Denis Leary - Asshole (Uncensored Version)

[TheElephantGuides]

Hahaha Im here from avo.

[JJBLUES1975]

best song ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Phatso816]

@Twiist3dJoK3r

Implying you're not 13. Lawl.

[davidvan30]

so its good to be a asshole? COOL!



[TheDavid3922]

@UNDERtheBRIDGEtroll7 Homophobic Troll?

[MrSoullicker]

vevo is an asshole

[NadiaDowton]

This should me the American national anthem.



[PS3glitchmasters]

What album is this on?

[TheDavid3922]

@shovel20 I dedicate this song to you

[Javer80]

Hey, this hit a million views. Neat.

[AssualtZero]

Anybody else just get bored and typed "asshole" in the search bar?

[shovel20]

I stood in the door way at the vehicle testing door way while they were trying to escape.

But no I was itching a lottery ticket! how's that for an asshole!

[libertarianable]

" I steal jokes from the greats and don't give a shit

while I am the guy they are waiting to hit, I'm an asshole"

[TheWaluigiman1]

Story of my life.

[tickedoffnow]

WHAT A PHONY-BITCH.

[MrStrongarms]

dedicate this to Dean Gouin!!!

[Criminal916]

Oh this awesome song is almost as old as me.

[TheMiamiRockStar]

I dedicate this song to my stepdad,a dyed-in-the-wool ASSHOLE!

[beruk82]

there is another asshole -->>> /watch?v=vrgqg3H5jNE

[DonkeykongSw2]

Anyone here look for asshole?

[felipegonzalezweb]

Almost 999999 views :omg:

[Chalis26]

Fuuuuuu--- off with the shitwit commercials at the beginning of every goddamn video >.<

[GoldenCenturion]

This song makes me proud to be American.

[Nycimus]

I can't imagine this song BEING censored...

[FictileVillain]

The most patriotic song in existence.

[un4g1v3n1]

@FictileVillain Fuck Denis Leary and VEVO. Leary wouldn't have been shit without stealing schticks from Bill Hicks. His whole asshole, smoker persona was complete rip off from the late Hicks. So, go fuck yourself Leary, you are an asshole! And an unoriginal one at that!

[jonharson]

@un4g1v3n1 Just shut up and sing the song pal!

[un4g1v3n1]

@jonharson I did...I sang the bitch over and over again...And then I made this video with it. Their are other videos with the song, which play unscathed...Not mine the fucks!

Check it out. Not the one at this link, watch?v=DBsbm7fvWAY but the one at the link in the info box! HYSTERICAL!

[xgeneric99]

@un4g1v3n1 Except that Denis Leary is funny and insightful and Bill Hicks was just a hate filled asshole.

[uiruu]

@xgeneric99 I think you fudged the names around there, it's the other way.

[msglimmertwin52]

i had forgotten how funny this is

[EvilleJester187]

top two comments are ridiculous and where written by real A#holes no doubt

[iBlazeTooMuch]

I think "Nuclear Fucking Weapons" is 3 words..

[John3285]

I don't imagine Dens Leary is an asshole in real life (at least not to this extent)

[RetroReactive1038]

I hate denis leary

[natemorey]

The related videos are fucked up...

[johnxjxrambo]

A REAL asshole would stop watching this on a VEVO channel and go watch a pirate upload instead.

[MarkOutisStock]

There's something odd with a video that invented the term "sub-cockle area" having an add under it for a song titled "You Da One." Or is the odd thing that I find "sub-cockle area" clever wordplay, but "You Da One" just poor grammar?

[msglimmertwin52]

@MarkOutisStock dude you were thinking what i was thinking!

[IDerMetzgermeisterI]

Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces, while handicapped people make handicapped faces :D

REAL ASSHOLE :D

[idfcb]

thumbs up if team avo brought u here

[jelloofhell]

i typed asshole to watch videos of people being total assholes and i get a song which is way more better than what i expect

[bulltiger18]

Look, I don't give a fuck whose idea it was, all that matters is this song exists, I don't care who wrote it, who sang it or who invented it, I would be happy if anyone sang this, it is a legendary song.

[GWUnderground]

ITS THE DAD FROM SANDLOT

[lThelDreamlIslReall]

@GWUnderground THAT'S where he's from!!!!! Couldn't figure it out! hahaha thanks!

[SupraSovereign]

Always enjoy watching this vid....especially when Leary says, "We got the bombs, TWO words, Nuclear Fuckin' Weapons". lol

[jonharson]

@SupraSovereign Technically that is 3 words ^^

[SupraSovereign]

@jonharson EXACTLY! Now you know why I like watching Leary try to count.

[vkvladman]

lol Louis CK's bit

[41papaskills]

I'm sure bill hicks loved this.....

[RoyJG23]

I Heard this for the first time in 7th grade and I still play it from time to time. I'm 23 years old now and I'm proud to say it made me the asshole I am today.

[jdoggtwo]

@RoyJG23 supposedly I am an asshole by 20 people told me

[kidder4life31]

maybe they are right when they tell me im wrong............but the answer is still NAH CUZ IM AND ASSHOOOOLE

[stlcard777]

i cant tell if the video is shaking or if im just really high 

[FotoKadr]

ШО???

[pasy2006]

ASSHOLE:)

[SouthernDirtbiker]

Anyone here from aVo?

[RKO2DX1]

@SouthernDirtbiker me

[lollipoppp21]

i just typed ''asshole'' .

[johnnyxcasanova]

I would like to dedicate the following song to Vevo...

[TwiiSt3DJoK3R]

thumbs up if your still lisening to this song in 2012 !!!!

[piper708]

@TwiiSt3DJoK3R

yup!!

[shadster73]

@TwiiSt3DJoK3R I don't lisen to anything. I do spell correctly, however.

[UNDERtheBRIDGEtroll7]

@TwiiSt3DJoK3R Thumbs up if you're gay.

[minnie5671]

this is so true love it

[Rahimo]

Thumbs up if "The Amazing Spiderman" trailer brought you here.

[AdmiralofTheEmpire]

@Rahimo lol how did you know?

[FavreianVengeance]

@Rahimo Thumbs up if some fucking comic didn't bring you here.

[themushroomuk]

miss you dennis. you asshole.

[910364]

Love this song still play it loud and proud of it Triple J played the uncensoreded version while the commercial radios stations played the edited what assholes

[jay1394fulify]

thumbs up if you think this video is stupid.

[Allanaharis]

you're a good actor.. but a better comedian. you should give the world some more of your standup!

[jeffular]

Who else is here because this song came first in the 1992 Triple j hottest 100 countdown?

[Cap285]

Why is Diarihanna around my Denis Leary video?

[28944618]

a guy stole the girl i was in love with now im an asshole...... true story

[jjohnson20102011]

my theme song...



[Saikano2012]

This song...my new goddamn intro music. This sounds so much like me.

[nbjester862011]

Oh, and by the way.. US Marine Approved.

[nbjester862011]

Leary's trolling hardcore.. Just saying.

[MeleeTiger]

A couple of guys tried to sing this at a school function when I was in high school, got hut down hard but damn it was funny, they kept singing after they cut the mic xD

[killmaster2244]

haha yes



[jokewolfinger]

this song CANNOT get old!

[NickNorie15]

A genius? The same guy who stole from Bill Hicks but forgot to steal the "being funny" part?

[bikaboirs955]

fuck you you whiney fucking cunt, enjoy the comedy or don't watch his video. Funny how you pertain to not like him but can't help yourself from commenting and watching his video, fag loser go fuck yourself you retarded bastard son of an annoying cunt

[NickNorie15]

@bikaboirs955

You're just an ignorant homophobic douchebag. You're almost more of a douche than leary, although that's physically impossible. At least you're not a plagiarist.

[bikaboirs955]

@NickNorie15 im ignorant? lol says the prick who is giving his video more views just to whine about how he doesn't like it, great stuff there jackass, do you spend all day trolling videos you don't like just to complain about them? if only you had more free time imagine what you could do

[NickNorie15]

@bikaboirs955

You try to praise people for not being as bad as leary and that's what you get... Okay, sir, you're worse than leary simply because you're one of the sheep who actually find this plagiarist retard funny. Is that better?

[bikaboirs955]

@NickNorie15 how am i a sheep? you know nothing of me except i like dennis leary, i also like lots of comedy, does that make me a sheep? i suppose it's better than being a bored, sad, pathetic, lonely troll who has nothing to do but comment on vids he doesn't like, you sir, are worse than most people, at least have the decency to respect someone else's taste, go troll elsewhere tough guy, go find a bill hicks video to salivate over or whatever it is you do in your "spare time"

[NickNorie15]

@bikaboirs955

Good on ya, mr. sheep...

[bikaboirs955]

@NickNorie15 ok tough guy, im bored of talking to you since you clearly believe that yours is the only opinion that matters, you are shallow and self conceited, please just send me a list of comedy i can watch that you think is ok. Bill hicks was a free thinker, a revolutionary, and you sir, are the exact anti-thesis of that, watch the Revelations/Just a ride dvd and you'll see what i mean, bye bye troll, have fun with yourself and try not to kill anyone who differs in opinion

[NickNorie15]

@bikaboirs955

Sweet as, mr. Sheep...

[TheBusterheat]

@NickNorie15 Lighten up!

[slayer81137]

I love Denis Leary. He's frickin hilarious.

[watchstuff13]

This should be the theme song for tommy gavin the guy that he plays as on rescue me

[TheWarpedMind]

220 PEOPLE ARE NOT ASSHOLES LOLOLOLOLOLOL.

...Wait a second...

[TheDominantRace]

I typed in asshole.

[ranka35]

lol this is funny! sick! but funny! he's such a genius but an asshole at the same time! lol

[lelanddupuy]

he stole this from louis CK just like he stole his whole act from bill hicks

[wazzomaster92]

Two words Nuclear ****** weapons!

[Paul21691]

please rise for the national anthem

[SaraP6]

My Husbands theme song.

[yesirism]

number one triple j song of all time :)

[DopeboyTwiztedTV]

I feel like a real asshole listening to this song.

[dakid52990]

lmfaoo they made he bullet hole on Lincoln's head too

[NyanCatProd]

America's fucked up now... What's happened to this country?!

[zombiiebiitchxxx]

@NyanCatProd God damn liberals are taking over.

[ColonelFlustercluck]

as well as being an asshole, hes also a masshole, or for those of you that are a bunch of fahkin retahds with ya heads up ya asses, an asshole who resides in or is from Massachusetts.

[panthercat38]

This song makes me feel better after work.

[Watchmanism]

FUN FACT: In Australia, This was Hottest song of 1993

[spanky8477]

@Watchmanism yep, first time i played this song my dad told me that and also said he was one of those who voted for it hahaha

[WolfBrother1983]

@Watchmanism Australians are awesome assholes.

[scarecrow1817]

@Watchmanism triple js hottest 100

[mfortune01]

cool one of Louis CK's old bits...

[TheCreepsAreAlright]

@mfortune01 Just so you know, Louis C.K. stole from Denis Leary, who stole from Bill Hicks. Just like how Elvis Presley and every other white 50's musician stole from black delta blues musicians.

But you know what? Since all three comedians are at least a little it funny, it's OK.

[TheCreepsAreAlright]

@TheCreepsAreAlright *bit.

[wtfarockfish]

@TheCreepsAreAlright

Leary stole from C.K., not the other way around.

[WolfBrother1983]

@wtfarockfish You're an idiot. CK wasn't even around when this song came out. Denis Leary put this out nearly two decades ago.

[wtfarockfish]

@WolfBrother1983

CK has been active in the standup scene since the mid 80's, he just wasn't well known until recently. Back when he was opening for Leary he performed a similar bit, Leary enjoyed it and ripped it off. CK did an interview where he addressed the whole situation, you can find it on youtube. Do your homework before you start mouthing off next time.

[ryanrule2]

@wtfarockfish So, have CK sue him. America!

[slvrstnthb]

@TheCreepsAreAlright You know it is because denis leary is an asshole. Didn't you listen to the song lol?!?!

[TheCreepsAreAlright]

@slvrstnthb Not just any asshole.

AN ASSHOLEYOYOYOYO

[slvrstnthb]

@TheCreepsAreAlright lol.

[SimaoImexx10]

KPopp !

[ree9munity]

lol when he swears, the picture that says bleep XD

[TheRoman572]

I used to sometimes park in handicapped spaces while handicapped people make handicapped faces, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

[CaptainHowdy187]

@TheRoman572 fail....

[Johny5951]

What did you bring me to KPOP (Kelly) thumbs up if you agree

[bloodfuneral2]

i watched it because of kpopp

[mitchell6489]

that guy is an ass hole

[DarkestRaven222]

HELL YEAH its bad when i can sing this song all the way through

[OfficialGOAT]

this is my moms ringtone for my dad.

[WayRilIiamJohnson]

@OfficialGOAT That wasn't funny the first time, and it wasn't funny when you re-worded it. Speaking of "your mom" and "assholes", remind that sleazy bitch mom of yours that she has a date tomorrow to lick mine, and tell her not to forget the syrup.

[OfficialGOAT]

my mom dedicated this song to my dad.

[joel1141000]

KPopp Thumbs up!!!!

[lyfluyhgjfty]

Thumbs up if KPopp got you here

[xoOLENxoxKINQUUox99]

thumbs up if kelly brought you here

[KPopp]

Sometimes I parrrrrrrrrrk in handicapped spaces while handicapped people make handicapped faces!!!!!!!!!

[TehAwooga]

@KPopp DATS JUST AWESOME

[Snowmantheviper3]

@KPopp lmao

[KPopp]

@xBiGStudios No shit, it is part of the song . I'm sure a lot of people wrote it.

[xBiGStudios]

@KPopp Fuck Off, Slag.

[xBiGStudios]

@KPopp Like I would listen to this shit.

And before anyone uses the overused term, 'why watch it', I got it from 'KPopp's recent activity.

[legofan009]

@xBiGStudios You're an ass, Flag as spam.

[ibreaklaw1]

@KPopp KPopppp :

[variax2]

@KPopp OMG KPOPP I LOVE PLAYING SKYRIM TO THIS SONG I NORMALY START YELLING "GET CUT BITCH!!!" at the screen but then i took a denis leary to the knee LOL =P

[larijavi]

@KPopp OMG! im youre biggest fan! :D if you add me on psn youll make a dream come true! add awsomendflawless plzz!

[Tw1nTUR8O]

@KPopp I think @xoOLENxoxKINQUUox99 deserves a shoutout! Look at the vid..because of him both top comments are owned/ related to you;D!!!

[solstice726]

i love the random ranting at the end. Sounds exactly like me on a Monday morning

[Neumie7]

sometimes i park, in the hadicapped SPACES, while handicapped PEOPLE, make handicapped FACES!

[EpicStudios1337]

Maybe I shouldnt be singing this song, ranting and raving and caring on. Maybe their right when they tell me Im wrong,,, Nahh IM AN AZZZH00LLEEE

[Its12345Productions]

i would like to dedicate this to telstra. and the chaser.

[jonaestrada]

Embrace your asholeness!!

[EpicStudios1337]

This discibles me when I grief on rice think

[mayorts3]

Should be the new American anthem.I love Dennis Leary!!

[boobs15039]

this is my personal theme song.

[Metroid225]

After a shitty day, this makes me laugh like all hell.

Thanks for cheering me up in the weirdest way ever. X)

[mike300406]

very hot wife

[BillyNye1982]

What an Anthem!



[MegaGorilla24]

... the world's biggest asshole deeoo deeoo...

[00lillie]

... poor Lassiter :( ...

[Paul83637]

@00lillie lawl Detective Lassie

[ColinTheAwesomest]

A TF2 Server Brought me here.

[TheStitch1000]

so true.

[XXGaaraXX14]

"I'm an asshole, and I'm proud of it" haha GOT THAT RIGHT! :D