See, I used to have a kilt, but I'm also not a fan of underwear, so that got me asked to leave more than a few stores...
So I wear exceptionally loose-fitting pajama pants with open flys. I actually broke the button off the pair I'm wearing in this video to allow for easier breathing/access for my good friend, my penis.
But you're not supposed to wear underwear with one anyway....
Alas, if you're wearing a kilt and you get asked to leave due to not wearing underwear, it means it's far too short, or that you need to stop doing handstands in public.
I think this is clearly a sham. I don't think you hate pants at all. You are clearly a tool of the pants industry, meant to make anti-pants people look crazy. You should be ashamed.
Hah, if you say so. Ever received "cease and desist" letters from major jeans manufacturers? I did about 6 years ago... Seriously. I was surprised too.
For now I must keep PJ's for my public outings, but one day we'll live in a Utopian world where all people will finally realize that my massive shlong can't, nay won't, nay should not have ever been disallowed from basking in the sunlight with every other creature on this earth!
End genital discrimination! Burn all of your pants! Josh out!
I refuse to believe you're so overendowed that strutting your stuff if a proper (or even near proper) length kilt will have your stuff flash people.
Also, you filthy liar, you're wearing underpants in the video. So you need to stop working for the man and wear something unbifurcated. Don't let the pro-pants industry tell you what to do!
I received the letters, plural, for bringing antipants activism to the internet almost a decade ago with my website. You're too young to remember, it's OK. Just do a little research before taking on a proud political leader next time.
Next, the stature of my mighty member isn't in question, young lady. One day you may be blessed enough to understand your mistake, in the meantime you'll live unfulfilled.
Finally, I wasn't wearing underwear in the video, I painted my balls green. Honest mistake.
Loose-fitting pajama pants with an open fly. Yes, it's still somewhat hypocritical, and somewhat evil, but if I don't wear something as I step out of my front door, the police get all arrest-y... My wang pops out of those stripy things almost constantly. Makes it a lesser evil.
Shouldn't you be wearing an unbifurcated garment while discussing the evils of pants?
KyrinaSpellweaver 2 years ago
See, I used to have a kilt, but I'm also not a fan of underwear, so that got me asked to leave more than a few stores...
So I wear exceptionally loose-fitting pajama pants with open flys. I actually broke the button off the pair I'm wearing in this video to allow for easier breathing/access for my good friend, my penis.
EgoDriven2000 2 years ago
But you're not supposed to wear underwear with one anyway....
Alas, if you're wearing a kilt and you get asked to leave due to not wearing underwear, it means it's far too short, or that you need to stop doing handstands in public.
I think this is clearly a sham. I don't think you hate pants at all. You are clearly a tool of the pants industry, meant to make anti-pants people look crazy. You should be ashamed.
KyrinaSpellweaver 2 years ago
Hah, if you say so. Ever received "cease and desist" letters from major jeans manufacturers? I did about 6 years ago... Seriously. I was surprised too.
For now I must keep PJ's for my public outings, but one day we'll live in a Utopian world where all people will finally realize that my massive shlong can't, nay won't, nay should not have ever been disallowed from basking in the sunlight with every other creature on this earth!
End genital discrimination! Burn all of your pants! Josh out!
EgoDriven2000 2 years ago
What did you get the letter for?
I refuse to believe you're so overendowed that strutting your stuff if a proper (or even near proper) length kilt will have your stuff flash people.
Also, you filthy liar, you're wearing underpants in the video. So you need to stop working for the man and wear something unbifurcated. Don't let the pro-pants industry tell you what to do!
KyrinaSpellweaver 2 years ago
I received the letters, plural, for bringing antipants activism to the internet almost a decade ago with my website. You're too young to remember, it's OK. Just do a little research before taking on a proud political leader next time.
Next, the stature of my mighty member isn't in question, young lady. One day you may be blessed enough to understand your mistake, in the meantime you'll live unfulfilled.
Finally, I wasn't wearing underwear in the video, I painted my balls green. Honest mistake.
EgoDriven2000 2 years ago
Loose-fitting pajama pants with an open fly. Yes, it's still somewhat hypocritical, and somewhat evil, but if I don't wear something as I step out of my front door, the police get all arrest-y... My wang pops out of those stripy things almost constantly. Makes it a lesser evil.
EgoDriven2000 3 years ago
And yet you wear pants as you burn the pants.
Balinas123 3 years ago 3