Hitchcock's 'The Towels'

[qwertyflib1]

1:56 i love that you can see him holding it behind his back! >D

[converse0306]

i love how the entire time im bitting my nails and screaming "Chris look out behind you!!!"

[AllieIam9]

There's a towl on my floor right now...Oh dear god...

[MsGrunz]

You're hilarious.

The towel sounded a lot like the rabbits from rayman, tho :O

[sandymiranda27]

i like how right after he says, "there's absolutely no time to waste." he sits down and tells his life story. xD

[FaddyBoomBaddy]

Christopher James Kendall! 0:55

Mirror placement = Genuinely Genius.

[emAZING12]

Haha you can see your hand holding the cardboard tube in the mirror

[annabelSPNlover]

Weird that those towels scare the bejeezus outta me.

[larissa15q9654]

Man, if you keep smoking pens like this your lungs will become blue o.O and that is the major cause of death by level 5 towels! \o/... Where do you take those ideas from? Ohhh yeah! Smoking pens!

[Coseepo]

Gregory Peck is FIT.

[toriemackyd]

love 1:00 were you can see him holding the tube in the mirror :)

[scacat96]

Love your bazooka noise: "POOOF!"

[jbear395]

haha the tags 'hot passionate kissing with lesbians'

[SleepingPorcupine]

I would love to see a video of him making the murderous nosies of the towel just to see his facial expressions

[zimusa1]

October 2nd is his birthday :P

[orangethoughts753]

MATRIX REFERENCE!!

[jessicalily28]

this is the most creative thing ive ever seen

[evangelineanne1]

you sounded like captain jack harkness crossed with jim carey crossed with the tai kwan do guy from napoleon dynamite. all excellent people.

[narbiglarb]

*eyes towel on floor*

OH GOD.

I'm legitimately scared of towels now.

[erinmay94]

This is exactly why you should always know where your towel is!

[SamHardstyle234]

the towel sounds alot like the polymorph of red dwarf

[floisheremuch]

Omg its the tube.

[Matt4emo]

The accent is dead on. Great job! Very funny.

[Liketotallyoriginal]

lolol at how you could see his hand actually holding the tube he put behind his back in the mirror

[martigan100]

@Liketotallyoriginal  I loved that

[Zalsia]

I love the thought of chris sat in his room reccording the towel sound effects XD

[floraebellaesunt]

Wow I just love all those movie references! And I want that Casablanca Poster!

[rnotghi]

The towel reminds me of the monster book of monsters.

[LeeDidU]

You ARE fit! ;)

[Ant1Ol]

great stuff, there's a bit of an evil dead influence if i'm not mistaken.

[daboomccch]

Best thing on the internet omg.

[CaRcInOgEnIcxSyRiNgE]

This is like something that would happen in Doctor Who.

[ethanharveytv]

that was okay but it would have been cooler with real sound FX and ammo

[Bls62395]

A GOD DAMN BEAUTIFUL GEISHA.

[Batman7170]

2:29 actually nvm... I STILL WANT IT!! DON'T UNDERMIND ME BECAUSE OF MY MISTAKE!!

[Batman7170]

I want your Casablanca poster... 1:29... I... I want it...

[LolliPopsLolliPops4U]

Was I the only one who noticed the towel was gone before he said it?

[divit57]

My towels level is over 9000..

[chorgaparada]

2:10 2:15... i died

[choro1981]

Damn I LOVE THIS VIDEO,it's just to funny. Peace

[DrSeussPwns]

Best towel mumbling sequence 0:30

If I wasn't so tired from work, I would be rolling on the floor laughing my azz off.

[Xxnicoroxxx]

Good job with the accent. Goddamn!

[skaterbecke]

Love your props!! :D

[1994nadi]

haha, i love it when you smoke your pens :L

[choro1981]

I love this video,I don't get tired of watching it,love the mirror makes it more funnier to see you holding your BIG GUN,LOL. Peace

[Vickyj87]

its the ring all over again!! ha ha ha. and wheres all ur stuff in ur room? u must be a student! lol

[flyingcolors28]

I would never guess that you make your videos by yourself

[MiriamMayes]

Stop smoking those dam pens there bad for you :P

[norbit87]

Is this the perfect time to place a reference to towelie?

[Jest3rKat]

hahahaha that last scene with towels piling up, haha well done, my friend

[katururu]

Is this a chick flick or what?

[Jessguy12]

Dude, do you have any japanese in your bloodline?

[MrAwsome1234]

OMG THERE IS NO 3.40

[Deinegurkeriechstgut]

Amelie!!! Oh my word. Best. Film. Ever.

[NoOtherNamesWereLeft]

This is YouTube to me - made at home, low budget, but absolutely amazing and hilarious.

You're amazing, Chris.

[LolJeremyXD]

Where did you get that SEXY BLU JAAAAAACCCKEEEEET

AAAAAAHURGHCUMWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAH

[Me4Light]

you're always pretending to smoke with pens. you should get a cigarette pen :)

awesome video, reallyyy funny!

[Mikemakingthings]

I like your american accent. I mean not as splendid as mine, but than again...I am...American.

[Relgappo]

aahahahaahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­ *dies*

:D

[sebo938]

"Not like this, Not like this" , reference to The Matrix lol?

[kenshin9]

3:15 best " GOD DAMN" i've heard

[kenshin9]

too good. so glad i found your videos D:

[Faighrian]

oh mah gosh, BRILLIANT!! :D :D

You're SO the best YouTuber EVER!!!

[Ulala6]

Just...one question Greg. Where's the towel...

[electricpoplove]

His accent was pretty good, anyone else notice that?

:)

[ProfesserPlum]

more from gregory plz!! also if you do your christmas advent again ill die happy.

[laneylikewhoa]

Seriously, you have one of the best American accents I've ever heard come out of a Brit's mouth.

[AngelicBlob]

Nice accent LOLOL

[trlstaff]

boof boof and a level 5 towel ha ha ha too funny!

[crazysillystupid]

boof! boof! haha those are the best gun noises ever!

[pivotue]

2nd of october!!?!?!??!?!?!? thats my b-day

[davidjamesofficial]

This is the first video I've watched of you :) its funny <3 x

[j0ames]

NOT LIKE THIS

[FistOfThaNorthstar]

wheres the funny

[kizberly]

i did not even notice the towels appear o.O

[madmelonmanz]

thoroughly enjoyable

[BarryAldridge]

Funny as usual Chris.

[egmorox13]

xD I got out of the shower then I watched this. I'm still wearing my bath towell....I'm scared

[VacantCar]

lol your american accent is better than most peoples' regular voice here

[oneappletoomany]

Haha why do you keep changing the video name?..

[MrAmberful]

I just realized more and more towels appear behind you while you are smoking that pen XD

[iELiNN]

God damn! Chris died.

[paperfrog]

all of this eerily reminds me of southpark

brilliant though

[IDyedMyCatPurple]

you really need to quit those pens

[pigsfly6]

Wow you're really funny :P

[EdwinMcclearen]

Learn to speak Japanese confidently with these interactive audio lessons, watch the video - youtube.com/watch?v=wfseANZtMN­g

[bauisakim]

Love your american accent.

[ChrisArtFix]

Loved this!

[321xxELOZXX123]

Theres pieces of hands stuck to the towels when they fly, must be pieces of bodies left from eating all them humans

Ah shit where my towel gone O.O

oo yeah mum took it to wash it =D.... ii Hope!

[RitaProductions94]

I want to marry your voice, your sense of humor, your face and your body. I'm just sayin'....of course, not wanting to sound like a stalker. Where do you live? ;)

[pokachunk]

ive got the same door handle xD

[Metrickster]

And the moral of the story is: do your fucking laundry.

[bunny51033]

was thinking there was no way youd talk about global warming :)

[supermi123]

its f*cking funny that the killer just holds the bazooka at 0:55

[lolbewbz]

You do a good american accent

[Yesz11]

chris your awesome. (:

[nappyboo16]

Crabstickz ur sooo amazingly funny!!! Totally laughed when you can see u are holding ur gun from the mirror and ur freakin sound affects are priceless great freakin video love it!

[OhShutUpProductions]

@crabstickz i love that you love that i love your videos (:

[schmigee]

best sound effects ever! and even better "goddamn" accent haha

[RitaProductions94]

So intense ;)

[RyderRooRoo]

Am I to believe that's the same tube from the beautiful one boy one tube video?

[wastedwinter]

WTF? Where's the passionate kissing with lesbians?

[pixonu]

"not like this" lol

hahaha, the moving towel is hilarious - red dwarf inspired? :D

[rici6]

You are such a freakazoid crabby. I love it.

Smoking Pens ftw

[OLDS98]

Great to see you story telling again. I love your inventive imagination.

[SuperLink517]

Also, u talkin bout faptowels?

[FunkyJunk3191]

omg ur so freaking amazing i cant even take it,

[JulianCheese]

Low budget, High comedy.

[Soul471]

Many horny people are going to find this video with those tags!

[kelseysXusername]

The mirror <33

[MsLynneazeLovesGames]

OH GOD! He died on his watch! D':

[seaottersoup]

Must remember to be more careful when mopping up bodily fluids...

[Mattyhuw]

Oh, how I have longed for the return of Killer Tube.

Love you long time.

[pcgamerguy1234]

omg ur alive , gd to see u making vids again

[ItsMarkableTv]

ooh, i like the way you hold the "bazooka" in your hand :p

[FcuknGabbana]

^_^

[maggierocks541]

nerd

[rockmyworldpete]

You're funny. I like you.

[elfriedeFranz]

"where is the towel?!"

[stef0619]

"A GODDAMN BEAUTIFUL GEISHA!" hahahaha

[EatTheJunge]

your a level 5 dirty towel!

kidding (; you're awesome sauce

[Tasseybelle]

haha i have the same door handle on my bedroom door =] at 1:59

=]

xx

[pompelmousse69]

i loved it. this is worthy of immediate subscription ;D

[StabbyFork]

hey ray william johnson

[Glenjamin87]

0:55 look at the mirror

Genius!

[StopStudioz]

@Glenjamin87 i was just about to type that then i saw your comment

[Iamapanda897]

@Glenjamin87 I think he intended that to happen, because it's funny.

[RevengeOfSylar]

:D Great video. ^^ And I have that pen! XD lol

[elfriedeFranz]

@RevengeOfSylar me too. i will never throw it away^^

[skull495]

LLOOLL FAIL WE CAN SEE YOU HAND ON THE MIRROR LOLLL IT WAS NICE THOUGH

[TheSamletMachine]

Is that a Buffy glass? AWESOME!

Brilliant video. God damn hilarious, god damnit. Your gun noises are adorable. And you smoke a pen like a pro ^.^

[Razberry52]

Still using the velcro, i see.

[Kanniha]

This is so epic, there's not even room left to mention how awesome it is...

[horXhay]

I honestly didn't even notice the mirror behind him showing that he was using his hand as the holster, ha. Until I read all the comments about it, ha.

[CamiLoveMarchingBand]

this is hilarious!

[OMGSierraMarie]

lmaolmao at the mirror. not holding the rocket launcher or anythingg.

[freaknkrazy]

Is that the tube from your "One boy, one tube" video? :D

[shaexxxcliche]

I love you... that is all :)

[Sarwire]

You speaking in an American accent just trips me out, but it's very well practiced :)

[crabstickzblockedme]

Why is the guy so worried that: " Someone died on my watch . . . !! " ? I mean . . watches are really cheap nowadays - he could easily get a new one, down the market, for a fiver =p

[evonkuh]

wow wow wow wow awesome american accent.

[ProthsteticFace]

PECKKKK <3

I have the same exact pen. Because that's totally relevant.

[GNoodle]

HAHAH SO SWEET

[5topwar]

boof boof boof

[jannades521]

why of course you silly boy you! good looking people only talk to the one and only crabstickz! but on a more serious note here, you should do another video likeee the bad vet, dentist etc. those are funny! xx

[bananarifle]

Yu have such a cute fashion sense :)

[beckisbananas]

Gregory Peck is the sexiest crabstickz character yet. Well, besides you, Chris.

[Blakehasnewface]

Gregory Peck. Haha.

[Blakehasnewface]

I. Love. Gregory Peck.

[Clayer001]

your towels are like crows.

[TinyTiff12]

Lol, You hold the Bazooka thing with the other hand at 0:56 XD

[Vickyefisher]

SMOKING PENS! Love how you related the videos.

I actually love you, this is hilarious :')

[bazookoidben]

Hilarious, so thats what the roaming entity from evil dead looked like...

Actually it would have been hilarious to have a few shots like that with the ''HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" whooshing sound it makes...those damn towels!

[fozkey]

fantastic Chris, ill never look at a towel the same again.

[BilliLovesMargot]

a god damn beautiful geisha. best line ever.

[otherwiseoutside]

absolute crabstick wonderfulness had to watch it twice!

[Amerzz789]

LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU CHRIS

[TheWWEROCKS1]

lolz in the mirror u can see u are holding it in ur hand hehe

[CeliaAnnn]

That was grusome.

[MusicRained]

where did you move to? A cabin in the secluded woods?!

[pvampire]

I love you man! haha your so freaking funny! :)

[ErmaStrikesBack]

Oh my god crabstickz, I love gregory peck more than life itself. And not just this gregory peck. The REAL gregory peck.

[charben92]

my birthdays on 2nd of october not 1987 but still :)

[7seals]

i love the mirror and how it shows that youre holding your weapon. it looks so cool from the front but sooo hilarious in the mirror XD

you are awesome :D

[NotReallyHereSoYea]

My towel tried to get me once, but I threw it in the shower, and it became to heavy to move. Then I laid it in the sun to dry, weighted down by a rock so it couldn't escape, because the idea to burn it occurred to me, but the sun shriveled it up and killed it. So I was relieved, of course, but also a little sad, because now I have nothing to dry me.

[emmfan09]

I am so sad that he did not succeed!

[Keatmyshiz]

My mother died of the same thing.. It was just unbearable but tell me chris truthfully..have you ever fought a group of used napkins chris..NO. SO DONT YOU EVER THINK BIG OF A DIRTY TOWEL..im sorry i didnt mean to shout its just.There was 5 of them..

5 god dammit..you thought making origami out of napkins was clever ? that it was only a little bit of fun NO the swans are the worst they.. take out your tongue..

and replace it with. Oh god im gonna be sick...they replace it with strips of bacon

[tylerandalexninjas]

Am I the only one to notice that you got out of your chair twice? Oh crabstickz.. tut tut tut

[sophiaishappy]

hahaha i enjoyed this

[wettowelXD]

this was freakin epic! i demand a sequal!!!

[cynicalbrunette]

Your American accent is ridiculously good. Holy schmoley!

[jamie25oo]

you do know your smoking a pen, rite ???