PICK UP LINES 4

[BbysShh17]

i actually think hes funny! and u gotta start from somewhere, who cares if people add alot of randoms on youtube...millions of people do that now!

[xxxluverxxx12]

I used your line from your first one lol just to see what would happen

[michiman57]

this dudes a faggot

[Jack10000115]

i love the picture for the video, i love a pimp named slickback, and yes his name includes the a pimp named part, that man is hilarious

[bluecookie8me]

HAHA THIS DUDE IS FUNNNNYYY!!

[emolamo97]

man i'd fuck you if mr.clean had hair lol get it....

[neoarcadezr]

You're like a different person with the hat on

[randomoniamgames]

i like your no ma'am shirt

[ggnub100]

your forehead is the size of Antarctica 

[ggnub100]

this guy is a douchebag

[mikeyvallesteros]

did u fall from heaven cause im having an erection

[happydibo]

AHAHAH Nice French! 

[mrsillyclips]

are you from ireland... because whenever i see u my penis is dublin

[ilovebobbylong]

my fucking boyfriend just dump me ass fuck him and u hot (:)

[ilovebobbylong]

1:45 did i leave my bra at ur house whoops lol jk

[ilovebobbylong]

your hott

[BeCcAaNdFaItH73]

you have a HUGE forehead.

[amaruonline]

Obi Wan... LOL :):)

[antonio5413]

Are you from heaven because you just gave me an erection =]

[AkillaTv]

Damn, "Puis-je aller aux toilettes ? " Epic accent.

[victoria4942]

lmao 2:09

[TheMagOne]

guy: hey you wana go out?

girl: oh im sorry i have a bf

guy: and i have a math test next week

girl: what?

guy: oh i thought we were talking about things we could cheat on

[emocorry]

Here are some nice Ones Lol We got Pokemon, Crude, Anime, and WOW

Looking at your ass makes my bulba soar.

Do you wanna battle? 'Cuz my balls are at the ready!

Are you a pikachu? Because you are shockingly beautiful.

Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong.

That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

Why don’t we go back to my place and find my Dragonballs?

I promise, I can always find a girls G-Force.

Do ya wanna grind?

Why don't you seduce me? My resistance is low.

[ThePopeye90]

yo is that his real head? lol that shit looks mad funny lmao

[GamingWalktrough]

lol married with children t-shirt :)

[JasmineLovesBowser10]

I cracked up when he was like, "what do u like in a girl?" uhhhhh... my dick... mostly

[demonjay50]

ballstranglers!!!

[brainpinkey]

thats all i learn in spanish at the beginning donde es la bano the n has a ~

[csp070789]

Do you have a boyfriend? Yeah!? Is he on the roof? No. You wanna go on the roof? works 1 out of 10 times. not good odds

[electricenergy77]

Haha the part about the zipper joke made me laugh....remember the incredible hulk was green lol! I thin that might make a girl run the other way

[bigfootsmythHQ]

i like spagetti too

[munkrock99]

Dude no offense but HOW IS UR HEAD SOOO HUGE but i LOVE u anyway and the shortstack show is AWESOME

[munkrock99]

Dude ni offence but HOW IS UR HEAD SOOO HUGE but i LOVE u anyway and the shortstack show is AWESOME

[cowgirls1011]

good video and nice sunglasses 

[xXHospitalizedXx]

i love this guy he reminds me of the way my closest friends are xD

[DjAngelic97]

That's the shirt from Married With Children LOOOL I'm 14, yes I've watched it, damn I feel old hahaaa

[drumsandlemons17]

hey, i lost my number...can i have yours?

[TheDomsta1119]

good thing i brought my library card cause im checkin you out

[563985j]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I love spaguethi

Now lots fuck

lolololol

[commentgal89]

J'ai français^-^

[FrostTouchx]

lol, your hilarious. xD

[commentgal89]

Bonjour! J'mappelle Olivia. Comment ça va? (:

51 en moyenne!? Je suis désolé pour vous ^-^

[563985j]

@commentgal89 Bounjour Olivia! xD J'ai portuguaise et toi? =)

[Moneybags7777]

lol!

[derapattack]

theese are not spaghetti!!! theese are maccheroni!!!

[moneyjr1122]

me oui je très bien :)

[GypsyJess1990]

too sexy for you glasses sure, too sexy for your shirt yes, too sexy for your hat... no

[chicanocpt]

wow, you scared me when u took off ur hat, @ 0:04

i thought it was a bowling ball.

[TiffanyandMonica]

je t'aime ;)

[StojanovicCarl]

awesome, this is basicly my life

[adairbsk]

Gostei ta faltando algo mas como o tempo vc consegue, acho que vc tem usar mais esse geitão de muleke brincalão é por ai

[AniggaNamedSav]

Good day miss im sir sav and imma tryna fukk hahah ya diggggg

[MrTakersdemon]

Really funny shit

[Jwsalander]

Nice shoes...

wanna fuck?

[Jumppig2]

roses are red

violent is twisted

bind over baby

your about to get fisted

[BrianDWalker3445]

you look like your name should be Vin Wiesel

[confusionandme]

29 jersey shore fans lol

[kemoslicer2419]

WANNA FUCK?

[CaptainChompski]

Nice, you know some Quebec native words! (Tabarnak, ostie, caliss) XD

[Barnabi21]

Canadian? 

[NbaTheGreatest]

another great candian comdian nice job man im subbing

[tjelabberton]

baha roses are red, violets are blue

i like spagueti, now lets go fuck

[CEimajellyfishCE]

Anyone who sends friend requests to loads of random people to get more subs is a failed youtuber...

[DoUdO1000]

@CEimajellyfishCE So true i hate who do that and even if the vids are so good i don't subscribe!

[ChidSchnid]

@CEimajellyfishCE chill.. he's pretty dec..

[CEimajellyfishCE]

@ChidSchnid he's pretty dec?

[Falcarious]

@CEimajellyfishCE It is failish, but im glad he friended me, hes funny, but not sub worthy

[ThePewpie]

@CEimajellyfishCE

Not really. It helps them to become more noticed. If you thought every most known youtuber just randomly began making videos and got a million views within a week without advertising them.....You're a fail.

[kjay31colombian]

lol omg u have a huge forehead !!!

[irmudkipz]

Do you work at subway? Because you're giving me a footlong.

[ClockMaster123123]

Haha when I'm in french class I always do that I say "Puis-je aller boire de l'eau" that to get a drink.

[StarUnwrittenDestiny]

lol i find this  funny

[MostFunnyUserName]

your French is not too bad!

[elleonhighheels]

The fact that people can watch this and think it's funny is actually really sad :(

[MrLukeWylie]

What do you like in a girl? Uhhh, my dick. LOL

[killerdinamo08]

i accept you`re friendship request for the NO MA'AM shirt!!!

[shafranov123]

Roses are red, violets are blue. I love spaghetti, now lets go f*ck. LOL

[TheMisscandygirl]

LOOOOOOOL xd i speak french ;p nice cussing ;)

[jaketv1000]

Lol, I love this :D

[Iivelaughlovelust]

Word of the day is legs, why don't you come over to my house and spread the word?

[MyNameIsDerr]

Type PRIZE before youtube and hit enter

[BUGLORD23]

DUDE..... YOU SOUNDED LIKE ELMO!!! ( THE GIRL VERSION OF YOU)

[TheHeartBrokenGurl]

who's bra is that? lol

[loli14]

@TheHeartBrokenGurl

his moms

[neppy503]

What about guys trying to pick up guys? Is possible in French?

[thebrownasterisk]

I tried those on my wife and she divorced me, jk.

[iLLvibeisHipHop]

BOOOYAKA!!  iLLvibe + Shortstack = Canada's best!

[TheFABOUNETTE]

Looooooooooooooooooool !!!!

[kittycat11324]

El bano por favor?

[purebrownsugar77]

LOL.

[YouNoULoveIt]

loooooooooool this is funny :)

you know theres a band named 'short stack' . their an australian band

[grindhousepornking]

Getting Jiggy with a Bra on his head. GRIND!

[Poodleinacan]

Haha

[padlock246]

i got one but its only if u want a RESTRAINING ORDER.... my love for u is like diarrea, it just keeps on coming

[faffaflunkie]

I'd hate to be his congressman.

[dantheman1507]

it's spaghetti...

and thanks for the songs... they're great >:D<

keep on... stacking

[YamiPoyo]

@dannycraps How does contest work?

[YamiPoyo]

Your bald?

[ecbatana1]

wtf is this....

[712outlaw]

DUDE DUDE DUDE PLEASE RESPOND!!! Where did you get your shirt? haha i use to watch that show all the time :D married with children please leave me a message :)

[Buzythesnozzy70]

UHH AT FIRST I TOLD MY SELF THIS VIDEO IS GONA BE REALLY GAY BUT I GUESS IT WAS OKAY!

[TheSuperlupe2010]

your videos are really great!

[samhoe111]

" Obi one, your our last hope" HAHAH ur so funny XD

[Gh0stface89]

whats the song at 3:09 called? i dont understand what u r sayin there

[TedManiax]

My pick up line is "You have nice hair, It would look better next to my dick"

[Zenkka]

@TedManiax lmao simple but beautiful :D:D

[TWEETYNGIGGLEZ]

omg u have to tell me how u made the oldies sound lik aremix lol i love oldies

[kylemiester69]

hahaha omg :) "what do you like in a girl" "uhmmm....my dick" pure awesomeness

[KalexCullen]

lol! your videos are great! How come I hadn't seen you before?!

[LaminaMagica]

let's play titanic when i say iceberg u go down

[dantheman1507]

shortstack's theme song always makes me wanna bust a move

[Fighter4121]

Hahahahaha!! Awesome Dude xD

[MsNescaa]

omg that tattoo is so awesome xD

[taylovespatch2]

omg your hilarious man XD

[KevinADCarter]

Shameful! You don't know your spaghetti from your rigatoni.

[IrishCol1only]

Good video Danny ... liking your style!! haha Been a wile since I watched you, your improving so much now ... way to go!! :)

[xlostxmemoryx01x]

@dannycraps Fuck Yeah !

[FabulousLakeTahoe]

Just show 'em that bad-ass tattoo on your chest... It makes you look like a real man.

[Jointhehiphoprev]

"Son Of A Gun" is my favorite tune!!!!!

[exposingrealitylw]

Pick-up line: "Get in the van... I have candy!"

[shonins]

Heres one: "Do you live on a farm, cause you sure know how to raise cocks."

[kelceyrok]

I'm glad I didn't fast forward :)

[huia021]

you are too funny lol. guys in my country dont try to use pick up lines because they too scared. its what happens when you live in new zealand lmao

[tazdeville55]

Kool dude!

[NHLfreak87]

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

[owmygawd12]

Songname at 3:09 ?

[aassaa99]

the last song was nice

[Miriam89]

Hillarious :DD If anyone used that with me, it would work :DDD after I ended up laughing hysterically

[bloodyrubyred]

great, loved it, shared it... nice cock

[jessicaH5140]

can I buy you a drink or would you just prefer the five bucks?

[daaaayyumm3214]

sweeeeet.

[JhonChaguan]

jajajajaja CSM

[alivape]

here is a chuck norris joke dont bring a gun to an chuck norris fight ill let you finish it

[mhaley101]

Thanks for these pickup lines! I went out tonight and tried them all. I got 6 phone #s, 2 BJ offers, and 3 other women told me that they love me.  :D

[espntimestwo]

@mhaley101 That's a good success rate. I pay for my BJ's so the only pick up line I need is 'how much do you charge for a half-hour session?'. I also make sure I ask if MSOG (multiple shots on goal) is available and I have recently been inquiring about COF (cum on face) possibilities. The one thing I have learned is that pussy is pussy and it doesn't make sense to work so hard for pretty girls because they aren't any better in bed than average looking girls.

[RobinTheWorld]

I enjoyed one of your other videos, but this fucking sucked.

[PackWolf666]

@RobinTheWorld how the hell can you sat that?!?!?!?!

[RobinTheWorld]

I enjoyed one of your other videos, but this fucking sucked.

[YallOnlyLiveOnce]

lololololol <3

[deatscart]

dude you know tabarnac and caliss, that's all you need to know

[ixslipknotxi]

Roflmfao.

[jmacman12]

lol french swearing :P

[AreWeFamousNow]

Here is one. Is that a mirror in your pants? Cause I see myself in your pants.

[MrNateman89]

guy: You got some thing on yo ass.

girl: What?

guy: My eyes

girl:kicks guy in the junk

guy: crys for mom.

[doughmanx14]

-Do you work at subway?

-No why?

-Cuz you're givin me a foot long ;D

[MissMarissaaaa]

69th liker :)

[LilFrenchHornPlayer]

ima steak ur glasses!!! xP

[sheridanbucket]

"Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey; see a doctor and get rid of it."

--Navin R. Johnson, jerk

[hottiedrea]

those r rigatoni noodles not spaghetti :(

[YouPastDue]

i dont remember when i subd to ur channel lol but whatever ur funny so i wont unsub i guess lol

[YouPastDue]

lol if your into that go ahead and use them lol wtf hahahahha

[Heather789456]

Hey crappy!! Love this vid, it's funny. You have a lot of girls who are in love w you haha. Too bad they don't know what you are REALLY like. I joke I kid. :) let's party soon ya? Ttyl.

[MrBigRedKoolaid]

i still dont understand what ur green screen is for

[Loganater200]

LOL "What do you like most in a girl? MY DICK"

[trojangirl246]

1 person didnt get laid from using any of these pick up lines

[metamorphicmuse]

Vous avez besoin d'une fessée! XOXOXO

[BaconTV123]

nice...

[ratedRandomstudios]

every video gets better then the next :)

[ITSxFELiCiTYYY]

TABARNACK ESTI DE CALISS hahahahaha QUEBEC (L).

This mean '' Dammit fucking shit '' =D

Luv u Danny (:

[TheNickJones96]

"nice shoes,

want to fuck?"

[theGreenPrincess16]

i have a midieval one,

"wow, your a very pretty damsel in distress, let me help you out of it."

[iLLvibeisHipHop]

BIG LOVE to Shortstack!! - Download "SON OF A GUN" & the other tunes FREE on my channel. Thanks for the support to everyone who dug the tune so much.

[Andywarski]

yes, the no mam shirt rocks

[j7Ai7V]

for the record, I didn't fast forward...

and thanks for the songs..

wheres the T's..?

[kylecampbell4]

You're hot.

[NoirFilleChante]

Lmao. I actually did press fast forward at first, and then the pick-up lines were kinndaaaa funny so I came back - haha

[kukiimonzter]

my favorite color is green;)

lol ure funny:D

[Le0Boi]

your girl voice sounds like justin bieber lolz