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From: TheNobleEskimo
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  • I liked this. I'm glad someone else is poor enough to force themselves to eat Banquet meals. That shit is unacceptable.

  • hahahahah not bad

  • lol this was fucking awesome

  • Ive been putting brown sugar on my oatmeal and even cereal since i could walk mother *Bleep*

  • OMG WHAT A FUCK?

  • everytime I see MT I think of marianas trench yeah it a trench thing :)

  • This cracked me up and that medium heat shit is confusing!

  • The champ is here! You got nothing on our PMT! Learn to edit as well.

  • oaaatmeaaal

  • thats a lot of fucking sugar

  • @TheNobleEskimo Nope! I just keep it in the cabinet :)

  • No No u fail at trying to use my catch phrase smd

  • Ha it's not my fault u make shitty ass videos

  • You put brown sugar in the fridge???

  • lmao, you are the only person i know that actually changes the power level on a microwave, FUCKIN SMART

  • wheres the bacon and the jd ):

  • 55 people had no clean spoons

  • Gayest video I've every seen kill yourself

  • @kanechokeslamsu Ever** Dumb ass grow up 

  • it's funny because he's fatter than all of the people on epic meal time

  • this is the only good epic meal time parody ive ever seen.

  • @conradmilligan u should check out ugly breakfast by ugly humor. thats also a very good epic meal time parody

  • anyone else notice that he time traveled from waking up a 12:14 to making oatmeal at 12:10?

  • Stir that oatmeal. STIR THAT FUCKING *caw* OATMEAL

  • FUCKING STUPID DUDE LMFAO!

  • Lol that was pretty good. "MOAR BROWN SUGAR"

  • @TheNobleEskimo you need to shave, your face looks like a carpet

  • ZOMG I HAVE THAT SAME ALARM CLOCK!!!1!

  • This was really funny though

  • "Tupperware Fixed w/ Duck-Tape , Smart" ahaha(x

  • why the hell would you make a spoof of Epic Meal Time ... your damn right I'm one of the 48 dislikes you have

  • you put it in for 4 minutes!?

  • brown sugar & brown sugar & brown sugar & brown sugar & brown sugar

  • 307 ppl are idiots

  • this is stupid 

  • This was an awesome parody. I laughed and cried...

  • @lillycat2005 your obviously retarded if you think this is a good parody

  • @PJS1395 "you're"

  • your right that was a Pathetic Meal

  • That was sooooooooo shit

  • Why the fuck do you keep your brown sugar in the fridge?

  • you look like a troll

  • You need those raisins bitch. good vid

  • That wasn't REAL Tupperware! How dare you.

  • Omg dude he looks like that guy from The devils rejects the rodeo clown wannabe guy haha.

  • It seems really epic!

  • Frozen Dinner food lol

  • hot pockets, lmao, banquet dinners, lmfao, ahh man, i feel ya.

  • this guy is WINNING.

  • No utensils allowed!!! Still well done.

  • One of the few acceptable parody's of EMT.

  • MuscleGlasses little not so strong, nerdy, kinda weird, but funny Brother ?

  • this is pathetic.

  • @janeplus8 Well, in all fairness, it is called pathetic meal time ;)

  • how bout some oatmeal with that sugar boyy??

  • you change the power settings on your microwave? really?

  • he cried at the end because epic meal time blackmailed him

  • Epic MT would have used whiskey as water;)

  • @xBieberForeverx That's why it's called Pathetic Meal Time lol.

  • do lunch please

  • @Dynamite229915 He's too poor for lunch

  • funny

  • howd you get that bird sound?

  • SO WHY UR STILL A FAT MOTHER FUCKER?

  • cant even work the microwave smh

  • Stir that fucking*BLEEP* oatmeal!

  • @MrFreakyphil that was definitely the best part lol

  • do more of these its funny!

  • I like my sugar brown like my ladies >> Lol

  • It lives up to its name. That was truly pathetic, but you stayed true to the Epic Meal Time style, and it was hilarious.

  • He has better food and more of it than I do. That's really sad... :(

  • lol this is a great parody :)

  • Lol super funny

  • This is too good ! LOL!

    Admit you're one of them.

  • Awesome perfect Parody xD

  • I MULTITASK B. Eat Oatmeal, Drink Coffee, Text, Shave, while I Drive

  • that's better than what i eat for breakfast!

  • Keep it Fresh, I'm not Made of Money

  • WHERE THE FUCKS THE BACON?!?!!!??

  • @jmerlee bacon would be too epic for pathetic meal time :-)

  • sture that oat meal .... sture that fucking *goos sound* oatmeal O.O

  • Them some hairy arms..

  • This was actually pretty funny! good job

  • STIR THAT FUCKING *squawk!* OATMEAL, bitch.

  • Y u no use milk?

  • @voidlam MILK IS FOR PUSSYS lol

  • @mongol63 MEOW? >:O

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  • I eat Epic Meal Time style. It's no wonder why my fat ass can't fit into the door. My question is; Where the Bacon at?

  • this was actually funny

  • stir that mother *chicken noise*

  • "i like my sugar brown, like i like the ladies" lol

  • why do you have a clock in your closet

  • "Stir that FUCKING"

    *Caw*

    "oatmeal, bitch!"

  • FINALLY. A parody worthy of EMT!!!

  • Actually way better than I expected, I love the pathetic humour

  • WTF EDITING FAIL! You didn't censor your curse words appropriately. Line up the bird sounds next time, loser! YouTube is for 13 year old girls.

  • Funny till you failed to use your own microwave properly. You got me back with the eating of child support. That was better than most of their enders.

  • i like my sugar brown.. like i like my ladies

  • Next level micro wave maneuvers.....Same level micro wave maneuvers

  • Omg love Yo epicness

  • I like flavour crystals :D

  • Fail at 0:47

  • A meer 500 calories

  • You already said fucking then the bird just came in. EPIC.

  • yea this was epic fail

  • lame t-shirt, lame video, lame meal...

  • Sensor fail

  • @R72pulseR72 Spelling fail O.o?

  • @MeltingCake touche...

  • 0:45 i nearly pissed myself

  • beard makes you look about 15 years older than you are

  • welfare edition (Y)

  • lol funny

    

  • Tupperware fixed with red duct tape; smart.

    LOL

  • Why don't you eat only brown sugar for breakfast? You put more sugar in the plate than oat meal :)

  • @borspeti It's how I keep my petite figure.

  • The booze breakfast ain't got nothin' on this. Whatcha know 'bout suicidal thoughts?

  • I thought this was going to be gay, but it was actually quite funny. Fair play.

  • 0:45 LOL @ how you put the bleep after the swear

  • You scoop brown sugar like paper bitch!

  • Lol I liked it

  • >_> theres no beacon or jack daniels you but ehh you tried

  • Needs more bacon

  • hahaha, ignore the haters

  • you stir oatmeal like a little bitch

  • this one sucks. someone else did another Pathetic mealtime video that is waaay better.

  • this was great

    it would have been better if you had a mini jack daniels (50ml)

  • FUCK YOU 

  • what's the music?

  • I love you <3 lol You should if added somewhere in there explaining how you wished you had bacon, but you weren't a rich, spoiled Canadian :p lol

  • that looks like some tasty porridge :)

  • you sir, are a fucking idiot

  • 0:57 he went 5 minutes back in time... dude's not like the other poor motherfuckers

  • i never knew that in epicmeal time the eath shit :O

  • @TheNobleEskimo EMT's Sugar Shack.

    Also, HOLY GOD THE NECKBEARD GET IT AWAY

  • where did you get that chicken-ish beeping sound? that's so funny!

  • Hey man I loved it fk all these haters , Big up to on the ending I was laughing !!!

  • he woke up at 12:14 but he put the oatmeal in the microwave at 12:10???

  • that's real funny

  • THAT WAS SOME DOPE ASS PARODYING FOOL! Please accept my sincere condolences.

  • this is funny shit. good job haha

  • lol your "bird block" failed at the first "fuck" lol lol

  • Dude you're doing a good job! haha

  • needs more bacon strips...

  • who keeps brown sugar in the frig

  • @picktownlax40 I do >.> old school way to preserve when you dont use it that often

  • Epic MT is much better. Nice try

  • Actually pretty funny. Make another

  • hahahaha!

  • I LIKE MY SUGAR BROWNNN.....like the ladies!

  • This is just stupid. Quite obviously pathetic as well, at least the title is accurate.

  • Swedish Ordinary Mealtime in swenglish is better!!!

  • Well done sir.

  • I see why you're an unemployed bachelor. Fail.

  • Beard + Glasses + Food Stuffed Sloppily in Mouth...

    It's just like EMT!...

  • this is hilarious

  • Thumbs up for DK on the microwave!

  • Somebody actually came up with a creative and funny way to spoof Epic Meal Time! Good job!

  • Lol not bad actually about as fun as oat meal can be haha

  • I just watched a man eat oatmeal for 3 minutes

  • @CaptnFiretruck no. u watch a god create breakfast, 

  • @CaptnFiretruck actually 4...

  • @CaptnFiretruck 4 minutes.

  • Actually a very good spoof, didn't expect that!

  • really hairy arms you got there

  • the shit people do when they're unemployed...

    still good thoug

  • self esteem win :D

  • Brown sugar looks like shit on your food...

  • thhat was good

    

  • this was actually pretty funny, well done

  • You should of put a slither of bacon on it

  • How did you get the background music?