Hell March - With The Imperial Guard

[blindoutlaw]

Imperial Guard, we endanger species!

[ristar600]

0:54 .... why is that necron asleep when there are gurdsmen next to him... get back up you lazy bastard.

[Fjurrer]

2/26- fg42/1, fg42/1 maidin usa(m60) fg42/1 in past fjhucher

[zklumph]

2:56 Goodbye, Chaos Space Marines. Hello, Baneblade!

[zklumph]

Retreat Forwards! Always advance, and crush the enemy underfoot!

[lupuskrieg]

march forward!!, i want to crush them with our boots!!

[bullyboy1863]

This actually goes really well. xD

[LordKatzeify]

1:41 Space SA? :D :D :D

[NemesisMarine01]

0:35 look at this book and tremble in fear lol

[Smellydoodies]

There are reasons why xenos suck, and the Imperial Guard are most of them.

[MKbaddog]

I WANT A TRED FETHER NOW!



[CarthOanasis]

As a guardsmen my self I kill ever living thing for the imperium.

[Musikkingofthecookie]

0:37

YOU FAILED MATH!

[cwoods102688]

@SiegeTF lol i guess u r right xenos dont count

[cm27]

only a badass would surfride a tank into battle

[Fenris86]

I have converted Valkyrie that holds a small mp3 player. It's too funny to see the look on your opponents face when the valk starts blasting this and my tanks rumble forward to crush everything in their path.

[steelpanther88]

If you're too far to reach a shelter safely, don't panic, the spores are attracted primarily by movement and detonated by either physical contact or sonic, heat, pressure changes, which indicate a living creature nearby.

+++Regrettably the technical equipment of this loyal servant of the Emperor, was unable to extract information of greater accuracy than this!+++

[Paulbreetbisihrkotzt]

2:52 ?____?

[Paulbreetbisihrkotzt]

@TheGolverman a looots of good laugh on my side.... too much Jarhead? ;)

[AlphaBiggitz]

0:42

Tau. Yeah, we suck at close combat. Shame you won't ever- oh shit! Run!

[Lumpyone]

Where can I read the CITIZENS BEWARE poster?

[1IbramGaunt]

@Lumpyone It was a cool little thing first shown in a White Dwarf magazine a few years back and then re-shown again a few times, if you can get one of those copies of the magazine or persuade the (pretty damn cool) guy who did this vid to send you the picture, you can read it clearly; next best thing, put on full screen, pause it at that point, shove your face against the screen, and squint hard; your eyes will be making a worthy sacrifice for the Emperor.

[steelpanther88]

@Lumpyone

1.Upon hearing the warning siren, do not panic, proceed into the nearest shelter in an orderly manner

2.Don't attempt to rescue pets, friends, loved ones, you will only endanger them and yourself

3.Once within shelter, you're safe, don't attempt to leave until an all-clear is sounded

4.If you see an alien spore and no warning siren is operating, or the all-clear has already sounded, contact your district supervisor immediately(?)

+++The Emperor Protects+++

[Preacherjonson]

mega lol at 0:58 nice video :P

[XaleManix]

The Lasgun is designed for mass-production and ease of use, maintenance, and reload.

The Bolter is built to pack as much destructive force into a single unit as possible.

A wise tactician will use a Lasgun when he must field massive numbers of men who can concentrate fire on single targets to bring them down, and a Bolter when he must field a small, elite group.

Or you could just Bathe the battlefield in fire and explosions until nothing remains of the enemy but rubble and ash...

[gunguy9mm]

@XaleManix you mean have michael bay command a army group?

[XaleManix]

@gunguy9mm More or less.

[LordSia13]

Funny thing; if given the choice between a Bolter and a Lasgun, I would (almost always) pick the Lasgun, for the following reasons;

1) Bolter shells are ridiculously expensive and even more difficult to find in the first place.

2) The Lasgun can be reloaded by virtually any powersource, up to and including sunlight.

3) The Lasgun won't break my poor, unaugmented body when I fire it, unlike a 20mm fully automatic gyro-jet grenade launcher.

[OrkSlayer156]

@LordSia13 lol @ #3 so true

[RobbyL9]

@LordSia13

Well boltguns do come in varying calibres, so us normal, non-demigod humans can use them. But I agree with you on the lasgun issue. I believe you forgot something, however. Lasguns also come in sniper rifle variants and not all lasguns are "flashlights" as the cynics like to joke. Hellguns actually have more penetration power and do an almost equal amount of damage as boltguns.

[LordSia13]

@RobbyL9 Yeah, but Hellguns require backpacks due to power requirement, and most long-las versions rely on hotshot power packs.

It's all relative, of course.

[AliBaBaisRockin]

heretics r or where people

sorta

[cwoods102688]

if the Imperium ran out of people to kill what would happen?

[SiegeTF]

@cwoods102688 They'd shoot xenos, or are you implying xenos are people too?

[Blue138UEF]

DUDE PLZ TAKE AWAY FOR THE EMRAH!! AND REPLACE IT WITH EMPEROR!!

THE EMPEROR IS A MAN NOT A GIRL FFS U HERETIC LUNETIC!!!!!!

[brunoscaramussa]

This music blends seamlessly with the spirit of the Guard!

[MrClosetSpider]

@brunoscaramussa

Yeah, but honestly, it would work as well with cultists armies. That's what I thought of first.

[colonelchris92]

DRIVE ME CLOSER, I WANT TO HIT THEM WITH MY POWER SWORD.

[lordrevan571]

@colonelchris92 that's extra heretical

[WPhogosha]

@colonelchris92  hell yeah brother!

[PROkiller16]

@colonelchris92 Funny enough, I've done that. Nothing like the sound of Ork bones being crushed under the Imperium's mighty treads.

[VaDLaMa]

If you want to hold the line, just call the Imperial Guards: 911-0

not just "Fifteen Hours", "Basic traning: four months. Planetary transportation: seven weeks. Life expentancy ... FIFTEEN HOURS" :)

[hutchy1k94]

Looking at the cover of the "Fifteen Hours" book, only one thing struck me;

That is one weedy ork, that guy may stand a chance!

[AcAinslie]

Basic training 6 mounths, Travel Time to Deploymant zone 3 weeks, average life Expectancy 15 hours

[claric25]

@AcAinslie they are trained better than that in every other story and in the codex

[AcAinslie]

1:00 WTF IS THAT BLASPHMY

[colonelchris92]

@AcAinslie A commissar who upholds Colonel Commissar Gaunt's idea of leadership a little too well, and gaylike... But otherwise, a commissar is the most hated kind of person in the Guard. Be a friend of your fellow Guardsmen, not their worst nightmare, which seems to be the case for Yarrick. It'll most undoubtably get him shot in the back by most of his men, had it not been for his participation in the 2nd and 3rd War for Armageddon. Otherwise, he would one amongst untold billions of dead.

[jerempm]

comand et conquer alerte rouge

[1IbramGaunt]

@jerempm it's a cool bit of music, it works for both those games, & these background images too

[colonelchris92]

Guardsmen, forward, forward to the ends of the Universe, and then keep going forward, for we shall never tire as long as there is breath in our lungs, and weapons in which to fight with. Forward my brethren, for today is our victory day.

[McGuffin56]

Baneblade...fuck the trenches XD

[Stardude48]

Enemy says "HAHA look at those weak little meat shields we're crushing them" Then I proceed to jump into a Baneblade and yell "WHOSE THE MEAT SHIELD NOW!"

[SiahRainmaker]

Awww 0:57 power hug :3

*manly tears*

[TheChaosUndivided]

AHHH those Soviet Era Guardsmen holding the hammer and sickle look sick, i could see the Nazis faces when 2 million of those started to attack!

[commisarbenno]

lol the commisar xD for teh emprahhh

[meric2]

1:00

XD

[cwoods102688]

Sweet vid man I loved the intro