Hilarious X Rated Doo Wop - It's Hard To Say I Love You When You're Sitting On My Face

[miketheshanmanmangan]

This was and continues to be an incredible shag song in the world of beach music.Absolutely no airplay but tons of club play from numerous bech music clubs.

[GonzoGuyy]

Muff Tone...I gotta wonder if that was intentional.

[lorddiosliving]

this song is sweeet and romantic !!!¿¿¿ je je

[filitobaca1]

not only is it hard , butt! loving you has made my banana

[darrenmother]

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! IT'S HARDTO SAY I LOVE YOU WHEN YOU'RE SITTING ON MY FACE. THIS SHIT IS HILARIOUS!!

[opelmadness]

Hahaha!!! The beat I've heard for a lomg time! LMAO!!!

[buddyeagle]

B.u.l.l. s.h.i.t. i love you.

[komatman]

he,s a very lucky man is"nt he

[sobagirl1]

@komatman no, Im a very lucky girl!

[sobagirl1]

Makes me think of my boyfriend! LOL

[carlanthony62]

One of the great doo wop classics of all time-right up there with Earth Angel and In The Still Of The Nite.

[Thedanner1000]

I am shocked! As I laugh my so hard I can't breathe

[ricollin]

this is actually big daddy its marty kaniger on lead vocal check out tier version of party doll on an old rhino records compilation i had the pleasurer of meeting and interviewing them in england 25 years ago great guys

[longarm8107]

Funny as all get out. I want a copy.

[sleepytimegalz]

hahaha good one PJ my daughter sent this to me as joke,,,it sure as heck made me laugh..many laughs. hahaha thx 4 posting it. phyllis x

[sonofsilence]

Good ol'fashion romance eh?

[BlueRabbit501]

I heard a version of this in 1990ish at Captain Tony's in Key West, FL. A guy that went by the name of Tumbleweed Ted had a country version of it on an album he recorded.

[LeeKVegas]

Muff Tone release MT-069. Nice touch.

[MrDarqueqball]

love the song i want a copy

[theoriginalbadbob]

This is a great record. It was originally recorded by Ricky and the Redstreaks in, I believe, 1980.  I saw them sing it many times at Harrah's Cabaret.

GET DOWN.

GET BACK.

[cynthia6637]

I mean, what else is there to say!!!

Except HELLO!!!

Never remembered this one!!

Funny!!!

[JakenJragin]

This is fuckin' Beautiful! XD

[pinkmoonmist]

haha okay:)

[craptardmonkeydog]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHA

[rakeuiff]

Great stuff!!

Eddie Black

[Melanatedone]

LOL!!! THIS IS EPIC!

[markstar777]

thanks for cheering me up mate!!!!!!!!!

[MrJoncando]

I have the same problem, m8...........

[Lillix13]

wtf... lol

[suspectVandal]

This song was written by Royston Vasey, AKA Roy "Chubby" Brown..........an English comedian!

[thecountofbasie]

@suspectVandal Didn't know that...though Chubby is even filthier at his best (if you can understand WTF he's saying...glad I have some English friends who passed on some of his stuff)

[mikemikeyf]

I agree with the title !

[slugo4449]

Usually the date the vinyl was pressed is embedded in the rim just outside of the lable.

You would have to hold it at an angle to see it. (now I'm showing my age)

[PJDooWop]

Those are the matrix numbers. You can figure out a year from the matrices of certain pressing plants. Columbia and RCA used codes for years, and some plants like Monarch and Rite were in certain series during certain years. Sometimes the matrix numbers don't indicate a year, though

[hwgray]

@slugo4449 FWIW, there was, in the early '70's, a country song titled, "Come-Stains on My Pillow."

[hah13]

@hwgray david allen coe

[jvcforce]

even the product code are funny; MT-069 !

[doctordoowop]

I helped put this record out about 1997-98 a I recall- more copies were bootlegged  than sold.

[PJDooWop]

Very interesting. There isn't much info out there about the record, and it's been hard to pinpoint the actual issue date.

[WorldCitizen667]

@doctordoowop

where can I obtain one??

I need this!!

Please can you help me?

I'm a (weird) music collector/DJ from the Netherlands!

thanx!

[RickDougall]

@doctordoowop *It was first released in 1999.

[supermanchu]

ok pj next post a song from the 5 shits

[PJDooWop]

I don't have the 5 Shits record, but check Jack Strong's page.. He posted it.

[kjboogie]

ahhhhhhh, 5 stars for content and delivery !!!

Thanks pj,

ken

[lakewoodil]

The right wingers would have a field day with this one!

[CIAfreak]

Dude I AM a right winger and I think this is a HOWL.

[manggold]

This really is quite a prize. And the B-side should not be listened to whithout listening to the A-side first. Also, the A-side should not be listened to without also listening to the B-side.

What I would really like to know is the copyright date. It appears to be in the middle on the left side of the label. If it's the same as the Raunchy Rock-n-Roll release, it must be about 1995.

This would be about 10 times cooler yet if it had been recorded back when Do-woop was a new style.

[PJDooWop]

Although I can see what you mean, the middle portion of the left side of the label says BMI. I don't have the greatest of cameras, sorry. I believe this was done in the late 70s or early 80s. This is Dig Daddy under a pseudonym

[JRussoBuffaloNY]

@PJDooWop speaking of Big Daddy were they not the band at the school dance in the movie Book of Love w/ Michael McKean? there name was Eddie Chanooga & the idk? Twilighters or something?

[PJDooWop]

That I'm not sure of.. Will have to look into it

[JRussoBuffaloNY]

@PJDooWop I am going to purchase the DVD next week, I could have sworn I saw it in the lyrics but I'm not certain but when I saw the comments & heard the lead it sounded mighty familiar. also when I looked at the pic of Big Daddy in the 3rd DOO WOP box by rhino the fella looked familiar so maybe it was them.

[JRussoBuffaloNY]

@JRussoBuffaloNY yeah their name in the movie was Eddie Chanooga & the Allstars

[doctordoowop]

Glad to see one of my productions made YouTube. Marty is Marty Kaniger of the group "Big Daddy." Here he is backed by them.

[PJDooWop]

I'm not all surprised that's the same Marty.. Big Daddy had quite a sense of humor. Their versions of Flashdance and Do You Really Want To Hurt Me (which are quite good) still crack me up. You did a great job on this production. . You can tell it was recorded later on, but it was done with style.. Well done.

[1691bhm]

SNIGGER! :- D))

[CIAfreak]

LOL WAKO radio proudly presents Marty and the MuffTones.

[CIAfreak]

Piss funny, especially after a few beers and late at night.

[PJDooWop]

This is true

[CIAfreak]

Ladies and gentlemen, Marty and the MuffTones here at Wacko Radio

A little something for the 50's music lover in all of us.

[PHUDDPU]

now thats damn funny ,i dont care who you are

[chess1458]

Ha Ha,Dude,I Havnt Even Had My Coffee Yet,lmao,And Muff-Tone,Damn.

[CrisVangel]

to anyone who likes this, check out the flip side! That one is even funnier!

[raym45ZZNY]

Hey PJ, Have you heard, By The Clovers, The C*ckSuckers Ball? That's a rare one.

Can't find it. I heard it along time ago at Village Golden Oldies. NYC.

[PJDooWop]

Yes, it is rare. It was released on the Broadcast label in the 70's I believe. I don't have it but will let you know if I ever do

[EagerBoy59]

I've got this one on Broadcast. It's flipped with another (milder) x-rated Clovers' accapella ('Derbytown' - a lewder version of 'Darktown Strutters' Ball'). I've also got it on a blank label 45 with another Clovers acappella b-side, a fantastic version of The Orioles' 'It's Too Soon To Know'. These recordings all come, I believe, from one spontaneous mid 50s session, though none of them seem to have seen the light of day until the '70s. Would love to hear more from this session, if more exists.

[EagerBoy59]

Just to add that I mean that the above were flipped with 'Cocksuckers Ball'.

[LHUPA]

Despite the subject, you have a really beautiful piece!

[PJDooWop]

Thank you. I've seen these in black wax as well but the splash wax is pretty. Hard to tell from the photo but the wax is marbleized with the different colors.

[bunchie111]

Great post. Does anyone know if these were the guys who became Big Daddy? They did a bunch of covers of eighties hits in old rock and doo wop style. This sounds just like them.

[bunchie111]

Did some research. I bet it's them. Big Daddy recorded at Sunburst Studios. there's some Big Daddy on YouTube. great stuff

[PJDooWop]

This was done at Sunburst as well.. It sounds just like them and Big Daddy always had a sense of humor. I would not at all be surprised.

[bunchie111]

Turns out Marty Kaniger was Big Daddy 's lead singer and writer. So there you go. I loved their stuff.

[TopshelfTom]

You should check out "B.S. I Love You" by Eighty-Eight on the Flip record label from 1981....hilarious tune with a 50's feel to it. One side of the 45 is censored, the other side uncensored.

[PJDooWop]

I'll have to check that out. Thanks for the tip.

[twilightandMCRrox]

OMG!!!!! hahahahaha

[PJDooWop]

glad you enjoyed it

[DistractionCascade]

ROFL!!!!

[PJDooWop]

thanks for the listen

[tonypilki3]

Did this not hit No 1 in the Doo Wop charts !!!! lolol.

Nice one Jeff :)

[PJDooWop]

lol.. I think every American parent would have had a simultaneous heart attack if this hit the charts

[eringobrath1965]

What year was this made ??...im still laffing !!!

[PJDooWop]

I believe this came out in the '70s

[eringobrath1965]

lol....great harmonies !!!! lol

[DooWop45Oldies]

loool haha funny stuff.

[PJDooWop]

The B side is a lot funnier. I was laughing my ass off the first time I played that