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  • WHERE THE MOTHERFUCKING STRIPPERS ASSHOLE

  • We all hate it when you post a picture of a video just to bring us to your fucking snarky commentary. Here's a hint- if you're compelled to make a 3 1/2 min commentary about a Sarah Palin look alike strip contest, wait a day or two. You'll forget about the subject.

  • @adrew1452 - Great articles on the Left:

    "The progressive “climate of hate:” An illustrated primer, 2000-2010":

    MichelleMalkin*com/2011/01/10/­the-progressive-climate-of-hat­e-an-illustrated-primer-2000-2­010

    "Classmate Of Gifford’s Shooter: He Was “Quite Liberal” ":

    SayAnythingBlog*com/entry/clas­smate-of-giffords-shooter-he-w­as-quite-liberal

  • tits or stfu

  • I'm looking for logic in the tea party. So far its been rebellious childishness that I would expect from a kid. I don't like any party. I think all of our politician should be robots.

  • These Communist fools can't make a valid argument against Conservatism and the limited government philosophy so they resort to juvenile sexual insults. Meantime Conservatives are discussing the Constitution, morality and monetary policy. Who do YOU think is going to win this culture war?

  • this davis fleet character is a tea bagger...and yes...in the homosexual sense...and yes..it is an insult. Just out of curiosity..when will the libs stop being a bunch of hypocrites and admit that their intolerance of "intolerance" is defeating the purpose? Stupid Hypocrats! Good luck keeping your tainted politicians in office come November. The only people buying your bullshit are the dumbasses who always have...yourselves!

  • I had to shut it down. Too lame.

  • you wish you were zefrank!

  • Better to be the Tea Bagger than the Tea Baggie lol

  • So whose nailin' Failin-- i mean Palin?

  • Sarah Palin looks like your mom, and that makes me hot.

  • hahahahhahaha omg yesss. most senators more than likely are compromised by satanic gobblens

  • More cheap shots and liberal crap. Can't handle the topics so lets belittle and insult. 1:34 and I'm outta here. If I knew that this was a Dufus Deadwood I'd have not even clicked to view.

  • meh..you lost me with the randian/regressive part...that was like a joke without a punchline... your material needs to be sharper. you can't just say 'teabagger' and hope people laugh like beavis & butthead...

  • What's with your eyes fleetwood? You look like you're on something...

  • What an asshole!

    Hows that Hope and Change working out for you clown?

  • just another contradiction of her own morals, beliefs, & knowledge. man is she stupid, pick a side & stick with it. (i do love strip clubs though)

  • ok i grew up in Va. Beach which is ruled by the church and sarah palin is a self proclaimed big time church person so knowing that strip clubs are an abomanation to the church going against all it stands for (i know this cause of where i grew up they were outlawed by the church) then why is the tea party hosting such an event that clearly goes against their leader sarah palin's beliefs?

  • Sarah Palin is hot.

  • @lcmorgan1221 you must not have very high standards.

  • @FixedByDoc Nope, that's why I love yo momma!

  • @lcmorgan1221 well i guess she needs some lovin from somebody.

  • Davis, your singing is truly disturbing!

  • What the hell kind of name for a city is Wasilla?

  • @whoo689 There she goes! Miss Lie of the Year award

  • @whoo689 It's named after a tribal chief, kinda like Pontiac, Michigan only no cars were named after him.

  • Davisflleetwood why are you a hermit? Are you surrounded by conservatives there in New York?

    How do you like your taxes in NY?

    Tea baggers unite!

    I'm actually disappointed that "Tea bagger" is the best the B.O. sniffers could come up with.

    As a tea bagger let me set the story straight. Tea party goers are protesting taxation without adequate representation. We elect these thieves who represent Wall street and International banking cartels not the people.

  • @tstatech these thieves we elect have represented wall street and International banking cartels for YEARS. Why is this rise, this riddiculous fraction of the "voice of the people" suddenly emerging to take our country back?

    Don't you understand that we liberal commies are trying to get the government to tax the big corporations and bankers? Think how much money we could raise for jobs and education with a mere tax increase of 0.5% out of their mastodonic paychecks

  • @tstatech err.. and in the spirit of protesting the excessive power of wall street, banks and corporation, tea baggers embrace the likes of sarah palin, whose tongue is so deep up the corporate ass she will need a surgeon should she ever decide to come up for air.

  • Politics do not equal sexy. It is in fact the opposite. Why is it that people are so pathetic?

  • Drill Baby Drill, that was good. Happy 400th. Keep on going

  • So...did Nixon beat a fat, hunched and hairy Humphrey (68) and then McGovern (72) because he learned how to be more photogenic??? Smiles big waving double victory/peace signs.

  • more singing and dancing please!!! LOL

  • Congrats to your 400th!!

    Keep revealing the normal, daily insanity!

  • you're a homo, seriously.

  • I love your emotional vlogs. Very funny. Why dont you have more subs?

  • wow, the old more-of-a-loser version of phil de franco lol

    titles and thumbnails to trick people into watching...

  • at the admiral? ahhhh that place sucks ass. theres no nudeity there. and the women there are ugly.

  • im from chicago! IM SOOO GONNA GO!

  • I wonder how many people who comment in here and don't call themselves homophobic actually know the name of that pornstar.

  • The jokes write themselves!

  • your later videos: it looks like your starting to have much more fun making these now.  That's good to see.

  • iTouch:

    Favorite media device of catholic priests around the world.

  • Congrats on number 400. Sorry I can't donate, but I am peddling your channel and have turned a few subscribers your way. That is all the virtual capital I can offer.

  • When are Fleetwood's books coming out????

  • @0ddGIRL0ut My first book should come out by May 15. I'll keep you all posted.

  • @0ddGIRL0ut - Comic or Big Red Book?

  • @0ddGIRL0ut Hopefully never, this guy is a fucking wanker.

  • I suspect this guy is intelligent, but his points are biased and misleading. I wont be subscribing because it's general propoganda, but it's a decent commentary.

  • Well, at least they aren't having a Pelosi or Clinton LookAlike contest. Yikes!

    The only difference is, Sarah Palin never whored her way to the top. She was American and did everything we did. Hillary on the other hand held onto Bill's coattails all the way to the Senate and still to this day is so insecure about it that she snaps at reporters who ask her husbands opinions on things.

    Besides, I cannot see a pantsuit on a strip poll.

  • I'd fuck her brains out, if she had any.

  • yeay! bloopers ^^

    alwasy fun

  • congrats on the milestone...hippie

  • Happy 400th, Mr. Fleetwood!

    You can sing! More please!

    Say, still on music, is there any chance you'd be willing to air the occasional guest theme song from a sympathetic, (but unsigned) original rock artist?

  • Even though i do not like you, and only agree with you 50% of the time... damn you get to the core of the situation/problem at hand... bravo i say

  • grats on 400

  • Okay, I laughed heavily for the "Pound Me in My Pickup" Scott Brown Lookalike Contest. Well done.

  • Mitch McConnell looks like Gollum,

  • Remember, 'Teabagger' is a homophobic term intended to insult Tea Party members by insinuating that they perform gay sexual acts. If you want to look like someone who is accepting of other people's lifestyles you should probably out that term back in your pocket.

  • @sdfkjllshadflhadfshl "Tea bagger" is not homophobic term. It is a gender neutral term intended to insult the tea party movement by comparing it to the act of one lower one's testicles into anothers mouth.

    The mouth can be male, female, or transgender.

    The term works great b/c whether one is turned on or grossed out by visual images of such an act; it demeans the political movement in a clever word twist.

    Get your undies out of a bunch, will ya?

  • @davisfleetwood But that act of shoving your nuts in someone's mouth is considered demeaning to the person being teabagged, not the teabagger himself who is of course, doing the shoving.

  • @LordSnow69

    the point

    ________

    your head

  • @davisfleetwood Look, I find the term moderately offensive but I don't understand the hostility towards a demographic that is mainly concerned about run away spending and a 'living' constitution. Sure, the cry for Hope and Change sounds good but no one ever tells you what they mean by 'change'. Is that like trying to add a new state in the dark of night like they did with Puerto Rico yesterday?

  • @davisfleetwood you're married to a women right?

  • I enjoy your colorful rants even though I tend to lean more towards the conservative mindset. And yes I have attended a tea party and yes I do enjoy sticking my nuts in someone else's mouth. I guess that makes me a tea bagger. I would rather be the bagger than the baggy. Which by the way your eyes look as if you are partaking of a baggy of your own. Not to mention you look like Robert Downey JR in Less than Zero. All the same you do entertain me. Not as much as Red State Update. But your good.

  • @tstatech naybe baggee ould be better :)

  • @davisfleetwood So if the old folks and angry babyboomers who attend the Tea Parties are "teabaggers" then would that make liberals, mainstream media, et al "teabaggees" as in the ones into whose mouths testicles are lowered? I think that would be a great term to coin since the folks who REALLY get their panties in a wad are those who claim to be the most "tolerant". By the way, "testicles" are not, as far as I know, gender neutral.

  • @yiminnybuck "I think that would be a great term to coin since the folks who REALLY get their panties in a wad are those who claim to be the most 'tolerant'."

    Um, have you seen the teabagger rallies? Heard about the death threats to congressmen who supported the health bill? What about that dumbo who wanted to shoot Obama with an arrow?

  • @berniemacster I've been to the tea party rallies. Lots of folks old enough to be your grandpa. Didn't see anyone who looked in the least bit threatening.

  • @yiminnybuck funny, i have seen them holding signs that say "we come unarmed (this time)" Age is irrelevant, old people are just as stupid with a gun as any other teabagging idiot, but nonetheless there have been many young people to participate in the rallies. The threats and vandalism are still a major part of my argument.

  • @yiminnybuck By the WAY, davis didn't say "testicles" were gender neutral, he said the term tea bagger was, the one that does the lowering of his balls isn't necessarily the tea bagger, but the ones who suck on political pundits' balls, which can apply to women as well since the balls are only metaphorical. That's my take on it, anyway. For a visual look at the ralliers with the tea bags hanging from their hats into their face :)

  • @berniemacster the one with the testicles is the one who does the teabagging in common parlance. davis, and you, are just ignorant if you think otherwise. So the one doing the teabagging must always be male though you, whatever gender you may be, can be the teabaggee.

  • @yiminnybuck but like i said, it is a metaphor

  • @davisfleetwood dont forget the fact that the tea baggers came up with the term themselves, and found out later what it mend

  • @Twiek88 - The freak show on MSNBC began calling these American citizens this name. Get your bullshit story straight tweaker boy. We know what a tweak is too!

  • @davisfleetwood - I first heard this term as a homosexual behavior in joy houses (whore house) several years before the Tea Party movement had any publicity as an entertaining way to attract a would be "butt buddy" by the homosexual population.

  • @sdfkjllshadflhadfshl Also remember that they were calling "themselves" teabaggers when their astroturf movement started. Once somebody whispered in their collective ears why people kept snickering whenever they said the word the promptly started to use the tea partier moniker.

  • @dgeypscun So if black people call themselves the N word does it make it cool for everyone else to use it? A few misguided souls who you don't respect shouldn't set the set the bar for your moral standards.

  • @sdfkjllshadflhadfshl Following your logic  they should start calling themselves Teabaggers to reclaim the term. See how your analogy doesn't work? African americans reclaimed a term from when they were literally slaves. How does that equte to an organization largely of white, upper middle class, baby boomers. I don't call black people the N word out of respect to an entire segment of our population that deserves it. I don't respect the Teabaggers, so I will call them whatever I please.

  • @sdfkjllshadflhadfshl tea party members were the first to call themselves teabaggers, lacking the social awareness to recognize the connotation. as with their general political philosophies, tea baggers embarrassed themselves

  • @manonthemount it might just be name calling to a tea party member but i wonder if you actually get teabagged. You use it as an insult but yet have it done to you, i don't get it?

  • @sdfkjllshadflhadfshl - Don't the let libs try to change history to their liking. This was a homosexual behavior long before the Tea Party Movement was organized. Can't trust these progressives. They'd sell their own mother for a testicle in the mouth.

  • @sdfkjllshadflhadfshl WTF? A Tea-Bagger is just somebody that puts their testacles on somebody else's forehead, it has nothing to do with gays or the Tea Party Movement. So get your shit right if you're gonna act like you know what you're talking about.

  • @sdfkjllshadflhadfshl Teabagger isn't a Homophobic term you dumb ass. Seeing as how Straight couples are capable of sticking sacks in mouths too.

  • @sdfkjllshadflhadfshl Uh.. You can tea bag men and women so it's /NOT/ a homophobic term for a homosexual act. Indeed the point being made here is likely that the Tea Party has their balls in America's mouth. Pull your head out.

  • hahaha

  • Now that's tasteless while being tacky! Plz continue my dumbing down of education By useing large breasted look alikes. i can't look my conservative mom in the face hahaha

  • wow wow wow raywilliamjohnson in 20 years

  • @xLEGITGAMERx hopefully not

  • I have a hard time complaining about women getting naked for any reason. If an hot woman wants to strip for Nazism I encourage it.

  • man, the last time i jump kicked into the air like that i fucked my sciatic! GAT...DAMNED processed CHEESE! but really a guy should stretch first

  • I dunno, Jefferson and Franklin wagged it around quite a bit. And Drill, baby, Drill?! How's about Blow, baby, Blow!

  • awesome work man, i'm with you on all this "getting by on your looks" crap. it's pathetic to see this happening nowadays, i miss the days when having talent and and education really mattered. Oh! congrats on 400 videos man.

  • I like the idea. Don't like where the money is going to. I'm in an ethical dilemma here.

  • Motormouth. I like the car crashes.

  • Aaahh, yes! The great P.T. Barnum! Sarah Palin is to the Tea Party what the Fiji Mermaid was to Barnum. Except that Barnum had the integrity to market the FM as a 'real fake'- you decide, he would say. It was his greatest sideshow money maker- until there was a fire that burned away the paper mache that held the baby head and fish tail together!

    What's Orwellian is that the guy that hacked Palin's emails may get 50 yrs, while Blankfein just gets yelled at by the Senate committee. You decide.

  • Gooble-gobble! One of us!

  • Where the Brett Favre video go? I watched enough to see that one missing.

    Am I sick in the head to have a crush on Tina Fay and hate Sarah Palin so much?

  • I'd teabag Sarah Palin.

  • I don't own any apple products.

  • @Doomedlight : Well, You should. :)

  • When my friend from Chicago was told about this it prompted him to yell: "I can see Sarah Palin's tits from my house!"

    I laughed for about 2 minutes. I'll comment on the substance of the video later, as i'm still feeling laugh aftershocks.

  • lisa ann for president

  • Just says you invest alot into what you do.

  • god shut up

  • If that's what goblins look like, I'm joining the dark side. That is one awesome toad lookalike.

  • Wow, Ms. 1984... That's effin' brilliant! It is dystopian though. Congrats on #400!

  • this tea party BS is turning out to be a great distraction. i just see the tea party as a plan to get all the pissed off Americans who want to do shit but don't know how to do it into a big flock and lure them around from behind the shadow using a MILF

  • right on and congrats on vid #400

    keep on keepin on Davis

  • How bout a Davis Fleetwood look alike stip contest?

  • 400 videos? Congrats Davis =)

  • Woman walked into a bar and asked for a double entendre... and the bartender gave her one! (Oh yeah!)

  • Yes go strip club one great way to make Sarah Palin palatable.

  • I just have 1 thing to say, "Let's see Sarahs TITS :) ".

  • I fucking love Lisa Ann.

  • you can lie to me cupcakes

  • Medicare funded erections to nowhere

  • Benjamin Franklin would have been in the front row for this.

    But he was world renowned for his intelligence.

    If you put modern leaders into a continental congress, they'd bring

    back the Queen and the Bank of England.

    Oh wait, all they'd need is the Queen.

  • The tea party, like any other popular movement, usually get's hijacked by some other group. (Something to do with polititians and bandwagons.) And the movement doesn't just have to be PRO something. It can also be ANTI something. So concepts keep getting thrown into the pot, and noone examines the elements because they were in the pot. Too bad. Lot's of babies get thrown out that way.

  • Palin, and Obama are signs of how dumb the masses are.

  • the walk on Wall street had over 15,000 people.

  • i've seen 410, you have to buy the "special package" to watch the extra ones, includes blow up doll

  • I already killed my tv.

  • Just realized that this is the 400th video I have posted on this channel. 400.

    How many have you seen? I know that I sure as hell have not watched all of them ;)

  • @davisfleetwood speaking of your prolific video output, I have to ask if you plan to make a special vid for video #420? I'm sure you know what I mean, and I'm sure a significant percentage of your subscriber base would appreciate and enjoy it . . . just a humble suggestion

  • @D119heavy Not all his fans smoke weed. You don't have to be stoned to be a liberal.

  • @radicalgarbage02 : I smoke weed and consider my self somewhat of a fan - but i'm not liberal. Strange huh?

  • @selvmordspilot Let me guess... anarchist? nonparty? republican, even? Whatever. You probably don't like labels right? You're just gonna be all smug and holier-than-thou.

    The truth is a LOT and I mean A LOT of people smoke weed. Hell, even I used to smoke weed in high school. Doesn't mean a damn thing though and making a video that glorifies "420"?.... well that just goes against D.F.'s flow of videos doesn't it? Enjoy Hitler's birthday somewhere else.

  • @radicalgarbage02 : Haha, touché! :D actualy i'm neither, and probably as far away from the mentioned as you can imagine.. Perhaps socialist is somewhat fitting, in it's original sense..

    Anyways, 420 must be some american slang. but i assume it means weed (cuz that's what the internetz told me). I think D.F. can make vids about anything really, as long as the oppinions displayed are coherent and the content relevant..

    (happy b-day Hitler! wait, i think that was like a couple of weeks ago..)

  • @davisfleetwood I've seen them all and enjoyed every single one! Looking forward to your book.

  • @davisfleetwood Congrats man, and may you have 400 more (not like thier any lack of material). I've seen most of them

  • lol Lisa Ann... I mean who is that?

  • well done

  • People go on and on about how hot that bitch Palin is. She's okay looking but man! Does the word "Overrated" mean anything to these people?

    And you are hearing this from a guy who dates older women. One of them happens to have been named Sarah.

  • This is depressing. For some reason, I'm now somewhat ashamed to have watched Lisa Ann (as well as, by proxy, any porn, ever).

    Nice hair, today, as well.

  • My first donation to this good cause. Keep up the good work.

  • @almostcapecod Wow. Got it... thank you!

  • haha this was great keep it up.

  • :

    What a disgusting debauchery.

    ★★★★★ Transmission!

  • thats my favorite song :D, however simon wouldnt give you kudo's on american idol.... sorry

  • @theoperationfreedom "Join the Circus" is your favorite song?

  • @davisfleetwood well, second favorite, however your version is a little off note in various ways...... my FAVORITE song is here

    watch?v=GCPSh47gHz8 however it might make you hungry :D

  • Money as always.

  • your Pt Barnum comment was more right than you know bro....

  • hey great work!! LOL all day :D

  • u have ugly singing voice lol

  • can't beat them Davis

    what was once a home for the Constitution Party, Ron Paul supporters, given full breath and depth by Aaron Russo has been hijack, spit upon, stomped on and rapped to the point that it is beyond recognition; like the catholic church, by Dick Army's GOP intelligentsia.

  • and once Obama is gone and all those left of dems return to join the progressive fold, the REAL progressives, walking hand in hand once more in unison to march onward and forward some Democratic-Dick-Army will do the same to them.

    It may be time to do what the poets and artists did in Russia under Soviet Rule.

    Find a free country.

  • Your best episode yet.

  • You put out some brilliant stuff man, keep it up.

  • Marvellous stuff. Keep up the good work sir!

  • ~** Somebody got a Hairrrrcut **~

  • @h4KK ,

    Posted before I saw the dance at 3:11 - good stuff.

    Stone shirt on stone walls makes for popupDavis dancing.

  • Great video, you're getting really good at this!

  • Is Sarah Palin what passes for attractive in political circles?! I know that, being from the country that gave Margaret Thatcher to the world, I perhaps have no room for comment, but god damn! Jessica Alba for president! :D

  • Calling SP a brainless media whore is an insult to brainless media whores!

  • MANIC! - I like it

  • The entire video was as usual gold. But the last 40 seconds had me yelling for my roommate to come watch, we did and I'm still laughing.

    Keep it up Davis

  • @onbeyondade Glad to entertain you & your roommate.....

  • Disturbing, i wonder if she can do anal, cause shes full of crap so it might be a little hard. (low lvl joke i know but everytime i see or hear of her my IQ drops sorry)

  • I guess there's one good thing about Sarah Palin, then..

  • You are at your finest today!

  • Gross! *shudders*

    You can be the most attractive person in the world, but if what comes out of your mouth is ugly...you're useless to me, even as a sex object. LOL bloopers are always fantastic!

  • Dude. You are on an epic run these past few weeks. Dis shit iz f&^ing awesome.

    I'll try and donate soon!

    Fleetwood 4 PREZZZ

  • So the enormous gov't is using it's ties to the corporations that own the media to convince the masses that MORE government controlling, regulating and taxing every single aspect of their lives is a good and necessary thing... And you call the opposition "Orwellian"?... Did you even read the books?

  • Please don't show me a picture of Mitch McConnell, I'm eating man.

  • I thought Republicans were AGAINST strip clubs and all their immoralness.

  • Holy shit, I just did a google of this. It's real! I think the tea party is a little TOO obsessed with Palin... 0_0

  • @PhillyWargamer Would I lie to you? I am asking you sugar: would I lie to you?