Sexy Russian Spies Threat to US Male's Protein Reserves

[Crazymofoinamajikbox]

i wanna die as an old man while fucking a hot chick on a nuke being dropped into hostile territory, then i jizz on an enemy's head and he looks up and the tip of the missile goes in his mouth and explodes :D

[MrMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmk]

@highlarious321

LOL God

Hopefully you're just saying that because you haven't put much thought into religion.

Or just trolling.

[highlarious321]

I wanna die saving someones life. And hopefully god will take that under consideration! :)

[meme0164]

i wanna die in a plane when a clown pushes me out the door or window nd fall into a fire

[rbnblaze]

Right after learning How to respawn.

[itsonlyright2beleft1]

first phil video i ever seen.. good times.

[hk2destroid85]

@draco8119 agreed

[sarahsoccergirl]

I want to die while having sex with Taylor Lautner.

[sumon108]

Nothing

To

Say

Go head

[ColdBloodedSleeper]

I want to have a throwing knife war with a clown while we are blindfolded on a 20 story rooftop. To Much?

[SteeliesOrbs]

In a hail of gun fire of war

[swirlypiggy1]

Stupidhaole808@ Go fuck yourself chew on your genitials and then die

[davelee9]

@swirlypiggy1 i don't know about stupidhaloe808, but if i could get my own genitals to my mouth, i wouldn't be wasting time on youtube...

[Stupidhaole808]

Brah, shut the fuck up already your annoying me with ur stupid YouTube videos

[zzzave]

@draco8119 don't we all. LAWL.

[lizerd1hotmama]

Hello

[draco8119]

I want to die having sex and eating a ham sandwich!

[juliette8730]

дурик какой-то )) 

[Russian573]

Че он несет?)

[MrJohnwinchester666]

Что именно он про русских сказал?

[Phelixas]

I want to die with passion. go out with a boom! hell yeah

[ANATALOSES]

I want to die in a midle of an rogy fucking a dozzen porn stars with huge tits while shooting aliens with a rocket launcher and eating cake at the same time

[BaileyTheDiviner]

i want to be eaten alive by a giant frog.

[equ32]

О чём это он)

[Gilamath]

Gun

[NoDDY594]

WTF?? Shut up,American,dude. You don't know the beauty of our girls.

[WheelerDavid1]

I want a fast death but I want a mold of my dead body to be made, a picture taken of me, and then I want to be cremated. After cremation I want to be mixed with some sort of gel(yet to look into it) and poured into the mold made by my body. After it hardens I want an artist to paint the mold using the picture as a template. Then if years down the road someone opens it up they'll be like 'ZOMG DED DOOD JST DYED' but really I'll have died a long time before that :D

[MrJeffmaster1000]

i would want to be a marine that fell from a helicopter that was just attacked by alien space craft. yes it is specific...

[shazeslip]

Beats my head in

[shazeslip]

I would want to fall from a plane while a Martian

[IIIZEPHYROSIII]

this guy is a douchebag, spineless creature and stinking rat

[dimchi07]

мудила

[IIIZEPHYROSIII]

@dimchi07 ахахахаха, что же ты так на бедных пиндосов))) или ты не знаешь английского?)

[z731a]

@dimchi07 Парень английского не знает =)

[z731a]

@dimchi07 Всё в порядке, он русских не оскорбил! Абсолютно!

[supernova019]

are you on meth?

[paintballno1]

hold 3

[gidbify]

bus stop people are so smart

[Linicer]

wow, i have never EVER seen some1 to talk somuch for FREE!!!!

[TheRoxanneRozon]

@Linicer lol, for free? he gets paid wicked money to do these videos

[Linicer]

@TheRoxanneRozon yes i know:), hes totally a parrot.

[Sobrekay]

QOTD: Drug fuelled sex heart attack.

[aaronscrewme]

The demoralization here in the US is beyond anything the Russians could've dreamed of. I mean The kremlin 40 years ago would've never believed how rapidly sense of morality declined. Spies from a previously war declared enemy are caught and the response of the American public is, dare I say exactly how the Russian speculated. Talk about raping a prostitute... does anybody give a fuck? Or are we just dumbed down and unaware? Phewee I want no association with the likes of you things...

[MrPwnag3]

thumbs up just because of the name! lol

[BigVic405g]

This guy is so annoying, why was the Slavoj Zizek talk linked to this

[Powerflamer]

lmao at 0:10 to 0:18 and that awkward face u made there

[PigfartsAndRedvines]

Quick, non-violent, and pain free. Hopefully with out my family and friends feeling to bad that I died.

[RoughThief]

QOTD: swordfight. Sure, that means I'd lose the fight, but hey, awesome death.

[Peqmeq]

Hes nose is not straight.. and its annyoing me :s

[TheDOWNHEAD]

FUCK U FRANCO KONTOL

[Biogem369]

Hey you fag shut the fuck

[MultiBlah321]

i wanna die in some crazy way....just do phil will do a story on me...

[HorseMaster94]

I want to die by the terriblest death ever . . . .

Death

By

FIREFLY!

[ShakeItLikeAPoleroid]

I'd like to die in the presence of somebody that's seriously famous.

Like Obama or something.

[AllFractUp]

The best way to go is to discover (or create) longevity that pushes back death at least another two hundred years. Thus you are able to experiment on yourself in the hopes that you are right, save your own life, then work on that whole angle of turning back time so you're not all wrinkly and frail for the next two hundred years. With your profits for selling this to the stupidly rich that should give you some breathing room :)

[queenfrostine97]

the Birds? like the Hitchcock movie, the Birds?

cool.

[HOHOpg]

I wanna die having sex, right after orgasm lol.

[urasack]

Choke to death on a lifesaver how ironic

[FeebiDraven]

that did not open in a new window :(

[AbeLandPro]

I would drink some weird chemicals and explode myself. It looks fun.

[njpelli]

I would like it to be when I eventually go batshit insane. I would go on a self-harming spree, stapling shit to me, bashing my head into walls, running into traffic. Then, when I have been so injured to the point of no recovery, I'd get on a high rooftop and shout to my friends "Hey guys! Watch this!" in enthusiasm as I chuck myself off the roof... maybe in turn, doing a flip.

Death... the only thing I can plan ;)

As I always say, if you're going to commit suicide, make it a spectacle!

[DreaminSusan]

I wanna die in fire...so that people can say "she died hot!"

[helikanimukty]

nice woman in benaughty page benaughtyman.info

[TheDemonMephisto]

I wanna drown in a glass of water. That way I will have achieved the Greatest Fail In The History of Fails. And I want that. Alot.

[AlphaHayabusaFilms]

beaten to death with a pair of boobs ;)

[DAN3C1P]

I want to die in a freak accident so ppl feel bad for me...... Is that wrong?

[YSoSreuss]

Imagine how much Ritalin the offspring of this kid would need if he procreated with Boxxy.

[Wesley95501]

I wanna die next to a Nuclear Boom.

[RachaelAnne81]

Shark attack. End of story.

[OneLaggyMotherfucker]

I don't wanna talk about how I wanna die, but my friend tells me:

"I want to die peacfully in my sleep, just like my grandfather. Unlike the screaming passengers in the car he was driving upon his death.".

[XblackswanXx]

@OneLaggyMotherfucker Your friend's a bamf XD

[Soccercick010]

I want to die from witnessing the intense and devastating radiation form a supernova.

[NerfHerder19]

wanna die from amazing sexxxxxxxxx!

[mariokart21134]

i wanna die by suicide idk why

[horukye]

@mariokart21134 Need a hug?

[mariokart21134]

@horukye yes. yes i do.

[digitty006]

It involves a hooker 3 bottles of pickels and LOTS of fire.

[brokenthorn15]

PHILL is funny :D

[tictacman48]

I want to die fighting a dragon

[Crazymofoinamajikbox]

I wanna die in a speeding van, having sex with an uber hot chick, and i want the van to hit a gas station pump and explode leaving NOTHING behind right when my orgasm is at it's peek....fucking epic death

[ScreamxxRadio]

You talk really fast lol :D

[over18irish]

Dang, you talked fast.

daily Q:

I want to die being eaten alive by a horse, after being shot from a cannon into the horse's mouth, in space, where I will then fall like a flaming ball of "wtf!?" onto George Bush's bewildered face. You're welcome.

[TheOptimus17Prime]

The octopus died!

[sejfiu100]

hes gay

[pogicraft]

Haha, love the QOTD. I want to be assassinated =D

[HardyXme]

right next to your video was an ad for dating sites for guys to meet iranian girls called Muslims4Marrige .. well..

[MrLastlived]

im going to commit suiside when im 194 yrs old by shooting myself with a gun

[uorsagintana]

Last chance for you # lushfmlk.info #

[legoguyfilms]

Tony montana style man!

[Photomongo]

There are no bad countries, only bad government officials who should be dragged from their beds in the middle of the night, tied to the underside of a rabid buffalo with an unstable bladder, pulled through acres of pointy undergrowth to a massive saguaro cactus that they are then tied to and set on fire. But I have anger issues so don't listen to me.

[Vanyjoe01]

@Photomongo lol !

[Spagittified]

@Photomongo MUST LISTEN TO CRAZY MAN!!!

*buys ticket to a country with a fucked up government official*

[barqims]

is that a real face??!!!??

[polinaday]

i would die fighting for my country (iran) to be free from ahmadinaiuhninja

[mojimojimoji123]

im half russian half iranian..so this was the perfect video for me hahahahha

i was in iran this summer and i was also wondering why everyone had tape on their noses....

[dangar45]

Learn to spell idiot

[Spagittified]

i don't mean to be a stickler but YOU FUCKING FAIL!!!

it's not

Iron

it's I RAN!

RAN!

NOT RON!

[joffROKZ]

I have the same second name as Tony Hayward!!!!

[Greeniemaxx]

Stop trying to be smart, keep your talks to what you know about "America".

You seriously don't always have to insult other countries like "Iran", because you don't know anything about Iran and you haven't even visited it.

Come to Iran, see it, then you're welcome to talk about it.

[lukedeane99]

@Greeniemaxx iran sux

[TGLymantaiste]

@Greeniemaxx some countries should be made fun of,Iran is definitely one of those countries is.

[Pinknarf95]

I think... I think you have vampire teeth... *Looks behind you in a mirror* Oh wait, you're on film. >:I Darn: that would be beastly awesome to find out you were an awesome news reporter entertainer person type thing-slash-VAMPIAH!

[media816]

sleep definitely

[4LackOfaBetterNam3]

the only suitable way, smothered by dozens of whores while having sex.

[shoskillz1]

i would like to die right after I rid the world of the upcoming zombie apocalypse with Alice by my side.

[SamuraiHonor]

i'd like to die fighting, full of anger and hate, but most of all, without regret and doubt :)

[PsySwitch1983]

I accidently clicked this video, shit!

[Gambit1806]

I want to die in a way where it would be appropriate to scream out "DEAR GOD, THERE'S TOO MANY OF THEM!"

[HeartYukitty]

@Gambit1806 Try a prison

[velsatre]

you only die once bro.do it BIG!

[888Va888]

dude u'r gay

[FedoraTheDude]

I want to be sucked into a black hole, Does anyone besides me know what they do?

[Raiku49]

@FedoraTheDude no... Would you like to tell us Mr. All Knowing?

[FedoraTheDude]

@Raiku49 Hey asshole, I dont know everything because I know something you don't. don't get so pissed at youtube comments.

[Raiku49]

@FedoraTheDude jeez dude, you need to not be such a dick. I was joking... I guess i should have put a =D face there... I think a middle finger might be suited better after that response.........

xD

[Granger744]

Hahah at first i was concerned you were making a porno. But then i watched a few seconds more and found out it was black box tv. :)

[Sammyjon123]

._. In my sleep, thanks. Or bullet to the head, provided that it hit in such a way to make death instantaneous. I don't tend to enjoy pain :D

[AnIntangibleBadge]

YESTERDAY IS HERE!!!

[warbr1nger]

I don't want to die at all...but if it would happen, it should be by the "hands" of a hot vampire chick who'd then turn me.

[hrodis771]

With a boner

[CJ090]

iran is so askin for it and we the american military can give him it (by it i mean d5 trident misiles to the center of Tehran

[rastynicc]

i found myself watching the mirror the whole time xD

[jigglychimunk]

i want to die by loss of seemen in a vag

[makeitanobsession]

i want to implode

[lopbox]

overdose so much that i will not even notice that i am dying.. PLEASE GOD

[20tigerman20]

i'd like to die in a gun fight while trying (and succeed) to save my true love

[Gamdursol]

The last CEO of BP was Swedish, not British.

[livvy12kip]

i dont think that an american should be head of BP afterall it is a british country and it is one of the two big petrol companies ( the other is shell)

[PuReGamingcom]

Choking on a boobie...yum

[TalesOfAShdwPhoenix]

Funny Sketch Channel? Referring to The Station?

[Gourmeticainsularis1]

Hmmm...I'd die in a future where theres an Elixir that makes u invulnerable until decide u want 2 die and it kills u painlessly.

[supadorf24]

@Gourmeticainsularis1 That'd be nice.

[DeMoiiC]

ill die telling where i hid 2 million dollars, but whoops! I died

[SpiritKillr]

from what happens in the first blackboxtv episode

[bluefire3113]

I just dont want to realise im about to die.... and kinda not for a long time :D

[HaVoKgamingHg]

Herpies!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?­!

[Psycho9100]

@HaVoKgamingHg u wana die from herpies???

id thnk thts even posibl

[OmustuChris]

You are absolutely hilarous. By far the best comedian on youtube.

[JamaicanYawd]

Death by sex. Hot, multifemalic sex.

[ozzyskyler]

While haveing sex

[senorgrande1984]

death by chocolate

[guslb12]

@senorgrande1984 some guy actually did die like that "he felt in the melted chocolate container" like 2 and 1/2 yrs back

[senorgrande1984]

@guslb12 oh man, that's how i want to go. knowing my luck i probally die of flu or something like that.

[JonnyRocketfingers7]

I want to die like Ganandorf at the end of Twilight princess.

That is Quit frankly Thee most Bad-ass way to die.

[yi238]

@JonnyRocketfingers7 i cant associate bad-ass with twilight princess....

[Worgak]

Could it be that he cuts the video so that you don't hear him breathing in, but are bashed by his rapid fire of informations like a Sledge hammer machnie gun, just to confuse you?

And I wanna be killed by the some random girl in a train sitting next to me by deviding by Zero.

.....Okay that's all I've got, move along people there's nothing to see here.

[vamphyre73]

I want to die by being crushed by the TARDIS! It'll move through time and space, 'land' above me and then fall.

[RobertTheVlogger]

OKDIMAHAHAHAHAH.

[legoguyfilms]

I either wanna die shooting everyone with an m4 w/ attached grenade launcher, then get shot in the back by a dude who looks like the terminator with a shotgun then fall dead into a small pool, or get sucked into a torn part of time and space after dividing by zero.

I'm just sayin, that would be cool.

[Unanimous97]

i would want an elephant to drop out of the sky and crush me.

[mikestrohofer]

I want to run into bin ladens cave with a bomb strapped to my chest, scream jesus pwns and blow myself up

[awesomeisdavid]

I want to die in a hail of gunfire while saving the one i love while i eat out the heart of the the shooters accomplice... Im so fucking original

[HPEJuggalo93]

get eaten by an armadillo O.o think about it

[warmachine7261]

i want to get shot in the head by a guy in a ghillie suit with a sniper rifle, not execution style but from far away

[max57093]

I want to die in a living room. Totally ironic. Also while I'm eating and having sex. Every aspect of human life in one place. Eat, mate, die. Boom.

[Ainar86]

I wanna be decapitated by the Highlander, because there can be only one...:P

[TheHugebanana]

i would want some to fart on my back so hard it breaks my spine

[hieibeast]

Going down in a hail of gun fire not just like one shot but like a whole drum of ammunition unloaded into my body

[FerSherAnya]

i wanna drown

[MistressPounce]

Secret sauce = tartar sauce + ketchup

[limegreenmohawk]

@MistressPounce it's thousand island dressing and mayo...

[synikalovertriumph]

I WANT TO FUCKIN' sleep after eating a mcchicken. yeah. ideal death. :)

[MegaSmilee1]

who the fuck wants to die during a orgy???make it real n i will die at 35.whilst walking...

[ShytFerBraynes]

during orgasm!

[haloreachownege]

@glendalittlejohn way are you telling random youtube pplz this...?

[BwookieT]

HADOUKEN 

[TheFinalAlice]

Guillotine, hail of bullets or C4

[jernigan22]

QOTD:fighting an assortamant of dangerous animals

[wordman135]

taking a bullet for my best friend

[rockonhard77]

The Way Lady Gaga Will! Mauled By Here Creativity. NOT TALENT. Creativity.

[holaminombreeskyle]

something instant maybe?

[XHysteriaXxx]

I would like to die by banging Katy Perry from behind while I have an M4 in my arms shootin' zombies and the KKK haha so original I hope Philip sees this :D

[CorSelinke197]

QOTD: run into a crowd of people with bombs strapped to my chest and then detonate them

[ZeroStorm2012]

i want to die in THE Falcon punch

[Shvabroid12345]

дури хорошо тяпнул)))