A few years ago two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later, the babysitter was calling to see if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room, the father said " Get the kids out of the house, we'll call the police, we don't have a clown statue". The "clown statue" was actually a killer that escaped from jail. If you dont post this on 10 videos tonight the clown will be in your bed at 3:00am with a chainsaw in his hand. sorry dont want this to happen to me
isn't it weard how when a person talks, they always use there hands, like wave them around and stuff. my mom can't say one sentance without waving her hands around
I was watching this show 1time and this chik got like really really really really really drunk and she had s3x with her cat and set it free well kicked it out and at that time I thought wow that cat must not be really good in bed
Shane you are fricken amazing. You would be like one of the people I could actually hang around and not get pissed off at and you seem pretty cool because I can tell how people by just how they treat their animals and you are an awesome person.
hey dawson i accidentally pressed the flag button because im using an ipod so i just wanted u to know it was an accident. Im probably getting minecraft this friday!
This week, we only had 3 days of classes due to meetings, during those three days my chem teacher set the table on fire and exploded a tin can. And my week is about 2 get better cause tomorrow I get to meet you!
I'm kinda scared, because as we all know Shane is AWESOME, and it won't take long for someone to discover him. And then he'll be too busy to upload vids anymore. I'm not being selfish beuase I really want him to have an amazing future, but I'm really going to miss him ):
my week is crap my best friend is moving 2 eygpt and i am 11 so this is harsely affecting me and also shane u hav made my crap week a tad betta... Thanx xx
My week...my teaher was almost poisoned by bleach in her drink,I was smacked in the face by a peach, dissected owl pellets,was given a robotic baby for Family Consumer Science,and found a dead spider in my tv screen(idk how that happened). So my week was better than usual :)
yeah, you always need to build up a profolio and your resame if you want so badly to be something or have a certain career, i want to be an actress or film maker and i have already started with getting my name out there, i hhope that the shit i am saying is words of wisdom to anybody, at all.
okay, I have spent the last two days doing extensive research of every shane dawson video, and I have drawn a conclusion.... every SD video begins with "hey, what's up you guys" and if this changes, the world may explode :D luv ya shane!!
hey im good and all but i thought of a question shane if you reading this anser it please have you lost your virgenity? if so with who or whom or what ever and if not HURRY THE FOEK UP! or shanaynay gonna kill you
Idk y this is called sex with my cat....if it does have something 2 do with it srry cuz i didnt watch it all ( i skipped over some parts cuz i was bored ;)
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@BethieLuvMusic Happy birthday ?!
Musiclover7859 22 hours ago
This was on my birthday!
BethieLuvMusic 22 hours ago
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A few years ago two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later, the babysitter was calling to see if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room, the father said " Get the kids out of the house, we'll call the police, we don't have a clown statue". The "clown statue" was actually a killer that escaped from jail. If you dont post this on 10 videos tonight the clown will be in your bed at 3:00am with a chainsaw in his hand. sorry dont want this to happen to me
HayUThereHayUThere 4 days ago
You know i wonder if shane's mom ever watches these vids...
Skittles736601 4 days ago
thumbs up if u think the thumbnail pic of dis vid is hot
TheCoolUPS 5 days ago
is that an i pad on his bed
MiKeL4201 6 days ago
LOL
coolcat6633 6 days ago
Muffins just made my life.
BradLeeTV 1 week ago
That weird moment when your friends go through your Youtube history and find videos entitled "Sex with my cat" xD
PianoBlackSky 1 week ago
O_O
macky33233 1 week ago
@Crazybeautifulife00, shut up!!!!!! It's fake, it won't happen
Bunnylover123666 1 week ago
isn't it weard how when a person talks, they always use there hands, like wave them around and stuff. my mom can't say one sentance without waving her hands around
BellaLeaRose5549 1 week ago
I didn't do anything except went hunting for one of your shirts, still hunting for one '-'
Valentinagonz5 1 week ago
at the end Muffins was like " Why did you leave?"
Foxface9 1 week ago
I LOVE U!!
amberlovesshane 1 week ago
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Post this on seven videos in an hour or u will die if you do tomorrow will be the best day of ur life
CrazyBeautifulLife00 2 weeks ago
It sounds pedophilish not professional :P
elle123elle 2 weeks ago
@EpicStopSine lol nice
BEAUTIFULTHING12 2 weeks ago
My dad asked me what I was watching, I panicked and said friends...
EpicStopSign 3 weeks ago
K u just cat fucker not motherfucker
7131eduardo 4 weeks ago
all i did was look at muffins sleep....:p
blackmistwolf 4 weeks ago
time to delete my history
XxKawaiiPlushxX 4 weeks ago
opps i mean Shane
HollyDawsonxox 1 month ago
Sahne, id love to use ur facilities! ;P
HollyDawsonxox 1 month ago
You're gay :| but I love you, oh man this is kinda weird.
teletubiie44 1 month ago
HOMO
TheBajsangor 1 month ago
@marlijk2010 Me too :(
shalardi 1 month ago
Shane you'd be great at anything you put your mind to.
KEEP DREAMING :D
misticwolf1234 1 month ago
1:41 look at the background :}
Vanillemufin 1 month ago in playlist Weitere Videos von ShaneDawsonTV2 18
@Vanillemufin awwwwww adorable
lumpy1candy1 1 month ago
@Vanillemufin half dead hooker. lol
danielarntsen2000 3 days ago
If I ever heard a cafeteria lady crowing like a rooster during breakfast, I would pee my pants with laughter....
valbabes10 1 month ago
what happened to your life?
sucky5000 1 month ago
GET OFFENDED/ "THE ILLEGAL ALIEN SHOW"
theillegalalienshow 1 month ago
Right when he said "Are you ready Muffins?" one of my dogs barked. It was funny but it scared the shit out of me O.o
IHateEdwardCullen385 1 month ago
I was watching this show 1time and this chik got like really really really really really drunk and she had s3x with her cat and set it free well kicked it out and at that time I thought wow that cat must not be really good in bed
Freakygirlgrrr 1 month ago
Y U PPL LIKE ANOTHER COMMENT THAT'S THE SAME AS THE TOP COMMENT?
TheNinjaTroops 1 month ago
This was posted on my birthday<3
vvoth1234 1 month ago
Grrr I wish I was not 12 I would soo marry you but I can't :(
marlijk2010 1 month ago
is that a dog on your bed?
candyface9856 1 month ago in playlist More videos from ShaneDawsonTV2
Beast
cowsattown320 1 month ago
im 10..
is it bad for me to wanna send u mail?? D:
LifesForgiveness 1 month ago
Suprise Butt Secks!!!!:)
xTarnishedLovex 1 month ago
I love cAt
MadMarTil 1 month ago
shane i frickin LOVE you shane dawson i love love love love u ur sooooooooooo cute marry me shane dawson K:( im only 12
lol43770 1 month ago
@lol43770 Jail
zomgseriosuly 1 month ago in playlist Meer video's van ShaneDawsonTV2
Shane you are fricken amazing. You would be like one of the people I could actually hang around and not get pissed off at and you seem pretty cool because I can tell how people by just how they treat their animals and you are an awesome person.
gingadensetsuweed65 1 month ago
shane looks like he has eyeliner on its cute
BrigitteMurphyTV 1 month ago
Ok srryif this affends u but I think this video wuz boring
kasidie3100 2 months ago
ur definately gana become a movie star
SuperSkaterPunks 2 months ago
hey shane yu should throw a dance party and totall invite me ;P jk :) ur so exy though! love ya shane!
emogirl1280 2 months ago
I didn't notice Muffins was there until 2:34...
GlacyXUmby4eva 2 months ago
Srry I might of flagged u too cuz I got an iPod and I might've pressed that instead of comment srry
dogluver581 2 months ago
I spent almost all week watching your videos...
2NE1xBlackjackdawson 2 months ago
hey dawson i accidentally pressed the flag button because im using an ipod so i just wanted u to know it was an accident. Im probably getting minecraft this friday!
Aspartamay 2 months ago
@614COOKIE its muffins
eddsworldisawesome 2 months ago
I love u man!
Fendrear 2 months ago
*eyes drop* "that is the ugliest face i have ever made" LOL'D. no shane you sexy.
Syannandamicrophone 2 months ago 32
shane looks sexy even with his bed hair ;D
PaolaZajac 2 months ago
it always stop at 0:35.....why me ?!?! Dx
theonlyvampwolf 2 months ago
@theonlyvampwolf happens too me to
MrSuperboy2002 2 months ago
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My first "pet" was a robot dog, His name was George.
Btw My sister has an allergy to animals...
SkunksSmellGross 2 months ago
@Badassbrock19 its a lap top. ipads arennt that big
ILOVEMYDOG458 2 months ago
i would like you in controle too ;D
XXXXXXXzaneXXXXXXX 2 months ago
he looks really young here! mmhh
MarieOlander100 3 months ago
dont you hate it when both the top comments are awnsers to other people's questions. thumbs up if you agree!
bboyosmu 3 months ago
@fallfornothin 7.
RSGUIDES4UALL 3 months ago
spam the 7 button omfg l0lllll!
RSGUIDES4UALL 3 months ago
iPad on the bed
Badassbrock19 3 months ago
oh i remember when i first saw you in the Annoying Orange videos <3 hahahah lol i love youuuuuuuuu
ivette189 3 months ago
his voice near the end sounded seductive haha
lovemonkeysw 3 months ago
The whole time I was watching this video I was staring at the cat lol ^-----^
allliedandanshow 3 months ago
Thumbs up if you think shane would be a perfect friendly teacher
SwiftScarlettmoon 3 months ago
Omg u looked constipated nit even alittle constipated but twilight constipated
zadnoleya1234q 3 months ago
I fukin love u shane um mittens is she um kinda virgin lol um yeah uh bye
llhall200 3 months ago
my vid froze but it looks like ur fucking brittany
scottlover12 3 months ago
i have an zebra blanket and it looks the same :)
lnet96 3 months ago
Hai Guys. I'm Lexi. Im new to youtube and would LOVE to make new friends <3 :). Add? :D I sub back too :). Thanks Bai (:
LexiEatsPeople 3 months ago
You could make the next Napoleon Dynamite
bosser7673 3 months ago
muffins in the background is so frickin adorable! XD
jasminepeterson11 3 months ago
This week, we only had 3 days of classes due to meetings, during those three days my chem teacher set the table on fire and exploded a tin can. And my week is about 2 get better cause tomorrow I get to meet you!
79sars79 4 months ago
I'm kinda scared, because as we all know Shane is AWESOME, and it won't take long for someone to discover him. And then he'll be too busy to upload vids anymore. I'm not being selfish beuase I really want him to have an amazing future, but I'm really going to miss him ):
floromi1022 4 months ago
bestiality
Curaine886 4 months ago
What happened lately in my life is one of my best friends told me to go fuck myself. That's the reason I'm here..
frankwright3 4 months ago
I miss these vlogs too
EmoBeastLuva 4 months ago
I miss these kind of vlogs. They make me feel special :)
MsVintagedancer 4 months ago
what been happing wiff me..? um.. idk
just been intoxicated =D
rcatstott 4 months ago
my week is crap my best friend is moving 2 eygpt and i am 11 so this is harsely affecting me and also shane u hav made my crap week a tad betta... Thanx xx
missrerexx 4 months ago
@missrerexx egypt?
zabuzamomochi5la 4 months ago
i <3 muffins
tbk7yd 4 months ago
its so sad u look sick in this video its makeing me sad
twelthoron 4 months ago in playlist More videos from ShaneDawsonTV2
Shane dawson has a Zebra Blanket JUST LIKE MINE!!!
dakotawood2011 4 months ago
Ehhhh My Names Theresa To... Mines Probily Spelled Differently Though:P
Mikoto0804 4 months ago
muffins is so cute!i just love cats :)
reikodiana 5 months ago
My week...my teaher was almost poisoned by bleach in her drink,I was smacked in the face by a peach, dissected owl pellets,was given a robotic baby for Family Consumer Science,and found a dead spider in my tv screen(idk how that happened). So my week was better than usual :)
FireFang1313 5 months ago 2
im in the mood to see a pussy fight haha love you shane ;D
IQ707 5 months ago
Love you shane
briannavtv 5 months ago
His eyes look so amazing in this vid. Well, they look amazing all the time, but for some reason they really standout in this one.
Kaybeezie92 5 months ago
Muffins is the cutest little thing and is dreaming! :D
brijo1623 5 months ago
i got 2 meet breathe carolina and gibe david scmitt a big hug
slycooper909 5 months ago
MUFFINS NEEDS TO HAVE HER OWN YOUTUBE CHANNEL!!! :D
SirAndraxTheNaughty 5 months ago 2
i wanna be that cat lol jk your awesome love you shane
marcuslilmama12 5 months ago
my week was my aunt dieing when i was on vacation
mookie5081 5 months ago
degrassi goes cathlioc ;)
kennakay99 5 months ago
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My moms name is Theresa!
musicmanandsinger 5 months ago
lol his cats in his bed
jailenemjfan 5 months ago
i love cats... they make me laugh
daylightlover12 5 months ago
whos in your bed?
kbfohya 5 months ago
OMFG UR EYES ARE SOOOO SEXY!!!
pigler1 5 months ago
Shane I love hanging out with u. U always make my day brighter and brighter and brighter like everyday. Penguin time. -( O )
marquardtle 5 months ago
<3 u Shane Dawson!
gzzaraaaa 5 months ago
when i was watchin this my cat came up to the screen and starting liking shanes face ......
panda35179 5 months ago
@panda35179
you sure it wasnt you?
stewievengence 5 months ago
@stewievengence lol noooo .....
panda35179 5 months ago
4:03. Is really funny
1310MT 5 months ago
yeah, you always need to build up a profolio and your resame if you want so badly to be something or have a certain career, i want to be an actress or film maker and i have already started with getting my name out there, i hhope that the shit i am saying is words of wisdom to anybody, at all.
18girls100 5 months ago
Hahaha, u must have really pissed god of that time!! '$)
MIsterremix99 5 months ago
shane looks sexy all the time!
uraveragekari99 5 months ago
yay muffins in the background lol
nataliwow1 5 months ago
Ur so hott
twigrlfan1990 5 months ago
TV show x
Taymar12x 5 months ago
Fittest vid of shane, looking sexy much x love him so much x
Taymar12x 5 months ago
U cunts are pathetic
arcade1080 5 months ago
first shane dawson video i ever saw....haven't turn back since then <3 XD
xxxteddybearchopxxx 5 months ago
okay, I have spent the last two days doing extensive research of every shane dawson video, and I have drawn a conclusion.... every SD video begins with "hey, what's up you guys" and if this changes, the world may explode :D luv ya shane!!
hungergames1011 5 months ago
Aaaawwww thanks!!!
Badside2000 5 months ago
shane : are you ready muffins ?
muffins : .......*silent*
shane: oh shes ready ;)
me : LOL !
camerasbestie 5 months ago
ahh he looks more kute in this video :)
talkingpandabear123 5 months ago
I laugh at least once in all his visa even if he does something stupid his personality is so funny!
BrunetteDarling 5 months ago
y r u so adorable...
carlyluvszeepugs 5 months ago
IM FREE MUFFINSS ! XD
MariamMagued 5 months ago
theres a promoted video next to this vid and the thumbnail looks like a vagina o.o
yummyduckyy501 5 months ago
You can come to my school anytime!!
TappyBeatz 5 months ago
i love ur cat my cats the same!!!!!!
West80480 5 months ago
Have anyone notice shane dawson look like drake bell alittle?
hotbaby425 5 months ago
I LOVE MUFFINS & SHANE !! <3
YAELAYAELAYAELA 5 months ago
hey im good and all but i thought of a question shane if you reading this anser it please have you lost your virgenity? if so with who or whom or what ever and if not HURRY THE FOEK UP! or shanaynay gonna kill you
MarcelinesB 5 months ago
1,882 people are tranvestites
michael257780 5 months ago
awww thumbs up for sleepy muffins(:
KatyeLeeLee 5 months ago 3
por muffins
MrMichaelGangsta 5 months ago
Lol I kept Replaying the bit where yu made the ugly face lol
TwisterNation101 5 months ago
Idk y this is called sex with my cat....if it does have something 2 do with it srry cuz i didnt watch it all ( i skipped over some parts cuz i was bored ;)
SUGARLAND107 6 months ago
It was more like 1 on 1,000,000
mitch300091 6 months ago
seriously thought muffins was dead in the background the whole time.
i8mypen 6 months ago
Just in my bedroom u know with a camera (a little boy)
nicmat40490 6 months ago
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hungergames1011 6 months ago
Your face looks kinda different O.O
ThePamie10 6 months ago
shane your eyes looks weird. did you smoke somethin?
SoDamnBionic 6 months ago
shane and muffins beastiality FTW?
PosineosOfSparta 6 months ago 2
you have such pretty eyes!![: <3
beepersdk132 6 months ago
my friend likes you! im serious! im not lying! she told me!
ChelseaCullen1 6 months ago
@ChelseaCullen1 OMG !
lifeissweetguys 6 months ago
@lifeissweetguys hahahahaha!
ChelseaCullen1 6 months ago
muffins is sexy
lol
BunnyLovinPanda34 6 months ago
i want your zebra print blanket or whatever it is... actually can i just have you?
whoaitsnikkibby 6 months ago 202
@whoaitsnikkibby It's a Longg pillow i have one!! :D lol Not rubbing it in :3
MusicPrincess1001 5 months ago
@MusicPrincess1001 ohh haha i want it! or even better i want both, the zebra pillow and shane!
whoaitsnikkibby 5 months ago
@whoaitsnikkibby LMAO!!! ME To haha Good one. :3
MusicPrincess1001 5 months ago
@MusicPrincess1001 haha thanks... me and him can have his bed with his pillow1 im a freaking genious!(:
whoaitsnikkibby 5 months ago
shane: muffins time to have sex
muffins: noo not tonightttttt
MrArmadillo85 6 months ago
Muffins just chillin in the background ;D
magicalllamas123 6 months ago
NO ONE WANTS TO SOUND LIKE SELENA GOMEZ, she suckkss! so stop posting that shit around here! kbye
ccmac2 6 months ago
Is that ur real number in the description
popcorn5567 6 months ago
@popcorn5567 i hope it is.... cause thanks to you its now in my phone lol
singer237 6 months ago
@singer237 same haha
popcorn5567 6 months ago
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BellaBieber1996 6 months ago
thumbs up if you think muffins should have her own chanel
09camtheman 6 months ago
@09camtheman HAHA FAIL!!!!
shanedawsonluvva234 6 months ago
I was watching muffin sleeping the whole time... haha
NinjaNerdyMaster 6 months ago
omg please make a movie..... i want more rooobbbeeerrrtttt !!!! so good
simplegrl11589 6 months ago
Will you marry me? -3
SamiJeanne1 6 months ago
shane come to my school. (:
winnienobody 6 months ago
If you ever make a movie just know i will be auditioning. it would be awesome to work with you lol good luck......I love your videos ^_^
astroplain90 6 months ago 2
I love You So Much!!
SoJessicaful 6 months ago
Shane looks sexy with his white shirt :) <3
SuperHunterzero 6 months ago 86
@SuperHunterzero R U GAY????
shanedawsonluvva234 6 months ago
@SuperHunterzero SHANE LOOKS SEXY ALL THE TIME :D
BigTimeRushCrush1997 5 months ago 70
Shame is sort of retarded for making this vid. :P
DeathTheKid8888888 1 month ago
@SuperHunterzero shane looks sexy in ANY shirt <3
laurenlovessssu 4 months ago 49
@SuperHunterzero shane is always sexy
KennyRidings 4 months ago
my moms name is theresa too
thornthornclaw0169 6 months ago
Funny ! Please go and c my videos guys :)
emmachant13 6 months ago