"Tobias, dreams are worth fighting for. Now do you wanna be a actor or do you wanna be a DOCTOR?" "You're right Carl Weathers." I should just march into my wifes restaurant and tell...."Whoa, whoa whoa...your wife works at a restaurant?" Do they get a shift meal or just pay half price for select menu items?" I dont know?" Well lets find out man!"
@Skullomaniaaaa The show is actually going to come back for 9 - 10 episodes around 2012 - 2013 with the full original cast already signed on to do it, leading to a full-length theatrical released movie. That will most likely end the series. (They announced it during a reunion at NYC this year). To help the promotion Ben & Jerry's ice cream are releasing a new limited edition flavor called "I just blue myself" lol, personally I think this is going to be a HUGE success.
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Why not just say "Analyst and Therapist"? How could he at any point think that the word "Analrapist" would reflect favorably on him? I mean you dont even HAVE to put it on paper to recognize it as a bad idea. Shouldnt a so called "Professional twice over" be the first to see that?
@brainwashit Just looking at it logically. I mean there's no possible way that anyone would think that "Analrapist" could be interpereted in any way that could ever benefit them.
May as well put "Performs Sodomy on you without your consent" on the card. He doesnt even fix it when its clearly pointed out to him. This would actually DISCOURAGE people from going to him, which defeats the entire purpose of a buisness card.
Plus those hair plugs make him look much worse than he did bald
@ReverendSyn dude its a joke! i dont give a fuck if its illogical! of course its illogical man, who the fuck would make cards with "analrapist" on it!? its a comedy show, they dont need to be logical in everything! they just make jokes! like...who the fuck would have a hair transplant rejection and probabily die about it? who the fuck will have a name like Bob Loblaw?
@ReverendSyn lmfaoo, are you serious? Are you even aware of the fact that this show is a comedy? You must be the first person ever to watch this and think "this isn't funny, his business must have suffered tremendously"... I can't believe you just took the time to break down and explain to everyone why this is so ridiculous. The absurdity brings the hilarity.
Holy crap, that was the best show ever. The eye candy, the criticism, the imperfections and problematic family matters, it was perfect. Can we get rid of shit like cougar wives, cake boss, vampire teens, and get shows like this back on air?
@DANNIstarshine thanks, but sadly no matter how many people feel the same, cake boss and teen vampire shows are easier and cheaper to make. Welcome to the 21st century of bullshit.
He should meet Charlie Kelley, the fullonrapist
junior214223 21 hours ago
There is no 0:12 :O
Haloplayer20 2 days ago
Tobias Fünke: America's favorite never nude. 3
maromikun 3 weeks ago
anyone else notice the middle finger? YOU SNEAKY GOB!!!!!
stephhh92 1 month ago 11
There's a neeeeew daaaddy in towwwn ... he's a Discipline Daddy, gonna spank yo' behind, uh-huh!
cerzule 2 months ago
i'm a troll
chantelmarie37 2 months ago
which episode was this?
aguyee 2 months ago
@aguyee Season 3 episode 3!
MrMasterUploader 2 months ago
best show EVER made
CocosLastChance 2 months ago
"yes, no"
WHAT!?
MrBurgundy76 3 months ago
He makes the rest of us analrapists look bad.
mandingobingo 3 months ago 7
"Tobias, dreams are worth fighting for. Now do you wanna be a actor or do you wanna be a DOCTOR?" "You're right Carl Weathers." I should just march into my wifes restaurant and tell...."Whoa, whoa whoa...your wife works at a restaurant?" Do they get a shift meal or just pay half price for select menu items?" I dont know?" Well lets find out man!"
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nerfboogers 3 months ago
He should go visit therapist from squidbillies. Imagine, therapist and the analrapist together....
grendelee 3 months ago
Celebrity Jeopardy did it.
LuneyTune72 3 months ago
I just "Blue" myself - Tobias Funke
thenarddog13 3 months ago
Mooooore episodes, yeaaaaaaaaaah!
CrackThoseClaws 3 months ago
Whoever came up with the Analrapist gag deserves to be knighted.
dovestones 3 months ago 199
@dovestones and elected
Wolfguurl 3 months ago
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Thimmet 4 months ago
Sad. Even 13 second clips of this short lived show are better than almost everything else on TV right now.
Skullomaniaaaa 4 months ago 7
@Skullomaniaaaa The show is actually going to come back for 9 - 10 episodes around 2012 - 2013 with the full original cast already signed on to do it, leading to a full-length theatrical released movie. That will most likely end the series. (They announced it during a reunion at NYC this year). To help the promotion Ben & Jerry's ice cream are releasing a new limited edition flavor called "I just blue myself" lol, personally I think this is going to be a HUGE success.
Jaydash1201 4 months ago
@Jaydash1201 I've actually seen that, it looks pretty epic.
VaderforprezAZ09 3 months ago
does anyone know what season and episode this is
MrMrkidd69 4 months ago
@MrMrkidd69 s3 e3
cimattikaiman 4 months ago
I dont want to be negative but why if the 4 season is not as good as the other ones
jbourdeth1996 4 months ago
@hdiddy14 a fourth season was announced. It will be a miniseries and will be a movie after it. They have already confirmed it
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nerfboogers 4 months ago
Im exited for the new season. Im just hoping that micheal hurwitz still haves it
jbourdeth1996 4 months ago
@jbourdeth1996 Will there be a new season? are you serious? :O
hdiddy14 4 months ago
So many poorly chosen words in that sentence.
InsightfulDOODE 4 months ago
Lindsey is hot
egdqv13234 4 months ago
@egdqv13234 lol too bad shes married to Ellen in real life...
randomguy199545 4 months ago
@randomguy199545 Ellen from the ellen show O_O?
egdqv13234 4 months ago
@egdqv13234 yep, she's married to ellen degeneres
LIZRUD04 4 months ago
@LIZRUD04 ah damn...
egdqv13234 4 months ago
@egdqv13234 That's the one!
randomguy199545 4 months ago
Tobias, you blow hard!
arthurthegreat 5 months ago
Almost jizzed.
DaveFishBulb 5 months ago
My favorite show of all time, screw the idiots who never watched it.
1980Triumph 5 months ago 8
2 people disliked their Analrapist sessions with Dr Funke.
MiztaBlu 5 months ago
What episode was this!?
slueth8 5 months ago
@slueth8 Season 3, ep3: Forget me Now
JaponeyAppoe 5 months ago
im gonna take off my daddy pants and put on my analrapist stocking hat
tjdbeatles 5 months ago 3
Analrapists prescribe lots of Teamocil: teamocil dot com
ocguy207 5 months ago
hahaha the best show ever haha
BigBrueser 6 months ago
CHICKENS DON"T CLAP!!
CodyJoeOfAmerica 6 months ago
I miss this show.
obiwan5832 6 months ago
ANALyst . theRAPIST
jenova6669 6 months ago
it's not really the pronunciation that bothered me...
iheartplaydoh 6 months ago 4
analrapist. genius.
sdiep1337 7 months ago
Tobias, YOU BLOW HARD
IMAJORIPAYNE 7 months ago 136
I think Reverend is making a joke guys. Anyone who's gonna watch AD videos on youtube probably gets it. :)
cansicc 7 months ago 4
Tobias you Blowhard!!!!
jman1127 7 months ago
It wasn't the pronunciation that scared me...
chiefchillness 7 months ago
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Why not just say "Analyst and Therapist"? How could he at any point think that the word "Analrapist" would reflect favorably on him? I mean you dont even HAVE to put it on paper to recognize it as a bad idea. Shouldnt a so called "Professional twice over" be the first to see that?
That just defies all common sense.
ReverendSyn 7 months ago
@ReverendSyn We appreciate the explanation, man, but this is Arrested Development and so the rules of common man do not apply.
thefarheensauce 7 months ago 6
@ReverendSyn
booooooooooooooooooooooooooorinnngggggggggggggggggg
brainwashit 7 months ago
@brainwashit Just looking at it logically. I mean there's no possible way that anyone would think that "Analrapist" could be interpereted in any way that could ever benefit them.
May as well put "Performs Sodomy on you without your consent" on the card. He doesnt even fix it when its clearly pointed out to him. This would actually DISCOURAGE people from going to him, which defeats the entire purpose of a buisness card.
Plus those hair plugs make him look much worse than he did bald
ReverendSyn 7 months ago
@ReverendSyn dude its a joke! i dont give a fuck if its illogical! of course its illogical man, who the fuck would make cards with "analrapist" on it!? its a comedy show, they dont need to be logical in everything! they just make jokes! like...who the fuck would have a hair transplant rejection and probabily die about it? who the fuck will have a name like Bob Loblaw?
brainwashit 7 months ago 7
@ReverendSyn lmfaoo, are you serious? Are you even aware of the fact that this show is a comedy? You must be the first person ever to watch this and think "this isn't funny, his business must have suffered tremendously"... I can't believe you just took the time to break down and explain to everyone why this is so ridiculous. The absurdity brings the hilarity.
17MJG93 7 months ago 3
@17MJG93 Are you contending that his business DIDNT suffer tremendously?
ryanrule2 6 months ago
@ReverendSyn Therapist... THE RAPIST Who would ever think that person can benefit you>? Words are funny sometimes.. Lighten up boyo
Soullight86 7 months ago
@ReverendSyn You are the reason why this show was cancelled.
RexButtafuoco 7 months ago 9
Best moment in history of show. I actually fell off the sofa laughing my face off.
Bulrog801 7 months ago 2
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ReverendSyn 7 months ago
TOBIAS YOU BLOWHARD!
TeoTheAwesome 7 months ago 5
what episode is this from?
LindseysBackyardLive 8 months ago
@LindseysBackyardLive 3rd episode of the 3rd season.. it's called "forget-me-now".
cinemmatic 7 months ago
It did not look good on pa
ryanlaing 8 months ago
@ryanlaing
Fucking lol'd.
CrackThoseClaws 8 months ago
"let me take my acting pants off and put on my analraping stocking on my head"
firedaemon94 8 months ago 8
i guess he just was "buy-curious"
alexsand093 8 months ago
Holy crap, that was the best show ever. The eye candy, the criticism, the imperfections and problematic family matters, it was perfect. Can we get rid of shit like cougar wives, cake boss, vampire teens, and get shows like this back on air?
wheelmanstan 8 months ago 118
@wheelmanstan I second this!!
DANNIstarshine 8 months ago
@DANNIstarshine thanks, but sadly no matter how many people feel the same, cake boss and teen vampire shows are easier and cheaper to make. Welcome to the 21st century of bullshit.
wheelmanstan 8 months ago 8
@wheelmanstan Your wish has come true my sweet prince.
tazer95 2 months ago
@wheelmanstan ITS COMING BACK FOR A 10 Episode FOURTH SEASON YAYYY
JSasRays 2 months ago
why is rebecca black in the suggestions
pokercards101 8 months ago
@pokercards101 because people need to see Tobias after her song anal rapes our ears
schmittyc1993 8 months ago 2
Hahahaha. Those hair plugs...
repdale 9 months ago
This must be the Funke everyone is talking about
flame1on1hulk1smash 9 months ago 5
@flame1on1hulk1smash I'm so sick and tired of hearing about what a GENIUS this Funke is.
WildSide91 8 months ago
You blow-hard!
salshasam 9 months ago
@appleinfl you don't have to have big tits to be hot
astupidlamb 9 months ago
@astupidlamb also, she is a lesbian.
pipari44 9 months ago
i guess you can say i'm buy-curious
TheHost155 9 months ago 5
its amazing how no one has "disliked" this :) best show everrrr
steelersfan4eva 9 months ago 6
I doubt he's the world first on that.
zippo718 9 months ago
It did not look good on paper.
talkisexpensive 10 months ago 8
lindsay is so hot
jjws 10 months ago 7
@jjws She's a surfboard...
appleinfl 10 months ago
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it wasn't really the pronunciation that bothered me.
ImJust1Joe 10 months ago
GOB IS FLIPPING HIM OFF THE WHOLE TIME! fyi
shambayati195 11 months ago 26
hahahha analrapist!
NUFFyo 11 months ago
who would like a banger in the mouth?!?
jonno2019 11 months ago
@jonno2019 In america we call it a sausage in the mouth.
ilbv5 10 months ago 5
why is gob flipping tobias off :(
basebalkid1997 11 months ago 4
have any of you ever seen a chicken?
MrChibears23 11 months ago 138
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TheMehFilms 1 year ago
tobias cant seem to get bob loblaw out of his mouth
bamboneski 1 year ago
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TheMehFilms 1 year ago
@TheMehFilms stfu
GideonSawyer 1 year ago
It wasn't the pronunciation that bothered me.
morgantown1 1 year ago
I just blue myself
let88it88be 1 year ago 217
@let88it88be theres gotta be a better way to say that.
cerysiscomfortablex 6 months ago
u should change the caption at the top to poison your muffins. Might as well make it an arrested development reference LOL Muffin Man!
SnoocheeBoochees 1 year ago
LINDSAY IS SO HOTTT!!!!!
Blahdiblahbo 1 year ago 4
@Blahdiblahbo Its funny cuz she's married to ellen degeneres
Asifiwascool 11 months ago
@dcfurious I would call Tobias Funke legendary.
ViciousMihael 1 year ago
While I loved this show, I would hardly call David Cross Legendary. But your opinion I suppose. =)
dcfurious 1 year ago
best tobias moment ever
SmurfKiller66 1 year ago 2