The Bible Says: STONE HER!

[LivingForTheLord1994]

I'm tring to stuff anything down your throat and i'm sorry if it sounds that way, God has a plan for you, he wants to be worshipped, he wants to come into your life and do wonderous things. but you have to let him, but doing all things he told you not to, and not doing all the things he wants you to is not letting him, is not loving him, you wouldn't do that to your bio parents if you loved them, plz don't do it to you spiritual one.

[youandihavenolife]

@imcoolnowfool >:I That wasn't nice. Christians are judgmental. It's sad that it's a true fact. But you are a perfect example.

[snoweatsbabies]

@imcoolnowfool hes kidding just saying

[clubpenguinsux1]

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[youandihavenolife]

Christianity is not a religion of peace. And this is coming from a Catholic. There are so many Christians who don't accept anyone who doesn't follow the norm. They follow so many things in the bible, yet I've never seen them do have the things that it tells them to do. If they're going to follow the bible, then they should follow everything, or nothing. Otherwise, they're hypocrites. That's my problem with some Christians. It makes me so upset to know that God created people like that...

[LivingForTheLord1994]

@youandihavenolife Christianity is a religion of peace. And i'm sorry "Catholic" if you want to follow the whole word of God then why don't you get baptized in the name of "Jesus" as it says. Stop calling your pastor "Father" because the book tells you not, because there is one father. Stop confessing your sins to a priest, and start confessing them to Jesus. Stop worshiping Mary and star Worshiping God.

[youandihavenolife]

@LivingForTheLord1994 Excuse me, but for one, I'm a very proud Catholic. Second, I don't go to church. Third, I DO confess them to Jesus. I don't feel comfortable with a priest knowing all of my sins and secrets. Only God shall know, since he created me and he has a right to know. He sees it, and I must admit it to him. I don't really "worship" either, btw. I pray. I pray peacefully. I pray for things that are peaceful and that can help others. I love God. Don't talk to me as if I don't. Ass.

[LivingForTheLord1994]

@youandihavenolife So how do you express that love for him? By cursing and not going to church? I don't mean to come off as being me, i apologize if i did, but it takes more than just praying and "confessing" sins. it takes Worship, Praise, Obedience, "Repentance" of sins. Being baptized in the name of Jesus, and recieving the gift of the Holy Ghost.

[LivingForTheLord1994]

@LivingForTheLord1994 i dont mean to come off being "Mean"

[youandihavenolife]

@LivingForTheLord1994 Also, imcoolnowfool is a perfect example of a judgmental Christian.

[youandihavenolife]

@LivingForTheLord1994 You know, it's people like you who keep me from wanting to "worship" him. One, worship is a too strong of a word to me, so I do other things to show my love. I'm not hugely religious, so back off. However, I still do openly show my faith. Second, don't question my faith just because I do things differently than you do. That's what make Christians hypocrites, because they're supposed to be accepting and not judgmental but they really aren't. Please, stop bothering me. Thanks

[youandihavenolife]

@LivingForTheLord1994 I understand you're sticking up for your religion, but its really not needed for you to stuff it down my throat. Let me live my life my way. Let me live my life where I can live comfortably with God, and not let my faith overrun my life. I don't have to worship him every hour of the day, I don't have to go speak to a priest just to tell him all of my mistakes. Those are for God only to know. I go in my room, and pray to the cross hanging on my wall. I have my own ways. Kay?

[sixbrandon004]

Best actor.

[stiliqn007]

ok ok! ill click it!

[queenofthemall3214]

haha my brother thought 'stone her' was something els

[lollipoppowa]

I LIKE HOW THERE IS AN ADVERT BEFORE THIS

[ceesayssorry]

It's funny to think that the end of this video was once him just randomly screaming "click the button" and there once was no button there until he edited it. lol

[MrJustinChambers]

Click 3 & 7 For Anger Issues

[RoseannaMiller]

I had to look it up in the bible.

[liamis01177]

LOOOOOL

[Gessy101]

I was getting all of them right all in a row because i was choosing all the ones that were incorrect lol onision i love the jerimiah interactive (if i misspelled his name idc ) :)

[ik1234561]

who else is like 'make me' when he orders you to klick the butten ?

[Trevman64]

the way to win is to pick the most retarded answer

[tourettesunicornio]

7 people are atheist

[springielingie]

:3 ill click the button when am ready

-Spring :)

[LadyLumiere]

what a...fun game... o.e eh....

[coffebeanss]

WHat am im supposed to do :O?

[spivotz]

in the bible there are really written these things. this is the sad thing

[JaimieGamboa]

hurr hurr no pants ;D

[MyGreenCrystals]

"Im sitting here... STAAAAAAAANDING HERE!!"

[eXcitingSkittles]

You Kinda Sound Like Shane When You Scream...

[ineedanamesh]

Press 7 repeatedly.

[keikokitty189]

I love you Onision. :D

He's joking, just so you guys who can't take a joke know(:

[MusicLover40059]

OH ONISION YOU SO CRAZY

[DanGuzo]

Greg, God never say that, the human is insane... don't blame God :/

[ennuem]

grrrrr just click the button muhahahaha xDDDD so funny

[ahafeez66]

fuck adverts!

[MrMsElizabeth]

Ahem, if we have to kill her... isn't killing someone against the 10 commandments?

[sonyofsamsung]

great way to generate hits!

[ladydie1234]

wait.. im gonna live!!!! YEAH!!!

[curlysuesap]

I like the way he says button. lol

[SlashSkull]

the bible is a book -ANALISE IT BEFORE YOU MAKE ASSUMPTIONS ABOUT WHAT IT SAYS FOOL!

p.s. fuck you whoever's going to reply my message cuz im not logging on this acc anymore. if i see a reply, ill delete it. bye bye now

[MrAwesomeMatty]

The part this question was on was back in old times, before America even existed. This law kept cities pure of woman, because believe it or not, back in ancient times, people who slept with the same sex were considered trash and were sometimes ordered to be slain depending on what people they were.

[nickyrho]

who clicks the wrong answer to see himk freak out

[nickyrho]

geez hes kidding

[vampiregrl100]

just click the button!

[MetaScache]

old testament bro

[davidls11]

Take off your shirt and I'll click your button.

[CranberrieJuicyJuice]

i have a feeling thats not right otherwise gods horrible and non loving therefore.. not real :)

[SharnellReid1992]

I always Wait till you start screaming at me .. Its funny XD

[ItsKatelyn1]

its fun waiting!! :)

[keroification]

ohkay he cryed. il click the button lol

[imred3345l]

but killing is a sin.. how is it in the bible?

[jacarandas82]

@imred3345l Because much of it was written by nutjobs.

[99skullsx]

i thought we christan wernt suppost to kill? the religon is so hypacritical.

[NeonFoxLetsPlays]

@99skullsx you're not. the only time stoning does appear in the bible is in the Book of John where Jesus saved an adulterer from being stoned. there is nothing in the Bible that says you should stone someone.

he's just being funny. i'm religious and i still laughed at this.

[gq670]

Just click the button, click it! xD

[msmidgey]

I'm jut wondering why people can't take a joke. I'm religious, but I'm not freaking out at him, am I?

[cullenoy]

umm, you know the bible does;t tell us to stone people right?

[fleetingray]

@cullenoy yeah but Jeasus said you can stone sombody just if you have no sins otherwise you have no right to stone a person with this sin

o.o'''

[EdyCaziuc]

are u serious when you say he's joking because .. cmon.. even a retarded person could realise that -.-

[Earpollution121]

I just said that to be a douche...I didnt think it was right....

[TitlePendingForever]

Yeah!

one wrong!

one right!

[invaderpink]

teeheee LOL how'd you know if shes a virgin?

[PrintedTruth]

The Jehovah's Witnesses say that those they shun are lucky to be alive they should be stoned.

[TRDEWH]

I WILL NOT CLICK YOUR BUTTON (jk love your vids)

[bleu2979]

tee hee! i picked your nose with my mouse... tee hee!

[dragon4117]

im not christian or catholic sure I don't go in the bible

[EighteenCharacters]

Don't worry; It's all slander.

Jesus made a point of fulfilling the Old testament when he met a prostitute that was found in mis orgasm. They strung her out and said "Lets stone her". Jesus knelt down and wrote in the sand... He then stood by the pile of rocks and said "he who is without sin, let him cast the first stone". It's looking at a thing and saying "God is silly", without fully understanding the thing...

[TheADtelevision]

im the 11,234th

[00DemolitionLover00]

:O I'm on view, 11,111!!!!!!! :D

[skypilot5973]

Jesus said "I came not to destroy the law but to fulfill it" meaning that His sacrifice would pay for all sins everywhere for all time.

[MegaSnakeEater]

i got it right i feel smart! :D

[bluepinky45]

dont

[EvieSizzerHands]

hahaha i always wait till you scream at me XD

[AGproductionz]

@EvieSizzerHands Yup. So much funnn. 'cause he gets all mad 'n' shet. Lol, last one, he just gives the answer if you wait the whole time XD

[willmill6]

if u click beofre 5 seconds are left your dumb

[Princessdeamor123]

WOOT WOOT! XD

[faeriebutch]

anger residue! lol

[100spongestar]

lol i didnt hit the button

[pomerianprincess14]

I pissed him off to death before I hit the button. XD

[DanniiFull]

Yaay I got it right! Again! :L:L

[MetaCyid]

god christians be crazy.

[GrimReminders]

I love onisions vids, its just a shame how self-rightous bastards like JomelieJomelie spoil his hard work with annoying long pointless comment trying to impress everyone, onision work hard to make us laugh and if your gonna do that then you can just fuck off

[ILLUMINATINGTHETRUTH]

What makes him self righteous? He was just telling what the book says.

[HikaruNoAgata]

(psst, he's joking)

[ILLUMINATINGTHETRUTH]

He seems like a strange but pretty cool guy! No one sees eye to eye. I'm not joking! :)

[Jesus00000000000]

@HikaruNoAgata (Pssst, he has glasses)

[Fad3ify]

@HikaruNoAgata there is truth behind it though because he is an athiest

[JomelieJomelie]

Hahaha....the Bible is the Word of God, it is not about killing like he said, he's taking pieces of the Bible randomly without taking into account the context. it is TRUE the Bible says that in DET, but those were the old times before Jesus came to earth and the new testament promises and norms say a different thing. Jesus then said: throw the first stone if you have never sinned, making the new statement that we shouldn't judge people when we have made mistakes as well.

[phxflyguy]

@JomelieJomelie I agree with you (somewhat). Everybody picks & chooses from the Bible & that's why Christianity has split into so many different denominations. People take random parts & quote them in order to "proove" their own opinions. Look at how homophobics do this. The Bible is full of contradictions & is completely up to interpretation. Think horoscopes. I could take a (fake) verse that says, "And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Bethlehem", for example, and say that it's about PMS.

[LovaOvaful]

his crazy i liiike it bad :)):)

[KrazeeMee]

lolol YESH XDD

[PorainFTW]

he's acting dumbass

[ahverypro]

it's a joke, the answer is opposite of the REAL answer

[Al3xAl3x124]

lol dumb ass, he's an athiest, just takin the piss of christian fags lol, You Fail. Epicly.

[NowItsPersonal]

he isnt athiest...u just cant handle jokes, idiot...

[SuicidalSP]

Uhh he is an atheist. Have a little look at his god videos if you really want to.

[Ilikenuman]

he is an atheist. he says so in other videos

[olrun1]

emo-gaki is just joking dude, christ always ppl r so sincitive about the bible....it's a joke

[talenta77]

I hate when people think reading even a minuscule portion of the bible or the whole thing will do anything except make you more ignorant ^.^ It pisses me off.

[XXuNiQuEfReAkXX1]

lol yay im so smarticle!!!!!!!!!

[ymeza2121]

@XXuNiQuEfReAkXX1

YOU USE THE SAME WORD AS MY FRIEND XD

SMARTICLE :D

[scenegurlie]

i was rite :]

[Ellsbells17]

i never gonna stop laughing

[Jmp143d]

LOLOLOL

[PandaHugz94]

Get a hold on your angerproblemz :(

Iz scaredy..

[deathx45]

hahahahaha your vids should be front page

[ZeroThomas5]

yayy well, this is my second time at the this :P

[DRAGONFACER800]

im so smart=D

[LoveGarra]

but my mommey told me to not click buttens.....

[AttackOfTheMonkeys23]

JUSTCLICKTHEBUTTIN!!

[EMOchickLOVE1]

lol i just pick stone her cause i wanted to kill some one

[FacelessOnlooker]

KILL HER :D

[Reptillianrouge]

I killed her. An I will kill again

[MrRAndom5]

lmao i love how angry he gets :(

[pun2k9]

That was funny... I just like to see him meltdown.

[spaztastictwins]

you stone them only if you have never sinned.

[LauraNicoleM]

We have to kill her :D

[PageofLegend]

stone those who stone, then stone the stoners of those stoners for epic win stone sauce.

[xnerd4life]

JUST CLICK THE BUTTEN!!!

[15writergirl]

what if i dont wanna click the button

[ankson]

Then you wouldnt be on this video now :p

[Wildpaw0]

XD I'm going around a second time just to see what he does when I choose the idiot polluted answers ^^ I don't like it... I prefer spazzing than good jobs

[OhShizzItsIzzy]

i only clicked this button because i thought u were gonna eat me if i didn't :o

[ModernSexy]

LOL I won't click the button till his vidoes are done cus it's fun watching him having a mental breakdown each time HAHA!

[MrZakzak]

Yeah same here, it's funny watching him rage

[TheBubbleGumStar]

hahaha..

5stars

[missseg21991]

i see this video is making a few people's opinions come out :)

[TheFREAKO666]

YESSSS STONEEE HER!!!

[HipHopDancr96]

lmaooo

[taratazo11]

yeah stoned fo sho

[CoppersTV]

Technically The Stoning Rule... If Im Not Mistaken, Is ON the Jew Side Of The Bible... Its Just The Christians That Are All About Love (unless Your Gay) :P

[ciankid290]

please note i agree with you but im doing the quiz just for doing the quiz

[animewolf16]

ooo a little Villian came out in that one >:}

[TheKillerBurrito]

CLICK IT!

[andr00123]

lol i love watching him go crazy at the end CLICK THE BUTTON!!

[angryface100]

lol, i thought murder is against our/my religion? (christianity)

[hashthesun]

Nope your religion fails read your bible.

[CoppersTV]

What Im Told Is That The Old Testament Is "Our History" And THe New Testament Is The Rules To Follow NOw...

[hollytoo]

how convenient

[KillSwitchEngage0101]

well how would there be new rules for the rules that were made from god?

[jonathanD92]

to this question, i don't think you're supposed to stone anybody, because jesus himself said, the one with no sin should throw the first stone

[teverde579]

The Bible says so much stuff. It contradicts itself constantly.

[UchihaDualStorm]

but the BIBLE SAYS stone the whore,how dare you DEFY the mighty lord's book.You either follow it letter to letter or your a non-beliver and you should be stoned!!!

[jonathanD92]

with the contradicts, don't you think that the old and the new testament are contradicting??

and to the stoning, don't it says somewhere that there is a new rule, that we should love each other??

[UchihaDualStorm]

So Jonathan what do those contradicts mean to you?Do they mean the bible actualy isnt all knowing and powerfyl and that maybe we should think by ourselfs into whats good or bad?Well i on any case am baffled :P

[jonathanD92]

honestly?? i don't know, but i think that jesus got a big role, why there are so many contradictions, and so i personally belive that i should follow what he said, and not what the old testament said/says. why?? because he said to love each other and that's something i'd rather do, than killing/raping somebody

[UchihaDualStorm]

mmmhm,good choice ofcourse we should choose love over hate,but in my case i dont need any help from Jesus to guide my own righteous non(least)harming way. Have a good day Jonathan :)

[Kathehable]

{:<

[lxXMETALXxl]

yay i got it right!

[VeeDarkwing]

Hahahha, If I click it then he pauses at the most amusing faces.

[NaNaFudgeCake]

i cant click it tho

[ItsLillyLikeWOAH]

Okay Rick Murray From degrassi..

i'll click the button..Please dont put me in a comma

[TheElectricDreamer93]

Nice referance there x3

[ItsLillyLikeWOAH]

Thank you. :]

[lilboyandtheasian]

why cant i click it

[stride7860]

2/2 :)

[bunnythibault]

i cant click it :(

[iMurderChildren]

OH! real stones

[flayer669]

why cant u click it?

[818zKiNkYcHiCk]

yes i got it right! yeaa. Isn't didero the guy who wrote the encyclopedia?

[bettythepumpkin]

YAY!!!

[GottaLoveWebkinzlid]

yaaay

[Illyanu]

oh yes!