Vampire Con

[jope12]

Do vampires love puns?

No.

They think they suck.

[Stardbard]

video games bababa bababa how do i know whats going on?

[MrPacmonster]

wheres Alucard

[Arcanage]

they make me noivus

[AlLeBlanc90]

so you won't bit me at the penis?

lololol

[SomeGuyWhoLoLs]

Would you like a garlic condom... for safety?

Very well.... so you dont bite me in the penis . HAHAHAH ROLFMAO

[kiuball]

How do I know what's going on?

[radioguns]

the hold guy is the best

[hijinxpr]

Hideo is taking over Castlevania!?

Okay.

[Elektrik117]

brad is going to kill you

[mcrguy18]

one name to piss everybody off EDWARD CULLEN!!!!!!!!

[Ted2of25]

LOL, Garlic Condoms? Good for if you ever get attacked by a gay vampire.

[hurricanemac]

lol HAHAHA!!!

[TheDiabolicalToaster]

or have sex with a vampire.

[ghostid]

because he'd be going for your dick and not your ass!

[marcoooootje1]

omg rofl

[dreamyoursoul]

someone please make a remix of 2:40 - 2:59

[KreNunumee]

Werewolves unite!

[waterdude125]

LOL garlic condom?was it really one?that guys a perv.

[eviloverlordcaboose]

omg his face at the end with the condom lol wtf

[Zslasher]

i lol'ed

[cpnamn]

lol @ the garlic condom and the jew

[kimithesweet1]

Wow. I loooove the Jewish vampire! XD

[nic0dem8D]

what the?

[7Elemental]

hahah

garlic condom LOL

[MusicLoverJoe]

lol a garlic condom

[medusa442]

"would u like a garlic condom, for safety?"

"very well, so u dont bite me in the penis"

"Yes"

"excellent"

"i was thinking about it, but now i won't"

ROFL, made my night.

[neonsaber]

i laughed so hard at that!

[dharmafreak]

nothing slower than a painting. LoL

[imDead630]

Vampires suck.......... blood

[only1leonXD]

and they blow :3....well i meant dick but i couldn't think of something creative to say so yea.....FUCK YOU YOU TUBE I LIKE WEREWOLVES :D

[Godsmasherbot]

i love youtube but i agree with you about werewolves.

WEREWOLVES ARE AWESOME.

they eat vampires up easily, thus they get to eat edward cullen. MWAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA­A

[only1leonXD]

o hells yes any one who gets to eat twilight is alright with me :D. Werewolves ftw

[somacruzfirm]

boobarella \m/,

[Stardbard]

Video game! Bababab bababa how do I know what's goin on

[MrX186]

lmfao jewish vampire

[thevampiredio]

grandpa is still alive!!

[mesmesh12]

Would you like a garlic condom? *Gives chocolate*

[gydeme]

when will there be a new masters challenge

[DamuEmran]

a garlic condom

"so you don't bite me in the penis"

"I was thinking about it"

LOLOLOL

[MistressDracona]

xD lol

[notbrightenough]

/watch?v=tlOqghV1s1c

[yondaime4life]

lol at the end. a very pleased look and fake draculas face

[deadmonkey342]

GO HIDEO! XD

[devante92]

VIDEO GAMES BABABABABA BABABABABA how do i know whats going on

[flingersnap1]

roflmao that was sooooo phunnie

[JackContraband]

New internet meme.

[allyourevilbase]

resude is evil

[ninjutsu72]

count smoky!!!!

[hugehalofan1]

vampires think they suck lOl XD

[ricardoman21]

Bonjovi Vampire :[

[DRSOCOMFREAK]

That old jewpire was the shit!

[sub548]

garlic condom LOL

[xXEpicPandaXx]

Vampires don't like buns D:

[loren716]

he said puns

[stnchplc]

hilarious old crazy man xDDDDD

[lol960]

LOL he tied garlic to his hand...

[therareone1]

video game baa baa baaa XDD

[darthpirate101889]

That Vampirella chick was hot. hehe

[solidsnakec11]

3:02 reminds me of christian bale

[solidsnakec11]

to kill video ads!!!:: get fire fox ad blocker add-on!!! it works!

[killerrobotbears]

shti wrong video, lmao

[killerrobotbears]

"ill be like "hey dracula can i aze you a question?" then stap him in the face" lawls

[Awesomegame17]

And he'll be like "Owz".

[Roflmfaoftw]

Lots of emo twilight fans there lol

[jaknife99]

i dont watch video games

[exif5]

they make me nervous

[snakeheadman]

Only 6 people did show up on vampire-con

[pumanuma]

my favorite is the sizzilin bacon guava quench condom

[elreydechicle]

hehehhe i lov D master

[8XcrapmonkeyX8]

lmao vampire con? whats next? stripper con? homo con? have sex with animals fettish con?

[theexpelled027]

have sex with animals fettish con.

cant fucking wait :D

[superbacon321]

vampire con seriously?

[theblackfalcon6969]

vampire con? are you shitting me

[DeanMachine17]

so u dont bite me in the penis lol haha classic

[Sakkosekk]

bam bam bam bam bam bam bam

bam bam bam bam bam bam bam

how do i know what's going on?

[jiminupua]

do you hear that one more time? bam bam bam bam bam bam jaja

[CENTRINOaki]

Really? a Garlic condom?

[oSAIGONo]

doesnt get much slower than a painting lol

[helloman2332]

that guy owens

[takedownrr]

kuju is GAY! AND! EMO!

[kujo665]

whos KUJU?

[traviswarr1]

garlic condom? that's just sick in so many ways

[looserkuka]

so u dont bite me in a penis hahhahahahahahahahah damn master is the best

[iji12]

wow, there are alot of conventions

[jasonbladex]

heard of bot con?

[killtaciler84]

master sounded like sounds like Seth Mcfarlin at some points

the guy who made family guy

[kevinrocks2323]

Haha, "Vampire Con". That made me immediately think of that South Park episode with the "Douchey little vampire kids" that the Goth kids were pissed at.

[dead7dude]

lol the episodes called "The Ungroundable"

[MGRUBERSVILLE]

LSH !!

[VvJulianvV]

video game.... EPEEPEEEPEEPEEPEE.... how do i know whats goin on

[high712]

they think they suck rofl

[KisamexSamehada]

lol magnum size garlic condom

[fogel76]

i dont watch video games they make me nervous

[EchidnaZX]

So you won't bite me in the penis.

[soulreaver017]

lol i like vampires but im not crazy enough to go there dressed like one

[arbiond]

Seriously? they have conventions like this? What the fuck is the world coming to?

The jewish vampire is fucking awsome though

[EzraAintDead]

the only badass one

[DemonGaaraV21]

lol "you Wants a Garlic Condom?"  "sure so u dont bite me in the penis" XD

[MasterP4NDA]

"I was thinking about it but now i wont"

[lukas0070]

"Video games dedededededede-dedededede"

old man = FUNNY

[Destroyr8290]

Video Games - BAH BAH BAH BAH BAH BAH BAH BAH

[knuckels17]

he sounds like rodney dangerfeild haha

[Alty732]

Really? Vampires Con? you got to be shitting me....

[versionintegrale]

boooo vampires suck worst fantasy creature ever. now a dragon coud pwn a vampire or a griffin

[ErnestSkater]

no werewolf pwns :p lol

[versionintegrale]

yep they do aswell. i jsut dont like vampires. u gotta admit though vampires have turned gay with all the emos likeing that shit

[kujo665]

GAH FUCK YOU IDIOT!

TWILIGHT KILLED VAMPIRES not emos :P considering emo as a whole is pretty much gone now so ya na...

[versionintegrale]

well emo was for fag tennagers who thought they were diffent but just looked the same as all the otheres and pretty much ruined music. people now think rock/metal is stuff like mcr or fallout boy. and then u say stuff like metallica led zepplin iron maiden acdc sabbath. oohh there not rock there just old 0.o*boot to the head*

[kujo665]

Yeah....so? goths are all the same, those people who have really long greasy un washed hair and listen to metallica are all the same, so emo was no different, well the only difference was it was very mainstream, plus the hair was kool XP People just hate on stuff for no reason its annoying lol seriously emo was fun and now its gone

And i dont know where u come from where they think rock and metal is MCR, but here in England metal is HArdcore shit, like Agraceful, Architects, Parkway Drive :P

[versionintegrale]

wait kujo u listed shit btw. do u play on xbox live and like paramore and play with boss ian cuz u bums of him?

[kujo665]

well from what i can work out from your failed attempt at English....your saying my music taste is shit, which would lead me to assume this is mat :)

And no i dont play with boss ian considering i only play fallout 3 :P so ya na

[versionintegrale]

so your not the kujo from xbox live who plays with bos ian and evil malancer because he said the exact same thing to me because hes a faggot

[kujo665]

...I never said i wasnt...seriously can you understand english at all XD

Yeah it is...and yes i know BOSS ( with 2 S's ) and Evil, and i dont understand what your trying to say because your sentence structure fails :P

Can you like type properly so i know what im being asked ^__________^

[versionintegrale]

hahahahah i knew it was u kujo u stupid emo twat face mother fucker. still trying to defend that your music is real rock /metal. u suuuucccckkkkk say hi to ian for me

[kujo665]

Yeah hi matt, for a start im not emo XD

CAuse last time i checked About a plane crash isnt emo :P so yeah

ANd no becuase i dont play with ian XD are you remedial?

[versionintegrale]

lulululululululul kujo still emo i see. emo boy emo boy kujo is an emo boy lalalalalahalalalaahahahahahaa­alalalal EMO!

[kujo665]

Ah your still a 5 year old i see :)

[versionintegrale]

wow i cant believe your argueing with some one on the internet over such a small thing kujo u need to get a hobby.(cough) nerd

[kujo665]

lol its not actually an argument due to the fact you cant argue :) you have no valid points and cant back up anything you say, oh and nothing you say means anything anyway so ya na

[versionintegrale]

lalalala kujo has no hobbys. he sits at home all day watching utube vids lalalalala

[kujo665]

Yeah nice one, considering your on here too so your saying that about yourself too XD dipshit.

And atleast i can spell youtube :)

[versionintegrale]

man ur boring

[kujo665]

Likewise :)

[jacktaylor23]

haha kujo tis kiriyama here

[kujo665]

em ok

[NinoChi93]

Goths dont listen to metallica, they listen to death metal.

[kujo665]

Ah :P so who listens to metallica :O oh thats right no one cause they suck :P

Well either way my point remains, theres lots of groups and people just hate on the latest one :)

[NinoChi93]

I do listen to metallica. and i acctually listen to all sorts of music except for death metal. i do listen from rap,pop,hiphop-Metal,rock and everything between that but not deathmetal. so atleast i do listen to metallica and millions of more people. btw. here in Finland they sold out their tickets this year in 15minutes. so i guess people do listen to them.

[kujo665]

ok wow lol thats great :P

[RGKChannel]

so so true

[WyrmPrince]

Castlevania is EPIC!!!!

[CharlotteIsNowOnline]

haha

That was so funny :L

[UnicyclistRemi]

LOL the last vampire was called gay and he agreed hahahahhahahahahah

And ' Nothing slower than a painting yes' hahahahahah

[jdog634]

Ohhh god this is just epic XD

[CaCSouthPark]

Vampire Con? Tell ME WE GET THE new : Vampire The Masquerade ! PLEASE

[angusyoung9323]

would you like a garlic condom?

a yes so you don't bite me in the penis

yes. i was thinking about it but now i wont

very well.

that was pure unprocessed WIN

[12grunts]

i like were wolfs better cause less things can kill them unlike vampires. everything kills vampires!

[Usticks555]

FINALLY!!!!!!

[lunei66]

Wtf, youtube won't let me post my comments >:(

[NRRRDLemur14]

You just posted one.

[NikSvetlik]

I know, YouTube is fucked up. >:(

[crippe1000]

hahahahaha Video game BABABABABABABABABA!!!! xD

[IAreCrazyChris]

1:51 lol vampire with a lisp :D

2:47 and a jewish vampire Dr Zoidberg xD

[lordpudding10]

The only Jewish vampire xD

[burningvenom]

hahaha xD

[MPizzal]

lol at jewish vampire

[sakalass]

OMFG HAHAHAH ROFL ROFLCOPTER1@#!@ ;ddd GARLIC CANDOM SO U DON'T BITE ME IN THE PENIS; ddddddddddd rofL COPTER OMFG ;dDD jesus

[superiorevil]

would you like a garlic condom? lololol

[gordofredito]

lol he's got garlic in the microphone

[eugeniy123]

"pew po pew pew how do i know whats going on!"

[mOnK27640]

hahahhaha so u wont bite my penis ahhaha lolol

hiiiiilarious

[GermanFrenchboy]

''Video game BABABABABABABA !!!!''

[mauricio1gonzalez]

HOW DO I KNOW WHATS GOING ON

[ProjectD13X]

that was epic

[Dethtoneraven]

wtf seriously omg its going to be twilight everything isnt it :(

what happened to the good old interview with the vampire

[hyrohero1]

twilight killed a generation.....

or two.....

makes me want to massacre them...

but i hold back....

[ezfuzion]

LOL @ 3:03-3:09

[tarronson]

garlic condom?

[aliendrone123]

lol

[Strider301]

lol xD

[devilshelper222]

121212121

[turtlecool2]

jews

[ArnoldHC]

Don't say post "FIRST" unless you have no life and you spend your life eating Chips Ahoy all day in your room

[efoster69]

fail

[Br3akinghabits]

they have a con for everything huh