EY HAD THEM PROTECT PADME, FFIGHT THE SEPERATISTS, SAVED THE CHANCELLOR, etc, btw sorry for Caps.

  • @reviewreviewer1 That's not a good comparison. While the Jedi are sorta affiliated with the Republic, they are not the Republic's "national police force". In fact they're presented as being quite seperate and independet from the government, only working closely together with the government for the time being, because the circumstances require it.

  • @Ikarosus They are republic citizens and not associated with any other nation, and they are not for now but in general under the goverments juristiction, they take orders from the chancellor and senate!!!!

  • @reviewreviewer1 Eh, no.

  • @Ikarosus They were ordered by the chabcellor to settle the dispute remember and to fight in the cvlone wars and too protect padme, and they live inside the republc and are formed by reopublic cirizens??????

  • This just goes to show how confounded the Star Wars prequels are. Good work!!

  • He followed darth mauls kill streak

  • Star Wars Prequel Trilogy in 30 seconds maybe.

  • @brawlerbob haha, Dads dick and keyboard warriors?

    never heard anything so original in my whole life, but you dont like this video, yet your still gonna post a load of shite back, least my comment had a point to it.

  • @brawlerbob you are being an arsehole in 5 seconds, and your still not funny.

  • Funny, although Darth Maul was caught off guard...

  • @squamish4244 Did you seriously just try to find a logical explanation to a parody? I mean REALLY??

  • @N3M3SISWARM Please excuse me for my terrible crime.

  • @squamish4244 haha i'm just kiddin

    

  • @squamish4244 Lol, off guard? They were in the middle of a duel.

  • @wintersnoob Well, I should say Darth Maul didn't think Obi-Wan capable of that move. Although I should be clear, the fight scene and the pod race were the *only* things worth watching in that movie.

  • @squamish4244 the sith are always ready for a fight

  • It's funny because he was making a point about how inconsistent the prequel is.

  • I think, Maul didnt have much reaction to Kenobi's jump because he had already kicked his saber off the edge. He didnt think Kenobi Could kill him. Maybe..

  • One thing I thought when Light sabers cut people up there should not be any blood

  • "feels so good to cut people´s bodies in two"

  • Apparently George doesn't have a very good memory... or he's terrible at writing... or both.

  • it wasnt 5 seconds..... lmao

  • @hulksmash500 then try making a 5 second video that still has some sense and humor -___-

  • @PunkMetalero9666 how about you get off your ass and do it yourself.... i aint got time to do videos and shit

  • @hulksmash500 then stop criticising if you can't do shit

  • @PunkMetalero9666 im not, i was just observing the video and how long it was, you interpreted wrong of what i said on the video -_-

  • dont mess when obi has the high ground or jumping to the high ground to chop

  • Ep III in 5 seconds: "So Uncivilized" The End

  • Ep III in 5 seconds: "So Uncivilized"

  • 68 people don't know what 5 seconds means

  • Obi wan knew how to counter that considering he invented that move

  • 68 people don't have high ground

  • Obi Wan is immune to high ground.

  • Lol!

  • This video shows that Obi Wan is stronger than Anakin

  • you got to admit anikan knew it was coming it just slipped his mind we all should know obi one told everyone about how he owned darth maul lol

  • Cant sneak up on Obi-Wan

  • MMMmmmm, tasty bluescreen and CGI crammed in every last inch of the screen. Tastes like incompetent story writing/direction/tone/feel and all around bad movie making. I think it comes with a side order of blasphemy and betrayal of all that was good and beautiful that was found in the originl trilogy. Who else wants to order the George Lucas Surprise?

  • Can't you all see where Anakin went wrong? Clearly he was supposed to use his arms instead of his legs.... xD

  • Good and funny, but actually it wasn´t 5 seconds.

  • to ppl that complain about it not being 5 secs that is the idea its meant to be a lie.

  • lol anakin should not die if he should have now how he killed maul he would have been preapered! >:<

  • Darth Vader, George Lucas is making a new Star Wars Trilogy in 3D.

    Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooo!

  • copywrite? its called copyright i think XD

  • Lord Vader, you have no genitals

    NNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

  • The whole prequel story was awesome but the acting was horrible. no chemistry what so ever. It would have been more epic if there was no Hayden Christensen or Jake Lloyd.

  • @destroyedtheozone just clones shooting it out

  • @destroyedtheozone hayden and jake were better then palpatine. HOW COULD THEY HAVE NOT TAKEN THE HINT HE GAVE TEN TIMES! but ya hayden could have gave a bit more emotion.

  • five seconds?

  • obi wan is a beast is all i can say

  • obi wan the best

  • Ha! I like it.

  • Think about it.... Obi learned form Maul that if someone jumps over you, you swing when you turn around...

  • @DrakoraYeda I think Maul is a dunderhead and didn't realize that jumping behind you means you gonna die red head!

  • @DrakoraYeda Now that I look at it again, Obi-wan did seem like he was casually cutting off Anakin's limbs, as if he had practiced it a hundred times.

  • forgot attack of the clones

  • @GODUCKSANDCANUCKS It's not worthy.

  • @iforgot87871 attack of the clones was awesome! dunno what you're talking about ok take away attack of the clones and look what we got

    anakin and padme never fall in love

    palpatine never gains power

    clone army is never formed

  • @GODUCKSANDCANUCKS Yeah but the suspense of Palpatine is in Episode I, and his rise to power is more evident in III. I'm not saying two shouldn't exist, but maybe some of the stuff from 3 could've gone over to two. 3 is kinda crammed.

  • @iforgot87871 i do agree with the fact that some storylines in 3 COULD have gone over to 2 such as dookus death and all that but it doesnt have to attack of the clones is great either way all star wars is people say the first 2 didnt make sense.... well when you first see them they dont make sense but then after you watch 3 you realize that the other 2 made perfect sense.... and looking at the plot.. 2 isnt supposed to be based on action and suspense..its about palpatines rise to power and love

  • SIT DOWN!

  • @Geezyk

    SIT HERE!

  • this was um......kinda stupid.lol. in a good way.

  • hey anakin lets go a quick race oh wait your legs were cut off hey anakin lets go a boxing match ohhhhh but you arm got cut off

  • smart..

  • lol yeah dude dont try it

    

  • why is it that obiwan always chops limbs off?

  • I still don't care what anybody says, the prequels are awesome.

  • I agree! Revenge Of The Sith = best Star Wars movie!

  • @mongreletf YES!! Finally someone who I can talk to on a mature basis!

  • Why didnt Anakin just use force pull and pull ObiWan into the lava???/ Or force lightning? Or Force throw or saber throw or mind trick? (Obi Wan ain't that smart)

  • @TheRealTaco87 He was so consumed with hatred that all he could think of was pulling himself out. It's poetic, when you lose something dear to you, you become a pathetic life form.

  • its probaly because obi wan had experience of people jumping over other people so he was expecting it but its still a funny and good point

  • The reason Anakin couldn't do it is that Obi wouldn't fall for his own trick.

  • But Obi Wan did have the element of surprise in his fight against Maul. With Anakin, he knew what he was going to try to do.

    Funny nevertheless.

  • It's obviously a stunt you can't counter with a double-blade-lightsaber.

  • @sandokas Well that argument kinda fails seeing as Obi-Wan spilt Mauls saber in half before jumping over him. ^^

  • LoL,i dont think that Anakin is dumb,i think darth maul sucks.

  • U would think Anakin would know Obi-Wans great at cutting fools in half....after Darth Maul and all..but who am i to call him stupid HUH

  • Was that supposed to be funny or something?!

  • never try to out do the kenobi

  • lol

  • lol random noooooooooo at the end

  • ROFL

  • I never noticed that before between those two movies!

  • i liked that

  • obi-wan is good at chopping peoples legs off

  • @xlrious1 ya got that right

  • @xlrious1 hes my fav jedi and star wars charecter

  • @xlrious1 I didn't catch that before!

  • @xlrious1

    Didn't Anakin know that Obi Wan is an expert at cutting off Sith Lord legs? I mean after all he was the first Jedi who killed a Sith Lord in hundreds of years.

  • @DavidELD well yeah but aniken wasnt there...he was killing starfighters

  • "I have the high ground". What a crock of shit. These guys can fly around and defy gravity but a couple of feet is going to determine the outcome of the battle?

    I hate Lucas. He betrayed his fans beyond anything I ever imagined.

  • i dont understand why anakin tried to jump over obi wan when he could have just jumped off the platform landed on the bit of land and continued fighting for another 15 minutes. as for the way dath maul dies it was pretty fucking stupid when he was in a better position to win the fight the obi wan was in ep 3 yet still died...i guess ill never truly understand the ways of the force

  • i guess in episode 3 anakin wanted the high ground. and in the phantom menace, darth maul was either a little hungover or not expecting obi-wan to get a lightsaber. and finally, when obi-wan fought darth vader in episode 4 or 5 (i think it was 4) darth vader was mostly machine, which can be replaced so it's not crap, but obi-wan was old and decided "fml" and lifted up his lightsaber to be struck by darth vader and die. Finally, yes i realize that i am replying to a month old comment.

  • I love star wars but the reason the were defeated so easily was so they could advance the plot. Thats all. If it wasnt for future events needing to happen, maul wouldve wiped the floor with obi-wan and qui gon

  • I don't think Lucas will, either. :P

  • Obi-Wan did that trick against a horned-headed alien ninja with a two-bladed lightsaber. Don't you even think you know something about that move that he doesn't.

  • lmao @ Horned-headed alien ninja

  • @Aetheilas I love your description of maul xD

  • @Aetheilas hahaha awesome description

  • DON'T TRY IT!

  • Sidious: Lord Vader... The trick you tried to do... It is Obi Wan's... He is suing you...

    Vader: NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  • right enough

  • obi wan got the flashback of killing maul and said 2 anakin don't make me kill u like i did 2 maul AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

    MY F**K**G ARM AND LEGS! xD

  • No0o0o0o0o0o

  • the trilogy was great... george did a good job

  • Lol at the end.

  • He was probably thinking

    "lol fail."

  • Heh.. Darth Vader was never a Ture Sith. He was a dark Jedi thats why he feared his master a ture sirth never fears his master They listen to them but never fear if he wnated to he could have killed sidoudes

  • darth vader didnt fear palpatine as much as people think. he lost the will to be good. padme was the light of his life, then she died :P and also, other sith masters always try to control their apprentices with fear. Revan and Malak, Sidious and Maul, Exar Kun and Ulic Qel Droma

  • Well actually...he did kill sideous..if you have ever seen Return of the Jedi...you would um..know that.

  • the flashback was funny

  • Nice catch.

    Short review: Obi-Wan learning on his enemies' faults

  • Short review of this movie: Obi-Wan owning bad guys

  • hmm obi-wan knew how to fight anakin from that position cause when he killed maul he though it would be smart to use cause anakin didnt knew that.. FUCKING IMBA MOVE!!!!!!

  • obi wan rulez couldnt beat dooku thogh becuz he never had higher or lower ground

  • lol...i never thought of that

  • obi wan always wins never noticed hhahaha

  • didnt win against dooku -.-

  • Obi-Wan always win. Higher ground or not. Doesn't matter.

  • Chuck Norris of star wars

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  • He shaved his beard, so he lost all his superpowers.

  • Bruce Campbell > Chuck Norris

  • Okay, random spurt of awesomeness there, but what does it have to do with this video?

  • It was a reply to "InuYashaMart". He said something about Chuck Norris being on higher ground even when he is on lower ground.

  • what bit was ment to be funny?

  • y is everything about obi wan

  • gay as shit

  • Obi Wan has a habit of chopping people in half......

  • Good old Obi Wan, using an elegant weapon from a more civilized age to chop people into bits, not as clumsy or random as a blaster with stun setting allows you to stop people without harming them. xD

  • tell me about it............... XD

  • not to mention leaving him to burn alive... Real nice to do to someone you just called your brother.

  • I know, how thoughtful....

  • When I saw Episode 3 I didn't like it,it was so harsh!! I hated Obi Wan for what he did to Anakin and then told his son a lot of lies and wanted him to kill his own father !!! I've got mixed feelings about Lucas: he made my favourite movies but them butchered them with the prequels. He said there were ewoks and Jar Jars in his movies cause they were films for kids and then comes Episode 3, "a more civilized age" with lightsabers used to slaughter people and even children. For kids?

  • Dude, you need to stick to the storyline.

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  • Actually, lightsabers have a setting that lets you turn them from lethal to training setting, for when you spar, and don't mean to cut anything.

  • He didn't chop him in half though, just chopped off the rest of his limbs.

  • I didn't say he chop him in half. And he let him burn alive too BTW

  • Anakin deserved it though. I mean, he betrayed everyone who trusted him. Padme, The Jedi, Obi Wan, and even R2! if I was Obi Wan, I would probably do the same thing. If the entire galaxy was at risk, you would probably do the same thing.

  • I think NOBODY deserves torture. He could be shown trying to help Anakin, but he didn't, he just stood there watching and shouting at him. When Obi-Wan saw he was beaten he could have shown a little mercy to him.

  • True, true. Unfortunally, Anakin chose not to see how Obi Wan was trying to help him. His mind was focused on the path of power and darkness. He didn't care about how he had left his life and reputation behind. He was a major hero for the clone wars, and probably had fanes across the galaxy. He was sorta famous. Am wondering though, what happened to his padawan Ashoka after his fall?

  • We'll only know once they explain it.

  • Obi-Wan tryed to help already .. he done all he could >.>

  • From ''a certain point of view''...

  • I'm guessing that one killing children, his friends and enemies that could have been captured, betraying his allies, beating his wife, and turning a democracy into a dictatorship to be ruled by his clan's sworn enemy isn't enough to deserve that fate?

  • he even died the same way... LOL

  • boring...

  • What?! We're watching the Star Wars prequels again?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

  • No Episode II?

  • Other then that, great video. :)

    I think it makes sense.

  • Lol, I noticed that too. Obi-Wan must get some kind of racial bonus against the Sith, a la D&D.

  • the ending for ep 1's duel was not realistic... in the rest of the duel he was fast and agile bt at the end he failed to move a muscle although he had a few seconds...

  • he mighta been thrown off guard?

    just a thought

  • I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed that! As much as I love Star Wars I always thought that was a little messed up

  • Really, never saw it that way! Sweet video dude 5/5

  • i never thought if it like that

  • LMAO..never thought of it like that...if dauth maul did that to obi in episode I i would have been DYING LMAO!

  • .... OH MY GOD. I can't believe I never noticed that!! You should get more props than you're getting for this.

  • at least someone seems to get it ;) I remember thinking to myself in the theatre just how contrived the ending of the light saber battle was - which is a pity cause it was totally sweet up until then!

  • But wouldn't comparing the two scenes make darth maul's loss contrived, and not the otherway around? I mean, Obi wan was open to attack the whole time he was jumping up in front of, and over darth Maul. And later when Anakin jumped over to Obi wan, he had no way of dodging since he was in the middle of a jump.

  • dodge this :))))=))))XD

  • what did he notice?