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  • virgin hater

  • GENT....LEEE

  • LOOOOL lost his virginity when he was 6

  • 0:31

  • lol he says rule number 7 and later oh, dick sucking, rool number 6

  • hahaha

  • b4 dis vid i wuz a vergun who plied world of wourld kraft. after dis vid, im a playa homie. i banged 42 gurls wif no bredstiks. thankx skweez.

  • yo imm comin live outta my moms house ! yo yo i got a matress and a fuckin bike fallow me on twitter bitches! skweezy gets tweaked fer days!!

  • im talkin about ass fuckin!

  • 10/10 Great job OP

  • kill your self fukin faggot get a fuckin life Fooooooooooooor fuck sake u mother fuckin bitch shitty asshole...all u talk is shit and there is no good word u say u should talk somthing usfull to ppl.so i tell u fuk u

  • @alisnake222 hey man dont hate on skweezy he knows how to fuck bitches. if you hatin then you can leave

  • @alisnake222 Was that supposed to make sense? It made none at all.

  • @alisnake222 You do realize it's fake don't you? Of course you don't you're a piece of shit with less brain cells than a lightbulb. Do us a favour, jump in a lake and sink.

  • @TheHidden0123 No i Don't U ignorant Fat Fuck Piece of shit, Dick head Cunt mutha fucka just go and kiss his ass u 2 look the same

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  • so kiss her gent................ly

  • this guy sounds like vanilla ice with a really bad speech impediment.

  • dude wtf is that man not cool no glove no love an dont kiss a damn hoe,neither, u dont know whos dick she sucked earlier

  • haha this dude is too much

  • HHahaha her pussy was full of cockroaches hahahahaha

  • 1. kiss her gently and don't lick her face

    2. yank on her nipples

    3. don't fuck her with a breadstick

    4. wait at least a month before anal

    5. don't use condoms if you're 8 or 9, but as an adult they're okay

    7. "if she's fat, she gon fuck the shit outta you"

    6. force her down, but if she won't suck your dick, kick her out of your house

    8. don't get AIDS

  • @TheyCallMeSteve0 This is why I read the comments.

  • SKWEEZY MAKE A VIDEO ABOUT YOUR CHILDHOOD

  • Cool Vid but some of these rules are kinda off. I tongue kiss my girl all the time and she loves it. But still cool vid.

  • Skweezy, how do I send you weed money?

  • LMFAO at skweezy's comment.

  • hahhah

  • ayyye yo skweezy! im 15 and thanks to yo bomb ass tips i got my girl to let me fuck da shit outta her wit no rubber. best fuckin feelin in the world. you da man skweezy. comment back.

  • yo...if you dont like what skweezy is sayin...then dont fuckin watchi his videos jennaay15.....skweezzyyy if fuckin funny as hell and i love that he keeps puttin in work...do your thing skweezy

  • @mklil25 well thank goodness for freedom of speech right? I can sat the same thing back to you... if you don't like my opinions, then don't read them... i wrote them when I actually thought this might be an actual person, now I know he is just some dude ACTING so it's not even real, so go on w/ yo bad self idolizing a fake persona wow... that's so fnny!

  • "if your pitbull ate a sock, and that sock was coming out your pitbull's ass, and you had to fucking yank it out, FUCKING YANK ON THEM NIPPLES! the same way, bitches love that shit!"

    someone called my aunts house phone and i couldnt answer it because i was laughing so hard at this lolllllllllllllllllllllll

  • lool everyone snappin on skweezy stfu, its a jokee yoo this guys hilariouss

  • i didnt get my first disease till i was SEVENTEEN years old! and it was just dick worms! hahahahaha

  • let me get this straight: 1) keep tongues out of their throat 2) don't lick the side of her face 3) females love nipple tugging 4) make sure the snatch is clean 5) wait on the buttsex 6) protection: it's overrated 7) go for the fats 8) be vocal about your desire for oral sex 9) AIDS. it's bad.
  • I woke up and her fucking pussy was filled with cockroaches. lmfao

  • this iz fuckin funni..i dont need this,,im a girl but it was still funny as shit!!!!!!!

  • this is my favorite vid of yours

  • HAHAHA I was waiting fort the don't make babies part, that should be rule number 1 followed by don't get any diseases/aids lol :) keep it rollin skweezy you shit's fresh

  • This amused me XD

  • Kiss her gent.....ly.

  • -Facepalms.-

  • "I know, 'cause I made all the mistakes so you don't have to"

    lmao

  • My girlfriend dumped me because I ripped her left nipple off. Thanks Skweezy.

  • whaaaa the wanker lives on an air matrass.... i can only imagine the skanks he gets to fuck on that nice air matrass. :)

  • Virgins aren't VIRGINS cause they don't KNOW how to have sex.. D: they are just classier than you D:

  • @PurpleRacoon says the virgin

  • @brohawk2 says the man-slut.

  • I Need Playful Lessie Ladies Sucking Each Other!! See even more immediately by coming my youtube channel.

  • yo homie i know you did not go to school but homie look in the dictionairy Virginity is taken by puncture budd so you enjoy being ass raped i ain't down fo dat shit... i garrenty all guys aint down so keep the dicks you fuckin trick... 519 finest faggit

  • @yayo2flow Look at you trying to act all tough, ' 519 finest' lol. you're a disgrace to the neighbourhood, tell your ' niggas ' and ' brothers ' outside you favorited Justin Bieber on your youtube channel.. you heinous dawg..

  • Kiss her gent.......ly LOL

  • kiss her gent...........ly

  • Skweezy for President

  • bullshit negger

  • 3:00 very very nice

  • 10,000th viewer give me ur blu ray bitch

  • dumbass...

  • LMFAO! Fucking a chick with a breadstick from little ceazers pizza. Thats fucking priceless.

  • lmao "she dont want your tongue where da ice fream go"

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  • what the fuck are dickworms?

  • This crackhead is fucking beaming! Look at this douche bags pupils

  • "if i could ID FUCKIN KILL VIRGINS"LMFAO

  • Your dumb

  • his dumb

  • This guys a fucking legend.

  • "das what da nipples is for" hahahah

  • you try to be steyope black?

  • lmao yoooo this niqqa funny gud vid tho son stay up

  • "...............dont get aids. aids will fuck you up." hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­haha

  • hhahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

  • LOL YOU LOOK LIKE A WEIRDO

  • anyone notice he did 7 before 6?

  • Thats fuckin funny shit!

  • TEACH ME HOW TO BE A NOT-VIRGIN

  • Hey Skweezy, check out my eight tips to speak better. Pay attention, you'll learn a lot of excellent information from the master. Fukin' trust me dog.

  • Dude, you are obviously a fucking retard. A) IT'S THE INTERNET

    B) HE NEVER STATED HE LIKES LITTLE BITCHS

    C) YOU MAD CUZ U AINT HALF AS FUNNY AS THIS GUY.

    Stop flaming on his vids scrub, go masturbate nerd.

  • @catswortheggs - This is an act, freak. He's a good actor. Look at some of his other videos. This guy is brilliant. Try to figure it out dude.

  • Skweezy likes penis

  • Skweezy's so street he shits asphalt

  • this is great!

  • Hahahaha, this guy kills me!!

  • the next sasha baron cohen people.

  • Dude your the funniest guy I've ever seen! Keep makin vids bro!

  • Goddamn

  • you lost your virginity when you we're six... to your father

  • nice tard hand

  • Dickworms

  • "so kiss her gent...lee and get her warmed up."

  • yyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeesssssssss

  • dude does mad coke

  • 7,8,9 years old? I don't think theres gonna be a lot of little kids looking to get laid, homie G funk daddy. ;)

  • I was fuckin this chick with a breadstick from little ceasers pizza....

  • i fucking hate noobs like you

    i could fucking kill noobs like you

  • LMAO

  • skweezy for jesus!

  • Thanks to you, the thoughts of fucking my girl with a breadstick from Little Caesars have vanished from my mind!

  • I honestly can't tell if this is hilarious satire or just the ultimate asshole of all time.

  • I'm pretty sure it's satire, dogg

  • Lmao skweezy is fuckin awesome

  • SKWEEZYS A HERO

    HES MY JESUS

  • does noone else realize that all his shit is just a joke?

    a fucking hilarious joke, at that.

  • I would dare to say that this faggot fuck has never gotten his member wet either.

    Kill yourself. Kthx.

  • cool story, bro

  • You should kill yourself too.

    High five.

  • cool story bro...

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  • that.....just failed

  • Sounds like the emergency contraception that your mother used. 9 months later, you were the "best" mistake she ever made.

  • cool story bro...

  • Dude, it's a joke. He's not serious. Chill out bro.

  • I have no sense of humor, and was born without the ability to "chill out" as you put it.

  • Ok?

  • So get off of my dick about it please.

    Nothing to see here, please move along.

  • I refuse to abide by your nonsensical jibber jabber.

  • Dude, you're a fucking idiot.

  • Act your color you fucking tool.

  • Even then, it was just dick worms!

  • 3:58 is awesome

  • HAHAHA this is great!

    the first 20 seconds had me laughing so hard

  • Kiss her gent.....ly

  • dude ur hilariousssssss

  • I gagged at "filled with cockroaches".

  • 6 hahah

  • AMAZING!

  • filled with cockroaches...oh my god.

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  • I wz shootin blanks fo like 7 yrs!

    LMAO

  • thats what the nipplez is fo

  • so kiss her gent...  ...ly

  • Hahahahahhaah brotha you are one talented fucker! absolutely hilarious

  • Thanks. Yea, after seeing a few more vids last night, it was clear that the guy has talent rather than a drug problem.

    Comedy Central should call you, Skweeezy!

  • ROFL

    After seeing a couple of vids, I can't tell if this guy is a real addict or a fuckin' comedy genius.

  • He is an addict with a 5th grade eduction... if that! He is a douchebag with an obvious identity crisis... there is nothing genius about him! If you want your proof watch his "I need your help" video. ,,, He got his FIRST disease at 17????

  • hes funny leave it at that. you dont like him see something else

  • fortunately that is one of the great things about our nation the 5th amendment allows me to write whatever I choose. Now on the other hand I just may agree with you all that he is genius if he was getting paid to advertise these ridiculous rants in some other forum i.e a comedy club. However he is not. Forgive me if I choose to applaud class and intelligence which "skweezy" undoubtedly has neither. Instead he chooses to promote drug use and Venereal Disease.That is not funny to me

  • yo gurl thankx 4 da email. i be in yo hood soon an we can get nasty like u said u wanted

    <3

    skweezy skweezy

  • haha... and then you woke up

  • jennaay15, I am wholeheartedly behind you in your appreciation for the amendment that allows us due process, especially when it's applied to the SRS BZNSS of youtube commentary.

  • Not funny to you? then gtfo and stop watchin them, leave the retard videos with the retards and stop trying to start shit.

  • I have simply added my comment and defended my right to do so. I had no intentions on starting "shit" so i think you've got it mixed up there. It is the people who don't like my comments who are doing the starting of the shit. I am done now... you all have a wonderfll day :D

  • @jennaay15 The fifth amendment protects against double jeopardy and protection in court. You're thinking of the first amendment.

  • @KuroiXHF yes oops common slip up, tnx for the correction ;)

  • @jennaay15 fuck you

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  • @jennaay15 ... you know what u can do. that is totally free and so very simple DON'T FUCKING WATCH. Now i know it is only in beta right now but you can test it out., The problem is people like you , who have to comment on other people's stuff and point out your opinion like it even fucking matters ., ITS CALLED YOUTUBE not JENNAAY15 TUBE . It was made for people to put their videos up. Not for bitch to sit and complain about all day. Dont like it dont watch it . That is how simple it is

  • @jennaay15 oops W/E 1st amendment, yes the 5th give yo the right to remain silent in court which Is probably what I should've done here w/ all the idiocy surrounding the subject, thank you KuroiXHF for pointing that out I don't know why I even bothered coming back to this mindless thread of comments??... will no be back for a while...lol

  • Respond to this video... oops W/E 1st amendment, yes the 5th give yo the right to remain silent in court which Is probably what I should've done here w/ all the idiocy surrounding the subject, thank you KuroiXHF for pointing that out I don't know why I even bothered coming back to this mindless thread of comments??... will no be back for a while...lol

  • holy shit you must be some kind of retard jennaay

  • lol, yeh I;m the retard, and "skweezy" is the genious... what was I thinking?!? If you wanna know my thoughts on this you can refer to my comment posted above in reply to talab101's comment ^

  • Honestly by now no matter how many complicated words or whatever the fuck you use you'll still sound like a fucking retard. He's obviously acting you fucking dolt. God learn to look on things with more than just a direct interpretation of what's being said.

  • obvious troll bait is obvious

  • He's a comedic genius and you're too much of a close minded fucktard to understand that. Enjoy your bitching.

  • It's fucking hilerious. Find a sense of humour you lifeless prick.

  • Well considering its spelled genius, you are a retard.

  • you might notice that these letters are right next to each other on the keyboard so it was most likely a typing error if you look above in the two previous comments obviously know how spell it I'm done now I don't have time for this childish banter. I was stating my opinion on the video which I am perfectly entitled to. if you don't like it or don't agree, that is fine too then just move along and stop being an internet gangsta,You all have a nice life after all they say ignorance is bliss

  • god damn it its a joke

  • funniest shit ive come across on youtube lately... if you dont like it dont watch

  • skweezy is my hero.

  • yo kiss her gent sun

  • oh god. too funny.

  • if your pitbull ate a sock and that sock was coming out your pitbulls ass and you have to fucking yank it out... hahahahahaha

  • kiss her gent...ly thats my favourite bit

  • dick worms...