"Attention Walmart Shoppers, My Dick Is Hard"

[XxPAINTBALLxX123]

press 7 all day

[SuperACDCfan4ever]

Lpo?

[1337charlie]

that was HILARIOUS :)

one time my friend got on there and said dildo and we power walked off and saw a cop heading in the direction of the intercom phone

[merosargento]

which pixel is the phone



[alexlolful]

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHABA

[zacatetas]

this one takes the cake. Great vocal inflection

[xRyanIrvingx]

My hero

[prankflicks69]

LMFAO this is halarious you should check out my videos

[Daikenhunter]

Recorded on a calculator

[FurballandTigger]

This just made my day! LMFAO!

[turkoow1]

Read the description and you'll see how it ended

[nuri0518]

what a professional voice !

[singularraven]

NICE FUCKING CAMERA

[TheOceanfreak12]

At the end: Hey Buddy

[SuperJackVlogs]

YOU CAN RECORD WITH A TOASTER WHO KNEW

[HotCheeseTacos]

You had me laughing nonstop. You, good sir, just earned yourself a sub. :D

[redspottedpanda]

@HotCheeseTacos agreed :)

[TDBanimefan]

I heard someone that saw him say "Hey buddy."

Thats usualy what the mall-cops say. What the hell is he going to do? Call for backup?

[gooner4lyf]

looooooool

[jz88patriot]

@nathanjamesbaker Local Police Officer

[756isaiah]

is that an earthwing supermodel i see

[HappySeries]

"Hey buddy"

Oh shit....

[kayla94brooke]

@HappySeries Lol I heard that, too!

[enjoi543]

Did this in my birthday :)

[ingram6866]

Hahahahahahahahahahaha

[SuperKONR]

Why doesn't this ever happen when I'm at Wal-Mart?

[pCneter]

@SuperKONR i think becous ther alot of pussy,s around wo are afraid to get to yail

[SuperKONR]

@pCneter Lol the worst thing that can happen is you'll get kicked out, you just have to find the intercom number

[Miguelizk00l]

I would have said my dick Is ready for you ladies

[bohilas]

hahahaha!

[iiTH3J3RKii]

Lol nice hahahaha

[bnano53]

Nice bet you all the parents loved that with there kids.

[dperez1302]

omg it's seth

[ThaDoctor420]

He got coult

[Rutgerschiefs]

Hey buddy. Lol

[xKalphax]

LMAO × 10 to the 5

[thektm013]

This would be more funny at kmart

[MagmaBastard]

I think he meant live penis official

[Thepwnagechronicals]

At the end you can hear "hey buddy" ^~^

[FangKillian]

Lol

[TheUnicornmoustache]

?htiw demlif siht saw otatop fo dnarb tahW see if you can figure it out hint hint it is a backwards cooment.

[AfroMofoYolo]

@TheUnicornmoustache what brand of potato was this filmed with! yaaaaaeee i win...

[brandenhj1998]

Ha so funny

[christyparalee]

Well played.

[JarrodDrover123]

i would of yelled MINE IS TOO

[nutsidoful]

If you listen closely you hear someone say, "hey buddy." at the end.

[DJRoy18]

wow u r a kunclehead

[themike2048]

He found my toothbrush!

[nalapooh]

Lmao

[ayotorn1]

Lmao

[Exotiics4daWiin]

What brand of potato was this filmed with?

[XxBryanWolfxX]

@Exotiics4daWiin hahaha XD lol

[MrRyanfraser]

@Exotiics4daWiin probably a skinned one the peeling always get in the way

[grawstick]

@Exotiics4daWiin from idaho where fine potatoes come from

[MrCombatarmsVideos]

@Exotiics4daWiin a skined photato

[capps4242]

@Exotiics4daWiin Idaho Potatoes.

[blondyeddy1]

@Exotiics4daWiin i believe it was homely farms.

[DarkBallYE]

@Exotiics4daWiin Looks more like he used a Smith-Gran™ Apple to record it :]

[onexnightxstandx4]

Did you knock his ass out?

[TheOriginalKingD]

You say "Attention walmart shoppers my dick is hard"

Old Pedophile says "Hey Buddy what are we gonna do about that"

[HHSTwisTy]

@byobilly1 Who in one hurr hurr hurr

[WavebiteDubstep]

Hahahaha there's an old pedo in the shop like "ooooh what isle is that in?"

[bkareams92]

HEY BUDDY!!!! AHHHH!!! BUSTEED!!!

[byobilly1]

Was this filmed with a toaster or potato?

[Dkhan23]

@byobilly1 No it was filmed with your sisters asshole 

[byobilly1]

@Dkhan23 XD Cleaver Very Cleaver ill be sure to say hi to ya when im leaving your moms room tonight :)

[Dudesrule100]

I heard it too.

[21lprice]

I hered hay buddy hold on a minuet really faintly at the end and seriously on the girls toy isle

[Videogenius7]

I just don't get why everything pertaining to the male sexual anatomy supposed to be funny. Guys must piss themselves everytime they take off their undies for a shower! XD

[neverpeeoncows]

he was at walmart to steal a potato for a camera

[willyknowswhoyouare]

Comedy!!!

[fifores408]

LMFAO X) THIS IS SO FUNNY!!!

[TAURENBOY8]

GENIUS!!!!!!

[iKnockturnal]

Did you get caught at the end?

[eminemfanpageHQ]

What waffle brand did u film dis wit??

[HunterBoyz5]

you should really upgrade you carrot to a potatoe

[nathanjamesbaker]

Private LPO?

Loans Program Office? Legal Process Outsourcing? London Philharmonic Orchestra? Libertarian Party of Ohio? Lactoperoxidase? Leadership, Policy and Organizations? Large Property Owner? Low Power Operation? Licensed Prosthetist Orthotist? Limited Principle of Omniscience? La Palma Observatory? Lipid Peroxidation? Loop Phase Offset? Laramie Project Office? Left Posterior Oblique? Leading Petty Officer? Landing Page Optimization? Licensed Prosthetist/Orthotist?

Which one was it?

[j4trojanboi81]

@nathanjamesbaker LPO stands for Loss Prevention Officer . Which is the person who catches people stealing inside of walmart. They dont dress up as walmart employees, but they do work for walmart. They dress up in regular clothes and act like their shopping and then they try to catch people stealing. That's why he said it was a "Private LPO".

[nathanjamesbaker]

@j4trojanboi81 Ah, thanks. That explains it. I had fun making that list, though.

[screechkid116]

@nathanjamesbaker LOLOL

[xxdanxexx]

@nathanjamesbaker Loss Prevention Officer would probably make more sense.

[IRareFX]

@nathanjamesbaker Local Police Officer lmao

[SirDallasBracken]

@nathanjamesbaker LOL.

[Schwarze999]

@nathanjamesbaker Loss Prevention Officer

[from212]

lol I don't know what all the hate is about, this was funny as hell!

O0ooOO00oHHHH he said DICK!!!! big fucking deal, get over it. I've seen worse shit on PG-13 movies.

[Nathaniel260]

People comment about how "stupid" and "useless" this video is, but they clicked the title "Attention Walmart shoppers, my dick is hard" and then watched the video. What did you think the video was gonna be about, some enlightening journey through a distant dreamland and you were gonna emerge with some profound meaning of life. If it has "my dick is hard" and you don't like useless videos then don't fckin click it, idiot, use some of that common sense that you criticize people for not having.

[TheCodProductiions]

@MrNyehfarious umad?

[screamogod1234]

I HEARD A GUY SAY HEY BUDDY AT THE END XD

[Omgzjustin]

Stole my idea!

[MsBamboozy]

How much trouble did you get in?!?!? Hahaha xDD

[iaresheepy]

private LPO?

[El1t3HUNT3R13]

Lol...

[mysqueeker]

ROFLMAO that made my day. hahaha

[SasukeUchiha758]

u didnt actually say that into the intercom. the intercom is supposed to make a beeping noise before they use it

[KR3WtheSHOW]

Busted

[iHateThisShirt]

Where did you buy this Potato

[Bigman1811]

@AppleYanka I herd that too lol

[BBSownage]

Recorded with a lemon :O

[spore73]

LOL



[watercat99]

LOL

[preteengeek]

someone tried to ruin his fun at the end. you know when you do something bad and hear "hey buddy" a party pooper just arrived

[blaziken8991]

it was fake becouse if it was real there would be a beep befor he said that

[macryan19]

lol this was funny shit, you took it like a boss bro good shit;

[Alejandroman12345]

what type of potatoe did you film with

[XVurrux]

I think that wiz Cr1TiKaL

[1xXLedZeppelinXx1]

@marvinrasta117 I used to spell like a retard and make terrible over-used jokes, but then i took a vagina to the dick.

[Bubbiea]

@1xXLedZeppelinXx1 i used to take a vagina to the dick then i took an arrow to the knee

[chris978820]

@1xXLedZeppelinXx1 And then when you took a vagina to the dick you woke up and realized you have aged at least 30 years and still a virgin living in your moms basement making retarded and useless youtube videos like this one.

[4jane2man0]

@chris978820 is that your life story? yeah i thought so,, your the one making pointless comments on useless youtube videos.... dumbass

[chris978820]

@4jane2man0 Actually I do believe 1xXLedZeppelinXx1 not only made a useless comment first but he also made a useless video. Let me just check to mae sure I'm right. His name is listed as the uploader and he posted his video 2 days ago and I posted mine 14 hours ago. So if you are any good at math even you would know that he posted his comment first. I just replied to a useless comment with my own useless comment. Stupid fuck.

[4jane2man0]

@chris978820 another useless comment with some useless math after your first useless comment on the uploader of a useless video's useless comment. nice, u fail to see exactly how ironic your making this

[chris978820]

@4jane2man0 that comment you just posted sounded alot like your first comment but a little more retarded. I find it pathetic that you don't even see that. And I only added the math to my comment to help you understand better how wrong you were with what you said. Its a little unusual how you still had to reply back and STILL dont understand. You probably haven't finished elementary school. Either that or you were just born retarded

[4jane2man0]

@chris978820 i find it funny how you felt that his comment and video are useless, yet you somehow think typing paragraphs to a random person serves some purpose, dumbass

[chris978820]

@4jane2man0 Isn't that what you are doing? Dumb shit. The only difference is I'm typing much bigger paragraphs but I can explain that. I have the ability to type big paragraphs. You probably haven't learned how to. Its ok though because I'm sure you will learn how within the next few years. and yes his comment and video were useless which is exactly why I felt like replying. But you cant really reply to a useless comment with a comment that has a purpose. retard

[4jane2man0]

@chris978820 you know what you missed out on in school? social skills, which is why your on here arguing in the first place kid... i dont care why you did whatever, i was showin u the irony of it now go outside and get a girlfriend or something. peace out social-retard

[chris978820]

@4jane2man0 you know what's funny? u talk about me being on here arguing yet u were the one who started the argument by replying to my comment first. fuckin retard. my first comment didn't need a reply and it wasn't even directed to u. unfortunately school won't teach you anything related to that so u r a lost cause there.

[1xXLedZeppelinXx1]

@chris978820 Definitely not. I was 16 at the time. Add two years and i'm 18. But good try.

[chris978820]

@1xXLedZeppelinXx1 that didn't make much sense with what i said. But i never really expected it to. leave your moms basement a little bit. u will see that there's a whole new world.

[badmoonryzn]

@1xXLedZeppelinXx1 but it was a reworked dick that was turned into a girls unit. I was sad and killed myself.

[TheStoryofanoob]

No, You took a dick to the ass

[TheUniverse101]

@1xXLedZeppelinXx1 Sheep don't count. CAUSE THEN IT'S CALLED BEASTIALITY!

[TriumvirateOfHeroes]

@marvinrasta117 I'd expect such stupidity from someone who is subscribed to every low-brow comedy and video game YouTube channel from RWJ to *snicker* ijustine.

[XLG101]

I s**t I was there wen dat happend it was funny

[abbycandy454]

1080

480

360

240

Minecraft

Calculator

This

[CopyingNinjaKakashi]

Lmfao.I wish someone could do that at my walmart I work at. That'd be funny as hell. I like how he says it so calmly talking to like someone who actually works there. lmfao

[Incognito1986]

So did you get your ass whooped? lol. That guy at the end didn't sound too enthused.

[Kastrenzo74]

the code for the Intercom on most walmart phones is *9658, sometimes it's #9658

[MultiGamePlays]

nice potato is it publix brand?

[airsoftmaster1234561]

lol hilarious o and myn is 2 :)

[shufflegirl73]

hahaha that is funny

[AppleYanka]

anyone else hear "hey buddy" at the end of the video?

[Pl0xzrZ256]

pause at :15 you can count the fucking pixels

[McSnusing1]

If i had a pennie for every pixle in his vid id have to hive him money

[ZachieZan5]

That is fucking hilarious thumbs up if u have balls

[SapphireMoonWolf]

WIN

[LCPD21CLAN]

Lmao

[boxybrown3000]

@M3talRaccoon Wow seriously its a joke. Your the fucktard here

[BlueClanToontown]

LOL

[Entomophagy]

at the end you hear "alright buddy"

he's got some splainin to do ;D

[thewownerdholypally]

Lolz, very nice

[IHaveNoHops]

what is an LPO!?

[FAD3ztriczz]

dude you shoulda said tht your pikachu was as hard as a prostetic leg

[TheNissan45]

lolololo



[mizindependent1235]

thats my homie lol

[fireandrain125]

trololololol

[M3talRaccoon]

If you had a dollar for every pixel in this video, you'd have thousands of dollars. Fucktard.

[RushhGaming]

@M3talRaccoon Are you fucking stupid? it's called a joke you dumb bitch

[ubernate860]

@RushhGaming and he sir is a troll

[ubernate860]

@ubernate860 triple trolled

[navykid97]

@M3talRaccoon Shut up...

[HwyPony]

This was filmed with a potato

[scotchtapedude]

did u get caught?!??!?!?!

[jaycasta1]

Lmfao nice

[Monkey70756]

did you use a ti84 calculator to film this video?

[garrysmodd]

there were children in the store dumbfuck

[TheDarkarse666]

@garrysmodd And?

[pppie123]

@garrysmodd Which makes this video even more hilarious.

And I support what your Username is named after.

[Hunter0035]

@garrysmodd It funny that you mention children, i guess you enjoy playing games with little kids...

[logheadftw]

hahhahhahahahaha imma try this

[BeautifulJADExx]

did you record this w/ a potato ?

[lovemedead2010]

haha xD

[mattthegamer0128]

lol busted



[Budsmokerhaha]

BUSTED

[WishesNetwork]

Hahahaha

[uchababa43]

WINNING!

[129543a]

LMAO



[KazumaRaidon]

XD