everyone get off the planet caboose will kill us all again! wait ill be gone by than sorry that u will all die i will never forget you mabye who are u peaple were did my soda go wye is there something in my closet wait were did my cell phone go how did u get here wye my pocket knife gone who touched it i will kill u wait what was i talking about seriosly who are u peaple wye did my nintendo ds dissapear maybe the covadent are here and they want my stuff or they want to take halo awy they willnot
for Caboose everything falls into 2 catagories, ether he doesn't care or he doesn't understand. so when he goes into the halo:reach campaign the guy keeps asking are you six and Caboose says that he said "well im way older than 6 so i said yes.... everytime" and the greatness about Caboose is that hes funny in a stupid way that EVERYONE should love.
At halos control room Caboose: yeah more button pushing! Simmons: Caboose don't touch that Caboose: this is the button to find church! * activates Halo* Sarge: uh oh, thats not gong to be good Simmons: did he do what i think he did? Caboose: Church is going to be so happy with me! Halo ring goes of Shela: this is the way the world ends
You chouldnt be able to choose a character though, and it should a time when reds and blues team up to save something (EG the world or to some extent church [grif only helped because there would be no other blues in the canyon])
this is how the first halo ring gets blown up. Caboose comes along on the final mission and blows up the Pillar(yes im calling the P.O.A the pillar) so everyone has to get off the ring. everyone got off...except church. he died... AGAIN
hey i just thought of something what if reach was destroyed from master chiefs awesomeness? just a thought... and the whole covenent glassing the planet is just a cover up?
*Caboose gets in automated tank and scares off the Covenant." Master Chief: Hey rookie, good job man! Why didn't you tell us you could drive that tank? Shiela: New Target acquired. Caboose: That's not a target, that's John! Chief: Yeah, its me! Whats going on!? Shiela: Target locked. Caboose: What!? No! Target unlock, UNLOCK!!!! Shiela: Firing main cannon. Caboose: Uh-oh. *MISSES Master Chief* Caboose: Oh....you are a very lucky - (hits chief on next shot)
Caboose am scared
mikeyharrington 4 weeks ago
Cortana this is the way the world ends
mikeyharrington 4 weeks ago
I cracked up at "This os the way the world ends"!
I allways knew caboose would end the world!!
URreadingmyaccname 2 months ago
Cortana: this is the way world ends
Caboose:im scared
tj17ful 2 months ago
wait shouldnt he shake when he walks ........
th3hat3rl0v3sU 4 months ago
1 word to explain how all the halos were blown up.......caboose
jjrkhgb 4 months ago
Fucking hilarious!!
somersice 5 months ago
i feel bad for future earth caboose just blows it up and dies
killjoy510 5 months ago
scary
killjoy510 5 months ago
aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
killjoy510 5 months ago
over my dead body thay will get my stuff wait i just seas that out loud there coming for me i have to hide!!!!!!!!!
killjoy510 5 months ago
everyone get off the planet caboose will kill us all again! wait ill be gone by than sorry that u will all die i will never forget you mabye who are u peaple were did my soda go wye is there something in my closet wait were did my cell phone go how did u get here wye my pocket knife gone who touched it i will kill u wait what was i talking about seriosly who are u peaple wye did my nintendo ds dissapear maybe the covadent are here and they want my stuff or they want to take halo awy they willnot
killjoy510 5 months ago
"this is the way the world ends..."
I always thought Caboose would have a hand in it
Kingdrag0n23 5 months ago
Thaaaaaat's awesome
DemonArcamourne 5 months ago
This is how the world ends.
I'm scared...
Daggerman2009 5 months ago
thumbs up if you hate people who ask or thumbs up
moganbogan95 6 months ago
Halo 4: The Story of Michael J Caboose.
Halo 5: The Revenge of Michael J. Caboose.
And guess what, I'm not asking for thumbs either like the other idiots.
thomasg2488 6 months ago
@thomasg2488 revenge and caboose dont go together
dksean1996 6 months ago
@dksean1996 I say revenge because Halo 4 has taken the title and not used "The Story of Michael J Caboose" so thus, the use of Revenge.
thomasg2488 6 months ago
caboose for president
dksean1996 6 months ago 2
@dksean1996 cabbose swears in and were screwed!
r0flc0pt3r117 6 months ago
If we put Red Versus Blue in all the Halo games...
It'd be something along the lines of..
Lord Hood - Church
Master Chief - Caboose
Cortana - Sheila
Gravemind - The Meta
The Flood - AI controlled Freelancers
Major Johnson - Sarge
Arbiter - Tex(Ya rly, she fits the bill of a elite soldier who passed the ranks and became a ultimate badass.)
Well, anyone else got suggestions?
hemir9 6 months ago
@hemir9 Sergeant Johnson can be replaced by Tucker!
blade10000 6 months ago
Cortana must have Sheila voices
AjourChannel 6 months ago
Run for your lives.
TheDarkLight75 6 months ago
*Cortana shows up*
Caboose: HI PRETTY LADY!!!!
ReachManA239 7 months ago 10
Noooooooo.:()
TheDarkLight75 7 months ago
Caboose they told not touch any thing. -:(
TheDarkLight75 7 months ago
we are so prod because if all of the enimies are babies then we are saved
mrjkaspari 7 months ago
were doomed...
bella1o1o 7 months ago
for Caboose everything falls into 2 catagories, ether he doesn't care or he doesn't understand. so when he goes into the halo:reach campaign the guy keeps asking are you six and Caboose says that he said "well im way older than 6 so i said yes.... everytime" and the greatness about Caboose is that hes funny in a stupid way that EVERYONE should love.
JonnyBoyGir4 7 months ago 4
@JonnyBoyGir4 no its either happiness or buttons :D
biggy531 6 months ago
@biggy531 also that but they say this in one of the episodes... i think it was one of the alien one.
JonnyBoyGir4 6 months ago
@JonnyBoyGir4 yeah the 6 one was in s9
biggy531 6 months ago
Totally funny for the Halo gamers.
KarmaVixen 7 months ago
does that say 240p i wonder how it will look like in 1080p
:D
KO25NI 7 months ago
comenter6542 7 months ago
44 people hate babies
yuiopads100 8 months ago
yay halo 4 we get to fight babyes yay
yusmin123 8 months ago
At halo ring
Caboose: Buttons! Man I LOVE BUTONS!
Sgt.Johnson: NO STO-
beep bop
KABOOM
d3lta38 8 months ago
caboose just fucked us all
kelvinreith31 8 months ago
@BryB0x what about the sarge being the sarge johnson?
SuperYellowasianman 9 months ago
Cortana: this is the way the world end's
Caboose: i'm scared
Seater247 9 months ago
was this a real episode?
godzillastalker 9 months ago
@godzillastalker No, this is the Halo 3 Teaser Trailer that someone dubbed over with sound clips from RVB.
Alpha0727 8 months ago
whats the episode name?
i187urmom 9 months ago
I play Cabooses voice sometimes with Joel Heyman
TehKoBALT 9 months ago
Well, the only plans that work in RvB are the ones Caboose comes up with. Kind of ironic...
xSantaxWolfx 10 months ago 4
lol
freejellybeans 10 months ago
Caboose has got to be one of the most funniest character in RvB. lol :)
acatz29 10 months ago
There should be a Red Vs Blue Xbox game!
Grievous1997 11 months ago 17
@Grievous1997 agreed lol I'd play as Caboose, I demand Cookies
toyomeleon667 4 months ago
@Grievous1997 its true. i'd just always be blue, although in halo, red is better
MrTimmly 4 months ago
@Grievous1997 YEH!!
You chouldnt be able to choose a character though, and it should a time when reds and blues team up to save something (EG the world or to some extent church [grif only helped because there would be no other blues in the canyon])
URreadingmyaccname 2 months ago
caboose is the way the world ends! =0
comenter6542 11 months ago
im glad caboose is here now he will eat all our unhappiness :)
101tongan 11 months ago
TUCKER DID IT!!!!
Deddshot 11 months ago
MY NAME IS MICHAEL J. KABOOSE AND I HATE BABIES
Halorox6676 11 months ago
@Halorox6676 its caboose
caboose1234100 11 months ago
@Halorox6676 We all do XD
RobertAniFreak 11 months ago
epic caboose!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111
bastumbo 11 months ago
omg now i now why alot of marines die RULE 1: never ask caboose FOR HELP!
LichfiendRazool 11 months ago
Did you know that the character Master Chief is actually based on Michael J Caboose?
Turns out they over-exaggerated quite a lot.
CrazyStar1394 1 year ago
i may name a child after caboose, and sarge
WarningVolatile 1 year ago
cortana: this is the way the world ends.
Caboose:....Im scared......
ArbyTheElite 1 year ago 4
this is how the first halo ring gets blown up. Caboose comes along on the final mission and blows up the Pillar(yes im calling the P.O.A the pillar) so everyone has to get off the ring. everyone got off...except church. he died... AGAIN
HyperShadic89 1 year ago
Oh Kay......
TheNoBLeNiNe 1 year ago
Finish the fight... against the babies!
YeldarbLlits1 1 year ago 3
lol
oakhillsamster1 1 year ago
" I hate babies!!!!!"
ODSTs234 1 year ago 4
@ODSTs234 i dont
nexoncasher 1 year ago
wait then Master chief is Caboose
MegaCerealeater 1 year ago
@MegaCerealeater Or Caboose is master chief
nnSharkBaitnn 1 year ago
master chief is caboose, cortana is sheila, miranda is grifs sister, sargeant johnson is sarge, oh yeah.
MrSadSausage 1 year ago
what if master chief is Caboose and Cortana is Sheila?
bigkingdomheartsfan2 1 year ago
Halo 4: The Story of Michael J Caboose
thomasg2488 1 year ago 199
@thomasg2488 That would be the best game ever: mission one Kill Church
TheScienceiscool 11 months ago
@thomasg2488 That would be the best game ever: mission one Kill Church and the par score is negative
TheScienceiscool 11 months ago
@thomasg2488 RT should make a RvB game though
musicboyjake88 6 months ago 2
CABOOSE WILL SAVE US ALL!!!! THE SPAGETTEH MONSTER TOLD ME SO!!! 8DDDDDDDDDDDD!!!
Tyco200 1 year ago
Well they DID say that Halo was based on Caboose's life (see one of Blood Gulch Chronicles' alternate endings)
bononcrusher2 1 year ago
This is the button to find church *BEEP BEEP* Did he just do what I think he did? Church is going to be so happy with me!
HyperPichu 1 year ago
i am so glad our future is in Caboose's hands!
KevinLuhrs 1 year ago 135
@KevinLuhrs I hope he doesn't find another tank tho!!
xWebkinzgirl1999x 11 months ago
@xWebkinzgirl1999x :)
KevinLuhrs 11 months ago
@KevinLuhrs now im scared!!!!
cbb098 10 months ago
@KevinLuhrs Oh gawd...Lol
Aftermath of Caboose saving the world:Aliens enslave us, he's the town clown
WarmanxXXx 9 months ago
@WarmanxXXx :P
KevinLuhrs 9 months ago
@KevinLuhrs ... were fucked lol
hellball5 5 months ago
@KevinLuhrs LOL you have 117 likes!!!!!!
reiseziel1 5 months ago
@reiseziel1 lololololol ye
KevinLuhrs 5 months ago
@KevinLuhrs We just need Caboose to think everyone is church and he needs to "help" them
reiseziel1 5 months ago
@reiseziel1 lol
KevinLuhrs 5 months ago
Just imagin a flood version of kaboose. Wait, the flood need inteligent beings
tramacentermaster 1 year ago
MC: Are you up for this?
Caboose: Don't worry! I've been in situations like this-And I've come out fine physically and........................
*Everyone just looks at each other and then him*
Cortana: Caboose?
Caboose: MENTALLY!
Arby: *facepalm*
KennyDaPILOT 1 year ago 6
that was lame on so many levels
crzymnky666 1 year ago
The flood couldn't turn Caboose into one of them, theres nothing to turn.
crysisgamerz 1 year ago
thats why master chief was able to kill all of the covenant becuase caboose droe him crazy
parker0390 1 year ago
Hey you should rename your video caboose gets off of halo and refinds it cuz that's what he did in this video!
HyperShadic89 1 year ago
Cortana : This is how the world ends
Caboose: im scared
MrTurferPop 1 year ago
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MrTurferPop 1 year ago
church: hey caboose those aliens are on our side you should go help them
*kills a fleet of covenant*
caboose: they all got in my way while i was trying to help them.
RaptorGears 1 year ago
church is going to be so happy with me master chief
hawkfur1 1 year ago
damnit Caboose! What did Sarge say about activating Halo? NOTHING! He was too busy killing Griff!!
bajkowsky 1 year ago
i lost my halo 3 game cd : (
GalaxyJazzGirl 1 year ago
Covenant ships fly by wow u got here fast
MrMoras999 1 year ago
church is going to be so happy with me
TheRandyzzz 1 year ago 2
Hay Chika Bum Bum
hannahbeth921999 1 year ago
Stupid girl:"This...Is the way the world ends..." Caboose:"I'm scared.."
hannahbeth921999 1 year ago
DAMMIT CABOOSE!! WHAT BUTTON DID YOU PRESS??!!
af73r70ugh7 1 year ago
All this did us remind me how epic and awsome Halo is
qazmad 1 year ago
All you have to say "CABOOSE THE ALIENS NEED HELP/SAVING!"
Ike1727 1 year ago 4
lol as soon as caboose presses that button halo 3 was born
ChuckNorr13579 1 year ago
season 2
Seesee9712 1 year ago
this is the way the world ends
im scared <:(
MrMoras999 1 year ago
caboose shold be the ero of halo he'd kill everyone on accident and win the war for both sides
Logarin1 1 year ago
Heh, wow...lolz.
Techsketch 1 year ago
If I was a UNSC commander, I would tell caboose that the Prophets needed help! XD
PvtMichealJCaboose 1 year ago
lol
KevinLuhrs 1 year ago
gay
masterdeth64 1 year ago
this...is the way the world ends
*im scared*
me too caboose....me too
katt800 1 year ago
Caboose + Halo = Bye bye universe.
DarkvindFromIllier 1 year ago
Do you think the Flood would explode if they got near him?
They feed off of intelligent life, and "intelligent" isn't the first word that comes to mind when i think of Caboose
ArcticMan94 1 year ago
@ArcticMan94
probaly. all the forerrunners would have ahd to do was make an army of caboose clones to fight the flood and they would have won
McCbobbish 1 year ago
fall of reach= caboose pressing the big red button that says "DO NOT TOUCH"
yruh8tinunme 1 year ago
Caboose would just find a way to kill Master Cheif with a tank
McAwesomePants117 1 year ago
Caboose is master chief but all that time in space at the end of halo 3 wit honly cortana made him the awsome person he is today
IsAmazingHappens 1 year ago
hey i just thought of something what if reach was destroyed from master chiefs awesomeness? just a thought... and the whole covenent glassing the planet is just a cover up?
BIILYBOB999 1 year ago
pretty good
Ravenous1369 1 year ago
PeterJHYT 1 year ago 4
I bet if the covenant captures caboose. His kills would be higher then master cheif's.
AgentHawk 1 year ago
haha caboose mite kill master chief while he try's to kill the covenant hahaha
Reddragoon16 1 year ago
Once the Flood came into this, if Caboose was there, they'd just leave. like srsly, ust leave.
PENGU1NrapeAttackk 1 year ago
*close up of Master Chief's face*
Caboose: Church will be SO happy with me!
KajiMotomiya 1 year ago
note to self... NEVER GIVE CABOOSE THE INDEX!
sonicchao112244 1 year ago
@sonicchao112244 agreed . actully, just dont let him near the Ark
McKay8888 1 year ago
Nah, caboosae would join the covenant and end up getting in a wraith and tking everyone!
Potguy2 1 year ago
@Potguy2 or he would activate the ark and kill everone in the galaxy
McKay8888 1 year ago
Is Caboose the guy u play as and what is the video when he says : don't leave me with the horrible docter.
64Xeon 1 year ago
"Not my fault! Tucker did it."
SpiketheHedgehog0 1 year ago
If cortana told me..i mean caboose to help the covenant i ...i mean caboose would kill them all because i like to help people
godslayerno1 1 year ago
We finaly know the truth!
esdorin 1 year ago
i am micheal j caboose and i hate babies
Keydsted 1 year ago
cortana:this is the way the world ends
caboose:im scared
lol
daleee11 1 year ago
Church ish goeng two bwe sow hape wit me!
Tyco200 2 years ago
lol epic XD
Doombringer297 2 years ago
Church iz goeeng tew bee sou happee with mee!
Kaweebo 2 years ago 3
He says I 'hate' babies. Not eat.
AlphaPhox 2 years ago
@AlphaPhox LOL! TY for the correction LOL!
Tyco200 2 years ago
DIS IS DA BUTTON TO FIND, CHURCH :D *BEEP BEEP!* <-- LOL!! Can't stop watching!!! XD I AM MICHAEL JAMES CABOOSE! AND I EAT BABIES!! l:D LOL!
Tyco200 2 years ago
Yea... we're all dead O_o The wierd guy with brain damage, who has a gun full of crayons... who hits any button he wants LOL!
Tyco200 2 years ago
MY NAME IS MICHAEL JAMES CABOOSE, AND I EAT BABIES! LOLOL! "did he just do wat i thought he did?" "church is gunna be so happy with me!!! :DDD" LOL!
Tyco200 2 years ago
"Thisth is teh butt(lol)on tew faind Church!
Waow, u gawt heer faast.
May naem iz Michel J. Cabooose. And, I hate baebees!
And that's how Caboose would sound in text.
Kaweebo 2 years ago 6
well caboose spells his name cabose
xboxemo360 2 years ago
Oh yeah. I forgot that one episode where he spells his name. lol
Kaweebo 2 years ago
this vid is lame
DaCookiemonsta1745 2 years ago
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ha ha ha ah aha h ahhh ahah ahhaha hahh ahahahaa hah aahsajkbxhasdxsgdixwhqvivs.kB blarg!!!
hiiamlogan 2 years ago 3
marine:its the chief!! were going to live!!
"cabooses voice: hey friend!"
another marine: as by live, you mean die a painful death... then yeah, we live
HaloFanRedvsBLue12 2 years ago 8
we dead
alexwaddell08 2 years ago
imitate caboose? you mean replace your brain with nachos and lint? caboose is funny!
kenyenjones 2 years ago 6
also throw out your ammo and load your gun with crayons
Adun4184 2 years ago 12
I HATE BABIES AND KITTENS
halofreak3145 2 years ago 5
I can imitate Caboose.
gtasa2004 2 years ago 2
lol
1shotko4you 2 years ago
i have burned your toast and no amount of scraping will remove the black spots
mastercheif117jn 2 years ago 13
but wait when he said some1 will be so happy with (beep bepp) uh oh what ep was that and what seson
jerrywalmer 2 years ago
i don't know what the episode and season is but i remember they are on that map in halo 1 with all the teleporters
Adun4184 2 years ago
If caboose worked with master chief i bet the covenant would just kill themselves xD
MrOmgilovegirls 2 years ago 100
@MrOmgilovegirls LOL! What if... MASTERCHIEF WAS CABOOSE! Then I understand why they are scared of Master chief O_o
Tyco200 2 years ago 44
@Tyco200 its so obvious! mastercheif was caboose, and caboose thought the aliens were their allies! thats how he killed them all!!!
unsteddy 1 year ago 2
@unsteddy O.O!!! OMG! Amazing! Caboose is all we need during an alien-apocalypse! WE'RE SAVED! O_O ...Orrr not according to this video...
Tyco200 1 year ago
@Tyco200 Wait... the name of Master chief is 'Jhon' right? so...
Michael J. Caboose....
Michael.... Jhon... Caboose...
Oh my....
ColonelZoren 1 year ago
@ColonelZoren dude you spelled it rong its Michael John Caboose
beachhead44 1 year ago
@ColonelZoren O.O!!! GOODNESS! WE'RE DOOMED!
Tyco200 1 year ago
@Tyco200 if mastercheif was caboose, the halo series wouldnt exist, and the first halo game would be ten minutes long...
nightbreeseinurhair 1 year ago